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  • @bubblegum0monkeygurl
    @bubblegum0monkeygurl 13 років тому +9

    "its gotta be over by now...poor baby" lmoa. so funny

  • @CodaSkeffingtonVos
    @CodaSkeffingtonVos Рік тому +12

    This was ahead of its time

  • @frenchtoast63971
    @frenchtoast63971 10 років тому +139

    Lol if you've seen emo song then the beginning is extremely funny

    • @Infection1991
      @Infection1991 6 років тому +9

      Never noticed this before, haha. Thank you

    • @loverd9991
      @loverd9991 5 років тому +1

      ChocolateThunder MusicGroup lol I’m on auto play and that one is literally right before this

    • @Venator-ym8pm
      @Venator-ym8pm 5 років тому +6

      It's the same address as well.

    • @mavvzahardd2678
      @mavvzahardd2678 3 роки тому +1

      ohhh

  • @thebarringtonTV
    @thebarringtonTV 4 роки тому +120

    This skit hits VERY different in June 2020.

    • @DuzzenZ
      @DuzzenZ 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing smh

    • @ljuc
      @ljuc 4 роки тому +1

      Idk, still funny, but the video quality is still from early YT days.

    • @compucar03
      @compucar03 4 роки тому +4

      Breonna Taylor reenactment was ahead of its time

    • @caveresch
      @caveresch 3 роки тому +3

      No not really. It's still just a comedy skit.

    • @reallyriley123
      @reallyriley123 2 роки тому

      So hilarious and way before its time

  • @ferdinandleng1430
    @ferdinandleng1430 10 років тому +42

    Oh Jason... Stuck in his room listening to Emo song all the time...

  • @JamesDanielMarrsRitchey
    @JamesDanielMarrsRitchey 8 років тому +68

    He should really lock his front door.

  • @Vectorosity
    @Vectorosity 15 років тому +23

    "You havin' a laugh wit' the cops?"
    "Where you hidin' the cameras?"
    "You shot my wife in the head!"
    -Lol, keep up the good work, you guys are hilarious!!!

  • @Kuwaiti1990
    @Kuwaiti1990 16 років тому +17

    "omg you just shot my wife"
    "it's ok, we got the call"
    xD

  • @makemebad35
    @makemebad35 17 років тому +32

    Hahaha, packing his lunch instead of his tools!

  • @darcybhaiwala7057
    @darcybhaiwala7057 5 років тому +83

    I remember watching this as a kid and noticed two things:
    1) Collegehumor has come a long way.
    2) DONALD GLOVER?!?!?!

    • @CareyOnShipmate
      @CareyOnShipmate 4 роки тому +3

      Because when you were a kid Donald Glover wasn't famous

    • @reallyriley123
      @reallyriley123 2 роки тому +2

      You mean “college humor has gone down a long way” lol

  • @Dinkymod
    @Dinkymod 10 років тому +343

    This would be way funnier if the cops didn't actually do this all the time.

    • @xboxfullauto1000
      @xboxfullauto1000 9 років тому +1

      Dinkymod LOLLLL

    • @royalfrog850
      @royalfrog850 6 років тому +9

      well.....THIS is AMerica

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 5 років тому +3

      Such a circlejerk yet no proof...

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 5 років тому +1

      ​@@Wis_Dom The incident you are talking about is the Jemel Roberson shooting, not the Thousand Oaks shooting. In this incident, the casualties were 4 injuries and 1 death, not 12 deaths. Basically Roberson bravely stopped a shooter by tackling him to the ground and put his gun into the shooter's back. When the police showed up, they saw a black male with a gun in the back of another black male (the shooter was also a black guy), and they made the wrong call. Of course, this incident could be racism or crooked cops, but it could also be a horrible mistake or a bad judgment call that resulted in tragedy. There is not enough information to be entirely certain. Either way, it is unfair to say that is incident is a definitive representation of all cops across America.

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 4 роки тому +1

      @Tatea If you honestly believe all cops are bad then that is depressing. My point was that not all cops deserve to be ridiculed for the actions of a few terrible humans. I understand your frustration and I will definitely admit that the issue of systemic racism in the police force is much greater than I initially thought but I don't believe that every cop is bad, and I also believe that most cops are human and are susceptible to making mistakes.

  • @liquid1122
    @liquid1122 16 років тому +8

    "Ah, it's gotta be over by now, poor baby."

  • @thatcrazyass
    @thatcrazyass 9 років тому +29

    Poor baby

  • @PurpleWolf110
    @PurpleWolf110 15 років тому +1

    i love watching the husband during the whole reverie between the cops and paramedic. he's just like "why me?" priceless facial expressions by all ^_^

  • @showmanrot
    @showmanrot 17 років тому +7

    these guys are great live...saw them tonight...tore up death match

  • @dashidash
    @dashidash 4 роки тому +15

    Well this is on some Nostradamus-level of prophecy.

  • @i_Chug_Chlorine_22
    @i_Chug_Chlorine_22 10 років тому +16

    lol jason holcum

  • @animelover101591
    @animelover101591 16 років тому

    This is the same house!
    hahahhah This is the same house! We were just here! It's weird like deja vu!
    LMFAO!!!!!!

  • @HNWILL
    @HNWILL 6 років тому +7

    this is the old college humour that was the best

  • @yellowtuesday
    @yellowtuesday 2 роки тому +1

    fifteen years later find myself staying up late and watching these videos again

  • @GHOST-vw4zh
    @GHOST-vw4zh 8 років тому +62

    Good Shit. Thumbs up if you know what i'm talking about

  • @hotarukei
    @hotarukei 17 років тому

    Dude, this ties into their 'Emo Song' skit. Jason Hokem, 42 Maple Hill Road, sits up in his room all day listening to music, etc. That must mean this guy works at a bank!
    Damn, I feel smart.

  • @IfOUGHTpIRANHAz
    @IfOUGHTpIRANHAz 4 роки тому +3

    I don’t think this sketch has aged poorly. On the contrary, it was a commentary on how the cops killed people back then. It just happens that they still do today.

  • @SubzeroUniverse530
    @SubzeroUniverse530 15 років тому

    LOL
    "But seriously though, she is dead."
    She is dead, great delivery.

  • @thejman3489
    @thejman3489 9 років тому +21

    Holy shit college humor used to be really funny. Now a days its just really stupid.

    • @scp025
      @scp025 9 років тому

      theJman this video is 8 years old...

    • @lyingonthemoon792
      @lyingonthemoon792 9 років тому +8

      Samuel Pence He said "used to be" what's your point

    • @thatguythathugspuppies1874
      @thatguythathugspuppies1874 9 років тому +1

      Yea that was a LONG time ago when internet only existed at your rich aunts house

    • @poopmaster13
      @poopmaster13 9 років тому

      +theJman DerrickComedy was very funny, but dude....College Humor comes up with some really funny shit these days.

    • @thejman3489
      @thejman3489 9 років тому

      poopmaster13 the only funny shit on college humor was Jake and Admir and even the last few episodes of that sucked. If you want to see something funny look up Pokemon Rust by Dorkly

  • @Bellington93
    @Bellington93 15 років тому

    its funny when he comes in and says "alright freeze BANG!,its funny how that happens in the same second:D:D:D

  • @GamerNerdess
    @GamerNerdess 16 років тому +3

    "oh i packed my lunch instead of my tools. hahahaha" lmfao i love your vids! they're funny as a bitch

  • @guitarded222
    @guitarded222 16 років тому

    thaT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN HE CAME IN THE SECOND TIME!!!!!!!!! 5 big stars hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @LtUnreal
    @LtUnreal 6 років тому +14

    this is america

  • @Rich3862
    @Rich3862 15 років тому

    You Get 1 Rookie. 1
    Thats Yours Alright.
    Im Sorry Sir....
    Most Hilarious Line!!

  • @castratedrhino77
    @castratedrhino77 6 років тому +9

    WHO'S WATCHING THE WATCHMEN?

  • @rustyxspatula
    @rustyxspatula 17 років тому +2

    Fantastic, hahaha! You guys never let me down.

  • @justinbaker1129
    @justinbaker1129 10 років тому +3

    you get one... lol

  • @ReysWrap
    @ReysWrap 17 років тому

    "it's gotta be over by now... poor BABY" ???
    ahahahahahha.

  • @BluePhantomCavalier
    @BluePhantomCavalier 11 років тому +3

    that rookie cop looks just like Jason.. he was emo and hated his parents... so.. he became a cop in order to kill her. it's all one big plot

  • @ITACHAMARU622
    @ITACHAMARU622 17 років тому

    police freeze (boom)....(later on) i trhink im alright..police freeze (boom) hahaha absolutly hilarious

  • @Ciaela
    @Ciaela 17 років тому +3

    lmaoooooooooo

  • @captcool420
    @captcool420 15 років тому +2

    This never gets old lol

  • @juggsxsnipes
    @juggsxsnipes 10 років тому +9

    Cops in america 2006-2014 and nothing has changed.

    • @drewsama
      @drewsama 6 років тому

      Twist Clip would you say cops murder people for the joy of it? And throw people in prison simply for walking on the street and not committing any crimes?

    • @IMTHATPSYCHOWITHAMINIGUN
      @IMTHATPSYCHOWITHAMINIGUN 4 роки тому

      @@drewsama well if you've been paying attention then yes, alot of cops are like that.

  • @Cogentesque
    @Cogentesque 16 років тому +1

    "This feels wierd!" lol!!

  • @thatguythathugspuppies1874
    @thatguythathugspuppies1874 9 років тому +6

    That's where the rape is, poor baby XD

  • @krudmuphinstudioz
    @krudmuphinstudioz 16 років тому

    It's the same house!!!
    We checked the adress out front?
    Yeah, we made sure!
    HAHA! lol!

  • @stephenyoung3201
    @stephenyoung3201 10 років тому +3

    That's the guy from communty

  • @BuphDuck
    @BuphDuck 15 років тому

    This is so funny cause the husband is sitting there all sad like and the police are just having a kick out of it XD lol :D

  • @TheMinorsRap
    @TheMinorsRap 10 років тому +4

    This video would be wayy funnier if at the very end of the video Donald grabbed the husband by the neck n said that was a threat from the mafia for some shit.

  • @bobbyt2012
    @bobbyt2012 16 років тому

    the gunshot sound effect is so good.

  • @LeoVader
    @LeoVader 16 років тому

    I like how every information box for their videos is just about the movie now.

  • @thewritepassion
    @thewritepassion 16 років тому

    That was completely warped! I love it!! LOL!

  • @ReligionSux
    @ReligionSux 15 років тому

    I am having to stitch my sides up..that is so funny...thanks guys..

  • @rongravy
    @rongravy 17 років тому

    nice double headshot action. it appeased the voices in my head.

  • @cottoncactus
    @cottoncactus 16 років тому

    LMFAO HAHAHAHA
    "CLEAR!!" *apple and sandwich*

  • @mackay1337
    @mackay1337 16 років тому

    ahahahahhaha
    "No but seriously though.... she is dead" AHAHHAHA

  • @JohnnyStorm2007
    @JohnnyStorm2007 17 років тому

    Nice to see you guys back, kisses to Meggie. 5 stars to you guys.

  • @TheBestestMedicine
    @TheBestestMedicine 14 років тому

    "Of course, I packed my lunch instead of my tools. CLEAR!! Hahaha... That would not be how that would work..."
    LMAO

  • @icemarblesarcade
    @icemarblesarcade 17 років тому

    FREAKING HILARIOUS!
    "you only get one, rookie!"

  • @Seblorgen
    @Seblorgen 16 років тому

    haha I love that he jumps out and shots the first one he sees :)

  • @bruhepburn
    @bruhepburn 17 років тому

    take a look...take a look..yeah!
    LMAO!!!

  • @JustWatchingTheVids
    @JustWatchingTheVids 16 років тому

    police frezze........*headshot to wife*.......
    everithing is under control sir......i loved that vid

  • @hsenn514
    @hsenn514 16 років тому

    1 word BRILLIANT!!

  • @steel.oneill
    @steel.oneill 17 років тому

    Best one for ages

  • @JJ600RR
    @JJ600RR 15 років тому

    Funniest line in the skit! But I enjoyed it all!

  • @SCORCH543
    @SCORCH543 16 років тому

    only part i found HILARIOUSE is when the black guy comes in and goes "Nice one rookie!"

  • @xenos12345
    @xenos12345 17 років тому

    "Seriously though, she is dead" lmfao

  • @dustinagar
    @dustinagar 16 років тому

    my friend lives on maple hill court so that made it extra funny for us... great vid guys

  • @quegg
    @quegg 17 років тому

    Oh my god reallY? Well what the fuck. How can it not be the funniest video ever? I don't understand how every new video they release isn't five times better than their last video! How can that be possible even?

  • @ofarevolution441
    @ofarevolution441 17 років тому

    such twisted comedy that derrickcomedy presents us. haha

  • @chickenoddle
    @chickenoddle 14 років тому

    does anyone else think the paramedic is *sings* HOOOOTTTT! lol

  • @40rods
    @40rods 17 років тому

    a sense of humor will get you far in life, bud.

  • @seanershadi
    @seanershadi 17 років тому

    He came back to the same house.LOL.they start laughing when they shot her in the head.hahaha

  • @thomaseatspomus
    @thomaseatspomus 17 років тому

    DerrickComedy at its finest.

  • @allentran408
    @allentran408 17 років тому

    best yet by far

  • @xxDjQueenxx
    @xxDjQueenxx 14 років тому

    i cracked up laughin when rookie shoot the woman agn lolz
    Rookie:"Police Freeze!!" *shoots the woman agn*oh wait diz is the same house..
    The other police: "Oh nice wrk rookie oh wait diz is the same house *laugh*
    lolz tht was funny

  • @manatarms79
    @manatarms79 17 років тому

    haha, I can't get enough of these videos

  • @keeling09
    @keeling09 16 років тому

    "No but seriously though...she is dead..."...haha

  • @JeremyMedina
    @JeremyMedina 17 років тому +1

    Haha, I saw this one on your guys' site a few months ago.
    I love it.

  • @mrmyles991
    @mrmyles991 17 років тому

    HAHAAHHAHAHAHA i almost fell off the chair laffing when he just busts in nd shoots her xDD

  • @blockthisuser
    @blockthisuser 16 років тому

    LOL great tribute to Monty Python! cheers

  • @ScottKinmartin34
    @ScottKinmartin34 17 років тому +1

    You guys are awesome. You have a sick sense of humor...but I LOVE IT!

  • @TheMainMan318
    @TheMainMan318 16 років тому

    'evrybody freeze! (shoots the girl again) ohh wait this is the same house'
    ROFL

  • @trextor
    @trextor 17 років тому

    This is a classic. LMAO.

  • @rasengan37
    @rasengan37 15 років тому

    i never get tired of this

  • @darriuswilliams6007
    @darriuswilliams6007 3 роки тому

    It is surreal how deep and relevant this is

  • @ITACHAMARU622
    @ITACHAMARU622 17 років тому

    omg pause at :58 the husbands face is hilarious

  • @OG_NiiChan
    @OG_NiiChan 17 років тому

    I packed my lunch instead of my tools. CLEAR!
    Maybe if it was a ham sandwich!
    XD

  • @MagoriumSanctumSanctorum
    @MagoriumSanctumSanctorum 16 років тому

    this is the same house!!!*waving his gun*
    heeelarrious

  • @caveresch
    @caveresch 3 роки тому

    Still absolutely amazing.

  • @jjburner
    @jjburner 15 років тому

    black guy is the BEST actor in all the videos!!!

  • @buffilms
    @buffilms 16 років тому

    you guys are the funniest thing on the 'tube!

  • @thomaseatspomus
    @thomaseatspomus 17 років тому

    That laugh is hysterical.

  • @Colintabulous
    @Colintabulous 17 років тому

    i have never laughed so hard on youtube

  • @cleanky
    @cleanky 17 років тому

    Dude you are the new dave on mad tv. you need to be a big comidain and i hope you make it. i love you.

  • @Seanocearbhaill
    @Seanocearbhaill 17 років тому

    That aquward hand job bit in "He Really Gave It To Me" was the best

  • @oneretinalline
    @oneretinalline 17 років тому

    good, and nice work over the camera, as usually. Love u guys.

  • @infinityofnever
    @infinityofnever 17 років тому

    of course. these guys are on a whole different level.

  • @MonsterSlayer14
    @MonsterSlayer14 17 років тому

    lol when you shot her, it loooked soooo real XD

  • @chaosform1
    @chaosform1 14 років тому

    oh never connected it but this is the same house as "emo song" jason upstairs listening to music and the address thats so cool !!!nice one derrick comedy

  • @jinco69
    @jinco69 16 років тому

    Hehe, that was funny. It was funny how the paramedic got there with out knowing the address since it was wrong to begin with. rofl. But still hilarious.

  • @DEMTEZ1
    @DEMTEZ1 15 років тому

    holy shit lol he burst throw the door police freeze boom lol that made my day

  • @Alixth
    @Alixth 17 років тому

    Back to your best, brilliant

  • @Scytheslinger
    @Scytheslinger 17 років тому

    If you listen to what they say in this video, it seems that the kid they're talking about in the beginning is the guy from their video "Emo Song". I just noticed that.