The Friends Intro but it's the Watergate Scandal

The Friends Intro...but it's Watergate.
Note: Many references will only make sense to Watergate nerds (unlike me, hob-cobbled this together in thirty minutes)
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I'll Be There for You - The Remembrandts
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[@gorgolyt]

Why? Dumb.

[@TheLordOfNothing]

Because why not.

[@hbdragon88]

It's the internet. No explanation needed. 😅

[@LewisCampbellTech]

Is there any archival footage of Richard Nixon splashing in a water fountain?

[@TheLordOfNothing]

I wish there was.

[@lukedaniell]

So, I guess Henry Kissinger is the "Chandler" of the group, because of the use of the term "bejeezus."
That would actually explain a lot about Kissinger... Instead of developing comedy as a defense mechanism for a lifetime of ridicule over a third nipple, he became driven by anger and bombed everyone that he could. Could he BE any more cranky??

[@TheLordOfNothing]

I never even thought of that.

[@jonathanwalburgh7560]

This is great! 😊
It would have been fitting if you'd timed Gerald Ford's appearance with the line "seems like you're always stuck in second gear."

[@TheLordOfNothing]

Yep. Missed opportunity.