Getting Past Dutch Immigration | Foil Arms and Hog
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- Getting Past Dutch Immigration | Foil Arms and Hog
Another trial to get past immigraton. Now we go to the Netherlands.. or Holland
#Dutch #Amsterdam #Holland #Netherlands #Immigration
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If you were every wondering why they have those 'Please do not flush clogs down the toilet' signs in every Dutch hotel bathroom, well now you know. It's a huge problem.
Bahaha uh huh, suuure 😂
deleted joke or real life? I need to know, some of my best pals are Dutch and I'm worried now
@@Heleendje it's a continuation of the very last joke (the end screen has 2 more 'outtakes')
Am Dutch, can confirm. When biking to the toilet while smoking a joint my clogs get stuck quite often, really annoying
Yeah sure and everyone walking on clogs here ;-)
As a Dutch person I have to say I'm impressed with how well you guys answered these vitally important questions.
Thanks Jan, I think they got in
Are you for riel??
I am here for bridges 👍
@@yohaneschristianp
You're the only one for the bridges .
@@fightback397
Gotta get to those bridges before they drown! Everything else can be relocated. I guess the bridges can be relocated also, but they are so function specific that they might be reduced to being ornamental, so it does pay to see them while they are functional, as opposed to a museum piece, say.
As a Dutch person I was dreading a video full of weed jokes, but I should have known you three wouldn't disappoint!
I gather that only Dutch citizens are allowed to buy it
That would have been too blunt.
@@Inkyminkyzizwoz not at all
But the accent xD
It is spot on
I'd love to see one on my country, France !
Officer : Against which people do french hold an ancestral hostility ?
"Err Germans ?
-English ?
-Italian !
-Spanish ?"
Officer : No. Other french
"What is Paris famous for ?
-Misprononciation
-Yeah the S is silent"
"What is the name of a famous, short man who waged war against foreigners empires ?
-Asterix"
"On the french flag, what is the blue for ?
-Freedom
-What is the red for ?
-Brotherhood
-What is the green for ?
-... There's no... Green ?
-Yeah it was for the hospitality, so we didn't add it"
"What important historical event triggered the rise of democracy and the apparition of republics accross Europe ?
-Napoleon's coronation as emperor and absolute monarch"
"How do you say in french 'You annoy me' ?
-Tu m'emmerdes
-How do you say 'Screw you' ?
-Je t'emmerde
-How do you say 'I'm bored' ?
-Je m'emmerde
-How do you say 'I have a problem' ?
-J'ai une emmerde"
"What is the name of the war with the Great Britain ?
-... Which one ?
-Correct"
That doesn´t work! Their immigration sketch would be like "Parlez-vous francais? No? Aurevoir!" 😉 Just kidding.
@@heikeh.9977 "Au revoir"?
That's preposterous!
It's supposed to be "Adieu".
@@Tjalve70 😀
As someone who isn't French at all I have to say that the Napoleon one isn't funny, it's boring history and rhe French Tu, Je stuff went right over my head. I don't have any idea what that is about.
@@MegaBallPowerBall The spread of democracy and liberty ideas was settle in the coronation of a guy as absolute monarch that ruled like a dictator that tried to invade other country to force his authority on them
If you don't see the irony I can't do more to help you
'If you're a Dutch, you are from which country?'
'Deutschland!'
'Dutchland!'
'Holland!'
'No. The Netherlands!'
🤣🤣🤣
You lads are really amazing! Great sketch as always😊Best of luck in your gigs😊
🎶 *They're simply the best* 🎶
I always thought Holland! Googled it now and apparently it's both
@@alicedwonderland7733 Holland is a combination of the two provinces North-Holland and South-Holland. The Netherlands is the entire country.
Neverland!
I thought there was going to be a question about that in there
0:38 That joke was ingenious! The sea in "Claimed from the sea" can both mean the sea, or SEA - South East Asia, which Indonesia is a part of!
In history, what do you call the area of the Netherlands that was controversially claimed from the SEA (south east Asia)? Indonesia. I love this one.
Saying « Controversially » is pure 21st century wokism…
I love these guys even if they are soooo politically correct
@sevastiehn1100 The conquest of the Indonesian isles by the Dutch was bad. Do you understand that? Get that through your thick skull.
@@sebastienh1100 given that the people already living there did tend to put up a fight against the Dutch when the Dutch tried to gain power I would say it was literally controversal; nothing to do with this century.
kind of funny that the joke works in multiple layers; I didn't know the acronym SEA, but the joke still works as the dutch arrived over sea to claim those islands
@@sebastienh1100also controversial for the early NATO not helping the Netherlands (a founding member!) retain it but rather ordering them to back down and out of Indonesia after a (brace yourself) controversial war straight after WW2.
As a half Irish person living in the Netherlands..very funny. I wasn't aware of our clog-sewage system problem but I know it now...thanks for keeping me informed lads
No problem Lavinia, you need to stop flushing them down the jacks
@@foilarmsandhog I never realised...I'll tell all my friends and family to put a stop to it immediately!!
@@laviniaburke3160Fancy meeting you here! Dia duit a chara!
@@seustaceRotterdam Haha! Dia is Muire duit!
There's nothing like a couple of belly-laugh puns on a Thursday morning.
🎶Nothing compares
NoTHING compares, to FAH.... 🎶
I feel like the world needs this right now…
There is nothing like a Russian invasion of Ukraine on a Thursday morning
As a Croatian who lived in Ireland and moved to the Netherlands, I found this hilarious. 🤣 You guys always make me laugh.
Well that was lovely to read! I'm glad you found them!
Why have you moved?
*Miss Worldwide*
Europwide.
"I just thought I'd throw it in."
Petty. I'm here for it.
Haha YUS
And 100% a question a customs officer would ask
I already saw the Indonesia joke coming but still laughed sm, love the sketch!!
Did you! Well done!
#HaifaTheWizard
WHAT, HOW, WHAT WIZARDRY DO YOU HAVE
Yes
I love the expression of anger of the two Irish men in response to the football question. I guess the Irish do hold a grudge. But to be honest - when it comes to football, everyone holds a grudge.
I love Andre Rieu - I wish I could visit a concert of his!
I wonder if this flag was made with markers - it doesn’t seem so.
Anyway, great sketch! And fantastic acting!
Nope, nope I think they put the felts away for this one 😂
It was printed out. We're going big budget these days
@@foilarmsandhog oooh flush with 💶 💷 💵
@@foilarmsandhog Foil let you play with the coloured printer? I'm shocked! 🤣
@@foilarmsandhog You didn't even reuse the French flag by turning it 90 degrees? Check you out splashing out!
I'm a Dutchie, currently in Ireland. Love this video. Happy I got to see you on the 27th in Dublin. You were amazing! Thanks for the laughs!
As a Dutch person who has never smoked weed and hates Amsterdam, I'm pleasantly surprised by this sketch :) Thanks for pulling out some unexpected gems!
Are you in jail for a war crime?
@@corriedebeer799 Am I? I do live in Belgium these days, but I wasn't exiled or anything.
Ah wonderful another Dutchy from outside the randstad complaining about Amsterdam. Wouldn't be a YT comments list on a video about the Netherlands without it.
@@XEinstein I'm actually from inside the Randstad area, so...
@@Rapunzelrapunzel093 Feels Exiled.
Loved Foil breaking character at 'clogs' 😆 Great sketch once more, lads!
You know it's gold when he's laughing 😂
I bet they never got a straight-faced take of that one, and that's why it's not in the actual sketch 😁 it was too silly!!
@@anonymous_selkie having watched the extra bits for this sketch on patreon, I'm surprised they got enough straight-faced material for a whole sketch at all! 😆
"What do people from all over the Netherlands travel over to Amsterdam to see?" Foil Arms and Hog in october duh!
Loved the sketch. The fan-based, two-lips, clogs and Holland - Netherlans bits were pure gold.
Great!!
I didn't catch the two-lips! It makes more sense, though.
@@1995TheDude it was the best pun of the sketch imo.
For some reason my first thought was "... the Red Light district.". :D
I actually was there for the bridges...
But I am an engineer. :)
I love how enthusiastic the immigration officer sounds and I wonder how many takes you needed to get through all the puns without laughing! See you guys in Amsterdam!
Have fun in Amsterdam! But not too much! We need them back!
Wow, this was so funny! “Andre Rieu concerts - de-legalized “ I had to pause to finish laughing 😂 Thanks for the good laughter guys!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Foil Arms and Hog you could do a sketch on how utterly normal and regular(boring) your replies to comments are vs your videos! 😝
I expected them to say Herman Van Veen. The guy must be 160 years old by now and is STILL trying to make shows.
that windmill joke is gonna land arms straight in pun-jail
Noooooo it was goooood!!!!! Please tell there are visiting hours? I feel like Hog will be happy to do more annoying people in prison sketches anyways. Seems he has loads of material 😂
My personal FAHnniversary today :) :) one year ago I started watching your Thursday videos. Never have I missed one and never did they fail to make me laugh on an early Thursday morning. I love your work, your dedication on patreon and I still can't believe that I am going to see you live 4 times this year!! Happy times :) Thanks for everything!
IS IT?! Naaaw happy FAHnniversary!!! Have you got anything planned? If yes, can I join? If no, can we plan something?
Glad you're here!
@@SamFAHntha nothing planned except for watching old videos all day ;) please do join! :)
“What is the largest fan base in the Netherlands?”
“Soccer”
“No windmills”
*GENIUS* ✨
YES YES ABSOLUTELY YES 😂😂😂
I had to pause to video for like a solid 3 seconds to figure that out
Top peak comedy😂
@@foxiflakes8245 it was so smart!!
@@maikenelissen3767 absolutely 😂
Hi from the Netherlands! I loved this so much!! The one about Indonesia had me absolutely cackling with laughter, great job!
As a Deutscher, Dutcher, Hollander ..... A Netherlander I Approve 😂😂😂😂
Fab!
"Which type of bicycles are most commonly seen in the Netherlands"
"Stolen ones"
True 🤣
True! I own many stolen bikes :)
@@MDelorean ah, that's where mine went to
Mine was stolen last Sunday in front of the Jumbo .
Mine was stolen from Den Haag HS in 1984...and the Dutch have the nerve to tease the Germans with "bring back my bicycle" !
Does everyone just trade bikes?
The puns, FAH, the puns! This one had me giggling all right. And I know I'm going to have to watch it quite a few times to catch them all. Definitely needed the subtitles on that one! Seeing you live on Sunday! I won't quite believe it untill I'm actually in the room but it looks like it's actually going to happen, and I just can't wait.
So so happy for you Eugénie, have the best time!
@@SamFAHntha Thanks! I mean I crossing most of the European continent, dragging 2 friends mid-pandemic, so you know I'm quite motivated aha! I have also never been to Ireland before, though it won't be the last time so more than one reason to be happy! Hope you're well!
I feel personally attacked by this relatable content :D
ik ook man. whahaha.
Ahhh but did you enjoy it? 😉
As an Indonesian i hope you guys make a sketch about going past our immigration. But it would be a quick one cause all you might have to do is slip some dollars to the officer and done you got the pass 🤣
You too? - A South Asian
I just wanted to thank you guys for brightening up my day a bit. My grandmother has passed away today after battling dementia and her deteriorating health for the past three years. One of the things that managed to occupy her mind and keep her happy during this time were Andre Rieu's concerts, so we had him playing quite often. Everyone but her had pretty much grown sick of him, but he kept her happy so we kept playing him. Your joke about him made my stomach ache from laughing so hard. Thank you for posting this video today.
Very sorry for your loss. May her memory be a blessing. ❤💜💙
I’m sorry about grandmother. RIP 🙏
Loved the bit about windmills being the biggest fan base in NL :-D You are well prepared for your gig in Amsterdam in October :-)
Oh same, what a great joke hahaha
I hope that one day there will be a New Zealand Immigration sketch 🤩 - let me know if you want some help fine-tuning that … particularly excellent… Kiwi MKR accent Arms 😆
Ooh, yes please.
He promised a while ago! I cannot wait! I mean I can and I have to but like... AHHHH 😂😍
Sweet iz bru
@@glennhooper8867 “What is New Zealand's national sport?” “Aussie-bashing”
And I would've said our biggest import is real estate agents, and export, real estate…
Where do you find New Zealand on a world map?
You don't.
I did not expect this at all! I’m very curious to see what you could come up with about my country! Okay, gonna watch now.
Edit: Very funny indeed! Especially Arms' attempt at a Dutch accent :)
What's your country? And how'd ya like the sketch? 😃
I was quite impressed actually with the accent. It started off a bit German, but it was otherwise quite close!
@@Silverwing28 I don’t have a frame of reference for Dutch, so I don’t know whether to be impressed or not! 😂 :)
@@SamFAHntha I'm from the Netherlands ;) I guess that wasn't too clear
Be fair! He was good!
Thanks for teaching me some cliches and (possibly even more important) puns about my neighbours - the Dutch jokes from my childhood (camper trailers, cheese, and several Dutch showmasters on German TV) weren't really doing it anymore ;)
Can't say this enough - these lads are the best at what they do!
I have been following you for the past 10 years! When I saw you were coming to Cleveland, I bought tickets and told my friends they were coming with me. When they found out it was you we are going to see, they literally cheered!
'If you're a Dutch, you are from which country?'
'Deutschland!'
'Dutchland!'
'Holland!'
'No. The Netherlands!'
literally the fastest way to offend anyone from the Netherlands
Gjappy Why offend?...I dont see it🤔
But it is confusing... you are dutch but you live in the netherlands. If the dutch change to nederlandish or sth like that would be easier. Or just the name in dutch "nederland" and you will be a " nederlander"... so nobody will be offended
@@iaf4454 nothing we 'Dutch' can do about it: it's quite specific for the Englisg (British/American) language.
In other languages I know they reflect how we call ourselves: in de nederlandse taal (dutch language) people from Nederland (The Netherlands) are called Nederlanders ('Dutchies').
@@jhgylugkfhfhlgf in Romanian, you are "olandezi" who speak "olandeză"!
As a dutch person I rate this video at about 75% average. Beating the current world record in accurate international representation of the Netherlands of 20%
As a Dutch person, that first question hurt my pride XD
(Also yes clogs in the toilet are a huge problem)
Can't wait to see you in October!
Please don't make them pay for it in October 😂😂
I hope they bring helmets for the "Throwing clogs on stage tradition"
"The area of Netherlands that was controversially claimed from the sea" I'm in stitches
I personally thank Netherlands for bringing hagelslag on buttered bread into our country, it is very delicious.
Must try it!
Yes it is! Ever had rijstaffel (not sure of spelling).
You're welcome!
Don't forget all the delicious cakes and cookies! Speculaas, kaastengels, etc. But of course, hagelslag is the crown jewel. :)))
@@nhmooytis7058 rijstwafel?
Foil breaking at the clog pun 🤣 I'm glad you kept that in! It gave me a really good laugh. The whole sketch did! I can always count on you lads to make me smile, even on days that I find it hard to.
*sending you all the hugs*
@@SamFAHntha thank you Sam ❤
And finally the Dutch :-) Thanks...
haha no problem Mike
@@foilarmsandhog People moving TO the Netherlands to avoid taxes ? LOL, Good one....
the fan base joke definitely deserves more credit
The immigration sketches are always a great laugh! Thanks for posting your lovely content, gotta love Thursdays! I’m so glad I got my tickets for the European tour, now it’s just a waiting game for me 😃
Thanks Cris!
I'm Indonesian and I found that Indonesia line HILARIOUS. Didn't see that coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dad jokes were class. I wish for fewer Andre Rieu concerts too and I’m not even close to the Nederlands
My mother will be disgusted by this joke
Excited for danish immigration. There's used to be an actual test which these types of questions.
"How many lego block in legoland" and "when did Denmark win the euro cup?"
Foil and Hog are so good at these tests, they'll be allowed into ANY country! Well done! 👏
I have a feeling they'll try
@@foilarmsandhog And we're super excited to see it 🤩
I fell out with your content for quite a while (no specific reason) But seeing a video about my country made me excited again! Great video as always and I love the dry 'ja' after every answer XD
I thoroughly loved it as a Dutchman! Just as I had bought tickets aswell! Will see you guys in Amsterdam later this year!
Fantastic! we can't wait
Fanbase 😂 that interview felt so chilled out. That even I was positive I would pass emigration and I'm not even travelling there. Another excellent sketch 👌
It's the Dutch immigration....hmm I wonder why they were chilled out? 👀😉
@@SamFAHntha because they're white and reasonably wealthy?
@@Selawen the joke was about the customs officer having smoked some weed and being super relaxed because of that.
Sorry to break your racist bubble, but the Irish immigrants have long been know to be very poor because in Ireland, only the English got rich.
As for the Netherlands, they have been known to be a safe haven for people suppressed because of their religion. Safe, not paid. People could come here and start their own bussines, with their own money, and they did, becomming Dutch within two generations. Can you point out descendants of 'Hugenoten' these days?
Sadly immigration works differently these days, from both sides. The reffugees are provided with money and housing, but are not allowed to work for a long time, and consequently many go there because of the free money and not the freedom of religion or the chance to build something yourself.
People travel through seven or eight countries that are at peace and come to the Netherlands to 'escape the war', and those countries are also not as densly populated, so it does get harder for the Dutch to see these people as anything else but economic refugees.
Now before you start on 'Don't those people deserve a good life?' Sure. There are three billion people who live in bad conditions. Bring them ALL to the Netherlands. There are around 17 million Dutch, they can easily provide a good life for three billion refugees. Should you backpeddel and say that would be too much, ima smack you with your own question.
Either don't ask the question at all, or bring all. Asking the question, then selecting who would be worthy enough is just plain hypocrisy
Wat een leuke video!
Love it lads!
We'll try to give you a crash course Dutch in October ;)
Have fun lads!
It was pitch perfect since Dutch sounds terribly silly 😜
As a guy from the Netherlands, that "ja..." at 1:06 was spot on!
YES
‘Why does the Amsterdam sewage system constantly back up?’
‘… Because it’s full of clogs’
Be honest Arms, did you sneak that in to make the other two break? 😂 :)
It sounds silly enough to be his 🤣
@@SamFAHntha Oh, definitely so! :)
i dont get that one... please explain :)
@@LetsPlayCrazy Nice bit of wordplay we’ve got here: ‘clogs’ are a type of traditional wooden shoe from the Netherlands, but a ‘clog’ can also be a blockage in a pipe or sewage system :)
@@mollytate3613 thanks, I forgot the shoe part
When you said 'underwater' you earned a subscriber.
Lots of love from Weesp, the Netherlands!
Welcome!!! Have the best time binging their channel! I had an absolute blast. I hope you have a wonderful day and thanks for subscribing, I'm sure they really do appreciate it 😊
I am so happy you are also coming to Germany!!! Purchased tickets for Frankfurt this week! I hope Corona will not keep you from coming!!!
You guys are the best! You made the whole Corona drama somewhat sufferable for me with your great humour.
So stay safe and sound! We need you, guys.
Also: Great sketch. As always.
"Andre Rieu concerts" As a classical music enthusiast and orchestra-lover, I'm not even offended LMAO. I don't know why.
Best mindset hehe
Just the tonic we needed. Love their “feigning innocence” faces. Good luck with your world tour!
The "postcards with windmills" answer is so hilariously both accurate and silly hahhahaha.
haha or Tulips
@@foilarmsandhog
Or cheese.
@@anonymous_selkie
Big cheese wheels piled up. With guys in wooden shoes and a wooden device to be carried between the two men with lots of cheese wheels.
I think I still have the postcard my brother sent me.
See you guys at the gig tomorrow!! Sophie and I are so so excited for it and we can’t believe it’s actually happening!!! Good luck with the gig tonight and we’ll see ya tomorrow!! 😁😁😁
Oh wow, you must be over the MOON! Have the best time!!!
aww I wanna be there so badd
so happy for you becs!
Haha love the two lips/ tulips joke 😂 Have a great start into your Thursday!
They're so great ❤️
Was für eine FAHntastische Woche!
Ich hab Urlaub, meine deutschen FAH-Freunde kommen übers Wochenende zu mir, und es gab viel FAH zu kucken diese Woche (Archivsketch, Patreon, und heute wieder einen super lustigen Immigration Sketch ) - ein Traum! 🤩
War deine Woche auch so gut, Arms?
I've absolutely loved all the Patreon content! They're amazing oh my gosh.
Die Woche war Komish, aber ich freue mich auf diese gigs, besconders Samstags, viel wir werden filmen! Endlich konnen wir euch den Swines DVD geben
@@foilarmsandhog Irgendwie hatte ich gehofft, ihr würdet im April filmen. Viel Spaß!
I always chuckle so much with these immigration sketches!!! Can't wait to see where these two travel next!
NEW ZEALAND! NEW ZEALAND! NEW ZEALAND!
Genuinely excited for anywhere they go, I love these sketches 😂
The bar was set high from the first joke itself, and it was bang on. I especially liked the 'fanbase' one. Gotta love a punny immigration officer.
Have great fun at Deutschland, Dutchland and all of Europe guys.
Hehehehe Deutschland... Dutchland... I laughed so hard at that 😂
Wahey our country is featured in a Foil Arms and Hog scetch, we made it! Arms' Dutch accent could use some work though
Getting rinsed this morning
@Mattijn just make sure that they have few gigs in the Netherlands and I'm sure they pick up the correct accent 😜
We can't blame them. Dutch isn't a language, it's a speech impediment! Yes, I am dutch. *zucht
I think our Dutchman came from Germany, then went to Russia and then came back to the Netherlands with some heavy accents xp Great vid!
Hehehehehe
Jesj, Ze Ack Scent wash node Ahl Zjat good, Eye can stype Eh Bettur Dutsjh Ack Scent
Lol indeed, but at least it wasn't the typical British doing a Dutch accent, which is cringing. Btw the U in 'brug' is more like the U in Buck :) if you need any help with Dutch sounds in the future feel free to reach out :) great vid.
@@ToolkiT73UK that's a great example! I was thinking of 'bruh' and add the J of Juan at the end ☺️
Foil's face on licorice--no acting needed 😂 The clogs joke should've been in the main edit 😁😂
I'm a Canadian who's Irish and Dutch in background and have relatives and friends in both countries. This was classic! Thanks for the good natured pokes at everybody.
I was waiting for the Dutch one. Brilliant as always lads
Happy for you Toast's Dad!
Home from your show in Vicar Street and finally catching up on today's video , mick the merch guy is so sound. Thank you so much for a phenomenal night
The two puns at the end probably would’ve seemed unfitting with the rest of the sketch, but adding them separately at the end was the right call. They’re still funny.
Our Mister Editor is the finest in the business 😊
"Why is that question even in there?" "Oh, I just thought I'd throw it in." 😂
😅 almost forgot the "8 o'clock IRISH TIME" (for me it is usually 9 o'clock when you upload your videos). But today I'm in Dublin. How many of these 🤦🏻♀️ can I use? Btw, sending this sketch to my friend in Amsterdam (she will be at your show in October)
Please tell Hog I'm a fan of the pretend loosening of the collar thing. It doesn't go unnoticed! 😂
Also I see you... Whoever wrote that fanbase joke... I see you... and I love you 🤣
Isn't Hog just the cutest 🥰
@@sonjastrese2738 He's absolutely adorable! ❤️
The fanbase made me laugh the hardest. I didn't know about the weed and the coffee shops, those I must admit I googled. So the most accessible joke for me was the windmills.
My knowledge of the Netherlands is very limited 😜
Re:Hog, he's is the cutest when he has his yellow jumper on. 💛
@@Cherry-ou6qk Same! Although you have made me feel better about myself as I did know about the weed 😆 so thank you for that! 😜
The most knowledge I have on the country is of their little dog, the Nederlandse Kooikerhondje. I so wanted to import one over to NZ as a kid because I was so in love with them. They still fascinate me, but not enough to spend 10k to get one here 😅
Anywaaaays.... Hoggy! One of my favourite people on the planet! He's sooooo great 🤩❤️
@@SamFAHntha I googled the dog, oh my, well even before googling I already knew I was going to love it ❤ (I do love 98% of dogs so that was easy) aw but 10k to get that cutie... tooo steep 😢
okay, seeing as we're sharing ( said in the voice of Shiela from First Dates), there is something I have to tell you, I know about the red light district (which you surely heard mentioned on Patreon bonus bits today) a friend told me about it and I thought she was joking at first errr until I googled it (incognito ofc) haha oh my, this sort of knowledge is not Anne Flanagan-approved 😳
The Windmill fan-base! 😁
Good one, lads.
This will help sell tickets in Amsterdam. Go see the bridges and FAH!
I stayed awake all night due to crippling insomnia and the last hour actively fighting sleep to see your upload. Now I can rest.
Got my tickets for Frankfurt in the post yesterday and I'm looking forward to see you there! 🥳
Why did my first comment get eaten by UA-cam? I'm not awake enough to deal with this kind of thing 😴💤
Great! I had to put a strong comment blocker from all the bots, and you got caught in the crossfire!
@@foilarmsandhog thank you for doing that! It was getting annoying!
@@foilarmsandhog Thanks for keeping the bots at bay! I didn't know there was something the creators could do. I guess you are the first to actually try it. That's awesome! 💐
I thought I was starting to hallucinate, because it showed that you replied to my comment, but when I clicked on it, I got a completely empty page. 🤯
Oh well, now you got me commenting double and with replies on both, I can't delete them. Guess I know what my dad feels like in the family chat now 😉
As a citizen of Maastricht I compliment your pronounciation of our cities name!
But it is bad pronunciation!!
The windmill fan-base 😁
Good one and hopefully helpful to sell tickets in Amsterdam. Go see the bridges and FAH!
I stayed awake because of crippling insomnia, but the last hour was to see you upload. Now I can sleep.
Got my tickets for Frankfurt in the post yesterday. Looking forward to see you lads! 🙃
Sleep well! And YAY FREAKING YAY FOR TICKETS!!! WOOOOOO! Have the best time!!!
In the post! wow, nice one
@@foilarmsandhog Wouldn't want to miss out on those 'physical' tickets, they're PRETTY!
@@foilarmsandhog Yes, they sell real tickets here and with a nice photo on them, too. 😅
@@katharinaeveliina "nice"🤭😂😂
I would love to see you make an Spanish immigration one, just to see what things do you choose, this videos are hilarious I really love them
The pun game in this one was _exquisite_
Which seedy industry? The flower/flour industry 🤣
I am in awe
Flower - seeds.
@@kevtb874flour - cocaine
I needed a good pun-induced chuckle today. Thanks @foilarmsandhog 😆
I was so not ready for the war crime joke, I laughed waaay too hard at that😂😨
You guys did RESEARCH, really impressed with all the dutch facts in this one!
Ah, they did so well. I'm so proud of our boys 🤩
"In history, what do u call the area of the Netherlands that was controversially claimed from the sea?" .
As indonesian, this brings the painful memory, but true! 😂😂😂 nice one lads!!!
I used to work close to Vrijthof (where the Andre Rieu concerts are held) and I could tell by the type of costumer who was going to see him, fun times:)
Haha love the sketch! I think the immigrations official should've sounded more like Louis van Gaal 😂
Damn, thats a good idea
My gosh, that would have been brilliant!!!!!
I have just booked my first event ticket in over two years. So excited to finally get to see you guys!!
I bought mine (for Toronto) when they first announced, then put my hands together and prayed things would be a bit more settled by then! 🙏
Ahh! Here it is, the last comment before the gig!!!! Rebecca and I are VERY VERY excited...... If you couldn't tell 😬 Best of luck (not that you'll need it, I'm sure it's going to be hilarious) We'll see ya tomorrow then! (AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)
EEEEEEEKKKK!!!!! Have the best time!!!! So happy for you guys!
“I’ve been looking forward to this”
-Count Dooku
Yaaaay~~ So happy with this one, very on target but also mild for Dutch standards ;p NGL, the Dutch accent sounded a tiny bit German, but we love the Irish so all is forgiven!
PHEW
Too mild indeed, we don't mind a few friendly insults here and there :)
Sure in October however we will get the full load.... I hope
Brilliant as always guys! I saw you in Castlebar a few weeks back! Brilliant and so talented! Thanks for the laughs! You all deserve every bit of success that comes your way! 😂😆👍
Ah! A sketch about my country on my birthday of all days! It was great as always 😁
Happy birthday! 🎂
@@pjp9383 Thank you so much! :)
Golly bit late to the sketch this week .. but had an excuse ..I was on a plane to.. Dublin ..seeing you at vicar St tomorrow and Saturday ..can't wait!! 😆🎈 Great sketch lads ..keep living the dream 😁
We (normally) get lots of Dutch coming to visit New Zealand, I get to meet a few through work, and can honestly say that I've never met a Dutch person I've not liked (maybe the unpleasant ones stay at home). If it's not Dutch, it's not much!!!! Thanks for a snapshot of a wonderful nation x xxxx x
Trust me, we have a few lying around... Overall I guess we're pretty ok. 🙂
"Commit a War crime"
Never I laughed so Hard
Love you guys and your sketches. Always brings a smile on my lip. Much love from denmark 😁
You too Tommy!
You mean your two lips?
I remember going through Dutch immigration for the first time at the Hook. They made me wait for half an hour, standing up, and I had indigestion at the time.
2. The Netherlands is the world's largest exporter per capita of vegetable produce.
7. Flevoland
As a Dutch person, i applaud you for another great sketch.
The thing i reapect the most about this is that they actually make an attempt to do a dutch accent
Yes! Arms really tried his best, and I think it shows!
Wow you actually did it! Awesome 😁. Largest export of the Netherlands is actually XTC/MDMA 🤣
Sssshhh! It's a family show! 😂
Yes, I figured it could be
@@SamFAHntha So buy a family pack ?
So, I'm a little annoyed that you sold out both Toronto and Ottawa a month in advance, and i didn't get tickets...My suggestion is to add a show here in Montréal next time! Glad you're doing so well though.
Hahaha. You guys are the most intelligent entertainers. Love your videos. And thanks to your videos I'm actually learning so much of the different countries :)
Awww! Same here! I really love these ones 😊
haha, don't listen to closely
@@foilarmsandhog meeeeeeh too bad 😆
I'm going to a live show Sunday and I'm so excited!!!!
Brilliant!