Don"t Mess With Corey

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  • Опубліковано 11 лип 2015
  • Corey tells a Story about Some Tool telling everyone that He is Corey! Too Funny
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  • @leo_the_dorito1922
    @leo_the_dorito1922 2 роки тому +1746

    imagine Corey Taylor walking up to you in a bar and asking if you’re Corey Taylor

    • @beerme8314
      @beerme8314 2 роки тому +67

      if he asked me for an autograph i would have done it

    • @trillrifaxegrindor4411
      @trillrifaxegrindor4411 2 роки тому +32

      the neck alone would terrify me...

    • @proudsaiyanprince2651
      @proudsaiyanprince2651 2 роки тому +13

      @@trillrifaxegrindor4411 he’s like 5’8. 😂

    • @sam9014
      @sam9014 2 роки тому +11

      oh god I would faint

    • @WTFisHappeningToMe
      @WTFisHappeningToMe 2 роки тому +50

      I heard the singer Of Stone Sour asked the singer of Slipknot for an autograph

  • @Barbiesusedtampon
    @Barbiesusedtampon 2 роки тому +623

    He has like a nice talking voice, like if you only listen to his singing/screaming metal voice you won't expect his regular talking voice to be so chill and mellow

    • @billbarthel5224
      @billbarthel5224 2 роки тому +15

      I feel the same. Then that "right now" near the end all of a sudden makes me want to get in the pit. Like flipped the reality from comedy show to concert

    • @AceOfSpades66964
      @AceOfSpades66964 2 роки тому +3

      A bit like ivan moody of five finger death punch, the guy can make his voice go insane yet he sounds so chill when talking

    • @7shinta7
      @7shinta7 2 роки тому +2

      I'd reccomend listening to Omega from the self titled Stone Sour album.
      He also read all his books as audiobooks and does an amazing job.

    • @dhruvlevel9641
      @dhruvlevel9641 2 роки тому

      Ikr his voice is so good

    • @nkklane24
      @nkklane24 Рік тому

      I’ve come to learn. Never think you know anything about the limitations of Corey’s voice.

  • @stevesalt8003
    @stevesalt8003 2 роки тому +653

    I've always said Corey is a great poet, turns out he's a great story teller as well.

    • @halosrusty
      @halosrusty 2 роки тому +3

      As Jack Burton says it’s all in the linguistics

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 2 роки тому +3

      I won't drop it.

    • @CROninja666
      @CROninja666 Рік тому +3

      He's great in general

  • @paypachase3581
    @paypachase3581 2 роки тому +338

    His timing and his impromptu is on point. He could do stand up.

    • @fried_tacos1587
      @fried_tacos1587 2 роки тому +15

      Hes also really good at his expressions (makes sense since you know wearing a mask lol) idk how good he'd be at coming up with jokes but he's really good at telling stories/experiences

    • @WardenOfTerra
      @WardenOfTerra 2 роки тому +2

      That's because he's good at bullshitting.

    • @inferno-xh6de
      @inferno-xh6de 10 місяців тому

      👨‍🦽⬅️ but he could not do stand up

  • @urmumlol6510
    @urmumlol6510 2 роки тому +473

    When you think about it, imagine how humiliating that would've been. Imagine doing that and the person you're pretending to be confronts you when you're drunk asf

    • @coreypaynter4011
      @coreypaynter4011 2 роки тому +21

      That would be the definition of an "oh shit" moment

    • @trillrifaxegrindor4411
      @trillrifaxegrindor4411 2 роки тому +7

      if the dude was as drunk as he said a lot of this wouldve went well over his head

    • @XRPeakyBlindAR
      @XRPeakyBlindAR 2 роки тому

      Thats kinda..um.. wjat he just told the story of? Lol

    • @skullapendra4435
      @skullapendra4435 2 роки тому

      I remember reading about this in a magazine, some 20 years back. As soon as I'd heard about Corey's spoken word tours, I had to know if he'd told this story again. Was not disappointed 😂

  • @willyzook
    @willyzook 2 роки тому +127

    I’ve always loved Corey’s ability to talk to anyone, and treat everyone with the respect they give him.

    • @dieselexhausted
      @dieselexhausted 2 роки тому +7

      ...which includes the same disrespect as well 😂
      "I'll do anything for ya or anything to ya, which one happens is up to you"

    • @willyzook
      @willyzook 2 роки тому

      @@dieselexhausted good point! 😂

  • @chandlerbarker5078
    @chandlerbarker5078 3 роки тому +817

    Every time he gets in trouble he should just call Mick and Jim

    • @harrynorris1953
      @harrynorris1953 3 роки тому +64

      Clown gonna wear goggles to show him as a keg barrel but bring out the giants

    • @thomasboyce4589
      @thomasboyce4589 2 роки тому +133

      If he calls Craig, they'd never find the body.

    • @MrJoker6onPSN
      @MrJoker6onPSN 2 роки тому +70

      @@thomasboyce4589 Craig seems like the type of guy to shred the body into pieces. Sounds really fucking dark but it seems like Craig

    • @yellow2238
      @yellow2238 2 роки тому +9

      @@MrJoker6onPSN edgy

    • @MrJoker6onPSN
      @MrJoker6onPSN 2 роки тому +22

      @@yellow2238 just seems like Craig dude.

  • @jimmywilliams4257
    @jimmywilliams4257 3 роки тому +542

    I have mad respect for him my childhood idol!

    • @natem6456
      @natem6456 2 роки тому +7

      Honest to God, same.

  • @ELECTRiCMELViN69
    @ELECTRiCMELViN69 2 роки тому +186

    I love how he can't stop putting his foot on the speaker. Can't blame him lol

  • @thatbadgamer1264
    @thatbadgamer1264 2 роки тому +1373

    He should be a comedian i think he'd do well

    • @andrewknutson91
      @andrewknutson91 2 роки тому +63

      He could be like Christopher Titus and just tell funny, fucked-up stories about his life. He'd be a great comic.

    • @joegoldstein4567
      @joegoldstein4567 2 роки тому +25

      He’s a phenomenal storyteller. Tom Morello-like

    • @aespo05
      @aespo05 2 роки тому +10

      Hes a musician and artist all music is is storytelling you just have to know how to listen. And yes I'd definitely see a CMFT comedy show

    • @michaeljames1593
      @michaeljames1593 2 роки тому +7

      He's def be a Joey Diaz type, no real jokes, just some funny ass stories.

    • @trentdevlaminck9927
      @trentdevlaminck9927 2 роки тому

      I agree

  • @TheJonnyringo84
    @TheJonnyringo84 2 роки тому +136

    The guy shouting at the end asked the important question but it cut off before we could get an answer. WHO PAID THE TAB??????????

    • @kragar77
      @kragar77 2 роки тому +7

      There probably wasn't a tab and instead was just his buddy saying that to get Corey over there lol

    • @sixty-nine3574
      @sixty-nine3574 2 роки тому

      Probably whoever made up the story since no one opens a tab without a credit card

  • @allenszykula8071
    @allenszykula8071 2 роки тому +100

    It's kind of crazy where his speaking voices pops in and out of his singing voices every so often.

  • @johnbagley8211
    @johnbagley8211 2 роки тому +56

    "WHO PAID THE TAB?!" For real tho...

    • @dieselexhausted
      @dieselexhausted 2 роки тому +2

      Found the bartender in the audience 😂

  • @wyattjackson977
    @wyattjackson977 2 роки тому +90

    Corey is a class act man through and through. We need a Netflix series on just him telling stories

  • @RahduDrahkqul75
    @RahduDrahkqul75 2 роки тому +245

    "I'll sign one for you." Full stop, that's the greatest punchline. Should have ended the story right there.

    • @skullapendra4435
      @skullapendra4435 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, but then people would just repeatedly ask what happened next. He may have anticipated that.

  • @_jp__
    @_jp__ 2 роки тому +32

    When he says “where’s this ***hole” at 02:33 it sounds like he’s singing in Slipknot mode

  • @texasrangerwalker8945
    @texasrangerwalker8945 2 роки тому +61

    Man even talking his voice is so strong and unique

  • @vommittt
    @vommittt 2 роки тому +22

    I lost it when that dude screamed "asshooooole" lmao

  • @craigstarling4704
    @craigstarling4704 2 роки тому +78

    Corey Taylor has the best Voice in Metal and is a damn good Comedian as well.

    • @thevoicewithin9845
      @thevoicewithin9845 2 роки тому

      Corey Taylor, Ivan Moody, David Draiman, Myles Kennedy and, if you class Tenacious D as the same genre branch of metal/hard rock, Jack Black are all up there and good enough to be the very best. Who actually is the best is all down to personal taste/opinion. For me, each of them are so unique and have incredible voices both recorded and live, I just couldn't simply pick one and say oh, he is the very best!
      Also note, I only mentioned male singers. Metal is full of incredible female vocalists too but they are even more difficult to compare to the likes of Corey Taylor!

    • @pinkdragon4830
      @pinkdragon4830 9 місяців тому +1

      5:58

  • @mikeells6069
    @mikeells6069 3 роки тому +268

    Do NOT use Corey's name... EVER

  • @noiz3
    @noiz3 2 роки тому +43

    And that's the story of how I defeated my evil clone

  • @weenbeen9104
    @weenbeen9104 2 роки тому +127

    Lmao imagine everyone's reaction in the pub, they were prolly all in shock and confusion lol

  • @ThePhobos100
    @ThePhobos100 2 роки тому +72

    Corey could possibly do stand up comedy.

  • @DrEvil-np6jx
    @DrEvil-np6jx 2 роки тому +39

    He definitely gave that guy a crazy story to tell , fuck with Corey he's gonna be the nicest guy to you right before he throws you tf out

  • @jaredklock8754
    @jaredklock8754 2 роки тому +93

    This is pretty much Corey Taylor stand up right here.

  • @whateverdude4434
    @whateverdude4434 2 роки тому +59

    He's such a great performer.

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver 2 роки тому +20

    I love his voice. I could listen to him talk all day.

  • @veronica1923
    @veronica1923 2 роки тому +25

    when his voice got deep.... 😩😩😩

  • @RahduDrahkqul75
    @RahduDrahkqul75 2 роки тому +46

    So if I go to my local bar and run- up- a" tab under Corey Taylor's name there might be a chance he personally shows up ? I mean he'll kick me out of the bar but he'll pay my bill and sign an autograph.

  • @stihlextreme9357
    @stihlextreme9357 2 роки тому +46

    Love Corey! 👊🏻🤟🏻

  • @Eidolon5150
    @Eidolon5150 2 роки тому +224

    I’d like to think it’s a member of limp bizkit

    • @coscwyite
      @coscwyite 2 роки тому +11

      ....dude. Come on. Seriously?

    • @sherrizelinski7424
      @sherrizelinski7424 2 роки тому +7

      That would've been priceless 😂

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 2 роки тому +1

      haha i was picturing corey walking up to the imposter
      "i'm gonna killll you" remember when he screamed this into the camera in response to limp bizkit talking trash about slipknot fans..he did it in his infamous scream voice lol the guy woulda $hit himself

    • @coscwyite
      @coscwyite 2 роки тому

      @@kimmyfreak200 you do realize years later Corey admitted to having faked that whole beef to gain attraction, right?

    • @h4zemuny
      @h4zemuny 2 роки тому

      @@coscwyite yup! he did a good job of it too

  • @ExhumedToConsume
    @ExhumedToConsume 2 роки тому +3

    lmao "come again?"

  • @RequiemForYourDream940
    @RequiemForYourDream940 2 роки тому +27

    "You love that movie...you needa get outta here"😂😂😂😋😋😋🤘🤘🤘

  • @owlofdreams8091
    @owlofdreams8091 2 роки тому +16

    I could listen to him for eternity

  • @justsomeguywholosthismusta8495
    @justsomeguywholosthismusta8495 2 роки тому +12

    Imagine walking into a bar and pretending to be Corey Taylor only for the real Corey Taylor to walk up to you and ask you if you're him

  • @dycorty9182
    @dycorty9182 2 роки тому +18

    Met him at CLE Hopkins after the APMAS in 2015 and he was an absolute gentleman, even got to take a picture with him too!

  • @SophieTheBagel1984
    @SophieTheBagel1984 2 роки тому +10

    Not gonna lie. When his voice went tgat deep I got a shiver up my spine. I fucking love Corey Taylor.

  • @freddypalacios1668
    @freddypalacios1668 2 роки тому +5

    The guy at the end..."who paid the tab!"

  • @johnwalter6410
    @johnwalter6410 2 роки тому +12

    There was a guy in Philly one time telling everyone he was Corey. It was actually in the paper.

  • @stevehunt9051
    @stevehunt9051 2 роки тому +13

    Corey's a smart dude!! Great talent!

  • @jeremybettis8446
    @jeremybettis8446 2 роки тому +114

    All 5’7” of him in a rage, I’m sure it was cute.

    • @mercharris5266
      @mercharris5266 2 роки тому +7

      All going 6’ under

    • @louismaynard881
      @louismaynard881 2 роки тому +16

      He could be 4’4” and I still wouldn’t fuck with him

    • @dabirl6763
      @dabirl6763 2 роки тому +10

      Why does his height matter?

    • @michealbates6369
      @michealbates6369 2 роки тому +4

      @@louismaynard881 Just cause he plays a bad ass on stage doesn't mean anything in real life. He's out of his prime and abused his body with drugs and booze for a good chunk of his life. On top of that, it's not like he made an effort to get in good shape after he cleaned up. If he was 5'7 and like a boxer or mma fighter or some shit that's one thing. But he is neither.

    • @jordansnell6849
      @jordansnell6849 2 роки тому +2

      @@michealbates6369 savage but true. I'm a huge fan. But just because he has a crazy scream and is confident doesn't mean he's deadly

  • @jesseferguson8668
    @jesseferguson8668 2 роки тому +8

    I remember reading about that story in Spin magazine a long time ago lol

  • @VengefulJarl
    @VengefulJarl 2 роки тому +10

    Man i remember reading this story back in 99 or 2000.

  • @GxXfunkin
    @GxXfunkin 2 роки тому

    Love this.

  • @pizzaman6926
    @pizzaman6926 2 роки тому +13

    Corey Taylor Stand Up Special When? "Corey Taylor: What Do I Think?" Those who get it get it

  • @encyclopediabrown1334
    @encyclopediabrown1334 2 роки тому +13

    So now I'm in rage mode I'm like (super low pitch but still fucking frightening, arghhhhhhhhh)

  • @crimes2004
    @crimes2004 2 роки тому +1

    EARMUFFS!!! xD

  • @funnydylan9834
    @funnydylan9834 6 місяців тому +1

    Bruh, I’d hang out with Corey Taylor and listen to his stories and have a laugh. I love his don’t give a shit attitude. 😊❤️👍🏻

  • @Charl1eSheenWIN
    @Charl1eSheenWIN 3 роки тому +92

    Corey reminds me of Dane Cook. It seems corey got some of his stage presence from Dane

    • @ElCapitanJones
      @ElCapitanJones 2 роки тому

      The more I watch this the more I agree.

    • @a_rabid_raccoon
      @a_rabid_raccoon 2 роки тому +7

      what an awful thing to say. it wasn't too bad in my opinion!

    • @Charl1eSheenWIN
      @Charl1eSheenWIN 2 роки тому +1

      @@a_rabid_raccoon it wasn't an insult.

    • @a_rabid_raccoon
      @a_rabid_raccoon 2 роки тому +8

      @@Charl1eSheenWIN bro, you just compared him to dane cook... If that isn't insulting then idk what is.

    • @Charl1eSheenWIN
      @Charl1eSheenWIN 2 роки тому +2

      @@a_rabid_raccoon Comparing his stage presence to a successful comedian's stage presence is insulting? yikes

  • @russelrenznerosa8969
    @russelrenznerosa8969 2 роки тому +1

    The best stand up comedian in the world of metal.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Рік тому +1

    I was super lucky to see Corey and Clown speak at M.I. when I went to school there. It gave me a new respect for those guys! Clown is a really deep person.

  • @kindnutritionist2672
    @kindnutritionist2672 2 роки тому

    What a sweetheart he is 😍

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc Рік тому +3

    He's a great storyteller.

  • @ThomasMurphyCosplay
    @ThomasMurphyCosplay 7 місяців тому +1

    Corey Taylor is a real life Super Hero that doesn't need a Cape 🤟

  • @mass96mass
    @mass96mass 2 місяці тому

    Dude at the end "WHO PAYED THE TAB?!" 😂

    • @pigebear
      @pigebear  2 місяці тому

      The ahole that charged it

    • @mass96mass
      @mass96mass Місяць тому

      @@pigebear I doubt it.

  • @pcgarbage
    @pcgarbage 2 роки тому

    Cory sounded like Chris Farley for a second there imitating the imposter lol

  • @isaiahca01
    @isaiahca01 2 роки тому +3

    SANTAA!!😂😂 5:49

  • @aguadoll8162
    @aguadoll8162 Рік тому

    Corey must've loved that Bruce Lee shirt Tony was wearing in Age of Ultron lmaoo

  • @assodclownjr4650
    @assodclownjr4650 2 роки тому +6

    I met Corey in Pittsburgh. He was the coolest guy. Day and bullshitted for 5 minutes.

  • @tcutright1
    @tcutright1 2 роки тому +1

    Sadly...I remember this...twice...from being in the bar and when he told it at the Big Day Off concert....still fucking hilarious

  • @joepesce7091
    @joepesce7091 2 роки тому +5

    Corey Taylor reminds me of Henry Rollins when he is doing his spoken words.

  • @JesseDeadly
    @JesseDeadly 2 роки тому

    “Who paid the tab “ 😂😂

  • @4ngel0fd34th
    @4ngel0fd34th 2 роки тому +1

    Corey is a good showman.

  • @vixation140
    @vixation140 Рік тому

    Me trying to convince my mom I don’t believe in Santa Claus: BUSTED!!

  • @kristenellsworth9621
    @kristenellsworth9621 22 дні тому

    Corey is really a genuine dude, he's so chill and everything. And he's also incredibly fucking hot, damn.

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 2 роки тому +1

    he should do stand up! lol

  • @thedeserts
    @thedeserts Рік тому +2

    hes a very fun storyteller

  • @horror_fam0847
    @horror_fam0847 Рік тому +1

    Seriously Netflix or some streaming platform needs to give him an hour special just telling stories and jokes I would pay to watch that

  • @andrewmcgee5060
    @andrewmcgee5060 2 роки тому +1

    He could always do comedy, he’s pretty good

  • @dislike7973
    @dislike7973 2 роки тому +1

    corey watches jurassic park to flex hes dinosour neck

  • @alextaramona1
    @alextaramona1 Рік тому

    Funny as hell!!

  • @joshperkins2487
    @joshperkins2487 2 роки тому +1

    Straight up if I'm a fan boy for any type of media/entertainer/front man/artist then Corey Taylor is why!!!!

  • @jacobwilson5549
    @jacobwilson5549 2 роки тому +5

    He has a good way with moving his voice around maybe he should like..... join a band🤓

  • @jimmyconway3844
    @jimmyconway3844 2 роки тому

    Very talented guy

  • @komradenikolai
    @komradenikolai 2 роки тому +5

    I have lived in VA Beach my entire life, yes this city is a Hell hole

  • @TrevorGray4758
    @TrevorGray4758 2 роки тому +6

    He’s actually great at everything. Holy shit.

  • @masonflynn9866
    @masonflynn9866 2 роки тому

    He said there was a circle of dudes with slipknot laminates. Imagine shitting yourself because Mick and Jim are standing right there 🤣😆🤣😆

  • @party4tool
    @party4tool 2 роки тому

    Corey!! Start stand up!!!! You would fucking rock it\w/ \w/

  • @fourleafcloveer5011
    @fourleafcloveer5011 2 роки тому

    YES! I was there. the guy that pretended to be you is Kevin Criswel. Virginia beach is crazy!

  • @hotsauce9166
    @hotsauce9166 2 роки тому

    He would be successful at anything he wants to become! Genius,

  • @coryphillips3195
    @coryphillips3195 2 роки тому +5

    He makes me wish I had an E in my name

  • @bryanmckinney1098
    @bryanmckinney1098 2 роки тому

    Yea I was Corey Taylor for a spell in the early 2000's.... good timexz

  • @dmattdevlin
    @dmattdevlin 2 роки тому +12

    The absolute funniest part of this whole story is that Corey Taylor acts like he's tough.

  • @quinn4076
    @quinn4076 2 роки тому +1

    DUDE imagine being shitfaced telling everyone you’re Corey Taylor and then you wake up face-to-face with him and he’s asking you for an autograph. I hope he wasn’t wasted enough to not remember

  • @moodybeignet3385
    @moodybeignet3385 2 роки тому

    Ummm he could totally be a stand up comedian!!! he's hilarious!

  • @choysrhoyt6819
    @choysrhoyt6819 2 роки тому

    Damn it lol I like that movie too.

  • @keymaster430
    @keymaster430 2 роки тому +1

    That shout at the very end was the same thing I was wondering. Who paid the tab?

  • @CJW0056
    @CJW0056 2 роки тому

    His head and body size proportion looks like an NBA Jam character

  • @wolfs9843
    @wolfs9843 2 роки тому +1

    He’s such a big man … FIAAMF

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 2 роки тому +15

    Would love to meet this man

    • @UrAvergFrTeen
      @UrAvergFrTeen 2 роки тому +1

      Any error and he will publicly destroy you lol 🤣

    • @lilgothpotato4867
      @lilgothpotato4867 2 роки тому +2

      @@UrAvergFrTeen that’s like every slipknot fans wildest dream

    • @UrAvergFrTeen
      @UrAvergFrTeen 2 роки тому +1

      @@lilgothpotato4867 Ikr I want this too

  • @zodivamp
    @zodivamp 2 роки тому

    i can only imagine that this is from the raven in va beach on the oceanfront lol

  • @yinmey
    @yinmey 10 місяців тому

    I swear thats his favourite shirt

  • @mattwarren5038
    @mattwarren5038 2 роки тому

    When he imitates the drunk guy he sounds like Chris Farley

  • @nicolepickering7056
    @nicolepickering7056 7 місяців тому

    So who paid the tab?

  • @kruornoctis
    @kruornoctis 2 роки тому +1

    about a 98% chance it didnt happen as badass as he reckons

  • @berke2336
    @berke2336 2 роки тому +1

    Corey's built like a skinnier Thumb Thumb from spy kids

  • @patykboom
    @patykboom Рік тому

    where can I find the whole thing?

  • @samsamsonson7586
    @samsamsonson7586 2 роки тому +3

    This is an allegorical story of when he met himself in the mirror.

  • @StevieJay404
    @StevieJay404 2 роки тому +3

    Covid: challenge accepted.

  • @StringierHail56
    @StringierHail56 2 роки тому +1

    Him and Henry Rollins are the most soft-spoken violent people I've ever seen