Amy Schumer Stand-up Monologue - SNL

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  • @danielpaez4210
    @danielpaez4210 5 років тому +11867

    When it comes to comedy, I'm a simple man, I just type Amy Schumer, I click on the video, and I read the comments cos that's the only comedy you will find on her monologue.

  • @ethan6198
    @ethan6198 4 роки тому +6250

    When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian.....Nobody is laughing now.

  • @zahidurrashid2407
    @zahidurrashid2407 3 роки тому +4637

    “I love this crowd”
    The crowd:📀🔊

    • @gort6604
      @gort6604 3 роки тому +46

      underrated

    • @shq_main2853
      @shq_main2853 3 роки тому +172

      It’s sad because the laughs sound the same over and over. It’s not even a good laugh track.

    • @zelly855
      @zelly855 3 роки тому +6

      Only thing close to funny

    • @6gi
      @6gi 3 роки тому +1

      @@gort6604 578 likes ain't too bad

    • @jeswilde6188
      @jeswilde6188 3 роки тому +4

      @@shq_main2853 snl doesnt use laugh tracks its called Saturday Night LIVE dummy It's a live audience

  • @potatogamerx3423
    @potatogamerx3423 3 роки тому +4093

    If I had a million dollars for everytime I laughed at her jokes unintentionally, I would be in debt right now...

  • @Messier__
    @Messier__ 6 років тому +8202

    This part had me cracking up 9:00

  • @DNKNW-ei5jw
    @DNKNW-ei5jw 5 років тому +8926

    The F in Amy schumer stands for funny.

    • @gert2764
      @gert2764 5 років тому +356

      well, that's actually funnier than the entire clip. Seeing the evolution each bad joke adds 1 gram to her weight.

    • @XElhirrimX
      @XElhirrimX 5 років тому +33

      There is no "f" in Amy Schumer

    • @danbam3411
      @danbam3411 5 років тому +231

      Gary that’s the point lmao she’s not funny

    • @XElhirrimX
      @XElhirrimX 5 років тому +14

      @@danbam3411 she's not funny because her jokes are bad, not because of her name not having an "f"

    • @danbam3411
      @danbam3411 5 років тому +216

      Gary obviously you missed the joke smh

  • @coralinepozzi400
    @coralinepozzi400 5 років тому +2729

    Saw everyone criticizing Amy Schumer. Wanted to know what all the fuss was about so looked her up on UA-cam. God I regret this decision... I havn't decringed yet

    • @shakendriamurphy2302
      @shakendriamurphy2302 5 років тому +61

      😂😂😂😂😂 me too. I'm tryna give her a chance but nahhhh........

    • @envy4555
      @envy4555 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 5 років тому +4

      No...you just needed to jump on the bandwagon criticizing her 😂
      It’s ok, she’s a bit on the sarcastic/facetious side, which many don’t get :)

    • @gabrielmorah5690
      @gabrielmorah5690 4 роки тому +1

      At best I chuckled a bit, but she isn't at that level yet.

    • @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io
      @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 роки тому

      Most of these comments were made before the new social distancing rules were published, making circle jerks illegal.

  • @JacobDanielWatson
    @JacobDanielWatson 3 роки тому +4142

    Her jokes fucking killed me😂
    No literally. I’m hanging from a fan because I decided its better to quit while I’m only a minute in.

    • @NotRahul22
      @NotRahul22 3 роки тому +107

      Bruh this is dark. But this made me laugh 😂
      Not the video though 😂

    • @evansclanspencer
      @evansclanspencer 3 роки тому +3

      F

    • @Defooriginal
      @Defooriginal 3 роки тому +8

      Fuck, you said it better than me..
      Well done, Sir.

    • @col7004
      @col7004 3 роки тому

      LMAOoo 😂

    • @unknownerror8799
      @unknownerror8799 3 роки тому

      Then how are you typing the comment, that is literally impossible. You are just making up lies.

  • @max4997
    @max4997 5 років тому +4319

    luckily there is a laughing track.. otherwise i would have no idea when to laugh.

    • @boyinab0at
      @boyinab0at 5 років тому +82

      Max van Pelt even with the laughing track I still didn’t laugh

    • @raiz3r819
      @raiz3r819 5 років тому +57

      Here’s a tip: don’t laugh.

    • @allesschwarz_liebe5871
      @allesschwarz_liebe5871 5 років тому +12

      Max van Pelt it does sound like a laughing track😂😂😂😂

    • @TiberiusELP
      @TiberiusELP 4 роки тому +4

      Snow_so Flo cuz it is

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 4 роки тому +36

      I’m pretty sure the audience is laughing at her, not with her

  • @Necrodude
    @Necrodude 3 роки тому +2011

    "recent studies shown that girls are 27% funnier when around the person they like"
    girls around me:

  • @_daturaa
    @_daturaa 3 роки тому +811

    I've been struggling with insomnia for years, and I put this on and instantly got so bored I fell asleep for 13 hours straight. Thank you, Amy, for proving that not everyone should follow their dreams

  • @londonisforeverblue1022
    @londonisforeverblue1022 3 роки тому +1731

    Since humans have a habit of laughing in serious situations, a funeral is literally more likely to make you laugh than Amy Schumer.

  • @Thehamburgaler69
    @Thehamburgaler69 4 роки тому +2119

    I ordered my laugh it should arrive sometime next week

  • @cerealzkiller1064
    @cerealzkiller1064 4 роки тому +1694

    Wanna get drunk?
    Every time you don't laugh at a joke, take a shot

    • @bluetides
      @bluetides 4 роки тому +71

      “you’d be as drunk as Brett Kavanaugh was in the summer of 83” -Colin Jost

    • @theschnitzllover8274
      @theschnitzllover8274 4 роки тому +55

      but ther wear no jokes, or did i miss somthing
      (sorry for my bad Englisch)

    • @TvConfusionn
      @TvConfusionn 4 роки тому +16

      @Austria Simon
      Ya I don’t know where the jokes are

    • @beemaw5622
      @beemaw5622 4 роки тому +29

      You trying to kill someone?

    • @ozziecomedian1786
      @ozziecomedian1786 4 роки тому +8

      I don’t even know what she even considers a joke at this point

  • @phoebetaber1827
    @phoebetaber1827 4 роки тому +1879

    The audience was so confused on when to laugh that they started laughing during the joke setup.

    • @sadie_cat
      @sadie_cat 4 роки тому +155

      The funni thing is, if you watch other comedians that are actually funny, you can hear the crowd either laugh for a while that the comedian can't continue, or later on you hear some faint giggling of people still recovering
      This crowd was like
      😂 😂 😂 👏

    • @stylish_pengu
      @stylish_pengu 3 роки тому +41

      @@sadie_cat
      😐😐😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐
      😐😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐
      😐😐😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏😐😐😐
      😐😐😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏😐😐😐
      😐😐😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏😐😐😐
      😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐
      😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐
      😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐
      😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐
      😐😐😂😂😂😐😐😂😂😂😐😐😐
      😐😐😂😂😂😐😐😂😂😂😐😐😐

    • @sadie_cat
      @sadie_cat 3 роки тому +5

      @@stylish_pengu dammit

    • @stylish_pengu
      @stylish_pengu 3 роки тому +8

      @@sadie_cat took a few tries but i did it

    • @MarouanToon
      @MarouanToon 3 роки тому

      @@stylish_pengu amogus

  • @doodlebobdorkpants661
    @doodlebobdorkpants661 3 роки тому +647

    Taking my anti-depression meds made me smile more than this whole video ever could.

  • @PedroTheEpic
    @PedroTheEpic 4 роки тому +888

    I thought people were exaggerating but damn this really is on a whole other level

    • @king2tapped
      @king2tapped 4 роки тому +27

      Same bruh

    • @ahsansafeerbiology
      @ahsansafeerbiology 3 роки тому +36

      Same bro I gave her a try😂😂

    • @jar8057
      @jar8057 3 роки тому +26

      dude same lmao, i've never not laughed at a comedian holy shit

    • @khaisa4391
      @khaisa4391 3 роки тому +16

      same, i actually came here to know how bad it was and its actually true

    • @cow167
      @cow167 2 роки тому +4

      @@ahsansafeerbiology forreal, coz sometimes people exaggerate but this is painfully unfunny, and not in the way that makes u laugh out of how bad it is, it's just ridiculously unfunny, not even a try at a joke 😭

  • @OdgeBodge
    @OdgeBodge 5 років тому +4556

    jimmy fallon wouldn't even laugh at this

    • @ifwecouldvote
      @ifwecouldvote 5 років тому +205

      Damn...that's cold brah

    • @stanleyshady9465
      @stanleyshady9465 5 років тому +89

      @@ifwecouldvote that line was funnier than anything Amy Schumer ever said

    • @Zimmar
      @Zimmar 5 років тому +14

      Brutal

    • @noobfromhell563
      @noobfromhell563 5 років тому +28

      I think you mean "even jimmy fallon wouldn't laugh at this." "jimmy fallon wouldn't even laugh at this" would mean jimmy fallon barely loughs at anything, not even this.

    • @lizmarieguzman5982
      @lizmarieguzman5982 4 роки тому +7

      Julia Mimi this is UA-cam ma’am

  • @shinsuusenju4590
    @shinsuusenju4590 5 років тому +2496

    are people getting paid to laugh at this?
    serious question

    • @TheArmyofHades
      @TheArmyofHades 5 років тому +102

      well most likely i mean would a sane person laugh at this cringefest

    • @Akratos2020
      @Akratos2020 4 роки тому +7

      For real!

    • @Red-mo2uo
      @Red-mo2uo 4 роки тому +14

      Rins Chidoried Chest people are supposed to laugh at each remark whether it was SUPPOSED to be funny or not

    • @chris5k132
      @chris5k132 4 роки тому +5

      Good question. The answer : ABSOLUTELY YES.

    • @davidrivero1755
      @davidrivero1755 4 роки тому +8

      They're all just drunk

  • @kneegrow4656
    @kneegrow4656 3 роки тому +320

    8:29 Best part of the Video. Had me laughing in tears

    • @setstreamjam8411
      @setstreamjam8411 3 роки тому +14

      21:34 was hilarious too

    • @jerald2084
      @jerald2084 3 роки тому +8

      so was -2.34x10^-8

    • @candyblingggggg
      @candyblingggggg 2 роки тому +6

      this comment is genuinely hilarious cuz i imagine someone crying laughing at that timestamp since its the end 💀

    • @jenifferhernandez3778
      @jenifferhernandez3778 2 роки тому +4

      This comment made me laugh harder than the entire video

    • @whyifare
      @whyifare 2 роки тому

      @@setstreamjam8411 nah 19:20

  • @jokubask5309
    @jokubask5309 4 роки тому +2337

    Literally “ur mom” jokes are more funny than this tragedy...

    • @Pyxill
      @Pyxill 4 роки тому +3

      True

    • @mannequingaming54
      @mannequingaming54 3 роки тому +112

      “ur mama so dumb
      she laugh at amy schumer”
      Would be more funny than this

    • @jokubask5309
      @jokubask5309 3 роки тому +4

      @@mannequingaming54 indeed

    • @hbomb5362
      @hbomb5362 3 роки тому +33

      Yo momma so unfunny people mistook her for Amy Schumer

    • @jokubask5309
      @jokubask5309 3 роки тому +10

      @@ryanjames2932 I didn't say I am funny I said ur mom jokes are funnier not because they're funny but because Amy schumer is so unfunny that it makes ur mom jokes funny I hope it makes sense for you.

  • @nedgregory2094
    @nedgregory2094 4 роки тому +894

    Can they edit the laugh track out I wanna hear the tears

    • @zanyskeleton5291
      @zanyskeleton5291 4 роки тому +23

      Profile pic seems appropriate

    • @rose-ui6hk
      @rose-ui6hk 4 роки тому +6

      "i hate this woman, therefore it's impossible that anyone else finds her funny"

    • @pane0_018
      @pane0_018 3 роки тому +23

      @@rose-ui6hk nah her humour sucks

    • @SwagsterPotatoGD
      @SwagsterPotatoGD 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @stragglypie1038
      @stragglypie1038 3 роки тому +27

      @@rose-ui6hk “no one listens to my worthless comments so I’m gonna copy paste it on every comment”

  • @HuhHe
    @HuhHe 5 років тому +1834

    Its sad when the comment section is funnier than the video.

    • @shakendriamurphy2302
      @shakendriamurphy2302 5 років тому +12

      Right on lol cuz these comments are absolutely halarious!!! 😂😂😂

    • @akashshah1062
      @akashshah1062 5 років тому +1

      It's not sad. It's happy

    • @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io
      @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 роки тому

      It’s sad when hardworking adults get less respect than whiny bitches.
      ...who snipe at successful entertainers on UA-cam.

    • @HuhHe
      @HuhHe 4 роки тому +1

      @@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io She is a comedian, she is supposed to be funny. She has some good jokes but in this particular video none of them were funny to me. The comments on the other hand were. Besides, my commeng isn't whiney, it's supposed to be an observational joke. If anything you're the one whining about people poking fun at Amy. Lol

    • @Richard_is_cool
      @Richard_is_cool 4 роки тому +3

      Then why don't any guys commenting here (and face it, those are all guys) get to be successful comedians? Just ponder that one.

  • @abon010
    @abon010 3 роки тому +836

    A 13 year old in a discord call made me laugh more than this

    • @xxxEarthEliafairyxxx
      @xxxEarthEliafairyxxx 3 роки тому +4

      Why are comparing a 13 discord kid to Amy? That’s sad

    • @hiticalcrit4046
      @hiticalcrit4046 3 роки тому +40

      @@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx ikr, a literal fart sound made me laugh more than this, not that i laughed even once.

    • @solame10101
      @solame10101 3 роки тому +3

      Why are you in a discord call with a 13 year old? Are you a discord mod?

    • @DSX1
      @DSX1 3 роки тому +12

      @@solame10101 maybe people in the same age talk to each other 🤯

    • @wouldyoulikesomewiessedtea8757
      @wouldyoulikesomewiessedtea8757 3 роки тому

      Cool new emoji I didn't think they added that

  • @kek397
    @kek397 5 років тому +636

    CIA: We need a new state of the art torture device.
    Amy Schumer: *Does Comedy*
    CIA: I want your whole stock!

    • @supertickle
      @supertickle 5 років тому +3

      Haha my nigga

    • @jeffgrim4315
      @jeffgrim4315 5 років тому

      Hans Karps it’s kind of dumb but i laughed lol

    • @bigman2890
      @bigman2890 4 роки тому +6

      CIA: no that violates the Geneva convention

    • @expomarker7868
      @expomarker7868 4 роки тому

      “Comedy”

  • @Lathaire
    @Lathaire 4 роки тому +554

    (JOKE ALERT)
    Wonder if the sound guy got tired of playing the laugh track

    • @rose-ui6hk
      @rose-ui6hk 4 роки тому +10

      "i hate this woman, so it's impossible for anyone else to find her funny"

    • @richpiana8020
      @richpiana8020 4 роки тому +31

      @@rose-ui6hk It is indeed impossible for mentally stable people to find her funny

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 4 роки тому +1

      @@rose-ui6hk is everyone wrong, or do you maybe have a terrible sense of humor? go watch this clip with your family, none of them will laugh.

    • @rose-ui6hk
      @rose-ui6hk 4 роки тому +2

      @@chrishayes5755 dude, i don't like her either, but honestly it's just stupid to think that everyone agrees with you. the fact remains that there are people who find her funny.

    • @SwagsterPotatoGD
      @SwagsterPotatoGD 3 роки тому

      😂

  • @Coop411
    @Coop411 6 років тому +1921

    Comedian is such a strong word...

    • @whitneyhoustonstan2472
      @whitneyhoustonstan2472 6 років тому +41

      Ray Cooper that was funnier than all of her “jokes” combined.

    • @coleashton6204
      @coleashton6204 6 років тому +5

      Marco Murillo true

    • @diablos250
      @diablos250 6 років тому +9

      More like someone fucked a pig and a retarded pig human came out. I guess that is comedy on its own though, so I wouldn't rate her low on the comedy scale.

    • @hmlandis1370
      @hmlandis1370 6 років тому +4

      diablos250 I'd rate her a -200/10, but you're more like a 10/10

    • @allesschwarz_liebe5871
      @allesschwarz_liebe5871 5 років тому +1

      Ray Cooper 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @heroinfluenzer
    @heroinfluenzer 3 роки тому +296

    This is so boring it's literally perfect for falling asleep in the evening, thank you a lot!

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 3 роки тому +6

      Once she started I did too! I didn't even notice her for 8:28 minutes

    • @kingwillthe1st753
      @kingwillthe1st753 3 роки тому +2

      I’d have nightmares

  • @Yehaw495
    @Yehaw495 4 роки тому +2648

    This hits different on mute tho 😌

  • @NOT0RIOUS4
    @NOT0RIOUS4 5 років тому +569

    It's impossible "try to laugh" challenge

  • @c.kirchhoefer
    @c.kirchhoefer 5 років тому +2270

    I laughed
    Edit: oops wrong video

  • @BENNY55
    @BENNY55 3 роки тому +200

    Amy Schumer is the type of person who puts in the laugh track on her own teen sitcom that she made

  • @Firec0in
    @Firec0in 6 років тому +1358

    "I got a text. I answered it, and they said sorry, wrong text."
    *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA*
    EDIT: I'm sorry that I have to kill this joke, but this is ironic.

    • @thin-kingconnect6928
      @thin-kingconnect6928 5 років тому +80

      If you laughed at that, you’d love the Dobre Brothets.

    • @quavers275
      @quavers275 5 років тому +21

      .... is this ironic?

    • @1888bry
      @1888bry 5 років тому +38

      She got married, good joke.

    • @pranav1168
      @pranav1168 5 років тому +13

      @@quavers275 yes

    • @nani2098
      @nani2098 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @miriam-us6xf
    @miriam-us6xf 5 років тому +326

    Amy:
    Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @thebigunhappyy6623
      @thebigunhappyy6623 5 років тому +11

      They're sympathy laughs

    • @originaler31er67
      @originaler31er67 4 роки тому +8

      Mr. BossDude isn’t it just a laugh track? It sound similar every time.

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 4 роки тому +3

      @Skeet • the producers light up a sign that tells the crowd when to laugh.

  • @andro7862
    @andro7862 5 років тому +766

    She reaches a point where she is so unfunny it becomes funny to notice how little you're laughing.

    • @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io
      @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 роки тому

      It's almost as if a successful comedian (on the Forbes List, no less) isn't your cup of tea. Huh.

    • @andro7862
      @andro7862 4 роки тому +15

      @@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io I'm sorry I forgot to laugh. I'll write it down so I don't forget the next time I hear her jokes.

    • @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io
      @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 роки тому

      Andro A As a result of hard work, talent, and a little luck, she’s now worth over $20M. I think she’ll survive the trauma of not making you laugh.

    • @andro7862
      @andro7862 4 роки тому +24

      @@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io "Talent"
      Ok now I am laughing.

    • @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io
      @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 роки тому

      Andro A Yay. 🤣

  • @praveeshachapman677
    @praveeshachapman677 3 роки тому +128

    I'm really impressed with the producers for managing to find people for the audience who would actually laugh at her jokes.

    • @nmonye01
      @nmonye01 2 роки тому +4

      That's the true talent.

    • @emreb6094
      @emreb6094 2 роки тому +6

      it actually sounds like a laugh track.. the audience probably didn't laugh at all

    • @originality6345
      @originality6345 2 роки тому

      they laugh at the joke setup for some reason

  • @danbrown9502
    @danbrown9502 4 роки тому +496

    Not gonna lie, it's like the unpopular girl in school rambling about her life and you're like:
    "Uh huh... mmm... yeah... That must be terrible... Sure... Your arms are fat? Okay..."

    • @bonglebonglefr
      @bonglebonglefr 2 роки тому +4

      ong

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 2 роки тому +6

      @@bonglebonglefr is that caveman language or some shit?

    • @Ballsdeeeep69
      @Ballsdeeeep69 2 роки тому +3

      @@hajidle ooonga boonga coowaboonga

  • @samiam101700
    @samiam101700 6 років тому +874

    When she was a kid everyone laughed when she said she wanted to be a comedian
    No one is laughing now

    • @user-bj7em4fv1p
      @user-bj7em4fv1p 6 років тому +46

      Rebeltwist oh my God, you're so funny and original. You should be a stand up comedian instead of her.

    • @TomAndersonDH
      @TomAndersonDH 6 років тому +22

      Katarina - he/she could make it though. He's/she's got the unoriginal content part down and now all he needs to do is come from a well off family with a well known politician and a strong backing from the sjw community and he/she will be set.

    • @PenaltyKicc
      @PenaltyKicc 6 років тому +7

      @@user-bj7em4fv1p you are so delusional

    • @christophpirmann3385
      @christophpirmann3385 6 років тому

      Rebeltwist dont be so rude...

    • @JesusisKing77_7
      @JesusisKing77_7 6 років тому

      Rebeltwist how you going to hate on someone when you share a trait with them. Unoriginality. Dumbass

  • @2160Tunes
    @2160Tunes 5 років тому +410

    "I think his proposal was WORTHLESS!!!" Dude, uncool.

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 4 роки тому

      @United states of America I watch! Just saying 😅

    • @anshitgupta1294
      @anshitgupta1294 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @exsparta
      @exsparta 3 роки тому +2

      Her father must have punished her severely

    • @triklop_8708
      @triklop_8708 2 роки тому

      Unpopular opinion, but that joke was the best one of the video. It almost made me grin a bit

  • @lorenzoborri2569
    @lorenzoborri2569 2 роки тому +208

    I laugh at everything and I kept a straight face during this whole thing

    • @alexj2
      @alexj2 2 роки тому +10

      The only reason I was laughing cos was of the comments 😂😂

    • @KapsAnimates
      @KapsAnimates 2 роки тому +7

      @@alexj2 same lmao

    • @moominageanga7005
      @moominageanga7005 2 роки тому

      Same I find everything funny but I couldn’t even smile during this

    • @cooperhurst2639
      @cooperhurst2639 2 роки тому

      I was laughing (I was reading the comments while i was watching)

  • @outrun1453
    @outrun1453 6 років тому +1435

    The band was being held at gunpoint to fake laugh

    • @mnamelu
      @mnamelu 6 років тому +6

      Cary Meyer nah, she's hilarious!

    • @outrun1453
      @outrun1453 6 років тому +30

      M'name Luis too bad you’re the only one that thinks that. You know a “comedian” I hesitate to say that, isn’t good when they have 50% like to dislike ratio.

    • @mnamelu
      @mnamelu 6 років тому +3

      Cary Meyer people hate her cos she's a woman, she's the best comedian ever ! No comedian will ever be as funny and great as her.

    • @outrun1453
      @outrun1453 6 років тому +26

      M'name Luis are you trolling.. she steals jokes and she tells them worse lol

    • @mnamelu
      @mnamelu 6 років тому +21

      Cary Meyer ya caught me. She has to be one of the worst "famous" people alive today, I can't even seriously call her a comedian. She's just a person who tries to be funny and probably gets more forced pity laughs than real laughs. I watched and cringed through this whole video and laughed zero times. Grr. Comedy is important to me cos I want to be a comedian someday other than a musician.

  • @Loss2gr
    @Loss2gr 4 роки тому +290

    I'm genuinely concerned for the people who liked this video

    • @jaycastle2
      @jaycastle2 3 роки тому +22

      white girls from midwest

    • @sbeveboi4503
      @sbeveboi4503 3 роки тому +12

      @@jaycastle2 nah they’re hippies who tried tequila instead of weed

    • @jonesy2892
      @jonesy2892 3 роки тому +3

      You mean women? yeah....It's CRAZY how women can find another woman's jokes funny, right? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

    • @Loss2gr
      @Loss2gr 3 роки тому

      @@jonesy2892 yeah its crazy

    • @TwentyEight80s
      @TwentyEight80s 3 роки тому +1

      They are bots

  • @곰흰곰흰
    @곰흰곰흰 6 років тому +592

    00:01~00:04 best joke ever

    • @LEGOFandomKing
      @LEGOFandomKing 4 роки тому +7

      Best comment so far in my everlasting Amy Schumer UA-cam video bash comment scroll

    • @poosydestroyer6545
      @poosydestroyer6545 4 роки тому +2

      곰흰곰흰 ok but this is actually the only time i laughed during this entire video

    • @keygandesjarlais1247
      @keygandesjarlais1247 4 роки тому

      true

    • @zubairsheraz5175
      @zubairsheraz5175 4 роки тому

      Best roast over

    • @azathoth4568
      @azathoth4568 4 роки тому

      The only thing funny about amy schumer is that she is a joke

  • @chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327
    @chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327 3 роки тому +204

    YES MAKE FUN OF YOUR MAN PROPOSING TO YOU CUZ THATS NOT A SPECIAL MOMENT AT ALL ITS AMAZING HOW YOU’RE TEARING HIM DOWN😻🤪🙌🏻

    • @bo4Elite
      @bo4Elite 3 роки тому +22

      That’s what a strong woman dose!

    • @amongusmen414
      @amongusmen414 3 роки тому +29

      *proceeds to talk about how men are bad*

    • @drakesessions3544
      @drakesessions3544 3 роки тому +10

      I would've duped her afterwards if I were her newlywed husband

    • @serhad9589
      @serhad9589 3 роки тому +26

      @@drakesessions3544 imagine being her husband thats a huge L

  • @supertickle
    @supertickle 5 років тому +411

    I tried, gotdamnit I tried.

  • @westsideisdabest7825
    @westsideisdabest7825 6 років тому +723

    *M Y V A G I N A*

  • @AlmostPigeon
    @AlmostPigeon 4 роки тому +275

    Lmfaoooo yall be hating she funny asf the funniest parts are :

  • @technocraticcoup8863
    @technocraticcoup8863 3 роки тому +110

    Only on SNL would this be classified as “comedy”.

    • @evansclanspencer
      @evansclanspencer 3 роки тому +5

      And the next thing you know, she's going on a home DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

  • @Cartifannnn
    @Cartifannnn 5 років тому +127

    2:32 I have been a bridesmaid in six Long Island weddings.”
    *Audience bursts into laughter*

  • @AscendedPOT
    @AscendedPOT 6 років тому +432

    How is it that teenagers tell better jokes than a “professional comedian”

    • @quackquackquack8913
      @quackquackquack8913 4 роки тому +20

      Simple she's not professionel or comedian

    • @Sreeeeeeeekrishna
      @Sreeeeeeeekrishna 4 роки тому +9

      You really call her a "professional comedian"

    • @ger.shonnn
      @ger.shonnn 3 роки тому

      @@Sreeeeeeeekrishna That’s why he put “these”

    • @Sreeeeeeeekrishna
      @Sreeeeeeeekrishna 3 роки тому

      @@ger.shonnn yeah I got "those"

    • @s1si
      @s1si 3 роки тому

      a f*cking fetus is funnier than her

  • @bubacarrbojang1570
    @bubacarrbojang1570 6 років тому +1402

    Try TO laugh challenge

    • @StrangerX9
      @StrangerX9 6 років тому +92

      This joke is funnier than anything she said.

    • @ApartmentViews
      @ApartmentViews 6 років тому +7

      bubacarr bojang I laughed many times without trying. Get off that hate bandwagon. She's a person.

    • @samprice1598
      @samprice1598 6 років тому +6

      bubacarr bojang this was the only thing I laughed out loud at about this video

    • @damboulton
      @damboulton 6 років тому +8

      ApartmentViews she has every right to say whatever the hell she wants just as everyone else has the to right to criticise what she says

    • @ShatteredRomanceStudios
      @ShatteredRomanceStudios 6 років тому

      i won!

  • @ayoutubechannel3813
    @ayoutubechannel3813 3 роки тому +187

    Calling her a “comedian” would be an insult to comedy.

  • @papasquash919
    @papasquash919 5 років тому +189

    The only time I actually laughed was when I saw the like to dislike ratio.

  • @soylessinseattle8336
    @soylessinseattle8336 6 років тому +473

    Better change the You tube rating system

    • @patrickbeasley9009
      @patrickbeasley9009 6 років тому +11

      Soyless In Seattle I laughed more at your profile picture than I did at this whole entire comedy routine

  • @phantomayee3049
    @phantomayee3049 4 роки тому +197

    This is actually so unfunny to the point I straight up laughed out of pity.

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 3 роки тому +8

      I laughed because of the fake laughs

    • @Reebarb
      @Reebarb 3 роки тому +1

      @@absence9443 i laughed because i thought of donkey kong dancing and saying "not funny didn't laugh"

    • @ShrekGKSPrivacy
      @ShrekGKSPrivacy 2 роки тому

      I also laughed out of pity.

  • @Wayhoo
    @Wayhoo 3 роки тому +82

    You know, if there wasn't an excessive laugh track every 5 seconds I wouldn't have been able to tell she was a comedian

  • @duarte8669
    @duarte8669 4 роки тому +53

    She bought me a laugh, should be coming within 2-3 days

  • @Nick_Lamb
    @Nick_Lamb 6 років тому +413

    This was really depressing.

  • @dabi9219
    @dabi9219 3 роки тому +34

    I'm laughing
    seeing the two musicians at the back looking at her like she is an alien

  • @breakingmad2645
    @breakingmad2645 3 роки тому +56

    To the guy who almost dated Amy, according to Amy’s text story, dodged a bullet

  • @tonyg490
    @tonyg490 6 років тому +95

    Band Members: "How's this fake smile?" "Convincing?" "Check out my fake laugh!"

    • @allesschwarz_liebe5871
      @allesschwarz_liebe5871 5 років тому +2

      Tony G Lmfaooo how are they holding it that long😂

    • @rose-ui6hk
      @rose-ui6hk 4 роки тому +1

      "i hate this woman, therefore it's impossible that anyone else finds her funny"

  • @NSFMoriginal
    @NSFMoriginal 5 років тому +312

    Guys i found a way to laugh at Amy Schumer.....just mute the video

  • @playday89
    @playday89 3 роки тому +164

    The fact that people allowed her on stage is the funniest thing ever

  • @thanos9327
    @thanos9327 2 роки тому +24

    OMG AMY SCHUMER IS HILARIOUS (let my family go pls)

  • @dead8236
    @dead8236 6 років тому +288

    Seems to be something wrong with the video. I keep hearing laughing when no jokes are said. Is it something with my earbuds?? Please fix??

    • @ultimatepepe8698
      @ultimatepepe8698 5 років тому +5

      Yeah I got the problem with my beats, seems like we're not the only ones.

    • @strowleyyy
      @strowleyyy 5 років тому +8

      Try turning off and on again

    • @ultimatepepe8698
      @ultimatepepe8698 5 років тому +4

      @@strowleyyy Doesn't work...

    • @martin3288
      @martin3288 5 років тому +9

      You dont need the sound so you are good

    • @allesschwarz_liebe5871
      @allesschwarz_liebe5871 5 років тому +3

      Martin lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MadameMistress
    @MadameMistress 2 роки тому +25

    “I got married this year” is the funniest thing she’s said

  • @neilmelendez2101
    @neilmelendez2101 3 роки тому +67

    I was laughing my heart out during the whole monologue as I wasn't paying attention to it instead reading the comments which are far superior 😂😂

    • @younever_knewme
      @younever_knewme Рік тому

      Every time I laughed wasn't because of the video but because of the comments 😂

  • @scprez8865
    @scprez8865 3 роки тому +34

    I was in a blanket in a moderately warm room covered up and I still got chills watching this. Not even a laugh, just chills

  • @funnylookinrat
    @funnylookinrat 4 роки тому +35

    I will always have infinite appreciation for the sound editors who probably worked days to find the punchlines to these "jokes" and added a laughtrack so that we know what the "joke" is. Whoever they are, they need to know how important their role in this is.

  • @I_Make_Cuts
    @I_Make_Cuts 4 роки тому +100

    8:28 had me dying

    • @aaronl221
      @aaronl221 3 роки тому

      Yeah same

    • @andreiminecraft8697
      @andreiminecraft8697 3 роки тому +6

      Lol yt made her performance better but just having a comments section with pretty decent jokes

  • @Jsquared2
    @Jsquared2 5 років тому +144

    The comments are so much funnier than the video

  • @waffees7836
    @waffees7836 3 роки тому +45

    “You’re tired” the crowd: “AUHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA”

  • @victorplayz6401
    @victorplayz6401 4 роки тому +58

    I don't know why people hate this so much, I honestly love the 8:28 part

    • @Sogmabolz
      @Sogmabolz 2 роки тому +2

      Hehe. I see what you did there. 1 year late but I had to say it

    • @trenthammer4127
      @trenthammer4127 2 роки тому

      @@Sogmabolz i think the best part was 8:29 - 8:28 is a bit to early

  • @peterholt5686
    @peterholt5686 5 років тому +85

    I only laughed when she said she was happy to host SNL AGAIN.
    I was laughing at SNL for having her back

  • @mr.kazupremiumfantasy1126
    @mr.kazupremiumfantasy1126 6 років тому +953

    So we're still pretending that Amy is funny??

    • @andressasoarez631
      @andressasoarez631 6 років тому +1

      Cesar Medrano this was good material...she mihgt got a good writers.ah and by the way the rehersal where she stole time from a young comeidan weeks ago Aldo helped :(

    • @childrenofjesus5173
      @childrenofjesus5173 6 років тому +2

      She is funny. I love Amy

    • @V8V88
      @V8V88 6 років тому +13

      Andressa Soarez shut up she is but funny if you think she is funny you are an idiot with IQ of 60.

    • @murkycinders4093
      @murkycinders4093 6 років тому +4

      Waleed Khalid wait is she the one who stole jokes from other comedians 🤔

    • @mnamelu
      @mnamelu 6 років тому +3

      Cesar Medrano she's hilarious. Definitely the best comedian EVER!

  • @1randomperson107
    @1randomperson107 3 роки тому +76

    this was the straightest face moment I’ve ever had

  • @albiceleste101
    @albiceleste101 4 роки тому +32

    At what time do the jokes start

  • @Anobody21
    @Anobody21 3 роки тому +53

    Ima keep timestamps that I like to get back to later :

    • @seanbiller1975
      @seanbiller1975 3 роки тому +17

      here’s one: 8:28

    • @Anobody21
      @Anobody21 3 роки тому +12

      @@seanbiller1975 i swear her videos broke my sense of humor so hard that I laughed at comments like this for the 4th time in a row

  • @niamhxxxm5187
    @niamhxxxm5187 2 роки тому +27

    I laughed at this so hard 💀
    Please let my family go amy

  • @relaxedhoneybadger
    @relaxedhoneybadger 3 роки тому +2

    How to laugh
    1-Go on UA-cam
    2-Look yo Amy Shumer
    3- look at like/dislike ratio
    4- look at comments

  • @deadmanx484
    @deadmanx484 4 роки тому +27

    8:28 it's Funniest part of the whole video, how it shows the replay button. Like who's gonna use that.

  • @natedavies4981
    @natedavies4981 2 роки тому +42

    The funniest part of this is the band behind her doing their best to “laugh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @trenthammer4127
      @trenthammer4127 2 роки тому +4

      they were only smiling because they wanted to die so bad from the torture they witnessed

  • @kendrickcurtis3715
    @kendrickcurtis3715 4 роки тому +118

    literally did not laugh once

    • @ColmK83
      @ColmK83 4 роки тому +7

      HEY THAT'S SO SEXIST. YOU ARE JUST MISOGYNISTIC AND AND AND MALE PRIVILEGE AND ALL THAT.

    • @SprinkleB0mb
      @SprinkleB0mb 4 роки тому +1

      Laughed at the comments if that counts

    • @kcmaldonado3948
      @kcmaldonado3948 4 роки тому +2

      @@ColmK83 You forgot 'white.'

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 4 роки тому

      No shit Sherlock

  • @anthonykunkle1959
    @anthonykunkle1959 2 роки тому +10

    idk whats more impressive, how I went through this whole video without smiling or how she hypnotized everyone into being a constant laugh track.

  • @Shankyspice
    @Shankyspice 4 роки тому +34

    It's amazing how comedy can take you places, like any time Amy Schumer appears on a screen within my general vicinity, I'm immediately inclined to go somewhere else. 🤣

  • @lazylefthand
    @lazylefthand 6 років тому +69

    I actually wish I could like this just so I can be different from everyone else...

  • @pizzabox2208
    @pizzabox2208 5 років тому +58

    My grandmas funeral was funnier than Amy Schumer ngl

  • @Ren722
    @Ren722 3 роки тому +14

    I will say Amy Schumer did bring humor.
    This comment section is gold.

  • @kenzy5439
    @kenzy5439 4 роки тому +20

    People come to watch amy schumer
    Not to laugh at her jokes but to see the comment section

  • @jayjaywold8549
    @jayjaywold8549 6 років тому +82

    She must have known somebody to get into this business.

  • @xmanplays7439
    @xmanplays7439 4 роки тому +28

    Amy Schumer: the only person to steal a joke and still make it unfunny

  • @wolfie5185
    @wolfie5185 2 роки тому +2

    8:29 secs into the video and my face is still straighter than i actually am

    • @feleami
      @feleami 2 роки тому +1

      this comment funnier than the vid

    • @wolfie5185
      @wolfie5185 2 роки тому

      Funny is that I don’t remember commenting this

  • @Consaga
    @Consaga 4 роки тому +20

    This sounded like all the jokes I would tell people in 4th grade and people would just ignore me and call me weird

    • @OrkKhanobi
      @OrkKhanobi 4 роки тому +1

      Tommy you're so funny

  • @accountthatillusetocomment3041
    @accountthatillusetocomment3041 2 роки тому +23

    Truly inspiring. Made me get up to turn off the TV and make myself a better person.

  • @ajaysinghrathore1940
    @ajaysinghrathore1940 3 роки тому +12

    To everyone watching this, Always remember "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

  • @duuled
    @duuled 3 роки тому +14

    8:29 Dude she is so funny 😂😂😂

    • @catchyname4353
      @catchyname4353 3 роки тому

      Oh man that was my favorite part! 10/10

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 6 років тому +261

    Y'all are some savages man! I don't care about Amy Schumer one way or another, but the hate is strong! God damn!

    • @sintwo0one
      @sintwo0one 6 років тому +2

      Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot hard on hoes 2018

    • @Kdizzy
      @Kdizzy 6 років тому +8

      She's a proven joke thief. Would you respect a robber?

    • @davidglasspool4921
      @davidglasspool4921 6 років тому +11

      Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot i’m not really a fan of her work but it’s really weird how people consistently go out of their way to publicly express their dislike for her. I don’t get it. Yet, here I am reading UA-cam comments on a video of her.

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 6 років тому +10

      DrZaious yeah cuz no one else is popular simply because they make sex jokes. How many male comedians use their girlfriend, wife, as their main source of comedy and most of it has to do with sex or masturbating? I think because Amy is one of the few women that does sex jokes, guys hate it. It's like a woman boss being called a "b****" for being assertive and a man with the exact same actions being called "confident" or "driven". It's really annoying. I don't even really like Amy that much, but she's pretty ballsy.

    • @Kdizzy
      @Kdizzy 6 років тому +3

      HouseMDaddict Especially takes giant balls to steal other people's work and claim it as your own on camera.

  • @arongroothuis6767
    @arongroothuis6767 6 років тому +240

    Well I was going to give her another chance but this... this was just bad.

    • @petarpetrov2259
      @petarpetrov2259 6 років тому

      Literally why I came here...

    • @juicebox3370
      @juicebox3370 6 років тому

      EXACTLY

    • @tristanwentink5735
      @tristanwentink5735 6 років тому +3

      Mia It ain't a women's thing, it's more of a sexist's thing.

    • @actinglikejay9241
      @actinglikejay9241 5 років тому +6

      This has nothing to do with sexism, if you guys think she’s even half funny, then you’re mentally ill or you just like retarded jokes.

  • @robr2882
    @robr2882 6 років тому +13

    I’ve never really understood why people go watch and comment on how they hate someone. But after watching Amy, I can see why people do it. I’m just so bothered by her existence alone I just need to express it and let other people agree with me. She honestly is just the epitome of comedy and just people in general.

  • @skycase1976
    @skycase1976 3 роки тому +28

    Amy Shumer:"I just killed a man"
    *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA*