He has like a nice talking voice, like if you only listen to his singing/screaming metal voice you won't expect his regular talking voice to be so chill and mellow
I feel the same. Then that "right now" near the end all of a sudden makes me want to get in the pit. Like flipped the reality from comedy show to concert
Hes also really good at his expressions (makes sense since you know wearing a mask lol) idk how good he'd be at coming up with jokes but he's really good at telling stories/experiences
When you think about it, imagine how humiliating that would've been. Imagine doing that and the person you're pretending to be confronts you when you're drunk asf
I remember reading about this in a magazine, some 20 years back. As soon as I'd heard about Corey's spoken word tours, I had to know if he'd told this story again. Was not disappointed 😂
Corey Taylor, Ivan Moody, David Draiman, Myles Kennedy and, if you class Tenacious D as the same genre branch of metal/hard rock, Jack Black are all up there and good enough to be the very best. Who actually is the best is all down to personal taste/opinion. For me, each of them are so unique and have incredible voices both recorded and live, I just couldn't simply pick one and say oh, he is the very best! Also note, I only mentioned male singers. Metal is full of incredible female vocalists too but they are even more difficult to compare to the likes of Corey Taylor!
haha i was picturing corey walking up to the imposter "i'm gonna killll you" remember when he screamed this into the camera in response to limp bizkit talking trash about slipknot fans..he did it in his infamous scream voice lol the guy woulda $hit himself
So if I go to my local bar and run- up- a" tab under Corey Taylor's name there might be a chance he personally shows up ? I mean he'll kick me out of the bar but he'll pay my bill and sign an autograph.
@@louismaynard881 Just cause he plays a bad ass on stage doesn't mean anything in real life. He's out of his prime and abused his body with drugs and booze for a good chunk of his life. On top of that, it's not like he made an effort to get in good shape after he cleaned up. If he was 5'7 and like a boxer or mma fighter or some shit that's one thing. But he is neither.
I was super lucky to see Corey and Clown speak at M.I. when I went to school there. It gave me a new respect for those guys! Clown is a really deep person.
DUDE imagine being shitfaced telling everyone you’re Corey Taylor and then you wake up face-to-face with him and he’s asking you for an autograph. I hope he wasn’t wasted enough to not remember
imagine Corey Taylor walking up to you in a bar and asking if you’re Corey Taylor
if he asked me for an autograph i would have done it
the neck alone would terrify me...
@@trillrifaxegrindor4411 he’s like 5’8. 😂
oh god I would faint
I heard the singer Of Stone Sour asked the singer of Slipknot for an autograph
He has like a nice talking voice, like if you only listen to his singing/screaming metal voice you won't expect his regular talking voice to be so chill and mellow
I feel the same. Then that "right now" near the end all of a sudden makes me want to get in the pit. Like flipped the reality from comedy show to concert
A bit like ivan moody of five finger death punch, the guy can make his voice go insane yet he sounds so chill when talking
I'd reccomend listening to Omega from the self titled Stone Sour album.
He also read all his books as audiobooks and does an amazing job.
Ikr his voice is so good
I’ve come to learn. Never think you know anything about the limitations of Corey’s voice.
I've always said Corey is a great poet, turns out he's a great story teller as well.
As Jack Burton says it’s all in the linguistics
I won't drop it.
He's great in general
His timing and his impromptu is on point. He could do stand up.
Hes also really good at his expressions (makes sense since you know wearing a mask lol) idk how good he'd be at coming up with jokes but he's really good at telling stories/experiences
That's because he's good at bullshitting.
👨🦽⬅️ but he could not do stand up
When you think about it, imagine how humiliating that would've been. Imagine doing that and the person you're pretending to be confronts you when you're drunk asf
That would be the definition of an "oh shit" moment
if the dude was as drunk as he said a lot of this wouldve went well over his head
Thats kinda..um.. wjat he just told the story of? Lol
I remember reading about this in a magazine, some 20 years back. As soon as I'd heard about Corey's spoken word tours, I had to know if he'd told this story again. Was not disappointed 😂
I’ve always loved Corey’s ability to talk to anyone, and treat everyone with the respect they give him.
...which includes the same disrespect as well 😂
"I'll do anything for ya or anything to ya, which one happens is up to you"
@@dieselexhausted good point! 😂
unless its slipknot drummers, lol
Every time he gets in trouble he should just call Mick and Jim
Clown gonna wear goggles to show him as a keg barrel but bring out the giants
If he calls Craig, they'd never find the body.
@@ThomasBoyce5000 Craig seems like the type of guy to shred the body into pieces. Sounds really fucking dark but it seems like Craig
@@MrJoker6onPSN edgy
@@yellow2238 just seems like Craig dude.
I have mad respect for him my childhood idol!
Honest to God, same.
I love how he can't stop putting his foot on the speaker. Can't blame him lol
Habit
He should be a comedian i think he'd do well
He could be like Christopher Titus and just tell funny, fucked-up stories about his life. He'd be a great comic.
He’s a phenomenal storyteller. Tom Morello-like
Hes a musician and artist all music is is storytelling you just have to know how to listen. And yes I'd definitely see a CMFT comedy show
He's def be a Joey Diaz type, no real jokes, just some funny ass stories.
I agree
Corey is a class act man through and through. We need a Netflix series on just him telling stories
Let me be the first to say that I agree with you 👍🏻
It's kind of crazy where his speaking voices pops in and out of his singing voices every so often.
Well no shit lmao
And that's the story of how I defeated my evil clone
Man even talking his voice is so strong and unique
When he says “where’s this ***hole” at 02:33 it sounds like he’s singing in Slipknot mode
"I'll sign one for you." Full stop, that's the greatest punchline. Should have ended the story right there.
Yeah, but then people would just repeatedly ask what happened next. He may have anticipated that.
I lost it when that dude screamed "asshooooole" lmao
The guy shouting at the end asked the important question but it cut off before we could get an answer. WHO PAID THE TAB??????????
There probably wasn't a tab and instead was just his buddy saying that to get Corey over there lol
Probably whoever made up the story since no one opens a tab without a credit card
"WHO PAID THE TAB?!" For real tho...
Found the bartender in the audience 😂
Corey Taylor has the best Voice in Metal and is a damn good Comedian as well.
Corey Taylor, Ivan Moody, David Draiman, Myles Kennedy and, if you class Tenacious D as the same genre branch of metal/hard rock, Jack Black are all up there and good enough to be the very best. Who actually is the best is all down to personal taste/opinion. For me, each of them are so unique and have incredible voices both recorded and live, I just couldn't simply pick one and say oh, he is the very best!
Also note, I only mentioned male singers. Metal is full of incredible female vocalists too but they are even more difficult to compare to the likes of Corey Taylor!
5:58
Lmao imagine everyone's reaction in the pub, they were prolly all in shock and confusion lol
He definitely gave that guy a crazy story to tell , fuck with Corey he's gonna be the nicest guy to you right before he throws you tf out
Do NOT use Corey's name... EVER
Its an insult to portray a Corey lol
All the cool guys are named Corey!!
Then I'll just call him Greg
He's such a great performer.
I love his voice. I could listen to him talk all day.
This is pretty much Corey Taylor stand up right here.
Corey could possibly do stand up comedy.
I’d like to think it’s a member of limp bizkit
....dude. Come on. Seriously?
That would've been priceless 😂
haha i was picturing corey walking up to the imposter
"i'm gonna killll you" remember when he screamed this into the camera in response to limp bizkit talking trash about slipknot fans..he did it in his infamous scream voice lol the guy woulda $hit himself
@@kimmyfreak200 you do realize years later Corey admitted to having faked that whole beef to gain attraction, right?
@@coscwyite yup! he did a good job of it too
Love Corey! 👊🏻🤟🏻
I could listen to him for eternity
So if I go to my local bar and run- up- a" tab under Corey Taylor's name there might be a chance he personally shows up ? I mean he'll kick me out of the bar but he'll pay my bill and sign an autograph.
Met him at CLE Hopkins after the APMAS in 2015 and he was an absolute gentleman, even got to take a picture with him too!
"You love that movie...you needa get outta here"😂😂😂😋😋😋🤘🤘🤘
Not gonna lie. When his voice went tgat deep I got a shiver up my spine. I fucking love Corey Taylor.
Corey's a smart dude!! Great talent!
Imagine walking into a bar and pretending to be Corey Taylor only for the real Corey Taylor to walk up to you and ask you if you're him
He does tell good stories. I could listen to him talk for hours ...hes hilarious 😂
The guy at the end..."who paid the tab!"
So now I'm in rage mode I'm like (super low pitch but still fucking frightening, arghhhhhhhhh)
I remember reading about that story in Spin magazine a long time ago lol
Corey reminds me of Dane Cook. It seems corey got some of his stage presence from Dane
The more I watch this the more I agree.
what an awful thing to say. it wasn't too bad in my opinion!
@@a_rabid_raccoon it wasn't an insult.
@@Charl1eSheenWIN bro, you just compared him to dane cook... If that isn't insulting then idk what is.
@@a_rabid_raccoon Comparing his stage presence to a successful comedian's stage presence is insulting? yikes
Man i remember reading this story back in 99 or 2000.
All 5’7” of him in a rage, I’m sure it was cute.
All going 6’ under
He could be 4’4” and I still wouldn’t fuck with him
Why does his height matter?
@@louismaynard881 Just cause he plays a bad ass on stage doesn't mean anything in real life. He's out of his prime and abused his body with drugs and booze for a good chunk of his life. On top of that, it's not like he made an effort to get in good shape after he cleaned up. If he was 5'7 and like a boxer or mma fighter or some shit that's one thing. But he is neither.
@@michealbates6369 savage but true. I'm a huge fan. But just because he has a crazy scream and is confident doesn't mean he's deadly
Bruh, I’d hang out with Corey Taylor and listen to his stories and have a laugh. I love his don’t give a shit attitude. 😊❤️👍🏻
Seriously Netflix or some streaming platform needs to give him an hour special just telling stories and jokes I would pay to watch that
The best stand up comedian in the world of metal.
I was super lucky to see Corey and Clown speak at M.I. when I went to school there. It gave me a new respect for those guys! Clown is a really deep person.
when his voice got deep.... 😩😩😩
OMG YESSSS!!!!!!!!
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Corey Taylor reminds me of Henry Rollins when he is doing his spoken words.
Sadly...I remember this...twice...from being in the bar and when he told it at the Big Day Off concert....still fucking hilarious
He's a great storyteller.
Would love to meet this man
Any error and he will publicly destroy you lol 🤣
@@Nate_M_PCMR that’s like every slipknot fans wildest dream
@@lilgothpotato4867 Ikr I want this too
Corey Taylor Stand Up Special When? "Corey Taylor: What Do I Think?" Those who get it get it
SANTAA!!😂😂 5:49
Dude at the end "WHO PAYED THE TAB?!" 😂
The ahole that charged it
@@pigebear I doubt it.
Corey must've loved that Bruce Lee shirt Tony was wearing in Age of Ultron lmaoo
He’s actually great at everything. Holy shit.
Ikr it's amazing. 👏
Me trying to convince my mom I don’t believe in Santa Claus: BUSTED!!
Was the name of the bar............ Murphy's?
Dropkick?
YES! I was there. the guy that pretended to be you is Kevin Criswel. Virginia beach is crazy!
Corey is really a genuine dude, he's so chill and everything. And he's also incredibly fucking hot, damn.
Corey is a good showman.
He could always do comedy, he’s pretty good
Corey Taylor is a real life Super Hero that doesn't need a Cape 🤟
hes a very fun storyteller
corey watches jurassic park to flex hes dinosour neck
Cory sounded like Chris Farley for a second there imitating the imposter lol
I have lived in VA Beach my entire life, yes this city is a Hell hole
Nice shirt Corey
about a 98% chance it didnt happen as badass as he reckons
He said there was a circle of dudes with slipknot laminates. Imagine shitting yourself because Mick and Jim are standing right there 🤣😆🤣😆
Funny as hell!!
What a sweetheart he is 😍
Him and Henry Rollins are the most soft-spoken violent people I've ever seen
And they both have massive necks
Corey's built like a skinnier Thumb Thumb from spy kids
Santa’s not real???
He has a good way with moving his voice around maybe he should like..... join a band🤓
DUDE imagine being shitfaced telling everyone you’re Corey Taylor and then you wake up face-to-face with him and he’s asking you for an autograph. I hope he wasn’t wasted enough to not remember
He makes me wish I had an E in my name
This is an allegorical story of when he met himself in the mirror.
The absolute funniest part of this whole story is that Corey Taylor acts like he's tough.
Ever noticed that Corey's head and neck are too big for his body 😅😂
Corey Taylor's got a big neck form all the years of headbanging but his ain't nothing compared to Corpsegrinder 🤘🤘🤘🤘
Straight up if I'm a fan boy for any type of media/entertainer/front man/artist then Corey Taylor is why!!!!
Corey Taylor is the Pat McAfee of heavy metal.
“Who paid the tab “ 😂😂
So the bar had to pay the tab?
His head and body size proportion looks like an NBA Jam character
he should do stand up! lol
I swear thats his favourite shirt
At 2:32 you get a tiny bit of "Slipknot Corey" 🤘
Imagine him showing he’s the real one by doing the Iowa growl
But fr tho imagine finding out Santa isn’t real from Corey Taylor
When he imitates the drunk guy he sounds like Chris Farley
Hes actually kind of cute and has a nice talking voice
He’s such a big man … FIAAMF
EARMUFFS!!! xD
Stories with Corey. Make it happen.
He would be successful at anything he wants to become! Genius,
Covid: challenge accepted.
So who paid the tab?