May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. F
@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. I
I can tune into Joe's streams at any time and get enjoyment, he knows when to be serious and how to entertain and it makes for perfect enjoyable content for a wide audience
My dad works at a bank. These people tried to steal the ATM, but after it broke, they took off their ski mask and looked straight into the camera. They got arrested 2 days later
Love joes videos! I was able to get into part of his stream for this reaction. His content is so exiting and engraving because of his chat interaction. Glad I saw the video in the first half hour.
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.ch
@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
@@Instabruh.User.. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. Y
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. K
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
1. Become a banker 2. Make the bankers your friend 3. Tell them you drop your wallet 4. Destroy the power. 5. Since your the bankers the vault would be open already 6. Take the money 7. Give it to someone and blame for stealing the money 8. Take the cameras and wipe the memory. 9. Quit the job and hack the system and make some random guy the banker. 10. Just walk away 😎👌
If you want to get away with as much gold as possible you get a crew of very strong people they each grab 3 bars over a course of 2 heists, to sell the gold you have everyone melt down the gold and form it into slightly deformed bars then make sure the only engraving on them rads 24k (imma be on a watchlist)
Here’s what you do to get away with stealing the gold right. *clears throat* so first thing you want to do is find a way to track when the next movement of the gold is because they do move some of the gold around occasionally to keep it more distributed. You find out that and then what you need to do is find a person highly involved with the facility and you take them out. You steal there phone and take over as them for a couple of weeks. Now you have clearance to the vault all you would need then is transport, this is where the tracking to movement of the gold part comes in. So you find where the truck that is coming to collect the gold and you take out the driver and security on board and replace them with you and some of your buddies that are helping out with the heist. Now what you want to do is use your clearance to access the vault with ease and take the gold not all but some of it just to be more discreet. If you have done this correctly you should get out without anyone even batting an eye. Now eventually the cops will notice that HEY! Those weren’t the right people that took the gold. This should take them about an hour so as long as you are quick you should be able to drop the gold off at the buyer (which you should have already planned out) and collect the cash from them. From there what you want to do is destroy the moving vehicle and split the money with your team there it is THE PERFECT HEIST
Bruh joe is the most relatable person I have ever seen tbh
@@Instabruh.User.. now what?
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No joke her replicates my train of thought, he just says it out loud. 😂
@@qwertymangoes6455he*😂
Alternate title: Joe reveals what he plans to do after he retires
@@realinstagramuser. dies of cringe
@@realinstagramuser. bro what does that have to do with anything
When he hits 30 we all group up then rob every atm then with that money we take over Wyoming
michael fucking de santa
@@realinstagramuser. goofy bot
2 weeks later after this video:
*News reporters say a bunch of 13 year olds rob a bank after watching a Twitch Steamer called Joe Bariolozzi*
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
@@angelemeana2754 shut up I'm almost deciding to stop being Cristian
@@angelemeana2754 this is NOT the place to preach
@@Tomfoolery2404is this real or real
@@flipo9850 real
Joe can be Realistic while being funny and it’s not that easy to please UA-cam audiences so well done Joe
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. F
@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. I
@@angelemeana2754amen
I can tune into Joe's streams at any time and get enjoyment, he knows when to be serious and how to entertain and it makes for perfect enjoyable content for a wide audience
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Fr, he’s amazing💯
@@chefniko_ ong
My dad works at a bank. These people tried to steal the ATM, but after it broke, they took off their ski mask and looked straight into the camera. They got arrested 2 days later
Joe is in the top .01% of youtubers who aren't cringe
Bros up there with daz
@@sodarino bro what 💀
@@sodarino daz is cringe af
@@RealWrestlingBeaver cap
Love joes videos! I was able to get into part of his stream for this reaction. His content is so exiting and engraving because of his chat interaction. Glad I saw the video in the first half hour.
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.ch
@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
Joe gunna hit up Lester 😂😂😂
you know its a good day when joe posts
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
@@Instabruh.User.. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H
4:56 Is a future GTA heist
You are the only person who can make me genuinely laugh on the internet.
Joe about to fuck up an atm with a crowbar and a go cart 😂😂
14:04 He literally has chi- spewed all over his wall, lmao- XD
"YOOu're gonna protect over 200 billion for free?"
Nah man they be taking just a little bit during there shift.
3:18 joe when he turns 30: "this UA-cam shit don't pay like it used to *VRROOOOOOMMM*"
how has joe not got ten million he really deserves it, joe if you see this you are doing a great job as a youtuber keep it up :)
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H
Joe: *sees 200 billion*
Joe: *has a seizure*
4:42 2 Bros thinking about doing a GTA heist in real life
6:35 bro is fiending over the vault💀
SHELBYVILLE IS IN TENESSEE
The British army watching a 4.11ft white dude running at them with a heavy lmg: 🙃
Joe really done said bet
Can we appreciate how funny Joe is
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. Y
Been waiting for this upload since I saw the stream. Keep up the great work joe👍
When was the stream video
@@historybois7758 a couple of weeks ago I think, its not very recent
@@ballzinwadder oh okay, thanks
someone predicted the queens death at 17:03 in the chat
Joe gives great criminal advice
They need GTA British Edition
I unfortunately watched this already on stream but still gonna watch it lmao
4:19 just make sure you realize just how dense gold is, like have you seen a model of just how much atoms it takes to make a semi-small bar?
Joe you have a big army as it is, your fans lol you can give yourself most of the cut if you do all the setup missions
Hello Joe I legit watched your entire stream on eldin ring and now I'm watching the vid love you bro keep up the work
Same did I it was 1000000/10
Make a wish kids last wish is to go to the vault and steal bars for his parents
You know it’s gonna be a good day when joe posts
you just don’t know what to say cuz we’re early to the vid
No to his younger audience their school day has finished and im sure some had a horrible day
@@dawisejaqweez7531 your real fun at parties huh?
same pfp
There is 421,053 bars
Gold and all precious metals and jewlry do have unique codes to track them. That's why people would melt it down into something else.
8:10 bros holding some dudes whole life spendings
JOE YOU'RE UNDER SERVALENCE BY A STRANGE FIGURE KNOWN AS VIEWERS ON UA-cam & TWITCH (we are watching)
Wow thanks for teaching us how to rob a bank joe really appreciate it time to go get some money
most genuine and most funny person on the platform for me
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. K
funfact the vault has 214billion
⚠️ warning, warning, false information‼️‼️⚠️
The British vault is actually Ryan toy review’s personal bank
The perfect bank heist is literally inside man 😂 very good movie btw
the guys who robbed the bank in 2006 are the real life versions of the payday gang
He would buy a go-kart 😂😂😂
Those thieves trying to pay off there debt, they already bought those Yeezys
Ahhh…joe you wizard*chuckles…you newtron
This reminds me of money heist so much
Joe is on the USAs most wanted list once they see this vid
Bro Joe is so entertaining fr
The thumbnail lmao
The perfect time is while school is being let out because all the cops are usually at the school plus tons of traffic
How come i never knew joe had a youtube? My days better!
Its a good day when my guy posts
Loooool wtf, imagine stealing gold and Boris raids ur house 🤣
Joe could fit as Heath Ledger's joker's young life
The NY bank has more money than the ENGLAND bank? I live in NY im boutta pull up.
Bro is robbing one of the most secure places to get 5 bars
Fire upload joe!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧯🧯❤️🔥
Joe is kinda devious
4:56 bro someone better call up Lester for this new heist
I love the titles my chat learns how to rob a bank, so you already know how to?!?
6:46 “how do I sell it” chip it into small pieces and sell to pawnshops around the world
BRO THIS BASED ON A MOVIE
"We just need more money. Then we can live in Tahiti."
Love your content joe
My day has suddenly and immediately improved😊
he started acting like speed when he found out the cost of the gold vault
Lol i was the one that said something a bout ballistic armor, im wheezing rn.
Goat has posted🔥
You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of em
9:10 I'd rob the earth for fucks sake 💀
Not knowing how much cash is inside is the beauty of robbing an ATM. IRL lootbox.
“oh no and that’s close to me😈😈”
joe is gigachad
1:37 yeah, happens all the time here in Indiana
joe boutta hit the streets
I will be watching Joe during my classes bro, he's that entertaining. literally making my life better 😍
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G
“When I’m 30 years old I will rob a bank” ? You on a watch list 💀
Bro the 1st one was inspired by Lego 😂
The heist talked about in the last vid is like the movie inside man
"im a fucking genius" also joe: "big bank in new york"
Joe's taking notes 📓
love the vid lmao but im so much smarter now😍💀😭
4:40 otta call Lester for that heist
1. Become a banker
2. Make the bankers your friend
3. Tell them you drop your wallet
4. Destroy the power.
5. Since your the bankers the vault would be open already
6. Take the money
7. Give it to someone and blame for stealing the money
8. Take the cameras and wipe the memory.
9. Quit the job and hack the system and make some random guy the banker.
10. Just walk away 😎👌
If you want to get away with as much gold as possible you get a crew of very strong people they each grab 3 bars over a course of 2 heists, to sell the gold you have everyone melt down the gold and form it into slightly deformed bars then make sure the only engraving on them rads 24k (imma be on a watchlist)
Joe says the things I think in my head
Joe is on a watchlist after this video
This video has been recomended to me 100 times
joe lets go another upload😁
I love you so much joe insane vids.
Joseph managed to get himself onto 2 watchlists within a 20 minute video
In skyrim I can just straight up pick the gold up
Here’s what you do to get away with stealing the gold right. *clears throat* so first thing you want to do is find a way to track when the next movement of the gold is because they do move some of the gold around occasionally to keep it more distributed. You find out that and then what you need to do is find a person highly involved with the facility and you take them out. You steal there phone and take over as them for a couple of weeks. Now you have clearance to the vault all you would need then is transport, this is where the tracking to movement of the gold part comes in. So you find where the truck that is coming to collect the gold and you take out the driver and security on board and replace them with you and some of your buddies that are helping out with the heist. Now what you want to do is use your clearance to access the vault with ease and take the gold not all but some of it just to be more discreet. If you have done this correctly you should get out without anyone even batting an eye. Now eventually the cops will notice that HEY! Those weren’t the right people that took the gold. This should take them about an hour so as long as you are quick you should be able to drop the gold off at the buyer (which you should have already planned out) and collect the cash from them. From there what you want to do is destroy the moving vehicle and split the money with your team there it is THE PERFECT HEIST
In other words, if merryweather never found out about the stolen gold in GTA
Imagine planning the perfect heist and them you friend gets thirsty
bro someone told you in chat to rob bill gates Lmao
We boutta see joe in the news in a few years
hey joe, Just wanted to let you know you are my favorite youtuber.
Joe predicts more than the Simpsons