Making a Dwarf Fortress fit for a (short)King

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  • @HazzorPlaysGames
    @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +99

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    • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
      @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 9 місяців тому +4

      Thank you for choosing the best poster to demonstrate Displate (the duck), I might actually buy something from them after the countless sponsor reads I've seen (the one I'd buy being that immaculate duck)

    • @1..1..1..1H
      @1..1..1..1H 9 місяців тому

      Go for it! too pricy for me@@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 5 місяців тому +1

      @@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial did you realize you got scammed yet?

    • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
      @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 5 місяців тому +1

      @@anondimwit Sorry, I'm out of the loop, what's got you acting so smug?

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 5 місяців тому +1

      @@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial oh they have poor quality and they steal art

  • @nickn.332
    @nickn.332 9 місяців тому +1710

    "His head is Dented"
    Maybe his parents drinking booze out of lead barrels has some conscequence lol

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +418

      naaaaah it's probably something else causing all the birth defects.

    • @Dundere_de_Duke
      @Dundere_de_Duke 9 місяців тому +133

      @@HazzorPlaysGamesProbably those darn phones.

    • @Ser_Matticus
      @Ser_Matticus 9 місяців тому +88

      Nah it’s the Minotaur that dents heads, he was coming back to dent more, the child was just the first

    • @HighPriestessGabagool609
      @HighPriestessGabagool609 9 місяців тому +33

      @@HazzorPlaysGames the gnomes are striking back at dwarf supremacy by weakening the young

  • @1Crowmen
    @1Crowmen 9 місяців тому +1684

    In one of my fortresses I had a ton of lead, so I also turned the lead into barrels. But rather than let lead poisoning infect my dwarves I exclusively sold lead whiskey to elves.

    • @ZeroFormLak
      @ZeroFormLak 9 місяців тому +4

      +100,000 social credit fellow dwarf

    • @voin5371
      @voin5371 9 місяців тому +364

      Deep Rock Galactic Management would like to invest into this business of yours to satisfy their employees from unionising.

    • @CouscousEnjoyer
      @CouscousEnjoyer 9 місяців тому +155

      ... I've found him ... The polymath of all Dwarvenkind ...

    • @Greatduck777
      @Greatduck777 9 місяців тому +93

      Elf hate is the only hate I condone.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 9 місяців тому +74

      even though a dwarf is immune to lead posioning... thoes elves shure aint tho.

  • @michaeltalpas
    @michaeltalpas 9 місяців тому +1037

    The fact your Dwarves keep being attacked by giant birds is so funny.

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +373

      And none of them had eyelids, the monster generator was really on something for this one.

    • @duketired
      @duketired 9 місяців тому +97

      @@HazzorPlaysGames the dastardly bird farmer who eats eyelids has strucken again

    • @TurboSpaceKitten
      @TurboSpaceKitten 9 місяців тому +76

      Seriously tho, those birds suck. I had a fort where the beggars would *open doors and hatches* and would fly around the fort terrorising everyone. I had a squad on eternal patrol up and down the main stairs to try catch them but they would just zip by and eat another traumatised dwarven child

    • @michaeltalpas
      @michaeltalpas 9 місяців тому +14

      @@TurboSpaceKittenWon't someone think of the children?

    • @mirzarazak6170
      @mirzarazak6170 9 місяців тому +8

      Those birds are actually normal size

  • @1..1..1..1H
    @1..1..1..1H 9 місяців тому +446

    no "-3 ate without a table" thank god

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +297

      oh it's actually much more granular than simply lacking a table, the negative thoughts just aren't as visible as they are in Rimworld.
      If you dig into it you'll see that they're often 'embarrased' by having to drink without a cup or other similar things.

    • @1..1..1..1H
      @1..1..1..1H 9 місяців тому

      I will check it out!@@HazzorPlaysGames

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 9 місяців тому +22

      @@HazzorPlaysGames thus is why i started making cups early game (also a half decent way to start ya trade empire) once i got better materials or just a LOT of clay i just moved to that and used ash to make pottery

    • @Tony-qz5ee
      @Tony-qz5ee 9 місяців тому +23

      Compensated by the +10 waterfall right in the middle of the main starcase.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 6 місяців тому +2

      Wow, that’s a whole -3? Sounds like a skill issue on the dorf’s part.

  • @Zeus-xy8ft
    @Zeus-xy8ft 9 місяців тому +338

    children often are unhappy because they haul corpses, you can disable that in the chores tap in the game

    • @Gilbert_gang.
      @Gilbert_gang. 9 місяців тому +25

      This game always surprises me

    • @SirBalageG
      @SirBalageG 8 місяців тому +38

      But why would you do that? Let the younglings get a hang of real life, it’s a slope going down, the earlier they realize the better

    • @1Phase1
      @1Phase1 8 місяців тому +18

      For anyone like me who had to look around a bit to find this: it's Labor→Standing Orders→Chores, then uncheck "burial" in the list of chores on the right.

    • @chemolcalico6792
      @chemolcalico6792 7 місяців тому +6

      @@SirBalageG1 you are a tar pit 2 real life shouldnt have to be a downward slope

    • @Allstar-yl1ek
      @Allstar-yl1ek 3 місяці тому +3

      You should also take them off refuse hauling since that includes body parts and any dead bodies you're not burying

  • @Mangaka718
    @Mangaka718 9 місяців тому +268

    was hoping the closing remark would be "Please, remain indoors. There are garden-variety birds out there, and it's nesting season." :P great video regardless, I'm vicariously proud that the base flourished lol

    • @yjlom
      @yjlom 9 місяців тому +2

      not to spoil the fun, but those giant sparrows mass 200 kg a piece

  • @CosmicAggressor
    @CosmicAggressor 9 місяців тому +168

    I had sort of forgotten that dwarf fortress exists again. Good to know that dwarves (aka anyone under 6 feet) live in constant fear of giant birds.

    • @Argyle117
      @Argyle117 9 місяців тому +16

      You seen an eagle stretch out its wings in person? Those fuckers are giant, and you don’t fuck with that.

    • @Vlamyncksken
      @Vlamyncksken 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Argyle117 post of the manlet pt.1

  • @JoeyDorson7735
    @JoeyDorson7735 9 місяців тому +116

    I’ve been watching hazzor since like video 3 and I gotta say.
    As enjoyable as AA, Sseth and Mandalore.
    Super happy you’re blowing up your content is great.

  • @jacethejackal2475
    @jacethejackal2475 9 місяців тому +92

    That foodgate named after its creator is quite special, its a 1% chance for a dwarf to name the artifact after themselves and it has to be a fey mood, not any other kind.

  • @pedrotbird5426
    @pedrotbird5426 9 місяців тому +1177

    This is how anyone under 5'8 sees the world... crazy...

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +342

      on the bright side it means they don't have to mine the fortress walls so high

    • @undercover9515
      @undercover9515 9 місяців тому +29

      Grrrr…

    • @1..1..1..1H
      @1..1..1..1H 9 місяців тому +36

      "I'm average I swear"

    • @cta742
      @cta742 9 місяців тому +12

      Can confirm

    • @collinclohessy5173
      @collinclohessy5173 9 місяців тому +21

      Something something, ROCK AND STONE!

  • @merpymerpington9175
    @merpymerpington9175 7 місяців тому +17

    "Alesuppers the Bearded beards" is the most stereotypical name for a group of dwarves I have ever seen and it gives me life.

  • @Zebo12345678
    @Zebo12345678 9 місяців тому +205

    Thorgrim Grudgebearer: "SHORT!?"

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +59

      Short.

    • @juicy342yt4
      @juicy342yt4 9 місяців тому +43

      @@HazzorPlaysGames alright you're going in the book now

    • @ZeroFormLak
      @ZeroFormLak 9 місяців тому +30

      ​@@HazzorPlaysGamesthats goin straight to the BOOK

    • @nachos34961
      @nachos34961 9 місяців тому

      @@juicy342yt4 Fuck-screw the book! Kill-slay dwarf-things! For The Great Horned Rat!

    • @alexkaplan6581
      @alexkaplan6581 9 місяців тому +21

      ​@@HazzorPlaysGames"That's it, no alliance!"

  • @Joseeduardogsoares
    @Joseeduardogsoares 9 місяців тому +51

    13:40 - ah yes, an illustration to rival Kruggsmash's forgotten beasts, hahaha. Awesome video, btw, love your channel

  • @shadeitplease7383
    @shadeitplease7383 9 місяців тому +114

    I wonder what ancient danger was powerful enough to take the eyelids from all these forgotten beasts lol

    • @tortex1
      @tortex1 9 місяців тому +5

      Something so specific, powerful and fitting for DF? An eldritch horror from the beyond the realms, not even Armok can fully keep it out.

    • @PedroMM193
      @PedroMM193 9 місяців тому

      Taxes. They kept them up and awake, making eyelids shrink throughout the years in endless streams of coffee and cigarettes, their eyes developing a poisonous and infectuous ooze keeping their eyes humid enough, same ooze that sent many dwarves to the hospital beds.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 8 місяців тому +3

      They removed their own eyelids to watch Hazzor's videos better.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 6 місяців тому +1

      Have you heard the “good” word of Armok?

  • @hostergaard
    @hostergaard 9 місяців тому +12

    Tips on making a secure fortress: There is only two things that are naturaly immune to destruction by beasties: raised bridges and hatches *from below* (And anything build from artifacts tought you don't have a reliable source of those). I usually make a system of raising bridge - cage trap(s) - weapon trap(s) -door - raising bridge between the fort, the caverns and the outside. First bridge is to stop any big building destroyers that might show up and seal the fortress. Cage trap(s) to catch any interesting creatures for fun, breeding and profit, the weapons to kill anything trap immune and then another bridge if everything else fails and so I can potentially trap anything between them.
    If I am feeling extra fancy I set up several paths with bridges so I can control which path is taken have them filled with weapons traps or cage traps as needed. If I have managed to catch a web spitter of some kind I can make a side entrance like that filled with cage traps covered with webs that will catch anything, your dwarfs included hence it needs to be a side path that you open to catch trap avoid beasties.
    Oh, and I like to post some guard animals somewhere in the system to catch any hidden beasties that might wanna sneak in. If you put artifacts on pedestal, have guards or guard animals posted near it.
    Use hatches to cover water sources connected to the outside or the caverns to prevent destroyers from coming up trough it, they can't destroy it from bellow as long as you lock it up. Better yet is to dig a corridor with a raising bridge system and fortification that leads to a cistern so you can store water and seal up the fortress.

  • @TheHorreK2
    @TheHorreK2 9 місяців тому +7

    I cant state enough how much i love this mess of a game! So much fun memories at reanimated Lobster Shells, drunk Cats, Mood-Rages and the strangest of Artifacts.... theres simply not a single game that comes close to it. Rimworld maybe

  • @Average_Communist
    @Average_Communist 9 місяців тому +79

    A little part of me feels good about this channel growing so quickly.

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +42

      What does the big part of you feel?

    • @Ischemiaa
      @Ischemiaa 9 місяців тому

      A fondness of ginormous perpetually staring avian compatriots, most likely.

    • @CouscousEnjoyer
      @CouscousEnjoyer 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@HazzorPlaysGamesHey if you see this I just wanted to say, keep commenting on other comments on your videos. Being able to talk to and interact with a creator directly on UA-cam is great, especially when their content is as good as yours. Plus, it shows that the content creator is a person just like the rest of us. Keep it up! ❤

    • @Average_Communist
      @Average_Communist 9 місяців тому +16

      @@HazzorPlaysGamesbloodlust.

    • @cryhavocandletslipthedogso1873
      @cryhavocandletslipthedogso1873 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Average_Communist Should have gone with "anger at eating without a table"

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 9 місяців тому +4

    8:07 yeah, that guys definitely on a few lists

  • @pendantblade6361
    @pendantblade6361 9 місяців тому +220

    The new RimWorld update adding z-axis looks great!

    • @-w-.
      @-w-. 9 місяців тому +6

      Is this misinformation?

    • @franciscosariles
      @franciscosariles 9 місяців тому +25

      @@-w-. Can’t tell, only at Dabbling Judge of Intent

    • @acesharp3210
      @acesharp3210 9 місяців тому +7

      @@-w-. he is making fun of the fact that Dwarf Fortress is sort of like Rimworld

    • @Xenirath
      @Xenirath 9 місяців тому +45

      @@acesharp3210 it's not "sort of" like RimWorld, RimWorld is directly inspired by DF. The game style is literally the same, only lacking z-axis.

    • @MakotoChalfant-xw7eg
      @MakotoChalfant-xw7eg 9 місяців тому

      Drg crossed with rimworld

  • @rowanparmelee3618
    @rowanparmelee3618 9 місяців тому +36

    Hell yes, more Dwarf Fortress from my favorite monotone Dwarf enjoyer. Cheers Hazzor!

  • @shadeitplease7383
    @shadeitplease7383 9 місяців тому +34

    I got sucked in to this game hard after the steam release. Unfortunately I only have a little gaming time these days so by the time I have time to play again I’ve forgot how to play or what I had going on lol in games like this and rimworld. But they are so fun so I just live vicariously through you sir

  • @cloveroverdover7318
    @cloveroverdover7318 9 місяців тому +2

    I would love a part 2!!! Or another dwarf fortress video! I have never actually seen the game before - I had just heard of it - and now I am excited for the steam spring sale so I can try it out!

  • @ErikZehms
    @ErikZehms 7 місяців тому +4

    The dwarves using lead barrels reminds me of the ancient romas, who used lead pipes for their sewage system that supplied the city with water. Despite them knowing it would poison them, it was alot cheaper than the alternative.

    • @MorMorGanGan
      @MorMorGanGan 20 днів тому

      Average Roman mindset of getting the fuck over it in the dumbest way possible

  • @ovo2332
    @ovo2332 7 місяців тому +3

    "High king, this is not the time for short sightedness"
    "SHORT?!"

  • @sicksock435446
    @sicksock435446 9 місяців тому +3

    I like to imagine that the flood gate is just a statue of him pissing and when you open it water flies out like a fire hose.

  • @jrizzelli
    @jrizzelli 9 місяців тому +1

    19:24 it appears that you got your wish, with the axe lord ending the gobbos rightly with his pommel.

  • @Brand-eo8gv
    @Brand-eo8gv 9 місяців тому +2

    Lmao the first parley with goblins in my most recent game, I had the exact same thought "we don't negotiate with terrorists" and proceeded to slaughter them

  • @jabz1582
    @jabz1582 9 місяців тому +12

    I'm gonna steal that stockpile next to workshop design. That is very clever.

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 9 місяців тому +3

    God, i really need to get into Dwarf Fortress.
    If nothing else, so I can go Kobold camp. Love those little scamps.

  • @jamesleo6604
    @jamesleo6604 8 місяців тому

    Man I'd just like to say that your voice and the way your content flows is such a relaxing experience. Thank you for making such wonderful videos for us to watch!

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 9 місяців тому +9

    I was just rewatching your older DF videos and out of nowhere you upload another one, hope you do more!

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +15

      I'm in your walls.
      All of you, I'm the black mold.

  • @madakthetruepaladin
    @madakthetruepaladin 9 місяців тому +6

    Have been waiting for another one gameplay from Dwarf Fortress.

  • @ManeShaker
    @ManeShaker 9 місяців тому +2

    You made me go back to Dwarf Fortress. Thanks :)

  • @Yimm3
    @Yimm3 9 місяців тому +1

    I just discovered your channel, the flashbang warning at 1:44am genuinely earned my sub doing gods work kekw

  • @anthonyaiello2098
    @anthonyaiello2098 9 місяців тому +3

    Always love your Dwarf Fortress videos.

  • @zZzZzyxel
    @zZzZzyxel 9 місяців тому

    That hematite joke left me literally speechless... Had to spend a minute just sitting there, reflecting, thinking about how there had to be an unbroken chain of offsprings all the way from the primordial soup, industrial revolution, two world wars and all the other frankly ridiculous events that had to happen for me to hear it. Life is truly something else...

  • @Shuro2005
    @Shuro2005 7 місяців тому +1

    Man i love dwarf fortress, just joined because of it. Hope there will be more in the future.

  • @CosmicAggressor
    @CosmicAggressor 9 місяців тому +7

    I hope you do more dwarf fortress in the future.

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +6

      Adventure mode comes out soon, excited to check that out

  • @ser997
    @ser997 9 місяців тому +3

    Short?!? That is going in the book

  • @CRTeeny
    @CRTeeny 9 місяців тому

    my guy,
    i cant be the only one who has mentioned your voice carries the same calming cadence as that Ahoy guy. great time watching your vids, a good relax.

  • @tobiastheblueman
    @tobiastheblueman 9 місяців тому +1

    Dude, From Mars to Sirius is my favorite Gojira album! You got good taste, Hazz

  • @armakree3370
    @armakree3370 9 місяців тому +1

    He… he did a smooth transition while saying smooth. Pure genius

  • @rsspinal
    @rsspinal 9 місяців тому +2

    Yes! More dwarf fortress content. Love these videos.

  • @daneanker8865
    @daneanker8865 9 місяців тому +1

    The "end him rightly" bit had me cheesin
    😂😂🤺🗡️

  • @aerothallji6514
    @aerothallji6514 7 місяців тому +1

    The fact that a Raid ad played before the sponsor part had me dreadfully confused until I realized it was an UA-cam Ad.

  • @PistolPat
    @PistolPat 5 місяців тому

    12:32 Ming was the name of my second mayor in the world I'm on right now haha

  • @uncharted1597
    @uncharted1597 5 місяців тому

    Amazing storytelling! Loved it.

  • @Influfferious
    @Influfferious 9 місяців тому

    I hope this is the start of a wonderful series, this is really fun

  • @philgriggs5803
    @philgriggs5803 6 місяців тому

    13:36 😂 this point killed me

  • @clint4527
    @clint4527 9 місяців тому +1

    You can keep your childrens happy by managing their chores.
    They don't like hauling aunty mangeled corpse to the nearest tomb.
    It may have some impact on their own moods.

  • @johnathonroberts8200
    @johnathonroberts8200 9 місяців тому +2

    As an ambassador from the land of the giants, this is hopefully going to be good instruction to how the shortkings work! :D

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +2

      They're a complex hivemind organism who's customs can be confusing to outsiders.

  • @eudescardozo3395
    @eudescardozo3395 9 місяців тому +1

    You forgot to do the end quest the king gives you that lets you become the mountain home instead of just the capital it is very fun

  • @jefferyjefejeffy
    @jefferyjefejeffy 9 місяців тому +2

    I cant believe Hazzor had a Head Brothers sighting
    Lucky Hazzor for surviving that

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 6 місяців тому

    8:57 He said it! Kruggsmash referenced! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ChristianVang-b3z
    @ChristianVang-b3z 9 місяців тому +1

    I like the new little hat man. Very nice and neat gentle man

  • @shunyaku7759
    @shunyaku7759 5 місяців тому

    "A creature has wandered into your dungeon--oh no wait, it's wandered back out"

  • @Kodiac
    @Kodiac 9 місяців тому +2

    I watched this live and also as a video. Amazing work hazzor, top notch content !

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +2

      Glad you could enjoy watching it both ways.

  • @BobrLovr
    @BobrLovr 9 місяців тому +1

    Hazzor has been taken by a fey mood!
    Hazzor has created his masterpiece "Making a Dwarf Fortress fit for a (short) King" , he offers it to the neckbeards of UA-cam

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 9 місяців тому +1

    If you come back to this, I'd be interested in how you handle the byproducts of "confectioneries," shall we say.
    [Entry of the Gladiators begins emanating from deep below the bones of the earth]

  • @BahamutEx
    @BahamutEx 9 місяців тому

    Funnily enough the moment you were talking about displate I got a displate ad... xD The skallagrim reference was appreciated as well.

  • @jacobislucas
    @jacobislucas 9 місяців тому

    That was thoroughly entertaining. Hoping for a sequel.

  • @candlestone5397
    @candlestone5397 Місяць тому

    Oh god, I just realized that some kinds of parrots can reach upward of 2 and a half feet.
    That would be terrifying for a dwarf.

  • @Izolus
    @Izolus 2 місяці тому

    Phew. Just got back from the Denting factory. After having a serious conversation about my work life balance I've been advised to avoid anything related to the job at home lest we have another 'accident'.
    Anyways this video looks great, can't wait to watch it!

  • @seadog8807
    @seadog8807 4 місяці тому

    I don’t know why, but the appointing of a captain of the guards who promptly beat the snot out of people for violating production orders really made me giggle 🤣🤣 Great video! 👍👍

  • @eddaniels4731
    @eddaniels4731 9 місяців тому +1

    Good to see another DF video! I love the Steam version but my heart will always be set on the older releases- I suppose im just destined for RSI.

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +4

      To be honest I think you're more likely to get an RSI from the steam edition, full keyboard controls are much more ergonomic assuming your setup is good.

  • @Bimsham
    @Bimsham 9 місяців тому

    man you were able to do more in the first 2mins of the video then I have ever bin able to did in Dwarf Fortress

  • @Yamtaggler
    @Yamtaggler 9 місяців тому +1

    You talking about how neat it was to build something worthy of the dwarven king made me laugh, but only because the first fort I ever made had me as the capital (through no fault of my own) before my second migrant wave. The queen was miserable, honestly.

  • @daddystoned2226
    @daddystoned2226 9 місяців тому +3

    I love you hazzor, you are one of my favorite content creators, I haven't been watching you that long but in the time that I have I have fallen in love with your channel, not only are your videos very high quality, but your voice is just so relaxing, ive never really had a comfort UA-camr but if i were to have one it would be you. Keep up the amazing content and we love to see you putting your heart in to your videos, I hope you have a wonderful career

  • @Yummierdog117
    @Yummierdog117 9 місяців тому

    very enjoyable to watch after work, hope there more coming

  • @HermitRunner
    @HermitRunner 9 місяців тому +2

    Why does his fortress look so much better than mine, and I’m on the start of the video

  • @the_commander3414
    @the_commander3414 9 місяців тому

    Love the content Hazzor helps me get through the pain of chem work

  • @15ShadowDude
    @15ShadowDude 21 день тому

    I bet within a week they came up with a great drinking game involving the intricate mechanisms of that tavern floodgate

  • @СаняСанианов
    @СаняСанианов 8 місяців тому

    More dwarf fortress videos! Or, any videos for that matter, you are amazing mate, love your content, keep it up:D

  • @Techischannel
    @Techischannel 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you Muffcat for granting Hazzor that unique offer.

  • @Tessicaria
    @Tessicaria 9 місяців тому

    See, among the dwarves, the priesthood must prove themselves to be capable of more than mere words before the chance to be nominated is presented.

  • @torrent6181
    @torrent6181 9 місяців тому

    Love your narrative style

  • @PopeRocket
    @PopeRocket 4 місяці тому

    "Y'know, you could stand to Zas it up a little." - Nathan Explosion

  • @thesacreda9033
    @thesacreda9033 9 місяців тому

    Fun fact!! The romans actually used lead barrels for their alcohol too! They actually knew that it has very bad health effects, but the lead made their alcohol taste sweeter so they did it anyway

  • @aethertoast4320
    @aethertoast4320 7 місяців тому

    Birds are always the menace of anything. Those feathery bastards.

  • @VegitoJawbreaker
    @VegitoJawbreaker 9 місяців тому

    This is what me and the boys are doing inside the mountain on our free time

  • @AlbecoSound
    @AlbecoSound 9 місяців тому

    7:55 I love glitched like these, because they are caused by the complexities of DF. Whenever a character is generated, they generate with a random (or semi random) level of skin pigmentation. It’s possible, but rare, for a character to generate with NO skin pigmentation. And for children specifically, the game doesn’t know which skin tone/head to load, so it just…doesn’t

  • @user-xsn5ozskwg
    @user-xsn5ozskwg 9 місяців тому

    It's impressive how seamlessly you pronounce those names.
    Ooh, the 40k reference makes me wonder if you'd ever consider playing Total War Warhammer? I could imagine it could play pretty well with the kind of emergent stories you like to tell.

  • @MouthfulofBees
    @MouthfulofBees 9 місяців тому

    Imagine having your heart ripped out of your chest for stealing a flute XD

  • @gingainfinity1034
    @gingainfinity1034 9 місяців тому +1

    9:26 another person who appreciates the art of throwing pomels truely the most powerful medival weapon

  • @BlahBlah28126
    @BlahBlah28126 9 місяців тому

    10.30 Tatlosh Ruthosh is the Dwarf name for Hellraiser's puzzlebox. Perfect toy for angry dwarf children

  • @decado7
    @decado7 8 місяців тому

    That was very entertaining, well done :) Those birds - lol

  • @InsertedCreativity
    @InsertedCreativity 9 місяців тому

    "Slayer of many mighty foes... felled by pond... water..."

  • @cassiosieburger4843
    @cassiosieburger4843 9 місяців тому +1

    Wish i could leave 2 likes for that flashbang part! hahahaha

  • @roguevariable8367
    @roguevariable8367 9 місяців тому +9

    Let’s go shortie

  • @xXxpromorte
    @xXxpromorte 9 місяців тому

    "welcome to the future"... man machine the fusion

  • @saksi6249
    @saksi6249 8 місяців тому

    So what's next?
    SmOoTh...
    I concur. It must all be smooth.

  • @pellizcacristales
    @pellizcacristales 9 місяців тому

    Good to see Dwarf Fortress content

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 9 місяців тому

    All those bird forgotten beasts suggests a world where a few legendary dinosaurs survived from a prior age by sheltering deep in the Earth from the cataclysm that claimed their kin.

  • @RisaxTheImp
    @RisaxTheImp 9 місяців тому +1

    Oh hell yeah, was hoping for some more Dwarf Fortress vids from you. Really enjoyed the previous two and it is what got me to seek out Kruggsmash to get more Dwarf Fortress content. Looking forward to seeing you build a fort fit for a short king and hope for more DF from you in the future.

  • @EspressosWork
    @EspressosWork 8 місяців тому

    I adore your new little avatar dude. I want a plush to add to my desk

  • @Ryallon
    @Ryallon 9 місяців тому +1

    Yessssss more dwarf fortress :D It's a good day

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 9 місяців тому

    Ahh, a glass floodgate with round chert cabochons, encrusted with limestone cabochons and quartizte cabochons... As you do...

  • @Lex4122
    @Lex4122 9 місяців тому

    Hazzor and Dwarf Fortress is such a great match!

  • @trasen5626
    @trasen5626 9 місяців тому

    A Skal clip always makes me happy :)