My Chat Learns How To Rob A Bank?!?

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  • @zqilz_elo
    @zqilz_elo 2 роки тому +688

    Bruh joe is the most relatable person I have ever seen tbh

  • @CarterDoesStuff73
    @CarterDoesStuff73 2 роки тому +1611

    Alternate title: Joe reveals what he plans to do after he retires

    • @bigkakes2214
      @bigkakes2214 2 роки тому

      @@realinstagramuser. dies of cringe

    • @maskedandblank7565
      @maskedandblank7565 2 роки тому +13

      @@realinstagramuser. bro what does that have to do with anything

    • @harper8739
      @harper8739 2 роки тому +1

      When he hits 30 we all group up then rob every atm then with that money we take over Wyoming

    • @Sketchisawesome
      @Sketchisawesome 2 роки тому +7

      michael fucking de santa

    • @trueapexpredatordestroying4018
      @trueapexpredatordestroying4018 2 роки тому +5

      @@realinstagramuser. goofy bot

  • @Gabers917
    @Gabers917 2 роки тому +172

    2 weeks later after this video:
    *News reporters say a bunch of 13 year olds rob a bank after watching a Twitch Steamer called Joe Bariolozzi*

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому +4

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G

    • @TheReverse6_V3tt
      @TheReverse6_V3tt 2 роки тому +1

      @@angelemeana2754 shut up I'm almost deciding to stop being Cristian

    • @Tomfoolery2404
      @Tomfoolery2404 7 місяців тому

      @@angelemeana2754 this is NOT the place to preach

    • @flipo9850
      @flipo9850 4 місяці тому

      @@Tomfoolery2404is this real or real

    • @Tomfoolery2404
      @Tomfoolery2404 4 місяці тому

      @@flipo9850 real

  • @fatalmwc8495
    @fatalmwc8495 2 роки тому +88

    Joe can be Realistic while being funny and it’s not that easy to please UA-cam audiences so well done Joe

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому +3

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. F

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому +2

      @@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. I

    • @angelssluv
      @angelssluv 4 місяці тому

      @@angelemeana2754amen

  • @gameplayingboi8893
    @gameplayingboi8893 2 роки тому +300

    I can tune into Joe's streams at any time and get enjoyment, he knows when to be serious and how to entertain and it makes for perfect enjoyable content for a wide audience

  • @tysonfrey3681
    @tysonfrey3681 2 роки тому +44

    My dad works at a bank. These people tried to steal the ATM, but after it broke, they took off their ski mask and looked straight into the camera. They got arrested 2 days later

  • @opps9669
    @opps9669 2 роки тому +190

    Joe is in the top .01% of youtubers who aren't cringe

    • @sodarino
      @sodarino 2 роки тому +4

      Bros up there with daz

    • @Viavex1
      @Viavex1 2 роки тому +3

      @@sodarino bro what 💀

    • @RealWrestlingBeaver
      @RealWrestlingBeaver 2 роки тому +6

      @@sodarino daz is cringe af

    • @yezzitik
      @yezzitik 2 роки тому +1

      @@RealWrestlingBeaver cap

  • @eunicemulec3865
    @eunicemulec3865 2 роки тому +25

    Love joes videos! I was able to get into part of his stream for this reaction. His content is so exiting and engraving because of his chat interaction. Glad I saw the video in the first half hour.

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.ch

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому

      @@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G

  • @binkeenum2862
    @binkeenum2862 Рік тому +5

    Joe gunna hit up Lester 😂😂😂

  • @sarcazm6281
    @sarcazm6281 2 роки тому +60

    you know its a good day when joe posts

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому +1

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому +1

      @@Instabruh.User.. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H

  • @Trentgh01
    @Trentgh01 2 роки тому +1

    4:56 Is a future GTA heist

  • @2kmaddness16
    @2kmaddness16 2 роки тому +12

    You are the only person who can make me genuinely laugh on the internet.

  • @memes_for_free_
    @memes_for_free_ 2 роки тому +2

    Joe about to fuck up an atm with a crowbar and a go cart 😂😂

  • @toroinou2526
    @toroinou2526 Рік тому

    14:04 He literally has chi- spewed all over his wall, lmao- XD

  • @cqazyfn7
    @cqazyfn7 2 роки тому +6

    "YOOu're gonna protect over 200 billion for free?"
    Nah man they be taking just a little bit during there shift.

  • @fuboniousmcgee570
    @fuboniousmcgee570 2 роки тому

    3:18 joe when he turns 30: "this UA-cam shit don't pay like it used to *VRROOOOOOMMM*"

  • @williebean7896
    @williebean7896 2 роки тому +5

    how has joe not got ten million he really deserves it, joe if you see this you are doing a great job as a youtuber keep it up :)

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H

  • @Macemanchewy
    @Macemanchewy 2 роки тому +3

    Joe: *sees 200 billion*
    Joe: *has a seizure*

  • @Jdotttyyyy
    @Jdotttyyyy 2 роки тому

    4:42 2 Bros thinking about doing a GTA heist in real life

  • @wrxithy
    @wrxithy 2 роки тому

    6:35 bro is fiending over the vault💀

  • @KReese-jp3ln
    @KReese-jp3ln Рік тому +1

    SHELBYVILLE IS IN TENESSEE

  • @Dannytournier
    @Dannytournier 2 роки тому +4

    The British army watching a 4.11ft white dude running at them with a heavy lmg: 🙃

  • @zachreed1961
    @zachreed1961 Рік тому +1

    Joe really done said bet

  • @soulstorm6025
    @soulstorm6025 2 роки тому +3

    Can we appreciate how funny Joe is

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. Y

  • @ballzinwadder
    @ballzinwadder 2 роки тому +5

    Been waiting for this upload since I saw the stream. Keep up the great work joe👍

    • @historybois7758
      @historybois7758 2 роки тому

      When was the stream video

    • @ballzinwadder
      @ballzinwadder 2 роки тому

      @@historybois7758 a couple of weeks ago I think, its not very recent

    • @historybois7758
      @historybois7758 2 роки тому

      @@ballzinwadder oh okay, thanks

  • @omiii1223
    @omiii1223 2 роки тому +1

    someone predicted the queens death at 17:03 in the chat

  • @2am_figs
    @2am_figs 11 місяців тому

    Joe gives great criminal advice

  • @marzbar_5404
    @marzbar_5404 2 роки тому +1

    They need GTA British Edition

  • @goatalious545
    @goatalious545 2 роки тому +3

    I unfortunately watched this already on stream but still gonna watch it lmao

  • @ThatCookieAddict
    @ThatCookieAddict 2 роки тому +3

    4:19 just make sure you realize just how dense gold is, like have you seen a model of just how much atoms it takes to make a semi-small bar?

  • @litslugs956
    @litslugs956 2 роки тому +4

    Joe you have a big army as it is, your fans lol you can give yourself most of the cut if you do all the setup missions

  • @Lncvp
    @Lncvp 2 роки тому +2

    Hello Joe I legit watched your entire stream on eldin ring and now I'm watching the vid love you bro keep up the work

  • @cartiishot9785
    @cartiishot9785 2 роки тому +1

    Make a wish kids last wish is to go to the vault and steal bars for his parents

  • @ghaithalsawair5455
    @ghaithalsawair5455 2 роки тому +14

    You know it’s gonna be a good day when joe posts

    • @toxire
      @toxire 2 роки тому +2

      you just don’t know what to say cuz we’re early to the vid

    • @dawisejaqweez7531
      @dawisejaqweez7531 2 роки тому

      No to his younger audience their school day has finished and im sure some had a horrible day

    • @imretro2182
      @imretro2182 2 роки тому

      @@dawisejaqweez7531 your real fun at parties huh?

    • @coolitd
      @coolitd Рік тому

      same pfp

  • @finnscribner363
    @finnscribner363 Рік тому +2

    There is 421,053 bars

  • @voncosmo2.0
    @voncosmo2.0 Рік тому +1

    Gold and all precious metals and jewlry do have unique codes to track them. That's why people would melt it down into something else.

  • @Obajra
    @Obajra Рік тому

    8:10 bros holding some dudes whole life spendings

  • @nubbet_2182
    @nubbet_2182 2 роки тому +9

    JOE YOU'RE UNDER SERVALENCE BY A STRANGE FIGURE KNOWN AS VIEWERS ON UA-cam & TWITCH (we are watching)

  • @ArcticSkies
    @ArcticSkies 2 роки тому +2

    Wow thanks for teaching us how to rob a bank joe really appreciate it time to go get some money

  • @catluvrr11
    @catluvrr11 2 роки тому

    most genuine and most funny person on the platform for me

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. K

  • @katlinweatherholtz9510
    @katlinweatherholtz9510 Рік тому +3

    funfact the vault has 214billion

    • @Deleted669
      @Deleted669 2 місяці тому

      ⚠️ warning, warning, false information‼️‼️⚠️

  • @Quaid-O-Potato
    @Quaid-O-Potato 2 роки тому +3

    The British vault is actually Ryan toy review’s personal bank

  • @Jimmyjimmyjimmyjimmy-
    @Jimmyjimmyjimmyjimmy- Рік тому

    The perfect bank heist is literally inside man 😂 very good movie btw

  • @yedyeddisonqj1
    @yedyeddisonqj1 Рік тому

    the guys who robbed the bank in 2006 are the real life versions of the payday gang

  • @Khaiconic
    @Khaiconic 2 роки тому

    He would buy a go-kart 😂😂😂

  • @cqazyfn7
    @cqazyfn7 2 роки тому +1

    Those thieves trying to pay off there debt, they already bought those Yeezys

  • @israelcampos7319
    @israelcampos7319 2 роки тому

    Ahhh…joe you wizard*chuckles…you newtron

  • @gabetidd3816
    @gabetidd3816 2 роки тому +1

    This reminds me of money heist so much

  • @Stykinetic
    @Stykinetic Рік тому

    Joe is on the USAs most wanted list once they see this vid

  • @kaybe3044
    @kaybe3044 2 роки тому

    Bro Joe is so entertaining fr

  • @ThatOneHacker305
    @ThatOneHacker305 8 місяців тому +1

    The thumbnail lmao

  • @Imgonefishin
    @Imgonefishin 8 місяців тому

    The perfect time is while school is being let out because all the cops are usually at the school plus tons of traffic

  • @redforman4464
    @redforman4464 2 роки тому

    How come i never knew joe had a youtube? My days better!

  • @sweatsert2956
    @sweatsert2956 2 роки тому

    Its a good day when my guy posts

  • @mrgdnl361
    @mrgdnl361 2 роки тому

    Loooool wtf, imagine stealing gold and Boris raids ur house 🤣

  • @ldtripleoghubbartt9120
    @ldtripleoghubbartt9120 2 роки тому

    Joe could fit as Heath Ledger's joker's young life

  • @devinbrooks2732
    @devinbrooks2732 Рік тому +2

    The NY bank has more money than the ENGLAND bank? I live in NY im boutta pull up.

  • @thoms8029
    @thoms8029 2 роки тому

    Bro is robbing one of the most secure places to get 5 bars

  • @prankplays1312
    @prankplays1312 2 роки тому

    Fire upload joe!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧯🧯❤️‍🔥

  • @Juhao781
    @Juhao781 2 роки тому

    Joe is kinda devious

  • @lucasvalerio7124
    @lucasvalerio7124 2 роки тому

    4:56 bro someone better call up Lester for this new heist

  • @Dougles_prospecting
    @Dougles_prospecting Рік тому

    I love the titles my chat learns how to rob a bank, so you already know how to?!?

  • @JordenJords
    @JordenJords 2 роки тому

    6:46 “how do I sell it” chip it into small pieces and sell to pawnshops around the world

  • @ryderhouse9291
    @ryderhouse9291 2 роки тому

    BRO THIS BASED ON A MOVIE

  • @isaacgould5974
    @isaacgould5974 2 роки тому

    "We just need more money. Then we can live in Tahiti."

  • @Bastionic
    @Bastionic 2 роки тому +1

    Love your content joe

  • @ruok6506
    @ruok6506 2 роки тому

    My day has suddenly and immediately improved😊

  • @notremero
    @notremero 2 роки тому +2

    he started acting like speed when he found out the cost of the gold vault

  • @luigiquattro8107
    @luigiquattro8107 2 роки тому +1

    Lol i was the one that said something a bout ballistic armor, im wheezing rn.

  • @Theapg123
    @Theapg123 2 роки тому

    Goat has posted🔥

  • @frijaraider
    @frijaraider 2 роки тому

    You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of em

  • @mzs.
    @mzs. 2 роки тому

    9:10 I'd rob the earth for fucks sake 💀

  • @Its_PizzaTime
    @Its_PizzaTime 2 роки тому

    Not knowing how much cash is inside is the beauty of robbing an ATM. IRL lootbox.

  • @austinmcalister4570
    @austinmcalister4570 2 роки тому

    “oh no and that’s close to me😈😈”

  • @ltuintro8678
    @ltuintro8678 2 роки тому

    joe is gigachad

  • @shellder_cashman8635
    @shellder_cashman8635 2 роки тому

    1:37 yeah, happens all the time here in Indiana

  • @jamal-rl1dq
    @jamal-rl1dq 2 роки тому

    joe boutta hit the streets

  • @khakiey
    @khakiey 2 роки тому +4

    I will be watching Joe during my classes bro, he's that entertaining. literally making my life better 😍

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 2 роки тому +1

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G

  • @anonymous-jx9qr
    @anonymous-jx9qr Рік тому

    “When I’m 30 years old I will rob a bank” ? You on a watch list 💀

  • @Editvision23-g9f
    @Editvision23-g9f 7 місяців тому

    Bro the 1st one was inspired by Lego 😂

  • @cashmoney1126
    @cashmoney1126 2 роки тому

    The heist talked about in the last vid is like the movie inside man

  • @James-eo1pk
    @James-eo1pk 2 роки тому +1

    "im a fucking genius" also joe: "big bank in new york"

  • @logansolomon192
    @logansolomon192 2 роки тому

    Joe's taking notes 📓

  • @elpepe2954
    @elpepe2954 2 роки тому +1

    love the vid lmao but im so much smarter now😍💀😭

  • @Crazy_Alex_7667
    @Crazy_Alex_7667 2 роки тому

    4:40 otta call Lester for that heist

  • @peacetaco2trillionyearsago811
    @peacetaco2trillionyearsago811 2 роки тому

    1. Become a banker
    2. Make the bankers your friend
    3. Tell them you drop your wallet
    4. Destroy the power.
    5. Since your the bankers the vault would be open already
    6. Take the money
    7. Give it to someone and blame for stealing the money
    8. Take the cameras and wipe the memory.
    9. Quit the job and hack the system and make some random guy the banker.
    10. Just walk away 😎👌

  • @trystangriffin3761
    @trystangriffin3761 Рік тому +2

    If you want to get away with as much gold as possible you get a crew of very strong people they each grab 3 bars over a course of 2 heists, to sell the gold you have everyone melt down the gold and form it into slightly deformed bars then make sure the only engraving on them rads 24k (imma be on a watchlist)

  • @_p.enelope9357
    @_p.enelope9357 2 роки тому

    Joe says the things I think in my head

  • @JettTheMonke
    @JettTheMonke 2 роки тому

    Joe is on a watchlist after this video

  • @plasticsoya
    @plasticsoya 2 роки тому

    This video has been recomended to me 100 times

  • @wavvy2ndytchannel84
    @wavvy2ndytchannel84 2 роки тому +1

    joe lets go another upload😁

  • @k9ghxst316
    @k9ghxst316 2 роки тому

    I love you so much joe insane vids.

  • @aeneasdaily
    @aeneasdaily Рік тому

    Joseph managed to get himself onto 2 watchlists within a 20 minute video

  • @Spillful
    @Spillful Рік тому +1

    In skyrim I can just straight up pick the gold up

  • @nodyarg1065
    @nodyarg1065 Рік тому

    Here’s what you do to get away with stealing the gold right. *clears throat* so first thing you want to do is find a way to track when the next movement of the gold is because they do move some of the gold around occasionally to keep it more distributed. You find out that and then what you need to do is find a person highly involved with the facility and you take them out. You steal there phone and take over as them for a couple of weeks. Now you have clearance to the vault all you would need then is transport, this is where the tracking to movement of the gold part comes in. So you find where the truck that is coming to collect the gold and you take out the driver and security on board and replace them with you and some of your buddies that are helping out with the heist. Now what you want to do is use your clearance to access the vault with ease and take the gold not all but some of it just to be more discreet. If you have done this correctly you should get out without anyone even batting an eye. Now eventually the cops will notice that HEY! Those weren’t the right people that took the gold. This should take them about an hour so as long as you are quick you should be able to drop the gold off at the buyer (which you should have already planned out) and collect the cash from them. From there what you want to do is destroy the moving vehicle and split the money with your team there it is THE PERFECT HEIST

    • @unknownname3487
      @unknownname3487 Рік тому

      In other words, if merryweather never found out about the stolen gold in GTA

  • @potato6125
    @potato6125 2 роки тому

    Imagine planning the perfect heist and them you friend gets thirsty

  • @emilyellingson1490
    @emilyellingson1490 2 роки тому

    bro someone told you in chat to rob bill gates Lmao

  • @emanueljosefc.domdom7301
    @emanueljosefc.domdom7301 2 роки тому

    We boutta see joe in the news in a few years

  • @iitzghost6476
    @iitzghost6476 2 роки тому

    hey joe, Just wanted to let you know you are my favorite youtuber.

  • @jazzgaming5721
    @jazzgaming5721 2 роки тому +2

    Joe predicts more than the Simpsons