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  • @2dvenus
    @2dvenus 6 років тому +4157

    "Start studying weeks before your exams!"
    *watching a day before them*
    "oh"

    • @benjaminnebenjamin6033
      @benjaminnebenjamin6033 6 років тому +16

      2 d HAHAHAHAHA so me right now 😂😂😂

    • @awkwardli6085
      @awkwardli6085 6 років тому +9

      Same here😂

    • @sakuraheony
      @sakuraheony 6 років тому +4

      I have a week and two sets of art homework to do

    • @the_duck0247
      @the_duck0247 6 років тому +7

      Legit me right now.

    • @mikohlen8601
      @mikohlen8601 5 років тому +3

      LMAO I HAVE A PLAYING TEST FOR ORCHESTRA IN TWO DAYS AND I HAVENT EVEN LOOKED AT THE MUSIC WE LOVE THAT

  • @lexi2523
    @lexi2523 8 років тому +5480

    when i have to study im like 2% actual studying and 98% telling people i have to study

  • @linsbin6084
    @linsbin6084 8 років тому +1473

    I want to know what Phil thought when he heard Dan screech "My bare nipples!"

    • @ohmyglobitsdana6220
      @ohmyglobitsdana6220 8 років тому +11

      I wanted to see them tbh

    • @StarryNightsHI3
      @StarryNightsHI3 8 років тому +18

      I'm guessing that Dan had Phil record most of the inserted clips in this video so by that he was probably immune

    • @ohmyglobitsdana6220
      @ohmyglobitsdana6220 8 років тому +4

      +Emily Swiftstone you killed my dreams

    • @sywitz
      @sywitz 8 років тому +49

      Probably "this is completely normal"

    • @jersienicole2676
      @jersienicole2676 8 років тому +2

      +stxrfish tru

  • @immijo5571
    @immijo5571 5 років тому +993

    Dan:try turning off your notifications
    Me:you think people message me?!

    • @CozyCupcake5234
      @CozyCupcake5234 5 років тому +23

      I also don't get UA-cam notifications, because Dan never posts! lol

    • @LMSPetRescue
      @LMSPetRescue 5 років тому +3

      Lauren V Dont remind me😭😭😭

    • @mialfreeman
      @mialfreeman 5 років тому +5

      my only friend is my cat. WOW IM SO COOOL

    • @myraredfern7587
      @myraredfern7587 5 років тому +3

      @@CozyCupcake5234 I felt that..

    • @leavewe
      @leavewe 4 роки тому +1

      hello

  • @itsisha9762
    @itsisha9762 8 років тому +1195

    what a great video to procrastinate instead of completing 6 projects and 4 assignments and studying for 3 tests in less than a weeks time how about anime next yes that sounds legit
    much thank dan

  • @isabellaamador3284
    @isabellaamador3284 8 років тому +246

    This reminds me of the procrastination video and now I want to cry

  • @helenlys
    @helenlys 6 років тому +816

    "Don't do an all nighter"
    *currently doing an all nighter watching this the day before my exams*

  • @daisy6545
    @daisy6545 6 років тому +1519

    My brain in an exam: ok so you need to concentrate
    Me: yeah that’s great so what’s this mean
    My brain: concentrate
    Me: ok but can you like not concentrate on concentrating
    My brain: CONCENTRATE
    Me: AhAhAhAHHHHHHH

  • @nicolem03
    @nicolem03 7 років тому +790

    "Get out of the way ho, don't need ur negative vibes"
    DYING 😂😂😭😭

    • @anya-dg9dm
      @anya-dg9dm 7 років тому +9

      THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART

    • @justinebeall3588
      @justinebeall3588 7 років тому

      • Nicole • was about to comment quoting this

    • @haileyrobertson5423
      @haileyrobertson5423 7 років тому

      I LAUGHED FOR 5 WHOLE MINUTES

    • @yunyuncapece3640
      @yunyuncapece3640 7 років тому

      My name is Nicole too! Hello! NICOLES ACROSS DA WORLD UNITE!!!

  • @greywick
    @greywick 8 років тому +720

    I'm still going to die during exams but at least this gave me some motivation to actually get shit done thanks

    • @amazingmelyisnotonfire9430
      @amazingmelyisnotonfire9430 8 років тому +1

      Im lucky because I dont have to do exams

    • @AtlasPyro
      @AtlasPyro 8 років тому +2

      Holy crap, you're blurryghosts on tumblr! I'm a huge fan of your art!

    • @greywick
      @greywick 8 років тому +8

      Atlas Pyro aa hello! thank you :D

    • @amazingmelyisnotonfire9430
      @amazingmelyisnotonfire9430 8 років тому +2

      Atlas Pyro who doesn't love her art it is literally goals

    • @fatty35
      @fatty35 8 років тому +1

      HEY ROBY I LOVE YOU

  • @ajx2838
    @ajx2838 8 років тому +4074

    please make a video of you singing the entire periodic table song
    it would help alot of youngins memorize it

    • @BansheeBanshee
      @BansheeBanshee 8 років тому +17

      kit kit bo bit banana fana fo fit fi fa mo mit kit

    • @caitlynclark5484
      @caitlynclark5484 8 років тому +2

      OMG THIS WOULD BE V HELPFUL (but idk it might be like a rip off of ASAP science because they did a video on it)

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  8 років тому +486

      i should release it as the bonus track on the ladders EP

    • @shefalirajan6801
      @shefalirajan6801 8 років тому +12

      wow Dan actually replied, dang.

    • @sarahzimmermann3732
      @sarahzimmermann3732 8 років тому

      +danisnotonfire oh hello I'm seeing you and phil in Minnesota and I'm so excited man

  • @daphneereid8470
    @daphneereid8470 6 років тому +384

    “Read your steve and Bucky m-preg” fic” HONESTLY SAME

    • @mikeuchiha5972
      @mikeuchiha5972 5 років тому +1

      daphnee reid nah imma read my favourite Anisoka fanfic

  • @j0hnathan13l5
    @j0hnathan13l5 8 років тому +7726

    I demand Dan to release a video singing the entire periodic table

  • @ioveliest
    @ioveliest 6 років тому +887

    "You cannot study if you are stressing out in a pile of underwear and crumbs, okay?"
    me: *literally sitting on bed with dirty clothes* hOW DO YOU KNOW

    • @ayato9797
      @ayato9797 6 років тому +2

      SAME

    • @caffeinatedx
      @caffeinatedx 6 років тому +4

      I got my socks scattered everywhere and my laundry on my study chair.

    • @solarstar7509
      @solarstar7509 6 років тому +11

      I'm in my sister's wardrobe.
      It is my UA-cam spot.

    • @shrimptoast3820
      @shrimptoast3820 5 років тому

      ikr

  • @michaela-uk7vt
    @michaela-uk7vt 7 років тому +383

    i watched this at the exact same time last year during my exams this is gonna be like a tradition for me now

    • @smh.shouto
      @smh.shouto 7 років тому +1

      michaela SAME XD

    • @meserahabdullah845
      @meserahabdullah845 7 років тому

      michaela same I watch it every time exams are coming up to make myself feel better about it if I'm fed up

    • @michaelapowell5505
      @michaelapowell5505 6 років тому

      OOHHHH MA GAWSH NAME TWIN!!!!

    • @malyourgal7540
      @malyourgal7540 6 років тому

      same it gets me in the exam spirit

  • @melindahayflinger6090
    @melindahayflinger6090 6 років тому +298

    *day before exam*
    *frantically googling how to school*
    "Start studying weeks before exam"
    *sshhiiitttttttttt*

  • @nicodifictional540
    @nicodifictional540 8 років тому +742

    Okay yeah he uploads only once a month, but clearly spends a lot of time during that gap working on his next video because the stuff he uploads is really good quality entertainment.

    • @kierafeldman5737
      @kierafeldman5737 8 років тому +24

      Plus he was sick this month

    • @rebeccabrockwellx7550
      @rebeccabrockwellx7550 8 років тому +14

      well he does work in radio 1 so also that

    • @joepatterson151
      @joepatterson151 8 років тому +9

      all the stuff previously said, plus the fact that Dan and Phil are on tour.

    • @pinkphases2113
      @pinkphases2113 8 років тому +5

      Liza Koshy uploads once a week and her stuff is gold.

    • @dead4120
      @dead4120 8 років тому +1

      +timberly the chicken SHE IS AMAZING #LIZZZAFORPRESIDENT2K16

  • @oof444
    @oof444 7 років тому +855

    *watching this while my exams are in a week and I have 10 chapters to study for my science exam*
    well isn't this just delightful

    • @Aree.
      @Aree. 7 років тому +10

      phanxshane Same but *I have 20 chapters to do in 2 days help me please twitches uncontrollably*

    • @purifiedsanctified
      @purifiedsanctified 7 років тому +1

      phanxshane... school is in less than a week and I still haven't done my summer reading.

    • @somayajularammohan1017
      @somayajularammohan1017 7 років тому

      I had 22 chaps in social but now I am done with it ha.....yessss

    • @witchbitchgirl
      @witchbitchgirl 7 років тому +2

      I have a literature exam in a week and I need to study something like 10 poems. But our teacher really wants to help us and teach us how to improve our studying techniques, so we had a lesson about how to study specifically for this exam, and I really really hope to do well on it. :)

    • @rinfajardo1789
      @rinfajardo1789 7 років тому

      Elimination for a quiz bee next week and have to study everything from 1st-2nd quarter. *cries*

  • @Carina5707
    @Carina5707 7 років тому +1290

    Honestly this is one of Dan's best videos. The pacing, the writing, the combination of personal stories with actual advice, very tasteful yet hilarious humor. Just so well done.

    • @ollielearner6994
      @ollielearner6994 6 років тому +11

      Juce na this video just makes me more anxious about my life

    • @starboyonyx
      @starboyonyx 6 років тому +12

      I agree. this probably took a shit ton of time too.

    • @thienthien444
      @thienthien444 Рік тому +4

      this is one of my comfort videos despite the topic being so anxiety inducing

  • @cowboyliesure5187
    @cowboyliesure5187 6 років тому +391

    "Study weeks before you exam"
    Currently re-watching this 3 days before my exams

  • @hihello208
    @hihello208 6 років тому +387

    if tomorrow's not the due date, today's not the do day

  • @ttade8077
    @ttade8077 7 років тому +1035

    This is me, watching this 13 hours away from an algebra exam. Instead of studying.

    • @emilialuca7820
      @emilialuca7820 7 років тому +5

      pea nut same

    • @ElsieMiles
      @ElsieMiles 7 років тому +18

      4 hours lmao

    • @lisaatjeb0290
      @lisaatjeb0290 7 років тому +1

      pea nut i have a test week this week, i didnt learn yet

    • @ttade8077
      @ttade8077 7 років тому

      Good luck with that!

    • @nowshinislam8260
      @nowshinislam8260 7 років тому

      same here but with math exam well at lest I'm not alone😅😂😂

  • @cornwallis8297
    @cornwallis8297 6 років тому +1257

    I Love this because i have
    •science project
    •two math tests and 10 pages notes and
    •history essay due
    yet i’m watching this at two am....
    *worth it*

    • @telepathetic1425
      @telepathetic1425 6 років тому +26

      i have do a science project,
      study for a science quiz,
      study for a history test,
      study for a math test,
      write an entire essay about a book i didn’t finish reading,
      prepare a spanish presentation,
      and finish a marketing project
      it’s 9 pm
      this is literally all due tomorrow morning
      fuck

    • @kayla-yi5xh
      @kayla-yi5xh 6 років тому +4

      telepathetic How’d it go??

    • @telepathetic1425
      @telepathetic1425 6 років тому +14

      I GOT 2 HOURS OF SLEEP BUT I THINK I DID GOOD ON MY EXAMS SO IT WAS WORTH IT

    • @noagiobbe7383
      @noagiobbe7383 6 років тому +5

      STAN AF I hope you're still alive

    • @kayla-yi5xh
      @kayla-yi5xh 6 років тому +2

      telepathetic SO HOW’D YA DO

  • @ruthannett
    @ruthannett 6 років тому +567

    That time of year again

    • @colef2345
      @colef2345 5 років тому +7

      My mind went to periods for some reason lol

    • @bagle02
      @bagle02 5 років тому

      C F same tho

    • @jenniferm7695
      @jenniferm7695 4 роки тому +1

      @@colef2345 imagine getting your period on an exam week. I'd probably scream

  • @supbro2659
    @supbro2659 7 років тому +287

    "Heathy diets" *stuffs cheese bread in mouth and chugs iced tea*

  • @user-uk7wc2dv8e
    @user-uk7wc2dv8e 7 років тому +678

    Dan: Wattup Internet
    me:
    not my self esteem

  • @lexie7337
    @lexie7337 6 років тому +647

    Did I just hear
    "The square root of a banana is Shakespear."?

    • @daisy6545
      @daisy6545 6 років тому +9

      Lexie Lives Off Emo Bands yes that is me in maths and really any lesson it normally ends with wait where am I what are we doing what lesson am I in and then picking up my pen and writing in German. When I’m in English class

    • @keira9526
      @keira9526 6 років тому +4

      Lexie Lives Off Emo Bands
      It can be spelt many different ways, but the most common way to spell it us Shakespear *e*

    • @glow2500
      @glow2500 5 років тому

      I literally love this 😂

  • @immortaljodi
    @immortaljodi 5 років тому +319

    "Like I did in a physics lesson once..."
    *Talks about Chemistry*

    • @benjamingallagher5331
      @benjamingallagher5331 4 роки тому +4

      i didn't enjoy learning about the elements in physics until we had to give a fun fact on an element and I said "zinc was mentioned in Phineas and Ferb," which proceeded to make some people hang out with me more and others avoid me because I was "childish and weird"

    • @ilanagardi2822
      @ilanagardi2822 4 роки тому +7

      I thought that too but then we started doing nuclear radiation etc and you need a periodic table for that:)

  • @kathrine2734
    @kathrine2734 8 років тому +668

    "And the first thing is to sort out your environment"
    Looks down at floor... where is my floor

  • @bunnybabey3584
    @bunnybabey3584 7 років тому +1742

    "Exercise"
    How dare you swear at me

    • @delphinethompson6672
      @delphinethompson6672 6 років тому +32

      I have never related to someone as much as this.

    • @rockymeist5196
      @rockymeist5196 6 років тому +17

      Outer Kid i dont know what that is plz tell me

    • @rockymeist5196
      @rockymeist5196 6 років тому +11

      Exercise?

    • @gabbriellarose397
      @gabbriellarose397 6 років тому +13

      Never say the e word. P.E. is the scariest thing in school besides tests. PACER! Heck no!

    • @natalia.lizette
      @natalia.lizette 6 років тому +4

      Outer Kid mind ur profanity

  • @phoeberose8124
    @phoeberose8124 8 років тому +376

    HE HAS NEKO ATSUME YAS

  • @kittycat2474
    @kittycat2474 6 років тому +2266

    What kind of sadist flushes the toilet while still sitting on it?

  • @spooderyusr
    @spooderyusr 7 років тому +332

    i mean , if tomorrow ain't the due date , today isn't the do date

  • @mdstarfaith706
    @mdstarfaith706 7 років тому +423

    I remember the entire week before the AP History exam, I binge watched One Piece instead of studying.
    And was one of the few people that passed.

    • @AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA
      @AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA 6 років тому +16

      😂 you're amazing

    • @rockymeist5196
      @rockymeist5196 6 років тому +2

      MD Starfaith One Piece is amazing

    • @ali-de5kb
      @ali-de5kb 6 років тому +12

      You are a god I now lay out my simple offering of a comment *I WORSHIP YOU*

    • @knair629
      @knair629 6 років тому +2

      There is a special place in hell for you

    • @purpleties127
      @purpleties127 6 років тому +1

      MD Starfaith whats an ap exam

  • @popyouintheschnoz3710
    @popyouintheschnoz3710 8 років тому +290

    oh god protip is back

  • @itsonion651
    @itsonion651 5 років тому +587

    "If you memorize five facts, go read your favorite steve and bucky mpreg fic"
    how did this predict my actions three years before I even knew what it meant

    • @rad6289
      @rad6289 5 років тому +2

      SAMEEEE

    • @ogTinaP
      @ogTinaP 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @joshdunsdrumstick
      @joshdunsdrumstick 4 роки тому +1

      SAME LMAOOO

    • @aubsurd
      @aubsurd 4 роки тому +1

      OMG SAME, WHEN I STARTED TO WATCH MCU I WAS PETRIFIED HAHAHA

  • @helenavukojevic193
    @helenavukojevic193 8 років тому +1434

    I should be studying, but yet I'm watching Dans videos

  • @user-dt8hn9oh2y
    @user-dt8hn9oh2y 7 років тому +515

    "pleasekeepwatchingmyvideosit'sallihave" don't worry Dan your videos are all I have too XD

    • @smk_tvsenpai2097
      @smk_tvsenpai2097 7 років тому +1

      Aliana Welth same 😂

    • @TripleA7mNc
      @TripleA7mNc 7 років тому +17

      lets all keep each other alive lol

    • @stacey-oy8nf
      @stacey-oy8nf 7 років тому +25

      haha.... its not like I watched all the pinof's at 2am last night... no, not at all. That's lies we all knew it

    • @xokiera8528
      @xokiera8528 7 років тому

      Døll Bønes thanks babezzzzzzzzzz

    • @emamekkartny
      @emamekkartny 7 років тому +2

      Aliana Welth same

  • @sarahdowling4798
    @sarahdowling4798 6 років тому +2393

    *watches this after gets 57% on a history test* heheheh ... heh

    • @beingsocialwasnevermyforte
      @beingsocialwasnevermyforte 6 років тому +54

      Sarahneedstostop gurl u passed - try to be positive ✨

    • @indigo365
      @indigo365 6 років тому +23

      lmao our teacher does these things called "fast radicals" every morning where you have 3 minutes to complete ten problems where you had to simplify the square roots and i got a 0 on three of them, a 20 on one and a 40 on two. did i mention that the bastard of a teacher i have counted them as quiz grades

    • @alicia1467
      @alicia1467 6 років тому +14

      Guess this can’t get me an a on art after getting a 47% 😂

    • @kylielam7181
      @kylielam7181 6 років тому +1

      OMFG IM HAVING MY HIST EXAM TMR IM DOOMED

    • @maliejade7956
      @maliejade7956 6 років тому +1

      I got a 44

  • @chelsea4843
    @chelsea4843 6 років тому +528

    Stressful student- I'm gonna die!!
    Dan- Get out of the way hoe i don't need your negative vibes!
    me-Yassss Dan

  • @Kiki-fs2wz
    @Kiki-fs2wz 6 років тому +450

    Dan:TOO MUCH TO REMEMBER
    *there is nothing on the papers*

  • @IEFAG
    @IEFAG 8 років тому +550

    I'm allergic to exams

  • @caylieolson
    @caylieolson 8 років тому +376

    okay but I am truly sorry for anyone who was in the same hotel as them and had no idea what the hell was going on

    • @caylieolson
      @caylieolson 8 років тому +21

      like really the neighbors probably heard "math math MATH MATH MATH MATH" and "aAAH MY BARE NIPPLES" IM cryiNG

    • @khowell6988
      @khowell6988 8 років тому +3

      DEAD.

    • @amelieparker676
      @amelieparker676 8 років тому +1

      AHHH MY BARE NIPPLES

    • @tiaautumnthornley9068
      @tiaautumnthornley9068 8 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @paularbear1867
      @paularbear1867 8 років тому +5

      i just discovered that we are neighbors and i dont even know him. 😂

  • @lucylucy3400
    @lucylucy3400 6 років тому +65

    “GET OUT OF THE WAY HOE I DONT NEED YOR NEGATIVE VIBES” lmfao that killed me😂

  • @aliciaabraham1582
    @aliciaabraham1582 7 років тому +359

    The iconic 'weed' shirt

  • @jilliannerice3863
    @jilliannerice3863 8 років тому +840

    '' Try to get rid of all distractions ''
    then i gotta get rid of dan

    • @lizzy9881
      @lizzy9881 8 років тому +3

      5SOS

    • @NehaPd
      @NehaPd 8 років тому +1

      turn off the notifications

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  8 років тому +141

      oh no
      i am the maker of my own doom
      i always knew this moment would come

    • @msh3l518
      @msh3l518 8 років тому +1

      RIP DAN

    • @elizapancakes4445
      @elizapancakes4445 8 років тому +1

      +danisnotonfire hi dan

  • @user-vy6db6vz2c
    @user-vy6db6vz2c 8 років тому +1101

    2:57 Dan was playing with A PAD
    I remember from one of Louise (SprinkleOfGlitter) 's tweets or an interview she mention that Dan and Phil have a 'Girls Box' in their bathroom with lots of pads and tampons for any female friends in need
    THAT IS A REAL PROTIP ON HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN

    • @DinoCanGoRawr
      @DinoCanGoRawr 8 років тому +117

      Isn't it just toilet paper wrapped around his fingers?

    • @lucythomas5752
      @lucythomas5752 8 років тому +40

      yeah pretty sure that's tissue paper

    • @kaida9888
      @kaida9888 8 років тому +37

      That's toilet paper...

    • @erin-music9471
      @erin-music9471 8 років тому +37

      I'm pretty sure that was folded toilet paper

    • @springandhobbes
      @springandhobbes 8 років тому +18

      can you please give me a link to that interview?

  • @ms2409
    @ms2409 6 років тому +113

    Dani why were you learning the periodic table in physics should that not have been in chemistry

  • @sianell5620
    @sianell5620 8 років тому +3993

    Howell-to-survive-exams

    • @user-fo9pf
      @user-fo9pf 8 років тому +60

      theres a door. get out of it.

    • @Milan-sz5gg
      @Milan-sz5gg 8 років тому +50

      Howell you survive?

    • @ying520
      @ying520 8 років тому +19

      what have us phans become

    • @disaster2p0
      @disaster2p0 8 років тому +5

      damnit

    • @5w1ft94
      @5w1ft94 8 років тому +3

      Oh dear

  • @alexisn1358
    @alexisn1358 7 років тому +201

    "do what SHERLOCK would do." 😂😂OMG "I mean mind palace you pervs" he ships johnlock!!

  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 8 років тому +447

    I can smell the A's on my report card already thank you Dan

  • @teddie7158
    @teddie7158 6 років тому +229

    the periodic table is chemistry buT ok dan

    • @yuck7474
      @yuck7474 5 років тому +12

      And you don’t need to memorise it lol

    • @nara9793
      @nara9793 5 років тому +10

      @@yuck7474 we had to

    • @nayd.k.4364
      @nayd.k.4364 5 років тому +1

      @@nara9793, holy crap.

    • @harshpreetkaur329
      @harshpreetkaur329 5 років тому +3

      no wonder he barely survived school

    • @kousheesuman1719
      @kousheesuman1719 4 роки тому +1

      @@yuck7474 i had to as well, but only the first 20 elements

  • @michelleambrose6799
    @michelleambrose6799 7 років тому +669

    Dan: start studying weeks before the exams
    Me: *has exams next week and hasn't even started*
    Me: cRAP

    • @kaceyloo2985
      @kaceyloo2985 7 років тому +1

      M Ambrose lol

    • @boredaf4721
      @boredaf4721 7 років тому +2

      M Ambrose Lol we had ours today, good luck

    • @michelleambrose6799
      @michelleambrose6799 7 років тому

      Myah Jones update: exams start tomorrow I still haven't started studying uh oh

    • @boredaf4721
      @boredaf4721 7 років тому

      M Ambrose Oh shit R.I.P. fam

    • @michelleambrose6799
      @michelleambrose6799 7 років тому

      Myah Jones well I'm done and I don't think I failed? (I hope)

  • @myartistheweapon5519
    @myartistheweapon5519 8 років тому +575

    The people in the hotel rooms around him are probably wondering what's going on in there.

  • @yxsafire9227
    @yxsafire9227 8 років тому +529

    Do everything in the night?
    hA
    I do it when I'm walking to school

    • @yxsafire9227
      @yxsafire9227 8 років тому +5

      Ialsowonderifishouldinjuremyselformakemyselfsick

    • @kyalucero7977
      @kyalucero7977 8 років тому +3

      Both comments are exactly me ... especially the second one :/

    • @WidthTomJones
      @WidthTomJones 7 років тому +2

      Ivy
      I once did my homework. In the lesson that it was due. 1 minute before we needed to mark it.

    • @yxsafire9227
      @yxsafire9227 7 років тому +2

      Slytherin to the TARDIS That sounds like something I would do if it wasn't like an essay or something

    • @dawnflanagan5947
      @dawnflanagan5947 7 років тому

      Same xDDD

  • @froggychairs
    @froggychairs 6 років тому +34

    This was the first video of Dan i watched, i forgot how helpful it actually was :') im in the middle of exams and i have already done every single thing dan told me not to do! gotta remember to watch this every year

    • @sriprathavasanthysenthil2017
      @sriprathavasanthysenthil2017 4 роки тому +2

      For some reason, I remember the first ever AmazingPhil video I watched, ‘Why I can’t go back to the gym’. But I don’t really remember what was the first ever Dan video I’ve seen, but this was one of the first Dan videos I’ve seen and it is really helpful, honestly.

  • @singerpianistgirl
    @singerpianistgirl 8 років тому +701

    That awkward moment when you don't have to turn off notifications because you have no social life...

  • @verysmolmangoes
    @verysmolmangoes 6 років тому +251

    "Steve and bucky"
    Im freaking out btw just not on keyboard

  • @mdstarfaith706
    @mdstarfaith706 7 років тому +292

    Dan used absorb
    It wasn't very effective

    • @longliveskydney
      @longliveskydney 6 років тому +1

      goddammit

    • @youdonotcare
      @youdonotcare 6 років тому +1

      Dan used Bite!
      It didn't effect the opposing Study...

    • @wobbleglom
      @wobbleglom 6 років тому +2

      FUCK LEMME GET MY POKEBALL IMMA CATCH MESELF A WILD DANIEL SPANIEL

    • @aubsurd
      @aubsurd 6 років тому

      For me it worked haha

  • @EmIdc
    @EmIdc 6 років тому +53

    “Drop the bass: MATH MATH MATHMATHMATHMATH” this still makes me cry-laugh

  • @ollie9090
    @ollie9090 7 років тому +305

    How to survive exams: you don't.

    • @catherineschroeder1295
      @catherineschroeder1295 7 років тому +1

      h furlong very very true last year I only got ONE B and the rest were.. C’s and D’s aren’t I smart🤓

    • @ollielearner6994
      @ollielearner6994 6 років тому +1

      h furlong right you are
      Strong solid truth there
      Give a round of applause for this person
      And don’t trust Dan in this video, he’s turned weird.

    • @Kizamo
      @Kizamo 6 років тому

      Not with that attitude you won’t!

    • @indigo365
      @indigo365 6 років тому

      Jiminie Mouse okay mom.

  • @ellie9090
    @ellie9090 8 років тому +424

    how to survive exams:
    you don't

  • @queenvclvet4629
    @queenvclvet4629 6 років тому +182

    Math - The 1st Remix by Daniel Howell

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 3 роки тому

      it's a remix of maths by deadmau5

  • @Mustafa-cp8wc
    @Mustafa-cp8wc 5 років тому +8

    The periodic table song got stuck in my head and i remembered the valency of boron in an exam. Bless you

  • @ZeroG151
    @ZeroG151 8 років тому +529

    Even though it's been about 2 months since I took my exams, this video stressed me out man

    • @mahashahid5143
      @mahashahid5143 8 років тому

      relating so hard

    • @cj-pe5mj
      @cj-pe5mj 8 років тому

      I'm going to high school this year and I'm honestly really stressed and freaked. I take 4 dance but might have to chose between two of them cause they overlap. I'm socially awkward and weird. And I've always had trouble paying attention but I feel like this school year was the hardest to pay attention in. I mean I try to pay attention, my mind just wanders to everything.

    • @portxr
      @portxr 8 років тому +1

      same

    • @depressedgalaxy6208
      @depressedgalaxy6208 8 років тому

      +Luna Eclipse me too man

    • @arielleraza4706
      @arielleraza4706 8 років тому

      same

  • @issawoshi
    @issawoshi 7 років тому +184

    "Try to get rid of all distractions"
    Me: *Throws away fridge, laptop, phone, my life*
    Mum: What are you doing?
    Me: I HAVE FUCKING EXAMS MUM

  • @jadenyuki6298
    @jadenyuki6298 8 років тому +984

    THAT MIXTAPE GONNA BE SO LIT DAN WILL FINALLY BE ON FIRE.

  • @heehee2878
    @heehee2878 6 років тому +155

    “You can not study if ur stressing out in a pile of underwear and crumbs, which I know is what ur sitting in right now. Don’t try to fool me.”
    Me: I’M FEELING ATTACKED

  • @astrozombie5521
    @astrozombie5521 8 років тому +1934

    I'm procrastinating from studying for my exams by watching this video.

  • @oliviam8361
    @oliviam8361 7 років тому +371

    "The square root of the...banana...Shakespeare" mE

    • @jaybradley1525
      @jaybradley1525 6 років тому

      Twenty One Panics! At The Chemical Disco. Same..

    • @zedekiahhunter8154
      @zedekiahhunter8154 6 років тому +1

      I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC SM

    • @helenaking1488
      @helenaking1488 6 років тому +3

      Sounds like AQA planning GCSE questions

    • @jennagaddis117
      @jennagaddis117 6 років тому

      Twenty One Panics! At The Chemical Disco *I appreciate your username*

  • @iaveee2990
    @iaveee2990 6 років тому +110

    This video HELPED ME..
    And I also lost a load of friends by singing the periodic table song 24/7..
    Never mind Dan and Phil exist so what could go wrong?

  • @nomnomnoming
    @nomnomnoming 6 років тому +57

    Dan:A NEW CAT ON NEKO ATSUME!??!?!?!SCREW THIS!! *throws book*

  • @jingertea7032
    @jingertea7032 8 років тому +652

    did dan literally give us good advice for this whole entire video

    • @jingertea7032
      @jingertea7032 8 років тому +10

      *protips

    • @mcost4098
      @mcost4098 8 років тому +6

      I know it's so strange

    • @tessa9752
      @tessa9752 8 років тому +7

      I'm a little scared of him now! Lol

    • @phanichgwarts380
      @phanichgwarts380 8 років тому +2

      does a cat count as a distraction........
      should i kill it

    • @Churros25
      @Churros25 8 років тому

      how did this happen? How did he give protips

  • @scorcoran619
    @scorcoran619 8 років тому +445

    Dan, I used to be a fan.
    NOW I'M A AIR CONDITIONER LOLZR RAWR

    • @amberh4470
      @amberh4470 8 років тому +2

      xD

    • @immortal-un5rj
      @immortal-un5rj 8 років тому +3

      +AmazingDanLester IsNotonFire PROTIP

    • @hanacantsleep3162
      @hanacantsleep3162 8 років тому +2

      HAHA XDXDXDXD

    • @michaela5986
      @michaela5986 8 років тому +2

      ur profile looks like a cross between Dan and Brendon urie to me. no? just me? OK bai

    • @javenpitt3088
      @javenpitt3088 8 років тому

      +really love panic!at the disco/emperors new clothes😍

  • @danoreilly
    @danoreilly 7 років тому +119

    Im back here again...oh god

  • @ashc3504
    @ashc3504 Рік тому +6

    I come back to this every semester

  • @strangehooman942
    @strangehooman942 8 років тому +550

    Dan how do you memorize the Periodic Table!?! I can't even remember my own phone number

    • @ansroxx7456
      @ansroxx7456 8 років тому +6

      go to the asapscience page. search for the periodic table song. BAM.

    • @strangehooman942
      @strangehooman942 8 років тому

      Ans roxx lol thank you

    • @rebecca0liverx
      @rebecca0liverx 8 років тому +2

      I can remember some of it from the periodic table song

    • @aarenmarchi
      @aarenmarchi 8 років тому

      It was a different time lol... though technically not. For one thing, stop only storing numbers in your phone. Write it down, say it out loud. We need to strengthen our youths ability to remember things.
      I learned pretty much everything with song and writing it down. Those were my memory triggers. Anything I sang, I knew and anything I wrote down I could almost visually recall it.

    • @scarletthedoge7177
      @scarletthedoge7177 8 років тому

      Lol

  • @makeupbyvictoria11
    @makeupbyvictoria11 8 років тому +375

    Dan no, I had my exams all last week. I needed this video last week brb I'm going to cry in a corner now.

  • @moltodolce7071
    @moltodolce7071 8 років тому +619

    wow is it that time of year when dan uploads already? omg time flies

    • @moltodolce7071
      @moltodolce7071 8 років тому +9

      (im kidding lol sorry spork man)
      (why was that what i was compelled to call dan im so sorry about myself)

    • @jacksonisaunicorn5459
      @jacksonisaunicorn5459 8 років тому

      +p0p porter
      Too

    • @k-poptrash8306
      @k-poptrash8306 8 років тому +8

      he probably is a potato and he lived in his fridge and once a year he becomes a [Dan] and record youtube videos

    • @charlottewayland5681
      @charlottewayland5681 8 років тому +2

      +K-pop Trash you do realise he's on tour right?

    • @39abc93
      @39abc93 8 років тому +4

      +Charlotte Wayland you do realise that there are youtubers who take their job seriously and pre-film videos when they know they're going to be busy? he doesn't even make an effort lol

  • @sriprathavasanthysenthil2017
    @sriprathavasanthysenthil2017 4 роки тому +22

    Dan giggling at his own joke at 2:40 had me dying!

  • @hollyrice3381
    @hollyrice3381 8 років тому +791

    Just so you know, asthma, anxiety, and exams do NOT go together.

    • @alinbriseno2698
      @alinbriseno2698 8 років тому +2

      Same
      Also, RAVENCLAW YAS

    • @roseslugi
      @roseslugi 8 років тому +3

      and social anxiety

    • @francoodle
      @francoodle 8 років тому +1

      I'm in Ravenclaw!!!

    • @ivygracia9556
      @ivygracia9556 8 років тому +1

      That_ravenclaw good advice because the bad news is I have anxiety

    • @jupitersfox6299
      @jupitersfox6299 8 років тому

      That_ravenclaw I have anxiety and asthma :/

  • @harmonystone1933
    @harmonystone1933 7 років тому +533

    Due Monday?
    Do Monday.

  • @ellbell_xo993
    @ellbell_xo993 8 років тому +166

    Daniel James Howell where were you 2 weeks ago when my exams started 😂😂

    • @halezly2054
      @halezly2054 8 років тому +1

      Lmao same Dan explain lol

    • @strangehooman942
      @strangehooman942 8 років тому +1

      that's what i was thinking! my last exam was YESTERDAY

    • @wormdemon
      @wormdemon 8 років тому +2

      literally my thoughts.

    • @flummoxedgiles
      @flummoxedgiles 8 років тому +2

      yeah Dan plz explain that to us

    • @saraputnam162
      @saraputnam162 8 років тому

      I wish I had this advice.. but is still did ok on my exams

  • @grassyfield5209
    @grassyfield5209 4 роки тому +58

    How To Survive Exams 2020 Edition:
    1. Global Pandemic

  • @irisrichmond-tanner2189
    @irisrichmond-tanner2189 8 років тому +430

    DAN I WOULD HAVE LIKED THIS ADVICE ABOUT A 3 WEEKS AGO WHEN EXAMS ACCUALLY STARTED

  • @GraceC
    @GraceC 6 років тому +138

    Do you ever just revise by flicking through your book for two minutes and just think what does it all mean??

  • @zaafirah6258
    @zaafirah6258 7 років тому +295

    Am I the only one who watches this video religiously before every single exam?

    • @dantaelyn787
      @dantaelyn787 6 років тому +1

      Zaafirah Nope I do it before every exam lol

    • @verysmolmangoes
      @verysmolmangoes 6 років тому +1

      Probabs bcz of STEVE and BUCKY

    • @bellej2037
      @bellej2037 6 років тому +1

      nope here i am

    • @forestcreepp
      @forestcreepp 6 років тому

      got an exam tommorow.

    • @asa-of6qj
      @asa-of6qj 6 років тому

      Nope got an exam in 2 weeks

  • @mollyh661
    @mollyh661 5 років тому +26

    Who else has come back to this video for yet another consecutive year?

  • @Alexis-nq9nl
    @Alexis-nq9nl 8 років тому +196

    I have rewatched this so many times because I miss Dan and this is the only way I can be happy

  • @samthehypotheticaldad
    @samthehypotheticaldad 7 років тому +155

    Dan, when this was posted, it was the last day of school for me.

    • @dieowo4549
      @dieowo4549 7 років тому +3

      Lucky you got end of school 2 months ago i got my end of school a few weeks ago :C

  • @jojoaldar
    @jojoaldar 8 років тому +488

    I have an exam tomorrow
    WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE

    • @adammurad8834
      @adammurad8834 8 років тому +4

      Getting help

    • @randomsoftstan1592
      @randomsoftstan1592 8 років тому

      SAME!.. But I'm gonna die anyway so 😭😂

    • @alaskajadesmith4503
      @alaskajadesmith4503 8 років тому

      SAME!! OMFG. I'm so screwed..... >

    • @juuzousuzuya1690
      @juuzousuzuya1690 8 років тому +7

      YOU ARE PROCRASTINATING STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!

    • @nealbrook3911
      @nealbrook3911 8 років тому

      I was in the middle of studying for my math exams when I decided to watch this video...

  • @lisaslife4807
    @lisaslife4807 2 роки тому +7

    I remember seeing this when dan uploaded this and now today I watched this an hour before an A level to calm down because I was ✨STRESSING✨

  • @DylanTalksMoney
    @DylanTalksMoney 8 років тому +2258

    Who else literally lives for Dan's videos? 😂

  • @wormdemon
    @wormdemon 8 років тому +314

    This is the saddest and most depressed I've ever been and watching this made me forget about EVERYTHING, I haven't laughed so hard in AGES.

    • @imnotdoingthisforfun
      @imnotdoingthisforfun 8 років тому +6

      I know how you feel.

    • @blahabskdkbenw7275
      @blahabskdkbenw7275 8 років тому +1

      OMG YEA

    • @latona11
      @latona11 8 років тому +5

      Dude, I'm glad to know this made you happy. Hang in there, bro.
      also forgetting everything may be a bit problematic. like. you need to know your times tables for some reason. maybe dont forget that.

    • @kiaracolegrove7412
      @kiaracolegrove7412 8 років тому

      Im not alone

    • @aaliyah666
      @aaliyah666 8 років тому +1

      This is probably the sweetest comment thread ever.

  • @booboo-pw3eu
    @booboo-pw3eu 7 років тому +530

    its easy to do homework for me
    PS tip listen to Dan while doing your homework

    • @booboo-pw3eu
      @booboo-pw3eu 7 років тому +4

      just try it

    • @ashberry0327
      @ashberry0327 7 років тому

      boo boo I'll try it

    • @cemetables5114
      @cemetables5114 7 років тому +2

      boo boo
      PRO TIP

    • @phdertale1364
      @phdertale1364 7 років тому +7

      boo boo It didn't work I didn't do the homework I watched Dan instead...

    • @dee5378
      @dee5378 7 років тому +14

      boo boo I find it easier to do homework listening to Phil than Dan because Howell has little messages in comic sans in his videos that I absolutely need to read.

  • @samanthah2300
    @samanthah2300 4 роки тому +3

    I love how this popped up in my recommended a week before finals

  • @reddesttempest9108
    @reddesttempest9108 8 років тому +143

    HE PUT PROTIP IN THE DISCRIPTION I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WATCHING AND IM SO HAPPY

  • @anchps5419
    @anchps5419 8 років тому +164

    absorb the notes
    taste the notes
    feel the notes
    love the notes
    become the notes
    may the notes be with you.

  • @jessiebeaver2875
    @jessiebeaver2875 8 років тому +633

    Or you could just watch this during your study periods instead of ACTUALLY studying like I am right now

    • @simonekjems1780
      @simonekjems1780 8 років тому

      Same

    • @shinkawholock5461
      @shinkawholock5461 8 років тому

      Same. I have literature exam tomorrow :/

    • @kristenparelli1963
      @kristenparelli1963 8 років тому

      science test for me ;w;

    • @dani_dazed
      @dani_dazed 8 років тому +1

      i have my biggest exam in like 5 hours and here i am, being distracted by Dan instead of actually studying. #ripmygrades

    • @itzzoey8400
      @itzzoey8400 8 років тому

      +Alex Parelli same Physics for me

  • @lilabellelove
    @lilabellelove Рік тому +4

    i watch this video every time i have exams and i’ve never failed an exam so i like it think it’s goodluck ⭐️