I'm downtown and there's a guy uncontrollably shaking his head near a sign that says "make America Gay." Wait, is that jay-z bumping?? The whole world has gone crazy.
Bill, a factory team is run by the manufacturer, a satellite team is privately owned but has technical support. There are different levels depending on the riders or money, some satellite teams are loaned the motorcycles for free while others rent them, and how good the program is determines if they get the current year spec or last year’s. Jorge’s Pramac and Marc’s Gresini were the same bike as Pecco with different logos, but Alex’s Gresini was last years. The benefit of the old bike is they have all the data to go from, while the premier guys have to work on the development of the new motorcycle’s parts and setup.
The golf statement!!! 🙌 I struggle with this constantly. It’s because you’re considerate… even though you’re an ahole. 😂 I hate feeling like I’m slowing anyone down, even though I know I’m not. And no one else cares if they’re slowing you down. The golf course and the grocery store are the worst of you’re self aware.
Billy Boiiiii... whether you realize it or not, and whether you wanna take the compliment or not.. your jokes, hilarious interviews, and perhaps most importantly, your Monday morning podcast are a breath of fresh REAL air. Please never retire. You're the clown we need to keep us insanely sane. BTW That was the best SNL in years, well done. Go flip yourself and thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Everytime the democrats lose they tell us 'You gotta look past the parties maaaaaaaaaaan' but when they are in power it's all good. Give me a break Bill.
"These wasteful people destroying the environment with their plastic cups and their Sun lamps." - "Well, I've got an afternoon to kill, guess I'll ride around in my private helicopter for no f****** reason.- bill
Billy always having to talk about god and jesus and act like your bald head has all the answers lol..i love you i came to your shows and i pray that you stop disrespecting jesus and marry and god ..and i hope you turn around and believe in them one day because i can see your struggle. In Jesus name Amen 🙏' 🙏
Speaking of cars, are you seeing all the mass layoffs in the automotive manufacturing industries like Jeep, Michelin, Sumitomo, GM, VW, etc... 😳 Time for that corporate CEO and shareholders' Christmas bonus! 🤣
Dude! Picture a 90 yr. old guy with a comb over, shirt open to reveal gold chains on a deeply tanned chest. His ecru-colored polyester pants are Sans-a-Belts.
I agree w Bill about Tesla cars. You could build a simple, well made EV, that’s not connected to the internet and it would be way more efficient. I don’t want my car to be a computer that needs updates. No thanks. Even my 2018 Toyota is constantly being recalled because of its stupid computer having faulty software. Can’t we make a simple car with the necessities. Maybe with a nice stereo. Why do we need it to be online. I don’t want that!!! God forbid we have long lasting cars that with cheap/easy upkeep.
Golf. I get it. It's like professional dart competitions and there is skill involved. Still, it gets into my craw when I'm having a Saturday lunch watching college football at an establishment and some dude in a Titlist cap who went to a college he can't be proud of changes the channel on one of the screens to see dudes walking on manicured grass.
I have a 2014, i dont like that the accelerator and breaks are all potentiometers and just computers talking to each other. I would prefer everything cable driven but agree certain advancements like ABS and air bags. Outside of that, hard pass on everything else!
Thanks for being one of the only consistent things in my life, Bill.
Me too. Except when he misses a podcast. Then i get mad. Lol
The tobacco and golf bits need to be animated.
Agreed
ol' Billy Reliaballs
Ohhh geezus, it’s ol’ Billy Propeller Hat, keeping us from driving our tricycles into oncoming traffic for at least another week…
😂😂
Mechwarrior fan in Bill Burrs comments?! Damn. Imagine bill playing that game and ranting about how stupid he would think it is lmfao
@@Zen_1g”It’s physically f-ing impossible for something this big to be walking on 2 legs!!!”
Dooohhhhhh JEEEESUS
Please do
If you learn from your mistakes, a degree in failure is the most useful education of all! 🤣😂
This is a top tier episode
You killed SNL. I appreciate you. 👊✊
"centrists are going to save this country" is a good one
34:30 to skip the reads
Why ?
Tobacco Companies:
"...Is there a way to do that??"
Brilliant!!
BTW, BILLY BILBO BAG'INS!!!!
15:40 is a good place to start if anyone wants a time stamp
Bro you are the best this episode was awesome 🤝
35:53 I thought the cleaner had finally succeeded in breaking into the room and was smothering Bill with a pillow.
the wind a minute later made the bass in my car go nuts
I appreciate you promoting positivity in these times. So many people want to keep hating and not be kind to one another.
🖕🖕Tell that to his dumb wife.
MotoGP shoutout! This is the first listen to your podcast and the congrats to Jorge was the last thing I expected to hear, lol! Great show, Sir
i love just bill always goes mumbling about sports almost every one of these when im not even from the US, somehow its entertaining
Bill says "evidently I'm a lot" then goes on to be a lot for 5 minutes
I give the old-school Billy ranting in this podcast 8/10
I knew the leg hanging out the golf cart but was going to end with an involuntary amputation. Hahahaha
The BEST SNL I’ve seen in a while… son calls, “ ohhh kay, talk to you later” 😂😭😂 you kill 🤘
38:28 I didn’t kill him officer, it was the fries I ate 3 hours ago!😂
Keep slanging that heat 🔥
“Incest music” 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm downtown and there's a guy uncontrollably shaking his head near a sign that says "make America Gay." Wait, is that jay-z bumping?? The whole world has gone crazy.
Great podcast, and awesome past 2 podcasts as well. Looking forward to see you today.
U are what u eat, Bill. U must be eating the most pissed-off animals and vegetables known to man 😁
2:14 “evidently, I’m a lot” 😂
9 Ad Breaks in an hour podcast?!! Jeez Bill.. Reminds how greedy 2 Bears was.
Mary got pregnant as a virgin. Nobody said she was celibate her whole life
It makes me sad when Bill is feeling down .
I wonder why bill never mentioned the diddy case never once mentioned it why?
HEEEEEEEEEERREEE'S BILLY!
*Crazy Axe Smile as he goes through his fourth hormone cycle*
For about 10 seconds, I literally thought he was talking about chip dip. Who doesn't love chip dip?
Haha. Bills take on heated seats is the best. 😂😂😂. Fuck new cars for real!!!
Bill, a factory team is run by the manufacturer, a satellite team is privately owned but has technical support. There are different levels depending on the riders or money, some satellite teams are loaned the motorcycles for free while others rent them, and how good the program is determines if they get the current year spec or last year’s. Jorge’s Pramac and Marc’s Gresini were the same bike as Pecco with different logos, but Alex’s Gresini was last years. The benefit of the old bike is they have all the data to go from, while the premier guys have to work on the development of the new motorcycle’s parts and setup.
"Belly full of mistakes" 😂
Wow I'm 71 and never made the connection to Sansabelt slacks until just now.
Daughters a savage
“No doctor listens to this.”-Bill Burr 2024
O'l Billy Curmudgeon turned back the clock this ep, d'oh Jezuz..
absolute fire
The golf statement!!! 🙌 I struggle with this constantly. It’s because you’re considerate… even though you’re an ahole. 😂 I hate feeling like I’m slowing anyone down, even though I know I’m not. And no one else cares if they’re slowing you down. The golf course and the grocery store are the worst of you’re self aware.
Ya legs look like ya meltin😭😭😭 That absolutely took me out😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
more bits like tabacco company XD had me in stitches XD do the prohibition next how they decided that XD
Dude-- get Bernie on the podcast what are we even doing lol
Billy Boiiiii... whether you realize it or not, and whether you wanna take the compliment or not.. your jokes, hilarious interviews, and perhaps most importantly, your Monday morning podcast are a breath of fresh REAL air. Please never retire. You're the clown we need to keep us insanely sane. BTW That was the best SNL in years, well done. Go flip yourself and thank you from the bottom of my heart.
shill burr
😂😂😂💯
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣when u need deodorant mid thigh bill is the love of my life
50:00 me on my way home from my 15 an hr job near chicago 😅
Ole Billy G.o.a.t. Bombed On Satttiday Nite Burr!!
You being offended and him bombing are 2 different things
whos Ol Billy Playing on Glengarry Glen Ross holy shit i love that movie i wish i could see that
44:14 "Like a fatty just got out o the seat"
🤣🤣
Bill is spot on regarding Tesla cars, garbage cars for sheeple
Everytime the democrats lose they tell us 'You gotta look past the parties maaaaaaaaaaan' but when they are in power it's all good.
Give me a break Bill.
"These wasteful people destroying the environment with their plastic cups and their Sun lamps." - "Well, I've got an afternoon to kill, guess I'll ride around in my private helicopter for no f****** reason.- bill
Oh billy bean bag is on one today
I almost never disagree with anything BIll Burr says. I dont' even laugh at his jokes, i'm just like yup, that's the truth. Great podcast.
When did this podcast get ADS every 5 minutes???
uBlock Origin extension saves you from YT ads.
Billy, heated seats when the temperature is -10, it's a very very nice feature...
That's kinda g*y
1st! You SNL Diva!
Does ol’billy still have his jaguar
How is this for synchronicity? I put on the podcast to listen to as I package Etsy orders. The first order? Ojai, California. 🤯
this sounds like those tapes of dale cooper exploring twin peaks
Gastrointestinal upset can be caused by a parasite or another kind of bug. But I agree with you about the food 100 percent
Miami Dolphins 🐬 knows all about winning by losing 🤣😭
Billy always having to talk about god and jesus and act like your bald head has all the answers lol..i love you i came to your shows and i pray that you stop disrespecting jesus and marry and god ..and i hope you turn around and believe in them one day because i can see your struggle. In Jesus name Amen 🙏' 🙏
Speaking of cars, are you seeing all the mass layoffs in the automotive manufacturing industries like Jeep, Michelin, Sumitomo, GM, VW, etc... 😳
Time for that corporate CEO and shareholders' Christmas bonus! 🤣
Tis the season
Hello all 👋😀 Hope your having a killa day 😊👍
Guys anyone knows how to send him questions like the ones he reads during the podcast?
Go embrace yourself, Billy Boy!
People breaking their ankles riding in golf carts is very common. As common as broken wrists from those dumb scooters everyone rides.
Podcast not workin on Apple Podcasts for anyone else ?
Tactile knobs and buttons are coming back!
F these chicken finger grease-stricken screens that many times don't even register inputs.
Bill, will you listen to RFK one time for fucks sake!? The food supply is finally being addressed.
Rowing machines existed in the mid 1800s, ol' Billy Summer School.
Ole bill
BILLY!!! Playing Dave Moss!!!! You will crush it man. Fuck I wish I COULD SEE YOU IN THAT ROLE !!!!
Dude! Picture a 90 yr. old guy with a comb over, shirt open to reveal gold chains on a deeply tanned chest. His ecru-colored polyester pants are Sans-a-Belts.
Here's Billy!
How-Ahh-Ya!!!
Oh shut up , Bill
I agree w Bill about Tesla cars. You could build a simple, well made EV, that’s not connected to the internet and it would be way more efficient. I don’t want my car to be a computer that needs updates. No thanks. Even my 2018 Toyota is constantly being recalled because of its stupid computer having faulty software. Can’t we make a simple car with the necessities. Maybe with a nice stereo. Why do we need it to be online. I don’t want that!!! God forbid we have long lasting cars that with cheap/easy upkeep.
Fritos and dip!
15:30 Guns are pacifiers. As long as gun lovers can keep their second amendment they don't care what other rights and privileges are stripped away.
I tried dropping a mouse in the boiling water to see how high he would jump out😮 Bill!!!! BILL it couldn't jump up BILL!
Where's this place?
I think I just made peace with the fact that my vote probably counts as much as the comments I make on yahoo! ffs... what is wrong with me?? lol
Thank you for the MOTOGP Spoiler Bill.
They do the leg thing incase the cart turns over and they can jump out faster, which is the wrong thing to do.
So he doesn’t mention the Tyson fight?
Golf. I get it. It's like professional dart competitions and there is skill involved. Still, it gets into my craw when I'm having a Saturday lunch watching college football at an establishment and some dude in a Titlist cap who went to a college he can't be proud of changes the channel on one of the screens to see dudes walking on manicured grass.
we need a mushroom episode ) stay BB, BB
Love you Bill!😀😀😀😀😀😀
44:41 so why did you get a Cadillac Escalade? You know better, Billy
Fuck practice swings, grip it & rip it!..the game of Golf should b called practice, because thats all it is.
I hate it when hey walking back behind the ball visualizer shot light a cigarette can I have a cup of cocoa just hit the ball peckerhead
Ole Billy win some loose some!!!!
How do people still not know how to spell lose 😭😭
Ol' Billy Dip Schtick Nice Sctick.
5:32..." folk music ". Try Synthwave/Retrowave is the opposite. Actually Metal is probably the opposite...but Synthwave is rad.
Try Thousand Oaks 🎉
Billy “Old balls” Burr telling it like it is ..😅
Bill your so F-ing refreshing, keep it up😂
10:48 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have a 2014, i dont like that the accelerator and breaks are all potentiometers and just computers talking to each other. I would prefer everything cable driven but agree certain advancements like ABS and air bags. Outside of that, hard pass on everything else!
It's okay when Bill hates on everyone..but it's wrong when half of the country hate on the other half...😂