Fluttershy aka Why I Hate Horses

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • The last thing the Green players needed was the power of Friendship.
    #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgcommander #mtgcommunity #cardgame

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  • @professorpantherhardraad3921
    @professorpantherhardraad3921 11 місяців тому +1081

    No clopping for Maldhound. You heard it here first folks.

    • @FishWizardGoBlubBlam
      @FishWizardGoBlubBlam 11 місяців тому +59

      But will he get the Jar?

    • @TurMoiL911
      @TurMoiL911 11 місяців тому +60

      Neigh means neigh.

    • @Nersius
      @Nersius 11 місяців тому +21

      ​​@@TurMoiL911A whinny when not a filly 🥵

    • @Lardo137
      @Lardo137 11 місяців тому +1

      Coward

    • @joebob7483
      @joebob7483 11 місяців тому +10

      what

  • @captncrunchhh9369
    @captncrunchhh9369 11 місяців тому +705

    We live in a world where having the alt art of some cards is actually integral to the deck.
    Herd Baloth is gonna go crazy too.

    • @lyrebirb83
      @lyrebirb83 11 місяців тому +67

      Art tribal proxy about to make soldiers really fucked up.

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR 11 місяців тому +29

      Foil out a deck and bring a lamp to strategically place where it makes your cards unreadable.

    • @captncrunchhh9369
      @captncrunchhh9369 11 місяців тому +21

      @@lyrebirb83 Fulttershy is the reason some pods ban proxies XD

    • @joebob7483
      @joebob7483 11 місяців тому +11

      @@captncrunchhh9369that isnt even a legal card

    • @lyrebirb83
      @lyrebirb83 11 місяців тому +19

      @@captncrunchhh9369 well, it's silver border so most pods ban by default. Also if I'm looking to get degenerate in selesnya soldiers I have better options.
      I want the funny horse girl to lock your commander out. And scream "charge"

  • @zalleus3489
    @zalleus3489 11 місяців тому +116

    If anyone is at all curious why Fluttershy has the carebarestare, In the show she can literally put the fear of god in any animal by looking them directly in the eyes. Everyone calls it "The Stare"

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 10 місяців тому +33

      Probably the most notable instance was when she stared down a cockatrice. _While it was petrifying her._ It caved so hard she turned back to flesh.
      Beware the cute ones.

    • @aaronloiselle3651
      @aaronloiselle3651 9 місяців тому +4

      The fact you people even know at all, says a lot about Malds fans.

  • @dovakhiinmaster2967
    @dovakhiinmaster2967 11 місяців тому +179

    For the uninitiated, the reason that you get to stare at a creature is because of that pony's canonical ability to make you feel absolutely horrible for your bad actions by just staring you down, refered to as "The Stare." It is an effective enough ability to stop her from being turned to stone by a creature that turns you to Stone when you look at. She used an ability called The Stare on what might as well be a copy of Medusa, and *won.* Anyway, time to go build forest critter tribal

    • @Magnet_Chaos
      @Magnet_Chaos 5 місяців тому +8

      Fluttershy is like one step away from just being Ghost Rider. lol

    • @dovakhiinmaster2967
      @dovakhiinmaster2967 5 місяців тому +6

      @@Magnet_Chaos I've actually seen her compared to him, yeah! It's quite amusing to me. Though, she's more like diet ghost rider I guess? It does take effort from her, and it's only while she's doing it, so not as potent, but it is far more controlled. Either way, drawing comparisons between the ponies and other pieces of media gets wonky quick, and I love it ^~^

  • @dinotech3416
    @dinotech3416 11 місяців тому +154

    Him at the end “ knock that shit off” I’m dying lol

  • @Mewseeker
    @Mewseeker 11 місяців тому +16

    "You're going to LOVE ME!!"
    -Fluttershy

    • @shanehanlan336
      @shanehanlan336 11 місяців тому +5

      That is my favorite part of the gala episode. She was going nuts 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AllarionTalfwyn
    @AllarionTalfwyn 11 місяців тому +288

    should not have watched this one while drunk. Was laughing for 5 minutes, some of which I couldn't breathe. Props Mald, almost killed me, literally.

    • @zalleus3489
      @zalleus3489 11 місяців тому

      I literally shot my drink at my nose at the pepper joke

  • @youenhime2770
    @youenhime2770 11 місяців тому +5

    I have a twilight friendship deck which prevents anyone from losing. I finally have all of the ponies for her ability.

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 11 місяців тому +5

    So it's +1/+1 counters theme but with an added "look, look with your special eyes" effect.

  • @Veelofar
    @Veelofar 11 місяців тому +149

    I continue to ask for Yeva, who knows that the best way to make your attackers sweat is by passing the turn with twelve mana open.

    • @RoxyGotMoxy.
      @RoxyGotMoxy. 11 місяців тому +3

      From turn 4 onwards, cuz, mono green 😅😂

    • @Veelofar
      @Veelofar 11 місяців тому +3

      @@RoxyGotMoxy. those are rookie numbers. Gotta get there by turn 2

  • @makingnoises2327
    @makingnoises2327 11 місяців тому +75

    Two card instant concede from your opponents with this and Memory Jar.

    • @edwardc9785
      @edwardc9785 11 місяців тому +10

      Took me two seconds to read this. Two more think about. Two MORE to really think about it. Then one seond to exhale all the air in my lungs out my nose as I finally got the joke.

    • @kylecote7261
      @kylecote7261 11 місяців тому +9

      I cast shatter, targeting memory jar.

    • @Theray0evan
      @Theray0evan 11 місяців тому +1

      i still dont get it, ive been thinking about whats the synergy here for like 10 minutes.

    • @benjaminchristman2712
      @benjaminchristman2712 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Theray0evanthe synergy that the basement freaks have when they have pony figures in cum jars.

    • @eieneidnf
      @eieneidnf 11 місяців тому +22

      ​@Theray0evan there's an infamous post from 4chan (never a good sign) involving a mlp figure, a jar, and maximum degeneracy
      Look it up at your own peril

  • @mr.valeyard8810
    @mr.valeyard8810 11 місяців тому +18

    “That one” is such an ominous statement I honestly find it funny

  • @devinayaz9210
    @devinayaz9210 11 місяців тому +68

    I ALMOST THOUGHT THIS WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE XD, but fuck, i didnt think there was such a powerful effect for furries.

    • @irregularassassin6380
      @irregularassassin6380 11 місяців тому +11

      Is it stronger than the free WUBRG every turn with five flyers and/or hasty creatures on the field you get with Rainbow Dash? Maybe ... maybe. Of course, don't forget that's a free WUBRG you can put towards another combat phase spell... or can pump directly into paying for Twilight's win-con.
      Fluttershy's is awesome, but I think Rainbow Dash's ability is at least ... 20% cooler.

    • @chastermief839
      @chastermief839 11 місяців тому +7

      Calling bronies furries is unfair to the furries.

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 11 місяців тому

      ​@@chastermief839 This is true. The two groups are a venn diagram, but they are not inherently the same

    • @devinayaz9210
      @devinayaz9210 11 місяців тому

      sorry for not knowing the proper nomenclature for people who represent themselves as cartoon animals@@chastermief839

    • @ryanjensen1945
      @ryanjensen1945 11 місяців тому

      @@chastermief839 mmm... no. It's not.

  • @ZackofSpades
    @ZackofSpades 11 місяців тому +83

    "Knock that shit off" coming from a man who'd smash a creature who's got STIs so powerful that they can give a rash to solid steel.
    Though I'm glad they specified "up to one" for her Stare Down ability, because otherwise the new meta was going to require having a lazy eye.

  • @ethansargent
    @ethansargent 11 місяців тому +11

    Me after years of MTG crossovers and constantly not being in the loop
    ". . . . Are you real?"

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera 11 місяців тому +5

      Insofar as silver-border cards made for charity are "real" yes.

  • @belgariontheking1
    @belgariontheking1 11 місяців тому +43

    Depending on how much you argue, The M12 Llanowar elves do have a tail. A ponytail.

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 10 місяців тому +5

      KEK
      Any pod that disallows this argument is lame.

    • @Sneaky_Pirate
      @Sneaky_Pirate 10 місяців тому +6

      MTG didn’t specify on the card, it gets a green light from me. +1 away!!

    • @garrymoore-eroomyrrag
      @garrymoore-eroomyrrag 7 місяців тому

      😂

    • @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281
      @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 2 місяці тому +2

      It's a silver bordered card, if you don't wanna tolerate BS loopholes then why'd you allow the card? Ponytail approved

  • @WittyCorvian
    @WittyCorvian 11 місяців тому +15

    Clippity cloppity, your best creature's about to get stoppity

  • @SporeTres
    @SporeTres 11 місяців тому +114

    My man MAD at silver border cards. What a completely reasonable and level-headed fine young gentleman. :P
    Keep up the good work.

  • @cwhip9
    @cwhip9 11 місяців тому +2

    "White was already the handcuffing color" definitely saving that line for next the I meat an stax deck xD

  • @EternalWolf88
    @EternalWolf88 11 місяців тому +19

    "Why does the My Little Pony secret lair have the God damn Care Bear Stare?!"
    Because it's an actual canon event. Don't ask me why I know.

  • @BeaglzRok1
    @BeaglzRok1 11 місяців тому +89

    Obviously the best pony commander is Princess Twilight Sparkle, on account that she's a horse lord for 2 mana, has all five color pips to play as many other equine cards your heart could desire, as well as a win con that lets you and your bracket immediately cheese any tournament win counts. Close second is Rainbow Dash because she casually goes infinite with Najeela, the Blade Blossom if you have four other fliers on board and you give her Vigilance, which shouldn't be too difficult in Boros colors if you've ever seen a stack of draft chaff.
    Now, as for the question of best pony, that's a different matter altogether, and strongly depends on what time you decide to stop watching the show before character assassination can kick in.

    • @chastermief839
      @chastermief839 11 місяців тому +32

      >strongly depends on what time you decide to stop watching the show before character assassination can kick in.
      Daily reminder that Weird Al's self insert character has canonically fucked Pinkie Pie.

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 11 місяців тому

      ​@@chastermief839 E-... E-excuse me..?

    • @shanehanlan336
      @shanehanlan336 11 місяців тому +4

      All the pony’s feed each other’s abilities. They are my favorite cards hands down.

    • @speenta4879
      @speenta4879 11 місяців тому +2

      @@chastermief839wait what the fuck

    • @speenta4879
      @speenta4879 11 місяців тому

      @@chastermief839wait what the fuck

  • @christopherlundgren1700
    @christopherlundgren1700 11 місяців тому +8

    Ok, important rules questions: do you have to be able to SEE the tail in the artwork? Or is an implied tail ok? Like if I'm looking at the front end of a bear or something we can assume that there's a tail back there, but maybe that bear got its tail blasted off by a wizard or something. And if my opponent casts Snakeform on my human, do I get a counter because it has a tail now? Or do snakes even HAVE tails? Or is that just its body??

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 11 місяців тому

      Snakes do have tails, but in a deck based around Fluttershy, I'd rule that you have to *see* the tail in the art, like how Nightmare Moon//Princess Luna requires you to see the moon in artwork for her ability.

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera 11 місяців тому +6

      Snakes do have tails, and there is a distinction between them and the torso.

    • @fafdsfr
      @fafdsfr 11 місяців тому +4

      Given the wording on the card and the fact that we're in silver border land, I'm going to say an implied tail works, as does a snakeform.
      Notably, though, I'm going to say that the creature itself has to have the tail, not just anything in the art, again because of the wording.

  • @RanGoblin
    @RanGoblin 11 місяців тому +8

    I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MLP CARDS EXISTED, THIS IS SO FUNNY.

  • @psyonicpanda
    @psyonicpanda 11 місяців тому +5

    I'm a Pinkie Pie fan. She goes really nicely into my Legendary Party deck. 1 card, full party, infinitely scaling party discount on Tazri, looks good to me.

  • @bricecart6148
    @bricecart6148 11 місяців тому +4

    You run from her.
    You run to even the horse for shelter.
    She is coming.
    You cannot stop her.
    Zethi calls you Mald, and she is impatient.

  • @seifeir6951
    @seifeir6951 11 місяців тому +11

    Hey Maldhound, you briefly talked about blue player heaven in your last review and I just wanted to clarify a few things
    While you do get a day in heaven for every card you’ve ever drawn, you must spend that many days playing magic once you get to hell.
    Wherein your counter spells are always one card late, cantrips never find the card you need, and every other game is against narset or bowmaster effects.
    Once your spirit is broken, you’ll finally have the counter spell in time, only for your opponent to be blue as well and have one more

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 11 місяців тому +1

      so basically MTG Arena is hell. Gotcha

  • @venomflame2358
    @venomflame2358 11 місяців тому +4

    My god even fluttershy can be a menace in Magic, and canonically she did get it by a literal god of chaos.

  • @TheMeditatingRaven
    @TheMeditatingRaven 11 місяців тому +40

    Honestly, when it comes to Selesnya horses, I would choose Lathiel, the Bounteous Dawn over this. To me, snowballing stronger creatures from Green/White’s lifegain feels a bit more explosive than this effect.
    To me, Simic, Temur, and much of Jund deserve the hate more than Selesnya merely by the fact that Korvold and Animar even exist. Most of what Selesnya does is honest and fair magic.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 11 місяців тому +6

      I prefer Emiel, but I'm pretty sure I'll get banned for life if I actually play 1 game of Trigger Me Timbers with three -hostages- other people.

    • @66exe
      @66exe 11 місяців тому +4

      Honest and fair?? SELVALA PANGLACIAL WURM???

    • @TheMeditatingRaven
      @TheMeditatingRaven 11 місяців тому +2

      @@66exe Keyword MOST. I am not familiar with the one you mentioned, but obviously something like Gaddock Teeg would not apply.

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera 11 місяців тому +2

      @@TheMeditatingRaven Selvela Panglacial Wurm isn't actually strong or unfair, it's just weird as hell like Animate Worldgorger or Opalescence Humility.

    • @solemnsovereign758
      @solemnsovereign758 11 місяців тому

      As a Temur (Surrak Dragonclaw toolbox combo) player, I will gladly admit to my years of tax evasion and degeneracy
      And I shall do so with a gigantic smile as I cast Maelstrom Wanderer 42 to the power of 42 times a turn

  • @TaosoftheVoid
    @TaosoftheVoid 11 місяців тому +6

    A small vial of black pepper? My brother in Rakdos, I'm just bringing a handful of sand with me. Mercy is for the weak but I'm not spending money to exact justice

  • @stripeybag6977
    @stripeybag6977 11 місяців тому +2

    Throwing a suggestion for Nashi Moon's Legacy or Moon's Scion into the pool.

  • @ysbrandtengelen9779
    @ysbrandtengelen9779 11 місяців тому +7

    Make a video on why "Giant Slug" is the greatest magic card

  • @calvineagar1863
    @calvineagar1863 11 місяців тому +4

    Gotta say, I've been playing a Rocco, Street Chef and the amount of free stuff he vomits onto the table is mouthwatering

  • @mixolli
    @mixolli 11 місяців тому +8

    You got to talk about Surrak & Goreclaw. That card forgot it was actually Gruul and left its red mana at home.
    The shit you can do with that card and a couple mana-positive dorks is so insane it could land me in a mental hospital screaming at everything colored green.

    • @manniebradley3768
      @manniebradley3768 11 місяців тому +2

      Breath sir now show me where the green players committed Tax fraud

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 11 місяців тому

      ​@@manniebradley3768 Feels like it'd be quicker to show you where they _haven't_ committed tax-fraud...

    • @51gunner
      @51gunner 11 місяців тому

      I saw that card come down on Game Knights and laughed my ass off at the Bear Force Two deck (sequel to Bear Force One). Hilarious episode.

  • @Revenge221
    @Revenge221 11 місяців тому +4

    I'm so happy to see another MaldHound vid in my feed. Holy shit. I'm howling.

  • @A_Cattus
    @A_Cattus 11 місяців тому +3

    Yet another day of asking for Omnath Locus of RAGE because he makes me happy and so does Maldhound

  • @NaivafAreul
    @NaivafAreul 11 місяців тому +8

    I was thinking. Who's fluttershy? A horse card affectionately called fluttershy? NO actual fluttershy.
    I just suppress the fact that this secret lair existed

  • @zero111x
    @zero111x 5 місяців тому

    This made my night thank you! From a fan perspective it's fitting that Fluttershy is the one that set you off, she's best friends with the lord of chaos after all.

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 11 місяців тому +14

    The image of sweet little Fluttershy engaging in magical Machiavellian combat and being inordinately good at it is immensely entertaining.

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 11 місяців тому +5

      Look, if she has the local chaos god wrapped around her hoof, the average guy at your LGS is child's play.

    • @135forte
      @135forte 11 місяців тому +1

      The one episode I remember that focused on her showed why you don't push her. Turns out when your specialty is training magical beasts, you know how to enforce your authority.

  • @mcculloughfamily6984
    @mcculloughfamily6984 11 місяців тому +1

    Easily one of your best. I love it

  • @Cronoistight
    @Cronoistight 11 місяців тому +1

    "Value Vomit" is my new favorite verbiage.

  • @lazerith84
    @lazerith84 11 місяців тому +1

    Damn Mald - this roast might have been your best yet

  • @hotdachsbun
    @hotdachsbun 11 місяців тому +2

    Yeah, the funny man is really stepping up his game

  • @pilidod
    @pilidod 11 місяців тому +6

    I don't know much about MtG, but the knowledge that My Little Pony is somehow in it brings me joy

    • @Set666Abominae
      @Set666Abominae 11 місяців тому +4

      There are quite a few crossovers with other fictional universes in MtG: Godzilla, Transformers, Princess Bride, Doctor Who about to be released, Lord of the Rings being the most well known, just to name a few. Some are just reskins of existing cars (Godzilla, Princess Bride), others are bespoke (the others).
      I don’t know much about MLP, but I feel for fans of the show that all they get is a handful of joke cards, none of which are actually legal in the game. Wizards of the Coast (the people who make MtG) should make a proper set, even if only a small number of cards, or not bother.

    • @manniebradley3768
      @manniebradley3768 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Set666Abominae it's for extra life guy it's literally a fundraiser nobody but bronies are buying a full mlp set final fantasy is different

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 11 місяців тому

      ​@@manniebradley3768 Nah, I got a buddy (I'm pretty sure) isn't a brony but is making a horse tribal deck using Twilight as the commander, as an "answer" to my dumb-AF blue "chaos" deck based around making everyone draw silly amounts of cards.

    • @Set666Abominae
      @Set666Abominae 11 місяців тому

      @@manniebradley3768 oh, I didn’t realise it was a fundraiser! That’s cool to see. I mean, they could have still made them viable cards *and* been a fundraiser, but that’s still put it a little bit up in my books.

  • @legenddairy668
    @legenddairy668 11 місяців тому +1

    Suddenly the elves show up wearing their tail buttplugs

  • @tromedlovdrolmai
    @tromedlovdrolmai 11 місяців тому +40

    Well, if you're doing the secret lair ones, how about Applejack. Why does she get to animate toys as creatures?

    • @bluejae7647
      @bluejae7647 11 місяців тому +42

      Bad dragon tribal

    • @sum1939
      @sum1939 11 місяців тому +3

      I threw up in my mouth at this comment. Well done

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@bluejae7647 oh no. Don't give them ideas, you know they'll do it.

    • @smf2k01
      @smf2k01 11 місяців тому

      ​@@bluejae7647what the hell? I was thinking Goku

    • @bluejae7647
      @bluejae7647 11 місяців тому +1

      Dragons that could arguably give scry vs Goku, who can only generate food tokens for you

  • @Th3UnluckyGam3r
    @Th3UnluckyGam3r 11 місяців тому +2

    I've been playing her as a Commander in tts. It's been interesting the diplomatic deals I've been striking. Someone played a Hellkite Tyrant and suddenly I was everyone's best friend! Idk why the attitude ended when I played It That Betrays...

  • @firedrake110
    @firedrake110 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm sad knowing the dinosaurs are all in Hell. It's true, I can't even argue it, but it still makes me sad

  • @KatsuKasuu
    @KatsuKasuu 11 місяців тому +1

    okay but i honestly think Dashie would make a killer commander

  • @Booostwave
    @Booostwave 11 місяців тому +1

    Wait till he finds out about Ghalta Stampede Tyrant he will blow up like a nuclear bomb

  • @summermermaidstar756
    @summermermaidstar756 11 місяців тому +13

    Explanation: Fluttershy has a very menacingly stare, do not disappoint the pacifist who keeps a fucking BEAR among many other animals as a pet or suffer from her the disappointment of the nicest pony in the Mane 6.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 11 місяців тому +3

      Even Discord couldn't live with himself after disappointing her.

    • @irregularassassin6380
      @irregularassassin6380 11 місяців тому

      She's stared down an angry dragon, fooled a megalomaniac and her entire brainwashed cult town, and was the only being capable of reigning in the living spirit of chaos. Her power is near-limitless. Do not fuck with the yellow one.

  • @OdinPlays94
    @OdinPlays94 11 місяців тому +2

    Once more, I request Slimefoot and Squee for all the BS it can do.
    Our commander + pitiless plunderer + any sac outlet + flayer of the hatebound. Sacrifice flayer twice, ping something for damage, sacrifice the commander, pay 1 mana, bring back the commander and flayer, ping two things for damage. Now we have an extra treasure to be able to redo this combo infinitely to win the game. With a phyrexian altar we're able to do this combination with 3 cards and pay 1 mana per iteration.
    Protean hulk is immensely powerful in this deck because it allows you to cheat a win condition into play and our commander cheats the protean hulk into play. We can use this to quickly establish a board state that either protects us or wins.
    Hermit druid gets anything we might need into the graveyard.
    And considering we can win the game off of creatures, we can run any number of things that just cheat them into play because we're playing green. We also have access to black tutors to get any missing combo pieces into hand quickly.
    This deck wins around turn 3-5 consistently and if you haven't played against a properly constructed version of the deck, I highly recommend you being the one to teach your opponents that cards like grafdigger's cage and containmentb priest exist.

  • @ezekialmaverick5461
    @ezekialmaverick5461 11 місяців тому +1

    You may not want to, that wont stop the others.

  • @alexz4684
    @alexz4684 10 місяців тому

    bruh, you know you wanna feel what that shutterfly be feeling like, its like an iitch for you gotta know what it fels like, dont even pretend you dont.

  • @evandurham8908
    @evandurham8908 11 місяців тому

    I have a phone call to make.
    Goblin tribal with a healthy dose of spells in red-blue should wreck this nicely.
    Failing that red-green should deal some good pain.

  • @davidstar2686
    @davidstar2686 11 місяців тому +1

    This is great. My wife and I love these cards and what they do but this man puts it perfectly.

  • @jacopogenovese4728
    @jacopogenovese4728 11 місяців тому

    If you choose the appropriate art, you could argue Llanowar elves have a "ponytail"

  • @noahwilliams6391
    @noahwilliams6391 11 місяців тому +1

    If you could do Florian or Sydri, Gavanic Genius I’d love you (more than I do already) you’re hilarious man, keep it up

  • @sullycub7183
    @sullycub7183 11 місяців тому +4

    I unironically use Fluttershy in my defender deck because it’s funny

  • @aquamarinerose5405
    @aquamarinerose5405 13 днів тому

    Others noted it, but honestly I find this card (and reading the other MLP cards, the other commanders" fucking hilarious.
    1: I was tempted to joke wondering if she'd be Green/Blue in order to use Counterspells as The Stare, UNTIL THEY STRAIGHT UP GAVE HER THE STARE AS A CARD FEATURE. ALONGSIDE BEING HALF WHITE MEANING "HANDCUFF COLORS". Also, Flutter's ability to give not only herself but other players 1/1 counters on their animals reflects the character so comically well, what with Kindness being her entire deal. And of course "Anything With a Tail" being so weirdly specific it's wonderful.
    2: Reading some of the other MLP commanders... Rainbow Dash getting a Coolness meter that gives here "20%" each time anything with flying or haste she has attacks, and which gives her one mana of every single color after she taps out with 100% is kinda funny for both managing to reference the meme and also actually give "Rainbows" a mechanical purpose in her effects, and... Honestly I could go through every single one of these commanders giggling at their effects, but I'll shut up.

  • @gloriousmr.e9815
    @gloriousmr.e9815 11 місяців тому

    Imagine a bunch of dinos being lead by this rainbow of a fart unicorn though Mald 😂😂

  • @gankgoat8334
    @gankgoat8334 11 місяців тому +1

    I can here the Bronies typing already.

  • @klashslash6919
    @klashslash6919 2 місяці тому

    I wish so much that fluttershy had some unique partner-adjacent keyword, that let you play discord at the same time.
    *THE FLAVOR WOULD BE OFF THE CHARTS*

  • @RhysticTutor1
    @RhysticTutor1 11 місяців тому

    I’m about to tear my eyes out of their sockets and double trigger activate abilities to stare down everyone’s commander. Or Krikk.

  • @shanehanlan336
    @shanehanlan336 11 місяців тому +1

    Lol. I’d love to see what you have to say about the rest of the Pony’s. I don’t care. I love it. I bought two and got two of the first pony’s set also.

  • @chaoticevilproductions7303
    @chaoticevilproductions7303 11 місяців тому

    You got me into commander. Do my man Gale, King of BOGO

  • @johnathanroque9634
    @johnathanroque9634 11 місяців тому

    Most metal named commander gyrus Waker of corpses. You know the drill

  • @BjornLeifrDagr
    @BjornLeifrDagr 11 місяців тому

    I'd love to see some videos of under appreciated commanders and you malding about how they get the shit end of the stick compared to other commanders.

  • @josephkennedy4981
    @josephkennedy4981 11 місяців тому +1

    Brother, I am here to spread the good word of our Lord and Savior, The Scarab God, Lord of Undeath, and Mill Cheating (ever Craterhoofed in a Zombie Tribal Deck? Scarab God has)

  • @SyxxPunk
    @SyxxPunk 11 місяців тому +35

    ... so I know WHY she has stare down.
    It's because she stared down a cockatrice in the show, which is a mythological creature that has that Medusa stare.
    Fluttershy went "no" and that was that.

    • @spegynmerbles3993
      @spegynmerbles3993 11 місяців тому +5

      Bronie detected

    • @katuwu5706
      @katuwu5706 11 місяців тому +20

      ​@@spegynmerbles3993 its cooler to have weird interests than judge people

    • @narutofuckingfan
      @narutofuckingfan 11 місяців тому +6

      I mean she also stared down a big fuck off dragon.

    • @syrelian
      @syrelian 11 місяців тому +5

      I mean, she's also just been seen to disarm arguments with a glare
      She's got that look

    • @manniebradley3768
      @manniebradley3768 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@katuwu5706 bronies deserve FULL JUDGEMENT orzhov level judgement not sorry

  • @thekragh1005
    @thekragh1005 11 місяців тому

    Counterpoint. I'm putting it in my Ur-Dragon Commander Deck.

  • @thomasbenoit8955
    @thomasbenoit8955 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m gonna ask for Shalai and Hallar, also kozilek the great distortion for like the 4th time

  • @sirecarrot9124
    @sirecarrot9124 11 місяців тому +1

    Not only am I surprised that it can't get it, but I am surprised you didn't do rainbow dash to appease the degenerates.

  • @asteroidmorning7696
    @asteroidmorning7696 11 місяців тому +1

    I love your videos man! They are awesome, would you mind doing a video on Optimus prime, hero he was the first commander I built by myself and it’s just a cool nostalgia card that wizards have added!

  • @Luna-Lux
    @Luna-Lux 11 місяців тому +1

    SHE CAN GET IT
    I'M GONNA

  • @nathanpatrick2418
    @nathanpatrick2418 11 місяців тому

    Ah this will finally make my farm animal deck viable

  • @Odincdaj522004
    @Odincdaj522004 11 місяців тому

    Another request for Jhoira, Ageless Innovator -- no tails, but plenty of free robots with which to fuck shit up.

  • @gelusvenn5063
    @gelusvenn5063 11 місяців тому

    That vial is cute, but I wore my hermetically sealed ridiculously enchromeulated(A real word that I definitely didn't just make up) steampunker goggles today.

  • @IamMullet
    @IamMullet 11 місяців тому +1

    Fluttershy can get it (hugs)

  • @neco9590
    @neco9590 11 місяців тому +2

    Mald, come on, you have been on the internet for more than a few minutes. You know that it ABSOLUTELY can.

    • @manniebradley3768
      @manniebradley3768 11 місяців тому +1

      😮😮😮 yes inquisition this one right here

  • @nigelcicero9093
    @nigelcicero9093 11 місяців тому

    Please Firesong and Sunspeaker, I'm practically begging at this point. Love the vids

  • @leopardbunny
    @leopardbunny 6 місяців тому

    Applejack might be the best one simply because I've never seen any other commander make me fight an army of Gokus.

  • @dragenfire68
    @dragenfire68 11 місяців тому

    I saw the other mlp cards, fluttershy maybe be wilding, but the others are just as crazy.

  • @takeyouforgranite7850
    @takeyouforgranite7850 11 місяців тому +1

    And now for the complete opposite end of the spectrum: how about Smeagol, Helpful Guide?

    • @fuzzymud0
      @fuzzymud0 11 місяців тому

      Agreed needs to be guided to a volcano

  • @dannybeane2069
    @dannybeane2069 7 місяців тому

    *uses a god damn sharpie on all my cards to give them tails*

  • @PsychoDiesel48
    @PsychoDiesel48 11 місяців тому

    I am so happy right now

  • @masonlee9423
    @masonlee9423 11 місяців тому

    Woukd love to see Olivia mobilized for war or izoni thousand eyes

  • @hexbox2182
    @hexbox2182 11 місяців тому +1

    Why pepper? There’s the better option with the onions!

  • @freakco1388
    @freakco1388 11 місяців тому +2

    Honestly I’m building a mlp commander deck with rainbow dash as the commander. My main goal is to send Fluttershy to the graveyard and using Agatha’s soul cauldron to start making my creatures giant by allowing all of them to get Fluttershy’ tap ability

  • @carstein5696
    @carstein5696 11 місяців тому

    third time's the charm, goreclaw terror? monogreen stompy? I know how hard it is to resist memeing on green.

  • @fargonotic
    @fargonotic 11 місяців тому

    gonna comission a full set of selesnya elf alters where all of them are catgirls

  • @OmgPuppies
    @OmgPuppies 10 місяців тому +2

    0:16 That's its second line, not its first.

  • @notsuretbh7215
    @notsuretbh7215 5 місяців тому

    Ah Pocket sand comes in clutch once more

  • @Naykid391
    @Naykid391 11 місяців тому

    Plenty of Elves have “pony tails”

  • @DellOsso
    @DellOsso 11 місяців тому

    One day, I will get my wish and see a roast of the green mommy herself, Titania, Protector. One day..... Until then I'll keep asking

  • @brokenvesselenthusiast6833
    @brokenvesselenthusiast6833 11 місяців тому +1

    Could you make a video on my favorite commander, Massacre Girl? Her plus growers-not-showers makes it easy to grow the creatures off of the other creatures deaths since literally everything gets shanked in an alleyway

  • @Ace-vz8vk
    @Ace-vz8vk 11 місяців тому

    I still yet ask for Koma the Cosmos Serpent.

  • @escadora2206
    @escadora2206 11 місяців тому

    Once more im here to ask for a review of my boi Zask, the Skittering Swarmlord

  • @erickneciosup9079
    @erickneciosup9079 11 місяців тому

    So I just recently started watching your videos and they're funny and has some hilarious points keep it up but I also wanted to ask what your take on having Kamiz, Obscura Oculus as a commander is

  • @ephemispriest8069
    @ephemispriest8069 6 днів тому

    Clearly he has seen R34, and just as clearly tries to deny interest.

  • @ethandilloway268
    @ethandilloway268 11 місяців тому

    Lost count if how many times I've asked for Thantis