This game seems to really make his adhd more prominent. Example: sees cow and starts breaking wood under him to drop down and get it without damage. Then sees steaveling villager, forgets about cow and jumps off wood tower taking damage
I would've done that too lol. I'm too insecure about my building skills that everytime I want to build a house I'll eventually abandon it and the entire world
Mark digging straight down raises so much anxiety within me that I don't even think I'm 70% water anymore... I feel more like 80% Anxiety 10% Water 10% bones
@@riversong4997 Holy crap that brought back a wave of memories lol Drunk Minecraft was so good. Though I am glad all three of them are still friends and have branched out on their own channels.
I never watched mark play minecraft before, so seeing him living in a dirt hut with an enchanting table and enchanted diamond pickaxe and then go outside to see shit on fire has made me so utterly flabbergasted. Edit: every way he plays minecraft leaves me shocked and appalled. The digging straight down. The design of his home. The fucking sugar cane in the water.
My favorite part is him returning and seeing the sugarcane hasn't grown. Mark: "I was gone for so many days and you haven't even *GRROOOOOWWWNNN* Sugarcane: *one grows by one* Mark: "Thank you I'm almost insulted..."
Mark: "i realized something about this enchanting table" Me: "uh huh" Mark: "you didn't tell me about it, I just remembered it!" Me: "sure" Mark: "I realized that if you have more bookshelves, the enchanting table gets better at enchanting!" Me: *starts sobbing*
@@websboo he wasn't wrong but the fact that it took him so long to figure out was the painful part. Plus, yknow, obviously more bookshelves means more enchantments lmao
OK MARK, HERE ARE 15 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DIG YOUR HOUSE TO *B E D R O C K* 1) It will take forever 2) You will need to remake a bunch of tools 3) Your materials will be all the way back at the top and it will take a while to go back and forth 4) If your materials are at the top, and you run out of ladders, how will you get back up? 5) What if you accidentally fall into the hole that your house is in when walking on land 6) During the process of digging the hole, you could die from lava coming out of nowhere. 7) As Lixian said, "You're gonna leave your 3 square house and fall into a hole" 8) Mobs can fall in the hole and get stuck down there which is annoying 9) When going to hunt, or garden, you will have to travel all the way back up to the surface and if you forget something, you have to travel all the way back 10) It just makes no sense in general 11) There are multiple ways to die while making and/or living there 12) What if a raid comes (because you live near a village) and falls in the hole and you have no safe way to escape 13) If you start to dig straight down, you do not know what is beneath you 14) You cannot build a garden down there due to no sunlight !5) And if you get a pet how will they get down there without dying THERE, *MARK*
Mark is concerned with living underground, but is not concerned with literal fire on his doorstep. Not certain about those priorities big man. I also loved that at the end, when he found the diamonds, he looked around as if to say, are you guys seeing this. The problem with that is he's all alone.
Thank you for this compilation, it made me laugh a lot and it made me actually want to watch the Minecraft letsplays (I’m primarily a horror game fan)!
Connor Cornwall Well, sorta. I’m still watching through it because it’s slow-paced and I am too impatient for these games but I also want to know what’s going on, so... yeah, still in progress with that one
I just love "I don't know how to makr magic... but we're gonna make magic." Literally 2 seconds later, "and now how you make magic is with an enchanting table!"
8:34 this speech makes me wonder how Mark would view me if we interacted in Minecraft, how innocent he is and how "burn everything with no regrets" I am
The clip of Mark digging straight down, imagine him trying that with Minecraft 1.19, That would be so hallarious, especially if he digs into a large cavern
13:35 "And... I made this big dramatic speech that I was going to move because I didn't feel I like I was at home... and I didn't feel-" moo. 🤨 "shut up." 14:29 onward lmao
Mark: I'm beginning to get a lot more intelligent. Me: *FIRST OF ALL, you don't even have a separate room with bookshelves for the enchanting table-* Edit: never mind he realized
The thing is, minecraft isn't that difficult for the mode he's playing, but he makes it harder for himself and that gives me 20 points of physic damage
Lixian is just if ">:D" could edit videos.
I don’t know why but this is the only thing I know to be true.
Correction, it's ">:^3c"
Why is that so accurate
i hate this comment because it doesn't make sense and it does
@@lucifersweetdevil-jonesy993 no
Mark: digs straight down
Me angrily: *Mark Edward Fischbach.*
EXACTLY THE NERVE
*MAF HOW DARE YOU*
I dig straight down all the time
Momento Mori my friend
MARK IPLIER EDWARD FISCHBACH
Honestly the thing that makes me the most uncomfortable is that fact that his diamonds are ALWAYS in his inventory.
The anxiety is on max.
I'm still annoyed and anxious about them you never put them in a chest
7:05
Same, my ANXIETY
@@kayquinn9439 huh why not!!?
"And here lies a stupid squid that couldn't learn how to water"
Mark 2020
That's my favorite quote of his by far, it's so good lol
I need the timestamp rn 😭😭
@@cxsmicflower 9:15
Nah, Mark 2020 is ":::clears throat::: f**k"
Yo, WoF fan?
3:55-4:00
Zombie Pigman: *falls to his doom*
Mark: *"pARdon-?"*
Omg, loved that part! 😂
aaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh wow we watched the same video
(playing minecraft)
Mark: *kills cows*
Ethan: *helps cows*
Felix: *puts cow in boat*
Haha 69 likes
Feel like I’ve been all three. The moral implications of Minecraft have me very conflicted
Jack: overcrowded pens
Boffy: *puts like 50 of them in a 2x2 hole and abuses them*
Ikr
This game seems to really make his adhd more prominent. Example: sees cow and starts breaking wood under him to drop down and get it without damage. Then sees steaveling villager, forgets about cow and jumps off wood tower taking damage
When mark went “cows and sheepies and horsies and they will be mine” I felt that.
-Everyone felt that. 😌
me when I pass a field with at least one (1) animal in it
He made an enchantment table before he made a house🤣
A real gamer
I’m guilty of that, too. I’ll live in a hole in the mountains for months until I actually start making an actual house
Yeah, I didn’t realize that! 🤣
@@NateSchulte dwarf home is best home
I would've done that too lol. I'm too insecure about my building skills that everytime I want to build a house I'll eventually abandon it and the entire world
"I'm going to make a horse-- Mine-"
-Mark Edward Fischbach.
Who knew someone could be a man baby and a himbo at the same time!
Multitasking
Mark: Angrily rants about not being content with a hole in the ground
Also Mark: *Builds himself a fucking casket to sleep in*
Mark digging straight down raises so much anxiety within me that I don't even think I'm 70% water anymore... I feel more like 80% Anxiety 10% Water 10% bones
10% bones would be an excellant band name
I could help you make that 8% bones if you want
@@way2dead4u it would
"It can't be because im stupid" feels like the motto of this playthrough
Mark: Why can't I remember how to make anything?
Me: Because you were *drunk* when you used to play this.
Also because they never actually did anything, they just yelled at Zombie to do it for them XD
@@riversong4997 Holy crap that brought back a wave of memories lol
Drunk Minecraft was so good. Though I am glad all three of them are still friends and have branched out on their own channels.
“Hello everybody my name was markiplier.”
Ah yes, I know when I want to domesticate an animal I run as fast as I can to it waving a piece of cooked meat screaming "I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND"
There was a zombie just vibing on the lava
9:35
Bruh how
His beginning to believe
When I saw that I'm like what the heck is zombies just standing on lava, and then I wondered how Mark didn't notice that
he is the only man who could make watching minecraft stressful
I never watched mark play minecraft before, so seeing him living in a dirt hut with an enchanting table and enchanted diamond pickaxe and then go outside to see shit on fire has made me so utterly flabbergasted.
Edit: every way he plays minecraft leaves me shocked and appalled. The digging straight down. The design of his home. The fucking sugar cane in the water.
eef: says anything
mark: 19:41
Even better: 3:10
The whole series is literally seeing into a persons mind when playing minecraft for the first time with no knowledge
My favorite part is him returning and seeing the sugarcane hasn't grown.
Mark: "I was gone for so many days and you haven't even *GRROOOOOWWWNNN*
Sugarcane: *one grows by one*
Mark: "Thank you I'm almost insulted..."
Markiplier: I am a Gunyus.
3:37 talking about killing pigmen in the nether thinking they’ll drop leather.
Me: ah yes. Gunyus. Totally 🙃
Gunis*
Junyus*
@Kayotime i'm half convinced mark would be physically unable to play modded, solely because he'd just be more confused than he already is.
Every time I hear someone say "This is what it's like, to go even further beyond." All I can hear is All Might yelling _"PLUS ULTRA!!!"_
the way this is the biggest mood
He was quoting Goku when he went Super Saiyan 3 but y'know...
I dont know why but "make peacth" SENT ME
Big round of applause for Lixian and his jUnYuS:👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I thought the same with the world's quietest let's play 😂 but there's actually already 5 videos so it would be no. 6
It would be so awesome, if he made another one of these. Him talking quietly is just music to the ears 👌🏻
Mark: "i realized something about this enchanting table"
Me: "uh huh"
Mark: "you didn't tell me about it, I just remembered it!"
Me: "sure"
Mark: "I realized that if you have more bookshelves, the enchanting table gets better at enchanting!"
Me: *starts sobbing*
wait so he was wrong? 😭
@@websboo he wasn't wrong but the fact that it took him so long to figure out was the painful part. Plus, yknow, obviously more bookshelves means more enchantments lmao
@@Pink-Computer OBVIOUSLY
@@Pink-Computer “obviously”
Yes I’m sure you never googled anything when playing Minecraft, much less the bookshelf stuff
@@Pink-Computer obValoSy
OK MARK, HERE ARE 15 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DIG YOUR HOUSE TO *B E D R O C K*
1) It will take forever
2) You will need to remake a bunch of tools
3) Your materials will be all the way back at the top and it will take a while to go back and forth
4) If your materials are at the top, and you run out of ladders, how will you get back up?
5) What if you accidentally fall into the hole that your house is in when walking on land
6) During the process of digging the hole, you could die from lava coming out of nowhere.
7) As Lixian said, "You're gonna leave your 3 square house and fall into a hole"
8) Mobs can fall in the hole and get stuck down there which is annoying
9) When going to hunt, or garden, you will have to travel all the way back up to the surface and if you forget something, you have to travel all the way back
10) It just makes no sense in general
11) There are multiple ways to die while making and/or living there
12) What if a raid comes (because you live near a village) and falls in the hole and you have no safe way to escape
13) If you start to dig straight down, you do not know what is beneath you
14) You cannot build a garden down there due to no sunlight
!5) And if you get a pet how will they get down there without dying
THERE, *MARK*
Well done! 😂👏
For 9, make a water elevator.
For 14, I believe torches are sufficient I think?
For 15, pets can teleport.
This whole time I was listening to this video, I kept thinking “Mark, are you drunk?” XD
The sad part is, is that he's not drunk and this is normal
When the weapons maker in Skyrim tells you their life story: 3:20 - 3:29
@@gamerbudgie3392 i-
I just watched two scary Unus Annus videos, so hope I feel better!
Ive been there. hope the spoops go away
....there are scary unus annus videos?
Which ones..? I don’t think any of them are scary. Maybe disturbing.
@@AutofailTV the ghost one where they try to summon BM. Its very unsettling if you watch it at night by yourself
@@AutofailTV and I get spooked very very easily, so when they read scary stories, and real ones, I got scared
the caveman/ man baby side of mark comes out when he plays minecraft ✨
Poor Lixian is traumatized
4:06 so I can watch mark say “MoOO”
Cow go moo
Mark go moW
Mark is concerned with living underground, but is not concerned with literal fire on his doorstep. Not certain about those priorities big man. I also loved that at the end, when he found the diamonds, he looked around as if to say, are you guys seeing this. The problem with that is he's all alone.
"T I N Y G O B L I N ! !"
~mark, 2020
0:02 "AGIAN" x)
BYGONS BE BYGONS, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST MAKE PEATH
Thank you for this compilation, it made me laugh a lot and it made me actually want to watch the Minecraft letsplays (I’m primarily a horror game fan)!
Bet you watched mark Darkwood playthrough
Connor Cornwall Well, sorta. I’m still watching through it because it’s slow-paced and I am too impatient for these games but I also want to know what’s going on, so... yeah, still in progress with that one
@@secretterces3793 you wont regret it,Mark+Horror=Funny yet scary
Mark's horror vids are the best, he's so loud
could u tell me where i can watch his minecraft letsplays
The misspelling of again 👌🏽
It stinks that it has to be kid friendly
Yeah but in a way, its kinda hilarious when lixian puts in a equally disturbing word when he curses 🤣
11:30 Lixian blink twice if your being held against your will
Lixian channeling his full blown ( ' U ' )
Mark is remembering
21:10 Mark really should just do ASMR, I'd watch the frick outta that
its remarkable that Lixian is still editing videos after all the minecraft bullshit alone
watching him place the blocks in mid air is giving me heavy 🌟anxiety🌟 4:39
Mark is a comedy *JuNyUs*
When he gave that speech it actually almost brought me to tears😭🙏, it was VERY well spoken and sounded like it was straight from a movie😭
21:15 mark threatening an enchanting table
😂
I just love "I don't know how to makr magic... but we're gonna make magic." Literally 2 seconds later, "and now how you make magic is with an enchanting table!"
Title should be: Markiplier being a man baby in minecraft for 24 minutes
This is a masterpiece above all masterpieces
8:34
this speech makes me wonder how Mark would view me if we interacted in Minecraft, how innocent he is and how "burn everything with no regrets" I am
"Hey there's my home! It's on fire! I forgot I was near a living portal to hell-"
Mark just digging down had my heart going its just a bad idea to dig down most of the time it ends you in a lava pit
I was drinking ginger ale when I hit 4:06.
Oh what a fool I was. Curse you, Lixian.
Lixian's editing just makes it so much better 😂
Mark be like when he sees diamond "Ohhh oh OHHH!!"
Mark: Thinks about hitting a Zombie Pigman
Me: So, he has a death wish. Have fun!
I don't know if cause I'm tired or what but 10:17 gets me every time. 😂 I keep repeating it over and over.
The clip of Mark digging straight down, imagine him trying that with Minecraft 1.19, That would be so hallarious, especially if he digs into a large cavern
Mark: saying an inspirational speech about new beginnings
lixian: *visible portuguese confusion*
Lixian is all of our thoughts when watching Marks videos
16:38 other people hearing it: rock music
me hearing it: *GrayStillPlays*
this vid saved me from a panic attack. thank u youtube user glitter party time.
Mark plays with my level of stupidity, but _significantly_ less caution.
9:17 so just normal mark
19:51 the drama with his lights😂😂
12:16
Markiplier: CELEBRATION!!
Lixian: *blows into a party horn*
Markiplier: Thank you, I am now holding that against you
I’m dead 😂😂
"And here lies a stupid squid."
21:00 "World's quietest let's play 3?"
Uhhh, this would actually be the 6th episode of the World's Quietest Let's Play. If I recall correctly, anyway.
In a hole in the ground, there lived a Markiplier.
“Leather?? Leather???
Where’s a PIG.”
Mark: has torches that would keep mobs from spawning
Also mark: why would i use those?
13:35
"And... I made this big dramatic speech that I was going to move because I didn't feel I like I was at home... and I didn't feel-"
moo.
🤨 "shut up."
14:29 onward lmao
Expanding a hole in the ground is much easier than expanding a house already fully built
I was giggling the entirety of this video from the redonculous hilarity that is Mark
When Markiplier digs straight down for a quick risk.
Us: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Lixians editing gets better every video XD
This is the best thing that exists I love these compilations
Mark: I'm beginning to get a lot more intelligent.
Me: *FIRST OF ALL, you don't even have a separate room with bookshelves for the enchanting table-*
Edit: never mind he realized
Mark initials spell MEF which sounds like Meth.
I have never felt more represented and more horrified at the same time watching a playthrough
"LeAtHeRrR"
leaves for leather
"WHERES A GOSHDARN PIG"
didn’t even realize this wasn’t a mark vid omg
19:55 room for tuber sim
The thing is, minecraft isn't that difficult for the mode he's playing, but he makes it harder for himself and that gives me 20 points of physic damage
I think the blazing fire outside says everything
mark had the most honest playthrough of minecraft I've ever seen
not only is the video not 24 minutes, but the intro alone eats up 10 seconds of that time 😂
something about “make peathe” made me cackle
Mark: I am a genus!
Also Mark:*loses his shit over the lights in his room*
Lixian: I WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU CRY LIKE A BABY!!
the music at the start made my brain tingle
Cows: Frick each other in front of Mark
Mark:DO IT AGAIN >:D
I'm gonna- I'm gonna make (weird noise #1 weird noise#2) (best noise I've ever heard)
Markiplier is the best man baby to ever grace the earth lol
gawd damn 1:35 why is that me