‘Female Loneliness’ (& How To Fix It)

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  • @Shoe0nHead
    @Shoe0nHead  8 місяців тому +1462

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  • @williansnobre
    @williansnobre 8 місяців тому +28424

    If men approach women they think men are creepy
    If women approach men they think it is a prank or a set up

    • @thefart
      @thefart 8 місяців тому +4136

      Unironically thought I was getting scammed when a girl was chatting with me today. Still unsure

    • @slewdry8233
      @slewdry8233 8 місяців тому +1652

      bet social media has nothing to do with the latter

    • @pvdg3515
      @pvdg3515 8 місяців тому +263

      @@thefart hahhahaa

    • @nexusgiga
      @nexusgiga 8 місяців тому +2716

      If a woman approaches a man it's a fed

    • @Cryodrone
      @Cryodrone 8 місяців тому +814

      When men approach men...its cute and i hope the best for both of them

  • @florianizer
    @florianizer 8 місяців тому +4980

    Last date I went on with a girl had a really awkward moment while we were being seated at a restaurant. I took my fedora off and started to panic when I realized I didn't have any place to set it. When I looked up, she was sat there smiling and holding out the most beautiful hat box I had ever seen. It was an absolutely perfect date... and then I woke up.

    • @alexusman
      @alexusman 8 місяців тому +496

      You got me in the first half, not gonna lie!

    • @rocky-my5ck
      @rocky-my5ck 8 місяців тому +220

      Dammit i wanted to believe it so hard!

    • @KA-pe6sv
      @KA-pe6sv 8 місяців тому +505

      I knew something was off the moment I read “took my fedora off”

    • @bigfunko1957
      @bigfunko1957 8 місяців тому +75

      Hamlet if it was good

    • @benia1908
      @benia1908 8 місяців тому +12

      lol I hope that was reality

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 8 місяців тому +8012

    "I always thought being alone was the worst thing there is. It's not. It's being around people that make you feel alone."
    *- Robin Williams*

    • @bobjohnson5557
      @bobjohnson5557 8 місяців тому +402

      Considering he removed himself, this speaks volumes.

    • @AirShark95
      @AirShark95 8 місяців тому +399

      It's like one of my all-time favorite movie quotes (from Thin Red Line):
      "Don't you ever get lonely?"
      "Only around people"

    • @CaptainShovelHead
      @CaptainShovelHead 8 місяців тому +69

      You can't yearn for something that you don't know exists. There's thousands of things I could be feeling isolated from right now, but I'm not since I don't know that they're happening.

    • @Johnnysmithy24
      @Johnnysmithy24 8 місяців тому +3

      Trueeeee

    • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
      @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 8 місяців тому +98

      I feel that way around my sister. She won't go anywhere without her little dog. All she does is talk about her dog. I sit there thinking, I haven't seen you in years, and all you care about is a dog you see every day...

  • @ron-paultamayo2939
    @ron-paultamayo2939 3 місяці тому +315

    As a man, literally all the 50s dating tips would work on me.
    Grandma raised a gentleman.

    • @corriveau21
      @corriveau21 11 днів тому +3

      let me guess you are one of those that constantly get used for his money and get nothing.

    • @leroy203
      @leroy203 10 днів тому +18

      ​@@corriveau21crazy assumption from that 😂😂

    • @jasonrichardsondvi177
      @jasonrichardsondvi177 10 днів тому +13

      @@corriveau21wild logic

    • @liljosue2762
      @liljosue2762 5 днів тому +1

      Danm who hurt you 🥺

    • @oneshotez
      @oneshotez 2 дні тому

      ​@@corriveau21Who hurt u like plz bro do tell

  • @dragonturtle2703
    @dragonturtle2703 8 місяців тому +6067

    I like how the author note wasn't even "don't sit with the men, sit with the women", or even "sit alone", it's "aggressively take the entire seat when you don't need to, like an asshole."

    • @shinigami891
      @shinigami891 8 місяців тому +727

      Thats why all her other article were about being single... Don't take advice from a fish on how to catch a fish.

    • @Jonas_M_M
      @Jonas_M_M 8 місяців тому +181

      "Man spreading" on the other hand

    • @young-salt
      @young-salt 8 місяців тому

      Literal anti social behavior. She has a mental disorder

    • @projectdeveloper9311
      @projectdeveloper9311 8 місяців тому

      That's the thing, she IS an asshole

    • @jazzyjswift
      @jazzyjswift 8 місяців тому +48

      @@StackSnackies when the bathroom sink gets too crowded, expand into the bus seats.

  • @bartudundar3193
    @bartudundar3193 8 місяців тому +12028

    Virgin "Stay single and be a girlboss" vs Chad "STOWAWAY ON A BATTLESHIP AND GIVE MEN DEATH STATISTICS"

    • @Archflip
      @Archflip 8 місяців тому +553

      The stow away on a battleship line immediately made me think about don't ask don't tell policies among sailors in the navy.

    • @jamesdillonmccracken
      @jamesdillonmccracken 8 місяців тому +493

      Yeah that stow away on a boat one was definitely a psyop to try and get the sailors to stop butt fuckin each other.

    • @MHKing03
      @MHKing03 8 місяців тому +166

      Female version of Chad = Stacey

    • @MichalisG1821
      @MichalisG1821 8 місяців тому +68

      As a lad, this would absolutely work on me.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 місяців тому +197

      ​@@jamesdillonmccrackenhot seamen within 5 km from your location

  • @bigvideosfordumdums3264
    @bigvideosfordumdums3264 8 місяців тому +15401

    "So how did you meet your husband?" "I illegally trespassed on the USS Ronald reagan"

    • @NotEveryoneCanRead
      @NotEveryoneCanRead 8 місяців тому +858

      And I brought my easel, and "accidently" spilt the contents of my purse which was baked goods.

    • @forsociopoliticalstuff2629
      @forsociopoliticalstuff2629 8 місяців тому +1012

      “So how did you meet your husband”
      “I crashed his first wife’s funeral”

    • @stevenkraft8070
      @stevenkraft8070 8 місяців тому +194

      Shoe approves of you trespassing on the Ronald Reagan though.

    • @GoDaveGo
      @GoDaveGo 8 місяців тому +105

      Isn’t that the plot of the Steven Seagal classic, Under Siege?

    • @thomashowell7445
      @thomashowell7445 8 місяців тому +26

      Is that what the kids are calling it these days.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 місяці тому +82

    "The amount of times I see a stroller and a dog is in it..."
    It's not nice to call ugly babies names

    • @BaiginLong
      @BaiginLong 13 днів тому +6

      Sir, the dogs in strollers are probably cuter than the troglodytes some people spawn.

  • @CalebFrikkieBrooks
    @CalebFrikkieBrooks 8 місяців тому +2253

    "Your whole family is gonna die unless you go to the gym"
    That's what got me into the gym

    • @DsiakMondala
      @DsiakMondala 8 місяців тому +94

      Based gym goer

    • @thebraveguy9808
      @thebraveguy9808 8 місяців тому +159

      I never went to the gym.
      That's why my whole family just straight up died one day.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 8 місяців тому

      The Gym Cult. Oldest trick in the book. Make people believe they have to change themselves in order to be accepted.

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri 8 місяців тому +42

      Dualingo now includes gym programs?

    • @Jake38nine
      @Jake38nine 8 місяців тому +8

      That's too much pressure.

  • @regiluthfi
    @regiluthfi 8 місяців тому +15944

    if women approach me usually i just wake up

    • @bettastudios7078
      @bettastudios7078 8 місяців тому +729

      amen to that brother

    • @columbiakidd1624
      @columbiakidd1624 8 місяців тому +241

      100%

    • @rake483
      @rake483 8 місяців тому +127

      same

    • @devx-1272
      @devx-1272 8 місяців тому +273

      I want to laugh and cry myself to sleep after reading this😂😭

    • @_Irrelevant
      @_Irrelevant 8 місяців тому +167

      Damn, bro. You didn't have to hit me like that.

  • @snakeeyes8777
    @snakeeyes8777 8 місяців тому +1591

    Men do get locked in when a girl compliments them. I work in a grocery store and I was getting alcohol for a female customer. She actually looked me up and down, smiled at me, and said I was cute. That was back in November, and I still can't stop thinking about it

    • @bjordan429
      @bjordan429 8 місяців тому +168

      Yeah, I have that same issue. Its rare to be complimented, so I can still remember most of them, even from 20yrs ago.

    • @chesspunk489
      @chesspunk489 8 місяців тому

      ​@@bjordan429me too

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 8 місяців тому +116

      I got a hug from a random girl last April and I still think about it.

    • @SendU2Jesus
      @SendU2Jesus 8 місяців тому +41

      "What did it feel like?!"

    • @snakeeyes8777
      @snakeeyes8777 8 місяців тому +61

      @@SendU2Jesus I felt befuddled and then it felt good. No one has ever complimented me like that

  • @AFCA_Max
    @AFCA_Max Місяць тому +82

    you're right, if a woman tells me she feels protected with me while walking together I am so locked in.

    • @olebloom1641
      @olebloom1641 20 днів тому +11

      That's how my wife got me.

    • @m21sup
      @m21sup 12 днів тому +1

      That sounds like a friendzone phrase to me tbh

    • @johntrench
      @johntrench 9 днів тому +1

      @@m21sup it can be both, actually. A friend zone phrase, and a boyfriend phrase.
      Never make the mistake of trying to make sense of or apply logic to the beliefs and statements of women.
      There are exceptions, but such women are a few and far between. And that is what they are: exceptions. they do not disprove the rule, they don’t even question it.

  • @Peter-fq2rq
    @Peter-fq2rq 8 місяців тому +11175

    “Nevada has 125 females for every 100 females.”
    - Shoe

    • @linstar9172
      @linstar9172 8 місяців тому +375

      I can do math too!

    • @tylerd.5694
      @tylerd.5694 8 місяців тому +250

      Bi vibes

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 8 місяців тому +701

      That’s a lot of women per women, highest rate in the world possibly

    • @BrozvilleRealm
      @BrozvilleRealm 8 місяців тому +567

      Nevada "now with 25% more girl!"

    • @OfficerHotpants
      @OfficerHotpants 8 місяців тому +56

      I think I saw a video with that premise once...

  • @DN_123
    @DN_123 8 місяців тому +1147

    As an engineer, the only thing that approaches me are project deadlines and management complaints.

    • @zeriel9148
      @zeriel9148 8 місяців тому +153

      When you put it like that, I'm approached by women all the time! They just happen to be managers.

    • @tiberius8390
      @tiberius8390 8 місяців тому +76

      @@zeriel9148 which circle of hell is that? 😁

    • @hummingpylon
      @hummingpylon 8 місяців тому +2

      What an apropos joke John, quite.

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun 8 місяців тому +2

      If I ever manage to get money to finish my engineering degree, I'd approach guys
      The problem is I'm not really demure or gentle 😅
      Not other girls and nothing I can do about it 😫

    • @markdahshark3694
      @markdahshark3694 8 місяців тому

      @@tiberius8390 For real, I currently work for a "woman lead engineering firm" and the only women I interact with are the quarterly convo with the recruiter and the rare talk with HR about insurance and how I leave the company.

  • @AquaAriaSachou
    @AquaAriaSachou 6 місяців тому +1811

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they just removed the "Women must make the first move" part of Bumble because and I quote: "Women do not want the burden and responsibility of making the first move."

    • @neilt6480
      @neilt6480 6 місяців тому +224

      Saw that. I'd say that pretty much ends the last hope for the younger generations. I really thought that Bumble was the start of a new paradigm.

    • @pringles_mcgee
      @pringles_mcgee 5 місяців тому +224

      of the few matches I got, most never made the first move even when I extended. and those few who did, would just say hi or hey. yknow, the thing they make fun of men for on tinder or instagram? and of that tiny percentage that said hey, only one actually amounted to anything. and she wasn't even interested in a relationship, just fwb.
      it was really amusing all things considered. it's not like I expected them to have "game" or "rizz me up". they just.. didn't even try to start a conversation about hobbies or prompts or even a simple compliment lmao.

    • @mr.mayhem7402
      @mr.mayhem7402 5 місяців тому +18

      LOL. Welcome to our world.

    • @AvesZephyros
      @AvesZephyros 5 місяців тому +22

      @@neilt6480 You must be sarcastic? You thought a dating app was a start of a new paradigm?

    • @neilt6480
      @neilt6480 5 місяців тому +121

      @@AvesZephyros Not the dating app. The acknowledgement that women will have to make the first move in this post me-too era.

  • @Mike-ul1xn
    @Mike-ul1xn 4 місяці тому +42

    Ladies, us guys are embarrassingly simple creatures. If you are relatively healthy and decently groomed, (smell nice and don't look like a problem) you'd be amazed how easy it is to lock us down. Give us a genuine compliment and there's about a 40% chance we'll fall in love right there.

  • @TheSeriousSoul
    @TheSeriousSoul 8 місяців тому +2603

    I've played too much Left 4 Dead to approach a crying woman.

  • @canadadry5449
    @canadadry5449 8 місяців тому +4866

    "You'll die young if you remain single."
    I'm sorry, is that a threat?

    • @anirvankm
      @anirvankm 8 місяців тому +453

      Don't threaten me with a good time!

    • @ScottRadkeMusic
      @ScottRadkeMusic 8 місяців тому +167

      No kidding…. Sign me up ✍🏼

    • @1Grainer1
      @1Grainer1 8 місяців тому +84

      it's the promise of good tomorrow

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 8 місяців тому +111

      i don't see any downsides tbh

    • @XiaoyuuuYT
      @XiaoyuuuYT 8 місяців тому +30

      Modern women thought that too and look what happened 😂

  • @boazburger3846
    @boazburger3846 8 місяців тому +4854

    as someone who got into a relationship just because I was lonely, for god's sake please don't

    • @DylanJo123
      @DylanJo123 8 місяців тому +286

      Ya. I think the best way to fix loneliness is to find people with common interests and hobbies to you. As soon as youre in a better mental state, then consider looking for a more intimate relationship. Getting into a relationship before fixing your loneliness is skipping a couple crucial steps. Gotta start with yourself..

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads 8 місяців тому +211

      Dating advice on both sides says, don't text too much, act like you don't care, pretend to be busy...Why are we lying to ourselves?

    • @mrblue7420
      @mrblue7420 8 місяців тому +63

      ​@@DylanJo123I can honestly say I'm done with dating people with similar interests than me. I'm an asshole and if my partner is similar to me it's a red flag

    • @julianauston9001
      @julianauston9001 8 місяців тому +70

      As positive as I am that you’re right, no part of me will heed your advice. The likelihood of me being single, having never been in a relationship, at 35 is extremely high. If I get the option, I’m taking it, if not only to know that it’s possible.

    • @zig_da_pig
      @zig_da_pig 8 місяців тому +89

      ​@@mrblue7420then maybe you should change first lol

  • @jairkerker2821
    @jairkerker2821 3 місяці тому +127

    I can never be cruel to women like another woman could.

    • @Field_Marshal_Emu
      @Field_Marshal_Emu 12 днів тому +11

      Exactly, mate. I've never met anyone who can hate a woman like another woman.

    • @ernie5229
      @ernie5229 11 днів тому

      Then your sex life will suffer. Women have an innate need to be mistreated in order to give it up. It's illogical and gross, but unfortunately, true. Just be mean once or twice to hook them, then go back to being nice.

    • @johntrench
      @johntrench 9 днів тому +1

      Study after study has shown that women overwhelmingly prefer to work for male bosses than to work for female bosses.
      And the data shows that, without significant help from the small business administration and certain other government agencies, and male dominated mentoring programs, female initiated and run usinesses fail at a significantly higher rate than those of men.
      All of these “stunning and brave, strong and independent, don’t need no man!” women cannot make it on their own. They need the help of… Wait for it… Men.
      There are of course, exceptions. But that is precisely what they are, exceptions, not common, but rare, and the exceptions never, ever disprove the rule.
      When it comes to this kind of thing, the exceptions never even seriously question the rule.

    • @goblino-x1p
      @goblino-x1p 8 днів тому

      women are cruel to women in the exact way men are cruel to women, it's based on misogyny. It just looks jarring because people expect women to be besties with other women or something.

    • @svenolsen8184
      @svenolsen8184 День тому

      ​@@Field_Marshal_Emu No kidding. I've seen it. My coworker is a raging frothing feminazi, and has a "friend" who's in a happy committed relationship where she's completely in her feminine. I can't fathom why she's so enraged by that. Wasn't feminism supposed to be about choice?

  • @ObiJakobe
    @ObiJakobe 8 місяців тому +1065

    If someone is crying, I'll just assume they're having a bad time and don't want to be bothered

    • @langletjean
      @langletjean 8 місяців тому +56

      I just say: " Don't cry, you are not a monster, just a prototype".

    • @helixxia9320
      @helixxia9320 8 місяців тому +13

      Yes this. i dont cry in public often exactly lol but the few times it has happened and people asking me if im ok is kind and all but i’d rather just be by myself until i can get home lol and not dump it on someone i dont know

    • @kevinb314
      @kevinb314 8 місяців тому +97

      Never have I seen a girl crying and thought “game time”. It just seems like predator behavior, at least the way I’m imagining it

    • @wikimon
      @wikimon 8 місяців тому +52

      "don't cry you little baby, lots of people have problems they aren't out here crying are they? little crybaby. disgusting"

    • @JACQUEZ23
      @JACQUEZ23 8 місяців тому +1

      Facts

  • @HirokiPlays
    @HirokiPlays 8 місяців тому +1320

    One time I was grabbing a 6 pack from the liquor store in a shopping plaza, and in the parking lot next to my car, there was a girl in her car crying. I felt so bad for her... Every fiber of my being screamed at me to ask her if she was ok, needed something, or maybe wanted to share some beers and talk things out. I stopped in my tracks for literally a split second, and my counter thought to my instincts was "I have no business with this woman, I'm a stranger to her, and I'll definitely be considered a fucking creep" so I instead completely ignored her and drove off. This was years ago, I don't even drink anymore, and yet I still think about that.
    Ladies, want advice to get in a relationship with me? Ask me to. It's not guaranteed that I'll agree, but your chances are much higher than you think... I haven't approached a woman in years, and at this rate, I don't know if I ever will... I feel like I'm living in a bizarre world where it's elementary school rules. Girls are scary, boys are yucky, and no one wants cooties.

    • @swallace7447
      @swallace7447 8 місяців тому +100

      Ouch, been there. Your best bet is to go to large group activities doung something you like where people are expected to socialize so you won't feel like a creep if you appeoach a woman.
      Around here there is an organization called Events and Adventures where singke people do stiff like white water rafting or go to museums so the preasure is lower and you meet people interested in simular things at an event for singke mingling.

    • @ColbyAzimuth
      @ColbyAzimuth 8 місяців тому

      I've never heard a women say something nice about a man who approached her, but I've heard complaints more than 400 times. So, yeah. You are absolutely correct to ignore women everywhere. They are not mentally capable of saying something nice.
      The actual communication done by actual people consists of women putting men down, hundreds of times. So respect the reality and go build a nice life for yourself without the social violence. Women blame the creative active healthy people for being creative active and healthy. There are much friendlier relationships and genuine connections available at the animal shelter, just by taking a dog for a walk. Bring a frisbee and have a truly delightful afternoon getting great exercise exploring the world with a dog. A helluva lot more rewarding than hostile shallow insecure incapable women.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 8 місяців тому +59

      Yeah, I just gave up altogether.
      Sad thing is I actually would ask if she's okay, which is what I'd want to do... the bad part is there's no way I'd ever do that unless buzzed.
      Otherwise, I do go out of my way to check if people are alright at work, but.. yup. Workplace stuff is considered a no-go. Also, so many workplaces are shitty like high school, anyway.

    • @Chibblechabble
      @Chibblechabble 8 місяців тому +52

      The chicks ain’t here. They’re out there, stuck in some digital orb or cube like you have been trapped in. Go find a lady who smells good and looks appealing to you. Odds are, you are both attracted to one another.
      Be not discouraged, but empowered, brother!

    • @justinbell5421
      @justinbell5421 8 місяців тому +16

      I was at a beach with my family over the summer and not to toot my own horn or anything but my body looks good I'm past the 6 pack and have 8, anyway there were these 2 cute girls who kept looking back at me as we were behind them, all it would have took was a hi from one of them to break the ice or if I didn't have extremely low self confidence at the time I could also have done that but it is what it is. Don't take yourself out of the game man you can't win if you don't play as corny as that is its true I just recently started seeing someone it'll happen if your around for it too happen

  • @agoosecalledxaro6679
    @agoosecalledxaro6679 8 місяців тому +892

    I still remember that day. June 8th, 2012 at 9:34 AM, a girl asked if I would like to sit next to her. And also that one time, October 14, 2017 at 12:47 PM, a girl told me that my hair looked nice.

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 8 місяців тому +132

      I understand remembering the date.. but even the time, dayum

    • @jimmyjazz147
      @jimmyjazz147 8 місяців тому +149

      I still remember the time a homeless man told me I looked like Harrison Ford, I don't get many compliments (also I look nothing like Harrison Ford)

    • @Dunno-h8r
      @Dunno-h8r 8 місяців тому +39

      Twice, as in two times, look at you go

    • @Durmomo0
      @Durmomo0 8 місяців тому +66

      I had a married friend tell me I dressed nice once and this one lady at a drive thru told me she liked my sweater. Its true men remember all of these things because they happen so rarely.

    • @statikskynl
      @statikskynl 8 місяців тому +35

      holy shit, you stud! scoring twice! what is your secret???

  • @KareFreee
    @KareFreee 3 місяці тому +111

    Ngl the “I feel very protected by you” got me
    I was skeptical , like oh what could she say I’m not a copy and paste, and then you said that and I was like damn she knows a cheat code.

    • @TheLogicOfToday-sw1bo
      @TheLogicOfToday-sw1bo 2 дні тому +1

      Especially if she's normally independent my brain would just straight up shut off

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 8 місяців тому +1982

    Her: "The death rate of single men is twice that of married men."
    Him: "Are you challenging me?"

    • @hentaidude666
      @hentaidude666 8 місяців тому +52

      Didn't expect to see you posting on here; dig the KOTH and Daria. Keep it up Shady

    • @Lusus-zj9pt
      @Lusus-zj9pt 8 місяців тому +22

      Damn didn't expect to see you here! Luv your vids, more justice league plz

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 8 місяців тому +8

      Love the content, my guy.

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta 8 місяців тому +3

      Good to see you here, mate. Keep on keeping on.

    • @synisterintent
      @synisterintent 8 місяців тому +27

      Bill Maher had the best take on that: "yes- in the same way that *indoor* cats live longer than *outdoor* cats. Sure, they're shells of what they could be and can only look out the window with wonder at the life they could have, but do they *do* technically live longer!"

  • @murmur...murmur...9059
    @murmur...murmur...9059 8 місяців тому +656

    Hatbox would work for sure.
    I also recommend:
    - cool stick
    - oversized punching glove
    - handful of gold doubloons
    - Sword
    - Big leaf

    • @serialkiller504
      @serialkiller504 8 місяців тому +12

      Cosplay?

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 8 місяців тому +66

      So in other words, be like Link from legend of Zelda

    • @jaydeejay4166
      @jaydeejay4166 8 місяців тому +37

      I want carrying around fake swords to be normal so that we can have spontaneous public duels like a twisted version of a disney musical

    • @joekenorer
      @joekenorer 8 місяців тому +24

      - clear box with unknown insect inside.
      - unusual rock
      - a joint
      - no hand, just a nub where your hand used to be
      - a tray of obviously free snacks
      - wads of unsecured cash while you're stumbling around incoherently

    • @tyrekegordon2492
      @tyrekegordon2492 8 місяців тому +13

      Nope not a sword I promise I will be more interested in the sword than in you

  • @fragileinfairyland
    @fragileinfairyland 8 місяців тому +1904

    "no man is worth becoming a fed"
    real as fuck

    • @Molochors
      @Molochors 8 місяців тому

      Remember, any woman insterested in you is an agent of the state

    • @elocxv
      @elocxv 8 місяців тому +6

      Subbed for that

    • @LibrarianSankore
      @LibrarianSankore 8 місяців тому +5

      I'm worth it.

    • @tehlazypsycho5405
      @tehlazypsycho5405 8 місяців тому +2

      @@LibrarianSankore
      Is Anyone really?

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 8 місяців тому

      Goes the other way around too. Those tight slacks on the cute atf agent lady ain't worth sawing off a shotgun barrel

  • @don_lucii
    @don_lucii Місяць тому +35

    24:20 the part where you said "i feel so safe and protected when we're together". Definitely not pulling out if she said that.

    • @4jgarner
      @4jgarner Місяць тому +8

      Correct. If I wasn't married and a date said that to me I'd not stop smiling for the next 72 hours.

    • @davonmulder8458
      @davonmulder8458 22 дні тому +5

      Honestly a cheat code

  • @MrNoob-xo5uz
    @MrNoob-xo5uz 8 місяців тому +1403

    "I feel very protected when I'm with you" sounds better than the "could you walk me home, you're the scariest looking person I know" I got

  • @metricmine
    @metricmine 8 місяців тому +901

    As a man, rule 18 worked for me. I straight out asked people if they knew someone good, and I was interested in marriage. It resulted in me getting set up with a girl who also had interests in marriage. There was no confusion on why we were dating and what our relationship goals were. I am currently married to her, have children, and the relationship is going strong.

    • @ffffarrrra
      @ffffarrrra 8 місяців тому +105

      Holy crap man that's a nice story. Wishing all the best to you

    • @QueenSydon
      @QueenSydon 8 місяців тому +57

      Only the Bold can claim victory together. Congratulations to you both.

    • @mikeoxlong3676
      @mikeoxlong3676 8 місяців тому +28

      I did this and nobody got back to me.

    • @gazelle_diamond9768
      @gazelle_diamond9768 8 місяців тому +16

      That seems like a horrible idea. Like... if your only common trait is that you want to get married, how is that a good basis for a relationship?

    • @ryuukatamura
      @ryuukatamura 8 місяців тому

      @@gazelle_diamond9768it's not like you're getting blind married, that's just the premise for meeting in the first place

  • @alexjar3144
    @alexjar3144 8 місяців тому +721

    In all honesty, the thing that worked for me, was this girl handing to me a note in the bus stating : "hey, next week, I maybe can't ride the same bus, and I want to know you, so here is my number."
    Next step, I sat next to her right after reading, and we just chatted. After ups and downs, we're now in a strong , two years and growing relationship.
    I hope this little story will help, sometimes, it's just a leap of faith.

    • @Anonymous-uw4sr
      @Anonymous-uw4sr 8 місяців тому +31

      Aww

    • @Kitteh.B
      @Kitteh.B 8 місяців тому +39

      God, if only :[

    • @dio5393
      @dio5393 8 місяців тому +26

      cute. hope the best for both of you

    • @djcogdill9263
      @djcogdill9263 8 місяців тому +31

      Wholesome. I hope you continue to have a good relationship.

    • @Travolski
      @Travolski 8 місяців тому +6

      Uhhh get away with your ghay feelings 🧐, na well done bro hope it lasts 🙏

  • @_Hero_Link_
    @_Hero_Link_ 19 днів тому +38

    A Guy will Literally Talk to a Tree if it Approached him First

    • @homelander3889
      @homelander3889 16 днів тому +7

      Bruh it's a magical tree. Ofc I'm talking to it. 😭😭

    • @austin6608
      @austin6608 8 днів тому +2

      I’m sure everyone would if a tree walked up to them.

    • @magnov983
      @magnov983 7 днів тому

      I would listen to that tree, even if it hated humans

    • @grantonator3884
      @grantonator3884 5 днів тому +2

      I like Ents

  • @matthewdavis3421
    @matthewdavis3421 8 місяців тому +2465

    That journo is the epitome of "single women keep women single".

    • @zeriel9148
      @zeriel9148 8 місяців тому +319

      "Today, advice from a vegan on how to prepare steak."

    • @PrionicProteins
      @PrionicProteins 8 місяців тому +11

      Yes, exactly that.

    • @stefanmuc2k
      @stefanmuc2k 8 місяців тому +124

      She doesn't just want them single, but to be an all-around unpleasant and miserable person.

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 8 місяців тому

      I like how she's not even commenting on whether the advice is good or not, it's all just "Don't do it, be empowered by being insufferable instead!" Like bitch it's an article on how to get a husband, your commentary is irrelevant!

    • @thewholecircus2792
      @thewholecircus2792 8 місяців тому

      ​@@stefanmuc2ksame shit

  • @beauson1983
    @beauson1983 8 місяців тому +645

    Your comment on telling a man you feel protected was absolutely spot on
    We generally don't care if people think we are handsome, we want to feel needed

    • @ApfelJohannisbeere
      @ApfelJohannisbeere 8 місяців тому +44

      Especially with men nowadys, with so many strong women around us don't know what role we have.
      And for me that I'm needed is hitting so many boxes.

    • @superjlk_9538
      @superjlk_9538 8 місяців тому +73

      Speak for yourself. I’d like both. I’ve gone through my entire life not knowing whether people consider me ugly or not.

    • @LordJackass
      @LordJackass 8 місяців тому +14

      I mean, I don't hear women telling men in person that they're hadsome. On the other hand, yeah, that's a much stronger motivator for men.

    • @stimpsonjcat67
      @stimpsonjcat67 8 місяців тому +42

      Give a man a purpose and he'll give you everything else.

    • @brianmeen2158
      @brianmeen2158 8 місяців тому +17

      @@LordJackassyeah women will very rarely tell men that they think they are handsome - even if they think a man is very handsome they won’t tell them
      That but they will show it to them by their behavior - getting closer to him and wanting to talk to him and touch him

  • @panickysociety97
    @panickysociety97 8 місяців тому +2780

    I honestly didn't know i was a minority in this community. 7%, that's wild.

    • @Sig509
      @Sig509 8 місяців тому +925

      There Are No Girls on the Internet

    • @greenLimeila
      @greenLimeila 8 місяців тому +434

      I knew we were but I expected maybe 60/40 or 70/30, not 93/7 wtf

    • @MsSayanna
      @MsSayanna 8 місяців тому +108

      yeah, I thought there's more of us

    • @bros4654
      @bros4654 8 місяців тому +157

      UA-cam followers seem to skew toward the men for some reason. Or so I've been told. I'm really curious why that is.

    • @NvdHvision
      @NvdHvision 8 місяців тому +297

      Girls wouldnt wanna See this, shoe 2 based

  • @milliethegremlin6585
    @milliethegremlin6585 5 місяців тому +11

    I think the best advice I can give as a woman in a relationship is this- have interests. Have passions. Because that is what helped me. I have a deep passion for storytelling, video games, and crochet. In that order. I met and talked to my current partner over the common interest of video games. Granted, we were kids in the same class, but there were actually a lot of things against us liking each other. But interests and passions do work. Even beyond them being common interests- having something you like will make people think you can commit. Do not try to force your interest on others, but having an interest does make you interesting.

  • @screech3859
    @screech3859 8 місяців тому +407

    The authors notes were essentially "you lonely? Good! You want to be lonely because I am and I'm happy! Can't you tell I'm happy?! Don't go near people. Ever. Die alone so you know you achieved your true girl boss life!"
    How bitter can one person be?!

    • @SomeGuyAsWell
      @SomeGuyAsWell 8 місяців тому +30

      I figured some of that energy is due to some demographic that likes reading it or gets clicks. There does seem to be an awful lot of cope in that lady's articles but there are people like that.

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 8 місяців тому +32

      Because misery loves company.

    • @clanghampton7158
      @clanghampton7158 8 місяців тому

      Based on all of her other articles, I can sense her jewishness from here.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 місяців тому +16

      She sounded about ready to explode lol
      Copium Triiodide

    • @IanM-id8or
      @IanM-id8or 8 місяців тому +25

      I'm sure her final article will be about the joys of dying alone and unloved

  • @robertjohnson5794
    @robertjohnson5794 8 місяців тому +576

    I have woman friends that get so in their heads about guys they like and create all these elaborate scenarios of ways they could get him to talk to them and the whole time I'm just thinking "if you just approached him first it would work 95% of the time"

    • @johndee2990
      @johndee2990 8 місяців тому

      Be a bro and tell any guys they're interested to GTFO before they get toyed with

    • @JohnSmith-nj9qo
      @JohnSmith-nj9qo 8 місяців тому +181

      But why do the simple thing that would actually get results when you can spend your life dropping vague little hints that no man will ever pick up on?

    • @brianmeen2158
      @brianmeen2158 8 місяців тому +38

      Women have a stronger fear of rejection than men do

    • @mandaloretheultimate5832
      @mandaloretheultimate5832 8 місяців тому +127

      ​@@brianmeen2158I am a man, and I am pretty sure I have a stronger fear of rejection than anyone alive.

    • @alongfortheride84
      @alongfortheride84 8 місяців тому +61

      @@brianmeen2158They seem to have stronger fears of everything, especially negative social outcomes. I remain convinced though that society isn't helping anyone by enhancing and normalizing women's insecurities.

  • @tonyfriendly4409
    @tonyfriendly4409 8 місяців тому +741

    "Say: "I feel very protected when I'm with you" is top tier advice

    • @rexuisus2802
      @rexuisus2802 8 місяців тому +47

      "What the fuck do you need protection from, HUH? Are you in the MOB?" idk is the mob still a thing:/

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 8 місяців тому +92

      Unless it's clearly not true. Dont do fake compliments.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 8 місяців тому +11

      Good advice if you find a decent bodyguard.

    • @Talon3000
      @Talon3000 8 місяців тому +66

      Pushes the "protect female" button, most men have. Would work for me, that's for sure.

    • @jacobkomnath7961
      @jacobkomnath7961 8 місяців тому +37

      I’d simply fold

  • @pink3puppy
    @pink3puppy 5 місяців тому +21

    I have no idea why women hate making the first move? Literally just go up and talk to him. Worst he could say is no.

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 3 місяці тому +7

      Incorrect: the worst he can say is yes. We literally do not know how to reject women.

    • @aktivniigomes1989
      @aktivniigomes1989 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@BlooMonkiMan my friend once was approached by a woman, he got so scared and confused, he said that his mom calling, went a few meters away and when she didn't look at him he ran away

    • @lcc6149
      @lcc6149 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@aktivniigomes1989 So freaking funny.

  • @nerdemoji280
    @nerdemoji280 8 місяців тому +2204

    Marrying someone that trolled you on Twitter is insane and yet somehow exactly what I expected of Shoe. Hope we get more solid proof that June is a furry soon 🙏.

    • @feralwarden4873
      @feralwarden4873 8 місяців тому +104

      My guesses are rabbit, deer, or a fish.

    • @Skippyxlxlxl
      @Skippyxlxlxl 8 місяців тому +34

      I mean it is Twitter. Shoe is Twitter reincarnated (ingame)

    • @connor1186
      @connor1186 8 місяців тому

      ​@@feralwarden4873 100% bun

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 8 місяців тому +20

      Her cat eyelashes or whatever they're called isn't proof enough?

    • @linstar9172
      @linstar9172 8 місяців тому +65

      SHE LIKED THE COMMENT IT IS PROOF

  • @AliothAncalagon
    @AliothAncalagon 8 місяців тому +603

    I think the weird widower focus from back then comes from the fact that no "good man" would have not been married by their 30s back then.
    There was basically no chance of finding an unmarried man who was considered good husband material in certain age brackets.
    Then there were higher mortality rates and barely existing divorce rates as well.
    So widowers were basically the most common "good husband material who are just single due to bad luck" of the 50s.

    • @Akuma60
      @Akuma60 8 місяців тому +88

      That advice certainly got around. Every funeral for a wife I've ever been to had women circling the man like vultures

    • @mothbreeder641
      @mothbreeder641 8 місяців тому +1

      Women merely want what other women have.

    • @ajpersa
      @ajpersa 8 місяців тому +7

      Honestly, holds true a little bit today.

    • @aaoooaaa2
      @aaoooaaa2 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Akuma60 How many funerals for a wife have you been to?

    • @Akuma60
      @Akuma60 8 місяців тому +20

      @@aaoooaaa2 Too many. I'm in my mid 40s now so besides elderly, auto accidents, and pharmaceutical whoopsies, breast cancer is a scourge upon my in-laws

  • @MrStephenlederle
    @MrStephenlederle 8 місяців тому +584

    When I was first dating my now wife of 22 years, we were cuddling on the sofa when she looked up at me and with all the sincerity in the world said, "I feel so safe and protected in your arms." I still think about that to this very day! We've been together for 24 years, married for 22, we have two children and one of them is engaged. I STILL think back to that moment. She STILL says that to me when we cuddle. Damn near brings a tear to my eye, just knowing that the first person I ever felt like I would die for still appreciates my protection and security.

    • @marinadelrey3227
      @marinadelrey3227 8 місяців тому +55

      Well you managed to bring a tear to my eye! You and your wife are so lucky!

    • @asura8495
      @asura8495 8 місяців тому +49

      living the good life and the dream denied to too many nowadays. happy for you bro

    • @adamion1993
      @adamion1993 8 місяців тому +28

      So perfect the two of you! Wish you health and happiness!

    • @central_scrutinizr
      @central_scrutinizr 8 місяців тому +13

      That is beautiful!

    • @Neopulse00
      @Neopulse00 8 місяців тому +11

      Effin' wholesome.

  • @colelambert7433
    @colelambert7433 2 місяці тому +8

    The protector thing worked on me as well I was working late at a grocery store with a female coworker and it was our department's turn to clean the back or warehouse which included taking out the trash. She walked up to me and asked "Would you walk me out to the dumpster since it's dark and there's creeps?" I asked her why she didn't take my other coworker we'll call him John who is 6'5" and built like a brick wall (I'm 5'11" and built like a blade of grass). She said that she trusted me a little more than him to not wimp out.

  • @leegrayson775
    @leegrayson775 8 місяців тому +356

    My favorite thing about this list is that preying on widowers is way higher up the list than being nice to ugly guys

    • @datensaft
      @datensaft 8 місяців тому +46

      It makes sense in a morbid way, any widower has a proven track record

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 8 місяців тому +44

      Because the widower was married. That means he'd been vetted by another woman who deemed him acceptable and remained woth him until she died. Therefore, widower = catch.

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 5 місяців тому +1

      Social proof. Unlike men, women trust each other's judgment. They think: "If another woman married him, he must be alright."

    • @SnabbKassa
      @SnabbKassa 2 місяці тому +2

      Widowers will have become used to intimacy and they often do want a new woman pretty soon afterwards.

    • @captainmaim
      @captainmaim Місяць тому +3

      @@SnabbKassa Widowers know what it's like to lose something precious and will never take you for granted... unless they murdered their first wife and then you'd better run like hell.

  • @rkgkjr
    @rkgkjr 8 місяців тому +241

    My girlfriend was the one who approached/chased me after some light mutual flirting, which (as an extremely unremarkable guy) was by far the single most perception-shattering thing that anyone has ever done for me. I've had a lot of anxiety since childhood that often manifested as negative self-esteem, and would deter me from approaching someone I was interested in even if I felt like there was something mutual. But the instant she made that move, those feelings were completely gone and I'm so so grateful for that. Her confidence and directness is something I deeply admire :)

    • @bravo_10
      @bravo_10 8 місяців тому +14

      w story

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 8 місяців тому +9

      Turns out you're not as extremely unremarkable as you thought.

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 8 місяців тому +6

      happy for you pal

    • @geraldthebusdriver3491
      @geraldthebusdriver3491 8 місяців тому +1

      lucky for that guy
      I suck at flirting.

  • @w00tyd00d
    @w00tyd00d 8 місяців тому +846

    19:34 Calling men handsome definitely works too! They will remember that compliment for literal years.

    • @edarddragon
      @edarddragon 8 місяців тому +24

      complimenting people make them more likely to like you big news

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 8 місяців тому +124

      Yeah, there arent really any "tricks" to men. Pretty much any positive attention will work. Whether or not he wants to date is almost entirely up to other factors, like if she is his type or if he likes her personality. If a woman takes the initiative and actually give him that positive attention, most men would be willing to try to get to know her even if he may not like her at first glance.

    • @Jose.G_
      @Jose.G_ 8 місяців тому +12

      @@bradensmith8682 literally

    • @bodhisattva2348
      @bodhisattva2348 8 місяців тому +1

      That's not gonna get then married tho

    • @bodhisattva2348
      @bodhisattva2348 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@bradensmith8682😂😂😂exactly

  • @Recloste31
    @Recloste31 11 днів тому +6

    If a woman told me she felt protected around me, just out of the blue, I would be very worried. I am an unfit scrawny mess still traumatized from physical bullying in high school. I have no fighting experience, my preferred strategy is FLEE. The first thing that would cross my mind is the fear that she is going to start a fight and is expecting me to finish it.

  • @llejk
    @llejk 7 місяців тому +1660

    Women advice: Don’t let them know. Men advice: No means no. Everyone: Confused and lonely.

    • @SignSpinningSessions
      @SignSpinningSessions 7 місяців тому +127

      This is perfect. No one wins based on what is fed to people.

    • @raddaradda3996
      @raddaradda3996 5 місяців тому

      All in the psychological plot for depopulation. No bangin=less people.
      Or more migrants bringing in their new generations who then turn into devout democrat voters.

    • @robertrac5825
      @robertrac5825 5 місяців тому

      @@SignSpinningSessions By design. Notice how it's all set up to make us work more, earn less, spend more, hang out less and have less kids.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 5 місяців тому

      Best advice for women: Don't play the woman game with men. They're not women.
      Best advice for men: Don't tell them your secrets or your vulnerabilities. Society has trained EVERYONE to view weakness as blood in the water.

    • @SigFigNewton
      @SigFigNewton 2 місяці тому +21

      Psycho advice: “Don’t let them no.”

  • @TheGreyKami
    @TheGreyKami 8 місяців тому +348

    "I feel safe around you" was said by one woman. I married her, so solid advice Shoe

    • @rydaddy2867
      @rydaddy2867 8 місяців тому +7

      Ditto. I didn't even realize I was acting threateningly toward the creepy guy, but apparently it really made an impression...the creep did leave when I suggested he leave...

    • @wanred61
      @wanred61 8 місяців тому +20

      Me too and I don't even understand why she feels that way cause I'm a wimp, like I will fight for her but I will get folded in 2 seconds.

    • @BlackQueenNetwork
      @BlackQueenNetwork 8 місяців тому +5

      ive heard that from several women, none of whom were interested in me. what am i

    • @citizenoftrone6570
      @citizenoftrone6570 8 місяців тому +9

      @@BlackQueenNetwork you are crusader, the greatest christian soldier. They are all virgins and sworn to protect the Fatherland, the Christ's word and his Holiness the Pope. Deus Vult!
      Or I don't know...

  • @okami06
    @okami06 8 місяців тому +434

    One time, a mildly attractive girl and I talked for about 10 min (about gym, school and other day-to-day stuff), then when she had to leave she hugged me out of nowhere and that will be enough to make me remember her for the next years

    • @cheetoh3149
      @cheetoh3149 8 місяців тому +64

      Well you done goofed if you didn't get her contact information bud.

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 8 місяців тому +67

      dude this is absolute ropefuel knowing I never had this, thanks for flexing on me 💀

    • @okami06
      @okami06 8 місяців тому +21

      @@iiCounted-op5jx well, I probably will never see her again, so don't bother too much

    • @okami06
      @okami06 8 місяців тому +2

      @@cheetoh3149 Yeah... I'm not known for being a player

    • @Bleeglesplotch
      @Bleeglesplotch 8 місяців тому +13

      ​@@okami06get your act together, be a Top G

  • @etrangray-mane8610
    @etrangray-mane8610 4 місяці тому +54

    I think there's two reasons the list brings up widowers specifically. One, the man was clearly good enough to get married already. Second, back then it was more likely for a man to be married "til death did they part." Nowadays it's "til he lost some of his bad boy traits, had to get a lower paying job because he got fired, or he opened up about his childhood trauma."

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 місяці тому +5

      or turned out to be insufferable and uncompromising and so on? but then again, people get married too easily too so they break up easily too… but that’s also why they routinely cheated… and murders existed then too…

  • @kryz9648
    @kryz9648 8 місяців тому +687

    FYI. The math/school dreams don't go away. Woke up panicked my paper was due...haven't been in school for a couple decades(ish).

    • @justinleonard6183
      @justinleonard6183 8 місяців тому +10

      LIE DETECTED
      I have had only 2 dreams since 2016 and neither were about school

    • @roostre5254
      @roostre5254 8 місяців тому +31

      I fucking hate those dreams. Get the one in awhile as well. been almost 20 years

    • @dkznikolaj7013
      @dkznikolaj7013 8 місяців тому +2

      Mine went away, but then again, never had them in the first place. I was very apathetic about school.

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 8 місяців тому +1

      Haven't dreamed about school for decades. Why would I? I've never been obsessed about it.

    • @wzardglick
      @wzardglick 8 місяців тому +7

      Yep. The dream I had was looking for my classroom, but I hadn't been all semester and I've forgotten wear it was. Regularly for ten+ years ofbeing a professional worker and Engineering School was completely irrelevant.

  • @Glorkish
    @Glorkish 8 місяців тому +417

    The "I feel very protected when I'm with you" line is the best advice ever.

    • @Karmasu_L
      @Karmasu_L 8 місяців тому +17

      I agree, I don't think any man wants a woman that's with him to feel like she's in the danger zone.

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@Karmasu_L why would a woman be with a man she felt unsafe around? Why would she spend more than 5 whole seconds in the same room as him?

    • @Pwnners
      @Pwnners 8 місяців тому

      ​@@sebaschan-uwu Why do womens keep getting killed by random serial killers and violent mens you mean ? Who knows really

    • @kralexprofill4571
      @kralexprofill4571 8 місяців тому +42

      @@sebaschan-uwu It's called the "I can fix him"-attitude or the criminal "He is strong and has power but also abuses me"-kink (badboy level9000) that attracts women

    • @matthewhicks67
      @matthewhicks67 8 місяців тому

      “Locked in” indeed

  • @sandman9128
    @sandman9128 8 місяців тому +325

    "I feel very protected when I'm with you." Bro. One of my female friends rizzed me up with that line. Now we've been dating for 5 years with no hiccups.

    • @melvin3509
      @melvin3509 8 місяців тому +20

      dating for 5 years

    • @baneofpeace
      @baneofpeace 8 місяців тому +25

      The power of that line is scary and should not have been given freely to other women.

    • @nacl2858
      @nacl2858 8 місяців тому

      @@melvin3509☠️

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 6 місяців тому

      >>dating for 5 years with no hiccups

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 6 місяців тому

      @@melvin3509 Marriage laws are too misandrist. I was told that by a girlfriend.

  • @zieg2565
    @zieg2565 4 місяці тому +18

    After many unsuccessful relationships I understand where the problem is at, I didn't troll them enough.

    • @miloszpawlowski8645
      @miloszpawlowski8645 9 днів тому

      There may be something to it actually. Being a "nice guy" has very big downsides in the context of romance. And I'm saying this as a 100% nice guy

  • @StEbbs-bb7jd
    @StEbbs-bb7jd 8 місяців тому +2591

    "I'm constantly getting compliments on them" WHO LET SHOE OUTSIDE!?

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 8 місяців тому +144

      She's not. She just has windows.

    • @xVibra
      @xVibra 8 місяців тому +148

      Her owner takes her on walks. I've seen her running around in my area's dog park trying to sniff the other dog's asses constantly. I know it's a greeting for dogs, but she's excessive with it.

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 8 місяців тому +62

      ​​@xVibra it's not petplay, sh0e just has that DAWG in her

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 8 місяців тому +5

      😂

    • @EssK
      @EssK 8 місяців тому +17

      I’ve submitted the forms to increase Shoe Security. Can’t be having her running around in the wild with all those hopes and dreams!

  • @shrk128
    @shrk128 6 місяців тому +760

    Two pieces of advice, as a man:
    Don't be afraid to give men honest complements - that shit burns into permanent memory that not even brain damage can expunge.
    Do not, under any circumstances, assume he'll "get the hint" - if he did, he would've done something about it. Either he doesn't know, isn't interested, or unsure you're interested. To paraphrase - Keep it simple with the stupid.
    Jokes aside - being straightforward is likely the best thing you can do; it might be a bit awkward, but straight up telling a guy you like his looks and want his number will give him an ego boost which he will associate with you.
    YMMV, but that's my take on it, for better or worse.

    • @pringles_mcgee
      @pringles_mcgee 5 місяців тому +66

      I had a woman one time make zero romantic gestures to me and then tell me a few months later she liked me and was surprised I didn't know. all she did was be nice to me and strike up basic conversation. no playful teasing, no touching, no flirting, nothing. just a smile and a wave. like the same I get from a woman whose shopping cart I accidentally bumped into. it's stuff like that, that makes men second guess every nice interaction they have with women. had she just been direct with me, I would have at least never had to ask myself if every pretty lady that said nice things to me was shooting her shot or just being nice.
      im not saying women are dumb or are to blame or whatever. just that when it comes to men, it's much more helpful to be direct. we got a decade or more of built up interactions and assumptions that are preventing us from "picking up on your hint"

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 5 місяців тому +49

      I will attach to OPs comment, women, please dont be upset or misunderstand when, after you confessed your feeling to us, we ask you if you're fucking with us, it is not a rejection, just genuine confusion.

    • @Krystalized_Python
      @Krystalized_Python 5 місяців тому +26

      I complimented a man's figure because he was built like he could kill a bear. He had to take off his shades and wipe tears. My heart broke!
      I asked him if he needed a hug and he said no 😢 just nodded and thanked me before fucking off (he was working by pushing carts)
      I hope he's okay...

    • @Krystalized_Python
      @Krystalized_Python 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@comradeurod9805 I'll take this to heart, thanks

    • @Kudo716
      @Kudo716 5 місяців тому +4

      fr. It might seem shallow or whatever but realistically what first meeting isn’t kinda shallow? you save the crazy shit for month 3 😂

  • @medicineman152
    @medicineman152 8 місяців тому +923

    I'm a happily married millennial man, and I met my wife while working a Taco Bell drive-thru.
    One day, she came through specifically to casually give me her number on the sly and completely forgot to stop at the intercom to order something first.
    Approaching men works.

    • @nikoivan2580
      @nikoivan2580 8 місяців тому

      This never happened and this person is gay, average 4Chan lad

    • @kadinthomas2691
      @kadinthomas2691 8 місяців тому +60

      I once got free Taco Bell from the gay drive through worker cuz I went 3 nights in a row due to my terrible sleep schedule

    • @ryanmalin
      @ryanmalin 8 місяців тому +26

      wholesome af

    • @jayboy2kay7
      @jayboy2kay7 8 місяців тому +29

      Lol yeah mate. Approaching men WORKED. Not now. You nuts? Modern woman approaches you nowadays? Fed.

    • @genghischan69
      @genghischan69 8 місяців тому +3

      I've never heard anything like this before, wow

  • @death32815
    @death32815 26 днів тому +5

    The best advice for anybody looking for someone is to just start a conversation. Literally anything, ive had connections from tutoring a girl through geometry, talking about my abusive dad and her perverse uncle, and literally nothing more than the cowboy boots i was wearing. Any conversation immediately gives you a better chance than none or even a pick up line, pick up lines are for "i saw this person in passing and will probably never see them again. Might as well try something."

  • @bigbelly8649
    @bigbelly8649 8 місяців тому +213

    You nailed it on the head when you said: The people giving advice are to blame. Its literally the blind leading the blind. Do you and trust your instincts usually its the right choice.

    • @RED_Theory038
      @RED_Theory038 8 місяців тому +19

      You don't ask a fish how to go fishing, you ask the master fisherman and this author doesn't even qualify at shooting fish in a barrel.

    • @savioblanc
      @savioblanc 8 місяців тому

      Those instincts are coming from a cloud of medicated brain fog.
      Me thinks their instincts aren't going to help them either

    • @michaelhames4389
      @michaelhames4389 8 місяців тому

      The author is literally advocating for people to be just as alone and miserable as her

    • @Ruleradminius
      @Ruleradminius 8 місяців тому +15

      the Author was literally single in her bio, that should be a dead give away to do the opposite of what she's saying unless you wanna end up like her.

  • @edstanek3824
    @edstanek3824 8 місяців тому +253

    Shoe's own suggestion, "I feel protected around you." was better than anything on the list. In fact, that's the best dating suggestion I've ever heard for women.

    • @Verbose_Mode
      @Verbose_Mode 8 місяців тому +32

      It appeals to a man’s genetic core, our primal purpose on a fundamental level; we want to protect, provide and we fantasize about it.
      I understand this on every intellectual level and even if this was said to me by the most eyelash-batting snake in the garden…
      I would instantly fall for it.

    • @tanaka1477
      @tanaka1477 8 місяців тому +13

      if someone said that to me I'd be like "oh hey I saw that video too"

    • @Srchowdown
      @Srchowdown 8 місяців тому

      @@tanaka1477which would give you something to talk about so still a win.

    • @KonglomeratYT
      @KonglomeratYT 8 місяців тому +7

      Definitely would not work on me lol. I'd just say, "...Okay? That's good, I guess." lol.

    • @HemantKumar-id3jg
      @HemantKumar-id3jg 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@KonglomeratYT Same 😂😂.
      But maybe more context could make it sound endearing.

  • @maplesyrupphilosopher6886
    @maplesyrupphilosopher6886 8 місяців тому +977

    I was at a mall and saw a woman quietly crying to herself and ngl, the instinct to go over and check on her was absolutely there...
    Also there was the fear of being called a creep, being accused of harassment, or accused of taking advantage of a vulnerable person, being gotcha'd on camera, etc.
    I settled for finishing my drink and hoping she got through it before leaving without so much as ever acknowledging it. Just like society wants me to. 💀

    • @mromutt
      @mromutt 8 місяців тому +235

      Whats worse is that feeling of wanting to help gnaws because you want to do something but you "cant", not even just seeing someone crying but someone dropped something and you want to pick it up and hand it to them, or they forgot something and so on. When I was younger I would help people but society beat that out of me over time.

    • @georgeblack589
      @georgeblack589 8 місяців тому +47

      Fuck society, do what's right. Man up, you know what to do!@@mromutt

    • @jmsether
      @jmsether 8 місяців тому

      No, leave her to cry. Society has made it clear what men should do. I would just sit there, with my drink, staring her down. Then just get up and leave. Then again society has also taught me to hate women, and that they are the enemy.

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 8 місяців тому

      yeah ok creep

    • @bartonnink3896
      @bartonnink3896 8 місяців тому +196

      ​@@georgeblack589 nah she should women up and stop crying in public.

  • @cc3
    @cc3 11 днів тому +3

    the look after your health one is sound advice, it's true that most people don't like people who are ill. I think the don't make it obvious that your career comes first is quite good advice too, I personally felt really let down in my last relationship when she would tell me that i was priority #3 after the dog and her career. I'd rather be lied to if that were the case in the future.

  • @Amorphous_Sand
    @Amorphous_Sand 8 місяців тому +305

    As a guy, if I was told that my presence makes someone feel safe, I will indeed be locked in on the spot. Also, if a girl made food and specifically encouraged me to try it, I'd find that super cute.
    If a girl is crying in the corner, I'm staying tf away unless if I know them at least somewhat personally. I don't need to have the cat claws come out because it was "none of my business." So ladies, try that one on your cute friends but not strangers.

    • @MrBiggles53
      @MrBiggles53 8 місяців тому +4

      Yessssss, you’re no threat at alllll…

    • @eggman6605
      @eggman6605 8 місяців тому +54

      I've played Left 4 Dead enough to know that approaching a crying woman is a bad idea.

    • @bpint695
      @bpint695 8 місяців тому +7

      a girlfriend I had years ago said that she felt safe around me, I was young and stupid and thought that was a lame compliment at the time and told her so. I had no idea

    • @JACQUEZ23
      @JACQUEZ23 8 місяців тому

      Blah blah blah u still not beating Goku tho

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 8 місяців тому +3

      @@MrBiggles53 A girl I used to know told me I was "nonthreatening." I was a bit confused. "You've not given me a reason to *be* threatening."

  • @yeighseph1976
    @yeighseph1976 8 місяців тому +206

    One of the biggest societal lies we men are told at a very young age. When we first start showing interest in girls we are told
    "Why don't you ask her out? The worst thing she can say is NO".
    In my experience, the best thing she can say is no.
    If you've ever been a guy asking out a girl, there is far worse to be said than a simple no.

    • @henryhunter9643
      @henryhunter9643 8 місяців тому +51

      I feel that pain.
      'What, go out with YOU? EWWWWW!!!!!' Then for weeks afterwards, everyone in school is mocking you for it.
      I wonder why I have self esteem and self confidence issues.....

    • @IcE-_-Kidd
      @IcE-_-Kidd 8 місяців тому +15

      Her Agreeing To Go Out With You Only To Stand You Up And Hop In A Car Full Of Other Men And They're All Laughing At You Because They Knew You Were Waiting There And Hiding In The Bushes
      -Aba

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 8 місяців тому +33

      @@IcE-_-KiddDude, isn't it super annoying to hit Shift for every new word and typing like this flood of eye cancer you expect everyone else to read?

    • @petedawg
      @petedawg 8 місяців тому +2

      Concur. My contribution: "That was the worst thing you could have possibly said."
      Glad I'm done with that nonsense.

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie 8 місяців тому

      The best thing she can say is definitely “yes, I would love to”
      That being said I had a friend who asked a girl out and she told him to go kill himself.

  • @colinsmith1495
    @colinsmith1495 8 місяців тому +432

    I love how the author's advice rapidly descends from 'This might be a good idea, maybe, if I like it' to 'DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE IN A WAY THAT WILL GUARANTEE NO ONE WANTS TO BE NEAR YOU!!'
    She WANTS to be alone, so that she can feel 'empowered'.

    • @captainkaizo3824
      @captainkaizo3824 8 місяців тому +9

      Back then, they used to defend child marriages and polygamy, in the name protection and provider. They called it female empowerment. Alone is about female empowerment or at least staying with their girlfriends.

    • @tastysnacks8094
      @tastysnacks8094 8 місяців тому +40

      My guess is she doesn't want to be alone, but can't be arsed with reflection and self-improvement. So she tells others and herself it's on purpose and the best thing ever, only occasionally crying herself to sleep over a tub of coffee flavored ice cream.

    • @vizzo1138
      @vizzo1138 8 місяців тому

      Women keep women single. Misery loves company. Crabs in a bucket. etc etc etc
      All of their advice is garbage too. You're perfect the way you are, you're a 10/10 honey. A womans worst enemy are other women. Meanwhile on the other end with men. You're worthless, make something of yourself.

    • @zeriel9148
      @zeriel9148 8 місяців тому

      That, or she wants to give bad advice to other women so she has less competition. This is one of the most basic forms of female mating strategies.

    • @kukquakk4716
      @kukquakk4716 8 місяців тому +5

      @@tastysnacks8094yeah while watching the video it occurred to me that that journalist is just coping really really hard

  • @inquisiteur5941
    @inquisiteur5941 3 місяці тому +7

    Honestly I can see the 1958 advice working in a world where men are not constantly threatened of being accused of the worst.

  • @fidelcashflow3063
    @fidelcashflow3063 8 місяців тому +172

    A woman complimented my hands on October 13, 2022 and I have never forgotten the serotonin I received from it.

    • @frostedbvtts
      @frostedbvtts 8 місяців тому +4

      Your hands?

    • @nathanstroud2223
      @nathanstroud2223 8 місяців тому +4

      I feel like I have small, dainty hands for a guy, so when I have to wear large latex gloves and it's still a tight fit trying to get them on I get a little bit of an ego boost.

    • @Birginio420
      @Birginio420 8 місяців тому +3

      she wanted you to use them to pin her down

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 8 місяців тому +1

      1,5 years, whoop-dee-doo.

    • @feorh1919
      @feorh1919 8 місяців тому

      Aah, the magic of fisting!

  • @ElMartilloBlanco
    @ElMartilloBlanco 8 місяців тому +623

    This article: "Men aren't asking women out, so just do literally everything _except_ ask a man out"
    At this point in my life I'm starting to feel like that's the only way I'd ever notice if someone was into me. Like if she asked me out, that's the only way I'd be able to tell because according to the weird journos I'm never supposed to assume anyone is into me.

    • @Naoto-kun1085
      @Naoto-kun1085 8 місяців тому +30

      I feel like the issue is that if a man thinks a woman is into him, he suddenly will go into full flirtatious casanova mode and views her only as a love interest, and that this approach is often encouraged by men on the internet. Meanwhile, it's much better to wait and allow things to progress naturally, because unless a woman is looking for a hook up, a lot of women prefer to take things slow and not rush into romance. And a second thing is that men often don't take rejection well, and not many men on the internet encourage healthy behavior in reaction to rejection. But this is all to say, I think the real root of issues is that men are too reliant on the advice of dating gurus and dating journals. If you obsess over what the internet tells you are the signs a woman is into you, or signs that a woman is uninterested, then you will close more doors than you open. What dating journals won't tell you is that women are as diverse and complex as men, and that no dating advice will ever be able to generalize all women. Instead, build connections and focus on improving yourself. If you want a woman to ask you out, then focus on building a beautiful garden and the butterflies will come to you. But if you want to be the one to make the first move, then stop overthinking it and worrying about what the dating gurus are telling you, do what you feel is natural and will make you happy! Dating isn't an algebra, it's about building a romantic connection that will affect your entire life!

    • @Nilithic
      @Nilithic 8 місяців тому +20

      @@Naoto-kun1085 Men don't take rejection well, because for men rejection often means death sentence. It is not easy to get rejected constantly.

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 8 місяців тому +59

      ​@@Naoto-kun1085 Nobody takes rejection well. Women can easily spread slander, have a few of your things go "missing", etc etc.

    • @007MrYang
      @007MrYang 8 місяців тому +1

      What???

    • @lunard8690
      @lunard8690 8 місяців тому +5

      im a guy, id be cool if a girl asked me out, id also be cool if a cute guy asked me out, id also be cool if a futa asked me out

  • @doom-mantia
    @doom-mantia 7 місяців тому +746

    "Girlbossed a little too close to the sun" is a very good expression😂

    • @ancientslav4863
      @ancientslav4863 7 місяців тому +21

      It'saGundam uses it too

    • @TheRaiderman1
      @TheRaiderman1 7 місяців тому

      I would rather have a woman boss, My home is a perfect example of this, she has a very busy schedule, always looking to help others, has a college degree that is actually useful has 8 kids raised and lots of grandkids and the list goes on.

  • @jeffreyplum5259
    @jeffreyplum5259 Місяць тому +1

    Shoe, hearing there may actually be another generation brilliant, funny, and Smart Shoe-kins is the best news I have found in some time. Please keep up the excellent work. God bless you all

  • @AirShark95
    @AirShark95 8 місяців тому +748

    "Don't you ever get lonely?"
    "Only around people" - Thin Red Line

    • @patrickrobinson545
      @patrickrobinson545 8 місяців тому +7

      Thanks for a reminder about a cool movie!

    • @AirShark95
      @AirShark95 8 місяців тому +8

      @@patrickrobinson545 Hands down the best and most memorable war movie I have seen.

    • @AngryCasper
      @AngryCasper 8 місяців тому +19

      Give it 20 years. Men's loneliness is front loaded, female is back loaded.

    • @sboinkthelegday3892
      @sboinkthelegday3892 8 місяців тому

      Theres also Thin Blue Line with rowan atkinson.

    • @chaospoet
      @chaospoet 8 місяців тому +8

      "I don't hate people, but I feel a lot better when they're not around." - Charles Bukowski

  • @Wythaneye
    @Wythaneye 8 місяців тому +405

    As a male engineering nerd, I can assure you that the outdoor easel thing would DEFINITELY WORK. Ladies, please try this.

    • @alexandervazquez7501
      @alexandervazquez7501 8 місяців тому +31

      As a male engineering student, a lot of us are weird that's why we're in engineering, go for the guys in other departments of study ;_;

    • @kevinb314
      @kevinb314 8 місяців тому +15

      But also stop to look around, try to look a little approachable. If a chick was painting the view, I’d be hesitant to talk to her if she looked super focused.

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 8 місяців тому +71

      ​@@alexandervazquez7501 Bro just said "nah we ain't worth it" and locked the whole group in the sinking Titanic LMAO

    • @LEO_M1
      @LEO_M1 8 місяців тому +16

      @@kevinb314
      The way I’d see this working out is: you see a woman painting, you walk over to see _what_ she’s painting if she’s interested (in companionship, a relationship, conversation, etc.), she’ll acknowledge you and then you ask about the painting.

    • @IsaacFoster..
      @IsaacFoster.. 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@alexandervazquez7501Dude we engineering students deserve to be loved.

  • @blacksheepwall79
    @blacksheepwall79 8 місяців тому +480

    I worked at Amazon. On thanksgiving one of my female coworkers, without prompting of any kind, brought me a plate of food from the buffet they had set up. When she would tap you on your back to get your attention, instead of tapping she drew little circles on your back. She was a doll.
    Edit: This comment blew up. This happened 6 years ago. I'm not oblivious to flirtation or I wouldn't have posted this. HR exists though.

    • @drjukebox3882
      @drjukebox3882 8 місяців тому

      Draw circles with her nipples?

    • @aduroatrox
      @aduroatrox 8 місяців тому +31

      Aw, that's so cute!

    • @sgnMark
      @sgnMark 8 місяців тому +51

      Normally I would say if a chick brings you food for no reason, she's into you. But it was thanksgiving. Be thankful goddamit.

    • @Smiley-king-one
      @Smiley-king-one 8 місяців тому +28

      ⁠@@sgnMarki don't care what day it is! Ladies don't normally do that, she 100% liked you! Shoot your shot dummy,
      are you waiting for her to hold up a sign for you to make your move! 😩

    • @Smiley-king-one
      @Smiley-king-one 8 місяців тому +4

      i don't care what day it is! Ladies don't normally do that, she 100% liked you! Shoot your shot dummy,
      are you waiting for her to hold up a sign for you to make your move?!😩 geez

  • @KhanTrav
    @KhanTrav Місяць тому +3

    Have this running on my second monitor while I work, you are making me laugh. Good content.
    Hat Box....

  • @MTrent3
    @MTrent3 8 місяців тому +631

    As a woman, I can say that she is right. Most of us women aren’t the crazies you find online. Most of us don’t like H.R. World™️. Like with most demographics, the loud angry ones are the minority. They’re just loud and obnoxious. Most of us are normal human beings who want to be in a caring, functional relationship. I personally think that social media has had a lot to do with this polarization. People no longer view each other as human beings, worthy of respect and consideration when we’re behind a keyboard. That’s why I got off. I was tired of seeing people I knew and loved bashing each other over social media and thinking that the irl relationships would not be affected. The fact that women think they can get online and hate on men, and it not affect the real world is… let’s just say I’m not following their logic. The same can be said the other way around as well btw. We need to start realizing that our actions change things, and the way things are going, it’s time to change back.

    • @NA-nz9lv
      @NA-nz9lv 8 місяців тому +29

      yes, social media is very polarizing, even knowing this if you scroll enough it's been shown by a few studies that your nihilism/negativity/sadness increase the more you use things like Twitter and Instagram.
      I'm not sure about UA-cam because these studies are usually more focused on doomscrolling but I'm guessing to some degree it applies to any social media.

    • @gorasul12
      @gorasul12 8 місяців тому +61

      The big problem for a avarage man these days if he makes a misstake on who he approach he can be shamed for life or quickly be on a trip to prison, so its the irl dangers too, not just the internet comments for a man.

    • @HisCoconutGun
      @HisCoconutGun 8 місяців тому +26

      ​@@gorasul12 You're being dramatic. You're not going to prison for hitting on a girl.

    • @iliketea4443
      @iliketea4443 8 місяців тому +1

      He's not dramatic I once had neighbours call the Police on me and my Girlfriend and before they had even assessed the situation I already had 5 police men around me with hands on their tasers and guns, mind you I actively approached them to clear the air, I was unarmed, and way smaller than all of them. Even after my GF explained everything was fine one guy still didn't want to leave and wanted to take me to the station just because. Had I gone to the Station that's on my Record forever and I'm fucked ​@@HisCoconutGun

    • @53Strat
      @53Strat 8 місяців тому +18

      Social Media and Porn are a huge factor. We are more connected then ever trough apps but people are more lonely then ever and there are less relationships. I only had instagram for the last 3 years since deleting everything else. Now I have no social media since 6 weeks. I honestly don't feel like I'm missing out on anything anymore and I am prioritizing real life interactions more.

  • @Crazy_Bomb
    @Crazy_Bomb 8 місяців тому +283

    Yeah, the "feel so protected" thing works. You say that to me you basically have a bodyguard for the rest of the day.

    • @rostschweifvomchaosclan
      @rostschweifvomchaosclan 8 місяців тому

      Protected from what tho? Is it a American thing, cause over there everyone can shoot you down or why protection? I don't get it

    • @petrol_prophet
      @petrol_prophet 8 місяців тому

      true. men love a woman who will let them be masculine.
      we want to do it, it's in our DNA. We can feel our ancestors smiling on us while we do it.
      women today think it's good to say they "don't need men".
      Tf, okay, I guess I'll see myself out then.
      Bro, we WANT to be needed. It's a d*mn good feeling.

  • @n1ghtdragon
    @n1ghtdragon 8 місяців тому +680

    when my gf said she felt safe i really was locked tf in

    • @Smitekk
      @Smitekk 8 місяців тому +31

      Good job

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs 8 місяців тому +18

      That is so sweet 😊

    • @tomgjgj
      @tomgjgj 8 місяців тому +28

      Yeah.
      I mean, what more do you need to hear?

    • @SmokinQuack
      @SmokinQuack 8 місяців тому

      I hate to say it but don't believe it 100%, I was told this by a woman I was dating for months, and she ended up saying she felt unsafe about me cause she learned someone had tried to murder me in my past (fuckin' wild logic)

    • @SmokinQuack
      @SmokinQuack 8 місяців тому +11

      I hate to say it but I wouldn't believe this 100%, a woman I dated for several months said this to me, yet ended up saying she felt unsafe with me and dumped me cause of the actions of someone else towards me (I don't understand the logic)

  • @dillon22st
    @dillon22st 7 днів тому +1

    Your sense of humor with this stuff is so refreshing 😂

  • @smallguy1113
    @smallguy1113 8 місяців тому +245

    *simple* As a man I can confirm. Saying the words "I feel safe around you" works. It's easy, even if it's brought up unnaturally in conversation it still works.
    *depth* The reason why a guy may not be that affectionate even if he has a massive crush on you will most likely be a fear of being a creep. So when you say that you feel comfortable around him it allows him to feel more comfortable around you.

    • @letsdothis9063
      @letsdothis9063 8 місяців тому +13

      I always took that to mean that they felt safe that I wasn't going to make a move on them.
      To be fair, all but one of the girls that I have dated asked me out.
      I don't really signals, and always worried about being a creep, just like you said.

    • @luxinvictus9018
      @luxinvictus9018 8 місяців тому +8

      I remember one time a girl (not a to antic interest, just a friend) said "I trust you. I can tell you're a good guy" and was enough. From that point on, I was able to open up and be a much better and more supportive friend.
      Once a girl let's us know that she realises we aren't creeps, we can really open up. Until then, I think most guys hold back massively because they don't want to make her feel uncomfortable or unsafe

    • @CGMedia2023
      @CGMedia2023 8 місяців тому

      Monica on Friends said it best, "I feel so safe around you = You will NEVER see me naked.."
      Women who say that are just looking for a gay best friend. They only fuck abusive, muscle bound fuckboys and cry about them to the "safe guy".

  • @cloudy_days2321
    @cloudy_days2321 8 місяців тому +1142

    "Anita Sarkisian had a wedding themed birthday party."
    I didn't think it was possible for me to feel sorry for Anita, but you succeeded for a brief moment. Well done. That is pathetic in the extreme.

    • @harsh3948
      @harsh3948 8 місяців тому +195

      Karma lmao, they called everyone who opposed them an incel during gamergate

    • @clvrswine
      @clvrswine 8 місяців тому +18

      I always felt bad for her. So homely.

    • @bushwacka5187
      @bushwacka5187 8 місяців тому +94

      @@harsh3948 Wait, she's about to make a comeback in the Gamergate sequel that seems to be brewing with the Sweet Baby inc stuff lol.

    • @odindarkll3706
      @odindarkll3706 8 місяців тому +47

      I don't feel bad at all for it's clearly self inflicted!

    • @stanlyqbrick1621
      @stanlyqbrick1621 8 місяців тому

      Anita is doing her Talmudic law

  • @CptKirby
    @CptKirby 8 місяців тому +351

    19:35
    "I feel very protected when I'm with you"
    She's right, you know.

    • @ajp1282
      @ajp1282 8 місяців тому +10

      Morgan Freeman voice 😅

    • @JACQUEZ23
      @JACQUEZ23 8 місяців тому

      Ehh

    • @joeblow8278
      @joeblow8278 8 місяців тому +1

      She knows too much, but she's chill so i'll allow it.

  • @matthewwebster3143
    @matthewwebster3143 Місяць тому +4

    my wife, first thing she told me, " I feel safe with you" yup it works!

  • @TheRiveners
    @TheRiveners 6 місяців тому +400

    I think about the one girl who said I smelled nice 12 years ago and have used the same soap, shampoo, deodorant, and cologne ever since.

    • @M0urfeen
      @M0urfeen 6 місяців тому +30

      that's cute

    • @kamifuujin
      @kamifuujin 5 місяців тому +17

      Same happened to me been using the same shampoo fot a decade now women tend of like it.

    • @comicrandomness3289
      @comicrandomness3289 3 місяці тому +4

      One time i went to a house for work, solar. The homeowner opened the house and her dog got out. The dog just sniffed me but i was telling the homeowner i was there for service. After i explained to her she told me "i can tell you're nice because my dog didn't bark at you and he barks at everyone." Awesome compliment.

    • @thtbxtch6078
      @thtbxtch6078 3 місяці тому

      Gosh some man are so cute

    • @SigFigNewton
      @SigFigNewton 2 місяці тому +2

      Same, except it was fourteen years ago. Been wearing the same underwear ever since.

  • @jakeyeatsbacon
    @jakeyeatsbacon 8 місяців тому +125

    My wife and I were friends way before we started dating and when I figured out I was interested in dating her was when we were in Charleston, SC walking at night and she just randomly said, "This would be so tough to do by myself, but I feel safe with you."
    That pro tip is some voodoo shit, Shoe.

  • @W4ZEL
    @W4ZEL 8 місяців тому +288

    11:10 "and people who, in many instances, have absolutely no clue what they are doing"
    yup, literally me

  • @darkcasterx4628
    @darkcasterx4628 3 дні тому

    You make a really good point about nowhere being an acceptable place to approach women. It makes dating really confusing, especially when women turn around and complain about not being approached

  • @andrewbobb3170
    @andrewbobb3170 8 місяців тому +396

    That painting next to an engineering school bit is next-level psychological warfare. Logical/mathematical people are fascinated by creatives.

    • @potatorts3056
      @potatorts3056 8 місяців тому +34

      Can confirm. Am engineer, married to an art teacher

    • @kiwiwasoncehere3623
      @kiwiwasoncehere3623 8 місяців тому +19

      Thirded here as a biochem major, I don't TRY to find artsy types, I just ALWAYS end up with them

    • @harrymu148
      @harrymu148 8 місяців тому +10

      psyops alert 😂😂😂

    • @Mierigz
      @Mierigz 8 місяців тому +10

      Fourthing this? Software engineer, was married to a chick that sings, plays guitar, and does all manners of artsy stuff. She even taught me how to play a ukulele.

    • @genkibob
      @genkibob 8 місяців тому +3

      As an engineer married to an artist, also can confirm.

  • @micahbonewell5994
    @micahbonewell5994 8 місяців тому +80

    Can agree, my wife saying she "Felt very safe with me/ Felt very protected with me" was a winner line.

  • @Kilthan2050
    @Kilthan2050 8 місяців тому +134

    As married man who has known his wife since 3rd grade (32 years) she won me over by being my friend and giving me food. In fourth grade. By sixth grade we were best friends and she’s my only one.
    So, ladies, that pie advice is winner. Also compliments that are actual compliments are golden.

    • @edarddragon
      @edarddragon 8 місяців тому +11

      tbh, since i am really into cookies and treats, home baked brownies would totally win me over

    • @jaimeogas
      @jaimeogas 8 місяців тому +3

      It's March 14, or Pi day. Great advice for today!

    • @Kilthan2050
      @Kilthan2050 8 місяців тому +2

      @@jaimeogasit also happens to be the wife and i's anniversary.

  • @8bit_paul
    @8bit_paul 2 місяці тому +4

    First time I went to pick up my daughter from kindergarten, all the other Moms there gave me the look like "who invited the predator?", by the end of the school year we were all laughing together. That was 25 years ago, seared into my memory.

  • @Matthew-.-
    @Matthew-.- 8 місяців тому +235

    My sister told me she liked this dude in her class but she was scared to approach. I told her to just ask him out randomly cause guys never get approached and if a dude does get approached and she's even remotely attractive to him and he's single it's like a 99% chance it'll work. It worked.

    • @cloverhollister
      @cloverhollister 8 місяців тому +4

      might want to look up what happens when a woman approaches a man first …. all bc it worked , doesn’t mean its good advice

    • @katanaman444
      @katanaman444 8 місяців тому +67

      @@cloverhollister ...What is supposed to happen?
      Do women believe they'll explode or something if they actually show a little initiative?

    • @TheUnholyLotus
      @TheUnholyLotus 8 місяців тому +21

      @@cloverhollister when a woman approaches a man at least he doesn't need to question how interested she really is...
      if a man approaches a woman, she knows that he is interested in her... but is she just settling for him for lack of a better option?... or saying yes because she cant think of a good reason to say no...
      if she approaches him, it lets him know she chose him... and that she isn't just settling.

    • @cicjose6016
      @cicjose6016 8 місяців тому +7

      @@TheUnholyLotusif a man approaches a woman she calls him a creep and his life is over

    • @henta7608
      @henta7608 8 місяців тому +3

      @@katanaman444 Would also like to know the answer to this question

  • @nathanbrooks668
    @nathanbrooks668 8 місяців тому +148

    I showed a girl at a college party my Clash of Clans and My Singing Monsters account and we’ve been together for two years

    • @medicineman152
      @medicineman152 8 місяців тому +27

      Man's got gems, clearly.

    • @CØsmic_ElIteX2
      @CØsmic_ElIteX2 8 місяців тому +4

      Bro is the rizz god!

    • @porkerpete7722
      @porkerpete7722 8 місяців тому +1

      She just wants to join your clan until she finds a better one 😂

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 8 місяців тому +76

    The woman making commentary to the original article sounds very happy and fulfilled and not insecure at all

  • @heskrthmatt
    @heskrthmatt 8 місяців тому +143

    10:47 Alaska currently has a similar problem, but there’s a saying that goes along with it.
    “The odds are good, but the goods are odd.”

    • @alexsilent5603
      @alexsilent5603 8 місяців тому +29

      In Russia we say: "If you don't have a wife, it means someone has two."

  • @letsdothis9063
    @letsdothis9063 8 місяців тому +272

    The "I feel safe around you", has always been interpreted by me to mean, "i like hanging out, because i know that you aren't going to try anything with me".
    I literally thought they were saying that im a nice guy, and they appreciated me not getting handsy or trying to kiss them when we drink or whatever.

    • @shea5542
      @shea5542 8 місяців тому +13

      Well that can be it but ironically I feel like those are how the best relationships start idk

    • @sungod9797
      @sungod9797 8 місяців тому +39

      She phrased it as “I feel protected around you” which doesn’t have that connotation

    • @aliberkozderya3112
      @aliberkozderya3112 8 місяців тому

      ​@@sungod9797bingo

    • @BigBubbaTakeYoAzz
      @BigBubbaTakeYoAzz 7 місяців тому +10

      @@shea5542 yeah, the best relationships are the ones where you won't make a move because you don't want to ruin the friendship. Lmao

    • @BigBubbaTakeYoAzz
      @BigBubbaTakeYoAzz 7 місяців тому +1

      @@sungod9797 what's the difference?

  • @Symphogi
    @Symphogi 7 місяців тому +549

    Honestly the best advice to approaching a man is to just show genuine interest, sometimes guys like me in particular are dense and need your intentions up front so we can open up a little. I find that I'm very straightforward so I'm afraid of scaring women so it's hard to approach them.

    • @devinwarren5862
      @devinwarren5862 6 місяців тому +7

      Same.

    • @devinup3981
      @devinup3981 6 місяців тому +23

      Right? Just be nice, care about what he says and does (hopefully he reciprocates this back), and you should be on the right track. And honestly, slip in a compliment every now and then. Do something nice for him. The amount of men who have anyone say or do something nice for them is way too low.

    • @aquarioresetter8828
      @aquarioresetter8828 5 місяців тому +19

      Dude same. I am normally a very blunt man, and I do not speak the language of "Hints". In fact, the one time I did date a girl, I never initially made a move because I had no idea. Yeah she seemed to join my friend group, and she seemingly did stand near me in conversations, but it never crossed my mind that she was approaching me. She had to get the help of other friends to get my attention. A male friend of mine said "You know she has a massive liking to you." "Well, that makes sense, I normally am wei-" "In a relationship-like way chief." "Oh."
      Then cut to next month and I eventually sent a 6 haiku poem.
      We are not dating anymore, but we're still close friends. She is the homie

    • @nameunknown5106
      @nameunknown5106 5 місяців тому +8

      I don't even know if that will work, we never get approached so we think its a setup

    • @3ternalHours
      @3ternalHours 5 місяців тому +7

      Exactly. Show genuine interest and be persistent if he appears confused around you at first. He likely has never had this form of attention before.

  • @DMGDamege
    @DMGDamege Місяць тому

    That "I feel protected when I'm around you" one will probably melt my heart...❤