Monday Morning Podcast 11-18-24 | Bill Burr

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Nyoshi219
    @Nyoshi219 3 дні тому +52

    Thanks for being one of the only consistent things in my life, Bill.

    • @jillsolomon5271
      @jillsolomon5271 3 дні тому

      Me too. Except when he misses a podcast. Then i get mad. Lol

    • @rossw5576
      @rossw5576 2 дні тому +2

      The tobacco and golf bits need to be animated.

    • @MrDelapino
      @MrDelapino День тому

      Agreed

    • @darkjanggo
      @darkjanggo День тому

      ol' Billy Reliaballs

  • @lanceleader163
    @lanceleader163 3 дні тому +80

    Ohhh geezus, it’s ol’ Billy Propeller Hat, keeping us from driving our tricycles into oncoming traffic for at least another week…

    • @testpm-il7qq
      @testpm-il7qq 3 дні тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Zen_1g
      @Zen_1g 3 дні тому +5

      Mechwarrior fan in Bill Burrs comments?! Damn. Imagine bill playing that game and ranting about how stupid he would think it is lmfao

    • @lanceleader163
      @lanceleader163 3 дні тому +4

      @@Zen_1g”It’s physically f-ing impossible for something this big to be walking on 2 legs!!!”

    • @axispowerdiesel
      @axispowerdiesel 3 дні тому +3

      Dooohhhhhh JEEEESUS

    • @treymification
      @treymification 2 дні тому

      Please do

  • @salernolake
    @salernolake 3 дні тому +17

    If you learn from your mistakes, a degree in failure is the most useful education of all! 🤣😂

  • @Boomaroo96
    @Boomaroo96 2 дні тому +8

    This is a top tier episode

  • @TylerDurdin
    @TylerDurdin 3 дні тому +26

    You killed SNL. I appreciate you. 👊✊

  • @darkjanggo
    @darkjanggo День тому +5

    "centrists are going to save this country" is a good one

  • @lostsurferjames5
    @lostsurferjames5 3 дні тому +18

    34:30 to skip the reads

  • @paulhill973
    @paulhill973 3 дні тому +15

    Tobacco Companies:
    "...Is there a way to do that??"
    Brilliant!!
    BTW, BILLY BILBO BAG'INS!!!!

    • @farischugthai5598
      @farischugthai5598 11 годин тому

      15:40 is a good place to start if anyone wants a time stamp

  • @AlexPadilla-w1z
    @AlexPadilla-w1z 2 дні тому +4

    Bro you are the best this episode was awesome 🤝

  • @ComaDave
    @ComaDave 3 дні тому +11

    35:53 I thought the cleaner had finally succeeded in breaking into the room and was smothering Bill with a pillow.

    • @darkjanggo
      @darkjanggo День тому +2

      the wind a minute later made the bass in my car go nuts

  • @Nuggtendo
    @Nuggtendo 3 дні тому +16

    I appreciate you promoting positivity in these times. So many people want to keep hating and not be kind to one another.

    • @Great-Tiger
      @Great-Tiger 2 дні тому

      🖕🖕Tell that to his dumb wife.

  • @superfreak303
    @superfreak303 2 години тому +1

    MotoGP shoutout! This is the first listen to your podcast and the congrats to Jorge was the last thing I expected to hear, lol! Great show, Sir

  • @Pieetrr
    @Pieetrr 2 дні тому +2

    i love just bill always goes mumbling about sports almost every one of these when im not even from the US, somehow its entertaining

  • @Earl_E_Burd
    @Earl_E_Burd 3 дні тому +4

    Bill says "evidently I'm a lot" then goes on to be a lot for 5 minutes

  • @vughtzuid
    @vughtzuid 2 дні тому +1

    I give the old-school Billy ranting in this podcast 8/10

  • @Tbanksss
    @Tbanksss 2 дні тому +3

    I knew the leg hanging out the golf cart but was going to end with an involuntary amputation. Hahahaha

  • @evavaldes2966
    @evavaldes2966 3 дні тому +5

    The BEST SNL I’ve seen in a while… son calls, “ ohhh kay, talk to you later” 😂😭😂 you kill 🤘

  • @pbgbr
    @pbgbr День тому +2

    38:28 I didn’t kill him officer, it was the fries I ate 3 hours ago!😂

  • @MrDelapino
    @MrDelapino День тому +2

    Keep slanging that heat 🔥

  • @jeffbillings
    @jeffbillings 3 дні тому +27

    “Incest music” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelmccafferty777
      @michaelmccafferty777 3 дні тому +2

      I'm downtown and there's a guy uncontrollably shaking his head near a sign that says "make America Gay." Wait, is that jay-z bumping?? The whole world has gone crazy.

  • @TercesGarret
    @TercesGarret 2 дні тому

    Great podcast, and awesome past 2 podcasts as well. Looking forward to see you today.

  • @GMrDrew
    @GMrDrew 3 дні тому +3

    U are what u eat, Bill. U must be eating the most pissed-off animals and vegetables known to man 😁

  • @Jippa_33
    @Jippa_33 2 дні тому +1

    2:14 “evidently, I’m a lot” 😂

  • @brodyblane653
    @brodyblane653 2 дні тому +3

    9 Ad Breaks in an hour podcast?!! Jeez Bill.. Reminds how greedy 2 Bears was.

  • @IzzySoDope
    @IzzySoDope 3 дні тому +8

    Mary got pregnant as a virgin. Nobody said she was celibate her whole life

  • @reneefahner3486
    @reneefahner3486 3 дні тому +2

    It makes me sad when Bill is feeling down .

  • @davearreola6758
    @davearreola6758 17 годин тому +1

    I wonder why bill never mentioned the diddy case never once mentioned it why?

  • @debonaire_nerd
    @debonaire_nerd 3 дні тому +1

    HEEEEEEEEEERREEE'S BILLY!
    *Crazy Axe Smile as he goes through his fourth hormone cycle*

  • @IllBillGatez
    @IllBillGatez День тому

    For about 10 seconds, I literally thought he was talking about chip dip. Who doesn't love chip dip?

  • @threeofeight197
    @threeofeight197 2 дні тому +2

    Haha. Bills take on heated seats is the best. 😂😂😂. Fuck new cars for real!!!

  • @Anton_SML
    @Anton_SML 2 дні тому

    Bill, a factory team is run by the manufacturer, a satellite team is privately owned but has technical support. There are different levels depending on the riders or money, some satellite teams are loaned the motorcycles for free while others rent them, and how good the program is determines if they get the current year spec or last year’s. Jorge’s Pramac and Marc’s Gresini were the same bike as Pecco with different logos, but Alex’s Gresini was last years. The benefit of the old bike is they have all the data to go from, while the premier guys have to work on the development of the new motorcycle’s parts and setup.

  • @michaelmccafferty777
    @michaelmccafferty777 3 дні тому +11

    "Belly full of mistakes" 😂

  • @JDL0427
    @JDL0427 2 дні тому +1

    Wow I'm 71 and never made the connection to Sansabelt slacks until just now.

  • @christopherbrewer222
    @christopherbrewer222 3 дні тому +3

    Daughters a savage

  • @mzoe12
    @mzoe12 День тому +1

    “No doctor listens to this.”-Bill Burr 2024

  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664
    @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 3 дні тому +4

    O'l Billy Curmudgeon turned back the clock this ep, d'oh Jezuz..

  • @Cody-b1s
    @Cody-b1s 2 дні тому +1

    absolute fire

  • @TylerDurdin
    @TylerDurdin 3 дні тому

    The golf statement!!! 🙌 I struggle with this constantly. It’s because you’re considerate… even though you’re an ahole. 😂 I hate feeling like I’m slowing anyone down, even though I know I’m not. And no one else cares if they’re slowing you down. The golf course and the grocery store are the worst of you’re self aware.

  • @GURUcj
    @GURUcj 3 дні тому

    Ya legs look like ya meltin😭😭😭 That absolutely took me out😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @Godoffi
    @Godoffi 2 дні тому

    more bits like tabacco company XD had me in stitches XD do the prohibition next how they decided that XD

  • @eliafuimaono
    @eliafuimaono 3 дні тому +1

    Dude-- get Bernie on the podcast what are we even doing lol

  • @nick3720
    @nick3720 3 дні тому +2

    Billy Boiiiii... whether you realize it or not, and whether you wanna take the compliment or not.. your jokes, hilarious interviews, and perhaps most importantly, your Monday morning podcast are a breath of fresh REAL air. Please never retire. You're the clown we need to keep us insanely sane. BTW That was the best SNL in years, well done. Go flip yourself and thank you from the bottom of my heart.

  • @Chief24444
    @Chief24444 День тому +3

    shill burr

  • @ItsAllinTheDetails1
    @ItsAllinTheDetails1 3 дні тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣when u need deodorant mid thigh bill is the love of my life

  • @SpataWorks
    @SpataWorks 3 дні тому +1

    50:00 me on my way home from my 15 an hr job near chicago 😅

  • @MrKevski808
    @MrKevski808 2 дні тому

    Ole Billy G.o.a.t. Bombed On Satttiday Nite Burr!!

  • @Tazxding0
    @Tazxding0 День тому

    whos Ol Billy Playing on Glengarry Glen Ross holy shit i love that movie i wish i could see that

  • @paulhill973
    @paulhill973 3 дні тому

    44:14 "Like a fatty just got out o the seat"
    🤣🤣

  • @CoronaTheVirus
    @CoronaTheVirus 2 дні тому

    Bill is spot on regarding Tesla cars, garbage cars for sheeple

  • @n0rsca392
    @n0rsca392 День тому +1

    Everytime the democrats lose they tell us 'You gotta look past the parties maaaaaaaaaaan' but when they are in power it's all good.
    Give me a break Bill.

  • @LeakyNefarious
    @LeakyNefarious 6 годин тому +1

    "These wasteful people destroying the environment with their plastic cups and their Sun lamps." - "Well, I've got an afternoon to kill, guess I'll ride around in my private helicopter for no f****** reason.- bill

  • @erickessler6567
    @erickessler6567 2 дні тому +1

    Oh billy bean bag is on one today

  • @illestlyrics
    @illestlyrics 3 дні тому +2

    I almost never disagree with anything BIll Burr says. I dont' even laugh at his jokes, i'm just like yup, that's the truth. Great podcast.

  • @peterescobedo3601
    @peterescobedo3601 День тому +1

    When did this podcast get ADS every 5 minutes???

    • @wiktormasztafiak2
      @wiktormasztafiak2 8 годин тому +1

      uBlock Origin extension saves you from YT ads.

  • @dmc3079
    @dmc3079 3 дні тому

    Billy, heated seats when the temperature is -10, it's a very very nice feature...

  • @qaraleom144mm
    @qaraleom144mm 3 дні тому +9

    1st! You SNL Diva!

  • @mcmuffen4654
    @mcmuffen4654 13 годин тому

    Does ol’billy still have his jaguar

  • @DeadTalkTV
    @DeadTalkTV 2 дні тому

    How is this for synchronicity? I put on the podcast to listen to as I package Etsy orders. The first order? Ojai, California. 🤯

  • @whatawonderfulworld3644
    @whatawonderfulworld3644 3 дні тому

    this sounds like those tapes of dale cooper exploring twin peaks

  • @jillsolomon5271
    @jillsolomon5271 3 дні тому

    Gastrointestinal upset can be caused by a parasite or another kind of bug. But I agree with you about the food 100 percent

  • @lizatamayo1053
    @lizatamayo1053 2 дні тому

    Miami Dolphins 🐬 knows all about winning by losing 🤣😭

  • @m-man1031
    @m-man1031 2 дні тому +2

    Billy always having to talk about god and jesus and act like your bald head has all the answers lol..i love you i came to your shows and i pray that you stop disrespecting jesus and marry and god ..and i hope you turn around and believe in them one day because i can see your struggle. In Jesus name Amen 🙏' 🙏

  • @maybachyard
    @maybachyard 3 дні тому

    Speaking of cars, are you seeing all the mass layoffs in the automotive manufacturing industries like Jeep, Michelin, Sumitomo, GM, VW, etc... 😳
    Time for that corporate CEO and shareholders' Christmas bonus! 🤣

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 3 дні тому

    Hello all 👋😀 Hope your having a killa day 😊👍

  • @Thats_so_maha
    @Thats_so_maha 3 дні тому +1

    Guys anyone knows how to send him questions like the ones he reads during the podcast?

  • @GR_BackingTracks
    @GR_BackingTracks 2 дні тому

    Go embrace yourself, Billy Boy!

  • @corbenwatts9375
    @corbenwatts9375 3 дні тому

    People breaking their ankles riding in golf carts is very common. As common as broken wrists from those dumb scooters everyone rides.

  • @PatPrika42
    @PatPrika42 3 дні тому

    Podcast not workin on Apple Podcasts for anyone else ?

  • @kylesanders8276
    @kylesanders8276 10 годин тому

    Tactile knobs and buttons are coming back!
    F these chicken finger grease-stricken screens that many times don't even register inputs.

  • @skolcole
    @skolcole 2 дні тому +2

    Bill, will you listen to RFK one time for fucks sake!? The food supply is finally being addressed.

  • @michaelbenson9518
    @michaelbenson9518 3 дні тому

    Rowing machines existed in the mid 1800s, ol' Billy Summer School.

  • @djangofreeman6414
    @djangofreeman6414 3 дні тому +3

    Ole bill

  • @wherenot2236
    @wherenot2236 3 дні тому

    BILLY!!! Playing Dave Moss!!!! You will crush it man. Fuck I wish I COULD SEE YOU IN THAT ROLE !!!!

  • @grittykitty50
    @grittykitty50 2 дні тому

    Dude! Picture a 90 yr. old guy with a comb over, shirt open to reveal gold chains on a deeply tanned chest. His ecru-colored polyester pants are Sans-a-Belts.

  • @AllanAdamson
    @AllanAdamson 3 дні тому

    Here's Billy!

  • @testpm-il7qq
    @testpm-il7qq 3 дні тому +2

    How-Ahh-Ya!!!

  • @sageof7627
    @sageof7627 2 дні тому +2

    Oh shut up , Bill

  • @threeofeight197
    @threeofeight197 2 дні тому +1

    I agree w Bill about Tesla cars. You could build a simple, well made EV, that’s not connected to the internet and it would be way more efficient. I don’t want my car to be a computer that needs updates. No thanks. Even my 2018 Toyota is constantly being recalled because of its stupid computer having faulty software. Can’t we make a simple car with the necessities. Maybe with a nice stereo. Why do we need it to be online. I don’t want that!!! God forbid we have long lasting cars that with cheap/easy upkeep.

  • @Brando_Magnifico
    @Brando_Magnifico 3 дні тому

    Fritos and dip!

  • @SBb374
    @SBb374 7 годин тому

    15:30 Guns are pacifiers. As long as gun lovers can keep their second amendment they don't care what other rights and privileges are stripped away.

  • @chadfansler1269
    @chadfansler1269 3 дні тому

    I tried dropping a mouse in the boiling water to see how high he would jump out😮 Bill!!!! BILL it couldn't jump up BILL!

  • @michaelcomer7286
    @michaelcomer7286 2 дні тому

    Where's this place?

  • @bewareofchild2462
    @bewareofchild2462 3 дні тому

    I think I just made peace with the fact that my vote probably counts as much as the comments I make on yahoo! ffs... what is wrong with me?? lol

  • @JaxRwld
    @JaxRwld 3 дні тому

    Thank you for the MOTOGP Spoiler Bill.

  • @pope1089
    @pope1089 День тому

    They do the leg thing incase the cart turns over and they can jump out faster, which is the wrong thing to do.

  • @AnonymousAccount514
    @AnonymousAccount514 3 дні тому

    So he doesn’t mention the Tyson fight?

  • @Cletus_the_Elder
    @Cletus_the_Elder 3 дні тому

    Golf. I get it. It's like professional dart competitions and there is skill involved. Still, it gets into my craw when I'm having a Saturday lunch watching college football at an establishment and some dude in a Titlist cap who went to a college he can't be proud of changes the channel on one of the screens to see dudes walking on manicured grass.

  • @Godoffi
    @Godoffi 3 дні тому

    we need a mushroom episode ) stay BB, BB

  • @kimlanteigne8972
    @kimlanteigne8972 День тому

    Love you Bill!😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @neudiem1165
    @neudiem1165 3 дні тому

    44:41 so why did you get a Cadillac Escalade? You know better, Billy

  • @mr.christopher8671
    @mr.christopher8671 3 дні тому +2

    Fuck practice swings, grip it & rip it!..the game of Golf should b called practice, because thats all it is.

    • @salvatoretrifiletti1858
      @salvatoretrifiletti1858 3 дні тому

      I hate it when hey walking back behind the ball visualizer shot light a cigarette can I have a cup of cocoa just hit the ball peckerhead

  • @Ja50n010
    @Ja50n010 3 дні тому +1

    Ole Billy win some loose some!!!!

    • @SGTMasterBean
      @SGTMasterBean 3 дні тому +1

      How do people still not know how to spell lose 😭😭

  • @gongqi67
    @gongqi67 3 дні тому

    Ol' Billy Dip Schtick Nice Sctick.

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 3 дні тому +1

    5:32..." folk music ". Try Synthwave/Retrowave is the opposite. Actually Metal is probably the opposite...but Synthwave is rad.

  • @clint81
    @clint81 3 дні тому

    Try Thousand Oaks 🎉

  • @slimpickens7822
    @slimpickens7822 3 дні тому

    Billy “Old balls” Burr telling it like it is ..😅

  • @isabelarrieta6296
    @isabelarrieta6296 3 дні тому +1

    Bill your so F-ing refreshing, keep it up😂

  • @sageof7627
    @sageof7627 3 дні тому

    10:48 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mjretrogamer4819
    @mjretrogamer4819 2 дні тому

    I have a 2014, i dont like that the accelerator and breaks are all potentiometers and just computers talking to each other. I would prefer everything cable driven but agree certain advancements like ABS and air bags. Outside of that, hard pass on everything else!

  • @vancoronavirus9566
    @vancoronavirus9566 3 дні тому +2

    It's okay when Bill hates on everyone..but it's wrong when half of the country hate on the other half...😂