“The Grinch That Stole Everything”- Theo Von - Full Special

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  • Theo Von airs his grievances with Nancy Grace, reminisces on a recent slew of prank texts he sent and imagines what life will be like once he becomes a billionaire.
    Original airdate: June 1, 2012
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 351

  • @Meno-Minerva
    @Meno-Minerva 2 місяці тому +138

    “Those of you who are laughing, that’s not the joke, that’s racism” was the best part of the joke, lol.

  • @brianbertenshaw5150
    @brianbertenshaw5150 4 місяці тому +357

    Theo looks like Tom Brady's "special" brother..lolol

  • @Zara_Brown
    @Zara_Brown 4 місяці тому +590

    This was filmed 12'ish years ago. He was hilarious then, but he's come such a long way and really leaned into his true identity. He's a total wordsmith now. Gang gang 🤘🏻✌🏻❤️

    • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
      @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 4 місяці тому +14

      Didn’t know him then, can’t stand him now.. 👎🏼 👎🏼

    • @IAmJaeWalkin
      @IAmJaeWalkin 4 місяці тому +42

      ​@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 ok so why are you in the comment section of a Theo Von stand up 😂

    • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
      @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 4 місяці тому +6

      @@IAmJaeWalkin I watch comedy central… I mean, are you dense

    • @LTLWrestling
      @LTLWrestling 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986Did you think he was funnier back then?

    • @aidenflame1576
      @aidenflame1576 4 місяці тому +6

      Oh hes from 12 YEARS ago. I was so confused by the jokes

  • @GSTATPRO
    @GSTATPRO 3 місяці тому +16

    No mullet Theo makes me feel weird

  • @artistheart5272
    @artistheart5272 4 місяці тому +26

    You can’t hate him.
    Lol he’s too damn funny and real and cute! Lol

    • @StreetHierarchy
      @StreetHierarchy 3 місяці тому

      Can't hate him, can't respect him.

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 2 місяці тому +2

      This is probably the worst comedy performance Ive ever seen and im a Theo von fan. Not sure what youre looking at. The crowd wasnt even into what he was saying. He barely sold the jokes. They were all low energy nonsense.

    • @artistheart5272
      @artistheart5272 Місяць тому

      @@DrummerJacobcmon man this is funny. Yes I been drinkin but hey he’s making me laugh. Lol

    • @artistheart5272
      @artistheart5272 Місяць тому

      @@StreetHierarchywatch his podcasts- he interviews awesome people!
      Last weekend.. is the podcast lol 😂 this standup is 12 years ago

  • @SamanthaRogerson-do3zh
    @SamanthaRogerson-do3zh 3 місяці тому +11

    Theo still the savage today he was then . Always a good banter watching #theovon

  • @1OAK_X
    @1OAK_X 4 місяці тому +39

    Abort-o 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @bradvincent2586
      @bradvincent2586 3 місяці тому

      Probably the least funny thing of the entire special

    • @Onimusashi85
      @Onimusashi85 3 місяці тому

      Google translate says it means "abort her".

  • @d-puppup
    @d-puppup 14 днів тому +2

    "Those waves have luggage!"

  • @RetroNerdGirl
    @RetroNerdGirl 4 місяці тому +17

    Wow, he's so young here. Just a baby. I'd love to see him do a reaction to this.🤭

  • @jonathancenteno4980
    @jonathancenteno4980 3 місяці тому +10

    Yooooo! Too funny he said aborto as a name Lol 😂😂😂

  • @LibraLegendTexas007
    @LibraLegendTexas007 3 місяці тому +9

    THEO VON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    BEYOND TALENTED!!!
    YOU WERE BORN TO DO THIS!!!💯💯💯💯
    KEEP THE LAUGHS COMIN’!😆🤣😂😄🤣😂😄🤣😂😄🤣😂😆

  • @livelaughlove2382
    @livelaughlove2382 3 місяці тому +7

    It may be 12 years old,but it’s still relevant.

  • @dfoltz268
    @dfoltz268 2 місяці тому +2

    "when I'm a billionaire im fking endangered species. That rare spotted owl... Hoot HOOT!" 🤣😂🤣

  • @larryshepherd5380
    @larryshepherd5380 Місяць тому +2

    Theo has always been hilarious. Legend.

  • @noninoni454
    @noninoni454 3 місяці тому +7

    😂 He is weird especially the end with the Asian babies part 😮. But he is kinda pervertedly funny

  • @tommyaudio
    @tommyaudio 3 місяці тому +18

    Dear TV: turn the censor beeps down

    • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
      @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 3 місяці тому +1

      📺 We apologize and also my new song is out. 😂

  • @DSto90
    @DSto90 2 місяці тому +2

    Theo the "Last Tisum-Dodger" Von..
    Gang slang bang Gang son!
    Mucho-love & respect to ya TV

  • @nataliaalfonso2662
    @nataliaalfonso2662 24 дні тому +2

    Papelito y Paginas 😂😂😂😂

  • @Wonderwhoopin
    @Wonderwhoopin 2 місяці тому +2

    10:34 😂was that a Linda binda reference

  • @smokeyblaze1995
    @smokeyblaze1995 3 місяці тому +1

    This was the set back then that introduced me to Theo been a fan ever since the first time I saw this special

  • @RygerPete
    @RygerPete Місяць тому +1

    What you mean full special, it have some cuts!
    ❤❤❤ Theo smashed it☢️💪

  • @jdemcee7904
    @jdemcee7904 3 місяці тому +2

    It's funny how what he said is still relevant today.

  • @MrBonney1990
    @MrBonney1990 2 місяці тому +1

    This guy is hilarious!
    They’re gonna crucify this poor bastard somehow, some way…but I’m gonna enjoy the ride!!!

  • @HawaiianPunch557
    @HawaiianPunch557 3 місяці тому +4

    This is so much better than his stand up the last 5 years

    • @williamwhite8355
      @williamwhite8355 2 місяці тому

      Why? B/C it has dumb abortion and sexual jokes?

  • @patricksmith4411
    @patricksmith4411 Місяць тому +2

    It'd be a jerkernaut😂

  • @BenniTroll
    @BenniTroll 3 місяці тому +2

    I mean soo good! Real professional

  • @-FREAKSHOW
    @-FREAKSHOW Місяць тому +1

    Silent ice creams

  • @jtbaying2312
    @jtbaying2312 19 днів тому

    Theo's mind is on a different level that might be scary.

  • @samryland9703
    @samryland9703 2 місяці тому +1

    Anyone know what the music is on the beginning and end of this?

  • @Jonathan-akaREAPER
    @Jonathan-akaREAPER Місяць тому

    This is my gangster. Love u bro. Watching this for the tenth time. Hes my gangster. Lol.

  • @jimmyjustright1609
    @jimmyjustright1609 3 місяці тому +1

    aborto? I thought i could last. haha!

  • @chicagoone1
    @chicagoone1 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂but I love hot pockets an water

  • @johnny-pe3ll
    @johnny-pe3ll 3 місяці тому +1

    Tom Brady if he was a comedian 😂

  • @wilsonsjokes
    @wilsonsjokes 29 днів тому

    The inflatab-les family.
    Killer

  • @Zildjian36tube
    @Zildjian36tube 3 місяці тому +3

    "who else is here tonight... WHERE MY BLACK PEOPLE AT TONIGHT!?"
    lol nice

  • @KelleyWatkins-r7c
    @KelleyWatkins-r7c 3 місяці тому +1

    First time I saw this.... pretty good ❤

  • @MSMNBC
    @MSMNBC 3 місяці тому +1

    I married a Jewish woman and we named our son Elry. I'm waiting for the fallout when she realizes.

    • @canaanite23
      @canaanite23 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Geardrive427-ip8vj Meet a tree

  • @KeyserSozeDH
    @KeyserSozeDH 21 день тому

    He's so freakn hilarious.. it makes me feel bad. That's probably confusing to a lot of you.. he'd know exactly what i meant 🦂

  • @dcman4902
    @dcman4902 3 місяці тому +5

    Probably the most racist comedy special I have ever heard. You don’t need to be racist to be “funny”. If you like the whole racist thing though go nuts

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 місяці тому

      They are jokes...

    • @dcman4902
      @dcman4902 2 місяці тому +1

      @@hegemonycricket2182 jokes are supposed to be funny, that wasn’t funny

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 місяці тому

      @@dcman4902 that was a funny set. And Theo is not racist. Perhaps you are just too sensitive.

    • @dcman4902
      @dcman4902 2 місяці тому +2

      @@hegemonycricket2182 perhaps I’m just not a racist. And don’t think making fun of people is funny

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 місяці тому +1

      @@dcman4902 good luck ✌️

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Місяць тому

    4:50

  • @yoboopanda3019
    @yoboopanda3019 3 місяці тому

    17:55

  • @Beepboopboopbopbeeb
    @Beepboopboopbopbeeb 2 місяці тому

    Why would Comedy Central repost this old ass special?

  • @GardenKatt
    @GardenKatt 4 місяці тому

    I hope you keep the god child

  • @byronp24
    @byronp24 3 місяці тому

    🤣👏🏻👏🏼👏🏿

  • @heatherrizzo3933
    @heatherrizzo3933 3 місяці тому

    the number of ads on this is unbearable

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo 2 місяці тому +2

      I javent gotten an ad surprisingly

  • @hanve
    @hanve 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 3 місяці тому +12

    I thought he'd be funny. He's better as a guest on a podcast

    • @joshmirgan588
      @joshmirgan588 2 місяці тому +2

      Hell yeah he is especially when he’s on Joe Rogan or Joey Diaz podcast

    • @LilNickyy
      @LilNickyy 2 місяці тому +2

      This was years ago lol. He’s much funnier now imo

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo 2 місяці тому +1

      Its from 12 years ago. Hos comedy just got better and better.

  • @TrevorCrook-c1s
    @TrevorCrook-c1s 2 місяці тому

    Not bad

  • @jaredmitchell1302
    @jaredmitchell1302 3 місяці тому +4

    Wow this sucks

  • @dimakim-n6c
    @dimakim-n6c 25 днів тому

    Gonzalez Steven Walker George Brown Elizabeth

  • @overman2306
    @overman2306 2 місяці тому +2

    None of these guys are funny. Rogan just made them famous.

  • @soioioioioioio34
    @soioioioioioio34 2 місяці тому +1

    This guy gay?

  • @stellarlivingstoned
    @stellarlivingstoned 3 місяці тому +3

    Fact: Theo Von's dad is Mexican. I thought he was funnier but what a bomb.

    • @reaganknight
      @reaganknight 3 місяці тому +7

      his dad is polish-nicaraguan. do your research buddy. he’s funnier than you’ll ever be

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 місяці тому

      A bomb??? Wtf are you smokin? That was a great set

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 24 дні тому

      Theo’s dad is Polish born in Nicaragua. His grandpa was a missionary to Nicaragua, descended from LITERAL nobility.
      That’s why his name is Von Kurnatowski

  • @ethanrashid2807
    @ethanrashid2807 3 місяці тому +6

    How is Theo a “stand up” comic? All seriousness.. dude is super likable and friendly but I just don’t see his connection to the comedy game.

  • @robmueller3551
    @robmueller3551 2 місяці тому

    it's to bad theos stand up is no where near as funny as his podcasts or appearances on podcasts

  • @torrescopywriting5374
    @torrescopywriting5374 3 місяці тому +1

    Damn is this the “I-Hate-Minorities Special”? From second 1, Theo’s unlikable and unfunny.

  • @marsrocket
    @marsrocket 2 місяці тому

    Wtf. Comedy about Mexican immigrants?

  • @hotstewglass1155
    @hotstewglass1155 3 місяці тому +1

    Back when you could make jokes

  • @Robert-p7j9m
    @Robert-p7j9m 2 місяці тому

    NOT FUNNY AT ALL😢

    • @POV_UT
      @POV_UT 2 місяці тому

      This is like 15 years old

    • @Robert-p7j9m
      @Robert-p7j9m Місяць тому

      @@POV_UT still not funny today

  • @willcollins5660
    @willcollins5660 Місяць тому

    Did not know Theo Von was such a narcissist. Well now I know.

  • @elbigsurge619
    @elbigsurge619 2 місяці тому

    Is Brendan Schaub writing Theo’s material now!? Sheesh, this was terrible.

    • @mugshot2187
      @mugshot2187 2 місяці тому +1

      This special is 12 years old nimrod

    • @elbigsurge619
      @elbigsurge619 2 місяці тому

      @@mugshot2187 So, Schaubs was writing his material 12 years ago!?

  • @Shirley-q3i
    @Shirley-q3i 3 місяці тому

    Joe Chan

  • @ethanwood533
    @ethanwood533 4 місяці тому +393

    Comedy Central so dead they out here posting specials from 10 years ago

    • @Kevtron9000
      @Kevtron9000 4 місяці тому +25

      Lol they rejected his show Man Up, now they are posting his scraps

    • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
      @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 4 місяці тому +1

      Was it on yt 10 years ago?

    • @AbbyNormal777
      @AbbyNormal777 3 місяці тому +3

      Everyone is probably on summer vacation.

    • @SmokedButts007
      @SmokedButts007 3 місяці тому

      @@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986it was on UA-cam before this is a repost

    • @cheerscheers9819
      @cheerscheers9819 3 місяці тому +5

      Good! Let’s not lose classics!❤

  • @GregD-f3c
    @GregD-f3c Місяць тому +34

    The most Savage set I have ever heard! Horrible crowd. He absolutely murdered but they we're almost silent

    • @sinatrassunshine
      @sinatrassunshine 4 дні тому

      I thought the same thing.. the crowd was not passing the vibe check. lol. He deserved a lot more laughs.

  • @MrXshot
    @MrXshot 4 місяці тому +110

    Lmao his joke style is so weird, but so perfect. What a genuinely lovely dude haha.

    • @zac.bolin01
      @zac.bolin01 Місяць тому +1

      Back when people knew it was jokes and not out of a place of hate

  • @jedipat204
    @jedipat204 3 місяці тому +37

    Theo is so hilarious! Just him saying anything to anyone is funny

  • @kontonsei8659
    @kontonsei8659 3 місяці тому +17

    Cinnamon asians, the softest baby the lord makes 😅 - theo von

  • @racheldutchak3980
    @racheldutchak3980 3 місяці тому +23

    There is no one else like him out there!!! He is really great!!

  • @hockeymike333
    @hockeymike333 3 місяці тому +15

    I searched for "Presidential Debate" and this was the 4th thing that came up?

    • @camoaesthetics
      @camoaesthetics 2 місяці тому +2

      UA-cam’s search sucks now. It’s all algorithms

    • @camoaesthetics
      @camoaesthetics 2 місяці тому

      Here from looking up Shane Gillis, like the 6th result lol

    • @I321Oo
      @I321Oo Місяць тому

      This was the better choice :)

  • @MartyMccranie-wm5yg
    @MartyMccranie-wm5yg 4 місяці тому +23

    I don't know how the hell Theo got me laughing at f****** an owl this one sounds like a train lol crazy

  • @valleygirltotallyforsure
    @valleygirltotallyforsure 9 днів тому +5

    This dude dated an acquaintance several years back. I just remember cracking up whenever he spoke, but also wondering how they were dating because he seemed like a cartoon.

  • @hbginc4553
    @hbginc4553 3 місяці тому +94

    Theo is so underrated. He’s done a Comedy Central special, the best podcast, Netflix specials, etc. He does not get the credit he deserves.

    • @trikicks
      @trikicks 3 місяці тому +7

      His stand-up isn’t that good tbh. Doesn’t make him a bad comedian, but he is truly the most funny when he can just riff rather than create prewritten material.

    • @007neipy
      @007neipy 3 місяці тому

      I’m so sorry. I don’t think he was that funny 🤷‍♀️🫣🥰🖖

    • @hbginc4553
      @hbginc4553 3 місяці тому

      @@007neipy did you know they left?

    • @solearesoul
      @solearesoul 3 місяці тому +2

      And he’s one of the top podcasters in the world

    • @Gane-Shillis
      @Gane-Shillis 2 місяці тому +3

      I've seen him live, guy was genuinely funny

  • @middlebrooksanthony5578
    @middlebrooksanthony5578 3 місяці тому +11

    This this dude is hilarious

  • @parisel-amin2999
    @parisel-amin2999 3 місяці тому +45

    I’m not the sharpest spoon in the spoon drawer but gang gang baby 😁🤘🏻🫶🏼

    • @Tabaruq4Chokora
      @Tabaruq4Chokora 3 місяці тому

      A little bit on the edge of pedophilia

  • @partyguy9
    @partyguy9 3 місяці тому +25

    That alarm clock joke at the end was amazing!

  • @MrTwinkieeater
    @MrTwinkieeater 3 місяці тому +10

    Matt Damon and Justin Bateman's love child.

  • @PaulLanier-u3c
    @PaulLanier-u3c 2 місяці тому +4

    The joke about sewing a message for helping to the clothing is a little on the nose these days isn't it

  • @RedEyesBlackDragonTamer
    @RedEyesBlackDragonTamer 3 місяці тому +4

    If people thought this was offensive when it came out he wouldnt have blown up. Shits not racist its just a decade old special lol theos just telling jokes

  • @MrDLYouTube
    @MrDLYouTube 2 місяці тому +3

    How does this guy even have a career? He's really really bad.

    • @markj738
      @markj738 Місяць тому

      You’re a hater bro

  • @tutinn_
    @tutinn_ 3 місяці тому +7

    No freaking way this is over a decade old!!

  • @mattdenison658
    @mattdenison658 2 місяці тому +3

    I would have enjoyed it more if it weren't censored. Not a fan of the practice.

  • @thegoodbadwolf
    @thegoodbadwolf 3 місяці тому +5

    This guy is a genius.

  • @aberiser9358
    @aberiser9358 3 місяці тому +9

    Almost feels like this was timed, we're at that fence where this could go bad or good. Personally I love this dude and he'll always be hilarious but it's odd he's having success but I know how this world works sadly, we're gonna have assholes trying to pick this Special apart to try and get Theo in trouble so when push comes to shove I know his fans will show up but will Comedy Central? if they end up taking this down that'll show you what their real intent was.
    Keep being you Theo Von I think you're over due for a new special brother, you got mad fans out here that enjoy all you content as we get it and we'll happily support anything you put out!

  • @andresichinga914
    @andresichinga914 2 місяці тому +4

    That whole court story was funny😂😂

  • @smilingdog2219
    @smilingdog2219 28 днів тому +1

    Man, that was an icy audience. I think he needed some back up audio canned laughter.

  • @reefchiefer
    @reefchiefer 26 днів тому +2

    Torn on whether to downvote comedy central or upvote theo

  • @moonmarie281
    @moonmarie281 3 місяці тому +3

    Crazy as Hell!!! I cannot stand him!! (term of endearment) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaredmichaelcline
    @jaredmichaelcline Місяць тому +2

    Yo, was that Sam Jay at 4:20!?

  • @XElintocableX
    @XElintocableX 3 місяці тому +3

    this special is so funny!! hadn’t seen tho do stand up until now. funny!! worth the time!!

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo 2 місяці тому +1

      This is so old, he just got better and better through the years.

  • @ILLUMINATION313EVO
    @ILLUMINATION313EVO 3 місяці тому +2

    Damn I didnt laugh once. Hes soo much more funny on his podcast. Love him man❤

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo 2 місяці тому +1

      Its funny but over the years his comedy has just gotten better and better. Thats what happens with good comedians.

  • @marshallmcdermott4737
    @marshallmcdermott4737 20 днів тому +1

    Once you see Theo today and come back and watch this it's all funnier

  • @realChewky
    @realChewky Місяць тому +2

    So underrated, this is one of the best sets ever.

  • @petuniarosewrp
    @petuniarosewrp 3 місяці тому +3

    Theo's so funny lol.

  • @nicolecopland461
    @nicolecopland461 4 місяці тому +2

    Funny you should say that about smiling at people, I stopped doing that in South Carolina because everybody down here give people dirty looks. Friendly my a$$

    • @dominicgalloway4481
      @dominicgalloway4481 3 місяці тому

      That's kind of true about South Carolina. I live in the Columbia area that's half way the hood. I strike up conversations with strangers all the time. Most of the time, they're just like... okay, then walk off and act like a jerk. But I somehow find friendly people, and we'll be sitting there laughing hardcore. Thre's 2 things difficult about it sometimes, though. The first is the ones who are being nice because they are trying to get something out of you. You'll have a good conversation, next thing is they need a ride and want to "borrow" money. The second difficult thing is getting away from some of them. They'll trap you in a never ending conversation, and you have to find a reason to stop talking. 😂

  • @GardenKatt
    @GardenKatt 4 місяці тому +2

    Ok rotflmfao. Black water dancing. Too funny.

  • @GoBigler
    @GoBigler 4 місяці тому +8

    Thats the most freemason illuminati sounding punchlines i've ever heard at the end there. Theo is off the walls! It's nice to see his progression and where he is as a performer now is very funny.

  • @TheJaeSevenLife
    @TheJaeSevenLife 2 місяці тому +2

    Pleaded “my bad” 💀😭🤣

  • @shanninschannel
    @shanninschannel 4 місяці тому +2

    This whole set was 😂😅 🎉thoroughly enjoyed every offensive thing about it!

  • @doroteoalvarez8596
    @doroteoalvarez8596 2 місяці тому +2

    😂😂🔥🔥

  • @benaskrensintellect332
    @benaskrensintellect332 Місяць тому +1

    riff raff and mitch hedburg mixed