Well if u have siblings u would know that if someone tried to take ur siblings u would make them suffer before u kill them Thas what any one would do to there brother kid naper
Joe a 100% right about driving them over. If I see some clowns or a guy dressed up as the grim reaper approach my car, I’m putting the petal to the metal so quickly I’d be in the next Fast & Furious movie.
@@gloctopus_ yea he’s funny but I’m used to coryxkenshin because he watches videos like this and there pretty interesting and he doesn’t pause everytime to talk
Joe the type of guy that would be the only one left at the end of a horror movie, and record himself saying all the reasons why everyone else was an idiot for dying 😂
I’ve worked Pizza Hut delivery for 5 years and the worst that happened to me was a stolen delivery and a coworker getting into a fight trying to get the food back. He needed an ambulance, I gave a written statement.
the grim reaper isnt a bad person, he's just there to guide you to your destination in death. this guy was dying and the grim reaper was trying to tell him it was his time. the meaning he was curious was either that he was confused on why the man was resisting, so basically the man cheated death.
I laughed so hard with the little ahhh at the end of the crack lady appear in the grocery store this is why joe is one of my favorites to watch on UA-cam
Oh my goshhhh, I love watching horror stories and joe. So joe watching horror stories are the best. I love you joe (as a UA-cam not in a weird way, unless u think it's weird then your mine favorite person online)
It's like a anime based horror I love it even though it's not scary at all it's still entertaining and fun to watch and it help me grow I don't know how to say it basically an immune system to fear and the stories don't make any sense but it's still cool and it gives me a better way to find out stuff that don't make sense cuz there's a logic behind these if you could find out this ball of confusion you just got 364 IQ
Joe is the type of person to just kill one of these people thats looking for him then call the cops then actually do the smart thing and show them he recorded it
Lol when i was like 16 i remember I heard a noise downstairs like footsteps and i and been in my room so like i grabbed my hairbrush walked down the stairs only down to the part where you can’t see my feet and then I screamed “WHO THE HELL IS IN MY F*CKING HOUSE!?!?” And I started sprinting down the staircase and i ran into the kitchen and saw some dude standing there with a knife and I chucked that hairbrush at that guy and hit him in the head gave him the middle finger than ran back up stairs and called the cops while getting a nerf gun and getting out through the window on the 3rd floor and I ran across the street to my friends house and I stayed with her family till the cops came it was a fun day
Joe is the type of person to push a kid of a climbing frame and start laughing 😂
He even liked the comment😭
yes people call jungle gyms climbing frames
@@gavincook9147 Thanks I was definitely confused😭
Fr lmao
Ong
joe will put himself in other peoples situations theoretically and explain what he would do as if it literally happened to him 💀
ikrrrrr 💀
thats why hes so funny to watch
Well if u have siblings u would know that if someone tried to take ur siblings u would make them suffer before u kill them Thas what any one would do to there brother kid naper
It's called good commentary
So
Joe a 100% right about driving them over. If I see some clowns or a guy dressed up as the grim reaper approach my car, I’m putting the petal to the metal so quickly I’d be in the next Fast & Furious movie.
100%
Drop a gear and disappear
Facts
I'm putting a brick on the petal 😂
Joe would be that guy to fight every scarer at a haunted house.
Joes the jumpscare are the haunteted house
@@Percarus179 guys the crimson chin, of course he's the Jumpscare.💀
Joes screaming in middle of nothing is scarier then movies bro💀
Damm true
*than
kinda late but i jumped like twice cause of him randomly yelling
Deal
Joe would be the only white guy who survives in a horror movie💪🏼
💀💀💀
this has to be at the top
that's because all the black people die first in horror movies search it up
@@heroic-lace5230 unless it’s a parody where the black people will only survive Bc of irony
The fact that black ppl almost always die first💪🤌
joes laugh for some reason doesnt suit him but at the same time its funny when ever he does
I think it makes him more Joe
Yeah
I HAD MY AIRPODS ON FULL BLAST ON 9:09 BRO. JOE’S FREAK OUT SCARED ME MORE THAN THE VIDEO ITSELF
@chalicite bro exactly
same lmaooooooo
You watching Joe Bartolozzi on full blast, that’s your own fault
ONNNNGGGGGG
Bro I have it on 100 and nots loud
Alfie literally missing for 7 years and joe somehow makes it funny
I’d love to see Joe react to more ‘scary’ animations
Same
Yea but except him pausing everytime to talk
Same
@@masterloafbread9769 i don’t really mind that though, he’s entertaining, i be having to rewind some parts cause he’s funny ash🤣
@@gloctopus_ yea he’s funny but I’m used to coryxkenshin because he watches videos like this and there pretty interesting and he doesn’t pause everytime to talk
My favorite part was when joe said "are you sleeping?" "Fuck off"
joe is capable of saying 8 swear words in one full sentence and if he can do higher I wouldn't be surprised
W PFP
Joe the type of guy that would be the only one left at the end of a horror movie, and record himself saying all the reasons why everyone else was an idiot for dying 😂
I'm watching this at 4am and i normally don't get scared or anything but this, man this is creepy af. It's something about the animation.
wooooooooooo
3:07 he’s just standing there… menacingly!!!! 😱😱😱
Did Joe call "the hat man" the brim reaper, because that's awesome.
Finishing the week with a good old Joe video
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Yeah
SAME
Same
It’s so cute how joe gets so excited about this video because it seems like he’s genuinely enjoying it
legit how my boyfriend gets when he finds a storm for him and i to chase.. it’s adorable how excited he gets finding a storm for us to chase… 🥰🥰🥺
Pretty ironic because he said the vid would be trash
Bros brother jus got fanum taxed
the brainrot had consumed bro
joes unexpected screaming is more scary then the video it self
I'm currently watching this at 3 30 am rn and joe's reactions have me CRYING I am trying so hard not to wake up the whole house by laughing lmao
lmao 🤣 16:45
I’ve worked Pizza Hut delivery for 5 years and the worst that happened to me was a stolen delivery and a coworker getting into a fight trying to get the food back. He needed an ambulance, I gave a written statement.
This is why I have a intend on my bed frame, hiding under the bed is idiotic but hiding between the bed and bed frame is a WAY better option
@@FortniteTrev32 EXACTLY
is it just me or does every time joe get scared, he scares us more than the actual scare
Joe brightens my day
Same here
Real
9:53 oh that's just a Discord moderator 💀
You did not 💀
when joe uploads my day is just overall better
I would love if joe watched stuff like this weekly
the grim reaper isnt a bad person, he's just there to guide you to your destination in death. this guy was dying and the grim reaper was trying to tell him it was his time. the meaning he was curious was either that he was confused on why the man was resisting, so basically the man cheated death.
A actual well thought out comment is rare within these videos
I laughed so hard with the little ahhh at the end of the crack lady appear in the grocery store this is why joe is one of my favorites to watch on UA-cam
8:50 JOE, YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
THIS MF WOULD BE THE WORLDS BEST BROTHER
Joe's screams are scariee than the actual scary story lmfao
9:07
Bro made my soul leave my body😂😂😂
20:38 LMAO Joe would really do his friend dirty 💀 this was so funny
Joe: this is probably gonna be the worst video I’ve ever seen
Joe later: I WANNA WATCH ANOTHER
Bruh 2:35 when joe just screams for no reason is more terrifying than the main video itself
"This is going to be the worst i'll ever see"
ends up loving it lol
love your streams!!
Oh my goshhhh, I love watching horror stories and joe. So joe watching horror stories are the best. I love you joe (as a UA-cam not in a weird way, unless u think it's weird then your mine favorite person online)
Joe you always somehow make me laugh every second of your videos keep it up Joe
As soon as I look away to eat I get jump scared by Joes scream its terrifying😂
Bro joe screaming "booooooh wtf ia that animation on that guy" at 9:18 legit scaredbme more tham the video holy shit
Any one here in 2024
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joes screaming genuinely TERRIFIED me more then the 2nd video itself.
3:23 the way he just screams out of no where 🤣🤣
Ngl this shits scary asf but you made me feel safe by making me laugh most the time
I would pay good money to watch joe react to analog horror, he would die at Mandela Catalog if he’s scared of this lmao
Joe yelling is what frickin scared me the whole time. I expected it but still i jumped every time
these stories are the exact reason ill always keep a gun on me
Bro I asked my dad for a gun license and he just said- "You violent"
9:08….. scared the crap out of me😂😂
Joe PLEASE do more of these scary reactions!!!!!
Joe's the type of person to somehow make people falling to their death funny
Love the streams Joe
Where is the stream
What was the name of the stream
Joe is the smartest horror movie character if in a movie
Those scary storys with Joe becomes funny ones
Bro joe scared the shit out of me when he said "WHY DO THEY GIVE THEM EYES LIKE THAT"
You need to watch some Mr.Nightmare stories next stream, his are always the greatest
Keep em videos coming Joe. You're the best 💪🏾
Hey Joe, You don't have to do this just curious if you plan to film UA-cam videos that aren't from twitch streams. I watch them either way. Nice video
I feel as he streams way to much for this
16:44 OMG BRO JOE BE SCARING MY ASS MORE THAN THE VIDEO ITSELF
“Alfie’s still alive? CRINGE” 💀
The only thing that scares me in this video is the amount of times he puased it and scearmed that scared me💀
It's like a anime based horror I love it even though it's not scary at all it's still entertaining and fun to watch and it help me grow I don't know how to say it basically an immune system to fear and the stories don't make any sense but it's still cool and it gives me a better way to find out stuff that don't make sense cuz there's a logic behind these if you could find out this ball of confusion you just got 364 IQ
Joe please watch more of these!!! This was an amazing video lol!
joe more scary than the actual show
16:43 BRO I WAS LISTENING TO IT AND YOUR SCREAMING JUMPSCARED ME
Joe's face at 11:25 got me good
Joe is genuinely so fun and funny to watch
Joe is the type of person to just kill one of these people thats looking for him then call the cops then actually do the smart thing and show them he recorded it
The great thing for me fellas, I have a pullout bed under my bed, but it looks like a completely normal bed😁👍
Joe speaking facts about these videos…ngl they creepy af though 😂
I wasn't scared until Joe screamed something out of nowhere.
Lol when i was like 16 i remember I heard a noise downstairs like footsteps and i and been in my room so like i grabbed my hairbrush walked down the stairs only down to the part where you can’t see my feet and then I screamed “WHO THE HELL IS IN MY F*CKING HOUSE!?!?” And I started sprinting down the staircase and i ran into the kitchen and saw some dude standing there with a knife and I chucked that hairbrush at that guy and hit him in the head gave him the middle finger than ran back up stairs and called the cops while getting a nerf gun and getting out through the window on the 3rd floor and I ran across the street to my friends house and I stayed with her family till the cops came it was a fun day
9:07 jesus christ. Turned the volume up to hear the story and got instantly earraped
15:20 why does bro look like Sid from Toy Story 💀💀💀
16:44 Joe yelling scared the shit out of me
Joe always makes a smile on my face 😂
bro ur so good love ur vids
POV: your here from the stream
How long ago was it?
"Vrrrr, oh oh oh going 60 mph, i see three clowns....going 80 mph now"
-Joe Bartolozzi
Your daily Joe Bart quotes
23:27 im 13, I knew by the age of even 10 that if you can get a knife when someone breaks in, then get a knife. This is fake
Other people might not know rhat
@@HSAkin its common sense though. Also natural selection is a thing
8:56 bro this is the best and funniest thing I have ever seen. His reaction, how he says naaaa. This is so funny
Joe you remind me of Cr1t1kal but where he sounds apathetic all the time, you sound pissed lmao
Exactly lol
I was watching with headphones and i got more scared at him screaming than the video
If they had kept Mr.Nightmare voicing the animations it would have been peak horror
24:07 I thought Joe would say, "nah fuck that I'm staying under the bed" LMAOOO
I don’t get it, Joe will bleep his swears in the first 5 minutes of his videos and then he pretty just says fuck it and doesn’t bleep it anymore 🤣
Bro I love joe sm funniest person I’ve ever watched and I’d love to meet him one day 😂
Absolutrly no one:
Joe's thumbnail: 😱😱😱
I bet Joe doesn’t even like pizza lets be honest 🤷♂️
twerk
2:48 hunters accidentally explained by joe
Joe is daddy
This video made me shiver in fear and laugh my ass off at the same time. I don't think that's ever happened to me, but congrats 🤣
God is king 👑 accept him into your life before it’s to late God is coming soon amen 🙏 ❤
Nice new camera angle
Really adds to the cinematic
SHOULDVE KNOW NOT TO WEAR AIR PODS FULL VOLUME WHILE WATCHING THIS GUY😭
what's pretty terrifying is the fact that the 3rd video was a real story. Mr. Nightmare's videos are actual real stories.
joe u should do more of these i love this 😭
I'm literally watching this while it's pouring rain and a BUNCH of thunder and lightning
9:13 it’s 11 08 pm and I just had a heart attack from joe screaming out of nowhere