Clash of the Corn Cuties (Ep. 2) | Fantasy High

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  • @dimension20show
    @dimension20show  3 роки тому +5724

    Hope you all enjoyed getting Episode 2'd.

    • @jakenuernberger7709
      @jakenuernberger7709 3 роки тому +111

      Just started watching this today. I never realized how much I needed John Hughes inspired DnD in my life!

    • @realadamjim318
      @realadamjim318 3 роки тому +57

      Why are you here just as I start this campaign

    • @Luke_totally_luke
      @Luke_totally_luke 3 роки тому +66

      The end of this episode LITERALLY had me dying

    • @mategido
      @mategido 3 роки тому +31

      I just started watching and am so surprised at how good this is, I'm literally glued to the screen

    • @roryfollinpiano2161
      @roryfollinpiano2161 3 роки тому +6

      how are you here just as i started lol

  • @fortunomancy
    @fortunomancy 2 роки тому +6353

    Imagine how the game could have gone if everyone died in episode 2 and they had to play a bunch of new characters that all mysteriously missed the first day of school coming in to discover that a group of freshmen had all died in the cafeteria the day before

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +19

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @acrylicstains
      @acrylicstains Рік тому +232

      It'd be so funny ngl

    • @zachw566
      @zachw566 Рік тому +117

      I think they would have reshot the second episode if there was a TPK

    • @fuzenakuhei8223
      @fuzenakuhei8223 Рік тому +133

      Brennan probably would’ve had aguefort use chronomancy to revive them

    • @johnecoapollo7
      @johnecoapollo7 Рік тому +105

      Ehhh, they would have found a work-around. This isn't a live show. Don't get me wrong, this is not a diss I actually enjoy this being a more curated experience. There's real artistry in hiding where the DM is pushing a story as all good DMs know.

  • @ruddersailsstudios7401
    @ruddersailsstudios7401 2 роки тому +5920

    Start of this episode: Haha, whoops, we slipped on a table
    End of this episode: Everlasting mental trauma.

    • @tragictraveller
      @tragictraveller Рік тому +91

      that was one hell of a twist haha

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +7

      ‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Super1Dude
      @Super1Dude Рік тому +2

      So funny

    • @templin7
      @templin7 2 місяці тому +7

      Average DnD campaign, all jokes and giggles at the start, and by the end, everyone is going to need to see 3 different therapists.

    • @tr-st_me_bro2
      @tr-st_me_bro2 Місяць тому +3

      @@templin7 when I played my first oneshot I sacrificed my goblin son accidentally. Yes, traumatizing. No, I have not recovered since. RIP Bleebuse.

  • @littleleakyleakythere
    @littleleakyleakythere 6 років тому +3794

    "I'm pretty positive I had a corn stuffed animal when I was a ki-"
    "this is frightening and you're all frightened."

    • @poke2981
      @poke2981 6 років тому +21

      Being ki i wonder what that's like

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @owenaustrew8088
      @owenaustrew8088 3 місяці тому

      @@EEEEEEEEE

  • @millerlkme01
    @millerlkme01 2 роки тому +4979

    I still can’t get over the joke that no one could find the Rogue teacher.

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 5 років тому +22479

    Stole school property, had a panic attack and murdered a faculty member. Adaine is truly having the full high school experience.

    • @vcagande7998
      @vcagande7998 4 роки тому +549

      All in one day

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 4 роки тому +56

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @DaUziel
      @DaUziel 4 роки тому +389

      And worse, detention

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 4 роки тому +493

      @@DaUziel Detention is awful, the first (and only) time I had it, I asked if I could do my homework and the teacher in charge literally GROWLED at me "NO!" and I just fuckin' burst into tears because I was trying not to have a panic attack. He like, actually tries to calm me down and is like, "I'm joking, I'm joking! Of course you can do your homework!" but I'm just like, hyperventilating and shit. He kind of took pity on me and let all of us leave early bc we were quiet, but I am certain that it was bc I just actually had a panic attack.

    • @girlwithamic8021
      @girlwithamic8021 4 роки тому +140

      TheCatLadytm We’ve clearly had very different experiences with detention lol. My first(and so far, only) time in detention, I hadn’t even done anything that terrible And it was my first time so the teacher didn’t give me any crap. Heck, I kind of liked it... I get horrible sensory overload(and therefore, anxiety) in the cafeteria, but instead I got to work on a project and just chill.

  • @TheBpc01
    @TheBpc01 6 років тому +8871

    The way Brennan's eyes lit up when Murph asked if the Corn Monster's butthole was Goblin sized made my whole life worth living lol!

    • @Asfixian
      @Asfixian 6 років тому +427

      I had to leave the timestamp, just to save everyone's time: 45:40

    • @snackpack3787
      @snackpack3787 6 років тому +67

      @@Asfixian bless

    • @MrZAP17
      @MrZAP17 5 років тому +199

      It was like "What...? Oh. OH! YES! I want this to happen!"

    • @ethanrose9682
      @ethanrose9682 5 років тому +58

      @@Asfixian Oh god I clicked the timestamp and an add happened right as he said "butthole."
      "That brings us to Riz"
      "Cool, how big is this thing's butthole?" *Stops talking because ad*

    • @kanonhinson2924
      @kanonhinson2924 4 роки тому +141

      Brody C.
      Murph: is it goblin sized?
      Brennan:
      Murph:
      Brennan:
      Murph:
      Brennan: yes

  • @lucyalbaumann
    @lucyalbaumann 5 років тому +10476

    “HE JUST HAD A GUN-“ “THIS IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE ITS OUR FAULT- “WE NEED TO-“
    Brennan: 🙂

    • @TPRJones
      @TPRJones 4 роки тому +734

      This may be the first time I've ever seen someone's face and thought that the best word for the look just has to be "smug" but used in an entirely good way. I can't imagine anything he could have done better to save the PCs without making it feel like there were no consequences. Perfection.

    • @SoulSlugArts
      @SoulSlugArts 4 роки тому +63

      Its a dms job to be emotionless

    • @cait9896
      @cait9896 4 роки тому +527

      @@SoulSlugArts I disagree. A DM's job is to help ensure that everyone has a good time. That's exactly what he's doing, it's perfectly fine for him to be happy about it.

    • @SoulSlugArts
      @SoulSlugArts 4 роки тому +24

      @@cait9896 yeah that too

    • @kingkebo3960
      @kingkebo3960 3 роки тому +159

      @@SoulSlugArts absolutely wrong. It’s the DM’s job to be *unbiased* (most of the time.) Bringing emotion into the game is critical to immersion and world-building.

  • @derekberg8765
    @derekberg8765 3 роки тому +11240

    My biggest issue with this episode: Brennan keeps calling them Corn Gremlins when Cob-goblin was RIGHT THERE!

    • @jamiesmyth5965
      @jamiesmyth5965 2 роки тому +772

      Those are both wrong. They’re corn cuties

    • @bract62
      @bract62 2 роки тому +479

      Corn-Coblin

    • @methylenegrey
      @methylenegrey 2 роки тому +186

      The use of the term goblin as an insult is unsavory in dimension 20

    • @PieMan8522
      @PieMan8522 2 роки тому +90

      ​@@bract62 I would just say coblin

    • @jean-paulaudette9246
      @jean-paulaudette9246 2 роки тому

      Children of the cornhole.

  • @mlewis3871
    @mlewis3871 6 років тому +11272

    Their final boss should be an evil anthropomorphic table they have to jump on.

  • @leonmercury3732
    @leonmercury3732 3 роки тому +8973

    I love how Adine just woke up that day and chose violence. Trying to punch her sister, trying to punch her sister again, and just whacking the lunch lady with her own ladle.

    • @JG-on2wx
      @JG-on2wx 3 роки тому +290

      A regular first day of high school

    • @lord_lazy_147
      @lord_lazy_147 3 роки тому +123

      @@JG-on2wx as someone who becomes a freshman this year, im fucking terrified

    • @charliet.5123
      @charliet.5123 3 роки тому +173

      @@lord_lazy_147 don’t worry ladle whacking is a part of the experience

    • @lord_lazy_147
      @lord_lazy_147 3 роки тому +40

      @@charliet.5123 Obviously

    • @About37Hobos
      @About37Hobos 3 роки тому +5

      Thousandth like!

  • @flackbyte
    @flackbyte 6 років тому +6461

    I cannot be overstated how good Brennan is. At the beginning of the hour he did not know player characters would die. As soon as it happened he adapted it into a twist, saved the PCs and did all of that without removing the stakes from the narrative.

    • @chrisw3024
      @chrisw3024 5 років тому +345

      Yeeeeahhh.
      He definitely did a great job, no doubt. But it WAS his comment that kept Riz from destroying the page as soon as he found it while inside the corn ooze.
      Sooo, the PC deaths WERE sort of on him.

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 5 років тому +527

      @@chrisw3024 Yeah, but it was too un-RP of the character to just rip a clue into pieces, so he had to do a throw and see if his consciousness/personality would manifest

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 5 років тому +645

      Also, I know some stodgy DM types who would take their game so seriously that if someone asked, "Is his butthole goblin sized?", they'd just be like, "No, don't be ridiculous, now what are you actually doing?" But Brennan was like, "..... Yes.... YES IT IS, ROLL FOR ACROBATICS."

    • @RobertHartleyGM
      @RobertHartleyGM 4 роки тому +143

      @@chrisw3024 Yeah, and he also forgot that bless applies to death saves which could've saved them too.

    • @DarkDjim
      @DarkDjim 4 роки тому +273

      @@RobertHartleyGM It's also a Concentration spell and there were no Concentration checks. Not to mention a bunch of other rules irregularities, if you want to be pedantic about it. This is clearly playing fast and loose with the rules.

  • @jmpglol
    @jmpglol Рік тому +1502

    When Brian asked if the monsters butthole was Goblin sized, and Brennan just looked at him like it was the greatest idea he's ever heard was my favorite part of this episode

  • @snapshot8853
    @snapshot8853 5 років тому +3543

    Lunch lady made a whole speech with a broken jaw.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому +93

      And unconscious 😆

    • @stuarthutzler6670
      @stuarthutzler6670 4 роки тому +195

      My headcanon is that everything she said after the "Remember me as I was thing" was all in Adaine's head

  • @lizoliver3021
    @lizoliver3021 4 роки тому +3172

    brennan being angry that the players are calling the corn monstrosities "corn cuties" is the most accurate dungeon master thing ever

    • @wesfiji8548
      @wesfiji8548 3 роки тому +78

      Whenever you mock the little mob, just know, "The DM will remember this".

    • @ellicerslavic
      @ellicerslavic 3 роки тому +55

      His little 'I think they're spooky at the figurines summed it up xD

    • @cobaltsable1800
      @cobaltsable1800 Рік тому +7

      Jumanji Costco agrees with this sentiment

  • @lucyalbaumann
    @lucyalbaumann 5 років тому +6232

    Brennan: “Lunch lady is going to make another death saving throw” *looks up to Adaine*
    Adaine: 😦

    • @dungeonmasterofdoomsammi6309
      @dungeonmasterofdoomsammi6309 4 роки тому +271

      I was just thinking when she attacked the lunch lady "please declare non lethal, please!" If only

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +200

      Unfortunately she probably didn't know she could. Kind of cruel but it really makes the scene so...

    • @Maltor89
      @Maltor89 4 роки тому +59

      @@MorinehtarTheBlue oh she knows, she's been playing D&D with Brennan for a while now, home campaigns and such.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 роки тому +195

      @@Maltor89 The question is whether Adaine knows. I doubt a girl that have constant panic attacks is able to hold back when hitting someone that is threatening her life XD

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 4 роки тому +48

      @@Maltor89 But there were several basic things here that she wasn't aware of. Like she often asks which modifiers to add.

  • @thefallencreator2698
    @thefallencreator2698 2 роки тому +3025

    Adine: "SOMEONE IS FCKING DEAD!!"
    That detention professor: "Now, now... i'm sensing a lot of feelings here..."

  • @swolegolisopod7340
    @swolegolisopod7340 5 років тому +4646

    "I'm gonna die cause corn."
    "Yeah, that'll happen sometimes."
    I think this is everyone's dad trying to calm them down lmao

    • @cadenloar4747
      @cadenloar4747 3 роки тому +11

      Her dad is Johnny Spells

    • @bigblue3936
      @bigblue3936 3 роки тому +1

      @@cadenloar4747 Spoilers

    • @Tamtarter
      @Tamtarter 3 роки тому +14

      @@bigblue3936 I've only watched two episodes and it's pretty clear it's him. The voice and the motorbike

    • @drewwilliamforbush2927
      @drewwilliamforbush2927 3 роки тому +12

      @@Tamtarter oh obviously because there can only be ONE tiefling in this world that has a motorcycle. YeahNO

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tamtarter have you seen the rest of the episodes?

  • @rydertheashen1722
    @rydertheashen1722 6 років тому +2899

    "What's your stealth roll?"
    "18 plu... 26"
    Brennon "jesu- no.they don't see you"

    • @auughghghghgh
      @auughghghghgh 5 років тому +14

      Timestamp?

    • @oreocean2783
      @oreocean2783 5 років тому +42

      29:15

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 5 років тому +101

      he literally attacks them and goes under a table in front of them LMAO

    • @damin6283
      @damin6283 4 роки тому +13

      *8 plus 18, 26*

    • @damin6283
      @damin6283 4 роки тому +2

      Just had to add.

  • @liyre4189
    @liyre4189 2 роки тому +5891

    This isn't even funny but I love how they're all wearing button up shirts but completely different vibes

    • @chuckle5253
      @chuckle5253 2 роки тому +375

      "this isn't even funny" it's freaking hilarious

    • @ADHDCoffeedrinker
      @ADHDCoffeedrinker 2 роки тому +235

      Holy corn, I just noticed that and it makes it that much funnier

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 2 роки тому +256

      thank you for this information, this has objectively enhanced the quality of this episode for me

    • @beeliever123
      @beeliever123 2 роки тому +88

      This is my second time rewatching the series and I never noticed that. I'm experimenting this episode in a whole new light.

    • @noahnastovich4534
      @noahnastovich4534 Рік тому +21

      HAJDKSKFJJSKSK I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE that's so fucking funny

  • @ParanoidYoshi
    @ParanoidYoshi 2 роки тому +2095

    With the benefit of years of hindsight, this really was a bunch of inexperienced kids f'ing around and finding out. High school freshmen was a really great choice for the group's first foray

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +1

      E

    • @theterravision8111
      @theterravision8111 Рік тому +68

      No they really fucked around and found out 🤣🤣🤣💀 wasted time by jumping on tables and ish

  • @orionsbonk
    @orionsbonk 3 роки тому +3607

    upon rewatch, brennan desparately trying to convince the party of the gremlins' true danger is hilarious. theyre like foaming at the mouth, fully hitting to kill, and the party is like "aw! lil baby boy!"

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 2 роки тому +170

      As a DM of ~30 years, I can confidently say that happens whenever you least expect it. I am surprised none of them tried to befriend one though.

    • @marcelorojasvargas
      @marcelorojasvargas 2 роки тому

      @@nvfury13 I mean... They attempted diplomacy with the giant blob and convinced a corn-cutie to attack an ally. That counts, right?

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 роки тому +51

      I feel like the corn gremlins have the same issue as cats, but for the gremlins it's just an advantage in the fight, while most of the time for cats it's hugely embarrassing. (for my cats, at least!)

    • @DustyStarrs
      @DustyStarrs 2 роки тому +1

      yeah lol

    • @mindhackz
      @mindhackz 2 роки тому +35

      @@nvfury13 Murph and Emily had been playing for 2 or 3 years with Brennan before that as I recall, so they knew it was a dangerous encounter but Murph has stated before that he did not want to be a backseat PC and tell people how to play so he just let things unfold with the occasional "Pay attention gang :D" As stated in his Adventuring Academy talk with Brennan about this session.

  • @liamloudermilk7753
    @liamloudermilk7753 5 років тому +3324

    This took a turn from "Breakfast Club" into "Goblin Slayer" real fast.

    • @DemonHippo266
      @DemonHippo266 3 роки тому +226

      Don't you mean.....Coblin Slayer? Yeah I know, 2 years late. I'll show myself out

    • @kingarthur6376
      @kingarthur6376 3 роки тому +68

      Omfg I'm dying!I
      Just like Gorgug

    • @lorenzodocx4021
      @lorenzodocx4021 3 роки тому +15

      @@kingarthur6376 Too soon ;)

    • @Why_wereyoubore
      @Why_wereyoubore 3 роки тому +18

      I’m not going to lie would you I’m really loving how shit went real dark and depressing

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 3 роки тому +11

      and then whiplashed back into Monty Phython just near the end

  • @_Diego_
    @_Diego_ 6 років тому +7763

    Brennan is on another level. I love how the cast looks genuinely engaged whenever he talks and breathes life into the story. Keep up the quality content College humor!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 6 років тому +3

      I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest UA-camr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear Jorquer

    • @GigiTheWaitress
      @GigiTheWaitress 6 років тому +4

      I know I love it!!!

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 років тому +72

      Actors make DnD soo much better than the rest of us awkward nerds lol

    • @helpmepleaseiamlost
      @helpmepleaseiamlost 5 років тому +9

      AxxL wtf lol

    • @luciawdfg
      @luciawdfg 4 роки тому

      no space

  • @erroneousfax9351
    @erroneousfax9351 2 роки тому +2996

    Emily’s quiet “Animal handling?” While Brennan tries to decide what skill Murph should roll for getting up the blobs ass will probably be the funniest line ever on Dimension 20 history

  • @STRYDERMANN
    @STRYDERMANN 3 роки тому +3567

    Love how applebees straight up Han Solo'd her god.
    I love you
    "I know"

    • @CinnaDmon
      @CinnaDmon 2 роки тому +40

      Ikr 🤣 At least tell her you love her back

    • @BlitzedPort
      @BlitzedPort 2 роки тому +10

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Sharpie2ish
      @Sharpie2ish 2 роки тому +31

      I also love that a room full of nerds didn't catch it immediately. First place my head went was "Han Solo!" Lol

  • @stan_nonna
    @stan_nonna 5 років тому +1847

    “Adaine, you’re covered in blood; Riz, you’re covered in corn” ... I don’t know why but that line just sent me

  • @sebastiancarrascal9769
    @sebastiancarrascal9769 3 роки тому +2428

    Underrated Brennan:
    Adaine, you're covered in blood
    Riz, you're covered in corn

  • @fredrickcuriosity6368
    @fredrickcuriosity6368 Рік тому +615

    My headcannon is that just before they enter the lunchroom, the janitor freshly mopped the floors explaining why everyone keeps slipping trying to get onto the tables

    • @benjaminangel5601
      @benjaminangel5601 7 місяців тому +11

      What about principal Aguefort’s headcannon?

    • @felwalkr_94
      @felwalkr_94 2 місяці тому +3

      @@benjaminangel5601 (chuckling while shaking head) ohohohohoho nohohoho…😂

  • @aldar8240
    @aldar8240 3 роки тому +6755

    the fight was probably designed to be a neat miniboss to get everyone used to combat, but it went *so poorly* for the group that brennan was forced to improv in the aguefort scene

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 3 роки тому +1515

      Oh yeah no brennan revealed later that aguefort was supposed to be a mentor/teacher to the party to be a great ally, but then 2 people died so he had to improvise to prevent a tpk.

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 3 роки тому +618

      I think it might be because I’m a terrible dm, but every first mini boss I design is almost a tpk and then I have to improvise a rescue. I always over estimate the PCs the first time around.

    • @BigPurpleCarrot
      @BigPurpleCarrot 3 роки тому +623

      @@LostApotheosis You're not terrible, first level is really unpredictable due to low hp

    • @ExtraCarnex
      @ExtraCarnex 3 роки тому +449

      @@LostApotheosis It also really doesnt help that in this case as with many others, people just didnt take it seriously and so when they went in they ended up getting killed because they just thought it would be fine.

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 3 роки тому +270

      @@ExtraCarnex to be fair I don’t run over serious games, and this is a game on a comedy channel. I don’t really think they were messing around more than was warranted anyway. I think it more comes down to them being inexperienced players.

  • @johnnymitchellcollier
    @johnnymitchellcollier 4 роки тому +2502

    Brennan: Corn gremlin.
    Everyone: Corn Cutie!
    Brennan: *internal rage intensifies*

    • @anasexualmeatbag2979
      @anasexualmeatbag2979 3 роки тому +42

      “It’s SCARY!”

    • @icyleamon
      @icyleamon 3 роки тому +33

      AND THEN HE FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE

    • @not_zippy
      @not_zippy 3 роки тому +13

      If you don’t actively try to mess with the DM just enough for it to be mildly frustrating, are you even playing DnD?

    • @phobiawitch835
      @phobiawitch835 3 роки тому +3

      @@not_zippy Can say this is the truth. I messed up my DM’s Boss Fight on Monday night by casting Silence Twice in different spots to make it so the two mage bosses didn’t get a chance to use magic much. Since in PF, they get no save against it unless I target them or their items with the spell.

    • @SithBunny1
      @SithBunny1 2 роки тому

      This was all Emily's fault, you know that.

  • @codasinger5298
    @codasinger5298 3 роки тому +3088

    Aguefort: *Sips tea*
    Rizz: "A student is dead!"
    Aguefort: (ಠ_ಠ)

    • @danielpuljic8444
      @danielpuljic8444 3 роки тому +103

      C O N C E R N

    • @spilled_angel
      @spilled_angel 3 роки тому +113

      Also Aguefort : welp, suicide it is !

    • @coldfrost3
      @coldfrost3 3 роки тому +72

      @@spilled_angel well he solved the dead student problem didn't he

    • @SRaburrido
      @SRaburrido 2 роки тому +60

      @@danielpuljic8444 C O R N C E R N.

  • @debbiedowner6713
    @debbiedowner6713 2 роки тому +1344

    I think the best thing about Brennan, is that he can go from a in-depth double suicide that’s extremely shocking, and out of nowhere, to suddenly being like “Ok. Everyone’s alive, full health, let’s keep going.”

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 10 місяців тому +25

      The man is a master class in tone whiplash.

    • @judysm95
      @judysm95 10 місяців тому +43

      Think that’s a murder suicide, counselor was definitely not on board lol.

  • @ILikedGooglePlus
    @ILikedGooglePlus 6 років тому +2477

    Yo whatever you guys pay Brennan it's not enough

    • @williamphillips6069
      @williamphillips6069 6 років тому +106

      They pay him by letting him do this

    • @MrsSnowBtw
      @MrsSnowBtw 6 років тому +59

      @@williamphillips6069 i would pay money to do this

    • @snakanter
      @snakanter 5 років тому +37

      Eh... I think he's having a lot of fun. Maybe too much fun.

    • @cyrus6461
      @cyrus6461 5 років тому +15

      Brennan is best DM.

    • @JC-ln6on
      @JC-ln6on 5 років тому +4

      PSX Xyrus - You’re just TRYING to start a fight.

  • @mikemayor8954
    @mikemayor8954 5 років тому +5981

    no one is talking about the murder-suicide that clearly just happened and I feel insane

    • @Hyena_Heckler
      @Hyena_Heckler 4 роки тому +643

      I had no idea what you fucking meant for the entire video until I got to that part, I'm in shock.

    • @Jase14B
      @Jase14B 4 роки тому +319

      Illusive[Brick] "A life for a life". From what I understood, he killed mr gibbons and himself so that kristen and gorgog could live... a sad end to their lives...

    • @VampireHeart518
      @VampireHeart518 3 роки тому +139

      Yeah this baffling, hilarious, violent, gross ridiculousness mindfuck of a battle is straight outta Rick&Morty :)))
      I was in shock by the end, my face crashed and my body couldn't contain the explosive cocktail of my feelings

    • @camanthabamtha
      @camanthabamtha 3 роки тому +89

      a life for a life and then BLAM BLAM g o d I was surprised as hell

    • @stitch62651
      @stitch62651 3 роки тому +222

      @@Jase14B Not just that but Mr. Gibbons clearly had no idea what was going to happen, so he just straight up murdered the dude.

  • @yourewrong154
    @yourewrong154 4 роки тому +4146

    Revivify: Exists as a 3rd level spell
    Principal Aguefort: Murder-suicide it is!

    • @husky2365
      @husky2365 4 роки тому +463

      Little late but revivify has to be cast within the minute of death. I know in battle they were still in rounds, but after I think he was just using them for organization. Since I don't think yelling at the counselor, running to get the principle, have a short convo, grabbing some stuff and running back to the cafeteria could be done in one minute. You'd be looking at resurrection with is a 7th level spell/level 13 cleric/bard and you'd have to have it prepared or known in the one slot to boot.
      Murder-Suicide seemed way better though and props for the improvisation! :D

    • @ParadoxicWasHere
      @ParadoxicWasHere 4 роки тому +164

      @@husky2365 Minor correction 'Raise Dead' is available at 5th level

    • @Gabe413
      @Gabe413 3 роки тому +15

      @@husky2365 yuck thats why i dont play table top games

    • @poggies7639
      @poggies7639 3 роки тому +18

      @@husky2365 i think there’s actually a fifth level that can do it too but I can’t remember which one it was off the top of my head

    • @husky2365
      @husky2365 3 роки тому +39

      @@poggies7639 @blacklightparadox true, I forgot there is raise dead (5th level spell) but the lowest level able to cast is 9th in the class, and you'd still have to have it prepared or known before hand. So they'd still need to find someone who fits both those criteria. At that point too, they could potentially use raise dead/resurrection on the teachers if they found 9/13th level divine casters.

  • @xaviertullis4804
    @xaviertullis4804 Рік тому +553

    The fact that Brennan either improvised or moved up the death of Aguefort is literally the craziest DM moment I have ever heard. Phenomenal storytelling and insane improv.

    • @nicholasholladay-elser7307
      @nicholasholladay-elser7307 10 місяців тому

      I think he was planned to die at some point, as he was already drinking poisoned tea, but was hastened by the the PC deaths.

  • @j.j1916
    @j.j1916 4 роки тому +3713

    1st episode: aww, they're all in detention haha! cant wait to see where their relationships develop and their character dynamics! they're all so quirky!
    2nd episode: murder suicide. everybody's dead. gorgug the big softie and kristen the corn hippie is gone forever. trust no one..

    • @intothemaetrix9567
      @intothemaetrix9567 4 роки тому +182

      Gorgug was my favorite character this isn’t fair

    • @Art-enjoyer_Fern
      @Art-enjoyer_Fern 3 роки тому +122

      Dude but he's alive now. R.i.p. to the teacher principal and Doreen dude really just killed someone else and himself without even blinking WHAT THE HECK I-

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 3 роки тому +73

      @@intothemaetrix9567 I was gonna cry lol. He literally just went there to make friends.

    • @The.One.True.B
      @The.One.True.B 3 роки тому +37

      @@DaniMol you must hate DBZ lol

    • @andyrussell6662
      @andyrussell6662 3 роки тому +16

      @@DaniMol right? I thought when he pulled out the Phoenix orb it would bring them back to life, but at a great cost.
      Or only bring back one. Not both.
      My DM back in the day would never bring you back, fully. If ever at all. But I still love this campaign!

  • @aniskid
    @aniskid 6 років тому +3371

    So..
    1st ep : Generic Highschool Movie.
    2nd ep : Fucked up Survival Horror Game.
    Man, I can't wait for the 3rd episode!

    • @yam3946
      @yam3946 6 років тому +43

      EVERYONE DIED HELP!

    • @lincolnsnewaccount41
      @lincolnsnewaccount41 5 років тому +17

      And dont forget it has high elements of fantasy in ep 2 and ep 1

    • @LordArkaine
      @LordArkaine 5 років тому +34

      So far it reminds me of that show The Magicians. Fantasy school, messed up bad guys, teens dying, modern wizard dialogue. I can totally see Margo saying "Everyone's dead get the **** in here!" and other lines.

    • @mrmcawesome9746
      @mrmcawesome9746 5 років тому +18

      Yeah, it's The Magicians turned up to 11. In the show the principal gets his hands messed up and goes blind, here he fucking shoots himself.

    • @ShadowCurito
      @ShadowCurito 5 років тому +2

      Ikr

  • @CosmicNebula444
    @CosmicNebula444 6 років тому +1404

    The most innocent character in this group magically steals a ladle out of a possessed lunch lady's hand, bashes her over the head with it, breaks her jaw, cracks her skull with blood everywhere and knocks her out.
    This is why I love DND

    • @SmileFIN
      @SmileFIN 6 років тому +150

      All that while the possessed lunch lady was just an old woman who tripped on her own feet, bashed her head against a table and tried to get up

    • @danielhofer3172
      @danielhofer3172 6 років тому +31

      I think the fight would have been over if they destroyed the lunch lady's ladle. Because it's the source of her power.

    • @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491
      @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491 6 років тому +37

      Knocks her out? More like brutally killed 😆

    • @MRQURPLA5991
      @MRQURPLA5991 6 років тому +53

      the absolute best part of all that is...siobhan didn't intend to any of that lol DnD needs to become a household standard so we can all have our murder nice lunch lady by accident, and remain brutally haunted moment

    • @tomkelly00
      @tomkelly00 6 років тому +14

      @@danielhofer3172 but the monster didn't die until after that scroll was destroyed and that was after lunch lady was out of the picture

  • @deitytypo
    @deitytypo Рік тому +552

    "Now comes a moment as a dungeon master where I have to consider what associated skill check is involved with jumping up a corn blob's butt hole." IM IN TEARS

    • @GallifreyKnight
      @GallifreyKnight 9 місяців тому +7

      I'm glad to know that this was previously uncharted territory.

  • @snakanter
    @snakanter 5 років тому +954

    RIP Doreen. She died as she lived. A lunch lady.

  • @RetroFlect
    @RetroFlect 4 роки тому +2957

    For real though, Kristen's arc of 'converting' all these troubled youths to Hellio, her being so blessed in battle that it does turn them, but then her having to teach them the actual meaning of being good is a hella dope storyline

    • @margaretwalters6757
      @margaretwalters6757 3 роки тому +69

      In my last campaign, I played a cleric that got introduced to the party by coming up to them in the streets of a very shady pirate town and giving them flyers, saying “have you heard of our lord and savior Astolan?”

    • @ljubomirjuraj9658
      @ljubomirjuraj9658 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah forcing your religion on others is super cool. You gross wierdos

    • @nitrogenbubbles4555
      @nitrogenbubbles4555 3 роки тому +55

      @@ljubomirjuraj9658 the part they were highlighting as being cool, was not the forcing of the religion onto them, but actually showing how just because they had the religion in their lives didn't make them good, and helping bringing them to the light was something more and different. Which is arguably an anti-religious outlook.

    • @seriousbusiness47
      @seriousbusiness47 3 роки тому +38

      @@ljubomirjuraj9658 it's a role-playing game you weirdo

    • @maxwellorryn3380
      @maxwellorryn3380 3 роки тому +15

      @@ljubomirjuraj9658 go be unfun somewhere else

  • @ompatel187
    @ompatel187 3 роки тому +2507

    Murph is the only one who knows what he’s doing in this fight. Everyone is jumping over table and calling them cuties. Riz just goes “I’m gonna jump up the ass of a corn monster and kill it from the inside”

    • @kevinomalley1090
      @kevinomalley1090 3 роки тому +157

      Yup. The old "corn shoggoth anus intrusion." Cornerstone of any good battle strategy.

    • @SithBunny1
      @SithBunny1 2 роки тому +66

      I also love how he's instantly shutting down the others trying to hold him into dumb stuff. True GM experience there.

    • @brianmorton9419
      @brianmorton9419 2 роки тому +95

      He literally dove into the monster’s ass and still wound up being one of two people standing

    • @downtherabbithole8325
      @downtherabbithole8325 2 роки тому +14

      But Riz didn't tear up the paper so the situation continued

    • @ompatel187
      @ompatel187 2 роки тому +41

      @@downtherabbithole8325 i mean, he’s not the parties wizard, recognizing the arcane source of something shouldn’t be his job

  • @spaghettikat1964
    @spaghettikat1964 2 роки тому +1297

    I've been wanting to start Dimension 20 so long and absolutely nothing in this universe could have prepared me for the end of this episode

    • @cedargrey4265
      @cedargrey4265 Рік тому +66

      Yeah same - I've heard nothing but awesome things and finally had some time to check them out and just holy shit - never saw that ending coming!
      I can't wait to watch the rest of this

    • @margaridabaptista3712
      @margaridabaptista3712 Рік тому +46

      "it's john hughes meets high fantasy" JOHN HUGHES NEVER HAD A PLOT TWIST MURDER SUICIDE IN HIS TEEN MOVIES!! 😂

    • @izikavazo
      @izikavazo Рік тому +9

      Me too. And I think I've seen that clip before, but it still knocked me on my ass.

    • @shimmyking4
      @shimmyking4 Рік тому +38

      take this with a grain of salt but if memory serves Brennen pulled the whole scene out of his ass because he wasn't expecting anyone in the group to actually die

    • @jeanocasio5432
      @jeanocasio5432 Рік тому

      That sounds very likely lol@@shimmyking4

  • @how2addandfriends473
    @how2addandfriends473 4 роки тому +1400

    "I kill myself?" Was an excellent followup to that final moment.

    • @KatzIzzbored
      @KatzIzzbored 3 роки тому +39

      Really makes you think how convicted DnD toons are to the party cause that they're just absorbing life threatening amounts of trauma between long rests and waking up every morning just fine.

  • @lillianb8762
    @lillianb8762 4 роки тому +877

    Public perception: And the dungeon master has all the players under his sway, making them do unthinkable...
    Reality: I HOPE I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING AS A DUNGEON MASTER TO MAKE YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO JUMP ONTO TABLES

  • @ouroboser
    @ouroboser 3 роки тому +1797

    I love how Brennan starts like “stop calling the corn gremlins cuties, they’re scary!!!” and by the end of the episode he also is calling them Corn Cuties

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 2 роки тому +51

      The tables were doing more damage.

    • @sundae_z
      @sundae_z 2 роки тому +52

      The worst enemy of every D&D player: ...inanimate objects.

    • @Roe97
      @Roe97 2 роки тому +23

      This group and Brennan are the definition of “if you can’t beat em join em” in the best way possible

  • @bennyfarbstein
    @bennyfarbstein 2 роки тому +706

    45:45
    You can see the exact moment Brennan thinks to himself “this was not the size I originally had it but I’m not going to stop this from happening”

  • @Boi5219
    @Boi5219 3 роки тому +2100

    Some tips for future and current DMs:
    If you want to make the players feel awesome have them fight a single big enemy
    If you want players to get fucked up make them fight many small things

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 2 роки тому +30

      Very true

    • @mitchellbelford8011
      @mitchellbelford8011 2 роки тому +89

      Attrition is the enemy of all dnd characters haha

    • @lemnlyme
      @lemnlyme 2 роки тому +47

      especially if you’re starting at level one 🤣

    • @happytimesonlines
      @happytimesonlines 2 роки тому +30

      I am about to dm a campaign with all my players not even playing once before so this is gonna be more chaotic than normal

    • @AJ-vr9hf
      @AJ-vr9hf 2 роки тому

      If you want to make everyone die, put a big enemy behind a horde.

  • @Vezan6079
    @Vezan6079 3 роки тому +2527

    When he said:
    P: "A life for a life, ay Mr Gibbons?"
    G: "I'm sorry what?"
    DM: *The principal pulls out a gun and shoots Mr Gibbons in the head.*
    I felt that

    • @YardenAkin
      @YardenAkin 3 роки тому +270

      So did Mr Gibbons

    • @fish-froggs2662
      @fish-froggs2662 2 роки тому +10

      why did you feel that

    • @heavens.sorrow
      @heavens.sorrow 2 роки тому +74

      @@fish-froggs2662 Idk, personally it just went in one ear and out the other. Actually, I might have felt that.

    • @jimmyifyoustillthisiwillde1017
      @jimmyifyoustillthisiwillde1017 2 роки тому +56

      I was literally almost asleep, then Brennan said that, and I'm still shook.

    • @rheegret8405
      @rheegret8405 2 роки тому +23

      When revivify just don't cut it.

  • @RyanBeard
    @RyanBeard 6 років тому +2065

    This show is without a doubt my favorite content I’m watching right now. Amazing production value. Incredible improvisation. Compelling storytelling and mystery. Likable cast. I wouldn’t change a thing. And I’m a really critical person.

    • @miguelvasquez3064
      @miguelvasquez3064 6 років тому +49

      Ryan Beard the dm really makes the world come alive. i never got into critical role but this group got me hooked on their adventures!

    • @TheBendejo
      @TheBendejo 6 років тому +14

      Seconded. Show came out of nowhere and beats out everything else I was paying attention to.

    • @raccoonbunny6669
      @raccoonbunny6669 6 років тому +12

      Literally, I haven't killed myself because I want to watch this series.

    • @RyanBeard
      @RyanBeard 6 років тому +9

      Michelle C I’m not quite at that level yet, but whatever keeps you going I guess!

    • @z01jh4r
      @z01jh4r 6 років тому +5

      Yeah, CH shut up and take my money! Although smh i snot available in Canada =(

  • @IcyKing0302
    @IcyKing0302 Рік тому +1259

    The reason why the group has such a hard time fighting is because the healer keeps running into fights and it is hilarious

    • @eisaalmazrouei1310
      @eisaalmazrouei1310 Рік тому +144

      also level 1 means the healer cant even heal xD 1 cure wounds and 1 bless, done!

    • @IcyKing0302
      @IcyKing0302 Рік тому +13

      Such a contribution to the team! xD

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 Рік тому +60

      It was also the fsct Brennan kept making them roll for things they didn't have too and not being able to use their whole turns properly. Like making her make a check to pick up her staff and that take up her action. When it should only cost half her movement and not be any check.
      Also not telling players what their own spells and abilities do so they waste turns.

    • @IcyKing0302
      @IcyKing0302 Рік тому +22

      @@Noobie2k7 true but it was more fun tbh

    • @ZombieMonkey7
      @ZombieMonkey7 Рік тому +50

      @@IcyKing0302 Is it? I wouldn't really classify not being able to do even the most mundane of activities while wasting your turn as fun. I'm only watching Fantasy High after A Crown of Candy and The Unsleeping City and for sure Brennan clearly learned from this and doesn't make any of the PCs roll for pointless checks.

  • @moistnar
    @moistnar 3 роки тому +1240

    Fabian's reaction to the murder suicide might be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Just the absolute disbelief and barely held back giggle fit is amazing

    • @lascrannon
      @lascrannon 2 роки тому +69

      Fig: This is gonna look like it's our fault!
      Applebees: He had a gun?
      Fabian: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @darkqupid
      @darkqupid 2 роки тому +1

      I NEED THE TIMESTAMP MH SISTER CHANGED THE VID AND I WAS ON THAT PART

    • @yourneighborhoodblerd4949
      @yourneighborhoodblerd4949 2 роки тому +2

      @@darkqupid 1:26:13

    • @cake_made_of_bacon3710
      @cake_made_of_bacon3710 2 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure he had tears in his eyes

  • @flashcrash5687
    @flashcrash5687 6 років тому +1575

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    Zac is bac

    • @nikhilbhavani981
      @nikhilbhavani981 6 років тому +9

      flashcrash ...hold onto that

    • @dropout
      @dropout 6 років тому +250

      my nam is zac
      i am a guy
      You know what, no, I'm not doing this.

    • @flashcrash5687
      @flashcrash5687 6 років тому +2

      @@dropout nice

    • @Pbdave1092
      @Pbdave1092 6 років тому +6

      Hi this isn't Zac from College Humor....

    • @Riptide-vx7jw
      @Riptide-vx7jw 6 років тому +3

      @@dropout you and the cast are amazing doing this, I love you guys. I would also like to know if there is a tabletop guide for this game, I would love to play this at my club in school

  • @Z.A.N.E
    @Z.A.N.E 5 років тому +2146

    Fig's Dad: "What's wrong wit' cha?"
    Fig: "Oh, I'm gonna die, 'cause corn."
    Me: I'm using that.

  • @josephkwiatkowski2735
    @josephkwiatkowski2735 Рік тому +207

    Lou just completely losing his shit and breaking character at the end was amazing. The “what the fuck did you just do?” Was chefs kiss perfect

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast Рік тому +13

      To be fair that could also be in character :D

  • @michaelward4256
    @michaelward4256 6 років тому +993

    "I'm sorry what"
    BANG

    • @acetronautinspace_acm
      @acetronautinspace_acm 5 років тому +56

      And the tables turned... which is probably why no one could land on them

  • @wrathfuelled
    @wrathfuelled 3 роки тому +1540

    Bruh Adaine really used friends on every enemy except the only human, who she killed

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 2 роки тому +105

      the barbarian also forgot RAGE
      but i think they're super new, so it's passable

    • @rachelmckay5006
      @rachelmckay5006 2 роки тому +212

      @@thelastcube. no he actually I think used his rage the episode before! To punch a guy who punched him

    • @charlottenelken
      @charlottenelken 2 роки тому +61

      @@rachelmckay5006 Barbarians start up at level 1 with two rages, so he should still have been able to rage. Ah well!

    • @dookiecyoj
      @dookiecyoj 2 роки тому +112

      @@charlottenelken brennan mentioned that fantasy high was the first time that he dm'd 5e and the rules were changed for the first time in 5e so that barbarians had 2 rages. he didn't realize gorgug could rage again until after the battle :) (not sure where he mentioned it though, might've been one of the adventuring parties)

    • @charlottenelken
      @charlottenelken 2 роки тому +13

      yeah, I knew they all started with 5e for Fantasy High, including Brennan, and I actually watched that Adventuring Party video a few days ago - it wasn't meant as a dunk on anyone, just pinpointing a rule! :D

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 5 років тому +983

    I love how everyone freaks out that the goblin has a gun when there’s two guys with bladed implements while the others can literally shoot bolts of magic from their hands.

    • @plat4234
      @plat4234 4 роки тому +97

      I mean to be fair as shown by the end of the episode, guns have the power to kill during cutscenes.

    • @courtjester6375
      @courtjester6375 4 роки тому +86

      Listen, listen. He had a GLOCK in school. A fuckin' GLOCK.
      And the question is, why the hell did the faculty not search his suspicious briefcase??

    • @katieronnie5741
      @katieronnie5741 4 роки тому +32

      @@courtjester6375 but was he wearing a trenchcoat? Otherwise it's just being professiona

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 4 роки тому +67

      It is an adventurer school. So adventurer weapons are expected. But it's also a school, so guns are... also expected.

    • @absolutcabbagery3661
      @absolutcabbagery3661 4 роки тому +18

      Yea but a gun is the ultimate dangerous thing to have, the other ones you really gotta mean it but anyone can hit the shoot button on a gun and do a kill

  • @josephwashington2096
    @josephwashington2096 3 роки тому +484

    Lunch Lady Doreen's final failed death saving throw and her speech to Adaine is fucking legendary. Amazing.

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 4 роки тому +866

    I would have thought Gorgun would've stayed dead if not for the fact that four hours ago I saw a compilation of him asking varying individuals if they were his dad

    • @sandapanda4975
      @sandapanda4975 4 роки тому +60

      Dude same that's how i found this haha

    • @gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101
      @gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101 3 роки тому +42

      Let's not forget the ridiculously hilarious scene where he thinks he may be his own dad

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 3 роки тому +3

      He also only made two saving throws against death, so he shouldn't have died. I think?

    • @costcosfinest4763
      @costcosfinest4763 3 роки тому +19

      @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo he got a nat 1 on one of them, which counts as two failures

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 3 роки тому +3

      @@costcosfinest4763 ahh, im not as familiar with 5E

  • @MystLunarabne
    @MystLunarabne 5 років тому +3843

    Alternate Title: Ball's Deep in the Cornhole
    (Yes, the apostrophe is there on purpose)

  • @connortremblay1259
    @connortremblay1259 3 роки тому +1871

    Oh man, when Brennan told them that the corn monster was almost dead and they were basically surrounding it, but instead of attacking everybody did basically anything else, and the corn monster was able to get back to full health. That was kinda painful. The consequence of a murder-suicide made it all worth it though.

    • @videomatrix12
      @videomatrix12 2 роки тому +120

      Honestly I was getting kind of annoyed by that. It's like just finish the thing off

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 2 роки тому +145

      all of them but Murphy were new i think

    • @thecamillarose9806
      @thecamillarose9806 2 роки тому +153

      They're all learning

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 2 роки тому +22

      @@videomatrix12 yea. honestly this is kinda the reason I listen to these things in the background. because ppl often do stupid thing that annoy me. I'm more of a min max person, so its' hard to find enjoyment when the consequences get real

    • @anatubaraox
      @anatubaraox Рік тому +127

      @@videomatrix12 i honestly think that doing the stupid shit made it all the more fun

  • @ssunnyshine919
    @ssunnyshine919 Рік тому +190

    "What's your armor class?"
    "12"
    "12! Oh that's not good :D"
    God I love Brennan he's just so goofy

  • @PatrickHaeslerMusic
    @PatrickHaeslerMusic 5 років тому +925

    Ally, out of nowhere: "This is awesome"
    They are so sweet omg.

  • @spencerj
    @spencerj 3 роки тому +695

    I appreciate the correction of guitar to "bass guitar". I know they're role playing, but that is *absolutely* the kind of correction a bassist would make

    • @Someonesfallenapple
      @Someonesfallenapple Рік тому +45

      As a bassist I can confirm this was 100% accurate. Guitars get all the recognition :(

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 Рік тому +5

      As a guy who learned guitar for a while but haven’t practiced in a while, I actually agree that bass is very different in a very cool way.

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 6 місяців тому

      "i know they're roleplaying, but"? yeah, she said it BECAUSE she's roleplaying a bassist

  • @CroomTM
    @CroomTM 6 років тому +503

    Please let the final boss be a table, not a magic or monster table,but just a regular lunch table that they have to jump over

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 6 років тому +25

      For most groups it's doors that pose the biggest threat. These guys mixed it up by having it be a door, otherwise known as a Horizontal door with chairs.

  • @najinea08
    @najinea08 Рік тому +394

    Lou being "What the fuck is happening?! What did you just do??" in the end is everything. 01:26:39

    • @DuncanDisordely
      @DuncanDisordely Рік тому +22

      Ally: He just had a gun?!
      Murph: We got to go guys!!
      Brennan: 🙂

  • @musicismylife1881
    @musicismylife1881 4 роки тому +828

    im going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun i found

    • @starfrog1999
      @starfrog1999 3 роки тому +39

      actually, the strongest form of magic is chronomancy, so maybe it'd be better to use that power

    • @thianweideman470
      @thianweideman470 3 роки тому +1

      Russian Badger meme?

    • @homeofsapiens5783
      @homeofsapiens5783 3 роки тому +1

      And I'm all out of friendship, so pew pew bitches

    • @thianweideman470
      @thianweideman470 3 роки тому

      @@homeofsapiens5783 pew pew indeed

  • @zackmiramontez8772
    @zackmiramontez8772 6 років тому +1542

    I was skeptical of this when they announced it but once I gave it a shot I was hooked for 3 damn hours and now I want to play DnD

    • @dropout
      @dropout 6 років тому +353

      Welcome to the nerd side.

    • @zackmiramontez8772
      @zackmiramontez8772 6 років тому +36

      @@dropout I love it so much. Thank you guys for all the videos.
      Ready for a Dropout App so I can watch all the Um Actually..., as well.

    • @pedroneves8485
      @pedroneves8485 6 років тому +10

      i just hoped the characteres died and the school was sued

    • @rachelnanshija251
      @rachelnanshija251 6 років тому +3

      Saaaaaaame

    • @casketdancer
      @casketdancer 6 років тому +16

      Same! I've been wanting to play DND for years and have never been able to find a group of beginners to start a campaign with, but now that I've actually seen what gameplay can be like, I'm determined to seek out a group and join in the fun!

  • @TheBendejo
    @TheBendejo 6 років тому +447

    Brennan you have found your true calling. On behalf of yourself and all of us, kindly never stop.

    • @isaiah_mdl
      @isaiah_mdl 6 років тому +12

      TheBendejo he has been to larp camp since he was little. This isn’t his first time. This truly is his calling and he won’t stop

  • @alemirdikson
    @alemirdikson 2 роки тому +273

    As a person who plays a Tiefling Bard who recklessly rushes into battle only to be taken out in the first round, I have all the love and respect for Fig.

  • @TheDisarminghinkle
    @TheDisarminghinkle 5 років тому +753

    Fabian was certain he could do everything on his own. He tried out for the sports team, aiming to be the star player. But, he didn't play with the team at all. He accomplished everything on his own and succeed. But, his coach told him it wouldn't be enough. He didn't make the team.
    Defeated and mortified, Fabian searched his soul for what was right. He bitterly told himself that they were just jealous of how good he was. He told everyone that he was being punished for being too good. In detention, he bitterly refused to learn any lesson from his actions. The words of the principal in the commencement speech met hollow ears. "The party IS the adventurer. And, the adventurer IS the party." "Maybe there's something you can't do, but someone else can." These things meant nothing to a specimen of perfect physical and mental condition like him.
    But, when the corn came to life and the monsters bested all of his companions, it was not his physical strength that saved the day. Just like the others he was pushed the to brink of defeat. His own companion saved him from the maw of the monster when he was unable to do it himself - at the cost of the companion's own life, no less! But, it was in that moment, he heard a voice frantically calling from inside the beast. He didn't understand what was happening. He couldn't defeat all the corn on his own. At that moment, all he could do was trust that that little goblin had the answer to save everyone, including himself.
    Instead of trying to win on his own, he frantically reached into the sphincter of the corn glob and pulled out his companion. He didn't know what would happen, but he put trust in his party over trust in his own abilities. Finally, the principal's speech made sense. Maybe you CAN do everything. But, there is still value in having friends to help. You can't be everywhere. You can't know everything. You can't be everything. "Maybe you need someone who can sneak. Not always, but when you do... you'll be glad you did." Sometimes you need a smaller, more inquisitive mind to accomplish what you can't. Sometimes, you really DO need a party to help you out.

    • @afeatherinthewind
      @afeatherinthewind 4 роки тому +38

      (I really enjoyed reading this)

    • @rexappleby4731
      @rexappleby4731 4 роки тому +19

      I also really enjoyed reading this, thank you.

    • @lalalcat251
      @lalalcat251 4 роки тому +27

      Fabian having a great character development! Yes that's beautiful

    • @TheDisarminghinkle
      @TheDisarminghinkle 4 роки тому +38

      I wrote this so long ago, I forgot I had written it at all. It was like I was reading it for the first time. Odd that this comment suddenly gained traction out of nowhere.
      But man, I'm right, apparently. Fabian really DID have a fantastic character arc here!

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 4 роки тому +22

      "Sometimes you need a little goblin guy to crawl up a cornhole."

  • @jimmymiller1313
    @jimmymiller1313 3 роки тому +576

    My compliments to the custodial team with how waxed they keep the tables.

  • @أحمدأشقر-ن8ق
    @أحمدأشقر-ن8ق 6 років тому +660

    I love the new collegehumor. These shows are so great.
    It's like the old CH came back but with a bigger budget.

    • @dropout
      @dropout 6 років тому +95

      No joke: the budget is thanks to DROPOUT subscribers.

    • @MadsiPlayzGaming
      @MadsiPlayzGaming 6 років тому +40

      The budget would probably be 100x bigger if DROPOUT was available worldwide

    • @DYLANBROCHILL
      @DYLANBROCHILL 6 років тому +22

      this also seems very much like a passion project, it feels like there is a lot more than budget happening here

  • @Enderlinkpawnu
    @Enderlinkpawnu 2 роки тому +176

    Adaine’s sister may of been on to something when she told her sister that stealing is a rite of passage, but I don’t think she could of predicted Adaine murdering the lunch lady with her own ladel.

  • @MrSherb3rt
    @MrSherb3rt 6 років тому +558

    I've played and watched A LOT of D&D. And i think THAT was was greatest murder suicide in the history of D&D

  • @hiphop_jay6392
    @hiphop_jay6392 3 роки тому +872

    I have a theory.
    The cursed paper had to have gotten into the corn somehow, and earlier the cleric's Bible was thrown into said corn vat. However, I don't think it was the cleric and Dorine said it was a teacher. There is only one teacher who touched the cleric's Bible... The coach. I think the coach put the rune sheet into her Bible and told the jock guy to throw it into the vat of cream corn.

    • @chriso1373
      @chriso1373 2 роки тому +165

      That would also explain why he tried to keep her out of detention. He likes her and knew what was coming

    • @Shornaal13
      @Shornaal13 2 роки тому +14

      @@chriso1373 ...but if she's not in detention her bible isn't there either. She has to be there for the plan to work.

    • @TheCritic691
      @TheCritic691 2 роки тому +66

      @@Shornaal13 untrue it was during lunchtime before detention

    • @Mickey_Moon507
      @Mickey_Moon507 2 роки тому +57

      Bro you got it pretty accurate to what actually happened

  • @paulstallings1177
    @paulstallings1177 6 років тому +370

    "Is the hole goblin sized?" -Riz Gukgak

    • @geekmangacomic9916
      @geekmangacomic9916 6 років тому +3

      "Is the hole a monk?"

    • @DefinitelyNotCursedPen
      @DefinitelyNotCursedPen 6 років тому +38

      "I would like to investigate it's ass" - Riz Gukgak

    • @ddogbud
      @ddogbud 6 років тому +26

      My favorite part about that was watching Brennen's face go from confusion to understanding to excitement.

    • @paulstallings1177
      @paulstallings1177 6 років тому +6

      ddogbud - I absolutely agree. Though my favorite episode thus far has been #4 "Rumble Road", Brennen's character work is a tour-de-force (the rest of the cast/characters are no slouches either, especially Emily/fig), the editing and pacing are spot on, even the detail on the models and how they are shot and interspliced with the dialog is nearly perfect.

    • @douglasphillips5870
      @douglasphillips5870 6 років тому

      The corn's reaction was priceless.

  • @thegamestick4u565
    @thegamestick4u565 11 місяців тому +49

    I always love Brennan's voices/impressions. Man had me dying of laughter when he acted as the corn cutie that had "Friends" casted on it. 1:10:57 🤣

  • @emerson3323
    @emerson3323 3 роки тому +310

    the absolute funniest part of this episode is lou's unintelligible laugh-shouting after the murder-suicide, murph's "WE GOTTA G O, GUYS", and everyone else's shocked silence

    • @vickylikesthis
      @vickylikesthis Рік тому +5

      You mean Murph?

    • @gastonmarian7261
      @gastonmarian7261 Рік тому +5

      Everyone is so shocked, then the camera cuts over to show Zac head back laughing

  • @Dilettante15
    @Dilettante15 6 років тому +2411

    Brennan as a DM:
    - Planning: 10/10
    - Humor: 10/10
    - Voices: 8/10
    - Ruling: 9/10
    - Designing Balanced Encounters for 1st-level Characters: 3/10

    • @lochlankyte7975
      @lochlankyte7975 5 років тому +158

      Dark souls in a nutshell

    • @saltyninja
      @saltyninja 5 років тому +573

      Harsh on the voices rating his voices are a 10/10!

    • @sagebrushrepair
      @sagebrushrepair 5 років тому +239

      @@saltyninja Agreed Brennan plays the perfect "not so good at perfect character voices but makes up for it in storytelling dm" Just legendary.

    • @chasebalcziunas4289
      @chasebalcziunas4289 5 років тому +284

      The AC of the tables were too high

    • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
      @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 5 років тому +74

      He made them do too many checks. If you're rolling 3 times on every turn you're going to have too many failures.

  • @kyfig4321
    @kyfig4321 3 роки тому +358

    When Ally randomly said "This is awesome" that was literally how I felt first playing dnd, like three hours in to my first session it just hit me- "Oh God I love this-"

  • @Path6627
    @Path6627 Рік тому +128

    I can’t believe the box of doom was first use to see if Riz could go up the corn ooze’s butt. 😂 what a start!

    • @nicholasholladay-elser7307
      @nicholasholladay-elser7307 10 місяців тому

      I mean the box is made for very important or crazy rolls and what could be more important and absolutely insane than someone trying to save the day by going up a corn monster's butthole?

  • @evie6581
    @evie6581 4 роки тому +842

    Favorite moments/timestamps
    3:03 - Battle begins
    3:13 - An epic starting move
    12:50 - The corn has gone bad
    20:02 - He just has a gun?
    26:48 - Gorgug is sassy
    31:46 - Fig has a vision
    32:35 - There are better ways to go
    42:44 - Adaine has had a very productive day at school
    45:43 - You gotta do what you gotta do
    47:10 - The Box of Doom's first appearance
    49:40 - Brennan's voice reaches new levels
    54:31 - Adaine is bloodthirsty
    1:02:44 - Fist the corn
    1:04:45 - Doreen's wisdom
    1:14:39 - The plan is awesome until it's not
    1:16:19 - May he rest in peace
    1:17:32 - The finishing move
    1:23:52 - May she rest in peace
    1:24:44 - The death speech
    1:26:09 - He just had a gun???

    • @adrianaadrian6759
      @adrianaadrian6759 3 роки тому +20

      Thank you!

    • @karlbergh1622
      @karlbergh1622 3 роки тому +13

      Thanks a lot

    • @arianvixal7143
      @arianvixal7143 3 роки тому +9

      I shall be using this, thanks

    • @lemonace6695
      @lemonace6695 3 роки тому +14

      Why does this looks like PJO style chapter titles and why do I want to read this book now?

    • @ElPresidenteBuzzard
      @ElPresidenteBuzzard 2 роки тому +3

      Don't forget 57:32 - Riz saves everyone and the DM was like... but don't do that.

  • @pattininja95
    @pattininja95 3 роки тому +424

    Just the calmness as he goes, "He takes out a gun and shoots Mr. Gibbons in the head."

  • @sketchybiscuit4842
    @sketchybiscuit4842 5 років тому +314

    “We spent to much time jumping on tables” best quote

  • @jessicadudson4734
    @jessicadudson4734 2 роки тому +164

    1:26:40 THE GENUINE DISTRESS IN HIS VOICE I AM IN TEARS

  • @MegaDotz
    @MegaDotz 6 років тому +745

    Please, somebody animate this with all the cast dressed as their characters 😂

    • @emmakinzian539
      @emmakinzian539 6 років тому +20

      YES YES YES

    • @sadlobster1
      @sadlobster1 5 років тому +39

      I second that!
      I especially want to see the part where Gibbons and Aguefort are shot and everyone react to it

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 5 років тому +34

      This fight was so exciting.
      "THE LADLE, THE SOURCE OF MY POWER!"
      "The ladle is the source of her power!"

    • @buiscutdog9090
      @buiscutdog9090 4 роки тому +8

      @@AnnoyingAsianWitch "yes Gorgug, we know!"

    • @SoulSlugArts
      @SoulSlugArts 4 роки тому +2

      Animation takes a long time would be a lot to animate too

  • @heeeboisss5963
    @heeeboisss5963 3 роки тому +465

    I remember my first session when my entire party was wiped by a single goblin, we all just decided to start over with the same characters

    • @GigiLirail
      @GigiLirail 2 роки тому +29

      Yikes, but that is hilarious! Was the goblin a powerful mage or something?

    • @shiiiiiion
      @shiiiiiion Рік тому

      @@GigiLirail Probably just a normal goblin, level 1 is the most lethal moment for any player and a series of bad dice will just kill you

    • @ChaosLierLen
      @ChaosLierLen Рік тому +17

      I really hope the goblin was JUST lucky.

    • @clarisaxpianist
      @clarisaxpianist Рік тому +10

      In my first session my party did the same thing against dragons...TWICE before our DM convinced us to go a different direction in the campaign

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast Рік тому +9

      In one of the first campaigns I DM'd in high school, the character of the newest and most awkward guy at the table was killed by a dire weasel. In the first fight, the one "warm up fight" on the way to the actual adventure. What could I do, he kept rolling 1s!

  • @louiechapman7448
    @louiechapman7448 3 роки тому +545

    I have the attention span of a small child and I was HOOKED on this shit. Brennan is fucking gold, pay that man all the money to keep this shit going forever!

    • @dedotrongames6402
      @dedotrongames6402 2 роки тому +5

      I know, right? The sound effects make it so engaging.

  • @skittyjive9135
    @skittyjive9135 Рік тому +240

    "How big is this butthole? Goblin sized?"
    Bren with fear in his eyes knowing exactly whats about to happen: "...yeah."

  • @daeyura4203
    @daeyura4203 5 років тому +196

    the fact that Emily got knocked out from just doing one attack is really hilarious

  • @erikpinaroc9215
    @erikpinaroc9215 6 років тому +498

    I normally leave D&D runs playing in the background while I work, but this playthrough kept me glued to the screen. I still get chills from that final scene. MOAR!

    • @axelkyhlberg7610
      @axelkyhlberg7610 6 років тому

      Erik Pinaroc i love how it says edited which means you changed something but didn’t change the typo of more

    • @erikpinaroc9215
      @erikpinaroc9215 6 років тому +14

      @@axelkyhlberg7610 Edited for me to articulately deliver my compliment, and intentionally misspelled to exacerbate my excitement. But enough of that, focus on the masterpiece that is dimension 20 fantasy high instead of my comment! It deserves much more attention!

  • @עומרשרייבר-ל4ר
    @עומרשרייבר-ל4ר 3 роки тому +330

    So so far they all got into detention, fought and killed a corn slime, killed the lunch lady, and some of them died but their principle resurrected them by commiting a murder suicide. And all of that was just their first day. Im going to really enjoy this show.

  • @mtilby
    @mtilby Рік тому +44

    Lou being hyped on the murder portion of the murder-suicide, before immediately being pretty much in tears at the suicide part, is so funny to me.

  • @mi-nie
    @mi-nie 3 роки тому +396

    Lou just entirely full crying at the end of the episode is probably my favorite moment of dimension 20 ever

  • @Altorin
    @Altorin 5 років тому +92

    I fully expected goldenhoard to arrive in the last moment, assess the situation and scream "IMMEDIATE DETENTION!"

  • @ALSIVAmusic
    @ALSIVAmusic 4 роки тому +1211

    "Now comes a moment... as a Dungeon Master... where I have to consider, what associated skill check is involved with jumping up a corn blob's butthole. That's wild... that's really wild."
    x'D

    • @borgwir
      @borgwir 3 роки тому +46

      but the "Animal handeling?" just made it perfect :D