Bernard's War (Victoria 2 Stories) 1/3
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2020
- Who is Bernard? This is a chaotic and hilarious Victoria 2 story about one man who started an all-out European war in 1836. We are playing Belgium - completely at the mercy of the surrounding Great Powers. As Bernard's War escalates, we will use the opportunity to try and gain glory and prestige for our small nation, and fight legendary battles!
This video features a cast of brilliant characters, all at their best. Salt, arguments, rage and non-stop bants. Could this video also feature the longest, greatest and most ridiculous multi-province retreat in history? Find out! (A multi-province retreat, in Victoria 2, is when you retreat from a battle to a tile that doesn't border the battle. Your army's movement will turn into a silver line, and your army can't be attacked or join a battle on that entire path. You are not allowed to do this under multiplayer rules as it is an unfair exploit. They feature a lot in this video!)
A case study on what Prussia should do in a similar situation, except without the UK's help and also against the Netherlands: • Prussia: Vic2 multipla... (the link includes the appropriate timestamp, 25:46 - and there are further timestamps for skipping rehosts in the pinned comment)
This is the first video in the Bernard and Belgium Trilogy. • Bernard and Belgium Tr...
Full Victoria 2 Stories playlist: • Victoria 2 Stories (Mu...
The American Bloodbath DoD multiplayer series featuring the legendary Russian guy and others: • The American Bloodbath - Grand Finale 1 week from the upload of this video!
The real historical Czechoslovak multi-province retreat across Russia: • Czechoslovak Legion in...
Music, in order of appearance:
A Cruce Victoria, EU3 soundtrack
Lucio Silla, K 135 Ouverture Andante, Mozart
Dance of the Knights, Profokiev
Nocturne in B major, Op. 32 No. 1, Chopin
Katyusha instrumental version
Battle 2, March of the Eagles soundtrack
Investigations, Kevin MacLeod
Bring Me To Life “epic orchestral remix” • Evanescence - Bring Me...
Orchestral suite 3 Air, Bach
A Real Hero, College electric youth
In the hall of the mountain king, Grieg
Starring:
Belgium - me
United Kingdom - Bad Frank / Bubba
Prussia - RadTad
Russia - Mabbyson
Ottoman Empire - Bernard
Sardinia-Piedmont - TIMME
Wallachia - BigKokLui
Greece - Soul47
Colombia - Asquith
France - Jaeger
Switzerland - APerson
Austria - Sparta
Japan - Joust
Spain - Pierre
Netherlands - Huey Long
Portugal, then Austria briefly - A guy who just named himself after the country he was playing.
Follow me on Twitch!: / spudgun_official
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / spudgunofficial
If you want to join the discord for this multiplayer, or any others, head into my discord and check out the channel which has links to loads of Vic2 multiplayer communities. - Ігри
Honestly Bernard saved me (Italy) when no one else would
Bernard is a hero, stopping Austrian aggression when the world turned a blind eye.
When Austria tries to kill French sphere country and Turks want to prevent that, but France stands together with Austria. Big brain 300IQ moves.
@@srebnywilczek7723 France would’ve won if he encircled their navy
"Sir, why has our corps not moved out of Memel?"
"Because the General Staff is out of sync."
:)
@@sauronmordor7494 Aren't you supposed to be conquering Gondor or something?
I think the Russia player has the most Russian accent I've ever heard. Like this is what you hear when you think "Russian Accent"
It's really annoying and forced tbh
I think he is indeed Russian.
@@thiagodecarvalho5415 It's a heavy accent, but not forced.
- Russian speaker
@@avotsm Look at your pfp m8
@@thiagodecarvalho5415 no, he was Russian
Russian guy playing as the Tsardom: "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
Actually
Unbalenced
It should be a little russian/ukrainian playing russia to ballance out its massive size.
@@Newbmann Man, he can be small. Who knows.
@@dankopatrik5579 little russian means ukrainian.
@@Newbmann Oh, I thought a little russian or a little ukrainian should play Russia
@@dankopatrik5579 Great idea, we should let manlets play Russia too
#manletequality #biggers
Austrian troops: loses battle.
Austrian troops: "And I would walk 500 miles and I would 500 more"
The question is not "Who is Bernard"
Its "Why did you voluntarily decide to play as Belgium..."
The fries and beer baited him into Belgium
To become a great power
In which case, success
Bernard is a legendary figure in the vic2 community at the same level as Duty Manager
@@SpudgunOfficial but why not the netherlands instead?
Clear Wargoals: Nope
Strategic Cohesion and Offensives betwen allies: None
Good Comunication: Joke
Salt: Mountain of Olympus
Czar crying loud as a good MG42: Perfecto
I really cant see a more realistic and detailed 1800 Europe than this, seriously.
The angry Russian guy is my new favorite, he matches Bad Frank for brutish gravitas
Austrian troops cosplaying the Czechoslovak Legion
just wait to the end of the video
@@SpudgunOfficial I'm sorry for being too impatient, Spudgun-sama.
Good thing I'm not the only one who thought of the Czech legion when i saw this retreat
@@SpudgunOfficial What I want to know is if those troops actually were czech
Some of them. Not very many, but some
"I think I saw you get the gold medal in throwing" XD
Φίλε παίζεις Βικτόρια 2;
Please more with this game i cant get enough of the russian guy screaming at prussia
multi-province retreats are great i was losing a war in the americas and i retreated from the Yucatan Peninsula to Alaska, and then I lost that fight too, so then I retreated back to the Yucatan, where I had just landed some more men
As the Switzerland player, I'm really disappointed that you didn't mention how I did amazing and emerged as a great power shortly after
I didn't happen to catch any of it from my point of view
Prussia really should’ve been playing a small nation, like Belgium or Serbia
it was a bobo game, and they put one of the best offensive players against me on france
@@LotusVoiceActing The Chad OOS Lord vs Virgin Offensive Mastermind.
You literally micro'd nothing.
When I saw the sides I figured this was going to be a one sided war but boy I was not expecting that level of Prussian incompetence
being out of sync is one hell of a drug, can make the best player in the world into the worst at times
That Russia was hilarious.
*me listening to the Russian guy yelling*
I like your funny words magic man
When Bad Frank's on your side, you may win or you may lose, but either way it's gonna be a wild ride.
guys, i was out of sync so hard in that game, that i went back in sync for like one rehost, then back out again.
It's okay as long as you occupy Saxony. 😂🤘
aren't you the same guy that decided to invade Russia as China and lose half of your population because of if lol?
I absolutely love that Russian player. He's a treat every time he appears.
Frank to Prussia: “Let me put this in out of sync terms, mooove trooopes into franceee”
I don’t know how Prussia can be in a call with his allies in the war and literally ignore them the whole time and not help. Like, I wasn’t even in the game and I feel like I got scammed.
i wasnt ignoring them, i was just fucking slow, im not good at military
@@LotusVoiceActing ah np man, it just looked like that in the video. That was just a first impression thing I got from the video. I’m sure the more you play the better you will get. Take care
@@troystan5713 thanks, ive improved from this game, thats for sure, maybe youll see the jba mod, idk if he's been livestreaming that one lmao
Never been this early before, cant wait for ARCADIA!
Read the updates
Looool
IIRC, there was a similar pause before the final Muscovy episode.
@Usuário Sarcástico We're still excited though
Every one of BadFrank's lines is pure gold. I could listen to this man's insults for hours.
Man, can we have this guy on Russia all the time
2:27 "we need a coalition to make sparta take a shower"
most underrated quote
General Radetzky retreating into siberia like a chad for absolute no reason
One day (when I'm not chained to my desk studying anymore) I really hope I'll be able to join a game like this
Hello, Bernard department????
the russian guy is literally the czar behind the computer
Jesus christ, Bad frank is not GM material that's fo sure.
Bad Frank did nothing wrong
@@SpudgunOfficial Bad Frank is the most toxic man alive
@@SpudgunOfficial We both know the truth about frank. Cool guy, funny guy, but shit host, and often fucks the games.
Yes both of the above posts are true
to be fair, trying to host Vic2 multiplayer makes one toxic
Love all lf it
OOS Germany
Russian chad
Bernard chad too
Austrian bois deserting for a trip to yesenk
They actually went to a famous GULAG site in Magadan
Nah, Austria couldn't have won even if they hadn't done that dumb retreat. Austria just can't contend with Russia alone, and you have Ottomans and Prussia in the enemy camp in that war.
Bernard is the most powerful man in existence
The virgin weeb vs the chad Bernard
Now we know what the “Radetzky March” is about
Arcadia in dreams
Bad Frank is incredible this episode. He makes the video
That retreat is better than the French retreat in Bo's Vicky 2 game. Also I didn't realize I wanted the Tsar to give me a Shia Labeouf-style inspirational speech.
18:33 no its not, it is merely an out of sync recreation of Mao Zedong's long march.
Holy shit i just rando found you mah boi
I love Bad Frank
The Russian guy kills me, great humor, and reminds me of Misc from BG2 too!
That was a super bad host. "OH HE BROKE THE RULES? LOL I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE! HAHA I DIDN'T SEE IT! NOT MY PROBLEM!"
>cries and bitches for the ottomans to delete his troops
>"I dont care, the ruleset doesnt apply for bernard"
Bad Frank should change his name to Chad Frank
Spudgun on Friday is like medicine to me. Thank you spud
The Uk guy is like that uncle that never lets you forget stupid shit that you did as child, but also has some solid jokes
Man I don’t think I could play this game multiplayer if this is the kind of stuff you’d have to deal with
I do it so you don't have to
Jesus Christ at this point you might want to consider allowing multi province retreating just for the sake of game flow
Prussia: doesn't help in the war
Spudgun: Come on man, move your army here and help us defend, damn
Bad Frank: OH MY GOD PRUSSIA CAN YOU OCCUPY SAXONY SOME MORE PLEASE OH YES OCCUPY THEM THAT'LL WIN THE WAR 😂😂😂
Ха, Мэббисон.
These videos really are the highlight of the week.
Austria loses
Also his troops: *aight imma head out*
I remember that time when Braun's troops retreated through Germany to Russia and lost 900k troops.
Source: ua-cam.com/video/fV_K3MXJ1V0/v-deo.html at 10:00
FOR THE GLORY OF ALL ARCADIANS!
ARCADIA!!!!
I've told you a lot of times but i love your videos and i think this was was amazing especially the intro, maybe I'll be less busy one day and play with you guys :)
the multi province retreat from Romania to Siberia gets me every time
The Intro hyped me so much for this.
Legends say, those Austrian troops are still walking in the forests of the Siberia to this day.
Bernard is the anti-hero that this session deserved
I had a fever dream today thinking it had been 2 weeks since last Arcadia video, I think I'm going crazy
I knew I felt a disturbance in the force
Holy cow, Bad Frank is just obnoxious. I really struggle to listen to videos where he is a major part of it.
There’s so many funny shit in this video. Haven’t smiled like this in some time
i am less than a minute in the video and already crying from laughter!
Great video
That's the most toxic video you ever made, love it.
Edit: part 2 is even more toxic
21:52 *"OTTOMAN BLYAT"*
very good video
Is it coincidence that chad players appear on the Ottomans? We had Pierre with his massive navy and now we have Bernard
The few times they don't just get partitioned stand out and make them look like chads
@@SpudgunOfficial well, sometimes they declare war in 1836 against a common enemy with Russia, so that they can’t be partitioned
Frank used to have a anime profile pic
Wat I guess I should have expected the unexpected but he allready has a way to handle depression ALCHOHOL so I wouldnt expect him to use somthing else to deal with said depression.
This Chad Russia and Chad Bernard
God I wish bad Frank was back in spuds videos. He's comedy gold
I wish he'd stream, he's one of my favorite players in spuds videos.
tactical retreat boys we are holding the line in yevensk 2 years from now
You need to wear hazmat suit to watch this video to the end.
I love the Czar.
This was cool and a nice break from your American blood bath
Sparta was going to make that one multi province retreat count
Fuck multi-province reatreat! All my homies love multi-CONTINENTAL reatreat!
This Russian player is literally Dracula.
I vant to add your vargoal!
@@heronofalexandria91 Literally lmao.
Russian man needs to be a reoccurring character in all timelines
thanks spud
Yeet Friday here we go
Bernard the CHAD 😂😂
This Divergences of Darkness update looks a bit different.
it seems fun to play with you guys could i potentially join in i honestly do not know anyone else to play with is there a way to join you all for a game?
This Prussia needs a -2 speed I swear
''But you need to SYNC before you do it then'' - Russian guy from the american bloodbath :))
6:27 Switzerland finally joined in a war for once.
Frank is my favorite player.
> starts with Cold War music
😎
Боже, такого Царя точно храни!
is there an unofficial spudgun?
I absolutely love Spudgun's videos but holy moly, I'm about half way through this video and if I was in that game I guarantee I'd have left due to the absolute state of the bitching and moaning that goes on. We're one year in for christ sake, it's insufferable, I don't know how they do it.
Some people enjoy getting to witness it from the sidelines and laugh about it
epic gamer
19:22 I'm surprised that they weren't wiped out by the cold Siberia winter. It's worse than the winter that killed Napoleon's army.
26:44 I still have nightmares to this day
"Are we going to Asia?"
Katyusha starts playing at 4:45
i just read "long vic 2 story"