I love how Phil is Dan’s anger management therapist, ”you can do this dan” ”I believe in you” *Dan calms down for 0.0001 secs and then he bursts out in flames, once again*
Phil gently placing his hands on Dans shoulders to call him makes me feel things and also where can I order my personal Phil for all the university-induced stress I'm going through on a daily basis?
D: "Scoop your mums pastry into my bowl P: Shut up! Stop doing my pastry! D:You need to hold right P: I'll hold you right! You guys just killed the Phandom in less than 5 seconds
"Dad." "I want to bite your ear." "I'm gonna hold you right." "Ball fun- swing it around a bit, then go home." "I believe in ya." *clutches Dan's shoulders* a.k.a. the things phil did/said in this video that made everyone cry.
Lil Ali I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE HONEY IF YOU STAY ILL BE FORGIVING NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOMEEE
"We had a conversation about the T word, your not allowed to say it (inaudible)" -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018 "i'll slow clap your mum in her own house" ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018 "Oh there's something shaking. Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan! Dad." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018 "I want to bite your ear, rip it off and eat it. ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018 "No deaths, That's what they're gonna call me, that's what's going to be on my gravestone." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018 "Mum making dessert on a Sunday night. Moist, Flakey, It's called an apple crumble you freak! -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018 ...You need to keep holding right... "I'll hold you right." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018 "Just believe you are the ball. Embrace the ball." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018 "I believe I'm a ball." -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018 "Zen, zine, Xena Warrior Princess is inside you." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018 "No don't eat your phone. Well this is waterproof so maybe go ahead." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018 "I'm gonna do the Tide-Pod challenge privately." -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018 God I love these guys!
I have come to the realisation that the “2018 thing” on the gaming channel is Dan eating his own possessions (first the slipper, then the phone, whatever next?)
*VIGOROUS HAND MOTIONS* *tease it away* “wap and a bap and a boop” phill wins the award for best description 2050 cause he’s living in the future with all these terms
You know the funny thing is before I even laughed at the joke, or got it through my head that it even was a joke, I thought to myself 'good thing I know sign language!' Thats how serious this problem is
I'm so here for Phil legitimately helping Dan with his anger
Same
me too
L.ED Creates me too
It’s my new aesthetic
When Phil sang to him I just lost it, they're so cute 😍
I love how Phil is Dan’s anger management therapist, ”you can do this dan” ”I believe in you” *Dan calms down for 0.0001 secs and then he bursts out in flames, once again*
Just listening to Phil calming down Dan while listening to Marilyn Manson and Metallica
Dan is on fire
He reminds me of hades in hercules tbh
I think he sometimes makes it worst tho 😅
Trashlord_Skywalker02 same
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he eat his phone as a snacc
O h w o w
Lmao
That's the only he protecc...meme that is actually funny.
I'm dead
and his friend's a huge hypochondriacc
phil, when dan dies: "alright, give me the phone. my turn."
phil, when phil dies: "no! that didn't count, let me have another go."
Eunice Escobar Me in the bbackground: Me too Phil, me too.
ME
peak younger sibling energy
For a second I thought this was about *them* dying, not the lil guy... I need more sleep
@@samanthahenley8284 ironically phil is older than dan 💀
*"I'll slow clap your mum in her own house."*
*"Do we need to have a word?"*
Omfg.
SuperJanGames “we’ve had a conversation about the t word, your not allowed to say teasing”
Ladydoor
Olivia C FEMALE EXIT
I'm such a demon phannie that I thought he said " I'll slow clap your bum in our own house"
I need holy water
elewa Sajna The bible app is free
Dan: I’m not going to scream.
Also Dan: *AAAAAAHHHHHHH* *WHAT THE FUCK*
"Don't you slow clap me"
"I'll slow clap your Mum in her own house"
*Phil Lester, oh.my.god*
PhanHowlter that's how they are
What time was thah at
It’s because we keep making them play rage games
He went to the Dean Winchester school of inventing comebacks on the spot.
“don’t eat your phone..well it’s waterproof so maybe go ahead”
should i be concerned about phil?
Probably...
Love the Slipknot reference ;)
" 'No deaths Phily' thats gonna be on my gravestone" well....that seems a bit ironic doesn't it?
zero deaths
ZERO DEFFS
zEro DEATHS
That along with "oh Phil there was never a better king of the universe" and Dan with his "ugh"
@lilovelyan very ironic 😂
"2018 my goal is to not scream"
- Dan Howell
*flashbacks to Getting Over It*
"I believe I'm a ball,
I DONT WANNA TOUCH THE WALL"
~Daniel Howell, 2018
" *I want to bite your ear* "
" *I'll hold you right* "
'nuff said
alrighty then
That hits
@Jessie Jenkins *cough* exactly the same *cough*
things phil said in this video:
“dad”
“i want to bite your ear”
“i’ll hold you right”
“ I believe in you “
Okay then ...
😂
YES
"Zeno warrior princess is inside you"
can’t forget about “just sniff the ball”
i love phil so much omg HAHAHAKDJDKD
“I’ll hold you right” -Phil Lester 2018
Dan: You need to keep holding, right ?
Phil: i'll hold *you* right
What kind of threat is that ?
Or a punishment later in bed. Just a friendly suggestion.
😂 I can't breath
A nice one
omg when was this i didn’t hear it oof
• whatismylife161 • - just stop
Dan is an accurate representation of gaming rage
Rachma NK Dan is the literal embodiment of gaming rage
Phil: I wanna bite your ear and rip it off and eat it
*donate a dollar a day, and save a Daniel in need*
Sarcastic_Sunshine LOLOLOL
He just wants to make sure dan can’t hear with him because he will be deaf by the end of the year if this keeps up 😂
*Dan high pitch screams*
Phil: “Shh, everyone’s headphones are exploding.”
Me: Phil, sweetheart, that literally happens every video
“In 2018, my goal is not to scream.”
That was ruined in the first video this year.
Youve heard of "soft and neat" now get ready for
M O I S T A N D F L A K E Y
*NoOo*
words for my face
Please no I'm begging you
😏
@@ayuayusitdown9810 Same
“I’ll slow clap your mum in her own house” Phil wtf
“no...don’t eat your phone. well it is waterproof, so maybe go ahead.”
phils my hero
Daniel you've literally screamed in every video in 2018, give up on this futile goal of yours
Ash true
Ash they're kind of calling it with the games they decided to play...
Ash He needs to play Unfair Mario
Phil gently placing his hands on Dans shoulders to call him makes me feel things and also where can I order my personal Phil for all the university-induced stress I'm going through on a daily basis?
I think all university students deserve a personal Phil to calm us down
Imagine, just before the dead heat of finals, having a huge school sleepover (Tyler Oakley style). It would be so much fun and so stress-relieving.
Undomyhead we definitely do
Yeah forget stress mushrooms we need stress phils
"I wanna bite your ear and rip it off and eat it"
"I'll hold you right"
"Xena Warrior princess is inside you"
What the hell is Phil in this video
Xena Warrior Princess
not advertiser friendly, that’s what he is
Every time DanAndPhilGAMES posts I immediately remove my headphones and turn down the volume
Same
Jessica same
I think we all do
Yep XD
wtf you're so good at being noticed wtf i am wtf-ing
I could hear Dan’s scream before even clicking on the video
Vaneza Torres SAME
same
Vaneza Torres ok but me
Honestly I love how Phil could easily calm Dan down :)
Dan: I’m not going to scream this year
Phil: let’s play the most frustrating games of all time!!!
Dan: For 2018 my goal is not to scream.
Yeah and my goal is to stop Procrastinating. We all have those goals we never follow through Dan.
I just love how in almost every video of 2018 Dan has to say " do i need to have a word with you?"
Wolfy2016 11 2018 mood
I'm ganna make a compilation of every time phil dropped the innuendo bomb during 2018
Coming this summer!
D: "Scoop your mums pastry into my bowl
P: Shut up! Stop doing my pastry!
D:You need to hold right
P: I'll hold you right!
You guys just killed the Phandom in less than 5 seconds
Brogan Bell *dies instantaneously*
I was looking for this comment
Brogan Bell yaass boo it's kayla
Kayla Wolfinger you brat😂 jk love you Eliza
Not to mention Phil saying dad
Dan: okay Phil, you have a patience problem
also Dan: *screams and eats his phone *
"I'll hold you *right* "
and other sentences Phil has said
**sees video title**
**lowers volume**
Vanessa Hansmann ME
Vanessa Hansmann RELATABLE
the more he represses his frustration, the more enraged he is by the end. Just let it all out Danny boi
+//Emily Lovett\\ i have this track in my head on a permanent loop i swear down
“No deaths Phillie. It’s what’s they’re gonna call me. It’s what’s gonna be on my grave stone”
Uh phil
Sean M I can’t stop laughing! 😂😂
I love that
Sean M best thing ever honestly
Phil: *insists on switching over after failing at the first level*
Also Phil: *insists on having a second go after failing on the same part*
dan : *eats slipper*
dan : *eats phone*
dan : *eats the edgy lens*
Your forgot the remote
lil nerd {soon} Dan: *eats universe*
WILL PHIL BE NEXT?
_dun dun dun_
peg oh yeah
Bleaky OHMYGOSH
"You get more adventures every day, don't you Phil?"
* softest voice ever * "Thank you!"
Me: * flails and sobs *
Sky'sTheLimit flails and crafts
Dan judging us at the end is what I am living for.
Phil calming Dan calmed me
what we learned: 2018 will *NOT* be the year Phil thinks before he speaks.
yep agreed. but that just ups his adorableness!
Jessica Lutgen what a shame, I thought that was 2017
The zoom ins on this vid are on point
"I want to bite your ear. And rip it off. And eat it"
Phil is there something you want to talk to us about
he wants to vore dan
He has a kink and he is being open about it XD
Dark EeveeXx He's secretly been a zombie all along.
Maybe he watched Hannibal recently...
He did call Dan dad so yanno
I believe I’m a ball ...
I don’t want to touch the wall ...
The next hit song from Ladders
Thank you for being the only person talking about that beautiful song 😂
Yessss!!!!
/Does the ladders hand thing/
Merge the two emojis ✋👈
Esha M EVERYONE PUT UP YOUR LADDER HANDS
"I'll hold you right." PHIL YOU'RE NOT ALOUD TO WORD ANYMORE YIKES 😂
LilyTeaLatte allowed
HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON'T
@@puffon CAUSE I'M PAST THE LIMITS
Just when you think Dan didn't have any more rage in him after "Getting Over It" AND "The Impossible Quiz"
It didn’t work because you didn’t give each other a ‘moosage’
Dan: “WHAT THE FUKAFUKAWUTDAFUKA”
Phil: “waka waka”
Finishing each other’s sentences goals.
Dan:
"I believe I'm a ball,
I DON'T WANNA TOUCH THE WALL!!!!!!!"
Beautiful xD :D
Hopeless Survivor How can he sing in times of crisis so beautifully? I don’t understand
how do you guys make such consistently good content every single time?? Natural talent I stg
i misread "natural talent I stg" as "natural talent leg"
oh hi Bella I saw you comment on the Cards Against Humanity vid. Nice to see you again👋
"Dad."
"I want to bite your ear."
"I'm gonna hold you right."
"Ball fun- swing it around a bit, then go home."
"I believe in ya."
*clutches Dan's shoulders*
a.k.a. the things phil did/said in this video that made everyone cry.
50% of the shippers dropped down dead, scientists can't explain.
ItsmeEllie 25 you forgot zena warrior princess is inside you
*Craft
This whole video is just Dan slowly going insane
This whole channel is just Dan slowly going insane
sideworld well. I was just about to say that
Isn't that all the videos..
Correction- I think you meant Every video
phil: dan!dan!dan!*dad!*
*throws phone across the room*
umm trash what time???
I died
sorry idk
Phil: *scowls Dan for the C word
Dan: *Silently cringes and dies inside about Phil saying "tease" 😆
Brogan Bell to be fair, that word should be considered a swear.
*I BeLiEvE i'M a BaLl I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH THE WALL*
does phil ever realize how many innuendos he makes?
Rachel Wang yes I pretty sure he does
"Buy a bath bomb and eat it."
Dan, Patrick told us not to eat them remember?
BlackVeilBrides BandTrash I LOVE YOU! OMFGBYES
JARED LOVES THE CRONCH (cries because nobody gets the reference)
Ah, my fellow emos. I see we come across eachother again...
Ryden Trash yes
Jared loves the cronch is all I thought too, don’t worry, you’re not alone
whoever created this game is actually the definition of EVIL
Gabriella tch
tbh im jungshook
hi armyy
frustrated dan goes shouty, frustrated phil gets bitey
WhaT aRe yoU iMplYinG
*FOR 2018 MY GOAL IS TO NOT SCREAM*
(lowers down volume)
same tbh
Likewise
Phil said “teased it around” at least 10000 times lol
Ella Carden lmao whenever he said that it reminded me of that ignition song ×)
Ella Carden I can't stop thinking about the "We've had a conversation about the T word"
“Sniff the ball”
*Keep your chill, Danny Boye.*
famous last words
nOW I KNOW
THAT I CAN'T MAKE YOU STAY
I'll go home
Lil Ali I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE HONEY IF YOU STAY ILL BE FORGIVING NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOMEEE
I was so sure that someone would do this^
I SEE YOU LYING NEXT TO ME WITH WORDS I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SPEAK AWAKE AND UNAFRAID ASLEEP OR DEAD
Kai Fujiwara omg there’s so many killjoys i cant
*_Turn down the volume_*
Thanks for da tip mate 😂 😆
*turns volume up is defiance*
I put it on speaker before reading this
Potatoz N' Bleach thank u I really need this
I don’t know if this is a reference to pump up the volume or not but either way thanks
If Dan says his goal is to not scream, that means turn the volume down from the start
He protecc
He attacc
But most unfortunately...
Dan's rage is bacc
It was never gone
It will never be gone
I see 2018 is NOT the year of Phil stopping with the innuendos
Dan + anger = danger
i read it as dang-er 😂😂😂
Was that meant to be a pun?
Loll
streams are basically danger dan at work
Amelia Is Meme Trash nah it’s a toaster quite clearly
Let's all give Phil a big thank you for keeping Dan mostly sane in this video.
"We had a conversation about the T word, your not allowed to say it (inaudible)" -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018
"i'll slow clap your mum in her own house" ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
"Oh there's something shaking. Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan! Dad." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
"I want to bite your ear, rip it off and eat it. ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
"No deaths, That's what they're gonna call me, that's what's going to be on my gravestone." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
"Mum making dessert on a Sunday night. Moist, Flakey, It's called an apple crumble you freak! -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018
...You need to keep holding right... "I'll hold you right." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
"Just believe you are the ball. Embrace the ball." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
"I believe I'm a ball." -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018
"Zen, zine, Xena Warrior Princess is inside you." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
"No don't eat your phone. Well this is waterproof so maybe go ahead." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
"I'm gonna do the Tide-Pod challenge privately." -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018
God I love these guys!
you have no idea how much i love these two dorks
confusedphan same fam
confusedphan or should I say pham
I do. not as much as me.
“I wanna bit your ear. And rip it off. And eat it.” Phanfic in the making
Dear God please no...
Abigail Cheese oh god no
The ear fic
No s T O P
link it when ur done
“I want to bite your ear
And rip it off
And eat it”
- Phil Lester 2018
“For 2018, my goal is not to scream”
*Entire fandom laughs*
"I wanna bite your ear and rip it off and eat it" - Hannibal Lester
thats his name
Eener9Lilly haven’t you heard of Hannibal Lector?
If Dan said that instead of Phil would it be Dannibal Lector?
MissAnthrope Dannibal Lester
Phannibal Lester ;)
From the producers of "Dan eats his slipper" I present to you the thrilling sequel "Dan eats his phone".
Vania Armstrong IN CINEMAS NOW!!
Phil's new vocabulary: TEASING
Andrew Chibigere at least "sound barrier" is no longer a thing🤗
“No deaths Phily is gonna be on my gravestone” umm Phil
Lol! I know right!
I thought it was “there was never a better king of the universe “
The irony of that statement.
Zero death
Dan needing to have a talk with Phil is my new kink
Same
sashapple u r not the only one
I believe I’m a ball
*I DONT WANNA TOUCH THE WALL*
lauren I see your comments in every video 😂😂
Kiana , Nice profile pic XD
•-•WeirdPotato•-• same to you hahaha
Western Downpour yes and OMG your username
Clique where? |-/
Let us take a moment of silence for those brave people who had headphones on, they will never be the same again.
Announcement Moose I am sadly one of those people
Thank you
I think my ears are actually bleeding
I made the stupid mistake of putting on headphones after dan said that he wasn’t going to scream
my ears are sweating
"Are you.. whatever"
"F-fish"
*iconic*
Lmao
“what did is, I don’t know is the answer.”
me with everything😂
*gives thumbs up*
*feels sorry for your suffering...*
*but you've gotta admit... It was really funny*
It was so funny I didn’t know 14+ mins could pass so quickly
"I think I'm gonna find this funnier than I am hard."
Did I hear that correctly?
Yes, but he meant he would find it funnier than he would find it difficult. It was just worded really badly lol
Phil calming Dan down is my new fav thing
Watching Dan and Phil is the only thing that brings me happiness these days
Dans Eyelash i relate.
Same tbh
I don't have my ear buds and I'm in the car, I'll just blast your video
Wish me luck dads
KatTheRat I have it on the Giant speaker in the living room... I wonder how I'm not grounded yet :)
Same
KatTheRat so how is it going? I always have earbuds on me half of the time.
KatTheRat oh boy
'Dandandan dad'
TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW CUTE DAN IS WITH HIS HAIR I KNOW THIS ALREADY HAPPENED BUT WHAT
Terri.K he looks so good in this video
I have come to the realisation that the “2018 thing” on the gaming channel is Dan eating his own possessions (first the slipper, then the phone, whatever next?)
Phil.
Nemuruyuu Phil might wanna watch out next video
if it is phil im not stopping him
Personal space? Never heard of her.
FangirlTM "are you assuming my gender?!" (Jk😅)
Brogan Bell lol sorry 😂
who IS she?
The amount of physical contact and innuendos has me quaking
Our dads are precious
phil: we take turns
also phil: leT ME HAVE ONE MORE GO
*VIGOROUS HAND MOTIONS* *tease it away* “wap and a bap and a boop” phill wins the award for best description 2050 cause he’s living in the future with all these terms
Reminds me of the surfer vine lmao
*I’m really worried that the picture Phil told us to send on twitter, will not go to good use*
Phanisjesus knowing this fucking fandom it wont...nothing ever goes well
SAME SHSJSKSKSK
same
Exactly
No but I did it anyway
does anyone realize how often phil says *"yEeEEe"*
Rachel Wang CrankThatFrank would be proud
YEEeeEe
yeee I noticed that too (also hi fellow yeemos)
Someone needs to recommend a cutesy game for them. They need chill. Hahaha
Lady Jam Snow kindergarten!
Noooo this is much more fun! (for us that is)
Can your pet
don't look at my pic I was thinking that 💀
@@ChosenMango4233 absolutely!
anyone going to interactive introverts learn sign language because Phil may be deaf in a few months
You know the funny thing is before I even laughed at the joke, or got it through my head that it even was a joke, I thought to myself 'good thing I know sign language!'
Thats how serious this problem is
Mary I you’ll be fine but i’m mainly worried for people in the meet and greets the most
haha true
Good for ASL, but we're gonna need more volunteers for other countries
HowellLesterSuggDeyes lmaoooo