An INSANE WIZARD Wants to be Your President (and He's Pro-Gun?)
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The Year is 3047 and the deviant immortal wizard Magius is ruler supreme of these 69 Re-United States. Dark magic, madness and terror reign. The sun hasn’t been seen since that night our Lord King Wizard drank a gallon of Mezcal and ate a whole bag of witch nips. Blood fills the streets… except everyone is certain it hasn’t come from them or anyone they know… where is all this blood coming from?? All the doors lead to your local Chili’s so everyone took to leaving through their windows... until Magius caught on and now all windows lead to a single Ruby Tuesday’s in Sheboygan. The reanimated specter of Nikola Tesla staged a forceful takeover of the car company, Tesla in a violent attack that left the Cyborg Formerly Known as Elon without the use of his plasma penis. The earth is an inverted tesseract and you think that’d be fine if it weren’t for this damned global freezing! The Ascendant Time Council on Blarthogg 5 have traced the source of Magius’ millennium reign and subsequently all this eldritch darkness to a single horrible atrocity… THIS Wizards with Guns comedy sketch!! But don’t worry, not everything's bad in this terrifying hell-scape we call "the now times" (we don't say "the present" anymore): cars are bird-powered now and Taylor Swift is finally in a relationship with someone she says she’ll never break up with and write a mediocre album about! ...I just wish it wasn’t my dad...
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin MacLeod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance
#Election2020 #Sketch #Comedy
Which FICTIONAL character are YOU voting for?!
BALROG OF MORGOTH FOR PRES.
Mammoth of space
..Mageus obviously, and not just because I'm afraid of being turned inside out. He has a master's in women studies!
Bill
I wanna see Usidore and Magius get into a debate that very quickly devolves into a slap fight over which bird is best.
Mageus doesn't care what the polls say, he knows his staff is bigger than anyone else's pole.
And he is the poll
I hope he pays them well
A vote for Magius is a vote for a cocaine elemental in every mustache!
Agreed
I’m in.
May Magius have mercy on our staches.
Vote Daniels
Still a better candidate than the politicians we have, amiright guys? Seriously, am I right? Mageus strapped a voter suppression clamp onto my head which fries my brain whenever I try to learn about any of the other candidates so I literally have zero political knowledge.
No its just he's a better option then the public candidates, I'm still voting for my cat
@@benzehunteer7411 I'd vote for a fish tbh.
Is a consumption of another candidate allowed in the debates?
@@benzehunteer7411It damn well should be
He is more upfront about what he does. Better that then a lying hypocrite.
Mageus , can you elaborate on when you said “I have a gun, I’m in control”?
I’m not sure you want that. His supporting point for that argument is just to shoot whoever asks
When you think about it, that's the best gun control of all. It's really enough to make a man cry...mostly because me and my, as well as every other, family is now a hostage.
@@Wizards_with_Guns Mageus, do you think shooting me will stop me?
Muahahahahaahaahaaa. Mwahahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
"Toad fraud" being a legitimate issue in the wizarding world is a hilarious concept, I'm stealing that lol
Dammit. I saw Magius’ name on the ballot, but I just assumed that was some local third party candidate. That really gets my goat.
Just don’t let Magius get your goat. He’ll sacrifice it for a dark ritual that will grant him limitless power and endless pasta and breadsticks
@@Wizards_with_Guns free bread sticks? for a goat? . . . i'll be back to let you know how it goes
@@moonshine3863How did it go?
@@MeeBacon well I got the bread sticks, but I now have to roomate with a demon. Which I don't mind for reasons 😏
@@moonshine3863 what “reasons”
“I thought you believed in gun control”
“I do, I believe I should control the gun”
Unironically the stance of most politicians
@@OK-yy6qz more comfortable subjugating the peons when we can't shoot back.
HOW DARE HE TRY AND ALTER THE NATIONAL EGG
Frasier is a great show totally worth Frank and Mitch's sacrifice
...agreed
The rolling news on the bottom. XD
“The McRib is back with a twist! And this time, it’s angry”
I can back a candidate that knows his way around Bird Law
I don't know. Is he even a bird friend?
He wants to change OUR NATIONAL EGG!
uuhh filibuster ?
I for one volunteer to be the first candidate for man on the Sun by 2030
You're application has been accepted. Can you start Monday?
Ooo me too!
His stance on abortion had me in stiches
he has my vote, literally, please give it back
Another rainy day here at the Sun Colonies smh... the weather truly never does surprise us...
I’m going through a shitty time in my life right now and you guys make me laugh so hard every time! Keep up the amazing work. When I get out of debt I’m joining your patreon!
You guys are really great. You definitely deserve more subs.
Thank you! You're great!
I finally thought they were going to integrate our bird schools :(
Can we get some more news clips from the future like the west Korea vs China 2 debacle, I’d like to know how to protect my triangulum fortresses.
I think Mageus is going to have to be my write-in for this election
China 2 is cool and all but I hear that China: Revelations is planning a surprise attack
Hi Frank
hi
This is the good good juice I need injected into my bloodstream.
squirt squirt 💦
But what is the Sun weather forecast? You cut it off. I need to know, wanna go there on holiday.
...sunny
0:47 had us in the first half not gonna lie
You guys should do a radio station skit, but the jingle goes on for way too long.
Love your stuff guys! Not many channels get me to laugh as you guys do!
Oh boy I sure will be voting for him as a proud member of the United States of America and _not_ a British spy. Gosh I do hate tea and love guns. What say we go skateboard with eagles like any good American would? I love playing Soccer and _American_ football! My favourite coffee? Americano, because I am definitely an American
everybody gansta till Magius become president
Did Mageus make a Jojo reference 1:28
If Kanye doesn't run, he's got my vote
Qualifications:
-Warden of the Obsidian Gate.
-Crucible of the Void Star.
-Masters in Woman Studies.
We are in good hands.
Switch those Lips!
Switch those Lips!
Switch those Lips!
Switch those Lips!
👊👊👏👊👊👏👊👊👏
I make damn sure to like every video you beautiful boys put out. Some day we will defeat Algorithmus!
Haha yes! thanks for noticing!
Well, at least he's honest about his policies...
RIP Frank and Mitch
Well hs been in control for 1000 year and thier sun colonies without any slavery
Honestly, I think he might actually be a good leader
Update I just realize from 2020. I think he might be more mentally stable in the current president.
I, for one, will vote for Magius and move to the new Island-State of Texas, where the Rattlesnake Lord reigns supreme.
Typical wizards, always trying to close the moon door. He's lost the sorcerer vote!
I woke up to this in my recommended. It’s been a great morning.
Missed you Mageus, you got my vote!
"Put a man on the sun by 2030" sounds like a direct quote from Elon Musk
Well cant really get much worse with the current/past/future candidates...
Whats your stance on muggles?
CHANGE THE NATIONAL EGG 🥚
I wish this was the story of my life!
Imagine if a conspiracy theorists became president. Now he can't trust himself 🤣
Vote early, vote often, and remember: every vote for Magius is a vote completely thrown away.
First man on the sun in 2030 eh?
He never said anything about said man being intact and whole. Or alive. Technically it can be done.
Magieus can have my soul any day.
Lmfao. "I have a gun and I'm in control" ngl I might steal that one day. Hahaha
Okay. If I decide to run for president I will be using this video as a campaign ad. Better a sane wizard than an insane wizard am I right????????????????????????
Sounds like god kimg Wyatt Halliwell from charmed I've talked about, decided to run for president 😂
Slavery is still legal for prisoners in America so... No reason not to abolish slavery maybe..?
Here's a question from Mageus, has he ever spoken to our almighty lord and savior Cthulhu? If so, what is his opinion of him, just, be careful with your answer, Cthulhu is watching.
it's election year! time for all the topical skits to resurface again
"Simple! I have a gun, i'm in control!" - Mageus (The #1 best wizard i have ever seen)
3:14 THATS MY PRESIDENT!!!!! 🧙♂️
Reading campaign strategies from the Obamanomicon wasn't a great move
Switch my lips daddy mage!
This is the best one you guys have done in a while. Love it.
He had my vote up until he said he was gonna increase my income Texas.
Real issues witch nippery
This was amazing.
Earth Nation Ceramics no... you’re amazing
His aversion to Christmas makes sense now.
This video is like the part of the song/movie where they say the title.
It did he start Frasier though?
I'm gonna keep watching your videos until Magius is elected as eternal president
I just realized the newscast language is the language from dead space. If so, what the hell does "X3FASLC 34 109ISK B3 549NV G" mean??
It means it’s a missed opportunity to write something funny for people like you who would translate it - I MEAN - It’s a cipher! You’re getting closer! You just need the key!
Mageus 2020
hes only pro-gun because hes had to face a werewolf before
This wizard has big Onceler energy and I am loving it.
i for one the moondoor should stay open.
I seriously subscribed not even 10 minutes ago and then I got a notification for this
Thanks for joining the team! You can collect your wand and gun after orientation and the meet-and-greet spaghetti lunch
What a stance!
You have my vote 🏴
Finally an honest president he has my vote.
Based wizard
This is giving Vermin Supreme vibes 😂😂😂
vermin supreme
Still the best candidate, he has my vote!
all hail Magius :3
3:27 should we tell him there's more to the line of succession than that?
This may be heresy, but I think he's a better god king emperor then that of the one for the imperium of man in 40 K
Mageus vs Kanye
Quality gun control policy
Isn't this basically just WarHammer 40k lore?
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He truly is a Wizard with guns
Fuck it, I'd vote for Mageus. At least he's upfront about his lunacy.
I hate that he'd actually have a chance.
I mean at least he's honest about his positions unlike most politicians...
2:48 just take it already!
I mean im voting for him
ballready bvoted bfor bhim
Fuck I need to change my vote
I appreciate his stance.
Help my arms are short :(
2:58 spamton vibes
Y'all need to audition for Lorne Michaels already
We auditioned for Porne Michaels and got the job! He has a really nice couch
my wizard hat is larger