When Your Hotline Number is Too Close to 911...

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  • Опубліковано 14 вер 2018
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    Intro song produced by Kevin Macleod
    Outro song- Lord of the Land by Kevin Macleod
    Written and Directed by:
    Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance
    #Wizards #Sketch #Comedy
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  • @pIatyperson
    @pIatyperson 5 років тому +1752

    THE GATES OF TARTARUS SWING BOTH WAYS, RON

  • @beggingbugger
    @beggingbugger 2 роки тому +1202

    I unironically would love for a podcast like this to exist.

    • @orangejuice5435
      @orangejuice5435 Рік тому +26

      I feel like they'd give really good dadly advice.

    • @paulinxm8201
      @paulinxm8201 8 місяців тому +15

      ​​@@orangejuice5435 "He's old, he's manly, he's deadly... He's dadly."
      Dadly father, already on theaters.

  • @thahomiegonzo4021
    @thahomiegonzo4021 2 роки тому +217

    "I Forgot My Grenade In A School Bus"
    Best. Vocal. Exercise. EVER!!!

  • @rebeccarisk1772
    @rebeccarisk1772 2 роки тому +766

    I really love these characters, I would love to see them again!

  • @taikwin
    @taikwin 4 роки тому +595

    If Weird Al and Val Kilmer got together to make a UA-cam channel, this would be it.

  • @SuperMrHiggins
    @SuperMrHiggins 9 місяців тому +254

    I actually want to say, there were a few years in the early oughts where my parents number was one number off from a nearby battered wives shelter. So we would always get calls from guys trying to talk to the women they had abused. The quick 180 their attitude made when they realized we didn't give af was astounding.

    • @SuperMrHiggins
      @SuperMrHiggins 9 місяців тому +113

      "I would never hurt her, let me talk to her" to "How dare you, I'll fucking find you and kill you." actually happened a few times. I was about 12-14 during this, I did not treat these abusers with kindness. Shame on me for that, but more shame on them for beating their partners n children.

    • @SuperMrHiggins
      @SuperMrHiggins 9 місяців тому +50

      They literally "missed a button"

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality 6 місяців тому +32

      ​@@SuperMrHigginsnah you did nothing wrong

    • @TheBlueBaron
      @TheBlueBaron 5 місяців тому +7

      When you say it “actually happened a few times”, do you mean that those people actually found you and tried to kill you? Because if so, that’s deeply concerning.

    • @sqwooshy
      @sqwooshy 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@youngnoodle1963 how can you say that as if women want to be abused? People can end up in abusive relationships due to many things, being drawn to abuse from trauma etc. is not the same as being aroused by or consenting to it. Women (or men) in abusive relationships dont actually want to be abused, and blaming them for what someone does to them is awful. Consensual pain like bdsm is a totally separate thing, its all about consent and being abused is not consensual.

  • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
    @AAAAAA-nw1tx 2 роки тому +172

    THE GATES OF TAARTATUS SWING BOOTH WAAAYS, RO-

  • @awkwardukulele6077
    @awkwardukulele6077 2 роки тому +924

    “I forgot to take my insulin shot, someone get me a candy bar”. This is the exact opposite of what you’re supposed to do when you’re diabetic, and that kinda makes it funnier that way 😂

    • @weasley7273
      @weasley7273 2 роки тому +42

      Except when your blood sugars low

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 2 роки тому +227

      @@weasley7273 if they forgot to take their insulin, their blood sugar wouldn’t be low at all; it would be high. Eating a candy bar then would make it MORE high, making the problem worse.
      Edit: lol bar, not jar

    • @HansBelphegor
      @HansBelphegor 2 роки тому +3

      @@weasley7273 if you have low blood sugar... you don't take insulin

    • @weasley7273
      @weasley7273 2 роки тому +57

      Shite, thanks for clear up lads!

    • @DavidTheGuy239
      @DavidTheGuy239 Рік тому

      Yea! You gonna die? Have something sweet, before your bodies blood supply gets so pouted with sugar that your heart fails!

  • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
    @AAAAAA-nw1tx 2 роки тому +322

    So many good quotes in this video, even more than your other ones
    "MY FURY KNOOWS NO BOOUNDS, RONATHAN"

    • @urlilreincloud
      @urlilreincloud 2 роки тому +10

      "G-get out of the trash, ron"

    • @WG55
      @WG55 Рік тому +1

      "Cheese and crackers!"

    • @largefam3109
      @largefam3109 3 місяці тому

      I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds

  • @blackbaggerlolol1
    @blackbaggerlolol1 Рік тому +83

    The Hokey-Pokey method was unironically great.

    • @-Atme
      @-Atme Місяць тому

      It actually helped me a few times

  • @sauskeuzumaki121
    @sauskeuzumaki121 5 років тому +104

    I forgot my grenade on a schoolbus

  • @insanitysymphony9175
    @insanitysymphony9175 Рік тому +58

    I'm 90% sure Ron is a raccoon

    • @0hNothing
      @0hNothing 6 місяців тому +4

      get out of the trash ron!

  • @frankhowie2877
    @frankhowie2877 5 років тому +75

    I lost it at Ronathon

  • @explosify5035
    @explosify5035 Рік тому +40

    I was expecting one of them or Ron to have a heart attack from an overdose on "chill pills" and to end up calling the talk show, only to realize as the person dies, that that was the issue all along

  • @ErdrickHero
    @ErdrickHero 9 місяців тому +29

    From today, dialing 999 won't get you the emergency services -and that's not the only thing that's changing.

  • @Zephyrius8
    @Zephyrius8 3 місяці тому +6

    Marcy is a hppy customer atleast.

  • @eliproductions8507
    @eliproductions8507 12 днів тому +2

    “People are dying!” “Dying to hear our advice!”

  • @DereliqueMahBAWLS
    @DereliqueMahBAWLS 3 роки тому +213

    Watched this a few times and finally get why people “prank call”

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  3 роки тому +93

      Haha yeah we could’ve made it a bit more clear

    • @DereliqueMahBAWLS
      @DereliqueMahBAWLS 3 роки тому +79

      @@Wizards_with_Guns nah you guys made it pretty clear haha I honestly felt dumb I didn’t put it together

    • @dickeaterOCE
      @dickeaterOCE 8 місяців тому

      I still not getting

    • @JacksHardenedLiver
      @JacksHardenedLiver 9 днів тому

      It's clear if you live in the states​@@Wizards_with_Guns

  • @JuxCordaus
    @JuxCordaus 3 роки тому +32

    Still one of my favorites.

  • @sammy6169
    @sammy6169 4 роки тому +64

    I think the hardest part might have been pulling off that high five without looking.

  • @AnnalieseMiddleton-hg7mm
    @AnnalieseMiddleton-hg7mm Місяць тому +2

    “MY FURY KNOWS NO BOUNDS RONATHAN”

  • @thedmedina
    @thedmedina 11 місяців тому +24

    Ron my patience is wearing thin. I will not be able to contain myself much longer. If you know what's best for you Ron don't let another prankster get through lest the hand of the devil reaches up from below and drags you to hell

  • @wokekoala3888
    @wokekoala3888 5 років тому +137

    masterpiece. whoever these guys are, they are doing it right.

  • @TheRainbowBroX
    @TheRainbowBroX 2 роки тому +32

    As a radio show producer I can confirm this is accurate.

  • @user-jj2tr4pi3z
    @user-jj2tr4pi3z 9 місяців тому +8

    Being number neighbours with the emergency line seems stressful .

  • @frother
    @frother 4 роки тому +75

    I'm embarrassed that it took me until the third prank call to realize what was going on XD

  • @JoshCold
    @JoshCold 2 роки тому +23

    THIS IS AMAZING, THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS, AND YOU NEED MORE SUBSCRIBERSSS

  • @evanlacagnina3963
    @evanlacagnina3963 Місяць тому +1

    4:37 Oh my gosh I have never laughed harder

  • @joshdoesthingsallthetime
    @joshdoesthingsallthetime 3 роки тому +85

    The first 10 seconds of this skit are the best 10 seconds in comedy history

  • @jameshogan8637
    @jameshogan8637 3 роки тому +15

    i’ve never heard anyone else call someone ronathon

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 2 роки тому +7

    [The OUTRO]
    Hearing intense music while they sit there and do absolutely nothint is hilarious.

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Рік тому +5

    I’ve memorised the intro to this video…
    Don Cheadle tattle tailed on a beetle
    Dr. Spock dropped a crock pot with his socks on
    I forgot my grenade in a school bus

  • @grantskidmore6921
    @grantskidmore6921 3 роки тому +9

    Every second is gold

  • @doncomputer5931
    @doncomputer5931 6 місяців тому +10

    1:43 that call felt like it was going completely crazy but that was actually a really creative way of helping them out

  • @darksideofevil13
    @darksideofevil13 11 місяців тому +5

    The Marcy part was great.

  • @maxmyzer9172
    @maxmyzer9172 5 місяців тому +2

    this is why they dont give just anyone a 3-digit number

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy 4 місяці тому +3

    RONATHAN!!!

  • @SwervinJirvin
    @SwervinJirvin 5 років тому +18

    You guys are hilarious!

  • @revu34
    @revu34 2 роки тому +8

    Bill! I spilled the chill pills next to the window sill! And I'm feeling very ill 🤒

  • @ludgeisatmcdonalds
    @ludgeisatmcdonalds 5 років тому +12

    this is amazing

  • @ShotByFemto
    @ShotByFemto 5 місяців тому +2

    Netflix has to work with these guys. I'd love to see them advertised next to something like I Think You Should Leave

  • @Scarfy101
    @Scarfy101 Рік тому +6

    i laughed way too hard at the end when they realized their error

  • @bartender.official
    @bartender.official 2 роки тому +5

    I’m so dumb the pranksters are in trouble and mean to call 911

  • @Sam-gz5ym
    @Sam-gz5ym Рік тому +3

    “I forgot my grenade in a school bus”
    Same….

  • @classCexplosive
    @classCexplosive Рік тому +5

    That ending was solid gold

  • @kingdonut6675
    @kingdonut6675 6 місяців тому +2

    The gum ball thing was brilliant!

  • @justpassingby298
    @justpassingby298 2 роки тому +14

    like an actual podcast, this was the longest 10 minutes of my lfie

  • @SadBadge
    @SadBadge Рік тому +7

    You guys are brilliant. How you come up with these ideas???

  • @dietdrano1059
    @dietdrano1059 5 років тому +6

    Baybe i will take a chill pill , Bill

  • @jonocross8897
    @jonocross8897 4 роки тому +9

    Yo this is epic

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Рік тому +4

    Whenever mike says… anything, I die. He breaks into my home and goes *MY FURY KNOWS NO BOUNDS* and I drop dead. And then I un-die so I can watch the rest of the video

  • @chkndnts
    @chkndnts 9 місяців тому +3

    This is adorable loved the marcie bit

  • @debbiemartin462
    @debbiemartin462 9 місяців тому +2

    MY FURY KNOWS NO BOUNDS, RONATHAN

  • @joeunderdog
    @joeunderdog 10 місяців тому +1

    Great one!

  • @incognitoast466
    @incognitoast466 5 років тому +6

    7:17 Wokanda Forever!!! XD

  • @DarkSmugLoser
    @DarkSmugLoser 2 місяці тому +1

    Perfection

  • @clickbaitey8244
    @clickbaitey8244 5 місяців тому +2

    A better number to cause less confusion might be 9111 😎

  • @dummyquiccc9695
    @dummyquiccc9695 Рік тому +2

    I would listen to this podcast.

  • @tobbert2056
    @tobbert2056 Місяць тому +1

    I love Michael’s vaguely Irish accent

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez03 Місяць тому

    I will call my future soon Ronathan

  • @matthewgerlach5775
    @matthewgerlach5775 7 місяців тому +1

    Feckin Ron letting all the pranksters on

  • @biksuuu
    @biksuuu 2 роки тому +1

    I love this video

  • @Internalpapercut
    @Internalpapercut Рік тому +3

    Thy really did indirectly killed so many people

  • @22burnsie
    @22burnsie Рік тому +3

    I think it’s about time for Bill and Gill to come back again, please and thanks

  • @OtsileM
    @OtsileM 3 роки тому +2

    Oh Marcy

  • @wiggletonthewise2141
    @wiggletonthewise2141 5 місяців тому +2

    People are dying, dying for our advice!

  • @BuckFunky
    @BuckFunky Рік тому +3

    I was banned from reddit by saying "the only good nazi is a dead nazi" on a post asking what the best quote from a video game was.
    What do?

  • @bandit60g25
    @bandit60g25 4 місяці тому +1

    love the ymca cover xd

  • @AWildTes
    @AWildTes Рік тому

    The third caller is 100% shaggy! Hear the enlonged r’s in,“It’s real eager.”

  • @Evski-if4gn
    @Evski-if4gn Місяць тому +1

    Pass the peach!

  • @jaklopball7810
    @jaklopball7810 Рік тому +7

    how do so many people keep dialing 912 instead of 911

    • @Leo-sd3jt
      @Leo-sd3jt 6 місяців тому +1

      I think most of those were prank calls since Ron is the call screener and he didn't bother to let the callers know that this isn't 911...or he did and they tricked him

  • @FoxesInBoots
    @FoxesInBoots 2 роки тому +1

    great lakes? like, wisconsin? YEEEAAAHAHHH WISCONSIN, LETS GO

  • @DrBagPhD
    @DrBagPhD 4 місяці тому +1

    Genuinely upset there isn't a full version of Kevin's YMCA organ cover.

  • @TheSixOfSwords
    @TheSixOfSwords Місяць тому

    Yeah.

  • @judeclymer4102
    @judeclymer4102 8 місяців тому

    Not sure if you check old comments, but where di you get the flat cap from, I love the material! Keep up the good work.

  • @jtktomb8598
    @jtktomb8598 5 років тому +34

    Hello, my predicament is your lack of subscribers

  • @spookycaovuki
    @spookycaovuki Рік тому

    I love how sometimes they sound like shaggy

  • @closetclockyoutube
    @closetclockyoutube Рік тому +1

    its fun to stay at the ymca

  • @andy-1998
    @andy-1998 Рік тому +1

    Yeah...

  • @PaytonNPug
    @PaytonNPug 8 місяців тому +1

    I’m stuck in an atm

  • @gyroscope915
    @gyroscope915 Рік тому +3

    The fact people didn't get the joke is really depressing

  • @eyeballheadinalabcoat
    @eyeballheadinalabcoat 2 роки тому +3

    Could you make a reverse of this sketch sometime?

  • @LadyPallas
    @LadyPallas 2 місяці тому +2

    lol is the intro music YMCA?

  • @papagigante5911
    @papagigante5911 Рік тому +3

    was that an isaip reference at 4:36 ?

  • @lorenzo42p
    @lorenzo42p 2 роки тому

    audio levels

  • @talonkaine7121
    @talonkaine7121 10 місяців тому +1

    David robinson!

  • @carterlogue3234
    @carterlogue3234 4 місяці тому

    Kind of think , it would have been a bit funnier if they tried to give advice on the predicaminstead of just yelling at them

  • @azraelvrykolakas157
    @azraelvrykolakas157 4 дні тому

    So uh... surprised 912 wasn't taken. How far north do these characters live.

  • @transformers6129
    @transformers6129 Рік тому +1

    Ronald Donald Mcdonald jr

  • @byleth7757
    @byleth7757 11 місяців тому +5

    maybe so many people were ready to call in but typo'd and called 911 instead of 912 LOL

  • @Chiaros
    @Chiaros Рік тому

    Hey, I have the exact same ship

  • @KenWojcik
    @KenWojcik Місяць тому

    Does anyone know the name of the song for the intro of the call show? It sounds like YMCA by Village People but I don’t know the exact version

  • @jackoe1246
    @jackoe1246 7 місяців тому

    BRO IS THAT Qixir

  • @joeunderdog
    @joeunderdog 10 місяців тому +1

    But really what kind of advice could they give, like the one where he was robbed could’ve been one

  • @Ginfeldi
    @Ginfeldi 2 місяці тому

    They should've used 913

  • @NathanBoehm
    @NathanBoehm 6 місяців тому +3

    This is probably why phone dialogs always say "If this is an emergency, hang up and dial 911."

  • @King_of_Cards
    @King_of_Cards Рік тому +2

    cant believe there is only 93 comments on this gem

  • @Geilolp.
    @Geilolp. Рік тому +2

    I‘m so sad

  • @JoshWitte
    @JoshWitte 7 місяців тому +1

    Nice huevos 👈😎

  • @noahsnation2433
    @noahsnation2433 2 роки тому +1

    Was the intro just ymca