Monday Morning Podcast 10-14-24 | Bill Burr

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @BlizzardDaPup777
    @BlizzardDaPup777 Місяць тому +9

    Bill getting concerned about the ticket price comment is one of the reasons he's my favorite comedian. He actually gives a fuck about us the fans. The podcast itself is an example of this. Everyone else joined the club late. Bills the fuckin best! ❤

  • @nathantrickshot
    @nathantrickshot Місяць тому +3

    Nothing like listening to burr and smoking a cigar

  • @hihi-sj8wd
    @hihi-sj8wd Місяць тому +7

    The thought of managers and producers diving to stop a bald guy from talking to himself in his garage makes me chuckle.

    • @FullOfMalarky
      @FullOfMalarky Місяць тому +2

      The walls of his garage radicalized him.

  • @caleb6067
    @caleb6067 Місяць тому +2

    Bill will always have a grip on reality, and let the world know when they don't. Love it.

  • @dearcopeebles5717
    @dearcopeebles5717 Місяць тому +7

    Bill is on fire in the last 15 minutes and so so right. Aman Bill 👏

  • @ItsAllinTheDetails1
    @ItsAllinTheDetails1 Місяць тому +3

    Bill Burr for president!!! The most reasonable pov on these politicians! ❤

  • @JimC607
    @JimC607 Місяць тому +15

    "Maybe they'll be able to grow some cartilage for ya while you're down there at the supermarket" bro what? 😂

    • @Unz360
      @Unz360 Місяць тому +3

      Between the pharmacy and deli sections I assume

    • @JamarD421
      @JamarD421 4 дні тому

      Hey, who says they aren't already doing it?

  • @mpomp6378
    @mpomp6378 Місяць тому +3

    Bill's son while he's fixing the train: "Chem trails father. There are Chem trails everywhere..."

    • @FullOfMalarky
      @FullOfMalarky Місяць тому +1

      But dad, those don’t look like condensation.

  • @axispowerdiesel
    @axispowerdiesel Місяць тому +21

    Ol' Billy intro graphics theeeerrrreeee doh jeeeeeeeeeeesus

  • @esteemedyams
    @esteemedyams Місяць тому +6

    It's a small thing, but I love that little intro animation AND the font! It has a cool retro style to it.
    Please keep it!

    • @FirnzauxBum
      @FirnzauxBum Місяць тому

      @@esteemedyams right?? Knowing that he also used to do radio at his school in like, the 80s and such!

  • @briandoornink7597
    @briandoornink7597 Місяць тому +9

    Ole Billy haunted house! I like the way you kept your cool with that last Idiot that wrote in. Well done sir.

  • @DispassionateGodcast
    @DispassionateGodcast Місяць тому +10

    Haha talking yourself back in to coffee is the ultimate move. I fuckin love you

    • @EricNunez-z5d
      @EricNunez-z5d Місяць тому +1

      Stay away bill!!!😂

    • @Spree1775
      @Spree1775 Місяць тому

      Stay away from both B&C! Billy & Coffee

  • @noiserocker
    @noiserocker Місяць тому +27

    His Vince impersonation is great 😂

    • @FirnzauxBum
      @FirnzauxBum Місяць тому

      OL BILLY BOSSMAN

    • @miguelcarrillo202
      @miguelcarrillo202 Місяць тому +1

      Right, for a second there I thought he used AI to do it, then I remembered Bill is even older than I am and probably couldn't figure it out and get frustrated then have a few bourbons

    • @FirnzauxBum
      @FirnzauxBum Місяць тому +2

      @@miguelcarrillo202 not bourbon, but probably tea with jasmine these days

  • @maruto2030
    @maruto2030 Місяць тому +15

    Finally Bill I fyckin loves these especially after a dreadful physics exam 😹😹🤣

    • @Spree1775
      @Spree1775 Місяць тому +2

      Imagine switching your major from Marine Biology to Physics followed by Grad school many freaking test and could've used bills comedic prowess. NanoPlasmonics stay away from it.

    • @maruto2030
      @maruto2030 Місяць тому +2

      @@Spree1775 that’s funny you say that bc I’m in intro to physics yk just a regualr cc college, 21 and I got a 67%💀💔, but I really love physics and probably going to withdraw from the class and come back. I mean you must love it to right? Isn’t it worth the extra time and effort of studying the subjects ? Why did you switch majors tho ? Thinking of retaking it ?

    • @Spree1775
      @Spree1775 Місяць тому +1

      @maruto2030 Personally, I would stay in your course until completion. You'll gain more from your next round, and the concepts will develop a tad easier. CC isn't anything to scoff at. I've taken courses @ CC, and seriously, their innovation (students) isn't matched at the big U's. A small secret: the Africans are insane math wizards, next Hindu, middle-easterns, followed by Asians.
      I transition from Marine bio to Physics/Mathematics due to a prowess of math much to my advisors chagrin.
      I Love most components of Physics, but I've always had a deep passion for Marine Bio.

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos Місяць тому +10

    Ol’ Billy, on point as usual.

  • @miguelcarrillo202
    @miguelcarrillo202 Місяць тому

    great closing joke with the Scott Norwood reference with the 90's Bills teams. Love this podcast

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 Місяць тому +5

    Helllllooo everyone!!! Hope your Monday is going well 😊 if you got the day off.... Awesome 👍 great day all 😁
    Be positive 🎉❤

  • @foamige
    @foamige Місяць тому +4

    32:16 the Endochino ad had me rolling 😂

  • @katra777
    @katra777 Місяць тому +8

    "And that's the bottom line!"

  • @markvenicio8386
    @markvenicio8386 Місяць тому +1

    Weddings feel better when your face is glued to the fondue with chocolate across your lips and nose lol 😂

  • @sam-the-man8500
    @sam-the-man8500 Місяць тому +6

    Bill MFKN Burr! MMP and a cup of COFFEE, What's better than that? Life's Great! 👍 LOVE FROM CHICAGO!!!!!

  • @AggieToons
    @AggieToons Місяць тому +16

    "BILLY FUCKIN BISCUITS OVAH HERE"
    wait wha-????... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GURUcj
    @GURUcj Місяць тому +4

    41:15 Ol' Billy Tin hat took me out😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @windsnexus9064
    @windsnexus9064 Місяць тому +37

    Vince McMahon talk seems to start shortly after @19:00

  • @Theohybrid
    @Theohybrid Місяць тому +1

    I swear Bill just wants to be a silly guy but his fight response is too ready for the BS.
    Its always a joy to hear him at the beginning being a goofy guy. It brings be joy to hear the guy actually happy in those times.

  • @johnq.8167
    @johnq.8167 Місяць тому +2

    McMahon doc was crazy informative and appreciated. When Owen Hart passed away in the ring I kind of understand why the show went on, but I didn’t know there was a blood stain on the mat. They should’ve cleaned that all the way up. RIP

  • @marathonhussle405
    @marathonhussle405 Місяць тому +1

    Oh ol Billy rubbing his hands up n down the mic 😂

  • @ComaDave
    @ComaDave Місяць тому +3

    As a 60 y.o with no cartilage left in both knees, I get it.

  • @heavy_peace8872
    @heavy_peace8872 Місяць тому +1

    Oh jeesushh 60 seconds in and old Billy s world is collapsing, along with his body 🤣

  • @joeterra.t
    @joeterra.t Місяць тому +2

    Ol' Billy "Imparfait" Burr

  • @NigelLiottaMacDonald
    @NigelLiottaMacDonald Місяць тому +1

    I'm getting back into strength training after a flu too.

  • @-C.S.R
    @-C.S.R Місяць тому

    I also looked at tickets for Bill in Tacoma and they were the most expensive comedy tickets I've ever seen! Cheapest ones were going anywhere from $350-$400 all the way up to $2000 not including fees and tax, I'm not joking! 🤯

  • @meganpettit9021
    @meganpettit9021 Місяць тому

    You kill me when you jump from the door opening to a haunted house!!!!

  • @joshk4843
    @joshk4843 Місяць тому

    Just got my first bike 3 weeks ago. Loving it but yeah the close quarters slow stuff just feels off lol.

  • @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T
    @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T Місяць тому +2

    Yeah im on foodstams and unemployed and i get free healthcare and dental care. One day when i went to the dentist office this well off woman was flabbergasted that a crown cost like some thousand dollars. It was ridiculously high. I think she was paying out of pocket. I was thinking yeah dental is one thing you definitely supposed to have insurance for ..?

    • @MediumHalf
      @MediumHalf Місяць тому +1

      Dental insurance itself is awful. Even "good" dental insurance has a yearly cap on coverage of like $2000 tops and only covers 60% of stuff up to that cap.

    • @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T
      @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T Місяць тому

      @@MediumHalf well that 60% you stated would add up to share costs that med and dental clients on certain programs are using i seen written on panflets and at front desks. the first major dental work i had done before foodstamps required a share of costs payment for survices which was half. 2000 total cost 1000 out pocket. but i had a bunch of teeth done...this woman Was paying as much for only 1 crown thought

  • @NaomiRebel
    @NaomiRebel Місяць тому

    "Old Man Billy" would make a good comic.

  • @Nyoshi219
    @Nyoshi219 Місяць тому +7

    Ol Billy green tea with jasmine ovah heeyya

  • @TheJereld
    @TheJereld Місяць тому +3

    In New York they don't have fancy intro effects!!!

  • @badbadmanly903
    @badbadmanly903 Місяць тому

    Haha, you gave him the kaboomke! You could have a tag line like on Ron Burgundy, Anchorman, you know, the guy who was Todd Packer on the Office?

  • @moo-vl7yu
    @moo-vl7yu Місяць тому +1

    Billy nails reality. Keeps me sane.
    Amen brother.

  • @X9523-z3v
    @X9523-z3v Місяць тому +68

    Insurance is the vampire we welcomed in the house because we didn't want to be responsible. Evil doesn't have a leg to stand on without stupid people buying in

    • @tdhawk167
      @tdhawk167 Місяць тому +8

      I didn't invite it in, and I'm not stupid- insurance is what I've been forced to pay and then forced to deal with the consequences when they don't follow through

    • @187op
      @187op Місяць тому +8

      It's requires by law, I never wanted or asked for insurance

    • @nicholaslafferty3928
      @nicholaslafferty3928 Місяць тому

      Insurance is one of many examples of an excellent public good ruined by a certain parasitic form of capitalist. If that same type of people had not corrupted our government on every level, they might have been balanced out with sensible regulations. If I had to guess, I'd say the fault is with the disease resulting from consumerism gone awry. Libertarianism is a moral disorder.

    • @cadillac512000
      @cadillac512000 Місяць тому +4

      I absolutely hate car insurance

    • @lanceleader163
      @lanceleader163 Місяць тому +3

      What a brain-dead assertion…

  • @__dudewitagun__4607
    @__dudewitagun__4607 Місяць тому +1

    I trash both sides too lmao

  • @bonkersdrifttrikes8799
    @bonkersdrifttrikes8799 Місяць тому +2

    The present tense mental condition😂🤘

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot Місяць тому +1

    If I have the time I might think about getting a dog so I can not do stuff, too!
    "Hey, can you help me paint my fence?"
    "Sorry, dude! I'm *thinking about* getting a dog this month!"
    That would have *killed* on a mainstream circuit back in the day!
    What does "hack" mean?

  • @EvilMoFu
    @EvilMoFu Місяць тому

    "Billy Twinke-Toes"! 😂😂😂

  • @jpatch917
    @jpatch917 Місяць тому +1

    Dear Bill,
    If you do ever see an overweight person exercising and decide to verbally encourage them on, please record it on your phone and post it.
    Love you!

    • @jolly7156
      @jolly7156 Місяць тому +2

      That is exactly what you shouldnt do lmao they arent zoo animals

  • @DJPsyfer
    @DJPsyfer Місяць тому

    Monday was the 14th , Ole' Billy Red Nuts.

  • @GalenMarek1988
    @GalenMarek1988 Місяць тому

    Bill, tickets were $350 + tax in the sections close to the stage. They were expensive. Its why i didnt go to the show at EQC & at Moore Theatre. I went last ysar at EQC & at White River the year before.

  • @multiestonian
    @multiestonian Місяць тому +2

    The person who wrote that last letter, needs to close all of their smart devices and go enjoy nature and clear their mind.

  • @leundrewilliams2433
    @leundrewilliams2433 Місяць тому +1

    Good shit

  • @jeffreylucas7941
    @jeffreylucas7941 Місяць тому +2

    Do yourself a favor and listen to Brian Downey of Thin Lizzy. An insanely underrated drummer.

  • @bmuDLuck
    @bmuDLuck 26 днів тому

    WE DONT HAVE ehamoneyy FOR ANYTHING 😂

  • @christopherallen9580
    @christopherallen9580 Місяць тому

    Times keeps on slipping slipping into the future

  • @jesusshorty2660
    @jesusshorty2660 Місяць тому +2

    from tha Navajo Nation.. lets go billy boy

  • @IH8AI
    @IH8AI Місяць тому +1

    I'm like 70% sure that last email was written by AI

  • @neverpresent1932
    @neverpresent1932 Місяць тому +1

    it's the lower back and hips that get ya, not the knees

  • @dougdouglas7486
    @dougdouglas7486 Місяць тому

    If old Billy tea bag is taking tea recommendations then I suggest Genmaicha.

  • @rayspike7745
    @rayspike7745 Місяць тому

    On a motorcycle at low speeds, drag the rear brake.

  • @briano6115
    @briano6115 Місяць тому

    Billy, dont worry. When you get old enough that the closest anyone is to you is 30 years younger, then come back and tell us about it LMAO

  • @RoyceCCG
    @RoyceCCG Місяць тому +1

    I agree with Bill how annoying it is when someone claims to speak for others when they only speak for themselves. With that said, when he made a comment specifically about Kamala Harris and "gratuities", it didn't really make any sense. That Supreme Court decision was split on party lines, 6-3, with all of the liberal justices dissenting.

  • @sasanr1
    @sasanr1 Місяць тому

    Billy Bambino try Black Tea Cardamom . Or black tea with rose 💐
    Green tea taste like sewage water

  • @johnnyjoevazquez
    @johnnyjoevazquez Місяць тому +1

    I felt it in the field that a new bill Burr video was posted..

  • @christopherallen9580
    @christopherallen9580 Місяць тому +1

    Bill is addicted to being addicted. In a few months he'll have to kick his dreaded green tea.

  • @shaynehughes7051
    @shaynehughes7051 Місяць тому +3

    Ol Billy twelve at night...hahaha

  • @Mario-Loco683
    @Mario-Loco683 Місяць тому

    Billy "still talking flu" Frackles

  • @SaltyOldDog
    @SaltyOldDog Місяць тому

    Worst Wheel of Fortune final puzzle? "Place" 4 letters long, no RSTLNEs. No CDMs, but last letter is an A.......... Iowa.

  • @JokersNtheOddball
    @JokersNtheOddball Місяць тому

    I have the greatest immune system known to man. That flu was but a fart in a wind tunnel.

  • @hakimzane
    @hakimzane Місяць тому

    Ol Billy Goat Nuts, watch "The Darkside of the Ring" show. It will open your eyes on some of the wild stuff wrestlers were doing back in the day. Probably similar to rockstars and comedians.

  • @MindofJson
    @MindofJson Місяць тому

    all this for my B Day!? shhiidd welp ty sir

  • @loveit7484
    @loveit7484 Місяць тому

    Love Bill!!

  • @brianf8538
    @brianf8538 Місяць тому +1

    It didn't occur to me until this episode that Bill may be getting trolled from time to time. Saying some nonsense and getting to hear Bill Burrs heart rate rise throughout a response sounds like a 4chaners wet dream.

  • @Danamzdame
    @Danamzdame Місяць тому

    Bill walk around Buffalo with a Bills pullover yet?

  • @capablemachine
    @capablemachine 26 днів тому

    Everybody pays taxes there's taxes on everything. Buying, selling, inheriting, it's ridiculous.

  • @joeterra.t
    @joeterra.t Місяць тому

    21:13 Ol' Billy "Edging to Attell" Burr. 🤣

  • @jaybouchard5997
    @jaybouchard5997 27 днів тому

    14:40 Gosh, I love when Bill Burr talks, college football
    I like to see his opinion about the super conferences that exist today. I think it’s something to be gained from watching Bill Burr. I think Washington, UCLA,USC Oregon in the big 10 The good thing. I think Bill had an interesting take on an NIL for college athletes.
    In my opinion, and I concur the NIL should exist, and I also concur that the transfer portal freezes, but with limitations. One university, one year. I’m all for players, transferring and getting new opportunities I’m just not for players doing the ticky tack going to Iowa for a semester than transferring back to Alabama for the football season. I believe the NCAA should make general rules and limitation about an NIL and transfer portal
    I could listen to Bill Burr all day, He’s my favorite comedian, and he talks about my favorite things. and he’s about them.
    I like college football I like Bill Burr I like the USA.

  • @chuckspace2700
    @chuckspace2700 Місяць тому

    Dude, New England brick Master. South shore commercial dude.

  • @Steveeridania
    @Steveeridania Місяць тому

    My whole family except for me will be going to France on Friday for 3 weeks. I only hope that they will be forced to go watch you and actually learn how to laugh.

    • @joeterra.t
      @joeterra.t Місяць тому

      Watch out for the Wet Bandits, Kevin.

  • @PatrickFox-j8h
    @PatrickFox-j8h Місяць тому

    You might like listening to McRider his opinions on motorcycle riding might be helpful.
    Buying a smaller street bike to practice on will improve low speed handling skills.

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 Місяць тому

    Wilbur, take some hydrolyzed collagen and turmeric, you'll feel and see a difference in less than 2 months

  • @gongqi67
    @gongqi67 Місяць тому +2

    Ol' Yule Brenner Ronnie Howard Looking, Centerist, No Phoned, Machine Gun, Smarty Pants, Better Than You, Love ya man, DaDodada debebababa Burr.

  • @an3ony
    @an3ony Місяць тому +1

    if you can find it, classic O/A clip with Patrice talking wrestling - and there was a guy named The Shockmaster who's helmet spun around and he tripped over a set piece. total chaos. Please find it to laugh your a$$ off

    • @notaskrull8304
      @notaskrull8304 Місяць тому +1

      There is a whole clip video somewhere of Bill, Patrice and the O an A crew watching and talking about bad wrestling promos too.
      What a time.

  • @Joserespect
    @Joserespect Місяць тому +1

    Andrew..hit us with the timestamps if possible for the topics in the thumbnail ya fuck. 🙏👍

  • @Lebowski54956
    @Lebowski54956 Місяць тому

    always midnight - never twelve at night ya maniac.

  • @RaymondYaworski
    @RaymondYaworski Місяць тому

    Happy Thanksgiving Bill.

  • @jamesmass1583
    @jamesmass1583 Місяць тому

    Bill must have missed the Penn State vs USC game...

  • @2hi2dye
    @2hi2dye Місяць тому +2

    Tea Bags reached that level of success where he could fart into the mic for an hour and it would fly as a Netflix special

  • @michaelmccafferty777
    @michaelmccafferty777 Місяць тому +1

    Fa Mionday!!! 😂

  • @thedudeabidesss
    @thedudeabidesss Місяць тому +1

    Billyyyyy 😊

  • @MahkyVmedia1
    @MahkyVmedia1 Місяць тому +1

    I really wish Bill would look into RFK, that dude was a maniac. Stop acting like he was a viable candidate and not just put in as a distraction.

  • @marathonhussle405
    @marathonhussle405 Місяць тому

    Yes it was mad expensive 150$ 😅 I love u but shit maynne life in Seattle is not cheap hopefully I get to see u next time you’re here.

  • @mariolongtin8271
    @mariolongtin8271 Місяць тому +1

    Billy Biceps

  • @_Desiree_
    @_Desiree_ Місяць тому

    29:14 😂😂😂❤

  • @_Desiree_
    @_Desiree_ Місяць тому

    36:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @maybachyard
    @maybachyard Місяць тому +8

    Bill Burr doing mental gymnastics trying to defend Trump and RFK Jr is fcking hilarious. 🤣
    Literally everyone saw through RFK Jr and Trump working together except for Baldilocks himself, lol.

    • @FullOfMalarky
      @FullOfMalarky Місяць тому +2

      Tome stamp when he “defended” them.

  • @moristory
    @moristory Місяць тому

    "I think a responsible adult should be allowed to have a firearm, but there's no reason people should have a semi automatic weapon."
    As apposed to a full auto one?

  • @robinson8783-s4s
    @robinson8783-s4s 23 дні тому

    23:43 Stone Cold said so.

  • @RaymondYaworski
    @RaymondYaworski Місяць тому

    Forgot cdn,us diff thanksgiving....smoke another one eh.

  • @Stealth1919
    @Stealth1919 Місяць тому

    OLE BILLY JACK-O-LANTERN FACE how aaarre ya

  • @kyleegloff5646
    @kyleegloff5646 Місяць тому

    Oh fuck yeah i place void if politics. Thanks Bill!

  • @austinknight4030
    @austinknight4030 Місяць тому +2

    Fart again at 5:25