I'd pick the technophile over any of the rest. If he's permanently connected to the internet I should be able to block him when he gets annoying and then he can't speak to me.
rich people singing inspirational songs about not being greedy and helping others yet don't use their wealth and power to help fellow humans. do i smell hypocrisy?
So back in the 1970s, KFC has a massive advertising campaign in japan where they pushed fried chicken as a Christmas meal. The campaign was successful, which is why KFC is now considered a Christmas tradition for many Japanese families.
The stupid thing about making a law about age limit on when you can be a vigilante is that being a vigilante is already illegal. "You must be this old to commit this crime that we will then harrass you about anyway".
I have never read a Marvel comic when I was a kid. And only read infinity gauntlet. I have heard of comicgate, but never thought that it was never a big deal, just social justice warrior shit, doing woke garbage to appeal to Twitter people, but now I truly understand why this industry is dying as fast as possible now.
With the concept of these super hero names I would like to see the superheros Boomer, Simp, Zoomer and maybe Mukbang. XD remember when superheroes were named after what their power resembled? Now they gotta be named as a statement to something... ugh...
Trumpy Bear has my vote for next election, and I'm not even American, mostly because his views on sexdoll rights, and whether or not they are alive under the rules and legislation of Toy Story logic are quite interesting, I believe in Trumpy Bear and god fucking bless America.
When you're that desperate for fame while also give it an interview to a car commercial you know the clock is ticking on her along with the rest of Hollywood being go the way of classical music etc.
Classical music requires talent and is still loved cross culturally by millions of people. Why would you want Hollywood to last for centuries, do you like pedophiles?
Celebrities dont know shit what the fuck is going on.... they live in their own bubble and yet many lives will tragically die. hopefully its their own click of people that get taken out along with us.
Be a lady they said video ; I've never heard a guy say, please go bleach your butthole so why people out there doin this and spreading them cheeks in the sun. But seriously, societal demands are not one sided when it comes to gender. I feel pressure to lose weight, dont be too emotional, but be emotional etc
Behold, the future of Marvel heroes:
A meme-obsessed technophile, twins named after Internet buzzwords, a tryhard vampire in neon, and fat Dora.
A Gaspilled Asian(?), The Lanesters, Blood On The Dancefloor, and Runs With Bison
I'd pick the technophile over any of the rest. If he's permanently connected to the internet I should be able to block him when he gets annoying and then he can't speak to me.
Twincest of Alabama.
Internet gas never gets old.
Internet farts
My computer broke wind
rich people singing inspirational songs about not being greedy and helping others yet don't use their wealth and power to help fellow humans. do i smell hypocrisy?
These motherfuckers are assholes and hypocrites if they think singing songs about helping people are doing anything
So back in the 1970s, KFC has a massive advertising campaign in japan where they pushed fried chicken as a Christmas meal. The campaign was successful, which is why KFC is now considered a Christmas tradition for many Japanese families.
JLongBone insulting ImAllexx is the best thing thats happened in this week
"we're all in this together"
Legit every time I see that hashtag that damn song pops into my head too
OH GOD MY HEAD AUTOMATICALLY TRANSLATED IT TO THAT SONG AS I WAS READING IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The stupid thing about making a law about age limit on when you can be a vigilante is that being a vigilante is already illegal.
"You must be this old to commit this crime that we will then harrass you about anyway".
No surprise since this is same guy who came up with INTERNET GAS.
I swear you make everything bearable. Give me some of that energy will ya JLong.
Without the audience warm up, forced applause, and laughter, ole Jimmy showed how funny he isn't.
Celebs are re-defining the words.
powerful: something ordinary
pure: something stupid
Actively avoided that terrible imagine thing and here I am crying now from various versions of pain
Ryan Reynolds is the only real human I’m convinced.
Found you
Micah Putman 🤣
He calls everyone out and I adore him for it
Probably one of the worst things about snowflake and safespace is they are a discount cloak and dagger
The worst part is that SafeSpace can't make safe space for himself, just other people...he has to get triggered for other people ,but not himself.
Sarah Altieri That and a multitude of other reasons
Sarah Altieri one thing I will give snowflake is at least her power doesn’t exclusively work on drug addicts like dagger’s
I think the family eating KFC is supposed to be Japanese. Apparently KFC is a big thing over there during Christmas
It's a HUGE deal over there. They make reservations months in advance to get it around Christmas.
37:40 yikes! That's not Madonna's face! That's Madonna's face _after_ Mouse crazy-glued it to his grandmother's fugly mug!😬🎭😂🦇
What up, my epidemic Ewoks?
Every time I see Trailblazer I Imagine "Felix the Fat".
I have never read a Marvel comic when I was a kid. And only read infinity gauntlet. I have heard of comicgate, but never thought that it was never a big deal, just social justice warrior shit, doing woke garbage to appeal to Twitter people, but now I truly understand why this industry is dying as fast as possible now.
Gal Gadot I love you girl, but this ain't it chief.
"Try to maintain a healthy body weight. Don't eat too much, but don't starve yourself." "YOU'RE SAYING YOU WANT ME TO DIE!?"
With the concept of these super hero names I would like to see the superheros Boomer, Simp, Zoomer and maybe Mukbang. XD
remember when superheroes were named after what their power resembled? Now they gotta be named as a statement to something... ugh...
These kids today huffing the internet.
No one complained about Harriet because the Woke Knights would scream racism.
"we wuz Christmas kangs"
I can't!!🤣
Trumpy Bear has my vote for next election, and I'm not even American, mostly because his views on sexdoll rights, and whether or not they are alive under the rules and legislation of Toy Story logic are quite interesting, I believe in Trumpy Bear and god fucking bless America.
There's a guy named Turd Flinging Monkey who sells used cum water from his sex doll.
Mate are you serious, then again we are in a universe where Marvel does shit such as this, internet gas, fuck me.
Celestina's bathwater is expensive
@@rainingterror5083 It's more than Belle Delphine's water. Gotta stick it to those feminists, Yo.
"Honey, I'm out buying some groceries!" ... "Okay sweety, don't get raped!"
It's "Attention Removal Syndrome Earache"... or A.R.S.E. for short.
Miranda from Sex In the City acting like she's not ALSO trying to define a lady and tell women what to do
When you're that desperate for fame while also give it an interview to a car commercial you know the clock is ticking on her along with the rest of Hollywood being go the way of classical music etc.
Classical music requires talent and is still loved cross culturally by millions of people. Why would you want Hollywood to last for centuries, do you like pedophiles?
That bearded man seems to be angry that his pick didn't win....or there was no gravy left...
Jordan Brannen an attitude that anyone has when their pick dosent win
This is what happens when you have high expectations. You end up disappointing yourself. Keep your expectations to a minimum.
Celebrities dont know shit what the fuck is going on.... they live in their own bubble and yet many lives will tragically die. hopefully its their own click of people that get taken out along with us.
Let's go eat some fried fish, fried fish!
Huh, I really thought the "Imagine" video was going to be much worse
"i want to see someone creative from these mother fuckers is that too much to ask"
me: yes
EXPERIMENTAL INTERNET GAS
Bruh, I couldn’t even tell Kimmel was telling jokes, what the fuck.
That "Imagine" cover was sparse, man...sparse.
Minus the sp. 😁😅
Just when you thought marvel couldn't get worse
Be a lady they said video ;
I've never heard a guy say, please go bleach your butthole so why people out there doin this and spreading them cheeks in the sun.
But seriously, societal demands are not one sided when it comes to gender. I feel pressure to lose weight, dont be too emotional, but be emotional etc
marvel and the comic book industry is going to die soon R.I.P.
Lol they never made that new warriors comic case they got bullied so hard
I’m calling internet gas. Internet farts. Cuz the idea is terrible and it’s funnier to say.
WTF wasn't this supposed to be tonight?!
They got it all wrong. Santa is an islamist suicide bomber. :-p
Oh god not Jimmy Kimmel, noooooo
1:03:08 some fun fact about kiblesmif he did write a book Santa lover and he is millioner .
Let this sink in
The red pulled movie Bob sounds like he's spitting everytime he speaks. It's so annoying to listen to
I remember a Russian Santa Claws.
Your spoon scrapping the bowl over Madonna's creepy bathwater music, let me see beyond space and time
please dont eat cereal while streaming again cant stand the sound of slurping and smacking in the mic
Wait, why did it only save the last 2 hours of this stream?
Still needs time processing,give it more time
@@robinbuncic4016 Ah, thanks!
I missed a stream again 😣
nice iliteration
Okay it lowkey bothers me no one is on the right pitch but whatever 🙄 like are we tone deaf?
1:37:36 What about lesbians?
Please don't use f word with the Lord's name
oh no jlongbone is not funny anymore TT