Yeah, tis a bit odd. It seems like those sections that seem harder just so happen to be things he has more experience with, and maybe he struggles with the easier sections because of some ADD that prevents him from maintaining his composure? It's all very assumed on my part, but it's also very comical the tragedy of his skewed skill set.
But chat will make fun of him if he uses a shield. And we don't want that, chat is normally so nice and doesn't already make fun of jerma for everything already anyway.
He brings up his issues with the Souls series by talking about his son smoking weed and just naturally drifts to utter nonsense and then never finishes his original point.
@@qorso That’s actually a pretty common take a lot of Souls fans have. Love ‘em to death, but wouldn’t really recommend them to anyone ‘cause of how different they are to any other game out there.
Take a shot everytime an enemy finishes their attack and instead of using the time to attack, Jerma rolls way to late to dodge the attack that already missed
I don't know how but I could watch Jerma play FromSoft games until the end of time. He becomes some sort of godlike standup comedian while playing them
I love that he realizes that the Great Dog Bone is what is causing him trouble but then he immediately will get so mad about something else that he forgets to switch out.
Right? Even if we know it would be a breeze for him. It would be cool to hear what he thought while going through the game for the first time as he can tell us while he plays
5:25:53 Jerma complaining about the kick and that it should be on left stick is so funny considering he complained about crouch being on left stick in Elden Ring. He even unbound left sick, the same way he wishes he could unbound kick lmao he just can’t help himself
It's so funny that he's constantly afraid despite making a build with the idea of bumrushing and smacking things with a big stick. He just cannot play aggressively and use the giant club to his advantage
@@DocJamesH can, doesn't mean will. Give yourself enough unique things to do and you'll be fine. The issue is when you try to do something different without changing anything, that's insanity.
@@bigboy4137 it's called UA-cam Vanced. I use it, highly recommend it one Jermamite to another. If you want to support individual editors and creators, get on theor patreon directly donate a dollar when you get the chance. But don't don't subject yourself to... Eugh. *Advertisements.*
i’m fucking addicted to these jerma fromsoft streams, can’t stop rewatching em. they’re just so uniquely entertaining to watch when he’s playing them. just wish that he’d streamed bb and ds2, too :(
@@morganfreeman5260 More like Elden Reusing assets to save on time and costs, which is a normal thing in game development, and is neither a unique thing to Elden Ring nor a negative aspect of the game.
One of my favorite things about this is when you cut back to his Crystal Sage battle in Dark Souls 3 and he immediately starts complaining about the forward and R1 move
@@we-must-live i don't think any entertainer should need to use a certain build or play a certain way unless its the only way forward, always far more interesting to see something new don't you think
@@rustyshacklefordposter of course - my point is, like jerma mentioned in one of his dark souls streams, half of twitch chat is screaming at him to do X, while the other half of chat is pleading with him to NOT do X... what do you do, given that predicament?
I don’t like the implication here. That you maybe have better things to spend your time on. That life somehow gets better than Jerma. You think you’re better than Jerma? 🤬
madlad, thank you for 7 hours of this. Now I just have to hide it from my friends that I wont watch 1 season of a show they keep telling me to watch, but I'll watch 7 hours of Jerma long edits LOL.
just gonna edit this with my favorite moments 40:30 "overconfidence is a slow and insane killer" 59:04 the fear 1:01:57 glitch blast and zap 1:21:37 2:01:30 steel stone cooking 2:17:41 soft wow 2:20:34 inventory management 2:28:05 CLASSIC 2:46:34 bro is geekin 3:24:20 new boss, wonder what it is... 4:04:25 almost stuck to almost stuck to horror 4:06:01 4:27:54 he's losing it monkaW 4:36:42 5:02:58 looney tunes death 5:15:27 an impeccable dodge 5:45:51: bro is geekin pt. 2 6:51:55
He super deserves it after that first try blind flamelurker, and im honestly ecstatic he actually used the thing because its so perfect for his burgerboy brain
Dude, your Dark Souls highlights became my favorite video on UA-cam. Now, I mean it when I say you've outdone yourself, since this has become my new favorite!
adore how at part 5-1 part 2 he discovered he learned what blood glucose is but completely misinterpreted it as intelligence and knowledge being sapped from him rather than just your brain being less able to function when your body is in survival mode and has low glucose in the blood lmao
Remember when Ricky Gervais gave Karl pilkington shit for 'making up' the word bungled? I think about that and how when someone insists they're right in a loud voice they get away with it.
Oh pythanoc thank GOD you posted my friend. I was so sad that sus guy had to delay the stream, but this should tide me over until then. I love you lots buddy.
i’m watching this alongside my first demon’s souls playthrough (and souls game playthrough in general) and i DELIGHT in watching jerma get more frustrated at things than me. it makes me feel like a genius watching him wander around in the first archstones of every area for hours
@@marah4847 well idk how far in development they scrapped the idea but when you died the ps3 would delete your save file. it's kind of like the ps2 game called breath of fire dragon quarter
2:15:00 - This exact place triggered deep, buried trauma I had forgotten. I had been clearing the Cthulhu dudes via stealth and had no idea they could run that fast. And then it ate my face
The bit with jerma ranting about mosquitoes being useless while an wikipedia excerpt explaining insects ecological role is on screen is great. Funny AND educational :)
Jerma is the mf that you go to his house and use the bathroom and see shit covered toilet paper and piss in the toilet and just hold it in til you leave
@@Lean_Green_Bean doesnt help when he cant comprehend the simple idea that it centers your camera so the "issue" of spinning around when you press lock on isnt at all an issue
2-2 is one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in my life it's just banger after banger. "looks like an explosion to me mom", the boy who loved chocolate, the "OHHHHH DEAR" after realizing he's activated the swarm, and your own personal touch on jerma mic bump which is edited perfectly. it is art
thank you for putting together these monster edits. I really like this long-form style of jerma content with the dead air filtered out. your effort is much appreciated
An hour in, and I'm losing sanity over Jerma's ability to be bullied by not just Chat, but mere *perceptions* of Chat, for using his shield. The somersault bone lads are so much less infuriating if you just use the little wooden dinner plate on your back; he doesn't want to *possibly* get bullied by Chat but will *certainly* suffer a mental breakdown instead. *EDIT:* I'm at 1:30:00. Thank God.
yes jerma im sure the skeletons with no muscles that resurrect with glowing eyes when you get close to them rely on stamina rather than dark magic forces
The whole point of the ending is that power is corrupting, and Jerma unironically went "how is that the bad ending, I became the most powerful being"
Jerma seeks to burn the world and rule its ashes
Megalomaniac streamer
Almighty Andy
God King Gary
his rule would be worse than king alant
I love how at this point, to make a thumbnail for a Jerma video, just put the sus face wherever you can fit it on the screen
@The Jerma985 IT JUST WORKS
And it works every time
Pretty fucking uninspired if you ask me
@@MachiriReviews ok sad bum
@@MachiriReviews nobody asked you
Jerma stuggles in the strangest of places in these games, and then flies through what some might consider harder areas at the same time lol
Yeah, tis a bit odd. It seems like those sections that seem harder just so happen to be things he has more experience with, and maybe he struggles with the easier sections because of some ADD that prevents him from maintaining his composure?
It's all very assumed on my part, but it's also very comical the tragedy of his skewed skill set.
jerma type skill set
it's an ADHD thing, I have it and in Jerma's Dark Souls 1 streams we struggled at the same parts and breezed through others
he died so many times in 2-1 and 4-1 but first tried flamelurker ????
How the fuck does he first try flamelurker? I dont even care if he had good stats or whatnot he walked in blind
Can we just appreciate that the entirety of this is freaking time stamped...
dedication one can only dream of
f*eaking D:
Unbelievably cultured pfp
The start of this was just amazing.
The laggy game, running out of grass, getting bullied by skeletons.
And then beating flamelurker first try on stream, this walkthrough was amazing
@@Shinirkrog the giant enemy bug attacking him irl too
The start of this was just amazing.
The laggy game, running out of gass, getting bullied by skeletons.
And then beating flamelurker first try on stream, this walkthrough was amazing
The start of this was just amazing.
The laggy game, running out of grass, getting bullied by skeletons.
he gets webbed and realizes he cant roll but he keeps trying to roll rather than blocking
what an amazing gamer
But chat will make fun of him if he uses a shield. And we don't want that, chat is normally so nice and doesn't already make fun of jerma for everything already anyway.
He brings up his issues with the Souls series by talking about his son smoking weed and just naturally drifts to utter nonsense and then never finishes his original point.
Thats Jerma 4 u
Unmedicated ADHD will do that to you
And also the souls series in general
I think he was trying to say he would never recommend these games to people but obviously likes them?
@@qorso That’s actually a pretty common take a lot of Souls fans have. Love ‘em to death, but wouldn’t really recommend them to anyone ‘cause of how different they are to any other game out there.
Him calling the manta rays manatees never gets old
Take a shot everytime an enemy finishes their attack and instead of using the time to attack, Jerma rolls way to late to dodge the attack that already missed
I am now a drunk ghost
Oh no this skeleton is rolling towards me, let's run away instead of using THE SHIELD that's on MY HAND right now
No thanks. I choose life.
I don't know how but I could watch Jerma play FromSoft games until the end of time. He becomes some sort of godlike standup comedian while playing them
yes
@@manteuro agreed
agreed I just keep rewatching these
fall joke fabio
Oh yeah, and thank god for these highlights or I otherwise wouldn’t have watched him in the first place
This is my third time watching this video, it's absolutely amazing, loved this playthrough and you did an amazing job editing it all together
fell asleep to this stream last night and woke up several times to jerma screaming in rage and fear
Relateable
same haha
Why do I keep randomly clicking profiles and finding Touhou pfps
I love that he realizes that the Great Dog Bone is what is causing him trouble but then he immediately will get so mad about something else that he forgets to switch out.
Such a great edit I hope you have some like barbecue dinner that makes your nuts quake bro love it
Bro this is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to someone
I can only hope and dream to receive this kind of praise, beautifully put
I wish so badly that jerma would do a full bloodborne stream.
Right? Even if we know it would be a breeze for him. It would be cool to hear what he thought while going through the game for the first time as he can tell us while he plays
Or ds2
@@xnotasweatxI'd pay good money to see him continue playing with ster😭😭 those videos were so funny
5:25:53 Jerma complaining about the kick and that it should be on left stick is so funny considering he complained about crouch being on left stick in Elden Ring. He even unbound left sick, the same way he wishes he could unbound kick lmao he just can’t help himself
it took him til godrick til he decided to unbind it too lol, he just kept on whining about it
It's so funny that he's constantly afraid despite making a build with the idea of bumrushing and smacking things with a big stick. He just cannot play aggressively and use the giant club to his advantage
The God has blessed us once again. Umbasa.
He has returned, so the world might be mended 🙏🏾
@@jeremytitus9519 So the world might be mended.
Umbasa!
Doing these must be draining but everyone appreciates them, bless the crab gods 🦀
DRAIIINNNN GANNGGG
@@simoncanet kinky
As a novice salesman, I think he need to calm down. People can literally burn themselves out.
@@DocJamesH can, doesn't mean will. Give yourself enough unique things to do and you'll be fine. The issue is when you try to do something different without changing anything, that's insanity.
@@ponponpatapon9670 on. Lnkioii
Not a single ad that I need to skip. Thank you so much ♥️
Just use adblock, genius.
@@asgoritolinasgoritolino7708 Adblock for mobile?
@@bigboy4137 it's called UA-cam Vanced. I use it, highly recommend it one Jermamite to another. If you want to support individual editors and creators, get on theor patreon directly donate a dollar when you get the chance. But don't don't subject yourself to...
Eugh.
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Can't wait to watch all of this, I need to see just how many times he'll run directly into the Dragon God's view and scream "HOW CAN HE SEE ME"
Monke brother
@@petrwarthursty2011 monke brother
monk brother
Atleast none of the timestamps are called "Jerma's gambling addiction"
Every timestamp is _implicitly_ “Jerma’s crippling gambling addiction”.
4:16:35 well he still mentions his gambling addiction
i’m fucking addicted to these jerma fromsoft streams, can’t stop rewatching em. they’re just so uniquely entertaining to watch when he’s playing them. just wish that he’d streamed bb and ds2, too :(
Fuck yeah ds2
id love to watch jerma lose his mind over ds2 be be adamant it’s a good game because he’s a fromsoft fanboy
ds2 is great, sorry the troll grabbed you funny ~8 years ago@@kanyevest3246
I've never seen Demon's Souls in depth, and it's kind of insane that they recycled so many sound effects from this game all the way to Dark Souls 3.
If it ain't broke
it’s crazy how many thing in elden ring are copied. more like elden reskin
@@morganfreeman5260 More like Elden Reusing assets to save on time and costs, which is a normal thing in game development, and is neither a unique thing to Elden Ring nor a negative aspect of the game.
@morganfreeman5260 it's pretty unreasonable to ask them to make EVERYTHING unique
@morganfreeman5260 a few things are copied, but ER also has TONS of unique stuff as well. It has more new/unique stuff than reused. Cry more.
Jerma connecting the Vanguard music to Pingu noots is the perfect example of his brain
One of my favorite things about this is when you cut back to his Crystal Sage battle in Dark Souls 3 and he immediately starts complaining about the forward and R1 move
i literally just finished the dark souls one and was searching for another massive edit. your timing is insane
Gotta chase the dragon. Gotta catch him. Gotta get him. He is the rarest grotto beast.
"Delete your skills, theyre not taking up much space" was a good one
😁
It was funny how triggered he got too.
Best part is him admitting that he didn't know how to wipe his own ass up until high school.
ADHD is a hell of a drug.
It's an art not a science
"why do you think stone is made out of steel?"
-jerma, 2017
These videos you make are the perfect way to watch Jerma play Soulsborne games. Really appreciate it
i really like the short "dragonslayer" sword bit. "someone said that this thing kills dragons, but sometimes someone makes a joke."
"Go make a tomato and eat a tomato" well said
the greatest linguist of our time
He wields his words like a middle eastern blade master wields their weapon
i love how his play strategy is speed and dodging but he decides to do a strength build anyways and REFUSES TO USE A SHIELD
it’s funny, cause there are just as many people saying that shields suck and are for bwussies… who do you cater to, as an entertainer?
@@we-must-live i don't think any entertainer should need to use a certain build or play a certain way unless its the only way forward, always far more interesting to see something new don't you think
@@rustyshacklefordposter of course - my point is, like jerma mentioned in one of his dark souls streams, half of twitch chat is screaming at him to do X, while the other half of chat is pleading with him to NOT do X... what do you do, given that predicament?
@@we-must-livedo you, that's what it is about
@@rustyshacklefordposterfro uhhh b
It took me a full week and a half to watch the Dark souls video, I’m ready to do it again
@The Jerma985 I’ll try my best!
I don’t like the implication here. That you maybe have better things to spend your time on. That life somehow gets better than Jerma. You think you’re better than Jerma? 🤬
@The Jerma985 I bet they don't even perform the ritual ablutions
@The Jerma985 does keeping it on in the background count?
@@jeremytitus9519 ok grandma
madlad, thank you for 7 hours of this. Now I just have to hide it from my friends that I wont watch 1 season of a show they keep telling me to watch, but I'll watch 7 hours of Jerma long edits LOL.
Watch the show for your friends
@@jacobpapp2148 no
@@jacobpapp2148 no
@@jacobpapp2148 no
@@jacobpapp2148the show was Glee
His unit of measurement for a group of enemies at 6:24:04 while in the heat of battle killed me
"THERE'S A WHOLE BASEBALL TEAM" is the most Jerma statement ever and it sums up why I love him so much. Fav moment right there
just gonna edit this with my favorite moments
40:30 "overconfidence is a slow and insane killer"
59:04 the fear
1:01:57 glitch blast and zap
1:21:37
2:01:30 steel stone cooking
2:17:41 soft wow
2:20:34 inventory management
2:28:05 CLASSIC
2:46:34 bro is geekin
3:24:20 new boss, wonder what it is...
4:04:25 almost stuck to almost stuck to horror
4:06:01
4:27:54 he's losing it monkaW
4:36:42
5:02:58 looney tunes death
5:15:27 an impeccable dodge
5:45:51: bro is geekin pt. 2
6:51:55
"ive already fucked up! dont get angry! no its happening again" love it when he argues w himself lmao
Jerma just casually got the Dragon Bone Sword with no planning for world tendency. What a legend
He super deserves it after that first try blind flamelurker, and im honestly ecstatic he actually used the thing because its so perfect for his burgerboy brain
Wait the Dragon Bone Smasher is locked behind world tendency?
@@savary5050 yes
Oh my god I wish he had tried to figure out world tendency, he would have been so confused and pissed just reading the wiki lmao
Dude, your Dark Souls highlights became my favorite video on UA-cam. Now, I mean it when I say you've outdone yourself, since this has become my new favorite!
coming across an edit in this video is like finding a piece of gold
adore how at part 5-1 part 2 he discovered he learned what blood glucose is but completely misinterpreted it as intelligence and knowledge being sapped from him rather than just your brain being less able to function when your body is in survival mode and has low glucose in the blood lmao
Watching Jerma fight the Fool’s Idol is like watching a failing student trying not to bungle the test that will save their grade
Remember when Ricky Gervais gave Karl pilkington shit for 'making up' the word bungled? I think about that and how when someone insists they're right in a loud voice they get away with it.
1:19:19 Jerma talking about radishes for such an extended period of time made me laugh way more than I should have.
Felt like something out of Tim & Eric.
Oh pythanoc thank GOD you posted my friend. I was so sad that sus guy had to delay the stream, but this should tide me over until then. I love you lots buddy.
Jerma trying to get through 4-1 multiple times is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen
i never realized how awful saying it like demon'S soulS sounds lol.
Great edit!
i’m watching this alongside my first demon’s souls playthrough (and souls game playthrough in general) and i DELIGHT in watching jerma get more frustrated at things than me. it makes me feel like a genius watching him wander around in the first archstones of every area for hours
“I like Dark souls”
“… But?”
“I want 90% of the community to get eaten by a dragon”
Vore
@@cactus_juice3217 hot
Based
Based
The way Old King Doran died at the end gave me a good laugh, it was just too good.
I was crying for like 5 minutes straight
I've watched this entire series of streams beginning to end, one of my favorites. So many memorable moments. This is a great homage. Well Done.
Not only do you put together these huge highlight reels but you also throw in cute little edits like the one at 3:43:11. GOATed editor
"I can't wear women's clothing?! Are you kidding me, why?!"
so true Jerma so true
Femboy Jerma
my hero
@@mikemiles2241 jussy
@@toastedt140 billions of years of surviving led to photons being projected into my eyes revealing the term "jussy". Be ashamed of who you are
most relatable streamer
miyazaki initially wanted this to be a permadeath game btw
what like a full roguelike? would explain the lack of bonfires/checkpoints
@@marah4847 well idk how far in development they scrapped the idea but when you died the ps3 would delete your save file. it's kind of like the ps2 game called breath of fire dragon quarter
Its short enough that i can see it, it would be cool to see how all of it got restructured, or how it could be refit to a 1-life system
6:24 I just love this cut to the ugliest human face i’ve ever seen in my entire life followed by jerma stating “alright that’s fine”
My face is worse 😢
Just finished rewatching the dark souls edit last night, love to see this
Man, his Boston accent was strong
23:43 was SO GOOD, holy shit
Coming back to rewatch this after a while and laughing my ass off all over again. Phenomenal edit
To be fair a “crushing” battle axe is just a nice way to say it’s not sharp anymore.
i was running out of jerma highlights and then the gods have blessed me with another
22:10 was he deliberately ignoring the very loud sounds coming from the obvious ambush to the left so he could make a falling joke?
2:15:00 - This exact place triggered deep, buried trauma I had forgotten.
I had been clearing the Cthulhu dudes via stealth and had no idea they could run that fast. And then it ate my face
One of the funniest Jerma series and best compilation I have seen so far. Keep it up Pythanoc!
This era of Jerma was insanely good
New one too zoomey
every era is insanely good
every era is insanely good
@@marxist-leninist-protagonist even the Paleolithic era?
@@materialbothell5725 yes I miss Jerma001, his content was the best
wow, didn't know he's completed that. thanks for the excellent edit!
I have no business coming back to this 7 hour long video all the time
Very good editing to leave in the complaints in DS3 about the kick, really feels like everything tied together and had good continuity.
Good eye, friend!
This is more Important than most media currently.
I spaced out for a while and when I tuned back in Jerma was giving a stern talking to his imaginary son about not smoking weed, what a specimen he is
The bit with jerma ranting about mosquitoes being useless while an wikipedia excerpt explaining insects ecological role is on screen is great. Funny AND educational :)
"when was the last time you guys flushed a toilet"
very worried about jerma's hygiene rn
Jerma is the mf that you go to his house and use the bathroom and see shit covered toilet paper and piss in the toilet and just hold it in til you leave
I've been praying for this edit for years- you're a king
this is my go-to video if i want to fall asleep, thank u pythanoc
Best of luck!
How did the exam go
He didn't even use his shield in the flamelurker fight. A few days before he died like 30 times on 2-1 one of the easiest levels. Unreal.
YES! Another one of these BEAUTIFUL videos for me to watch over the course of a few days! These are incredible, keep it up man!
Low key one of the best jerma editors 👏🏻
2:04:11 I feel you Jeremy.
Thanks for uploading this, and thanks for putting the timestamps. Hope you and Jerma get a lot of suscribers for this!
watching after having played the remake, thank you for compiling the entire playthrough!
When his digital disk game went *Darude - Sandstorm* I felt that...
i haven’t finished but i cant believe no one told him to stop locking onto enemies
people who play these games and complain about lock on issues will never learn to just free aim lol
There's a lock on for a reason of course he is going to use it.
@@Lean_Green_Bean doesnt help when he cant comprehend the simple idea that it centers your camera so the "issue" of spinning around when you press lock on isnt at all an issue
@@marah4847 true he is a wacky streamer
Just got finished re-watching your Dark Souls highlights yesterday. You're a bloody legend!
"I'm not fuckin' touchin' you, your like weird fuckin' sex shit, get outta here" lmao
"Why do you think stone is made out of steel? Why do you think cooking is made out of steel?"
Watching him fight the mind flayer on the stairs before the man-eater boss fight actually cured my depression thank you
2-2 is one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in my life it's just banger after banger. "looks like an explosion to me mom", the boy who loved chocolate, the "OHHHHH DEAR" after realizing he's activated the swarm, and your own personal touch on jerma mic bump which is edited perfectly. it is art
why does the idea of demon souls and blockbuster existing at the same time subtly terrify me?
Because it makes the unending march of time feel that much more real?
thank you for putting together these monster edits. I really like this long-form style of jerma content with the dead air filtered out. your effort is much appreciated
also how on earth did he beat flamelurker on his first try
hearing jerma get so angry evokes the same feeling as getting yelled at by your favorite teacher
The ceaseless complaining about strength weapons at 1:25:00 or so gave quite the chuckle. Love it!
An hour in, and I'm losing sanity over Jerma's ability to be bullied by not just Chat, but mere *perceptions* of Chat, for using his shield. The somersault bone lads are so much less infuriating if you just use the little wooden dinner plate on your back; he doesn't want to *possibly* get bullied by Chat but will *certainly* suffer a mental breakdown instead.
*EDIT:* I'm at 1:30:00. Thank God.
i just started watching the vods, this is so much better. THANK YOU SO MUCH
Thank you Pythanoc, this is a great compilation!
(Highlights)
7 Hours
PYTH YOU'RE INSANE
jerma's ability to just fucking freeze when the game is so clearly communicating to him that he should be moving is baffling to say the least
yes jerma im sure the skeletons with no muscles that resurrect with glowing eyes when you get close to them rely on stamina rather than dark magic forces
I can't believe he beat flamelurker 1st try when it took me 2 hours to beat him.
4:36:42 is by far the best moment, the game just slaps Jerma's comment right back into his face.
I’m in trouble - - please recommend this comment!