all I want for christmas is peace,peace! A little piece of Poland, A little piece of France, A little piece of Portugal, And Austria perchance, A little slice of Turkey, And all that that entails, Und then a piece of England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales
Ja, all the Führer wants is a little Austria; ja, he was a little greedy and took all. Next, a little Sudetenland, and followed by a slice of Danzig and...oh Stalin wants some Poland for himself? That is fine, he can have it in exchange for some dessert later. Now, to top it up with some Elsaß-Lothringen
They were, in real life. They were against the communist threat in the East. Too bad the West had to start war with Hitler. Hitler wanted to invade the East. He had no interest in French territory.
Soviets would get pushed back from Berlin, reorganize and conquer It few days later than OTL If somehow Steiner and his Soldiers had unlimited Luck and superpowers at the Point of inflicting a decisive defeat,Western allies would Take berlim
@@Josephgoebblezthe allies still wouldn’t have taken Berlin, the soviets and the allies had an agreement to let the reds take Berlin, the only way the allies would’ve actually decided to enter the city is if Steiner was god and pushed the soviets back to Moscow or smth.
Japan has issues fighting civil wars because the combat AI doesn't know how to deal with the way their islands are set up. They often just totally abandon certain fronts and then have to reinforce them, making it hard for them to push anywhere. It's essentially a four-front war with serious supply issues on every single front that constantly opens up its new fronts by pushing even a little.
Merry Christmas Stak! I hope you and y'all here in the comment section have an great time and can enjoy the festive last week of 2024. For the next year be a better year for everyone! ~ OTucan, Bavaria Also, I love the way your calm voice sounds in these christmas videos
Truly loved your message in the start of the video. I feel we all have lost our way and forgotten how awesome peace and the potential life that’s all about love is
What if at the start of the Siberian intervention the Japanese find either Alexieve, installing him as a puppet ruler, or one of his sisters whom is then married into the royal family, to give them enough legitimacy to remain in Siberia?
A small tipp: If you don't take the decision to set up your headquarter in Chita, it will be randomly assigned; possibly putting you much closer to all the VP in the western part of the SU.
Stak, thank you for being there for all of us through what for some of us was one of our worst years ever, myself included. I know things are looking up for me now, I hope that is the case or soon to be the case for many of the rest of us. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you, Stak, and every single one of you, my fellow viewers, and a toast to a better future in 2024, whatever that may mean for you.
The fact that you say that going democratic is the way to do nothing wrong is hilarious. Edit: Stalin has more in common with Santa than any other people.
This just proves a point that no matter how peaceful people say they want it Peace will never come. There's always going to be one thing that some people want more than other and will fight for it
not too sure how well it could be done in hoi4 (maybe one of the WW1 mods has it) but id love to see something from you about the green corn rebellion. merry christmas king
maybe a bit late but potential fun idea for alt history in the no mistake category: what if Troelstra didn't make a mistake? I don't even know if it would be possible in HoI4 (his mistake was in 1918) but it might be fun to explore also Happy New Year
Attempt 20: (Using the Great War Redux again) What if Italy honored the Triple Alliance and eventually joined the Central Powers when WWI comes around?
all I want for christmas is peace,peace! A little piece of Poland, A little piece of France, A little piece of Portugal, And Austria perchance, A little slice of Turkey, And all that that entails, Und then a piece of England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales
Why would anyone want whales haha
@@pejj300gamer2 lovely chaps and hospitality
Ja, all the Führer wants is a little Austria; ja, he was a little greedy and took all. Next, a little Sudetenland, and followed by a slice of Danzig and...oh Stalin wants some Poland for himself? That is fine, he can have it in exchange for some dessert later. Now, to top it up with some Elsaß-Lothringen
I can't believe the only one who sang that in my head
@@wuxiagamescentralI literally sang it
stak: this time everything will be finee
stak: *turns off historical AI*
hoi4: five hundred civil wars
Stakuyi: Peaceful democratic Christmas special
Hoi4: ... and then I started blasting
Fr😂
In the most peaceful world, the balkans and the middle east explode into conflict.
"it's like poetry. It rhymes."
Common denominator problem: Islam
Stak: I'm just trying to have a peaceful HoI4 game!
HoI4: And I took that personally.
What we've learned: Somehow the Mustache Man and the Duche were the stabilizing factor in the world
They were, in real life. They were against the communist threat in the East. Too bad the West had to start war with Hitler. Hitler wanted to invade the East. He had no interest in French territory.
I love how it start with "Let's all live in a peacefull world." to "F*ck it ! Peace was never an option."
It’s funny how by making everybody democratic, the world was even more chaotic, like a time traveler messing up the future even harder
should have made everyone non-aligned.
What if Steiner’s attack was carried and successful?
Yes please !!!
Yes!!
Soviets would get pushed back from Berlin, reorganize and conquer It few days later than OTL
If somehow Steiner and his Soldiers had unlimited Luck and superpowers at the Point of inflicting a decisive defeat,Western allies would Take berlim
@@Josephgoebblezthe allies still wouldn’t have taken Berlin, the soviets and the allies had an agreement to let the reds take Berlin, the only way the allies would’ve actually decided to enter the city is if Steiner was god and pushed the soviets back to Moscow or smth.
@Josephgoebblez you heard this form the man him self💀💀💀
What if the US joined the Central Powers?
Also Merry Christmas to Stakuyi, his family and everyone else watching this video.
I need this
Yesssss
I want this one sooooo bad!
Japan has issues fighting civil wars because the combat AI doesn't know how to deal with the way their islands are set up. They often just totally abandon certain fronts and then have to reinforce them, making it hard for them to push anywhere. It's essentially a four-front war with serious supply issues on every single front that constantly opens up its new fronts by pushing even a little.
Everyone did nothing wrong? I guess US torpedoes will finally work now.
Hey! They figured it out... eventually!
What if Stakuyi played EaW again?
Jokes aside, Merry Christmas to all of you!
That is no joke. More EaW videos
Merry Christmas Stak! I hope you and y'all here in the comment section have an great time and can enjoy the festive last week of 2024. For the next year be a better year for everyone!
~ OTucan, Bavaria
Also, I love the way your calm voice sounds in these christmas videos
Merry Christmas!
What if the Afghan Monarchy was restored after the U.S. invasion (or after the Soviets left)?
What if the Soviets under Malenkov were just as Interventionist during the Cold War
Merry Christmas Stak I wish your family a Merry Christmas
"I want peace in the world."
Well, there will be eternal peace after everyone is dead from the 56 civil wars.
What if Germany has bigger ovens...
For Pizzas
Merry Christmas
Then we would have bigger ovens... and I would eat more pizza... sounds like a happy end for me :3
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa Johann's.
What if the Soviets were, y'know... Prepared? Could they have stood their ground well against Germany?
Staykui forgot one thing, and it's called "Greater Greece"
Truly loved your message in the start of the video. I feel we all have lost our way and forgotten how awesome peace and the potential life that’s all about love is
What if at the start of the Siberian intervention the Japanese find either Alexieve, installing him as a puppet ruler, or one of his sisters whom is then married into the royal family, to give them enough legitimacy to remain in Siberia?
Or what if monarchy returns to Russia after the collapse of the USSR
As a wise king once said: “Death!”
Ok, What if Germany sides with the allies in WW1? (I don’t care if it’s unrealistic, I just want to know what happens)
What if the Christmas truce ended WW1
Merry Christmas and dear lord this was probably one of the crazier videos you've made in recent times.
merry christmas, stakuyi!
what if the carlists won the spanish civil war?
A small tipp: If you don't take the decision to set up your headquarter in Chita, it will be randomly assigned; possibly putting you much closer to all the VP in the western part of the SU.
Well, looks like Belgium did once again Resist and Bite. ^^
And then the Sabaton Fans arrived, coming down the mountainside…
Merry Christmas, Stakuyi!
Stakuyi: *Tries to make a peaceful world.*
The world: *Immediately descends into multiple wars.*
what if the franco british union formed after the great war?
Plus great work on thw videos and happy new year!
What if turkey was not neutral in ww2, and joined the axis?
Merry Christmas Stakuyi! Unironically you're content has always been a joy man, hopefully your resting well with your family now.
Stak, thank you for being there for all of us through what for some of us was one of our worst years ever, myself included. I know things are looking up for me now, I hope that is the case or soon to be the case for many of the rest of us. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you, Stak, and every single one of you, my fellow viewers, and a toast to a better future in 2024, whatever that may mean for you.
When you mentioned that we would be spreading democracy, I did give you the Super Earth salute.
Very relatable Christmas video. Drunken relatives starting family drama everywhere
Germany: doesn't start WW2
UK: fine ill do it myself
(Video 35) What if the United Arab Republic was a success? (Egypt/Cold War mod)
10:40 none of this would have happened if historical AI was enabled
Thank you for this content. No peaceful Christmas, but I certainly hope you had a peaceful Merry Christmas!
What if Ireland fought in world war II on the side of Germany?
Ireland technical didn’t exist in ww2 bc the uk controlled it as a puppet
6:16 yeah Franz Ferdinand and Franz joseph
Merry christmas Stakuyi, Love Watching your content
What if Japan managed to solve their conflict with the USA diplomatically and established an idealistic Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere?
The world in 1936 in this TL: (entire regions, almost at one, stops all productivity, and engaged in civil war).
Spain: “First time?”
🎶Do they know it's Christmas time at aaaallll?!"🎶
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Austria fighting Switzerland, truly a Christmas special
"Let's make everyone a Democracy!"
*entire world immediately goes to war
Merry Christmas History Buffs!!!
Feliz navidad 🎄🎁
kinda just found ur channel, love it already, hope your new years and christmas was awesome. hope ur family had a awesome holidays!
The fact that you say that going democratic is the way to do nothing wrong is hilarious.
Edit: Stalin has more in common with Santa than any other people.
This is one of the funniest HOI4 videos I've seen in ages
This proves that true peace could have been achieved if you simply went to war with the True Heir of the Empire.
Those weren't bombs, they were giant Christmas lights!
This has been the greatest X-mas gift! :D
Feliz Navidad Stakuyi 🎉❤
OH MY GOD YOU DO HOI4! I only know you from Insta shorts content so I'm syked to watch a bunch of your Hoi4 videos now [:
This just proves a point that no matter how peaceful people say they want it Peace will never come. There's always going to be one thing that some people want more than other and will fight for it
Merry Christmas Stak
not too sure how well it could be done in hoi4 (maybe one of the WW1 mods has it) but id love to see something from you about the green corn rebellion. merry christmas king
Gotta love paradox games. The AI loves to pull funnies.
Video 71 of asking you to play Comoros millennium dawn.
Also I hope you had a very merry Christmas 🎄
Premise "nobody does anything wrong", reality, "everyone fucks up" even harder.
What if the Northern Germany confederation lost the Franco-Prussian War and was never unified?
Merry Christmas Stakuyi.
I would have thought that Right Opposition would have been the peaceful path.
maybe a bit late but potential fun idea for alt history in the no mistake category: what if Troelstra didn't make a mistake?
I don't even know if it would be possible in HoI4 (his mistake was in 1918) but it might be fun to explore
also Happy New Year
Trots are essentially just spicy socdem to be fair
St. Nicholas is the Patron Saint of Greece. He might have been born in Anatolia, but he lived in the Greek parts of the Roman Empire.
Stakuyi looking at the "peaceful" map...
*WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!* 😱😱😫😵💫😵💫🤣🤣🤣🤣
Merry Christmas and a happy new year
YESSIRR ANOTHER ONE OF THIS!
Nono Stakuyi, you see St Nicholas was Greek in Turkey, it was a rescue operation that got out of hand.
Attempt 20: (Using the Great War Redux again) What if Italy honored the Triple Alliance and eventually joined the Central Powers when WWI comes around?
I was legit expecting pure peace lol
Merry Christmas Stakuyi
Should have done the Kaiserredux mod and played as Santa Clause. He emerges via an event if you turn it on in the game settings. XD
Missed opportunity to do Christmas truce
And here's to another year my good man
what if everyone did a crazy alternate path to break stakuyi's mind while playing as the USA.
another Stakuyi classic
I think a good video idea would be restoring a greek empire and retaking constantinople, just ideas throwing out there
It would be interesting to see in hoi4 if china beat japan and turned its focus westward
Good ending?
What if the german blitz in through the ardeans failed
What if the Emperor of mankind took control of a random country to conquer the world.
I hope you had a great charismas stakuyi
You're going to have to go to Stellaris for 2025.
Sequel video: What role would a restored Byzantine Empire play in the second world war?
I guess it would depend on when the Eastern Roman Empire was restored. Yeah, I am not using that other name
I got hoi4 as a christmas present this year
War is inevitable...
Rimmy would be proud
Might have been made already, but what if war was declared immediately upon Remilitarizing the Rhineland?
Merr Chrismas! and that was a very spicy game!
you couldve done the trosksty path and do the "bring democracy back to the party" focus
im guessing greece did the conference that leads to a war with turkey causing all the chaos
The fallout mod for hoi4 has santa in it
No St. Nicolas is from Greece