NOC #16: More BatCringe, Miley Blows Patriarchy, Marriage is Gay (REUPLOAD)

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  • @zackpersonal
    @zackpersonal 3 роки тому +122

    Dawg, I didn't know this was a re-upload, I had this on in the background and heard her thank me for the donation and thought someone hacked one of my accounts

    • @makisky4495
      @makisky4495 3 роки тому +12

      Lmao 😂 Glad it was false alarm.

    • @plantemor
      @plantemor 3 роки тому +6

      LOL

    • @darshan2good
      @darshan2good 3 роки тому +2

      Lol I was wondering why the chats did not match up on her screen and in the side messenger thinking it was something for paid members but I can forgive that as I didn't see this one and find j very entertaining as she is my favourite person to see on UA-cam, I have been waiting for her to bet 100k for a long time

  • @MasterofInterspace
    @MasterofInterspace 3 роки тому +103

    "I think you're all hung up on his criminal history. He didn't kill a good Samaritan."
    Okay, but they literally beat him three times on the head with a hammer, smothered him, and then poured bleach into his mouth and taped it shut. So, in other words, they incapacitated him. Then proceeded to torture him for who knows how long. Then, after he was dead, his body was dumped in their bathtub for a week. Before being chopped up into bits and tossed into the river.
    This man tortures someone to death, chops up their body (how do you butcher someone without feeling a shred of remorse?), and proceeds to brag about it. That alone is enough reason to be concerned.

    • @sgcastle8389
      @sgcastle8389 3 роки тому +24

      Yep , this idiot later said that the guy wasn't a murderer and have been sentenced for manslaughter, but he forgot that this guy got a deal with the DA, which could mean that the DA changed the accusation so he would spent less time in jail.

  • @sweetbro1642
    @sweetbro1642 2 роки тому +23

    "Murder is defined as the premeditated killing of someone." "The MURDER of Melendez wasn't premeditated." Pick one.

  • @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936
    @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936 3 роки тому +25

    Fun fact: I first heard of Ketamine from Desmond. I was 16 or 17 around that time and he was 11. Extremely sus, don't you think...

  • @MasterofInterspace
    @MasterofInterspace 3 роки тому +31

    Getting a pillow and a bottle of bleach is premeditation.

  • @plantemor
    @plantemor 2 роки тому +18

    I was bullied in school but I still loved dodgeball. Weirdly enough, getting hit by a foam ball didn't hurt as much as getting thrown to the ground when no one was looking and getting kicked in the stomach several times.

    • @RHBR01
      @RHBR01 Рік тому +3

      Oh, your school used foam? Mine used rubber balls. 😬

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 3 роки тому +24

    Not me, but another doc told me that a new mother was asked what she wanted to name her daughter. She said she heard someone say a name that sounded sweet from one of the other staff something like Cli... clit-tohr-us. They had to explain to her why she shouldnt name her daughter Clitoris. Yes she was black. This was in South Carolina. xD

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 3 роки тому +28

    I can remember being at pre-school, so 2-3 years old. It's not impossible. However, what I find completely implausible is that a child that age would not only remember seeing Ru Paul, but understand what it is. When I was two I was watching the Clangers and Bagpuss. Talking animals and blooming space dragons were about as real to me as drag. You tell me that a two-year-old knows what this is and wants to do it?

  • @evilherodiamondcat
    @evilherodiamondcat 3 роки тому +23

    Thanks for reuploading this. This NOC happened a few months before I became a fan of you, so this was the only stream of that you'd done that I hadn't seen.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 3 роки тому +22

    J's mother sounds like she rocks.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 3 роки тому +32

    What I don't understand about the whole cake scenario is why did they mention being a same-sex couple? I have never bought a wedding cake or any type of wedding service, but I was under the impression that one just places the order, the date you want it by and where you want it delivering to. And you write them a cheque. Isn't that it? Why would they know anything about you?

    • @rinslittlesheepling1652
      @rinslittlesheepling1652 3 роки тому +4

      Shouldn't wedding cakes have groom and bride figures on top? For a same sex couple you need to change figures to 2 similar ones. Maybe that why?

    • @becky3983
      @becky3983 3 роки тому +3

      @@rinslittlesheepling1652 Maybe. That makes sense

    • @kidd9936
      @kidd9936 3 роки тому +17

      @@rinslittlesheepling1652 you can just buy those toppers off ebay and Amazon though.
      Just get the blank cake

    • @rinslittlesheepling1652
      @rinslittlesheepling1652 3 роки тому +4

      @@kidd9936 You can use same (non-) argument for any decision that is more expensive than the cheapest one. And when we talk about wedding specifically, it can be used for literally everything.
      But what the point then at all? Just sign official papers, cheap and fast.

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 2 роки тому +5

      @@rinslittlesheepling1652 I think you can buy them from other places too. If they wanted to, they could’ve just got the cake, and get the figures from freakin walmart

  • @makisky4495
    @makisky4495 3 роки тому +22

    "Gave the avengers boku chances!" 😂🤣 That was hilarious. Ive still yet to see anyone dub that over Thanos.
    1:08:30 1:12:53 lol these Mauler interactions
    1:18:00 lol this video is gold. Hood 🐁
    2:03:32 "Aint fighting no Avengers. Just gonna snap they asses" 😂

  • @phrag5944
    @phrag5944 3 роки тому +13

    omg, you are easily my most underrated sub. thanks for re-uploading this!

  • @FantaFruitBoi
    @FantaFruitBoi 3 роки тому +7

    This "mom" reminds me of the Brandon Rodgers Auntie Fee parodies..

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 3 роки тому +12

    Children tend to learn foul language from their parents. She curses. Obviously her children are going to curse.

  • @thegreatandpowerfuldc5977
    @thegreatandpowerfuldc5977 Рік тому +1

    12:23 Oh shit, MangaKamen watches your channel! That's epic!

  • @jroggs85
    @jroggs85 3 роки тому +7

    I get the feeling that in the original cut of that Batwoma-a-an trailer Ruby Rose stole the watch from the Crow(?) that mouthed off to her, and somebody with at least two braincells to rub together pointed out that Batwoman is supposed to be a crimefighter and not a crimecommitter.

  • @thewostr
    @thewostr 3 роки тому +6

    That woman humiliating her daughters.🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @danninmatthews5640
    @danninmatthews5640 3 роки тому +10

    Victor Frankenstein, Margaret White, Nora Wakeman, Norma Bates, and the stepmother: Good Gosh!!! This woman is terrible compared to us.

  • @ZehnWaters
    @ZehnWaters 2 роки тому +2

    Oh no! I actually know that couple (with the gay husband)! We're friends. lol They're still married, BTW. I'm gay too but I'm celibate. And they talked with John Dehlin. He's such a hack. He was excommunicated for a reason. I know Danny Caldwell too.

  • @BurningBridgesForever
    @BurningBridgesForever 3 роки тому +15

    Az made a good video about that stupid promo where Kate Kane gives the homeless girl her watch.
    Also:
    39:55 Not to mention the part where Michael and his buddy giggle when they ask for another drink for Desmond. I think it was them who were drugging Desmond and Desmond's parents obviously don't care.

    • @bulbasaurusthe7th841
      @bulbasaurusthe7th841 3 роки тому +11

      His mother is a huge fan of the drag and club culture. She literally offers up her child to finally be part of that culture and be around her idols. It's a tale as old as time.

  • @GiovanniPrince
    @GiovanniPrince 3 роки тому +6

    "I done gave them plenty of chances to A) correct they language..." Gee, I can't imagine why this woman's kids would have problems with their language.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 3 роки тому +6

    UA-cam pouncing on comments again! Let's try some euphemisms to get around things: people who are really into the religious fundamentalism, and do not find that compatible with their orientation, should maybe just be abstinent. I still think you'd be better and happier just having relations in accordance with your orientation, maybe go to a church that accepts that, because there are some, but that is between you and your personal beliefs. What you should *not* do is enter one of these weird Mormon marriages, it's unfair on your spouse and kids.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 3 роки тому +12

    I've seen bouncers outside British pubs that look kind of like that. Not full camouflage gear but that vaguely police-esque vibe. I don't think I've seen one with a chain and a black t-shirt

  • @luvv12345
    @luvv12345 3 роки тому +9

    Can you do a noc for fake tiktok disorders? You know those people who pretend to have multiple personalities or tourettes.

  • @bwestacado9643
    @bwestacado9643 3 роки тому +4

    Lol I have yet to meet a tattoo artist that doesn't have a portfolio of 3 or 4 binders stuffed full of their work

  • @samiasmith4662
    @samiasmith4662 3 роки тому +4

    I thought sexuality wasn't a choice, why is that one article acting like women can choose to not be straight

  • @mattc2306
    @mattc2306 3 роки тому +2

    Man, that Instagram video had me in tears...
    Because it was so damn funny, that I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @TailoredCraft
    @TailoredCraft 3 роки тому +4

    I wish I could catch these streams so I could give a super chat!

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 2 роки тому +2

    That Kesha song is like something fimbles bounce up and down to. And very US-centric in my opinion. It completely disregards the non-white majority countries. Because she claims she's not just talking about the US, but the whole world. China and Japan have been wealthy and influential for hundreds of years. There was never a time when white men ruled the entire world.

  • @multipentagon2387
    @multipentagon2387 2 роки тому +4

    I already knew about Ke$ha's RWSM song waaay before I watched this video, but never listened to it proper and only knew the title and lyrics. Now that I've actually listened to it, it straight up sounds like a shitty knockoff Disney villain song. How can today's popular artists have so much influence... and yet have so little self-awareness?

  • @he_was_a_skater_dog
    @he_was_a_skater_dog 3 роки тому +3

    bro I lost 100% of the strength to keep my s**t within my body upon hearing the name Keandrea

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 3 роки тому +4

    Oh God, they have children! Noooo!

    • @becky3983
      @becky3983 3 роки тому +2

      Lady, blink twice if you're being held captive

  • @saibot7962
    @saibot7962 2 роки тому +1

    1:41:08 love this line
    Booku chances 😂😂😂

  • @SaintMecha
    @SaintMecha 3 роки тому +17

    Ruby Rose is just pure cringe. Can't wait for the video.

    • @makisky4495
      @makisky4495 3 роки тому +1

      I miss Ruby Rose 😌

    • @SaintMecha
      @SaintMecha 3 роки тому +4

      @@makisky4495 Jlongbone should review RR last movie the Tax Collector. I heard it's utter crap.

    • @makisky4495
      @makisky4495 3 роки тому +1

      Lol oh?

  • @frankyvielle2699
    @frankyvielle2699 3 роки тому

    Keep them one dollars coming, its JLongbone's bread and butter.

  • @saibot7962
    @saibot7962 2 роки тому +1

    Finally it's back

  • @darshan2good
    @darshan2good 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks j for another entertaining stream

  • @unicornkaz1970
    @unicornkaz1970 3 роки тому +14

    What a handsome woman

    • @deeznutt666
      @deeznutt666 3 роки тому +2

      i was thinking more like peter pan if he went under & changed yx to xx

  • @tomatoway
    @tomatoway 3 роки тому

    Thank you for stream.

  • @masonshaffer3816
    @masonshaffer3816 3 роки тому

    My friend knew a Diamond Kitchen. I’m not joking

  • @mudcrab3420
    @mudcrab3420 3 роки тому

    That BatWaman tattoo promo is not only cringe in it's utter cheapness, but aged really badly. Did that Bat logo even make it into the TV series?

  • @ryokobeifong7793
    @ryokobeifong7793 3 роки тому

    2:18:14 I thought Kesha was still twerking in rap the last time I saw her.

  • @tgiacin435
    @tgiacin435 2 роки тому

    In all fairness, Desmond said something about doing ketamine early in the Q&A, to which the drag queen seemed shocked he even knew what ketamine is. Hell the only time I’ve ever seen ketamine come up was in South Park.

  • @MostDefinitelyNotRosie
    @MostDefinitelyNotRosie 3 роки тому

    3:15:20 a bookmark

  • @ailsondantas7102
    @ailsondantas7102 2 роки тому

    third season review please

  • @Demortixx
    @Demortixx 3 роки тому +10

    What does NOC mean

  • @danninmatthews5640
    @danninmatthews5640 2 місяці тому

    2:46:18 Kesha, why?

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 роки тому +3

    1: I believe the term for the fake-destitute gal receiving the watch in the Batcr!nge segment is "hobo-chíc", a term which itself is as paltry and vapid as the show. 2: Kë$ha seems to have been rummaging about in music from nearly 20 years ago and stumbled upon Amanda Palmer's 2003 album, and the song "Coin-Operated Boy". And here, Kë$ha seems to have become a Coin-Operated B!m/bo.