"Can you please give me your body" - "no" - "Perhaps you will change your mind after my powerpoint presentation" That was the truest joke in the entire video and I cannot get over the absurdity of it!
My favorite was when Ultima tried putting Clive through a vision quest. Ultima: "Um..... brain washin-" Clive: "Still no" Ultima was such a bad villain. He couldn't even come up with a decent argument to shake Clive even though the best one was in front of everyone the whole time: the Bearer racism.
@@chrisdaughen5257To be fair, Ultima gives 0 fucks about humanity as an all, so him not even knowing the concept of bearer racism is pretty in character actually 😂
@@gateauxq4604 Afaik every mention of them are only as cousins, not FIRST cousins. There has been no explicit mention of their degree of consanguinity.
@@themisheika Hi, I might have it wrong that they're first cousins. I thought something Annabella (the mother) said hinted at that, but maybe I'm getting my info mixed up. I still find it hilarious, regardless, and maintain my joke regarding Joshua's health, lol.
@@solracstormhunter3023I know, I wonder if Dion’s opinion of his father would have changed had he purchased this Japan only guidebook. I honestly hate Ultimatums. They do the same crap with the Remake trilogy where they explain the time travel and multiverse stuff in the book.
@@Rasengan9000ttt Fun fact: I got REMINDED a few days ago, about the FFVII Remake _Tifa & Aerith_ novel and still haven't checked it out. If FFXV taught me something, it's that if side media is needed to fill gaps of information, than the narrative is flawed in it's entirety. I have read several Assassin's Creed novels and they allways felt like expansions, rather than patches.
@@solracstormhunter3023 In all fairness, when you have a series that's called "Compilation of Final Fantasy VII", and one of the entries is a defunct Japan-exclusive phone game that showcases a lot of the behind-the-scenes lore (fun fact, Rufus Shinra was the co-founder of AVALANCHE, and he funded it so that he could eventually pull the rug out from under them so he could swoop in and reap the benefits, up until he completely lost control once the leader at the time got too powerful and tried to end the world), it stands to reason that they would have eventually made books as well. Of course, I just wound up pirating the book. It was neat.
She had more value than Luna, but that's such a low bar to cross 😅. So much more personality is shown with Tifa and Aerith, is there NO other ideas that can be given to the current female characters other than being the girlfriend or stepping in the shoes of their male counterparts? (Cindy and Mid being the Cid of their games. Yes, Mid was more of the usual Cid than FF XVI's actual Cid was, lol). Not sure what all is going on with XIV, as I don't play it, but I think XIII might have been the last time female characters were given a good spotlight, with Lightning, Fang and Vanille.
7:00 It took me this long to realize Zettaflare is a stronger variation of Bahamut's signature move, Megaflare (in the metric system, zetta is to the power of twenty-one, mega is to the power of six). That means Donald Duck is canonically a Bahamut in Kingdom Hearts and one of the two strongest Bahamuts in Final Fantasy. At least until someone inevitably uses yottaflare to quettaflare anyway.
I gasped when Bahamut made that move and had to Google that to confirm if its stronger because I just couldn't believe that Donald is really that strong
@@NuniPikachu Friendly reminder the quality of the user is important. Donald "dies" using the technique. He's not that guy. It's like the difference between Goku using Kaio Ken x4 in early dbz and regular kaoi ken in buu saga (he never did this it's just an example). x4 is stronger but Goku is way stronger in buu saga, so a normal kaoi ken is far stronger than the x4 from before. Even if it is to the power of 21 vs 6.
If you think about it, Clive's mother was probably the most dangerous female character in Final Fantasy. Because of her pure lust for power, she discriminated against her husband and her own children as hostages, and then sold them to an enemy country, and her son became a slave. Although he became prime minister of an enemy country, he had enormous political power but was unable to handle it properly, throwing a relatively healthy country into economic and political chaos. Even though Altema destroyed everything, she still lost her senses and only cared about her own safety, causing the loss of everything she had left. Even her son tried to show her mercy, but ended up taking his own life. She almost looks like a Disney villain, or game of throne characters
Honestly I would have prefered her as the main antagonist of FF16, if they’re gonna take inspiration from Tales of Berseria, might as well give Clive his own Artorious. X)
@@sollato0293 In some ways, Elena may be a better final boss than Altema. Even though it's tragic, I think it's likable to see him, who has no physical strength, later seize someone's power out of desire and confront his son.
I was SO MAD. You don’t go into the final battle missing one of the OG characters, also passing the power doesn’t nullify their eikon or else Dion couldn’t have gone. /🤓
@@gateauxq4604 I know it's an old cliche, but if they established Jill was pregnant after that night in Waloed, it would have justified her not going. But no, just Dion gets to go because he's got STRONGER, MANLY WILL to control a berserk Bahamut to the point he can still talk while primed.
@@gateauxq4604If she had gone she would have died like the rest of them. They had her stay behind to make the ending sadder. When Jill and Clive are talking in certain cutscenes you can here My Star playing in the background. They could have maybe used the curse symptoms to justify her staying behind since priming is expeditates it far more then spell casting but Joshua was sick. We need Jill and Cid dlc.
Actually, Exaflare exists, which is even stronger than Tetraflare. However, most people don't remember it, because the only Mainline versions of it are in XIII-2 (which most people probably wouldn't have played, because 13...) or XIV, which it's just a game mechanic and not a party killing event.
Ultima: I am God you cannot ki- Clive: *MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER!* Ultima: 💀 Omega: *ANCIENT EGGROLLS COME READY TO FRY, IM GONNA POP THE UNIVERSE, GET READY TO DIIIE* Clive: FUCK FRIENDSHIP PUNCH THAT THING!!!!
The Final Fantasy line was so on the nose that I was half expecting you to put in “roll credits *ding*” But the “how many was that?” “16” “Bullshit, you said at least 70” was way funnier.
Oh god, this video topped part one by a landslide. Not only did Sephi show up to troll Cloud, but about 50 different franchises decided to cameo, and the bit about people (I hope) shipping Clive and Joshua despite the incest was fucking hysterical!!! The icing on the cake had to be how Joshua was like, “it’s too late bro, we already committed incest back at the start of the game”. Also, TYTYTY for mentioning The Game Awards bullshit…but I’m taking that point away cause your forgot to mention that Joshua doesn’t stay dead after he tells Clive he didn’t get that Game Award xD
“Excuse me, I’m already done transforming. Are you done crying yet?” “Shut up! I’m trying to win a game award here!” “(Gets revived) You didn’t win brother. (Dies)” *“Dammit…”*
At the start: Clive: Hey guys check out this cool new hideout we made. I think I forgot something. Gav: Clive it's been 5 years and we've done nothing, can we PLEASE resume the plot now?
I think, given how Cid and Benedikta speak about each other, they're exes. Cid mentions something about Benedikta having been a "mistake" for him. Also, I don't think you get that bitter at another person and you haven't slept with them 😂. And if they never officially dated, then that's my headcannon and I'm not changing it, lol.
"be careful brother! He's the strongest bahamut out of, Bahamut, Bahumut Zero, Bahamut Sin, Neo Bahamut, Bahamut Fury, Bahamut Alpha, Bahamut Omega, Bahamut Eidolons, Bahamut Aeon, Bahamut Esper, Astral Bahamut, Dirge of Bahamut, Before Crisis Bahamut, Crisis Core Bahamut, Theatrhythm Bahamut, Theatrhythm Bahamut Curtain Call, Theatrhythm Bahamut All-Star Carnival, Bahamut Mission Online, Bahamut Automata, Bahamut A Realm Reborn, Bahamut Episode Prompto, Bahamut Kingsglaive, Bahamut Monster of the Deep, Bahamut The Zodiac Age, Bahamut Is Strange: Before the Storm, Bahamut Mankind Divided, Bahamut Human Revolution, Bahamut Hearts, Bahamut Hearts: Chain of Memories, Bahamut Hearts 2, Bahamut Hearts 2: Final Mix,Bahamut Hearts: 358/2 Days, Bahamut Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, Bahamut Hearts HD 1.2 Remix, Bahamut Hearts HD 2.5 Remix, Bahamut Hearts HD 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue, Bahamut Evil VII Biohazard, Bahamut Zero Dawn, Bahamut Effect: Andromeda, Super Bahamut Odyssey,Bahamut Wars: Battlefront 2, Bahamut and the Will of the Wisps, Bahamacoot N.Sane Trilogy, Bah Vs Hamut: Infinite, Mobius Bahamut, Bahamut The After Years, Bahamut Interlude, Bahamut G-bike, Revenant Wings Bahamut, Bahamut Lightning Returns, Tactics Bahamut, Justice Monster Five Bahamut, Bahamut Type-0, Crystal Chronicles Bahamut, Echoes of Time Bahamut, Bahamut Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers,Bravely Bahamut, Bahamut End Layer, Dissidia Bahamut, Dissidia 012 Bahamut, Bahamut NT, Bahamut Ocean: First Departure,Bahamut Trigger, Bahamut Quest Heroes: The World Bahamut's Woe and The Bahamut Below, Bahamut Stormblood, Bahamut Racing 3D, Super Bahamut RPG: The Legend of the Seven Bahamut, Bahamut Hoops 3 on 3, Musashi: Bahamut Legend, 0 Day: Attack on Bahamut, Bahamut No Waku Waku Carnival, Sigma Bahamut, Bahamut Summoner: The Unsung Bahamut, The Bahamut Ends With You, Tactics Bahamut: Let Us Bahamut Together, The Bahamut Blossom Murders, Bahamut Prime 4, Season of Bahamut, Bahamut Heavensward, Bahamut Record Keeper, Puzzles & Bahamut: Bahamut Tournament, Bahamutmasque, Bahamut Hearts 3!"
9:31 Damn shame you though man, Jill really deserved a little more presence in the story I feel, similar to Benedikta. But I’ll be damned if we all don’t immediately say ‘YES’ when the last question she asks comes up 😂
I totally bought her romance with Clive and cared about her/them, but goddamn did she not have any cool moments. I get she was completely spent due to her time as an Eikon slave, but she deserved to at least off Clive’s mom or hold her own against Barnabus or something
2:08 This is exactly why the Cid girl in Brave Exvius was called Lid instead lol. -(Well that and this is the first time Mid wasn't a boy and Lid wasn't Cid's daughter, she was just inspired by Cid's work and wants to be the next mechanic to hold the title of Cid, which is reserved for the top mechanic of her homelamd)-
Jill's character is basically Kairi with more screentime. More screentime means nothing if your base character is so dull and have nothing going on beside being love interest
Jill repeatedly asks herself if she was a trivial female character. At least she did it with Clive. Oh, and Tifa and Cloud are also under the airship...
I like the Frontiers titan boss theme on FF16's titan eikon, with QTEs from Unleashed, Forces and Frontiers. Also, rank F. F for F***********************************************CK.
Alternate Ending
Clive: Where am I?
Jin Kazama: Hello there.
"That's not a boss music, Clive, that's your funeral song". That's actually a pretty baddass line!
"Who could have done this?"
"Your mom"
in any other instance, it would have been a roast. props to ffxvi for making it sound like a legitimate tragedy
All the ‘you mom’s were *chefs kiss*
Clive saying "It's Final Fantasy" while proceeding to 999999 punch Ultima 16 times hits close to reality that there are 16 mainline FF games is peak!
Clive include the 4 - After Years. So there are more than 16 punches that he did
@@RamosArchie except they don't pack the same punch as six nines. He only does this on Ultima.
@@RamosArchieCan’t forget X-2, XIII-2/lightning return and every Extender 7 universe title ever.
...and don't forget the spinoffs (i.e. Tactics, Crystal Chronicles).
Don’t forget all of the Final Fantasy 7 games
Even when playing another FF game, Cloud can't escape Sephiroth...
Sephi: The Frick are you doing here cloud? You’re the one following me
I GUESS YOU CAN SAY... I'M GETTING SANS BARBEQUED
But did Cloud get him?
Bro appeared at 11:46 😂
"Can you please give me your body" - "no" - "Perhaps you will change your mind after my powerpoint presentation"
That was the truest joke in the entire video and I cannot get over the absurdity of it!
My favorite was when Ultima tried putting Clive through a vision quest.
Ultima: "Um..... brain washin-"
Clive: "Still no"
Ultima was such a bad villain. He couldn't even come up with a decent argument to shake Clive even though the best one was in front of everyone the whole time: the Bearer racism.
“Ok I be-fuck no.” 💀
@@chrisdaughen5257To be fair, Ultima gives 0 fucks about humanity as an all, so him not even knowing the concept of bearer racism is pretty in character actually 😂
“We must not commit incest, even though our parents did it” 😂
They weren't even second cousins. FIRST cousins! Clive and Joshua are inbred like hell 😂😂😂. No wonder Joshua, even before ingesting Ultima, is sickly!
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Wait where was it confirmed they were first cousins? Afaik they're only revealed as cousins, not FIRST degree cousins lmao.
@themisheika it is, at least in the lore book. I think there’s a mention of it in the beginning too, before everything goes to hell.
@@gateauxq4604 Afaik every mention of them are only as cousins, not FIRST cousins. There has been no explicit mention of their degree of consanguinity.
@@themisheika Hi, I might have it wrong that they're first cousins. I thought something Annabella (the mother) said hinted at that, but maybe I'm getting my info mixed up. I still find it hilarious, regardless, and maintain my joke regarding Joshua's health, lol.
THE CENSOR IN CLIVE'S PECS I SCREAMED
Yet bro couldn’t censors Jill’s cans.😂
🤨
"Would you like to purchase this guidebook to know that your father was always shit?" 😭 here we go again
Clive: I'm trying to win a Game Award here!
Joshua: You didn't win brother
*proceeds to die*
Clive: *Dammit…*
The "damn, the gays got hands" almost made me choke
It was PERFECT
I was giggling like a bitch with that final witness line at the end.
Then proceeded to cry like one when i saw the ending
Fuck, Barnabas just speaking in Vergil quotes is brilliant.
12:34
"Shut up! I'm trying to win a game award here"
*COMES BACK TO LIFE*
"you didn't win, brother"
*DIES AGAIN*
"Damn it"
“Surrender! There is no way you can defeat me alone.”
"That's not boss music, Clive...That's your funeral song."
Damn that's hard ngl.
"are we a better love story than noctis and luna?"
"yes"
"good enough"
LMFAO actual play by play of me watching all ff16 cutscenes
3:05 to 4:29
As a Sonic Fan, I absolutely love this…!
Knuckles: That should have been my moment darn it.
What's the song name
@@saintlugia Undefeatable from the Sonic Frontiers Soundtrack featuring Kellen Quinn
I lost it watching that😂
Slightly sad we didn't shift to find your flame inside titan
*Fun fact:* The figurine of Kupka has attachments: Multiple detachable hands.
The Leona Lewis "My Hands" FFXIII reference will not go unnoticed!
Oh my fucking god that ended me
@@Reshapable I needed a phoenix down to be resurrected from that one 😂
I only heard it the second time watching this xD
I never heard of it. Or even see a playthrough of that game.
That guidebook joke got me ngl. Finding out his dad and Clive’s mom were perfect for one another.
It's the first time, I've heard of that. This is some FFXV level of multimedia lore gatekeeping. 📚
@@solracstormhunter3023I know, I wonder if Dion’s opinion of his father would have changed had he purchased this Japan only guidebook. I honestly hate Ultimatums. They do the same crap with the Remake trilogy where they explain the time travel and multiverse stuff in the book.
@@Rasengan9000ttt Fun fact: I got REMINDED a few days ago, about the FFVII Remake _Tifa & Aerith_ novel and still haven't checked it out. If FFXV taught me something, it's that if side media is needed to fill gaps of information, than the narrative is flawed in it's entirety. I have read several Assassin's Creed novels and they allways felt like expansions, rather than patches.
@@solracstormhunter3023 In all fairness, when you have a series that's called "Compilation of Final Fantasy VII", and one of the entries is a defunct Japan-exclusive phone game that showcases a lot of the behind-the-scenes lore (fun fact, Rufus Shinra was the co-founder of AVALANCHE, and he funded it so that he could eventually pull the rug out from under them so he could swoop in and reap the benefits, up until he completely lost control once the leader at the time got too powerful and tried to end the world), it stands to reason that they would have eventually made books as well.
Of course, I just wound up pirating the book. It was neat.
0:51 Jill: I wonder what’s next for me?
Clive:… you peaked.
Jill: What?
Clive: you peaked.
Jill: you’re kidding! that’s all I got?
Clive: yeah, sorry.
She had more value than Luna, but that's such a low bar to cross 😅. So much more personality is shown with Tifa and Aerith, is there NO other ideas that can be given to the current female characters other than being the girlfriend or stepping in the shoes of their male counterparts? (Cindy and Mid being the Cid of their games. Yes, Mid was more of the usual Cid than FF XVI's actual Cid was, lol). Not sure what all is going on with XIV, as I don't play it, but I think XIII might have been the last time female characters were given a good spotlight, with Lightning, Fang and Vanille.
Imagine your most badass moment being killing an unnarmed old guy lol
What a waste of a character, whoever wrote XVI's story should never be allowed to cook again.
I always thought that line was "You pEEked" as in Gohan shouldn't have looked into his future.
I noticed the TFS reference.
7:00 It took me this long to realize Zettaflare is a stronger variation of Bahamut's signature move, Megaflare (in the metric system, zetta is to the power of twenty-one, mega is to the power of six). That means Donald Duck is canonically a Bahamut in Kingdom Hearts and one of the two strongest Bahamuts in Final Fantasy. At least until someone inevitably uses yottaflare to quettaflare anyway.
So that’s why Minamimoto used zeptopercent during his first appearance in NEO.
I gasped when Bahamut made that move and had to Google that to confirm if its stronger because I just couldn't believe that Donald is really that strong
@@paperluigi6132 No, he used zeptoprecent because he's a math geek. Guy literally uses "zetta" as a swear word.
@@NuniPikachu Friendly reminder the quality of the user is important. Donald "dies" using the technique. He's not that guy. It's like the difference between Goku using Kaio Ken x4 in early dbz and regular kaoi ken in buu saga (he never did this it's just an example). x4 is stronger but Goku is way stronger in buu saga, so a normal kaoi ken is far stronger than the x4 from before. Even if it is to the power of 21 vs 6.
@@NuniPikachuit one shotted a xeenort in tera’s body so it is that strong
ALSO HOLY SHIT 9:48 I JUST NOTICED THE FUCKIN PLASTIC CHAIR MEME IS EVEN IN THERE!!! YOU WENT THE EXTRA MILE AND IT MADE ME CHOKE ON MY SODA! :DDDD
3:30 Wow, I never realized how "Undefeatable" from Sonic Frontiers fits so great with the Titan lost battle
Loved the Asura's Wrath reference
The entire game is an Asura’s Wrath reference!
@@luiousy7329 Agree
I was wondering why that song sounded so familiar during the Bahamut fight
@@luiousy7329For real pretty all the major boss fights screams Asura's Wrath, and I fucking loved it.
If you think about it, Clive's mother was probably the most dangerous female character in Final Fantasy.
Because of her pure lust for power, she discriminated against her husband and her own children as hostages, and then sold them to an enemy country, and her son became a slave.
Although he became prime minister of an enemy country, he had enormous political power but was unable to handle it properly, throwing a relatively healthy country into economic and political chaos.
Even though Altema destroyed everything, she still lost her senses and only cared about her own safety, causing the loss of everything she had left. Even her son tried to show her mercy, but ended up taking his own life.
She almost looks like a Disney villain, or game of throne characters
Yup, Cersei
His mom was the most dangerous, while Benedikta was the easiest. 🗿
Honestly I would have prefered her as the main antagonist of FF16, if they’re gonna take inspiration from Tales of Berseria, might as well give Clive his own Artorious. X)
@@sollato0293 In some ways, Elena may be a better final boss than Altema.
Even though it's tragic, I think it's likable to see him, who has no physical strength, later seize someone's power out of desire and confront his son.
@@TheKpa11 Cersei loved her kids though
Clives Mom: Look what the gays have done to me!
The Sonic Frontiers comparison was the best part.
Oh my GOD the "Oh" Clive does when he flash backs to biting Joshua was the same inflection and happened at the same time I said it. Gold Star
“Would you like to purchase this guidebook…”
Somewhere Noctis is shuddering in fear.
Also thumbs up for the Asura’s Wrath reference 😂
As a fellow "Symphony no 9 - Allegro con fuocco from Antonin Dvorak" enjoyer, I can only applaud :D
And love that it references how epic the Eikon themes are musically and poetically.
The power of classical music
Also referencing Asura's Wrath Augus boss fight.
Jill's very chill about her character arc.
Pun intended?
@@xChaosFlower She is a very cool butt of the joke, yes.
How many Dominants are left?
4?
THREE IT IS.
I'll watch the dog then!
I was SO MAD. You don’t go into the final battle missing one of the OG characters, also passing the power doesn’t nullify their eikon or else Dion couldn’t have gone. /🤓
@@gateauxq4604 I know it's an old cliche, but if they established Jill was pregnant after that night in Waloed, it would have justified her not going. But no, just Dion gets to go because he's got STRONGER, MANLY WILL to control a berserk Bahamut to the point he can still talk while primed.
@@gateauxq4604If she had gone she would have died like the rest of them. They had her stay behind to make the ending sadder. When Jill and Clive are talking in certain cutscenes you can here My Star playing in the background.
They could have maybe used the curse symptoms to justify her staying behind since priming is expeditates it far more then spell casting but Joshua was sick.
We need Jill and Cid dlc.
*W o o f !*
12:30 That "You didn't win brother" cracked me up! xD
12:36*
But yeah. Same. It hurts though that Ben Starr didn’t win the award.😢
@@loganthevillager9176 He totally deserved it. I think the popularity of Baldur's Gate 3 prevented him from winning. Ben's performance is excellent.
@@RadiataStories1 For real. Final Fantasy is the most underrated franchises.😭
Just in time for the DLC. Also the NTR joke slayed me
11:36 “Hey, would you like to purchase this DLC to know that you forgot one crystal *oh dammit, they left.”*
Edit: “Okay, fine…”
The Donald Duck Laser destroyed me, thank you!
1:49 my hands from Final Fantasy XIII playing while Kupka lose his hands is funny😂😂
7:09 Was wondering if you would remember that canonically Donald Duck is one of the strongest wizards in FF history.
Strongest? It took out one person and he then collapsed.
Actually, Exaflare exists, which is even stronger than Tetraflare. However, most people don't remember it, because the only Mainline versions of it are in XIII-2 (which most people probably wouldn't have played, because 13...) or XIV, which it's just a game mechanic and not a party killing event.
@@TheKpa11it’s like a DBZ blast, if it wasn’t aimed for the sky and hit the planet it would’ve destroyed everything
@@kuronanestimare It's also in Stranger of Paradise.
KH isn't FF tough, and in all honnestly I'm calling BS cause his Zetaflare was looking more like a Giga Flare 😂
Ultima: I am God you cannot ki-
Clive: *MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER!*
Ultima: 💀
Omega: *ANCIENT EGGROLLS COME READY TO FRY, IM GONNA POP THE UNIVERSE, GET READY TO DIIIE*
Clive: FUCK FRIENDSHIP PUNCH THAT THING!!!!
The Final Fantasy line was so on the nose that I was half expecting you to put in “roll credits *ding*” But the “how many was that?” “16” “Bullshit, you said at least 70” was way funnier.
I was expecting it to go like
"How many was that?"
"16"
"Bullshit, you said at least 70!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot all the ports and remakes."
"No wait do-"
4:52 why isn’t nobody talking about this. “Unless sephiroth gets serious” that’s gold 😭💀
I clicked on your time stamp and there was nothing about Sephiroth?
oh sorry about that it’s kinda fast if you don’t pause at the right moment 😭
4:52 hope that helps!
The only scene that got the game region locked
Ben starr did actually get an award from golden joysticks.
And he deserved it
Good enough.
Oh god, this video topped part one by a landslide. Not only did Sephi show up to troll Cloud, but about 50 different franchises decided to cameo, and the bit about people (I hope) shipping Clive and Joshua despite the incest was fucking hysterical!!! The icing on the cake had to be how Joshua was like, “it’s too late bro, we already committed incest back at the start of the game”. Also, TYTYTY for mentioning The Game Awards bullshit…but I’m taking that point away cause your forgot to mention that Joshua doesn’t stay dead after he tells Clive he didn’t get that Game Award xD
"My hands" song during Titan scene with his hands is so good I can't stop laughing. Thank you XD and.... MY HANDS~
All those Friendships yet no Shao Kahn?
Fine I’ll do it. FRIENDSHIP……FRIENDSHIP?!
9:28 best scene in gaming history
“Are we a better love story than Noctis and Luna-“
*“Yes.”*
12:29
This annihilated me lmao
“Excuse me, I’m already done transforming. Are you done crying yet?”
“Shut up! I’m trying to win a game award here!”
“(Gets revived) You didn’t win brother. (Dies)”
*“Dammit…”*
At the start:
Clive: Hey guys check out this cool new hideout we made. I think I forgot something.
Gav: Clive it's been 5 years and we've done nothing, can we PLEASE resume the plot now?
The Sonic and Ashuras Wrath references as well as the super gay fire god made me genuinely lol. Please dont stop making these 😂
Kupka relating and singing along to "My Hands" from XIII had me absolutely dying. XD
"Magic must defeat magic!"
-Uncle Chan, Jackie Chan Adventures 13:53
Unexpected "my hand"😂😂😂 Titan talking to the mirror
1:51 I was literally thinking about FFXIII and that song this morning
There's a lot of friendship in this bossfight
The Plastic Chair... Nothing else to say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:52 I wasn't expecting the ff13 My Hands LMAOO
6:40-7:40 The Asura's Wrath reference was wonderful.
The Sonic's references in the fight against Titan are a masterpiece
9:48 that chair...
That damn chair!
Thank you for part 2! I had a great laugh watching this after coming home from work exhausted!
1:39 yeah. So did Barnabas, and even Clive when you were hallucinating.
Hell she wanted to put Cid on that list too.
Geez. How many men was she into?😂
3 or 4 if we include Kupka’s ntr dream.
And that’s only the ones we know about. She could’ve have several others we don’t know about off screen.
I think, given how Cid and Benedikta speak about each other, they're exes. Cid mentions something about Benedikta having been a "mistake" for him. Also, I don't think you get that bitter at another person and you haven't slept with them 😂. And if they never officially dated, then that's my headcannon and I'm not changing it, lol.
Dion's last word: "At least I gave my boyfriend child support."
That line is so perfect since that is what actually happened. XD
Man you were on fire with this one. So many witty lines and references. Great job!
7:09 "Donald Duck Laser", who knows you, zettaflare? 🤣
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"And finally after years of anticipation, Bahamut Hearts 3"
9:31
Damn shame you though man, Jill really deserved a little more presence in the story I feel, similar to Benedikta. But I’ll be damned if we all don’t immediately say ‘YES’ when the last question she asks comes up 😂
That is such a low bar to clear tho lmfao.
I totally bought her romance with Clive and cared about her/them, but goddamn did she not have any cool moments. I get she was completely spent due to her time as an Eikon slave, but she deserved to at least off Clive’s mom or hold her own against Barnabus or something
2:08 This is exactly why the Cid girl in Brave Exvius was called Lid instead lol. -(Well that and this is the first time Mid wasn't a boy and Lid wasn't Cid's daughter, she was just inspired by Cid's work and wants to be the next mechanic to hold the title of Cid, which is reserved for the top mechanic of her homelamd)-
Now we need to have a full video of Clive's final beatdown while counting the entire Final Fantasy franchise!
Cloud having PTSD moment is hilarious 😁 11:45
Jill's character is basically Kairi with more screentime.
More screentime means nothing if your base character is so dull and have nothing going on beside being love interest
Wrong
@@bauloprete3905masterful argument 👏👏👏
Once she gave up her powers, she was irrelevant after that. Says a lot about her weak characterization.
@@xChaosFlower she was not weak kid
you have no idea how much I appreciate the Asuras Wrath edits
The Game Awards joke got me good.
Oh geezus I did't even know this game had DLC ... but I was rolling breathless this video. Soo good.
Every Jill diss hurts
Let’s go! Thanks as always for these fun in a nutshell vids on FF. hype to play the dlc… once I beat FF7 rebirth XD
I lost it at "Sock'em boppers" XD
absolutely loved the dmc3 dialogue in this
I love the irony of using “My Hands” when it was already the ending theme of another FF game
Domain Expansion part make me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Good job 👍
Jojo, Sonic, Asura's Wrath, Devil May Cry...
Too many references.
This vid' is perfect.
Reminds me of DMC 3 the Stupid files !
The unrepairable damage that Nomura did to the FF universe when a cartoon duck is allowed to cast Zetta Flare
12:34 - LMAO!! IM DYING AS WELL😂😂
Ben Starr losing the “Best Performance Award” at TGA 2023…
@@loganthevillager9176who won?
@@randomgamer625 Neil Newbon for Baldur’s Gate 3.
@@loganthevillager9176 😔
Excellent video. Looking forward to FF7 Rebirth in a nutshell.
At this point we need dmc in a nutshell serie
Wacky woohoo pizza man adventures
6:33 Two brothers physically connecting and flying into space to fight a gay man... Wow... How many kilograms did the guys that wrote this inhale?
I love the devil may cry 5 references
You know I’m starting to be reminded of Wild Arms 2 seeing Jill, Clive and the Wolf together like that
Damn. Now Bahamut's getting a taste of his own medicine with all the shilling he has done before
Jill repeatedly asks herself if she was a trivial female character.
At least she did it with Clive.
Oh, and Tifa and Cloud are also under the airship...
0:50 there both go together so well they both had finished characters arcs early what perfect couple
I love that Barnabas' whole identity was Vergil 😂
I like the Frontiers titan boss theme on FF16's titan eikon, with QTEs from Unleashed, Forces and Frontiers.
Also, rank F. F for F***********************************************CK.
6:38 "Super gay fire god super Ifrit incest risen" wat?! 🤣
6:36*
if wasn't for this channel, i couldn't notice that there was an new number FF game.
Best work yet... Well done
Remember kids. It's only okay to have your brother inside you if you're fighting a gay dragon
Love the Asura's Wrath effects!
Mid: I'm Mid.
Me: Yes. Yes you are.
just in time for the dlc