Re: The "rollers" being used on autistic kids: Dr. Temple Grandin, who has degrees in both human psychology and animal science, and is autistic herself, wrote a paper about what she calls "deep touch pressure"... it's the principle behind weighted blankets and the like. She even developed a "squeeze machine" (her term) where she could control how much pressure she was being held by, and could start and stop at any time. I think some of these... devices are meant to emulate Grandin's Squeeze Machine, but whether they're successful (or even safe) is another matter.
2:50 “the Ticketmaster situation” is the only thing uniting MCR fans and swifties right now, like some of us are also swifties but all of us are on the same side as them now
Ooh, placing something on Mars to confuse scientists? A ancient looking sign that says, "Welcome to Earth, second planet of our star." Let them freak out about the implications of that.
27:43 For anyone curious, the anime in the post is called Campfire Cooking with My Absurd Skill! It's basically about a salary man in his late 20's being isekai-ed into a high fantasy world with the power of online shopping, meets + befriends a legendary wolf through his cooking and travels around the land living his increasingly crazy life as the world's gods get interested in his abilities. The first season is already out and a second one is in the works (sub and dub is available on UA-cam, you just need to do some digging), I would highly recommend this anime for people that like cooking montages, food, elemental magic fight scenes and light hearted comedy!
"Hashtag ✨Having a life✨" to "Now excuse me while I go listen to a four-hour podcast on Dungeons and Dragons." is the most real thing ever. EDIT ONE: 9:30 DID HE JUST CALL BOOBS "CHESTICLES"???? HELPPPP EDIT TWO: 14:00 is the person in the bottom image Wimblur fucking Sopt??? (spelled wrong for comedy purposes.)
48:16 reminds me of two us city names I’ve learned: first up, we have Accident, Maryland, And then Next to a lake in NM called “Elephant Butte Lake”, there’s a town called Truth Or Consequences, NM.
My husband is the avoidant type. But he would tell me his thoughts in little moments, and then back away. This is my second marriage, and I was struggling with self esteem issues after leaving my first husband who was a serial cheater and physically abusive. I needed those breadcrumbs from my current husband, but I also needed the space to process them. I also realized he wasn't doing it to manipulate me. He was simply speaking his own love language, because that's also what he needed from me. 12 years later and I have regained my own confidence and security that I once tnight was gone.
1:18:39 my understanding is that one of their donors is a woman whose family made billions off the oil industry, but she's a private donor and didn't work in the industry herself (possibly she did work in it as well but doesn't anymore). Also, JSO does a lot of other activism that people would probably agree with... but nobody talks about it. Like chaining themselves up in front of oil execs driveways/protesting near refineries or whatever. It's not JSO turning people against climate activism really, it's the news only reporting on their most contentious activities.
1:31:46 Both my mom and my grandmother had similar surgeries. Mom at 12 years old and grandma at around 51 years old (around 9 years after my mom's). There's a chance I'll need it when older too since my eyelids are "loose". In pictures growing up my eyes looked like the man in this photo when I smiled too big.
1:33:22 not even bollards: note that the space the person drove trough is lacking a concrete abutment. 1:39:51 I follow that twitter account. They specialize in near-future science fiction. The story that got me hooked is how we will be able to pinpoint who killed grandma with Covid by tracking genetic drift.
7:11 Kinda hard to call them an “armed” intruder when you are wielding a sword that is sharp enough to lob their arms off… Castle and Domain laws exist for a reason!
So, if someone says "Hi , I'm gay" , do I ask if it's their name , emotion or sexuality ? It's great that the same word can be used for many different things, but maybe not always a good idea 😅
33:58 the future is so yesterday, when everything is run your way your influence is everywhere, smell innovation on the air you tell me that I’m to ambitious? well I say I don’t care!
isnt the smell of chlorine in a pool caused by the interactrion with urine, so the more the pool smells like chlorine, the more people peed in the pool
i am an accidental comedy
HAHAHAH
No comedy, just an accident
Like the GlaDOS says: tragedy+time=comedy
accidents happen 🦚
Happy little accident
Same feeling when I say something 100% serious and they all start laughing thinking it's a joke
0:56 "O M Me" instead of "O M G" was a pretty good joke
Re: The "rollers" being used on autistic kids: Dr. Temple Grandin, who has degrees in both human psychology and animal science, and is autistic herself, wrote a paper about what she calls "deep touch pressure"... it's the principle behind weighted blankets and the like. She even developed a "squeeze machine" (her term) where she could control how much pressure she was being held by, and could start and stop at any time. I think some of these... devices are meant to emulate Grandin's Squeeze Machine, but whether they're successful (or even safe) is another matter.
2:50 “the Ticketmaster situation” is the only thing uniting MCR fans and swifties right now, like some of us are also swifties but all of us are on the same side as them now
Ooh, placing something on Mars to confuse scientists?
A ancient looking sign that says, "Welcome to Earth, second planet of our star."
Let them freak out about the implications of that.
40:59 It's in German and translates to "Austria. we are doing well here."
33:13 Has to be the greatest collection of words in the wrong context
This came out 11 minutes ago, how did you get that far?
@@NotKirbFromSRB2 I sometimes like to skip ahead
27:43 For anyone curious, the anime in the post is called Campfire Cooking with My Absurd Skill! It's basically about a salary man in his late 20's being isekai-ed into a high fantasy world with the power of online shopping, meets + befriends a legendary wolf through his cooking and travels around the land living his increasingly crazy life as the world's gods get interested in his abilities.
The first season is already out and a second one is in the works (sub and dub is available on UA-cam, you just need to do some digging), I would highly recommend this anime for people that like cooking montages, food, elemental magic fight scenes and light hearted comedy!
There’s nothing accidental about your comedy, Mr. Emkay
"Hashtag ✨Having a life✨"
to
"Now excuse me while I go listen to a four-hour podcast on Dungeons and Dragons."
is the most real thing ever.
EDIT ONE:
9:30 DID HE JUST CALL BOOBS "CHESTICLES"???? HELPPPP
EDIT TWO:
14:00 is the person in the bottom image Wimblur fucking Sopt??? (spelled wrong for comedy purposes.)
0:00 - 40:54 Jack
40:55 - 1:11:16 Damien
1:11:17 - 1:40:13 Jack
thank you.
Thanks
Jack of almost all trades
As of 57:00, there have been 3 occurances of Bri, 24 being a cocktail server from Dallas, TX.
Accidental comedy is the best *kind* of comedy. Especially when Jack is narrating.
48:16 reminds me of two us city names I’ve learned: first up, we have Accident, Maryland,
And then Next to a lake in NM called “Elephant Butte Lake”, there’s a town called Truth Or Consequences, NM.
My husband is the avoidant type. But he would tell me his thoughts in little moments, and then back away. This is my second marriage, and I was struggling with self esteem issues after leaving my first husband who was a serial cheater and physically abusive. I needed those breadcrumbs from my current husband, but I also needed the space to process them. I also realized he wasn't doing it to manipulate me. He was simply speaking his own love language, because that's also what he needed from me. 12 years later and I have regained my own confidence and security that I once tnight was gone.
The subtitle thing is necessary bc for some unholy reason audio mixers in modeeern movies seem to hate actual dialog.
When i saw "The future is so___" the inanimate insanity brainrot kicked in
WAIT REAL
the future is so ystrday (im to lazy to fix my spelling)
God i hate how my brain went “the future is so skibidi”
same 😔😔
@@Conniethesigmawe’re evryting is run yor way
the berlin to warsaw in one tank is actually good
32:55 a- a plant _is_ alive
Yes it is
1:36 He's about to release his new album, "Cracking Eggs."
“cracking eggs?!”
I'm no longer eating chunks of chocolate rn
I hope you enjoyed it 😅
18:07 Near the end of this clip, why did Jack sound like the Werehog from Sonic Unleashed?
The "I don't want to stop" made me giggle
accidental comedy is when youre watching this as an afab person to feel better bc youre crying and 9:26 happens lmao
Why is there a sub “r/teenagersbuthot”? 😭
Thanks for the info i’ll look it up later
what the fuck, but yeah i will too
@@hi-go4gki'm sorry, _w h a t ?_
I’m a Weremouse.
It ain’t wrong. I *_Do_* indeed classify myself as a weremouse.
I’ve been waiting, another upload from you!
1:18:39 my understanding is that one of their donors is a woman whose family made billions off the oil industry, but she's a private donor and didn't work in the industry herself (possibly she did work in it as well but doesn't anymore). Also, JSO does a lot of other activism that people would probably agree with... but nobody talks about it. Like chaining themselves up in front of oil execs driveways/protesting near refineries or whatever. It's not JSO turning people against climate activism really, it's the news only reporting on their most contentious activities.
1:35 He is the walrus. Coo coo ka choo.
The beatles are my fav band lol
Ah you’re a man of culture as well!
(Goo goo g’joob)
I've gotten too old for this.
i woke up with this video fully watched, i was watching a completely different one before falling asleep
We love you guys ❤️
0:48 Why is he not into me? Am I not worthy of him? I just don't see it.
Oh yeah, he isn't gay.
Or is he? * VSauce intro theme *
Actually☝️🤓 there's no way to know😏
@Character.Someone "Homosexuality is an abomination to God"
-the Bible (forgot the verse)
11:51 is an absolute VIOLATION 😆
as a deltarune fan, i just randomly heard "lancer" playing in the background and so i screamed.
23:15
Jack….im gonna need you to rethink your actions.
Their will be some explanations I will be needing
29:45 I did not expect a Minx to sound like a typical Irish guy on a Teusday at 6:59
52:31 Shoving the gear selector into first at highway speed
1:30 can i have the number?
1:01:17 "we're looking for you" it's a hiring poster
fun fact: there was a time in which cuarteto de nos (a quartet) had five members
23:14 24:42 24:50 43:37
16:35. I saw that same sign on a bus, and mentioned how ironic/stupid that was, for where they decided the location of the poster.
41:00 brother in christ thats Austria
51:56 “women are not allowed in this world”
am i going to hell ? 😂😂😂
33:55 Been to Vietnam. Seems about right
Women are stronger threats to men. XD
I LOVE MY PHONE SUGGESTIONS.
20:30 he’s actually being nice and helping her overcome her fear through immersion therapy
39:14. Wow, did not expect to see Dark Viper here!
Have an avian clinic next to a nandos by me. I know where the deceased pet chickens go
Mmmmmm, nandos... all the chickens go straight to my stomach
1:31:46 Both my mom and my grandmother had similar surgeries. Mom at 12 years old and grandma at around 51 years old (around 9 years after my mom's). There's a chance I'll need it when older too since my eyelids are "loose". In pictures growing up my eyes looked like the man in this photo when I smiled too big.
who remembers the THX opening for movies in theaters? I do believe they used a multi speaker box (like the one at 1:25:56)
30:35 oh hey! Fascinating Horror makes an appearance!
im gonna explode
Y e s.
@ explodes
I love Jack bro
He sounds like Stolas but with a deeper voice
I love Jack too. He sounds so sophisticated but he's the most unhinged of them all. Kinda like Stolas
@politemenace5781 LITERALLY
OH MY GOD THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE I ACTUALLY STARTED CHOKING ON MY WATER-
From helluva boss? Lmaooo 😂 ya I can totally see that its the slingshot between distinguished professor to raging fits or deviously smexual😂😂😂
1:33:22 not even bollards: note that the space the person drove trough is lacking a concrete abutment.
1:39:51 I follow that twitter account. They specialize in near-future science fiction.
The story that got me hooked is how we will be able to pinpoint who killed grandma with Covid by tracking genetic drift.
16:30 this goes crazy
1:25:57 What would I play? Either Declare Independence by Bjork or Never Underestimate A Cow depending on my mood.
32:08 I'm not entirely sure that's an accidentalcomedy, I think that could possibly be a oneinamillioncoincidences
2:00 God said Noooo
what have you done?
You're a small bunny boy
Wanna blow up the sun?
7:11 Kinda hard to call them an “armed” intruder when you are wielding a sword that is sharp enough to lob their arms off… Castle and Domain laws exist for a reason!
1:15:02 worst of all its supoosed that Peter explains the joke
27:20 are we not gonna talk about how both of the kids eat human skin?
51:54 "Women are not small men" is what my phone came up with 🤔
So, if someone says "Hi , I'm gay" , do I ask if it's their name , emotion or sexuality ?
It's great that the same word can be used for many different things, but maybe not always a good idea 😅
1:09:02 this shit got me hyperventilating at 1 am in my room
Its accidental comedy for me to be this early
I'm a traitor. XDDD
AGAIN MAN!!!
16:49 fuck yeah central coast mentioned
1:00:11 but why was he hard in the bank 😭
29:45 - That accent... 🤣
OZZY OSBOURNE REFERENCED
52:06 My phone was: "Women are the most important thing to do"
48:19 that’s were I am there is even a spot on some building that says pee pee township, there’s also pee pee creek
Isn’t there also something called Poo Poo Point?
4:14 as a josh, yes you can
thank you
14:01 not the girlfriend biter
nibbler foot
23:15 why do you do this to me. My volume was up pretty high
33:58
the future is so yesterday,
when everything is run your way
your influence is everywhere,
smell innovation on the air
you tell me that I’m to ambitious?
well I say I don’t care!
OH! BOY SYRUP!
4:17 as a representative of the Josh community, i am disturbed by this image
11:26 GREG RENKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
5:12 WTF why are their faces clearly smeared
sometimes its almost intended comedy
Jelly out of ALL thing !?!
20:55 oh god XDDDDDDD
EDIT: 37:41 i would keep that and hand it to that child when they learn about it in school XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
22:43 why does he sound like Stan Pines
51:57 "Women are nowhere near me" 😭😭 what. (For context, I _am_ one.)
0:41 they rly couldn't find a model of the correct size huh
I'm a little bit more concerned than you 😕
0:43 this is close to were I live😳
2:02 HEADPHONE WARNING WOULDVE BEEN NICE
24:49 can someone explain this? i don't get it
isnt the smell of chlorine in a pool caused by the interactrion with urine, so the more the pool smells like chlorine, the more people peed in the pool
Over 12,000 likes in 3 hours, Emkay stayed on. Meanwhile, the fell off joke still fell off on UA-cam, but it did stayed on in Reddit.
There’s only 2k likes
At 12h after u said that
3k in 2 days. Your right in everything except that
8:20 Thats a job hiring for Dennys or Bahama Bucks
41:20 double accidental comedy
Eggman has a 10/10 album
7:55 listed to Ghost man
9:24 Me who is FTM: 🥲 thanks…