Im actually Guatemalan and I care about my home country but sometimes, gotta let things run their course. In case you want to know what you can do there, (other than get shot), you can go to the rainforest of petén or go to the Mayan Ruins in the northern regions. You can also visit lake Atitilan and maybe even rediscover the extinct Atitilan Grebe. We have mild cuisine down here but we do have great cuisine and we don’t talk as fast as the Puerto Ricans. We also make great textiles by weaving and looming and we are world renowned for said textiles. We also have a lot of rich history as well. This is your very rare Guatemalan, signing off.
@@crash_cris7602 Nah it’s fine. In Guatemala, there are so many gangs and Guerrilla fighters that any foreignersand even citizens of Guatemala have a pretty good chance of at least witnessing a shootout. When my mum adopted me, she saw a guy with a giant minigun outside of a pharmacy just so that he could protect himself and his business.
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 The further irony is, that Shenton Way was named after Shenton Thomas because instead of fleeing Malaya to avoid getting captured by the Japanese, he voluntarily stayed in Malaya as a POW.
I wanted to play British Malaya. I got checked by a doctor. Turns out I contracted something called Thalassocracy. Luckily it’s highly treatable, it’s called playing any other nation with an actual focus tree.
I’d rather be under Malaya rule than under a puppet government like the south but seeing you struggle with saying Thalassocracy reminds me of Bill Wurtz struggling with saying Majapahit, which you nailed
I just noticed that the 1st and 2nd infantry brigade were at green level training with no experience meaning the British just found 600 men and handed them a rifle and a helmet and expected them to defend Malaya from insurrection and foreign invasion
This is such a niche joke that such a small amount of people will get that you won't ever find another person who understands it unless you specifically look in the ISP community.
One thing Malaya has going for it - rubber. Lots of rubber. If you can free yourself you'll be rolling in industry as everyone wants that rubber. If you can avoid being invaded. For your rubber.
That weird feeling of having ISP play Malaysia XD But then again, if there was a fascist Malaysia in OTL under this circumstance, my grandparents would've probably been killed by Malay ultranationalists, or just plain nationalists.
I do hope they make a DLC based on Southeast Asia and add more states for all the countries in the region like Philippines having 6 states while the rest except for Indonesia have only 1-2 states that just sus
Please make the releasable nation the Solomon Islands! I really need this because my birthday is today and I want just a single dream of mine come true!
British Malaya tag is MAL, which in portuguese mean, along with many other things, evil, evil being the only thing that playing British Malaya brings to the world
I like to imagine that the plane-less Shenton's Revenge wasn't even a proper carrier It was just the side of Fairfax Allenby's garden shed with a pirate flag 🏴☠️
Paradox: "The Decolonisation focuses allow a player to peacefully dismantle the British Empire whilst maintaining a democratic or even communist ideology." ISP: "OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT SHENTON!"
@@tomm5663 90% sure you can still play em since they re-uploaded games. I could be wrong since I haven't been on the site in years but that's what I heard
What are u talking about British Malaya is an endless exploding volcano of pure entertainment. All other HOI4 nations are nothing, only Malaya can satisfy me these days.
Somewhere in Netherlands, year 1943 -Sir, our allie Manchuria has capitulated -So what? -Now we r puppet of Malaysia -I don't see any Malaysian troops in Netherlands -Yes sir, they all in Manchuria -So why we capitulated? -Bcs we in a stupid ass game, when u can conquer litteral micronathion on other side of the world and get entire USSR and in a same time u can get Kenya become a power house of the world when England is gone
Will you fight for Malaysia? Malaysian, Korean, Thai and indonesian population: No! Will you fight for Majapahit? Malaysian, Korean, Thai and indonesian population : 11:12
sabah and sarawak are not malayan but a separate colony. sarawak was been ruled by the brook dynasty and north borneo british charter company (sabah) was basically a company (similar like the east india company).
Wait the devs actually built in the ability to reform the Majapahit empire in the vanilla game? You must be like the first person to have ever actually done it.
Thanks to everyone that buys some merch! isorrowproductions.com/
Yes daddy
Yes master
Play civilization 6
i deny your thank you
0:52 LEBANON
Im actually Guatemalan and I care about my home country but sometimes, gotta let things run their course. In case you want to know what you can do there, (other than get shot), you can go to the rainforest of petén or go to the Mayan Ruins in the northern regions. You can also visit lake Atitilan and maybe even rediscover the extinct Atitilan Grebe. We have mild cuisine down here but we do have great cuisine and we don’t talk as fast as the Puerto Ricans. We also make great textiles by weaving and looming and we are world renowned for said textiles. We also have a lot of rich history as well. This is your very rare Guatemalan, signing off.
Nice :D
Wonderful! Great read
"(other than get shot)"
I CAN'T ANYMORE-
(I will go to hell for laughing at this)
@@crash_cris7602 Nah it’s fine. In Guatemala, there are so many gangs and Guerrilla fighters that any foreignersand even citizens of Guatemala have a pretty good chance of at least witnessing a shootout. When my mum adopted me, she saw a guy with a giant minigun outside of a pharmacy just so that he could protect himself and his business.
Aren't you guys renown for your coffee too?
At M will you finally get round to that democratic mengkukuo
How about democratic switzerland
What about communist panama
how about non-alligned yemen
How about a fascist Luxemburg that doesn't go with Germany
Round 2 Electric Boogaloo
I can't believe you made British Malaya actually look vaguely fun to play
So is this how you got 38 k subs?
@@AxxLAfriku yes that's bc they are.I some like self promoters.
If you civil war as Malaya you can get Indonesia quick, just join axis and call in Germany to deal with the Dutch
@@taylorbarbieri4018 yea,other than the being a pupet part,british malaya is actualy half decent because of all the resources
*Laughs in 8 mil manpower*
Yeah, that definitely seemed interesting to play
Little timmy didn't know what depression was before playing british malaya
Nah little timmy isnt depressed yet because he has yet to play mangukou and Denmark
@@allahstan4171 No, please spare him
@@fra1879 theres no mercy here
@@allahstan4171 but denmark doesnt exist do he doesnt have to play it?
@@philip8498 yea right i forgot like australia
when british malaya starts with 3 resrearch slots and australia and the raj start with 2....
Favoritism
Scientist Heaven
BRITISH MALAYAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
Bruh
Well...they are basically ruled by Briton
“This is a weird alliance, Germany”
Germany: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
Nevertheless, it's got screwed
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Wait I actually haven’t seen u for a while
Funni
I see you everywhere
Tonight on the History Channel:
Aliens in the Malayan Government WW2 in HD
I am from Malaysia rise the power empire
Fun fact, there's a place in Singapore called, SHENTON WAY.
he lives on!
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 The further irony is, that Shenton Way was named after Shenton Thomas because instead of fleeing Malaya to avoid getting captured by the Japanese, he voluntarily stayed in Malaya as a POW.
I wanted to play British Malaya. I got checked by a doctor. Turns out I contracted something called Thalassocracy. Luckily it’s highly treatable, it’s called playing any other nation with an actual focus tree.
Hm yes yes makes sense
The real question is if ISP will ever put HOI4 A-Z in a playlist
fans: Fine I'll do it myself
He lazy
Too depressed to do shit
He did it
@@ii121 nope
As a Malaysian, this is both sad and happy for me to see people actually notice my country :)
Dont be sad bro. Malaysia is an awesome place.
@@MlokLik thank you kind stranger
@@MlokLik :-)
#koyaktoyouto
@@Omeiplease?
I’d rather be under Malaya rule than under a puppet government like the south
but seeing you struggle with saying Thalassocracy reminds me of Bill Wurtz struggling with saying Majapahit, which you nailed
11:10
Congrats! Your capital is now Kuala Lumpur
Based
This just shows how ISP can make any boring idea into a fully entertaining video
I've waited for him to play my country for years and he finally did it
Bro same
Malaysia Boleh
Indonesian's dream: majapahit colonizes the Netherlands
Oh my god, you're from British Malasya!
Alex the Rambler: plays the Star Wars Mod
isp:*British Malaya*
The republic will be reorganized into the first British Malaya...
@@cumunist2120 ...For a safe, and secure... society!
What’s the sw mod called?
@@multiversalman4270 palpatines gamble
@@cumunist2120 released it did?
I just noticed that the 1st and 2nd infantry brigade were at green level training with no experience meaning the British just found 600 men and handed them a rifle and a helmet and expected them to defend Malaya from insurrection and foreign invasion
Sounds like IRL
FINALLY! A game where Romania actually doesn't die and also wins, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
"The most boring nation in hearts of iron"
*Looks at Liberia*
Oh my god he's gonna do it! I just realised he's gonna do it!
We gonna talk about the fact that malawi was the faction leader of the commonwealth
I'm surprised he didn't give up after playing 3 pretty bad nation in a row
Brazil isn’t bad WTF do you mean?
@@_Nohan_ he meant bhutan, bolivia and british malaya ( also, i hate you)
@@Steven-pb4wn The Fuck did I do to you?
@@_Nohan_ you were a horrible president
100 like in a hour, bruh thanks
I can already see the Minecraft player building the shenton’s revenge then coming back to find a Siamese flag on it.
😂😂
This is such a niche joke that such a small amount of people will get that you won't ever find another person who understands it unless you specifically look in the ISP community.
0:25 fun fact for the video , he abreviation MAL, in spanish means bad.
One thing Malaya has going for it - rubber. Lots of rubber. If you can free yourself you'll be rolling in industry as everyone wants that rubber.
If you can avoid being invaded. For your rubber.
I like how it never ends well for Spain in the peace deals
Last time I was this early Singapore was still part of Malaysia
If I remember correctly, New Ways has fun focus trees for British Malaya, Ethiopia and Nepal.
Lmao we actually have a road named after Shenton Thomas here
That weird feeling of having ISP play Malaysia XD
But then again, if there was a fascist Malaysia in OTL under this circumstance, my grandparents would've probably been killed by Malay ultranationalists, or just plain nationalists.
Nah
When he said the Tԋαʅαʂʂσƈɾαƈყ I felt that 2:58
When I saw bourbon France I lost it. How bad does this timeline have too be for that to happen
"This is a weird alliance, Germany" -the entire world, pre-Seven Years War
I certainly want to see Zimabawe, Mr Internet Provider!
rhodesia*
ISP:Today we are going to play virgin islands
Everyone:finally a video we deserve
Thanks!
Allies: Go to war.
British Malaya for some reason: Now this looks like a job for me.
Seeing this I can't wait for Tanna Tuva oooooh that's gonna be great
ISP:Forms Thalassocry
Also Thalassocry: 8.2 million people come out from behind the couch
Feels like while it was british Malaya, only british garrisons were fighting. As it was reformed, the actual people living in the land enlisted.
Your videos become so rare, every new one is a real treat)
Thank you ISP, that was really interesting one.
13:15 Da Popular State (look in Canada)
haha funy
Finally, malaya getting some love
"I'm trying to build guns to shoot you with. Is that not allowed?!"
ISP out here talking for the people who love building with 80 lowers lmao
Last time i was this early the germans still used spicy wind
Edit: holy moly guacamole 194 likes
Last time I was this early the weimar republic was stable... wait it never was
Last time I was this early The Teutonic Knights were conquering Prussia for Poles
Last time I was this early Italy was competent
Last time i was this early Chamberlain wanted to protect czechoslovakia
Last time I was this early, Mexico still had California
That's the only series on youtube I will watch completely and will like every video.
11:11
Oh dear lord...
2 minutes into gameplay already making nukes
I do hope they make a DLC based on Southeast Asia and add more states for all the countries in the region like Philippines having 6 states while the rest except for Indonesia have only 1-2 states that just sus
Please make the releasable nation the Solomon Islands! I really need this because my birthday is today and I want just a single dream of mine come true!
Shenton Thomas looks like he’s stoned
British Malaya tag is MAL, which in portuguese mean, along with many other things, evil, evil being the only thing that playing British Malaya brings to the world
This is one of the most cursed games i have ever seen haha
Nice video!
British malaya and mengkukuo the countries so insignificant paradox just forgot to give them focus trees
When ISP prefers to play Majapahit in Hoi4 rather than in Eu4 Leviathan, you know there is a problem...
When ur losing sanity playing a ww2 mapping simulator game
Losing
honestly I just love how this game turned out. the most funny and redicioulus world i have seen in a while in hoi4 xD
This is what little Timmy was watching on his race car bed before the cops came
As your probably only Malaysian fan. Finally, youre playing a good country
That was actually genuinely fun to watch.
9:55 ummm.. Australia what are you doing?
I like to imagine that the plane-less Shenton's Revenge wasn't even a proper carrier
It was just the side of Fairfax Allenby's garden shed with a pirate flag 🏴☠️
Paradox: "The Decolonisation focuses allow a player to peacefully dismantle the British Empire whilst maintaining a democratic or even communist ideology."
ISP: "OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT SHENTON!"
12:29 best part was that you weren’t invited despite being British Malaya
8:10 a Fascist Malaysia lead by a Chinese man with Fairfax Allenby as his name.
I want to see how an actual Malaysian would react to this.
As a spaniard I would love to live in that postwar Spain
As I always:
Use Hungarian Flavor when you get to Hungary, Its cool and well made
I can’t believe I’ve been watching you play hoi4 for 4 fucking years now, where has the time gone
For nations where you can't find a mod for you could use the improved generic focus tree mod
Yeah I mean he could use RT56 but he just refused
Being Malaysian, and not too familiar with HoI4, I always try to play British Malaya. I think it's time to get checked by a doctor.
mmm time to watch this 63 times until I'm out of sanity
600k cool math games revisit, snailbob speedrun
Flash is gone :(
@@tomm5663 90% sure you can still play em since they re-uploaded games. I could be wrong since I haven't been on the site in years but that's what I heard
What are u talking about British Malaya is an endless exploding volcano of pure entertainment. All other HOI4 nations are nothing, only Malaya can satisfy me these days.
take your time ISP, I want to see you suffer Paradox's official focus trees for Latvia and Lithuania
I see Belgian lifes mattered so much they became German^^ great video keep up the good work !
"Making the most boring nation fun" Is it like playing Modern Day while drinking alcohol?
could be, in my modern play of mongolia, the us lost 220k soldiers to afghanistans 2k and switzerland invaded germany
Even with all this no historical focus chaos, it's nice to see South America STILL unchanged at the end.
iSorrow the only guy on Earth who could turn British Malaya into the world superpower and call it boring
Belgium when this guy does A2Z: manifest destiny
If you look at the party list there's United Malays National Organisation (which is U.M.N.O)
That party still exist today.
last time i was this early italy wasn't switching sides
9:00 iirc japan use that tactic to encircle british troop in malaya
the 600k sub goal sounds reasonable but still interesting, nice
Somewhere in Netherlands, year 1943
-Sir, our allie Manchuria has capitulated
-So what?
-Now we r puppet of Malaysia
-I don't see any Malaysian troops in Netherlands
-Yes sir, they all in Manchuria
-So why we capitulated?
-Bcs we in a stupid ass game, when u can conquer litteral micronathion on other side of the world and get entire USSR and in a same time u can get Kenya become a power house of the world when England is gone
Can’t wait till tana Tuva
ISP: finds a small country
also ISP: wouldn't that make you BORING
I find it weird how British Malaya gets to exist as a puppet while Egypt is entirely part of Britain in Vanilla HOI4.
Will you fight for Malaysia?
Malaysian, Korean, Thai and indonesian population: No!
Will you fight for Majapahit?
Malaysian, Korean, Thai and indonesian population : 11:12
sabah and sarawak are not malayan but a separate colony. sarawak was been ruled by the brook dynasty and north borneo british charter company (sabah) was basically a company (similar like the east india company).
I should be learning in school right now but no I’m watching iSorrowproductions totally worthit
F for ol' Shenton, the bike seat sniffer
Little Timmy thinks this is depression, but he hasn't played Zimbabwe yet.
After this I need vic 2 a-z
Yes
This was probably the best video in the entire a-z saga. I dont know what that says about hoi4.
If not for the Thumbnail I would have thought this was a video on Italy.
Yooo onn jaafar is my great grandfather, watching isp play as him feels weird
I will still never understand why Malaya wasn't included in TFV
Yeah, because even NZ got a focus tree, and NZ is about as "minor" as Malaysia
@@naffiethenaff I'd say New Zealand is even more irrelevant. Malaya has a lot of resources, controls a strait and has to protect against Japan
@@LennyLenward yeah, it really boggles me. Don't worry, though. South East Asia will get updated before Italy!
@@naffiethenaff 🥛
Everyones thinking of meme nations like Bhutan and nepal, but literally no one thinks of malaya because it takes up space and you want it gone
Isp: we'll play Zimbabwe
Me: Blood Diamond intensifies
11:49 this is so cursed
this is what actual cancer tissue looks like
Wait the devs actually built in the ability to reform the Majapahit empire in the vanilla game? You must be like the first person to have ever actually done it.
Finally, an actual nation! (Note to self: Recycle this comment when he plays Uruguay)