“The Grinch That Stole Everything”- Theo Von - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Theo Von airs his grievances with Nancy Grace, reminisces on a recent slew of prank texts he sent and imagines what life will be like once he becomes a billionaire.
Original airdate: June 1, 2012
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“Those of you who are laughing, that’s not the joke, that’s racism” was the best part of the joke, lol.
Gottem!!😂
Theo looks like Tom Brady's "special" brother..lolol
I think he looks funny without the mullet
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 you so mean
I actually think, if Tom Brady wasn't a top athlete, he'd be viewed as equally attractive as Theo.
😂
This was filmed 12'ish years ago. He was hilarious then, but he's come such a long way and really leaned into his true identity. He's a total wordsmith now. Gang gang 🤘🏻✌🏻❤️
Didn’t know him then, can’t stand him now.. 👎🏼 👎🏼
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 ok so why are you in the comment section of a Theo Von stand up 😂
@@IAmJaeWalkin I watch comedy central… I mean, are you dense
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986Did you think he was funnier back then?
Oh hes from 12 YEARS ago. I was so confused by the jokes
No mullet Theo makes me feel weird
You can’t hate him.
Lol he’s too damn funny and real and cute! Lol
Can't hate him, can't respect him.
This is probably the worst comedy performance Ive ever seen and im a Theo von fan. Not sure what youre looking at. The crowd wasnt even into what he was saying. He barely sold the jokes. They were all low energy nonsense.
@@DrummerJacobcmon man this is funny. Yes I been drinkin but hey he’s making me laugh. Lol
@@StreetHierarchywatch his podcasts- he interviews awesome people!
Last weekend.. is the podcast lol 😂 this standup is 12 years ago
Theo still the savage today he was then . Always a good banter watching #theovon
Abort-o 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Probably the least funny thing of the entire special
Google translate says it means "abort her".
"Those waves have luggage!"
Wow, he's so young here. Just a baby. I'd love to see him do a reaction to this.🤭
Yooooo! Too funny he said aborto as a name Lol 😂😂😂
THEO VON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BEYOND TALENTED!!!
YOU WERE BORN TO DO THIS!!!💯💯💯💯
KEEP THE LAUGHS COMIN’!😆🤣😂😄🤣😂😄🤣😂😄🤣😂😆
It may be 12 years old,but it’s still relevant.
"when I'm a billionaire im fking endangered species. That rare spotted owl... Hoot HOOT!" 🤣😂🤣
Theo has always been hilarious. Legend.
😂 He is weird especially the end with the Asian babies part 😮. But he is kinda pervertedly funny
Dear TV: turn the censor beeps down
📺 We apologize and also my new song is out. 😂
Theo the "Last Tisum-Dodger" Von..
Gang slang bang Gang son!
Mucho-love & respect to ya TV
Papelito y Paginas 😂😂😂😂
10:34 😂was that a Linda binda reference
This was the set back then that introduced me to Theo been a fan ever since the first time I saw this special
What you mean full special, it have some cuts!
❤❤❤ Theo smashed it☢️💪
It's funny how what he said is still relevant today.
This guy is hilarious!
They’re gonna crucify this poor bastard somehow, some way…but I’m gonna enjoy the ride!!!
This is so much better than his stand up the last 5 years
Why? B/C it has dumb abortion and sexual jokes?
It'd be a jerkernaut😂
I mean soo good! Real professional
Silent ice creams
Theo's mind is on a different level that might be scary.
Anyone know what the music is on the beginning and end of this?
This is my gangster. Love u bro. Watching this for the tenth time. Hes my gangster. Lol.
aborto? I thought i could last. haha!
😂😂but I love hot pockets an water
Tom Brady if he was a comedian 😂
The inflatab-les family.
Killer
"who else is here tonight... WHERE MY BLACK PEOPLE AT TONIGHT!?"
lol nice
First time I saw this.... pretty good ❤
I married a Jewish woman and we named our son Elry. I'm waiting for the fallout when she realizes.
@@Geardrive427-ip8vj Meet a tree
He's so freakn hilarious.. it makes me feel bad. That's probably confusing to a lot of you.. he'd know exactly what i meant 🦂
Probably the most racist comedy special I have ever heard. You don’t need to be racist to be “funny”. If you like the whole racist thing though go nuts
They are jokes...
@@hegemonycricket2182 jokes are supposed to be funny, that wasn’t funny
@@dcman4902 that was a funny set. And Theo is not racist. Perhaps you are just too sensitive.
@@hegemonycricket2182 perhaps I’m just not a racist. And don’t think making fun of people is funny
@@dcman4902 good luck ✌️
4:50
17:55
Why would Comedy Central repost this old ass special?
I hope you keep the god child
🤣👏🏻👏🏼👏🏿
the number of ads on this is unbearable
I javent gotten an ad surprisingly
😂😂😂
I thought he'd be funny. He's better as a guest on a podcast
Hell yeah he is especially when he’s on Joe Rogan or Joey Diaz podcast
This was years ago lol. He’s much funnier now imo
Its from 12 years ago. Hos comedy just got better and better.
Not bad
Wow this sucks
Hes way better nowadays
Gonzalez Steven Walker George Brown Elizabeth
None of these guys are funny. Rogan just made them famous.
Theo got famous long before meeting Rogan lol
This guy gay?
idk but why does that matter 😂
7:12
Y@@trilltaco yep def gay.
Fact: Theo Von's dad is Mexican. I thought he was funnier but what a bomb.
his dad is polish-nicaraguan. do your research buddy. he’s funnier than you’ll ever be
A bomb??? Wtf are you smokin? That was a great set
Theo’s dad is Polish born in Nicaragua. His grandpa was a missionary to Nicaragua, descended from LITERAL nobility.
That’s why his name is Von Kurnatowski
How is Theo a “stand up” comic? All seriousness.. dude is super likable and friendly but I just don’t see his connection to the comedy game.
it's to bad theos stand up is no where near as funny as his podcasts or appearances on podcasts
He's not funny
Damn is this the “I-Hate-Minorities Special”? From second 1, Theo’s unlikable and unfunny.
Wtf. Comedy about Mexican immigrants?
Back when you could make jokes
🤓
NOT FUNNY AT ALL😢
This is like 15 years old
@@POV_UT still not funny today
Did not know Theo Von was such a narcissist. Well now I know.
Is Brendan Schaub writing Theo’s material now!? Sheesh, this was terrible.
This special is 12 years old nimrod
@@mugshot2187 So, Schaubs was writing his material 12 years ago!?
Joe Chan
Comedy Central so dead they out here posting specials from 10 years ago
Lol they rejected his show Man Up, now they are posting his scraps
Was it on yt 10 years ago?
Everyone is probably on summer vacation.
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986it was on UA-cam before this is a repost
Good! Let’s not lose classics!❤
The most Savage set I have ever heard! Horrible crowd. He absolutely murdered but they we're almost silent
I thought the same thing.. the crowd was not passing the vibe check. lol. He deserved a lot more laughs.
Lmao his joke style is so weird, but so perfect. What a genuinely lovely dude haha.
Back when people knew it was jokes and not out of a place of hate
Theo is so hilarious! Just him saying anything to anyone is funny
Cinnamon asians, the softest baby the lord makes 😅 - theo von
There is no one else like him out there!!! He is really great!!
I searched for "Presidential Debate" and this was the 4th thing that came up?
UA-cam’s search sucks now. It’s all algorithms
Here from looking up Shane Gillis, like the 6th result lol
This was the better choice :)
I don't know how the hell Theo got me laughing at f****** an owl this one sounds like a train lol crazy
This dude dated an acquaintance several years back. I just remember cracking up whenever he spoke, but also wondering how they were dating because he seemed like a cartoon.
Theo is so underrated. He’s done a Comedy Central special, the best podcast, Netflix specials, etc. He does not get the credit he deserves.
His stand-up isn’t that good tbh. Doesn’t make him a bad comedian, but he is truly the most funny when he can just riff rather than create prewritten material.
I’m so sorry. I don’t think he was that funny 🤷♀️🫣🥰🖖
@@007neipy did you know they left?
And he’s one of the top podcasters in the world
I've seen him live, guy was genuinely funny
This this dude is hilarious
I’m not the sharpest spoon in the spoon drawer but gang gang baby 😁🤘🏻🫶🏼
A little bit on the edge of pedophilia
That alarm clock joke at the end was amazing!
Matt Damon and Justin Bateman's love child.
Justine Bateman... Not Justin that would be a dude
@@gonzalopriale3293 I meant Justin. It's a weird world.
*Jason
The joke about sewing a message for helping to the clothing is a little on the nose these days isn't it
If people thought this was offensive when it came out he wouldnt have blown up. Shits not racist its just a decade old special lol theos just telling jokes
How does this guy even have a career? He's really really bad.
You’re a hater bro
No freaking way this is over a decade old!!
I would have enjoyed it more if it weren't censored. Not a fan of the practice.
This guy is a genius.
Almost feels like this was timed, we're at that fence where this could go bad or good. Personally I love this dude and he'll always be hilarious but it's odd he's having success but I know how this world works sadly, we're gonna have assholes trying to pick this Special apart to try and get Theo in trouble so when push comes to shove I know his fans will show up but will Comedy Central? if they end up taking this down that'll show you what their real intent was.
Keep being you Theo Von I think you're over due for a new special brother, you got mad fans out here that enjoy all you content as we get it and we'll happily support anything you put out!
That whole court story was funny😂😂
Man, that was an icy audience. I think he needed some back up audio canned laughter.
Torn on whether to downvote comedy central or upvote theo
Crazy as Hell!!! I cannot stand him!! (term of endearment) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo, was that Sam Jay at 4:20!?
this special is so funny!! hadn’t seen tho do stand up until now. funny!! worth the time!!
This is so old, he just got better and better through the years.
Damn I didnt laugh once. Hes soo much more funny on his podcast. Love him man❤
Its funny but over the years his comedy has just gotten better and better. Thats what happens with good comedians.
Once you see Theo today and come back and watch this it's all funnier
So underrated, this is one of the best sets ever.
Theo's so funny lol.
Funny you should say that about smiling at people, I stopped doing that in South Carolina because everybody down here give people dirty looks. Friendly my a$$
That's kind of true about South Carolina. I live in the Columbia area that's half way the hood. I strike up conversations with strangers all the time. Most of the time, they're just like... okay, then walk off and act like a jerk. But I somehow find friendly people, and we'll be sitting there laughing hardcore. Thre's 2 things difficult about it sometimes, though. The first is the ones who are being nice because they are trying to get something out of you. You'll have a good conversation, next thing is they need a ride and want to "borrow" money. The second difficult thing is getting away from some of them. They'll trap you in a never ending conversation, and you have to find a reason to stop talking. 😂
Ok rotflmfao. Black water dancing. Too funny.
Thats the most freemason illuminati sounding punchlines i've ever heard at the end there. Theo is off the walls! It's nice to see his progression and where he is as a performer now is very funny.
Pleaded “my bad” 💀😭🤣
This whole set was 😂😅 🎉thoroughly enjoyed every offensive thing about it!
😂😂🔥🔥
riff raff and mitch hedburg mixed