What do you mean: " Nation you've never played before???" Don't you remember the country roulette episode where you played the Domincan Republic for 6 months, made the fascist and justified on Haiti???
Yeah, it's good to see a president of my country as a general. And sometime's and with mods. You can see this generic portait with the name Leonel Fernández, as a Dominican it's a little bit funny.
@@KitTheAnkafolk Same XD I wonder, will he play as quebec and go independent for the memes? XD (Quebecer here, would be really funny as a quebecer seeing that lol) But yeah probably not. Still, am interested how it'll go lol
I gotta say, i absolutely love these videos with the sarcasm and the dry humor. Most of all i love when you dont yell or scream in the video. I just find that i always enjoy the videos when youre just making up segments and making fun of the country youre playing as and against and the things youre doing and looking at
Actually, the deal with airline food is that the pressure partially shuts off your nose. That in combination with the dry air makes it so that you lose roughly 1/3 of your ability to taste sweet flavors and salty flavors. So that's the deal with airline food
If you ever get bored of hoi4 I'd like to see more eu4 on the channel. I've started playing that game and I'd love to see you suffer through it like I do
During the Dominican civil war of 1965, one of the tanks (yes, they had tanks. To be exact it was an Strv m/40) operated by constitutionalist forces was brutally clubbed by an American M 48 Patton
I can't believe you got bo in for denmark, but didn't hunt down valefisk for the video on the Dominican republic, when he's been kidnapped and forced to live there since Christmas
5:45 ok, so…math time again I guess. First up the 28.3k Haitian casualties plus the 7.4k Dominican is 35.7k, and we are gonna round that up to 37k cause the war wasn’t over yet and that’s about my guess. Now the Dominican population in 1935 (the closest year that we have a number for) was about 1.5mil The Haitian population in 1950 (again the closest year we have) was 3.2 mil Combine those and we get 4.7mil as the population for the entire island. As usual only half of that is male getting 2.35mil which imma round to 2.3mil (rounded down because of Haiti’s inflated pop) 37k is 1.6% of 2.3mil ya welcome.
"Oh look, he's picked the general with no negative trait and he's going Democratic, nice to see he's switching it up" *ISP plays for thirty more seconds* "Oh"
I never knew my country was so broken. Anyway, so much time's i play with Dominican Republic. And... Well everytime my country it's The focus of a Eternal War, that's why every time i need to play a "fun gameplay" i need to do it with mods. Because Dominican Republic Is The perfect America's Vietnam. It's imposible to die, if you know how to play it. and this scary for me, a player of Ironman, Elite
Anarchist dont have an army? Why? Oh, you need organization for that, and you need a hierarchy, oh, and you need a high command, that needs to be funded by someone, like a state, oh boy, I would like everybody to become anarchist, so I can begin my World domination.
Petition to collab with Dankus on the Sweden video OR collab with Taureor on the Poland video (I'm gonna spam this on every video until uuuv-san notices me)
As someone whos first game ever played was dominican republic, i respect you for doing first try what took my forever on my first gameplay lol I was and still am super confused lmao
What do you mean: " Nation you've never played before???" Don't you remember the country roulette episode where you played the Domincan Republic for 6 months, made the fascist and justified on Haiti???
I think he meant 'Willing played".
Weird ISP facts we didn’t need to know but now we do so thank you.
Thank you Loremaster Sam.
yeah fax
he forgor 💀
This man will die at his desk with a slip of paper saying “South America was too much”
The one time South America was interesting, and he peaced out after Venezuela because he already is through half of the continent in the A-Z.
Just wait until he gets to Ecuador
South America is from Colombia to the south
We still have Nepal. And Liberia. And Tibet. Fun times
And tannu tuva, don't forget tannu tuva.
The "El genérico" portrait is from a true former president of the Dominican Republic named Leonel Fernández and plans to be in the 2024 elections
I was surprised to see that, i expected like a true generic profile, not just an actual president
Hey send him this video on Twitter and see what happens
Yeah, it's good to see a president of my country as a general. And sometime's and with mods. You can see this generic portait with the name Leonel Fernández, as a Dominican it's a little bit funny.
Is the Dominican Republic the place where theirs 2 doctors where kidnapped the other day or was that Haiti?
@@johngalt5166 Haiti
ISPs constant suffering never fails to bring me joy
@Not RickRoll👇 user name checks out
Furry
@@cpi3267 bro just let them enjoy the video
Thats his whole purpose in life
@Somebritishprotogen™ it's cute!
Oh boy, can't wait till the exact same video when you get to Haiti
But *in reverse*!
"I'm gonna conscript every single one of you on this island and send you underwater in a tube."
Not a wolfpack, but LOS LOBOS
Dominican republic moment
@@user-gb7cl8np3p como olvidar cuando trujillo mando a leonel a conquistar haiti con tropas a pie :v
"The next nation is Canada. [...] Thank the Lord!" are words I didn't expect to hear. Ever.
It made me, a Canadian, very happy feelings :3
@@KitTheAnkafolk Same XD
I wonder, will he play as quebec and go independent for the memes? XD (Quebecer here, would be really funny as a quebecer seeing that lol)
But yeah probably not. Still, am interested how it'll go lol
@@raphaelroberge1786
I’m also Quebecois by my roots, but I would like the nation to stick together :3
"you're all just gonna say sabaton" you're goddamn right
IKR
to the gates of hell
@@wilmanman7783 as we make our way to heaven
Through the Nazi line
PRIMO VICTORIA
Dun dun diggity dun dun diggity
@@kibecawest9867 ON THE 6TH OF JUNE
I thought that standup bit was really fucking funny. I think I might have brain damage.
You’ve been here too long
Kek
@@iSorrowproductions can we have more Crusader Kings 3 please more king Pepe
We all do bud
What was his joke about red meat? I don't speak British can someone translate
I gotta say, i absolutely love these videos with the sarcasm and the dry humor. Most of all i love when you dont yell or scream in the video. I just find that i always enjoy the videos when youre just making up segments and making fun of the country youre playing as and against and the things youre doing and looking at
Thanks!
2:46 ISP telling jokes is the best part of this video!
“You’re all just gonna say Sabaton”
….don’t out me like this
I definitely listen to Sabaton went playing Paradox games
ISP, how about a game where you play against Bo. The ultimate battle of the century.
@Not RickRoll👇 why??
ISP as Haiti, Bo as Bominican republic?
@@jakubblaha4904 i support this
@@jakubblaha4904 This is brilliant. Hispaniola Battle Royale
I wanna see a Battle of Valefisk Bo and ISP in Crusader Kings 3
"Anarchists are just edgy libertarians."
I love it
Libertarians are edgy libertarians
@@nwahnerevar9398 yes.
Anarchists ARE libertarians. Historically anyways.
@@InfiniteDeckhand they can be, yes. Not just the ancaps either.
@@nwahnerevar9398 You possess great knowlege
Actually, the deal with airline food is that the pressure partially shuts off your nose. That in combination with the dry air makes it so that you lose roughly 1/3 of your ability to taste sweet flavors and salty flavors.
So that's the deal with airline food
If you ever get bored of hoi4 I'd like to see more eu4 on the channel. I've started playing that game and I'd love to see you suffer through it like I do
Agreed, I’m a big Eu4 player
if you don't have at least 5000 hours you didn't "start playing" yet. Filthy casual..but yeah, more EU IV would be cool
Or go actually insane and play hoi3 or eu2
ISP: I was only playing a casuals game ( all of Italy is a nuclear wast land)
That is true
It's so funny, ISP is basically going to have to do this again once it's time to do Haiti
Topical Topics had me laughing but the announcer voice saying “And just like that, Topical Topics is cancelled” over the title card hecking killed me
As a Slovenian, I can tell you that your pronounciation of Drava Banovina is spot on. It's like you're Slovenian yourself!
Sabaton. You asked, and yes, I love listening to Sabaton. Saw them live pre-Virus. And in September, they are playing with Judas Priest. Gonna be epic
You are correct Mr. Sorrow, absolutely correct
I'm seeing them on the 19th of march
@@caerdroia7530 noice. Where they playing for you? They are playing in Milwaukee for me.
@@MarkusxJxKeetz Leeds. Its a city in Yorkshire
@@caerdroia7530 ahhh, home of the terrier
During the Dominican civil war of 1965, one of the tanks (yes, they had tanks. To be exact it was an Strv m/40) operated by constitutionalist forces was brutally clubbed by an American M 48 Patton
That was the smoothest spotify ad I've ever heard.
It's not a real Dominican Republic campaign unless you can declare war on the tectonic plates for moving so damn much.
*"We do a little trolling"*
-Spanish anarchists explaining why they want to invade France
I can't believe you got bo in for denmark, but didn't hunt down valefisk for the video on the Dominican republic, when he's been kidnapped and forced to live there since Christmas
Let's make valvisk and Bo play Crusader Kings 3 with him and see who wins
Only one "D" in and ISP is broken.
God damnit
Bring back interesting tidbits with ISP
Fans: ISP it’s time for the next country in your Hoi4 A to Z series.
ISP: Yes gravy babies.
Spear our souls, mighty ISP! I can't handle so much of your HOLY content so quickly!
Well, he’s using a spear of holy content
5:45 ok, so…math time again I guess.
First up the 28.3k Haitian casualties plus the 7.4k Dominican is 35.7k, and we are gonna round that up to 37k cause the war wasn’t over yet and that’s about my guess.
Now the Dominican population in 1935 (the closest year that we have a number for) was about 1.5mil
The Haitian population in 1950 (again the closest year we have) was 3.2 mil
Combine those and we get 4.7mil as the population for the entire island. As usual only half of that is male getting 2.35mil which imma round to 2.3mil (rounded down because of Haiti’s inflated pop)
37k is 1.6% of 2.3mil ya welcome.
As a half dominican i am honored that you noticed us.
Dominican Republic, how epic!!! I love to play as the Dominica- (please let the pain end)
"Oh look, he's picked the general with no negative trait and he's going Democratic, nice to see he's switching it up"
*ISP plays for thirty more seconds*
"Oh"
Classic move
I remember trying to play Dominican with the Easy buff mod and it was still the most boring experience I have ever had in my life.
Ah, the DR. Fond memories from HOI2 where I'd end up conquering the entire Caribbean, Brazil and the USA before D-Day. Good times.
Dominican Republic has the greatest mustache
1:55 that was a smart ass joke
the pure "???????" energy of this episode is powerful.
I never knew my country was so broken. Anyway, so much time's i play with Dominican Republic. And... Well everytime my country it's The focus of a Eternal War, that's why every time i need to play a "fun gameplay" i need to do it with mods. Because Dominican Republic Is The perfect America's Vietnam. It's imposible to die, if you know how to play it. and this scary for me, a player of Ironman, Elite
Isp making the same "what are these guns made of if we dont have any resoureces" joke for the 167883th time still makes me laugh
Jesus, ISP sounds like he's legitimately lost his mind this time.
The Dominican Republic video is one we’ve been waiting to see ISP suffer.
3:02 WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD-the man the myth the legend Jerry Seinfeld
Imagine what isorrow's mental state will be like when he plays as the other half of the island
2:52 I'd been trying to figure out why that song sounded so familiar for WEEKS now
The irony that a former spanish colony ended up colonizing spain
Uno reversed
"Hello everyone Isorrow productions here, today we are going to be focussing on the sorrow part of my name"
Anarchist dont have an army? Why? Oh, you need organization for that, and you need a hierarchy, oh, and you need a high command, that needs to be funded by someone, like a state, oh boy, I would like everybody to become anarchist, so I can begin my World domination.
You actually did Trujillo's dream (Dominican Republic's dictator).
Aside from getting rid of him lol, I do wanna know what you can do with Juan Bosch in the game tho
@@omarcitonunez5770 well, i haven't played the game but probably more things about constitution and education if it makes sense
The US should have hired the Dominican Republic for the bay of pigs invasion
I literally burst out laughing at "Anarchists are just edgy Libertarians"
Thanks
i guess i cant change that comment, but thank for your hoi4 content, keeps me playing the game. 5 bucks is the least i can do
I Play this wonderfull Nation so often with his funny loocking Présidente Tranjillo. At the end its always a Island feste with Atomic bombs.
He is normaly fascist.
The Dominican Republic famous for guys wearing white tank tops and playing dominoes.
Sounds about right.
Now I'm really looking forward to the Haiti episode lol
i'm sad that the dominican republic isn't led by cardi b in this alternate timeline
all of america will fall under the rule of this WAP
ever since he did face reveal i cannot see him as anything other than a secret clone of trotsky
i love how you used road to 56, which makes the dominician republic start non-aligned, instead of the base game, where it starts fascist. immense pain
10:30 I lost it when Paraguay instead appeared on the map as Germain Reich territory.
Petition to collab with Dankus on the Sweden video OR collab with Taureor on the Poland video
(I'm gonna spam this on every video until uuuv-san notices me)
Or we can get Dankus, Taureor, Valvisk and Bo to play Crusader Kings 3 together with ISP and bring in King Pepe in
Hector Trujillo is sporting some Pepe ancestry, there...
ISP while pointing at Fulgencio Bautista: This guy looks like he knows what he's doing.
3:30 cancelled in more than one way 😂
Somebody challenged me to take over the entire world as the dominican republic, i feel your pain, repeated restarts, pain and excessive suffering.
Really enjoying how relaxed this one is
"remember to not get more slaves to prevent them from uprising!"
-Random Slave owner in Haiti
1:08 prince of terror……cool nickname
His giggle here (7:54) killed me, sound like mickey mouse met joker
History ai is on:normal
History ai is off:absolutely chaos
Fun fact: generic general looks like dominican president Leonel Fernandez
finally he did the Dominican republic iv been waiting for 3 years of this.
Caribbean? More like Dominican Republic!
I see no difference.
Thank you iSorrowproductions, I appreciate it very much. I like the part with the jungle tile.
"They're gonna starve.... in Guantanamo... Oh oh" is my favorite sentence of this Video xD
As someone whos first game ever played was dominican republic, i respect you for doing first try what took my forever on my first gameplay lol
I was and still am super confused lmao
Best video in ages, loved the topical segment :D
Topical Topics with ISP will never beat INTERESTING TIDBITS WITH ISP, bring it back
The "underwater ina TUuube" thing really got me. Very funny.
Me seeing him playing dominican republic flashbacks to him getting RAFEAL!! during the rotation countires
"Anarchists are just edgy libertarians"
Perfect
better use the mod "new ways" he better than road to 56 , and add a lot more ways.
Lowkey your Spotify is fire been following for awhile now always find some gems
"You could say, that they hated being apart of that"
The Haitian Genocide: Yea... Yea
I checked your spotify and your music taste is on point!
the most replayed feature is really cool, it shows that most people that watch the video immediately skip to the end
That’s due to people replaying the video
As i slovenian i must say your pronounciation of drava banovina is pretty good
ISP: plays the Dominican Republic
Me looking at Greece:
Glad to see ironside is back. Was feeling uncomfortable without it
One of my favorite videos to date.
The only thing I noticed when ISP complimented Rafael’s moustache was “Prince if Terror”
This is nothing compared to the pain you will experience when playing as Tunganistan World Conquest in R56
The pure suffering of Issorowproductions is the main reason I subscribed to this chanel
"What are you doing, Japan?"
"OH, you're invading Russia"
Dominican Republic best country, declared war on Germany and was the reason Hitler was scared to commit more troops on the eastern front 😩😩
I had been waiting for this moment he finally got my country
El Generico didn't die in that orphanage fire to be disrespected like this.
what a silly country i couldn’t even imagine being from that “country”
Ikr
Dominican gang rise up?
Yeah Bro, cant imagine being from RD
couldn't be me
@@llilli123 haven't heard much about DR since I left, how y'all niggas holding up?
No one expects the Dominican Inquisition