Chris Hansen in Connecticut

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024

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  • @moathelayyan3376
    @moathelayyan3376 3 роки тому +8846

    It would’ve been ideal if Chris came out saying “ hey papi “

  • @domisthebomb09
    @domisthebomb09 4 роки тому +10028

    He only brought food for himself?
    It's one thing to be a pervert. But a selfish one?

    • @kylecolopy7561
      @kylecolopy7561 4 роки тому +65

      Trueee

    • @joytikalal4786
      @joytikalal4786 4 роки тому +146

      aint no way he getting to 1st base lol not that he should

    • @vikingkrigare5329
      @vikingkrigare5329 4 роки тому +10

      Hahah

    • @Missstrish
      @Missstrish 4 роки тому +27

      Your comment lmao and this isn’t funny but your comment is..

    • @coalblooded
      @coalblooded 4 роки тому +117

      Seriously though, what a total dickrag! Like damn, dude, stop at a gas station and finish eating your food in the car before you go over there or something, don't just show up with food only for yourself. Pfft.

  • @Ellie-jl3vk
    @Ellie-jl3vk 3 роки тому +6019

    "I only brought dinner for myself"
    Just arrest him right there

  • @llaurita2
    @llaurita2 2 роки тому +1439

    He likes to be called “Papi”, but in prison he goes by “bitch”.

  • @aryannam8712
    @aryannam8712 3 роки тому +11223

    She genuinely seemed disappointed he didn’t bring her food and that was a whole mood...

  • @Comatosemary
    @Comatosemary 2 роки тому +3734

    "I only brought dinner for myself."
    Death penalty.

  • @madarchermoto4955
    @madarchermoto4955 3 роки тому +5997

    Brings food “for himself”, tells her he wishes he had a nice house, and then requests to pee in her restroom all in the first minute of meeting her. What a catch.

    • @augustineforlife
      @augustineforlife 3 роки тому +5

      ?

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 3 роки тому +94

      @@augustineforlife No, YOU '?'

    • @Barefoot433
      @Barefoot433 3 роки тому +107

      A classic romantic, the finest nuances must be lost on our modern societies. Lol

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 роки тому +89

      Hansen was lucky the decoy didn’t just drop her panties for him then and there.

    • @madarchermoto4955
      @madarchermoto4955 3 роки тому +53

      @@MrRyan-wu4jx …. I saw him almost have to hold her back

  • @RyanWillDoIt
    @RyanWillDoIt Рік тому +115

    I hope that 15 year old boy is doing ok now

  • @feral-introvert
    @feral-introvert 4 роки тому +7083

    imagine if chris hansen was waiting in the bathroom

  • @justaaln
    @justaaln 3 роки тому +7525

    The audacity to bring food for himself instead for her had me dying💀

    • @brentjames2576
      @brentjames2576 3 роки тому +468

      Jeff sokol was a gentleman brought pizza 🍕

    • @richardjarquin9498
      @richardjarquin9498 3 роки тому +164

      Dumbass couldn’t even finish his dinner or use the bathroom lol

    • @lavlavbunny
      @lavlavbunny 3 роки тому +31

      @@brentjames2576 💀💀

    • @cash2374
      @cash2374 3 роки тому +3

      What’s the prob in it?

    • @carolinegallegos_
      @carolinegallegos_ 3 роки тому +91

      @@cash2374 he’s there to take her virginity but won’t even buy her dinner first??????

  • @MH-qg1ky
    @MH-qg1ky 4 роки тому +22715

    The nerve of that guy I cannot believe he showed up with food just for himself. Freaking selfish pervert

  • @John_shepard
    @John_shepard Рік тому +19

    Everyone drags him for the food but the best part is Chris denying him use of the bathroom 🤣

  • @shabazzmuhammad1945
    @shabazzmuhammad1945 4 роки тому +1483

    Everybody ganster until Chris Hansen pulls out those transcripts

  • @kyletitterton
    @kyletitterton 3 роки тому +2830

    Massive, sweaty weirdo turns up with dinner for himself?
    Immediately goes to take a dump?
    Dream date.

  • @ua9104
    @ua9104 3 роки тому +2300

    So the female decoy greets the predator at the door in a short dress, and the lady sat behind the laptop talking to the predator is in a bullet proof vest?! 🤔

    • @bella.d83
      @bella.d83 3 роки тому +382

      He wouldn't shoot the little girl lol he's likelier to shoot the woman when she later comes out. Also it would look hella sus if she was wearing a vest

    • @kadiesowa7681
      @kadiesowa7681 3 роки тому +24

      @@bella.d83 ong

    • @michaellepore8351
      @michaellepore8351 3 роки тому +6

      Now your starting to see the truth

    • @kandondooley89
      @kandondooley89 3 роки тому +4

      Ikr. Make it make sense🤣🤣🤣

    • @nategwright
      @nategwright 3 роки тому +148

      Well wouldn't you think something was up if a 12 year old answered the door wearing kevlar?

  • @philipfriend9737
    @philipfriend9737 Рік тому +16

    Only brought food for himself?What a selfish predator!

  • @cwatson42785
    @cwatson42785 6 років тому +2672

    "What you bring me?"
    "Ah nothing, it's just my dinner"
    Wow real classy fella.

    • @vampayor
      @vampayor 5 років тому +16

      Chris Watson he wasnt a honorable feller.

    • @vampayor
      @vampayor 5 років тому +2

      Brian The Explorer no stoppp

    • @nineEIGHTstangGT
      @nineEIGHTstangGT 5 років тому +60

      And he took a shit..

    • @vampayor
      @vampayor 5 років тому

      Jd Texan nooooo stoopph

    • @McRemmyBaby
      @McRemmyBaby 5 років тому

      Lmao

  • @kittywuvscissors3504
    @kittywuvscissors3504 5 років тому +15893

    "He liked to be called papi. But we have another name for him, predator" 💀

    • @viccmignonettedellacrema1312
      @viccmignonettedellacrema1312 4 роки тому +355

      Preddy

    • @jaepesci1685
      @jaepesci1685 4 роки тому +45

      Kitty wuvscissors 😂😂😂😘

    • @charliela1844
      @charliela1844 4 роки тому +72

      no, no... he still goes by poppie.... just by his new love intrest macho... 🤣

    • @4KAshton
      @4KAshton 4 роки тому +24

      Hey son, have a seat

    • @scotsman6712
      @scotsman6712 4 роки тому +12

      So the cop in the video before this bonds out for 10,000 and this guy's bail is much much higher. The cop was definitely planning on killing that girl

  • @LIV4EV3R
    @LIV4EV3R 4 роки тому +2515

    Guy: Is there a light switch here?
    Chris: Hi Papi

  • @user-ys5xn7yx4x
    @user-ys5xn7yx4x 2 роки тому +13

    If I was Chris, I would’ve said “so you brought condoms, clothes, and a toothbrush…. But you didn’t even bring her any food” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sydneysinnott6521
    @sydneysinnott6521 3 роки тому +2260

    the fact that he had to pee the whole time makes it so much better

    • @reginamugo8247
      @reginamugo8247 3 роки тому +65

      hes peeing on his forehead 🤣🤣🤣

    • @channelnumbanine9132
      @channelnumbanine9132 3 роки тому +41

      Yoooo shit got me crying😭😭my son dead still ain’t use the bathroom

    • @xxterpzxx581
      @xxterpzxx581 3 роки тому +35

      @@channelnumbanine9132 homie you gotta work on your phrasing. I thought ur actual kid was scared to use the bathroom

    • @channelnumbanine9132
      @channelnumbanine9132 3 роки тому +13

      @@xxterpzxx581 lmfaooo nah I don’t.....u probably not from New York so u wouldn’t understand 😭😭😭

    • @briantripoli5348
      @briantripoli5348 3 роки тому

      That is funny

  • @hannahhelton3789
    @hannahhelton3789 4 роки тому +892

    Her “hi papi”
    Him: realizing how stupid it sounds

  • @m4rv3lla69
    @m4rv3lla69 3 роки тому +2873

    “I only brought dinner for myself, where’s your shitter”

  • @cheyennemillovitsch8751
    @cheyennemillovitsch8751 2 роки тому +101

    I have a 6 month old son. I couldn’t imagine someone abusing him in this nature. I love Chris Hansen & this show. They save so many potential victims from these nasty predators.

    • @rogerrosen2323
      @rogerrosen2323 2 роки тому

      maybe kids will chat as said but seems remote a real child would invite a man over/amazing guys think its real i guess they are in fantasy land after seeing the photo online and conversation this dude knew cris and still did it

    • @vaekkriinhart4347
      @vaekkriinhart4347 Рік тому

      hope ur right.. but idk.. It prolly makes some more cautious. It may make some more crafty and evasive
      (?)

    • @eamonnevans8005
      @eamonnevans8005 Рік тому

      Why would your 6 month old son be left home alone?

  • @MrGrenader8
    @MrGrenader8 3 роки тому +2179

    “Do you remember her name?”
    “It wasn’t a her”
    *screen distortion*
    💀💀💀💀

  • @symbule1234
    @symbule1234 6 років тому +4562

    You could see the actor was low-key hurt when he said he didn't bring her nothing 😂

    • @SalS83
      @SalS83 5 років тому +59

      @Jack Scumbo Source

    • @SalS83
      @SalS83 5 років тому +139

      @Jack Scumbo This is amazing. gave me a chuckle

    • @TheChrisfyfe
      @TheChrisfyfe 5 років тому +159

      @Jack Scumbo thank God cause I was worried he was really that much of a diva

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 5 років тому +2

      hoo u? HOO U?????

    • @dzfaz
      @dzfaz 5 років тому +19

      "Low key"? Hardly . It was actually pretty obvious.

  • @stephenprice3357
    @stephenprice3357 3 роки тому +4436

    Damn he’s too honest, it’s more entertaining when they try to lie 😫

    • @Me_myself_and_I_AM_Vision
      @Me_myself_and_I_AM_Vision 3 роки тому +340

      Remember he watches the show🤣

    • @unrealplayer5602
      @unrealplayer5602 3 роки тому +228

      He knew that there was just no point in lying

    • @pleaseforgiveme1749
      @pleaseforgiveme1749 3 роки тому +146

      surprised he didn't recognized the girl and the house

    • @severzz1108
      @severzz1108 3 роки тому +59

      @@unrealplayer5602 I've never seen a predator being honest, 99% lie even though they know they fucked up but don't wanna go to jail.

    • @TashTasha3
      @TashTasha3 3 роки тому +13

      Just once I’d like to see the guy get the girl. 🤣🤣

  • @Oppinnindi
    @Oppinnindi 2 роки тому +34

    That cop is amazing. Laughing and joking with him so naturally to extract more information out of him 👏

    • @rogerrosen2323
      @rogerrosen2323 2 роки тому +2

      yes its nice when your on the side of the law and have power

  • @wyndonpendergraft
    @wyndonpendergraft 3 роки тому +2167

    "This woman, who is in no way in any physical danger, is wearing a bullet proof vest."

  • @markopaunovic1836
    @markopaunovic1836 4 роки тому +3927

    This guy is so honest he kind of confused detectives

  • @grouchxx5931
    @grouchxx5931 5 років тому +1407

    Predator:"I date all ages"
    Investor:"What?"
    Predator"what?

  • @etherealblacketernal2889
    @etherealblacketernal2889 Рік тому +13

    7 years suspended in 3 after admitting he molested a child. I know people who've gotten longer for selling weed.

    • @choose3373
      @choose3373 Місяць тому +1

      Facts! A buddy of mine got 6 years for selling weed, but this dude gets 3 for touching a kid. Fucking disgusting

  • @pjnice
    @pjnice 3 роки тому +726

    If you call yourself “Papi”, you deserve what’s coming to you.

    • @skylardubea2145
      @skylardubea2145 3 роки тому +4

      LOL

    • @PhayzinOut
      @PhayzinOut 3 роки тому +28

      Cellmate: You can take off all your clothes since I'm the boss

    • @bvilxs
      @bvilxs 2 роки тому +2

      literally that's what we call my grandfather😭😭

    • @antonioreta3294
      @antonioreta3294 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arcane1282
      @arcane1282 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Iamjustavibe
    @Iamjustavibe 3 роки тому +1547

    3 years in prison? He admitted to sleeping with a 15 year old boy ....

    • @heikin4737
      @heikin4737 3 роки тому +40

      7years im sure he said

    • @principalmcvicker6530
      @principalmcvicker6530 3 роки тому +52

      @@heikin4737 12:50 suspended after serving 3

    • @MeaghanTamara
      @MeaghanTamara 3 роки тому +55

      @@principalmcvicker6530 Yeah protective custody units makes these asshole always have good behavior. They are usually non problematic.

    • @addie_is_me
      @addie_is_me 3 роки тому +40

      Some get much less. Some get 30 days and a year of probation. The states vary a lot.

    • @sfotinos22
      @sfotinos22 3 роки тому +92

      Legend says he’s still been holding in his pee to this day.

  • @pikachuneoncat6480
    @pikachuneoncat6480 4 роки тому +864

    Ew, imagine how she felt when he said that she was hotter than her picture. 😖🤢

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 4 роки тому +27

      Flattered.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 4 роки тому +43

      @The monster under your bed 19-years olds are more likely to have pepper spray.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 4 роки тому +1

      @The monster under your bed Or maybe he just lied and doesn't like 19-years olds.

    • @pikachuneoncat6480
      @pikachuneoncat6480 4 роки тому

      @The monster under your bed Exactly!

    • @Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter
      @Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter 4 роки тому +6

      @The monster under your bed but she looks younger. That's the point.

  • @donrae5644
    @donrae5644 2 роки тому +61

    This dude has the emotions and behaviors of a serial killer that’s scary as hell that somewhere in the world this same thing is happening but without the cops and Hansens crew to keep them safe makes my skin crawl

    • @deanpd3402
      @deanpd3402 Рік тому +3

      When I watch these shows, I can't help thinking well what if one of them turns out to be a serial killer who has no problem with producing a gun or a knife? And what if that was their intention? To kill the child they thought they were meeting. To me, they are taking big risks but good on them for doing it.

    • @Hrvo182
      @Hrvo182 Рік тому +4

      He has a real Jeffrey Dahmer vibe about him.. strangely self aware, he knows exactly what he is, he just can't help himself. The way he instantly comes clean when caught shows he probably also knows that he deserves what's coming. A really sinister individual.

    • @NoName-ql1wk
      @NoName-ql1wk Рік тому +1

      ​@The Evil Bassist yeah throw away the keys

    • @haleytimar3143
      @haleytimar3143 Рік тому +1

      Nah serial killers dont talk about constantly needing to take a dump lmao

  • @hsolomon2305
    @hsolomon2305 6 років тому +1508

    He only brought dinner for himself hm says alot 💀💀

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 6 років тому +71

      Smash and dash smh

    • @RedOnly
      @RedOnly 6 років тому +15

      tbf he was planning on feeding her something else ;p i know....bad joke i can joke knowing no child was really in danger thanks to this operation

    • @carlosa.n5100
      @carlosa.n5100 6 років тому +4

      @@RedOnly Lmfao.

    • @GrubbJunker
      @GrubbJunker 6 років тому +32

      Quick tip for pedos: Always bring extra food, just in case you're caught by Hansen. I've heard if you bring food for him as well, your sentence gets cut in half.

    • @designhub360customapparel
      @designhub360customapparel 6 років тому +1

      That's something my son would do lol

  • @prestonm9890
    @prestonm9890 4 роки тому +1911

    *Chris Hansen voice* “That woman in a bullet proof vest is our online decoy. She wears a bulletproof vest because remember, words can sometimes hurt just as much as bullets.”

    • @derekwalter4238
      @derekwalter4238 4 роки тому +32

      @Boston Black Cat you see, words are like bullets..

    • @derekwalter4238
      @derekwalter4238 4 роки тому +26

      @Boston Black Cat words are like bullets, and I let em pass right through me.

    • @benjiblondie5865
      @benjiblondie5865 4 роки тому +57

      @Boston Black Cat Someone's going to need a couple therapy sessions later in life due to their unhealthy edgy oppression of emotions and it's not me.

    • @5_on_it315
      @5_on_it315 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @zvukovinb5581
      @zvukovinb5581 4 роки тому +2

      @@benjiblondie5865 Omg-

  • @mess8008
    @mess8008 4 роки тому +4265

    imagine chris hansen being your dad lol and you bring a boyfriend over.

    • @kyletitterton
      @kyletitterton 4 роки тому +915

      "Take a seat. Now... what were you planning to do? And bare in mind I've read the transcripts."

    • @EpicMushroom27
      @EpicMushroom27 4 роки тому +405

      "Well there's something you need to know"

    • @satankhrist
      @satankhrist 4 роки тому +187

      @@EpicMushroom27 Im Chris Hansen with dateline nbc and were running an investigation called Hansen vs predator 😂😂

    • @soiledflapjacks1938
      @soiledflapjacks1938 4 роки тому +5

      A Chan Wait.

    • @chillpenguin5041
      @chillpenguin5041 4 роки тому +578

      "Why dont you have a seat?"
      "What exactly are your plans with my daughter?"
      "To get to know her and watch a movie sir."
      "Get to know a 13 year old girl?"
      "But... I'm 13 too..."
      "This doesn't look good for you."

  • @brittanystein7363
    @brittanystein7363 Рік тому +11

    People are disgusting. This guy going after a little kid. I’m glad he was caught in this trap.

    • @michaeldiaz3521
      @michaeldiaz3521 Рік тому +2

      This is why I like these types of videos cause it’s really gross and just wrong !

  • @chelseasellers192
    @chelseasellers192 3 роки тому +901

    The real crime here was him bringing food for only himself.

  • @melodysill4532
    @melodysill4532 4 роки тому +2361

    His last name: COLON. Where his future inmates will reside.

    • @SweetyD2023
      @SweetyD2023 4 роки тому +19

      👍😂😂😂❤

    • @Charon7369
      @Charon7369 4 роки тому +13

      @kailey ross 😆😆😆😆😆😖😖😖😖😖😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @drewskiv686
      @drewskiv686 4 роки тому +51

      That last name is definitely gonna get him some extra points in the slammer

    • @stonechase1356
      @stonechase1356 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😫

    • @Rue747
      @Rue747 4 роки тому +5

      Ew 😂😂

  • @itsme_nathan6301
    @itsme_nathan6301 3 роки тому +2757

    Did they inject this guy with truth serum or something? He's been scarily honest.

    • @kingcobra2596
      @kingcobra2596 3 роки тому +361

      Probably figured there would be no point in lying since they would find out anyway

    • @2nucci
      @2nucci 3 роки тому +235

      he was just accepting fate

    • @Amircapturedmemories
      @Amircapturedmemories 3 роки тому +154

      Maybe he thinks that by being honest and admitting to his mistakes,they would just let him go free or give him a lighter sentence.

    • @BillyBob-pl5lr
      @BillyBob-pl5lr 3 роки тому +31

      @@Amircapturedmemories glad he thinks that 💀

    • @GreenWetwork1337
      @GreenWetwork1337 3 роки тому +92

      He knows about chris hansen so when he saw hansen theres no coming back he knew he already messed up

  • @DblTap317
    @DblTap317 Рік тому +4

    "get here okay, roads bad?" Is a question a12 year old asked never LOL

  • @danielfaust10
    @danielfaust10 4 роки тому +1953

    Hopefully that lady on the computer doesn’t get shot txting 😂

    • @southglare_axe7397
      @southglare_axe7397 4 роки тому +113

      Be careful to not get stream sniped.

    • @jonchaney
      @jonchaney 4 роки тому +44

      She is packing heat and ready for a perp to come through the computer screen.

    • @no-on6hu
      @no-on6hu 4 роки тому +89

      @@southglare_axe7397 Gotta be careful of them screenshots, they come from nowhere

    • @planetlexicon
      @planetlexicon 4 роки тому +15

      They’re being proactive (ex. ricochet) in case a predator is packing.

    • @ElRiki77
      @ElRiki77 4 роки тому +6

      planetlexicon r/woooooosh

  • @ChidiOmenu
    @ChidiOmenu 3 роки тому +535

    To this day, the man has still not gone to the bathroom.

    • @edmer68
      @edmer68 3 роки тому +9

      He didn't want the bathroom, he just wants to get to the beach

    • @superredhawk1741
      @superredhawk1741 3 роки тому +4

      @@edmer68 But if he did go to the bathroom, he would want to go again and again.

    • @derek_3054
      @derek_3054 3 роки тому +3

      Legend has it

    • @opieutt9038
      @opieutt9038 2 роки тому +1

      He and George Huguely.

  • @kimberlymiller1396
    @kimberlymiller1396 3 роки тому +1241

    There is nothing more Chris Hansen loves to say than, "I'm Chris Hansen."

    • @San_Deep2501
      @San_Deep2501 3 роки тому +45

      "Have a seat"

    • @glowblank17
      @glowblank17 2 роки тому

      @Kimberly Miller,
      *Damn, you sure are a lil’ CUTIE 😍! May I PLEASE make direct payments towards your college tuition/student loans (Soon-To-Be Dr.) 😩?*

    • @KooroshFarahani
      @KooroshFarahani 2 роки тому +7

      Why don’t you take a seat? Take a seat right over there

    • @Will.Flavell
      @Will.Flavell 2 роки тому +5

      4:04 A predators worst fear is Chris Hansen saying to them take a seat.

    • @tim6167
      @tim6167 2 роки тому +1

      He likes to say Guyzzzzzz a lot.

  • @0casey963
    @0casey963 2 роки тому +8

    Please bring this show back.

  • @xxCrazyIzzyxx
    @xxCrazyIzzyxx 5 років тому +581

    4:00 anyone else expect him to just slowly go back into the bathroom and close the door?

    • @jennyh8987
      @jennyh8987 5 років тому +4

      Yes lol 😂

    • @madisonmelnik3881
      @madisonmelnik3881 5 років тому +2

      lmao yeah

    • @adamg709
      @adamg709 5 років тому +14

      I was expecting him to do the Spongebob Squarepants backwards walk.

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha I expected him to do that too

    • @Ho-Ho-Kun
      @Ho-Ho-Kun 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thejayinator585
    @thejayinator585 3 роки тому +850

    “You’re free to leave”
    *gets handcuffed*

    • @Ark_Hornet
      @Ark_Hornet 3 роки тому +14

      Hansen and the team aren’t law enforcement, they can’t legally hold him. I’m pretty sure Hansen says “you’re free to leave” for legal reasons

    • @mikebunting2805
      @mikebunting2805 3 роки тому +1

      Yup if hansen tried to prevent from leaving that's a kidnapping charge...crazy as it sounds.

    • @yimairacastillo9988
      @yimairacastillo9988 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertspencer703
      @robertspencer703 3 роки тому

      This show is really called in entrapment

    • @mikebunting2805
      @mikebunting2805 3 роки тому

      Yooool....lol hahahaha I just read that last comment in weak over here.

  • @skipfred
    @skipfred 4 роки тому +531

    "What'd you bring for me?"
    "I brought dinner... for myself."

    • @nullvid
      @nullvid 3 роки тому +4

      🤣bruh 😆

    • @marogauner9789
      @marogauner9789 3 роки тому +7

      he a king for dat

    • @ninarae8837
      @ninarae8837 3 роки тому +46

      @@marogauner9789 so you're saying that he's a king for bringing food for himself on his way to commit statutory rape at a 12 year old girl's house?

    • @naja8666
      @naja8666 3 роки тому +1

      I was looking for this one😂😂

    • @ninarae8837
      @ninarae8837 3 роки тому +4

      @Giuliano BassWarrior that guy has a strong stomach i'd never imagine calling this overgrown earthworm a king

  • @MoltenPlastic
    @MoltenPlastic 2 роки тому +8

    I can't stop thinking of the people that have to go back and forth texting with these people for months. Talk about a soul crushing job.

  • @hvafaenskaljeghete1800
    @hvafaenskaljeghete1800 3 роки тому +782

    "My name is chris hansen and today i'm going to destroy this man's bladder because words dont hurt as much as a full bladder"

    • @Interiapl85
      @Interiapl85 3 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @YouWillNeverKnowMan
      @YouWillNeverKnowMan 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @BloodRayneSalem
      @BloodRayneSalem 3 роки тому +4

      I read this is Chris Hansen’s voice 😂😂😂☠️

    • @hvafaenskaljeghete1800
      @hvafaenskaljeghete1800 3 роки тому +2

      @@BloodRayneSalem everywhere i go i can hear chris hansen narrate my movements "he walks to a burger truck that food will give him a gas issue"

    • @BloodRayneSalem
      @BloodRayneSalem 3 роки тому

      @@hvafaenskaljeghete1800 🤣🤣🤣

  • @drbproduction4790
    @drbproduction4790 3 роки тому +2500

    Chris is cruel. He didn’t even let him finish his bathroom duty. 😂

    • @thursdaydarknight3374
      @thursdaydarknight3374 3 роки тому +36

      I feel the predators should at least use the bathroom.

    • @thursdaydarknight3374
      @thursdaydarknight3374 3 роки тому +24

      @Sara D. I could believe that.

    • @christopherf8160
      @christopherf8160 3 роки тому +74

      He shouldn't. The predator could have a gun. Letting the predator out of sight would be very dangerous. He could kill Hansen or a cop or himself.

    • @asloii_1749
      @asloii_1749 3 роки тому +30

      no he deserves to hold it

    • @CollectorsCorner777
      @CollectorsCorner777 2 роки тому +1

      How did you screw up both his and is? You just needed to switch both.

  • @emems6443
    @emems6443 4 роки тому +1371

    honestly i’m surprised no one is talking about how just honest this guy is he actually admitted he’d have sex with her how surprising

    • @roejogan3035
      @roejogan3035 4 роки тому +83

      Almost like he wouldve bragged about it if he did get away with it😂

    • @domisthebomb09
      @domisthebomb09 4 роки тому +20

      Not for the 1st time.

    • @emems6443
      @emems6443 4 роки тому +9

      Yes Sir yeah he would of probably

    • @A.H._
      @A.H._ 4 роки тому +97

      I appreciate that at least he admitted it... I really hate this guys when they're like "oh, I read 18 instead of 13", or "I haven't done anything" or whatever crappy excuse they can come up with (I mean, I hate them every time, but specially when they try to lie, like dude, we got you, surrender). It's infuriating. At least he has the decency of admitting it and even confessing another crime no one was charging him with.

    • @ehhkymbyy3764
      @ehhkymbyy3764 4 роки тому +30

      I appreciated his honesty lol😂no waist of time, straight to the point, unlike most of these pedos

  • @takticalgamer4923
    @takticalgamer4923 Рік тому +5

    I can’t believe this dude had the audacity to ask to go to the bathroom at the end.💀💀💀

  • @jessepiazza2106
    @jessepiazza2106 6 років тому +339

    Q) Would you marry a 12 year old?
    A) If she was old enough.

  • @CLSGL
    @CLSGL 2 роки тому +2577

    You know you have a crazy amount of power when people’s biggest fear isn’t getting caught by police, it’s seeing you standing in a kitchen with a packet of papers.

    • @CameronDC-Grimes
      @CameronDC-Grimes 2 роки тому

      It's the police he is afraid of not the show. Most of these sick fu*ks like the attention.

    • @theastonvillaseal585
      @theastonvillaseal585 2 роки тому +3

      Him on his own though?

    • @vulture4117
      @vulture4117 2 роки тому +20

      And then getting caught by the police

    • @theastonvillaseal585
      @theastonvillaseal585 2 роки тому +4

      @@vulture4117 fr.

    • @har8397
      @har8397 2 роки тому

      They're so afraid that they consent to airing this???

  • @thomasbrennan6303
    @thomasbrennan6303 4 роки тому +450

    "I know who you are."
    "You know who I am?"
    "Yes."
    The highlight of Chris Hansen's career.

    • @taureanlacey
      @taureanlacey 4 роки тому +2

      Chris is a saint. You shut ur pie hole

    • @darkheartproductions1616
      @darkheartproductions1616 4 роки тому +14

      What this comment wasn't saying anything bad about chris lol, it was just a joke and the joke has nothing that says anything bad about chris lol.

    • @crystalgingerich7667
      @crystalgingerich7667 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jesusvazquez9988
      @jesusvazquez9988 3 роки тому

      True 😂😂😂

  • @luigichicolino6212
    @luigichicolino6212 Рік тому +5

    Showing up at a strange house like that, insane. And dangerous.

  • @pesonunez5064
    @pesonunez5064 2 роки тому +718

    “You’d marry a 12 year old girl?”
    “If she was older”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @BSin8413
    @BSin8413 4 роки тому +466

    Him: Can I use the bathroom...😐
    Chris: 😐
    Camera man:😐
    Chris: 😒I think you should leave
    Him:🙁

    • @demonicajames2575
      @demonicajames2575 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂 dayum

    • @l0kn0xx83
      @l0kn0xx83 4 роки тому +3

      For realllllll

    • @The.Real.Jalila
      @The.Real.Jalila 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly let the man go lol I would die if I hold my P more than 5 min under stress I’ll cry my p off lol

    • @jennynabil1935
      @jennynabil1935 4 роки тому +1

      I'm dying at this hahahaha

    • @h3ctor272
      @h3ctor272 3 роки тому +4

      Hansen said "I think you should go" he should have said thanks and head for the bathroom. I would've died if he thought Hansen meant go to the bathroom 😂

  • @panicstation7
    @panicstation7 4 роки тому +480

    "You'd marry a 12 year old?"
    "If she was old enough"

  • @StopDaViolence
    @StopDaViolence Рік тому +4

    9:10 the look he Chris gave him after he asked to use the bathroom 💀

  • @renegadeace1735
    @renegadeace1735 3 роки тому +499

    The only plumbing he's doing now is with his cellmates in prison.

  • @visualdosage234
    @visualdosage234 4 роки тому +1443

    knees weak arms are heavy. chris hanson is telling him to sit down already, he couldn't even finish his moms spaghetti

  • @eldonchef1754
    @eldonchef1754 5 років тому +883

    Lol the decoy was genuinely hurt when he didn't bring her dinner

  • @_Chief__
    @_Chief__ Рік тому +3

    He never found that damn light switch causing him to shit himself in the cop car

  • @FrenchJae
    @FrenchJae 3 роки тому +1096

    He looks like a Roblox character.

  • @northstarstatepolitics1652
    @northstarstatepolitics1652 4 роки тому +433

    "is this the light switch'
    "No, This is Chris Hansen"

  • @ragingfred
    @ragingfred 4 роки тому +558

    This guy is an expert at digging his own grave.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 роки тому +35

      "I date all ages"
      Come on, dude! At least show some shame!

    • @cepollard86
      @cepollard86 4 роки тому +19

      Completely self incriminating. His lawyer must've face palmed hard

    • @Cal6853
      @Cal6853 4 роки тому +14

      Bud, the grave was already dug when he started chatting up a 13 year old girl. I mean he was honest about his doings but that still doesn't make it right.

    • @scorlingonzalez9003
      @scorlingonzalez9003 4 роки тому +6

      he aint even get charged for confessing to the sex with the 15 year old boy

    • @TheDigitalThreat
      @TheDigitalThreat 4 роки тому +11

      he was the type who thought coming clean and not pleading the fifth would help as the police would see it as cooperation... Nope, their entire job in such interviews is to dig deeper for further charges and to compile evidence to be used if the case goes to trial. Instead they just raised his initial bail due to the new charges his own mouth admitted to /lol Guilty or innocent, a smart person NEVER talks to police except to say "I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer present"

  • @kylealcombrack8274
    @kylealcombrack8274 Рік тому +2

    Poppy? Boss? That’s what that guy will be calling his cell mates.

  • @franciscopantoja6095
    @franciscopantoja6095 4 роки тому +619

    Actual Police Officer: wheres my bulletproof vest?
    Girl that only sends texts: idk

    • @gxtmfa
      @gxtmfa 4 роки тому +4

      John Lester that’s an amazing pun

    • @theheroine177
      @theheroine177 4 роки тому +2

      Yet the decoy has no protection whatsoever and is constantly dodging being fondled by dangerous pedophiles

    • @alvaroakatico9188
      @alvaroakatico9188 3 роки тому

      @@theheroine177 Thank you 🙏

  • @dylanbowater5986
    @dylanbowater5986 2 роки тому +724

    This man admitted to having sexual relations with a boy and was out of prison within 3 years. The US judicial system needs serious reviewing.

    • @Josh_Tsu1067
      @Josh_Tsu1067 2 роки тому +4

      we need Clyde Shelton to do this work

    • @kyleflood6173
      @kyleflood6173 2 роки тому

      It is sick i think its cause the rich and powerful are perverts and want to protect these scumbags.

    • @yessir650
      @yessir650 2 роки тому +1

      Person smoking weed with a friend: DRUG TRAFFICKING CHARGE AND 40 YEARS IN PRISON
      Person with tons of proof that he’s trying to statutory rape a little girl and has already statutory raped a boy: 3 YEARS AND A SLAP ON THE WRIST, YOU SILLY NILLY
      The justice system is fucked

    • @JasonDevil06
      @JasonDevil06 2 роки тому +8

      They didn't exactly have proof of that it's a confession sure but that encounter wasn't why he was there. I don't think confessions to other crimes they don't have evidence of adds on to his sentence. Not trying to defend him or anything by the way

    • @shsuususjssnjsus8239
      @shsuususjssnjsus8239 2 роки тому +3

      Illinois is about to free alot of criminals

  • @mattyd6126
    @mattyd6126 3 роки тому +1635

    Predator, “I don’t want to say anymore.” Chris, “Did you bring condoms?” Predator, “yes”.

    • @Ellie-jl3vk
      @Ellie-jl3vk 2 роки тому +78

      Best part was when he asked the investigators if he has to answer their questions, they say no, then he goes right into saying he hooked up with a 15 year old.

    • @zionzoeypeanut
      @zionzoeypeanut 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sophia4169
      @sophia4169 2 роки тому +7

      Ikr like hes like I don't want to say anymore, Chris asks a question, ok fine ill keep talking...

    • @chrisleath
      @chrisleath 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TMWilson71
      @TMWilson71 2 роки тому +2

      Bahahahaha

  • @TVTIME-be8ze
    @TVTIME-be8ze Рік тому +3

    The decoy just took his keys cuz she’s salty because he didn’t bring her any food lol

  • @butterspike680
    @butterspike680 3 роки тому +2481

    "He likes to be called 'Papi', latin slang for 'Daddy'. But we have another name for him...
    ...
    P R E D A T O R"
    Smooth as butter.

    • @mythrul9362
      @mythrul9362 3 роки тому +30

      i was dying when he said that shit

    • @muhummadkhan5787
      @muhummadkhan5787 3 роки тому +20

      Smoother than his shiny forehead.

    • @rejinabaral6184
      @rejinabaral6184 3 роки тому +6

      In here papi means someone who would commit sins, crimes

    • @johnmaurer3097
      @johnmaurer3097 3 роки тому +11

      "you've seen my shows? Well we're back...and you're my first guest"
      E P I C

    • @sarahb.7423
      @sarahb.7423 3 роки тому +1

      😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Karim-gg7et
    @Karim-gg7et 4 роки тому +221

    "Papi" is gonna have his own Papi where he's going...

    • @fayeking75
      @fayeking75 4 роки тому +6

      Ooohhh....that was so savage. 😀

    • @Jarhead-eu8py
      @Jarhead-eu8py 4 роки тому

      He is going to get probation

    • @Charon7369
      @Charon7369 4 роки тому

      He's Going To Come Down Here In The Underworld With Me.

    • @brentjames2576
      @brentjames2576 3 роки тому

      Papi John Pizza

  • @paul_warner
    @paul_warner 2 роки тому +1910

    This guy is fascinatingly honest. The moment he sees Chris Hansen he knows it's all over. Despite his protests of "I don't want to say anymore" he gives a real genuine insight into the mind of a predator, unlike those who are in denial.

    • @twiggydaloc1497
      @twiggydaloc1497 2 роки тому +56

      I was gona say something like this but beat me to it. I wouldn’t know how to handle such a situation cuz I wouldn’t find myself in one lol

    • @vic.nicmusic
      @vic.nicmusic 2 роки тому +45

      His interview with Chris is a cry for help. I almost feel bad for the guy.

    • @quoaitran1135
      @quoaitran1135 2 роки тому +27

      The moment he saw those black door curtains he should've known

    • @rafaelramirez1507
      @rafaelramirez1507 2 роки тому +1

      Those are the real dangerous ones , with no guilt ,no remorse whatsoever , just a tiny brain with no heart , just a cold blooded perverted pedophile

    • @Frank-my8rd
      @Frank-my8rd 2 роки тому +7

      @@vic.nicmusic yeah I don’t know why you’d bother living if you were one of them.

  • @pooriashams
    @pooriashams Рік тому +3

    Didn’t even want to share his food with her

  • @alxmedina4592
    @alxmedina4592 4 роки тому +1974

    Pedo: Is this the light switch?
    Chris: No this is CHRIS HANSEN

    • @victortrevino6432
      @victortrevino6432 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @christianvarghese
      @christianvarghese 4 роки тому +31

      Alx Medina NO, this is patrick.

    • @brynnaandersen7739
      @brynnaandersen7739 4 роки тому +3

      I'm not a light switch

    • @pixiestik1
      @pixiestik1 4 роки тому +4

      i can't stop laughing at this

    • @awesomebeard1973
      @awesomebeard1973 4 роки тому +3

      pedo is attraction to pre-pubescent children. This is soliciting sex with a post-pubescent who is underage of legal consent resulting in potential statutory rape, not pedophilia. Both immoral and illegal but not the same thing

  • @sumikoalberto22
    @sumikoalberto22 5 років тому +271

    “Well Joshua I don’t know what else to say to you...except that I’m Chris Hansen”
    **Dramatic SFX**

    • @guywhoneversleeps
      @guywhoneversleeps 4 роки тому +2

      i literally was scrolling through, reading this right as that happened!

  • @DupreeTrickshots
    @DupreeTrickshots 3 роки тому +2326

    Of course he drives a Kia Soul

  • @miguelcarunungan2507
    @miguelcarunungan2507 2 роки тому +4

    He was probably the most forthcoming of every predator Chris has caught

  • @Cindslothi
    @Cindslothi 4 роки тому +418

    Legend has it he hasn't used the bathroom yet

    • @fuyune5259
      @fuyune5259 4 роки тому +4

      @Merk You he didn't use it if you watched he stepped out before he could use it to ask where is the light switch and Chris was already there waiting for him and asked step out

    • @thunderusnight
      @thunderusnight 4 роки тому +2

      The prison men have too many ideas in the bathroom for him

    • @Malibusunrise
      @Malibusunrise 3 роки тому

      🤣

    • @kaylaescobar4309
      @kaylaescobar4309 3 роки тому

      Oh yes he did when he saw Chris Hanson

    • @kaylaescobar4309
      @kaylaescobar4309 3 роки тому +1

      He shit himself when he saw Chris

  • @kevinc5771
    @kevinc5771 3 роки тому +633

    "what is papi?" -lmao why did Hansen have to ask that

  • @branndymessier5081
    @branndymessier5081 5 років тому +664

    "Why did you have her call you papi?"
    "I don't want to say anymore."
    "What is papi?"
    😂😂😂

    • @JamalMack
      @JamalMack 5 років тому +21

      Branndy Hontz he knew idk why Chris asked 😂

    • @OKG2000
      @OKG2000 5 років тому +24

      lolol such a troll

    • @LowFyeArt
      @LowFyeArt 5 років тому +9

      We need Ja Rule to helps us make sense of this “Papi” situation

    • @Clarence2Worley
      @Clarence2Worley 4 роки тому +5

      Chris is all like, "Help me understand, bruh. Bruh....hey, bruh....help me understand..."

    • @phantasma616
      @phantasma616 4 роки тому +3

      Branndy did you go to LVPA? I only know ONE person with this name and spelling and it'd be wild if it was actually the same person!

  • @wendyabraham525
    @wendyabraham525 Рік тому +3

    Who the hell would bail that guy out???

  • @moomoomoo33ass
    @moomoomoo33ass 4 роки тому +1280

    His head is like a pencil eraser with a face

  • @Tiwaz81
    @Tiwaz81 5 років тому +437

    He doesn’t radiate “boss”. More like “muppet” or “fraggle” or “big mook”

    • @bornin8774
      @bornin8774 4 роки тому +1

      @Dark Heart lool

    • @nicoleortiz8421
      @nicoleortiz8421 4 роки тому

      Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @devinreis5811
      @devinreis5811 4 роки тому +1

      Or "That Person Who Was Probably An Asshole In High School", if that's true.

    • @ElRiki77
      @ElRiki77 4 роки тому +4

      definitely didn't radiate "big chungus"

    • @blaisems
      @blaisems 4 роки тому +5

      Funny how dudes with inflated egos and zero appeal go after 14 and under kids with much less agency and perceived freedom, so they can feel like a boss for having Panda Express money or a shitty yellow car

  • @Miadolph
    @Miadolph 4 роки тому +341

    This is by far the best decoy. I don’t know if it’s acting or not but she sure seems nervous.

    • @poppy6635
      @poppy6635 4 роки тому +43

      She did great. It's probably a little of both. Acting as a kid and knowing she's meeting an actual predator. though usually nothing happens there's always a chance he could try to grab her or something.

    • @DragonsFrogs
      @DragonsFrogs 4 роки тому +12

      PoppyInJapan Yeah I mean I get nervous watching these myself I can’t imagine what it’s like being there, I know they wouldn’t show it but I always fear the predator is going to try to attack the decoy before Chris comes out

    • @cnope2444
      @cnope2444 4 роки тому +4

      Cause these men r so creepy looking .

  • @brianagarcia7415
    @brianagarcia7415 Рік тому +4

    "Love is love" Like wtf!? If your a grown man or woman seeking a teenage girl or boy, there's something wrong with you!

  • @jensenkovacs2718
    @jensenkovacs2718 3 роки тому +341

    Everyone gangster until Chris pulls out the transcripts

  • @ccolbyzz
    @ccolbyzz 3 роки тому +139

    Why did he sound like a kid getting yelled at by his mom 💀💀💀

  • @Madmok128
    @Madmok128 4 роки тому +306

    "Love seekers, a site for teens" - really? Why does something like that even exist?

    • @aynsleighmalayne3558
      @aynsleighmalayne3558 4 роки тому +38

      Taylah Taylah Teens have social lives with kids their age. Online is dangerous enough and kids deal with enough immoral crap, a site like that is just setting them up for trouble. They’re kids and should be focused on school, being young and not acting like middle aged ppl looking for a relationship online.

    • @flatnose1161
      @flatnose1161 4 роки тому +20

      @Taylah Taylah yea they do date, not put themselves in danger with strangers, even other teenagers can be dangerous

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 4 роки тому +2

      @@aynsleighmalayne3558 Yeah and roads are setting you up for crash. We can't cancel everything that is potentionaly dangerous, people just need to be more responsible and parents have to be responsible for their kids.

    • @top10tings48
      @top10tings48 4 роки тому +9

      slovní curling if your a teenager that needs to online date your life must be hella lonely

    • @alvaroakatico9188
      @alvaroakatico9188 3 роки тому

      @@slovnicurling9808 So you think there should be more sites like that? That’s what you’re implying. Not every parent is responsible.

  • @drewwerts7711
    @drewwerts7711 Рік тому +6

    Chris… You and your team are awesome… Keep on busting bad guys. You all are awesome.

  • @zachansen9053
    @zachansen9053 3 роки тому +601

    Chris Hansen announcing that he is in fact Chris Hansen:
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @jimmybiscuit
    @jimmybiscuit 3 роки тому +1335

    Someday the predator is gonna walk in and call for Chris Hansen run into the room and say oh my god finally I'm a big fan!

    • @JimboDorito
      @JimboDorito 3 роки тому +16

      AHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @RenBush301
      @RenBush301 3 роки тому +138

      *pushes the actress out of the way*
      “Chris! IM HERE! I BROUGHT THE WINE COOLERS!”

    • @damianstefaniuk3147
      @damianstefaniuk3147 3 роки тому +31

      Bro I would just yell out like Chris I brought buds, let’s have a drink

    • @reportinglivefromhell222
      @reportinglivefromhell222 3 роки тому +45

      I've been wondering how many people will end up trying to like even fake talking to a child just to like show up at the house thinking it's going to be Chris Hanson there and be like I'm going to be on TV not even caring that they're going to be known as like a pedophile and shit just so they're on TV LOL

    • @jordy2372
      @jordy2372 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Jordanmbou88
    @Jordanmbou88 3 роки тому +288

    “Come on out, Joshua!”
    **30 seconds later**
    “What’s your name?”

    • @missemotional8710
      @missemotional8710 3 роки тому +4

      LMFAO FR

    • @vuzarre
      @vuzarre 3 роки тому +4

      I think it was to see if he lied. Or to apply pressure onto him.

  • @Nightmare1066
    @Nightmare1066 Рік тому +5

    He's not afraid of getting arrested and convicted, he's afraid of ending up on Chris Hansen's show