"The man or beast that I run from ain't been born, and his mama's already dead." Most badass quote in the world by a man clutching a shaky chihuahua lol
Reminds of the nice old man whose dog was dragged in the water by a gator and he jumped in the water and fought the dog out of the mouth of the gator.. It ended happily
I saw "Wedding Crashers" accidentally. I bought a ticket for "Grizzly Man" and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Because that's the thing about bear attacks, they come when you least expect it. ~Dwight Schrute
Not sure if it was "courage" or "foolhardiness" maybe both.......still, respect a man for doing what he has to do.....and thinking "to hell with the odds".
.....And this is why I don't want to leave the Bay Area for inland California. I've been to Sacramento twice before, my uncles owned a place there, there's still distant relatives there, but I don't want to deal with the desertedness that is Sacramento and inland California. The city life has everything.
"The man or beast that I run from ain't been born, and his mama's already dead."
Most badass quote in the world by a man clutching a shaky chihuahua lol
Leah Banks u have a good ear for quotes
Leah Banks idiocy and heroics are sinonymous words, it generaly takes one to have the other
The amount of love people have for their pets is unrivaled.
robison87 Pets are like children to most of us
robison87 My doggies make me laugh and smile every single day of my life....People just make me mad
robison87 i would defend my black lab with my life. she is my world.
So true, I love my dogs more then society :(
"The man or beast I run from ain't been born and it's mama's already dead." Ladies and Gentlemen, that says everything you need to know.
JWitt30 AGREED lol
I once slapped a mosquito.
***** I threw a rock at a squirrel
***** HA LOL
***** How dare you I'm calling animal control on you.
Well, never touch a man's Chihuahua.
manliest man alive
SnorkFlirt
then today is the day a homosexual man out man'd the rest of us heterosexual
SnorkFlirt
#SuperMadAndBad
Monky120893 sus
Chuck Norris's dad
Daniel L. P.
Chuck Norris is 75, this must be his brother.
That's Mark Twain.
True dat
”You're not going to sacrifice my baby for some damn bear” LMAO XD
There are legends:
Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
And now there is:
Carl Moore.
I love the juxtaposition of the crotchety old man and the sweet little dog. Priceless.
Welcome to the Salty Platoon, How tough are ya'?
there is no such thing as an Ex-Marine. This guy is awesome.
Once a Marine, Always a Marine.
What a guy, he seems fucking crazy, but he clearly loves his dog
Damn good thing that bear survived or we have never heard this story. He's the one who called the news.
What a grizzly situation. I personally would have found this difficult to bear.
I'm getting the sense this was a drug induced hallucination.
Chuck Norris just met his match
The caption they used when they interviewed the friend was epic : "saw Carl punch bear."
I heard this story on Bay News 9 here in Florida today and I immediately grabbed my phone to find a video of it. That man has my respect!
that's a real man.
Reminds of the nice old man whose dog was dragged in the water by a gator and he jumped in the water and fought the dog out of the mouth of the gator.. It ended happily
That bear is coming back with his hommies.
One time, I stepped on an ant.
I thought the right to bear arms was enough protection, but now i want the right to human arms
Sounds better than Mayweather vs Pacquiao
The bear is probably talking to his friends like "Hey guys,ya'know that lil dog over by Carl's house.......don't fuck with it..............."
As a representative of the Bear community, this was a hate crime.
lol, and then I started cussing the bear out "ARGUEGEGEMGEKS"
He looks and sounds exactly like Jeff Bridges.
lol damn thats one bad dude. be one hell of a grampa
That bear is NEVER coming back, Carl!
I saw "Wedding Crashers" accidentally. I bought a ticket for "Grizzly Man" and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Because that's the thing about bear attacks, they come when you least expect it. ~Dwight Schrute
The news anchor is trying so hard to not laugh and keep it together.
What a contrast, as he cuddles his chihuahua.
0:34 Now thats a quote! love it.
That dog will never pee in the house again! And will prob make that guy breakfast... WOW!
I had to do a double take. I have a chihuahua, Chloe, that looks exactly like Lacey. Amazing. I would punch a bear too to protect my chihuahuas.
Never mess with a mountain man.
I want to have a beer with THIS guy.
Not sure if it was "courage" or "foolhardiness" maybe both.......still, respect a man for doing what he has to do.....and thinking "to hell with the odds".
Too bad the Colbert Report isn't around for this story ... looks like Carl has put bears on notice, too ...
Somebody needs to autotune this guy into a song.
What a bad ass!!! Go gramps!
it was probably a black bear bear. you can charge at them and they will run. but if it was a brown bear, old Carl would be dead right now.
Sounds like he might have punched a bear cub. lol
Screw the Mayweather and Pacquiao fight, I wanna see Carl fight.
The only thing that could have made this better would be if had a cigarette in his mouth while wearing a wife beater with a NASCAR trucker hat on
probably an adolescent bear who still has no idea how to intimidate
I ain't never ran from a person and I damn sho ain't bout to pick today to start runnin'
Get money -Lil Wayne
BEAR brawl don't mess with Carl...lol
Cannot wait to see Carl Moore in expendables 4.
the bear was probably confused as to whether carl was looking at him or something else off in the distance
Grandpa FTW ! (Fist Thrown after Windup)
I wonder if his friend did a Rick Grimes voice: Get in the house Coral!
I love this old bastard xD
Mike Tyson wouldn't have no ball to give such punch
ifoxrider ur lying
he rules!!
Wow, Jeff Bridges really let himself down
This man should team up with the North Carolina man who saw Bigfoot.
I ran from a mouse once
the man or beast i'm afraid of ain't been born and his momma is already dead.....EPIC QUOTE lolol
He's one hell of a Rip Taylor impersonator as well.
.....And this is why I don't want to leave the Bay Area for inland California. I've been to Sacramento twice before, my uncles owned a place there, there's still distant relatives there, but I don't want to deal with the desertedness that is Sacramento and inland California. The city life has everything.
Fuck I love the Internet!
Thug life right here
Bravo Carl!
Bravo grandpa !
The bear is off in a barn somewhere in soviet russia training like in rocky 4
let the bear tell his side of the story.
Shouldn't that be "former marine?"
But first...You must fight the bear!
whens the movie come out?
Trevor? He can do anything
1:11 PUT IT ON 0.5 SPEED
0:09 I thought I was being attacked by Rip Taylor:)
The guy speaking sounds kind of like Jontron
Ha-ha. He didn't live in Russia.
You just need to hear bear in the forest to teleport back home.
Ron Burgundy in 2035!
Oh..shit!
This guy...
He got dem krazy eyes
Says him
Did he eat any wild beef jerky first? Maybe it was bigfoot and not a bear. I did like the way he third personed himself at the end.
Takamura-san ?!
Forget Mayweather Pacquiao! I want to see this go down!
Pre sweeps
Well i once hit a bear with an RKO but i aint bragging
Takamura?
Still a better fight than Mayweather vs Pacquiao.
Carls and chihuahuas and bears Oh my!
We need a songify no? lol
This guy is a boss!
Lol these news guys are awesome!
Damn, I spanked my gerbil once and got bit real bad! What's he eat for breakfast?
No chihuahua I've ever met is worth the trouble. Let the bear eat.
Coooooral! Hit the bear Coral!
theparodyfactory1 , where ya at?
"A vulnerable opponent" hahaha
He is a bear beater. What did the bear ever do to him? Nothing.
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAH HE PUNCHED A BEAR IN THE FACE
Bad,Bad Carl's Wound
Baddest Man in the Whole Damned Town
Badder than an Old Black Bear,
Meaner Than a Starvin Mangy Mare