Markiplier gaming like a Man Baby for almost 24 minutes AGAIN!!
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Hope you enjoy!!
These clips belong to Markiplier!!!
I need to say that sadly Unus Annus Funniest Moments Part 1 has been taken down because UA-cam thought it was too sexy for anyone to handle.
Im sorry for the inconvenience :(
Honestly the thing that makes me the most uncomfortable is that fact that his diamonds are ALWAYS in his inventory.
The anxiety is on max.
I'm still annoyed and anxious about them you never put them in a chest
7:05
Same, my ANXIETY
@@kayquinn9439 huh why not!!?
Lixian is just if ">:D" could edit videos.
I don’t know why but this is the only thing I know to be true.
Correction, it's ">:^3c"
Why is that so accurate
i hate this comment because it doesn't make sense and it does
@@lucifersweetdevil-jonesy993 no
3:55-4:00
Zombie Pigman: *falls to his doom*
Mark: *"pARdon-?"*
Omg, loved that part! 😂
aaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh wow we watched the same video
Mark: digs straight down
Me angrily: *Mark Edward Fischbach.*
EXACTLY THE NERVE
*MAF HOW DARE YOU*
I dig straight down all the time
Momento Mori my friend
MARK IPLIER EDWARD FISCHBACH
"And here lies a stupid squid that couldn't learn how to water"
Mark 2020
That's my favorite quote of his by far, it's so good lol
I need the timestamp rn 😭😭
@@cxsmicflower 9:15
Nah, Mark 2020 is ":::clears throat::: f**k"
This game seems to really make his adhd more prominent. Example: sees cow and starts breaking wood under him to drop down and get it without damage. Then sees steaveling villager, forgets about cow and jumps off wood tower taking damage
(playing minecraft)
Mark: *kills cows*
Ethan: *helps cows*
Felix: *puts cow in boat*
Haha 69 likes
Feel like I’ve been all three. The moral implications of Minecraft have me very conflicted
Jack: overcrowded pens
Boffy: *puts like 50 of them in a 2x2 hole and abuses them*
Ikr
Who knew someone could be a man baby and a himbo at the same time!
Multitasking
He made an enchantment table before he made a house🤣
A real gamer
I’m guilty of that, too. I’ll live in a hole in the mountains for months until I actually start making an actual house
Yeah, I didn’t realize that! 🤣
@@NateSchulte dwarf home is best home
I would've done that too lol. I'm too insecure about my building skills that everytime I want to build a house I'll eventually abandon it and the entire world
"I'm going to make a horse-- Mine-"
-Mark Edward Fischbach.
When mark went “cows and sheepies and horsies and they will be mine” I felt that.
-Everyone felt that. 😌
me when I pass a field with at least one (1) animal in it
There was a zombie just vibing on the lava
9:35
Bruh how
His beginning to believe
When I saw that I'm like what the heck is zombies just standing on lava, and then I wondered how Mark didn't notice that
Mark digging straight down raises so much anxiety within me that I don't even think I'm 70% water anymore... I feel more like 80% Anxiety 10% Water 10% bones
10% bones would be an excellant band name
I could help you make that 8% bones if you want
@@way2dead4u it would
Mark: Angrily rants about not being content with a hole in the ground
Also Mark: *Builds himself a fucking casket to sleep in*
I thought the same with the world's quietest let's play 😂 but there's actually already 5 videos so it would be no. 6
It would be so awesome, if he made another one of these. Him talking quietly is just music to the ears 👌🏻
Mark: Why can't I remember how to make anything?
Me: Because you were *drunk* when you used to play this.
Also because they never actually did anything, they just yelled at Zombie to do it for them XD
Ah yes, I know when I want to domesticate an animal I run as fast as I can to it waving a piece of cooked meat screaming "I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND"
“Hello everybody my name was markiplier.”
he is the only man who could make watching minecraft stressful
eef: says anything
mark: 19:41
Even better: 3:10
I just watched two scary Unus Annus videos, so hope I feel better!
Ive been there. hope the spoops go away
....there are scary unus annus videos?
Which ones..? I don’t think any of them are scary. Maybe disturbing.
@@AutofailTV the ghost one where they try to summon BM. Its very unsettling if you watch it at night by yourself
@@AutofailTV and I get spooked very very easily, so when they read scary stories, and real ones, I got scared
Markiplier: I am a Gunyus.
3:37 talking about killing pigmen in the nether thinking they’ll drop leather.
Me: ah yes. Gunyus. Totally 🙃
Gunis*
Junyus*
@Kayotime i'm half convinced mark would be physically unable to play modded, solely because he'd just be more confused than he already is.
The whole series is literally seeing into a persons mind when playing minecraft for the first time with no knowledge
Mark: "i realized something about this enchanting table"
Me: "uh huh"
Mark: "you didn't tell me about it, I just remembered it!"
Me: "sure"
Mark: "I realized that if you have more bookshelves, the enchanting table gets better at enchanting!"
Me: *starts sobbing*
wait so he was wrong? 😭
@@websboo he wasn't wrong but the fact that it took him so long to figure out was the painful part. Plus, yknow, obviously more bookshelves means more enchantments lmao
@@WiFiDown37811 OBVIOUSLY
@@WiFiDown37811 “obviously”
Yes I’m sure you never googled anything when playing Minecraft, much less the bookshelf stuff
@@WiFiDown37811 obValoSy
OK MARK, HERE ARE 15 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DIG YOUR HOUSE TO *B E D R O C K*
1) It will take forever
2) You will need to remake a bunch of tools
3) Your materials will be all the way back at the top and it will take a while to go back and forth
4) If your materials are at the top, and you run out of ladders, how will you get back up?
5) What if you accidentally fall into the hole that your house is in when walking on land
6) During the process of digging the hole, you could die from lava coming out of nowhere.
7) As Lixian said, "You're gonna leave your 3 square house and fall into a hole"
8) Mobs can fall in the hole and get stuck down there which is annoying
9) When going to hunt, or garden, you will have to travel all the way back up to the surface and if you forget something, you have to travel all the way back
10) It just makes no sense in general
11) There are multiple ways to die while making and/or living there
12) What if a raid comes (because you live near a village) and falls in the hole and you have no safe way to escape
13) If you start to dig straight down, you do not know what is beneath you
14) You cannot build a garden down there due to no sunlight
!5) And if you get a pet how will they get down there without dying
THERE, *MARK*
Well done! 😂👏
For 9, make a water elevator.
For 14, I believe torches are sufficient I think?
For 15, pets can teleport.
"It can't be because im stupid" feels like the motto of this playthrough
My favorite part is him returning and seeing the sugarcane hasn't grown.
Mark: "I was gone for so many days and you haven't even *GRROOOOOWWWNNN*
Sugarcane: *one grows by one*
Mark: "Thank you I'm almost insulted..."
Big round of applause for Lixian and his jUnYuS:👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I dont know why but "make peacth" SENT ME
This whole time I was listening to this video, I kept thinking “Mark, are you drunk?” XD
The sad part is, is that he's not drunk and this is normal
When the weapons maker in Skyrim tells you their life story: 3:20 - 3:29
@@gamerbudgie3392 i-
It stinks that it has to be kid friendly
Yeah but in a way, its kinda hilarious when lixian puts in a equally disturbing word when he curses 🤣
Cow go moo
Mark go moW
4:06 so I can watch mark say “MoOO”
Poor Lixian is traumatized
Every time I hear someone say "This is what it's like, to go even further beyond." All I can hear is All Might yelling _"PLUS ULTRA!!!"_
the way this is the biggest mood
He was quoting Goku when he went Super Saiyan 3 but y'know...
Thank you for this compilation, it made me laugh a lot and it made me actually want to watch the Minecraft letsplays (I’m primarily a horror game fan)!
Bet you watched mark Darkwood playthrough
Connor Cornwall Well, sorta. I’m still watching through it because it’s slow-paced and I am too impatient for these games but I also want to know what’s going on, so... yeah, still in progress with that one
@@secretterces3793 you wont regret it,Mark+Horror=Funny yet scary
Mark's horror vids are the best, he's so loud
could u tell me where i can watch his minecraft letsplays
Lixian channeling his full blown ( ' U ' )
the caveman/ man baby side of mark comes out when he plays minecraft ✨
BYGONS BE BYGONS, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST MAKE PEATH
21:10 Mark really should just do ASMR, I'd watch the frick outta that
its remarkable that Lixian is still editing videos after all the minecraft bullshit alone
I was drinking ginger ale when I hit 4:06.
Oh what a fool I was. Curse you, Lixian.
The misspelling of again 👌🏽
8:34
this speech makes me wonder how Mark would view me if we interacted in Minecraft, how innocent he is and how "burn everything with no regrets" I am
"Hey there's my home! It's on fire! I forgot I was near a living portal to hell-"
lixian is portuguese?
lol
it's awesome to see someone from here (portugal) getting somewhere
0:02 "AGIAN" x)
21:15 mark threatening an enchanting table
😂
Title should be: Markiplier being a man baby in minecraft for 24 minutes
I don't know if cause I'm tired or what but 10:17 gets me every time. 😂 I keep repeating it over and over.
Mark is remembering
If he’s a man baby then what’s a baby man??🧐
Boss baby
@@jonathanfore7211 big brain
Ethan
Renee Kalma 😂😂😂
Your name and pfp, idk whether to laugh or cry
Mark is a comedy *JuNyUs*
watching him place the blocks in mid air is giving me heavy 🌟anxiety🌟 4:39
gawd damn 1:35 why is that me
Mark: I'm beginning to get a lot more intelligent.
Me: *FIRST OF ALL, you don't even have a separate room with bookshelves for the enchanting table-*
Edit: never mind he realized
Mark is concerned with living underground, but is not concerned with literal fire on his doorstep. Not certain about those priorities big man. I also loved that at the end, when he found the diamonds, he looked around as if to say, are you guys seeing this. The problem with that is he's all alone.
Mark initials spell MEF which sounds like Meth.
I just love "I don't know how to makr magic... but we're gonna make magic." Literally 2 seconds later, "and now how you make magic is with an enchanting table!"
Mark: Thinks about hitting a Zombie Pigman
Me: So, he has a death wish. Have fun!
Mark be like when he sees diamond "Ohhh oh OHHH!!"
This is a masterpiece above all masterpieces
Mark just digging down had my heart going its just a bad idea to dig down most of the time it ends you in a lava pit
Did anyone else notice the zombie floating over lava?..
14:45 technically lixian is calling Mark a crybaby/big ol baby or is it just me makeing it seem that way to me. Even tho he is are baby. Lol 🤣❤💚💙
If he comes back to this now after the most recent update, god help him if he digs straight down. Before there was an easy chance you succeed, but now? Oof
Lixian's editing just makes it so much better 😂
11:30 Lixian blink twice if your being held against your will
*C O W*
9:17 so just normal mark
The clip of Mark digging straight down, imagine him trying that with Minecraft 1.19, That would be so hallarious, especially if he digs into a large cavern
“You didn’t tell me about it” weeeeell you also don’t read your comments.
Lixian is all of our thoughts when watching Marks videos
didn’t even realize this wasn’t a mark vid omg
I never watched mark play minecraft before, so seeing him living in a dirt hut with an enchanting table and enchanted diamond pickaxe and then go outside to see shit on fire has made me so utterly flabbergasted.
Edit: every way he plays minecraft leaves me shocked and appalled. The digging straight down. The design of his home. The fucking sugar cane in the water.
I wanna like the video but it's on 666 soooo *like*
The thing is, minecraft isn't that difficult for the mode he's playing, but he makes it harder for himself and that gives me 20 points of physic damage
Mark plays with my level of stupidity, but _significantly_ less caution.
20:28 just realized his Minecraft horse looks very similar to his Red Dead Redemption 2 horse Schwompl 😭
21:00 "World's quietest let's play 3?"
Uhhh, this would actually be the 6th episode of the World's Quietest Let's Play. If I recall correctly, anyway.
16:38 other people hearing it: rock music
me hearing it: *GrayStillPlays*
19:41 me when my friend does the exact opposite of what I tell them to do for no reason whatsoever
*Any decent looking guy:* says anything nice to me.
*My brain:* 4:05
if only his guniusness would become consistent
Did you seriously just re-upload the whole video?
I never realized that Mark has a kotatsu at 19:59. Just interesting.
When Markiplier digs straight down for a quick risk.
Us: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
14:30 you're welcomes
ah yes, making peath
"And here lies a stupid squid."
This makes me want to start playing Minecraft again
Holly shit. Him digging straight down gave me so much anxiety
Mark beeing a Man baby is the best thing ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
However short and non productive this series was, it was gold from start to finish
something about “make peathe” made me cackle
this vid saved me from a panic attack. thank u youtube user glitter party time.
“Leather?? Leather???
Where’s a PIG.”
Mark: saying an inspirational speech about new beginnings
lixian: *visible portuguese confusion*
19:51 the drama with his lights😂😂
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