China Is Big Mad Over U.S. Tariffs | How Is Musk Allowed To Do This? | Egg Surcharge At Waffle House
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- China hit back at the U.S. with tariffs on technology, farm equipment and fashion products, Elon Musk is using a group of 18 to 24 year-old hackers for his unconstitutional government takeover, and rising prices have prompted Waffle House restaurants to enact a surcharge of 50 cents per egg.
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When I got my job with the government, I had to get a background check. But with these criminals in Washington DC, rich people can buy their way into government power.
It's great to have the old, boy rich, white guy hiring in place again. Isn't it? (sarcasm)
It's called a kakistocracy
Like how Joe Biden pardoned his friends and family? You can’t get a more corrupt president than Biden.
They whine about DEI- code for 'only white men deserve jobs' - while Trump hands out government jobs in return for millions.
Same here I need to get a license for my job and renew it every few years. If I get a speeding ticket I have the chance to lose my license which my job, same for drinking driving, if I do drug 100% lost me job
Can’t spell FELON without ELON!
Have we tried turning the government off and on again?
Thank you for making me laugh! I wish it was that simple.
It is. It's a simple house of cards that will collapse. I'm waiting for the tangerine toddler to start his first round of "you're fired" - how many press secretaries did he go through in the first term?
@ATM648 well he is still in the middle of shutting it off. also technically he is shytting on it at the same time.
Great idea, a Reset button might be better than a Reboot button because it erases all the recent malware.
The collapse will be the off. Rebuilding will be the on. it's merka the divided & divided they fall.
Our government in Serbia is so bad we have had huge student led protests since November last year, with almost every profession joining in and the Prime Minister had to resign a couple of day ago. And even we are like - things in the US right now are crazy.
😂😂 Thanks for that perspective. Best of luck over there! 😂❤
😮 wow, good luck to you amd yours ❤
I think the plan is to shut down universities. Which would result in millions of unemployed, passionate kids with nothing left to lose.
Okay...now that is scary....😢
@@alfredgeorge3186sometimes hearing someone else's hard luck story makes you realise how bad of a situation you're in.
😂 Thank you for making me laugh during this madness.
❤
We are too stressed to laugh..we appreciate , Steve trying to cheer us up
If you smile usually it's easier to release the stress.
I'm not stressed. I'm gleeful
As someone who grew up such a proud patriot, I can now say that as of these last two weeks I have never felt so detached from my country. This is not my home. This is not OUR home.
Heaven is anyone's home who will believe Jesus Christ is the King 👑 and not djt 🐽
This earth 🌍 is going to be r@ped by donald and his fascist minions.
Jesus is coming back soon to reward both believers, and to punish the wicked.
Read Revelation (it's not that long)
Also, the book of Daniel;
Which tells the compelling story of resistance unto dea#h.
Both books give a pretty good picture of what is happening now.
Except Jesus's free gift he offers to absolutely every human being and you can be assured his Spirit will always strive with you and in the end, you get to live in perfect peace 🕊️
You get Heaven 😢😅
Just talk to Him
He will listen
Just except.
I'm the same. It hurts my heart to hear so much cheating regarding our Constitution. 😢😢
It feels like the family home we love has become infested with rats.
I feel the same and I know that's their plan
This IS your home! What are you going to do to defend it?
Stephen, you are getting me through these dark times. Thank you.
People wake up your country USA is in the middle of a coup d'état. I don't see where the joke is??
AMEN!
@firebird189 4 lovely years at least of Trumpism. Hope he can become a Monarch dictator or if not we have 8 years of J D VANCe. And then 8 years of Lara and Barron Trump That's how Monarch's start their reign The Trump Dynasty
@@alberttrinidad1750 🥴
poor you!
Take care of yourself, Stephen. You are very much needed right now. And you are appreciated.
Bootlicker much?
😂😂😂😂
@@Dia_tribebootlickers are trump supporters
@@Dia_tribehi Russian bot.
@@Dia_tribeAs Bill the Cat so succinctly said “Phhhhbbbbbtttt.”
Thanks Stephen & LSSC Crew! Let's keep fighting the Good Fights! Peace, Love & Democracy!
You consider jokes, hooting and laughing like clowns, "fighting"? Oh, honey, obviously, the reality of the situation hasn't dawned on you yet.
@@truthsayer1111 YES the reality is the trump is an orange buffoon
@@truthsayer1111 the REAL CLOWNS are all the morons on the right. We laugh at their stupidity.
delusional
@ yes, YOU are.
Good luck farmers... its what many of you farmers voted for !
Yeah, they aren't looking so happy here in SD, and they say they stopped watching the news, I bet when things get really bad they will be asking guys like me to donate to help save their farms.
@ Or we'll have to do a bail out. Ugh. Gotta love this guy-- he would know best, what with writing about the art of the deal and being a (failing) businessman.
@@Jerroh6we already do.
This farmer didn't vote for that SOB!!! But I'll suffer just the same.
Yup, esp. the farmers in CA, where Trump ordered 2.2 billion gallons of water released from two reservoirs. Besides the fact that the water isn't going to reach the fires, that water was earmarked for farmers who might have needed it should the weather be especially dry. You asked for it, MAGA farmers, you got it: Donald Trump! 🎶
I just want to say how grateful I am to be in the comment section with normal people! Thank you for being normal people over here! Did anyone else else’s phone or other Apple device go off and respond after he asked Siri to open Moby Dick?
You are not alone 😂
@ 💙
I work at the big American book store and it’s heartening that you recognized Moby Dick from our classics series.
🤣
@ I adore Moby Dick! I am an avid reader, and I’m glad to hear that someone else also still loves books! I have never read a book on anything electronic, and I never will because I love the smell of the book, the feel of the book, the sound of the pages. Literature is my favorite art form.
What would we do without you Stephen!!! Thank you for your existence. Your humor - helps me get through the day!
Well..:he’s going to jail soon. So, have fun.
@E.d.M-y1n You’re a MAGA lover. You’re incapable of critical thinking.
Excellent.Thank you Stephen, and thank you to all the Late Show crew. You all cannot possibly understand the magnitude and importance of your work. Yall are heroes. And thank you to Louis and the band for playing us out with Birdland. God bless you all
Dear America, THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
@@DvLnDsGyZ good one!
INSIDE
...and the Senate.
I've been saying that for the last 8 years!!!
We were warned! Now we have to deal with the consequences 😢
And we (the whole world) will.
I never voted for him!!!
this is democracy ..democracy is priceless ...
I get the cathartic need to cope with what is happening, but I hope this isn't lessening the importance of what is happening. I don't live in the states, so I can't, but you all need to be getting out there. Go to protests, call your representative, share it on social media platforms. The playbook is to overwhelm into giving it up. That is how they get away with it. YOU HAVE POWER!! Don't check out. Yes, take care of yourself, but don't give up. We can get through this, if we get through it together.
Over 400 people showed up in the freezing rain to protest yesterday in Indianapolis, IN which is a very Red State!! That’s promising :) Thank you for your kind words and advice
@@indyufo6673 Thank you for that. This is a case where I want to be proven wrong. And I acknowledge the media isn't covering these protests enough, so I'm working with a lack of data, so, again, the more people contradict my doubts, the happier I am. Keep up the fight, stay strong, stay supported, and we will get through this, day by day, good day or bad, we are stronger than this.
I am so concerned 😭😭💙🇺🇸 I have never felt so hopeless and disheartened and scared.
Sugar helps distract from the dread. I had 3 or 4 cups of hot cocoa today >.> Hope you find what helps you feel better for a moment.
We are all on this together
That's what they want you to feel. Take care of yourself. Tune out when you need to.
It will be nightmares for the next 4 years.
I keep trying to remind myself that they are doing this to try to shock us into inaction, it is purposeful. I feel despondent at times, but we can't let them win by crushing our will to stand up for what we believe in
As an Australian, I’m relieved that Musk is South African. We have enough to answer for, having given you Rupert Murdoch and Ken Ham.
No Bruce he ran away. Not ours just because he was spawned here! We DON"T want him back. Send him to El Salvador.
Yeah but you also gave us Crocodile Dundee and Mel…… uh, never mind
The Australian government would be wise to ban all immigrants from the United States. I wouldn't take a chance on an American..Mad Cowboy disease may be contagious.
As a South African, I'm embarrassed!
@gregbors8364 Yes you can keep Mel !
Stephen, we love you! You and your writers are saving our hearts and sanity through the laughter your show generates. Thank you, thank you, thank you! 💕💕💕
Thank you Stephen for your honest job well done👍👏
Greetings from a very concerned Dutchman in Finland ❤
What are u doing in finland?😊....
You mean, America's 52nd state?
Can I sleep on your couch?
Greetings from a very concerned Dutchman in Taiwan ❤️
Send help.
If 288 million dollars was all that was needed to buy the American government,
why didn't Panama think of this? Soooooooo cheap!
I don't know if the American government is that cheap, but Donald Trump certainly is!
Brilliant deduction. That amount is so little for Musk it is like us buying a cup of coffee. Petty cash for the power of Hitler.
Well don't forget the 44 billion he spent on Twitter
That's just what he paid for the treasury department. Now that he has our SS numbers and tax ID, he can just take what he needs.
@@lindaswanson9328The only thing Musk needs are handcuffs and a prison cell.
Don’t be scared LETS RISE UP !!!
💯
What was neglected is what Kennedy also said in that interview about the freeze: "Call someone who cares. You know, they better get used to this. It’s USAID today, it’s going to be the Department of Education tomorrow." What arrogance.
Oh ffs. Of course he did. Dude you do realise the average American does care? Or at least will in about 2 seconds when they realise what the loss of soft power actually means.
Cared so much, did they?@bluebelle8823
Looks like the divided states need to start looking after their own & planning accordingly.
@@Steve-rh9dk you do realize the opposition will be visiting idahos solution likely soon right.
Trump voters will be the hardest hit by such measures as the blue states fund the red states...
Oh Stephen... how we NEEDED this delightful distraction.❤ THANK YOU to your entire staff!!
The problem, as witty as Stephen Colbert is, is that extremist governments always recognise that if you're still laughing then it shows you're just not angry enough to effect change.
You’re a brave man Steven. Keep it up!
he is a coward, a careerist, a fake.
What’s crazy is that this was just released and it’s not even current.
😜
Thats the strategy.
This is what the collapse of an empire looks like..
Like a bouncy castle losing air...
Along with the sad & defeated squeaky-whimper sound. 😂
It's both tragic and amusing to watch..
Not amusing. Are you in Trump's Cabinet or something?... @mzanzibariful
Just wait until the U.S. dollar gets toppled as the global reserve currency.
The entire creative team should get five gold stars and a fatter paycheque because, my gosh, SUPERB comedic takes and searing satirical commentary tonight! 🎉🎉🎉 Love you, Stephen. You keep us sane and informed and entertained! ❤
These past two weeks felt like 10 years
One day to the next feels like too long.
Just think how you will feel in four years? (If we live that long...)
USA deserves all these. Many citizens are clueless and just dumb about things around them. This is a country that dominates the world in terms of currency, trade, arms and ammunition and has constantly pushed their social media and entertainment down the throat of the rest of the world with all their millionaires and billionaires and pretend to be the best democracy in the world.
Cringe😂
Can you imagine being married to that creep. Poor Melonia.
In the midst of the turmoil of tariffs, invasions of Panama, Gaza and Greenland, does anyone else feel that we are being distracted from Dump's main game?
Yes
Project 2025
He himself doesn't have any, that would require mental capacity to actually form a plan, his "handlers" on the other hand...
@ you mean the authors of project 2025, pure evil.
It's what Musk is doing
Over here in the U.K. we watch with interest, even in those quiet backwaters of old England, a country estate that we maintain with a big house, we are a bit surprised and bemused , while loading the tractor trailer or weeding between the shoots of the spring daffodils, members of the gardening team ask each other, what IS GOING ON ? In the country we thought we knew well !
LA Sen Kennedy really needs to STFU with his asinine "folksy" sayings.
Yes, I wrote a comment earlier on this. He's a fake, Ivy educated, didn't used to sound like that, and all his stories are stoopid af because they are fake.
Is because he is soooo stupid?
Will Rogers he's not.
I wonder what his wife thought of his preference for omelets over sex.
Relief
First because obsessed!! We’re going to need you Stephen 😭🥹
Thank you for bringing laughter and a way to escape this madness 😭
Senator Kennedy!! You are so full of EXCREMENT!!!
So why promote him to senator?
Made me think, I scream, you scream, we all scream for EXCREMENT! 😅 lol but that’s dumb
How did that moron become a senator?
Huckleberry Clown!
@@tonylove4800Louisiana did that.
Thanks for keeping it a little more real this time!
Protests are happening TODAY in every state capital! Let's go!!!
Wearing blue all day!
Yes! We can do this!
😂 TAX ON, TAX OFF 😂
Very good
Brilliant satire! Keep us going toward sanity.
❤
The "sanity" that thinks there are 74 genders named after random noises? The sanity letting men compete vs women in sports, in the most stupid case in weight lifting letting a man win with lifting 450 lbs more than the "second", an actual female? Before you acknowledge we went way overboard with this you don't get to claim insanity on the other side.
bathetic, you mean
Dear MAGA, explain how Trump occupying Gaza is gonna lower inflation?
Sky's the limit when you don't give a shit!
It won't.
On the other hand, I bet people who didn't vote for Harris because of Gaza feel pretty stupid now.
And they should.
How is sending your sons and daughter to level Gaza so he can build condos gonna lower prices. He has removed America from the UN Human Rights Council for a reason. There is only one reason to take that step, and it is a very bad one.
Trump occupying Gaza?
Trump plans on building expensive beachfront vacation homes in Gaza and selling them as time-shares to all of his MAGA rich, debauched friends and allies.
Trump doesn't care about inflation when he has a chance to make alot of money off of a big real estate deal.
Once a real estate salesman always a real estate salesman.
@@macsmith2013The most exasperating thing about stupid people is that they are immune to the facts. Single issue voters on either side of the aisle are so stupid it's a wonder that they still know how to breathe. And these are the same people who are still reproducing..de evolution 🧬
FAFO shame on all who voted for him
Zero sympathy
The trump voters really did help to install a monster in office. The entire world will suffer from what they have done.
The US is looking and feeling more like 1930s Germany every day. It is absolutely frightening.
I wish people would stop over using that phrase. It's easier to just say F off to the morons who voted for this.
He’s the anti christ
All the "Dems" that voted golden calf because they were mad about something or other? Or didn't vote due to apathy? Yeah, that was smart...
The majority of the country then
2:20 You're laughing, but I've caught myself doing this with physical books after reading on my tablet for extended periods 😂😂😂
As a nonbinary person I’ve genuinely just been spiraling these past few weeks and I know everybody says it but thanks Steven for being able to tell the news in a way that is palatable and humorous. As long as this show stays strong I know things haven’t gotten that bad just yet.
I'm praying for you, friend.
I'm one of those they/ them people too.
I'm feeling ill right now, doctors tomorrow.
The coup (edit) won't get me easily, I will survive out of spite.
Self-care is important.
I identify as a chimpanzee. Sounds almost as ridiculous as not being a male or a female. If you truly loved and appreciated yourself for for who you are you wouldn’t care about how you identify. You’d be too busy being content with your life.
@@dumptruck_babsSo disingenuous. Zero chance you prayed for them.
❤
tRump is going to review the spending in the federal budget? Do you mean the guy that bankrupted his own casino?
Casinos, plural. Give the man the full credit he deserves.
Well not him specifically. He’s going to be playing golf and eating takeout. It’ll be Musk and the P25 authors in actuality.
@@armie4172 You mean the Musk that has bankrupted his *own* companies over and over?
He is going to bankrupt the country and sell it off to the billionaires kissing his ass.
I love Stephen Colbert……he helps me to feel normal!
I feel so sorry for you, Karen.
Just remember, that Elon Musk paid 44 billion to buy Twitter, but he only paid 288 million to buy the US Government. That's one hell of a deal.
I wonder whether he could've done so without x. I guess we'll never know whether that 44 was too much, or that 288...
Elon is entrepreneur. He bought Twitter because Trump was banned on Twitter. He also helped Trump to get the keys to White house because Trump was twice impeachment nominated and has 34 criminal convictions... Looks pretty logical.
And made 130 billion since trump won the election so yeah, hell of a deal.
Him buying X is what bought him USA. I’m shocked more people aren’t talking about this.
I never eat waffles but don’t you need eggs to make them ?
Donnie tries to act like a bully, but he is a wimp...
Stand up to him and stand up for what is right!
He's trying to be like his hero Vladimir Putin with his random threats of nuking everybody. Putin is also a frightened bully. But compared to Trump, he's Iron Man and Superman rolled into one.
Tomorrow, February 5, 2025, there will be protests at each of the capitals of all 50 states! Anti-project 2025.
He is a bully, they are cowards and wimps, if you stand up to them, like Mexico & Canada did, they back down !
Donnie is a diaper soiling dementia case. Fortunately his time is almost up. America will dance on his grave.
I find it funny how the head of the CLC advised Trudeau on February 3rd to cut off energy and other major exports to USA. Suddenly trump announced he'd hold off 30 days and took credit for a Biden negotiated border agreement. I'm pretty certain our stiff response scared trump off. He can't handle this, China, and Mexico. It would ruin USA.
My iPhone Literally responded "Uh-Huh" when he said "Siri, open book". Lmao! We're screwed, and I need a new phone.
😂
Protest march 5th Feb across 50 states.
R.50501 link.
Please everybody, join the march in your capital city!
The Majority of Unitedstatesian voters elected Trump. Thankfully his actions are isolating the USA, which makes it easier to sanction for its support of ethnic cleansing and genocide.
Hey to my fellow Canadians!❤🇨🇦
Please let us stand up and support our American neighbours Canada 🇨🇦
Please let us protest in all our Canadian cities this February 5th, 2025 to stand united with our American Neighbours!
#StrongerTogetherUnitedasAlliesForever❤💙🇨🇦🇺🇲💪🏻🙏🏼
I’ve been on a few protests here in Australia and generally they’re always on a weekend, I understand the urgency of a March/protest, but still seems like the weekend would have attracted way more people (unless there’s a public holiday I’m unaware of)
The process of linking all those egg/Kennedy bits together to make pretzel of comedy was brilliant!
What are we going to do when no one gets their social security checks??
Well you can point and laugh at some of them
Karen, calm down, Karen, please. That will not happen. What fear monger have you been seeing?
Between Trump and netanyahu, it's hard to decide which one is Hitler and which one is mussolini.
Interesting how you forgot Stalin...
Stalin, Hitler and kim jong un.
If you didn’t vote for Harris because of Gaza and you feel stupid, that’s good. You should feel stupid.
@@Dead1yCoolThose poor people. And the people of Ukraine. And gell, the average citizens of Russia. All condemned to hell because greedy old men longing fir the good old days seized power.
@@Dead1yCool agreed.
Give us this day our daily Kimmel/Colbert reports. ❤😊
Yes! It's the only thing that gets me through a day of Trump's unhinged "announcements". 🥴
And Seth Myers. The Holy Trinity of Late Night Shows. 🥰
@@pierceaero3005 yes!! Helps me get through each day!!
A spoon full of Colbert makes the newsreels go down🎶
We're getting further and further from the Constitution, I'm scared.
Constitution never was perfect. Lately going again into a weird direction though.
Don't think scared. Think brave, mad, revenge! What would a republican do?
Checks and balances. The Constitution is adaptable, but in a specific way - an amendment, not an executive order scrawled with a sharpie.
People, it's not inscribed on tablets of stone by the fiery finger of G-d. We (in South Africa [you know? The country that's so terrible but President Elon's daddy is living in blissful incestuous marraige in?]) have one of the most Idealistic constitutions in the world that was negotiated after the fall of Apartheid. It's pretty good and we try to live up to it. At the moment perhaps you could just focus on optimising your current 2nd Amendment Rights?
@@Ozzy3000found the communist
All jokes aside, right now, the richest person in the world is allowing the poorest people in the world to starve to death by cutting off USAID. #YCMTSU
It's horrible. He's killing people with this
So glad we (South Africa) have only one project funded by USAID. It'll be tough but..........Ironically USAID was considered a CIA front promoting USA imperialist interests in the day.
And you all are trying to stop him? Your sons and daughters will be sent to level Gaza so he can build condos. He removed America from the UN Human Rights Council. There is only one reason yo do that and it is very bad.@theresas14
No
Yeah. But they're not American and not white, so he wouldn't care
As a Canadian even though we hurt from the US government actions, I feel even worse for all Américans whom have to live with all the actions affecting your democracy, services and minorities. Unfortunately the current administration seems to driven by the interest of a small groups of companies and radical groups. Hang in there and don’t give up.
So with anyone with 300 million can buy the richest and most powerful country in the world. I never knew US constitution was so cheap!
If every American put in just $1, maybe you could buy it back?
For Trump it is-- as long as it benefits him, who cares about any Constitution?
@@donotcallme-f6r Constitution is just a book. It cannot defend itself. If US Congress and judiciary are dancing with him then God help US and the world. This is just a start...
He also sent a buttload of X messages backing Trump.
He couldn't earlier, only with a convincted crimal who was about thís close of serving time in jail, someone without any morals, decentie and only power and 💵 in his mind!!! 😡
My biggest concern is how we are going to survive all these financial and political crises, especially the power struggle in the US. The government has really made things difficult for its citizens and we cannot just sit by and suffer the consequences of bad governance🙏...
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Thanks to Mrs. Latricia Hammonds
She's a licensed broker and successful entrepreneur from the state.
I first met her last year at a conference in Washington DC, invested $2,000 and within a week of trade I make over $15,000.
I am amazed that you mentioned and recommended Latricia Hammonds. I came across one of her client's testimonial on CNBC news last week.
Stephen, you’ve summoned my Siri across the pond😂
Can't spell Felon without elon.
Well that's not dumb at all.
So cringe
That's what his mommy and daddy said when he was born.
Good one…
@@jeannieschweitzer1754 good one, ya if you’re a child 😂
I am livid that Elon Musk and his tech bros have basically been handed our government- with Congress ( Republicans too) just letting it happen. HOW DO WE STOP THIS?! The whole Tariff issue is insane, he is literally fighting his 2018 beautiful deal...
Ordinary people need to vote them out... unfortunately that won't happen until they feel the pain of the current administration's action and finally see (and accept responsibility for) the consequences of their vote
get a united front on the left, with decent and understandable policy. Focus economy. Happy people don't vote in wrecking balls.
greed and power are their uniting factors.
I'd even say just go silent for 4 years. You're giving his lunacy a platform. Which is gold for Colbert - but it doesn't help the US that much. Every fart is aired - but sadly the stench only gets worse. Stop sharing his farts!
Elon is treating our government like his new toy. Horrifying!
The worst thing is SS, Medicaid and our privacy.
Honest to God, I don't know how you can still make me laugh at this point. This is HARD!
Never has a phrase "Only in America" been more apt. How low can you go?
That question is a dare and you know it...
muuuuuuch lower.
"How low can you go?" - Have you never heard the term, "bottomless pit"?
Colbert is our spoon of sugar that makes the medicine go down, that's for sure 🥄
Trouble is, it keeps coming back up!😮
It’s poison
Lol cringe
It's not medicine, it's pure poison that you're swallowing. Even if you take it with sugar, it doesn't prevent it from killing you and everyone else.
More like poison than medicine.
Thank you Stephen for turning this to be funny 😂
Can someone send Elon back home🤔🤔🤔
Like, to Mars?
Tough, he's an American citizen. Excuse me, you have to be precise these days - a non-Spanish speaking citizen...
Not Ours before someone picks on South Africa again.
We do not want him back. He is an expendable Canadian asset.
Let's make his dreams come true and send him to Mars.
The "tax on tax off" joke in the thumbnail was great. This an the eating the rock to beat the scissors made my day. Great work, writers.
The Kennedy riff was brilliant 😂
Priceless! You are a treasure😍
Watching from Australia and laughing far too much … but with Dutton wanting to imitate Trump it could be just as bad here too at the next election🤮
Hopefully you don't have as many stupid people as we have here in the US, stay strong.
I feel you. We've got a similar politician here in Canada, though I'm hoping that the recent conflict with the US will wake us up.
With Gina as our Muskrat 🤢🤢🤢
He's a Temu Trump.
Egg prices are high as hell no matter where we go!! 😥🤬
lots of birds are sick
@@mrangryface About one million birds were destroyed.
And much of our chicken feed grain comes from Ukraine and Russia, each of whom is a little distracted lately. Probably trying hard just to feed themselves.
I heard Its very low in north Korea
Buy chickens. Write them off in your taxes. Now we're all corporations. Write everything off. You incorporated.
You got my like for that Dyson joke 😂
Having Gomer Pyle as a senator can't be good.
I still cannot believe he was once a judge. 😳 Mr. Kennedy is definitely not qualified.
Gomer Pyle was a fundamentally decent human being
Gomer Pyle was not an evil double crossing snake politician
Suh, I demand you retract yoah foul and perfidious insuhlt to the memory of a sincerely nice puhson, Gomer Pyle. [I can say that... I'm stuck living in Deep South] p.s. Kennedy is a total fake, didn't used to talk that.
Correction-Mr. Haney from Green Acres!
Elon Musk the unelected joker that 'just wants to watch the country burn.'
You are so right here looks like the Joker
All because Daddy never liked him...
He IS a self-proclaimed admirer of accelerationist philosophy, so it's not incredibly surprising to see him doing what he's doing, given unrestricted access to this degree of power.
Canadian agent provocateur?
What a fantastic monologue!
Bloody brilliant. Love from Scotland 😂🏴❤️
Tesla is down in sales in Australia by 30% so far.
👏👏👏🥳
Keep going! Ditch Starlink too if it's there in the outback.
Thank you, Australia!
I got rid of scamzon
Excellent news!
Right on!
That bit with the book cracked me up (and I don’t often laugh during the show.)
They’re NOT Engineers. It takes at least 5 years to become an Engineer.
What are they? Just hackers?
@@nadiasilvershine4630 College students studying to be engineers and other tech-related positions. At least one of them is still a freshman.
ELON would rather call them Engineers than computer hackers.
bachelor of science is a 4 year degree to become and engineer in training, then 4 years of that, then you can apply to become a professional engineer.The minimum is 8 years after high school.
Some people have a natural instinct when it comes to engineering. People like Rudolf Diesel, Reginald Mitchell, Wilhelm Maybach, George Stephenson, Richard Trevithick and Gustav Eiffel for example. No amount of education can replace raw talent. Musk doesn't have it.
Tooo funny and spot on!
I find it difficult to find humour in this chaos. It’s as though we’ve got past that stage and should be finding leaders capable of launching the biggest fight back America has ever seen.
Keep the faith my friend.
It’s happening
the slapstick is unreal, though. One can only laugh, or cry at this point in time.
@@corbeau-_-how about fighting it?
Yeah, how about leaders being held to accountability for their actions
And we all thought the checks and balances would prevent us turning into a dystopia in the blink of an eye. 😢
Again the funding fathers did not think possible that a whole party (GOP) would become a cult. Nor they foresee a SCOTUS reintroducing a king into the constitution.
They might have had all the checks and balances not been replaced by maga cultists first. The slow-moving coup has been in motion for a while.
Most of those checks and balances weren't actually in the laws.
All it took was people to say "yes, I can" to people saying "you can't do that!"
@E.d.M-y1n You're brainwashed; if you want to do something positive, eat some LEd.
@E.d.M-y1n And when did that happen?
John kennedy is a prime example of why we need an age cap in the government.
Thanks Stephen, rather tears of laughter, than tears of sorrow 💙 ...
Give it a few months....
@@_--JohnVK--_ We aren't lasting months lol
Trump is, at best, an embarrassment. (Same goes for his administration.)
trunt** has syphilis.
At worst, he's "a chimp with a chainsaw."
Half of what he is doing, are a distraction from the other half he and Musk are doing.
They are destoying your Country from the inside and ruining your relations to your allies at the same time.
Hope you act before it is to late.
Love from Denmark a (former?) ally.
You are overly kind!
2:16 i laughed hard when he swiped the book because i did that last week while reading a clipboard and glancing at my screen. I shifted focus to the clipboard and swiped up the paper. Felt so silly😂
This is my favorite line from a very good old movie titled "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire," spoken by a wise, elderly Roman senator: "There comes a time when its people no longer believe in it. Then does an empire begin to die."
Based on a book, I believe. 😆
😂
Speak for yourself. You defeatists are not helping.
nobody talks about the actual wise man who said “what the heck are we doing building an empire? it’s just gonna piss off everyone who’s land we’re stealing and then we’ll have to live as unwanted invaders constantly harassed by “terrorists” because we deserve it.”.
@@horrido666 Being able to describe what you see is not being defeatist.
If you ignore what you see you are an enabler.
This term is aging us in dog years
Maybe passivity is not the right strategy for our reluctant law makers and law enforcers.
I feel it! I’m looking to get out of this chaotic cheeto catastrophe 🙏🏼🦋🗽
'the cleansing fire of an indifferent universe..' what a line...
Keep it coming Mr Colbert
You’re keeping us all sane…
Kennedy needs to scoot back to his old folks home and take his meds!
Can't stand him or any of them.
If I waitresses I'd spit into every omelette 😂😂
One of the worst charlatans with his folksy twist... automatic gag reflex trigger!
Old man shouts at clouds.
Take Donald with him to "a home for Donald "😂😂😂
How can a guy who's bankrupted more businesses than you can count, count every single penny? He bankrupted a freaking casino. A business predicated on taking patron's money. Just, how?!
Could Kennedy be more cartoonish?
Nope. Except for the fools who believe him - he has an army of stans.
Yes, give him time.
It’s a coup!!
Damn right it is
A Chicken Coup...
Cope😂
@@yasuke1280it can happen to you. Wait for it.
@@TheSocratease It already has, no matter what these cultists wanna tell themselves
You are so amazing Stephen!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰👏👏👏👏👏
How about a tarrif on foreign real estate investments?
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Woah, now - let's not be hasty ...
Excellent idea. But they would just find a work around.
Please don't be silent. Show your opposition before its too late.
It IS too late.
No more crying emojis. Only share angry emojis. Be righteously angry, not sad.
@@RevLeigh55Post emojis for a comment, then you’re done- as if you’ve actually done something. Using emojis is almost as useless as offering prayers, but the praying people can feel more holy & righteous.
Stephen trying to swipe open his book-So relatable. Admittedly, I've snapped pics of articles and had TTS read my pics to me; It's an accessibility work-around.😁
I am glad I am in Canada. If someone wrote a novel about the current news from the US, would anyone take it seriously?
Not in a million years.🦘
Dystopia at its finest😡
George Orwell, 1984
I told my husband if things get worse we’re moving to Canada, we own property up there!
@@gaileastwood6540welcome🇨🇦