Jack, here is some info on Mario Kart 8 DX unlockables - To unlock the Gold Standard Kart , you need to get the gold trophy in every 150cc cup - To unlock the Gold Tires, you need to beat every "nin" staff ghost in time trials in 150cc (they will be the only currently uploaded ghosts on your switch) - To unlock the Gold Glider, you need to collect 5000 coins - To unlock Gold Mario, you need to get the gold trophy on each 200cc cup - The rest of the vehicle parts you unlock in random order by collecting coins (you will unlock all of the other vehicle parts before the gold glider)
Tip: When you have mushrooms in battle, use one then run into people, (don't if they have shell circles or banana circles) and they will lose a balloon. (Like so jack sees this please!)
Here is all the unique unlockables by the way: Gold Mario: Get the gold on every cup in 200cc. Gold Standard Kart: Get the gold on every cup with a least 1 star (at least 54 points) in 150cc and Mirror Mode BOTH. Gold Standard Tires: Beat all 48 staff ghosts (have Nin⋆ in front of their name) on either 150cc or 200cc in Time Trial Mode. Gold Glider: Collect 5000 coins (10 coins is the max amount that can be added to your score for each race or round). This is the last unlockable you get by collecting coins. You start off with all the other characters and some vehicle parts. The rest can be obtained by collecting coins. Hope this was some help!
Mr. Tarlos Unless if he's on rainbow road. Well, he might actually be able to go so fast that he defies the laws of physics and flies right to the finish
11:04 Hey Jack, you said it wrong, how could you forget??!?! It goes like this "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls," "Gather round, gather round" "Sit back, relax, and please stay in your seats." "Kick your feet up and grab some popcorn!" "Oh, and of course..." "Oh ho ho, lest we not forget..." "ENJOY THE SHOW!!"
Thumbnail of video: ALL HAIL KING TOAD During video: I'M ALREADY OFF TO AN UPROARIOUS START! Last time jack used Toad thumbnail said: TOAD'S GOT SOME MOVES! Later in video: HOW COULD I HAVE EVER THOUGHT THAT TOAD COULD GET IT DONE!?
Jack if you hate the mushroom so much then use them for the right thing the mushrooms are for boosting into people and then you take there balloon so it's technically like an extra life
I come to take away the pains of life knowing jack blows out his vocal chords twice a week because the universe (instincts) implores him to, it makes me feel better about myself.
Jack, stop wasting your mushrooms in ballon battle. If u bump into someone while using a mushroom or start or something along those lines, you'll steal their balloon, your gain a life and they'll lose a life. Like so jack sees.
Who else just looks forward to Jack's uploads? I feel like he's the most down-to-earth and interactive youtuber on the entire website. Love ya, Jack :)
1:34 Jack, why are you only concerned with us going deaf NOW? What made you come to this realization? You're FOKIN jacksepticeye there ain't no being quiet here
*i would give no money because even though jack sucks at Mario Kart, he makes us all laugh BECAUSE he sucks* (not trying to sound hateful it just came out that way btw)
ALL THE WAY TO FUCKIN VICTORY TOWN ALL THE WAY FEELS GOOD TO BE A WINNER EVERY NOW AND THEN I BELIEVE YOU I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE IN YOU I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE IN STEVE IN STEVE AW YEA IN STEVE GRAB THE GLORY ALL THE WAY TO VICTORY ALL THE WAY (keep on a dancin) ALL THE WAY (keep on flying) ALL THE WAY (keep on a dancin) xD
If u keep wasting your mushrooms in a balloon battle you can't take the other players balloons. If u boost with the mushrooms and hit someone, you get their balloon. So use the mushrooms to your advantage. Love the Mario Kart vids so keep them up. I've liked your channel for a while now and it was so sad to see happy wheels go. But the, "All The Way song was so good. I listen to it sometimes for inspiration. Love you Jacksepticeye❤️❤️❤️
fish human or most steriotypical irishman if he starts cutting down wood whether from trees to his kitchen table i have all the right to call him LumberJack! XD
Jack Jack Jack Jack PLEASE I BEG OF YOU PLAY AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF SOME GAME (doesn't matter which one) IN THE MOST STEREOTYPICAL IRISH ACCENT YOU CAN PLEASE
Bryce Labbie people think they're cool when they call him Sean apparently. It makes them feel like 'hell yeah boy, I am calling him with his real name'. What they don't actually know that even his mom calls him Jack.
I just binge-watched the playlist, so much fun!!! All we need now is for Jack to do a collab with someone who has MK8D on Switch and everything will be perfect.
*TIP:* When on a map like rainbow road, turn on smart steering. I would call myself 'decent' at the game and I usually don't play with smart steering on regular maps but for ones like rainbow road, it's good. *TRUST ME*
I get so excited when I see Mario Kart videos in my subscription box. It makes me so happy. I love these videos. Please do more Renegade Roundup battles because I love them so much. I find them super funny and entertaining.
Triple T why does everyone hate on in so much, it is literally my favourite track, probably because out of all my friends in the only one that can actually do it really well 😂😂
Toad and Toadet are slowing a bitch with sharp turns because they're really light, dry bone bowser is one of the fastest with the right cart (forgot which one)
Jack totally wasn't wearing pants when he went to the corner... (Anyone reading this good luck on that thing you're dreading, it won't be as bad as you think it will be!🙂)
A couple tips for anyone starting out on Mario kart 8 deluxe. If you push on the top right you can drift, and if you push on it after going up a ramp of jump you get a small boost. If you hold down on the top left when you're carrying a shell, banana, or bomb, it will stay behind you protecting you from any shells people throw at you.
Jackscepticeye 2017: " Well that was fun despite me yelling at everything". Um Jack... Don't you yell at everything in every video already anyway. Haha :D Great video Jack. I'm also a gaming UA-camr. Keep up the AMAZING work on your channel Jack. :D
I think jack should continue the sims4 series now that they have so many new packs im sure whatever he did with it would be hilarious! Like if you agree
Elle Long yea I agree for the sims 4 series because jack/sean of officer jack or steve (im not sure) but he had a crush on officer woman that jack loved her in the sims 4 series.
Marianne Pangilinan he didn't forget, he's just not interested in the game that much. & hes said he doesnt want to play something thats gonna get little to no hype that he just doesnt want to play. although, Nightwolf, you are correct, he says he may play on stream.
Jack, here is some info on Mario Kart 8 DX unlockables
- To unlock the Gold Standard Kart , you need to get the gold trophy in every 150cc cup
- To unlock the Gold Tires, you need to beat every "nin" staff ghost in time trials in 150cc (they will be the only currently uploaded ghosts on your switch)
- To unlock the Gold Glider, you need to collect 5000 coins
- To unlock Gold Mario, you need to get the gold trophy on each 200cc cup
- The rest of the vehicle parts you unlock in random order by collecting coins (you will unlock all of the other vehicle parts before the gold glider)
Toad...
When he dose good ~ my boy
When he does bad ~ set him on fire
" You're basically killing people in this game " Ah someone has watched their Game Theory
I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO😂😂😂😂
Maple Leaf YAS I LOVE THAT GAME THEORY EPISODE!
Maple Leaf ikr
while i read this he just said it! XD XD XD (laughs so hard) I FELL OFF MY BED
Gaige Zeunert That's Scary lol
"Peach, aren't you supposed to be in another castle?"
gg
"Speed really is not a factor-"
*gasps and pauses video*
"S-s-speed isn't key?!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*shrieks*
Fox GSH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Makaila Monk awww
#same
_Jack_ : "I'll be here in the shame corner."
*Muffle sobbing originating from the corner*
he was in under where
yes, yes he was
taco eater no they're his shorts
Tip: When you have mushrooms in battle, use one then run into people, (don't if they have shell circles or banana circles) and they will lose a balloon. (Like so jack sees this please!)
Trash aka Emily You also steal a balloon from them
Kaddical ・ ya
Trash aka Emily every mario kart player should know this!
I have been using that for a long time. Good hint, as it is very useful!
Trash aka Emily it will also steal their balloon
Jack talking about Toad is like us talking about Jack
Too true
Here is all the unique unlockables by the way:
Gold Mario: Get the gold on every cup in 200cc.
Gold Standard Kart: Get the gold on every cup with a least 1 star (at least 54 points) in 150cc and Mirror Mode BOTH.
Gold Standard Tires: Beat all 48 staff ghosts (have Nin⋆ in front of their name) on either 150cc or 200cc in Time Trial Mode.
Gold Glider: Collect 5000 coins (10 coins is the max amount that can be added to your score for each race or round). This is the last unlockable you get by collecting coins.
You start off with all the other characters and some vehicle parts. The rest can be obtained by collecting coins. Hope this was some help!
I dare jacksepticeye to do an entire video with a stereotypical Irish accent
Unknown UA-camr Fuck yes
so basically him normally😂😂😂
Unknown UA-camr YES!
He's done a video like that kind of. It was a turbo dismount video.
anthony which one?
6:42 "Link! Zelda's not here!" Is toad saying that the princess is in another castle?
Triggered
Also terrible flashbacks
Hossenpheffer of
1985 Mario Bros
"TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICOIY and wElCome back"
They should add a feature that whenever Jack yells, his character gets a speed boost. Guess who would always win ?
Mr. Tarlos Unless if he's on rainbow road. Well, he might actually be able to go so fast that he defies the laws of physics and flies right to the finish
Yes! Yelling means speed!
lol trackster
or just unleash the Medium class Yoshi Bike
THAT WOULD BE F'N AWESOME 👏🏻
Watching jacksepticeye's video with a headache was not a good idea but It helped.
Boss is the Best kind of medicine.
8:50 "wasn't my *toad-al* lack of competence." Hah, hahah.
hahaha
8:46
0:50 Jack: "you're basically killing people in this game"
Me: Ooh I wonder if he watched that game theory episode??
omg yes
First
I wish
11:04 Hey Jack, you said it wrong, how could you forget??!?! It goes like this
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls," "Gather round, gather round"
"Sit back, relax, and please stay in your seats." "Kick your feet up and grab some popcorn!"
"Oh, and of course..." "Oh ho ho, lest we not forget..."
"ENJOY THE SHOW!!"
manny dani FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO SAW THE REFERENCE THING.
manny dani I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT REFERENCE
manny dani I WAS LOOKIN FOR THIS COMMENT
AHH THANK YOU YESSS
That is a class song i love it
An uncle named George and a pet named Steve
I believe in Steve!
In Ste-eve!
oh yeah
Enzo Carone iiiii
YYYYAAAAASSSS
Thumbnail of video: ALL HAIL KING TOAD
During video: I'M ALREADY OFF TO AN UPROARIOUS START!
Last time jack used Toad thumbnail said: TOAD'S GOT SOME MOVES!
Later in video: HOW COULD I HAVE EVER THOUGHT THAT TOAD COULD GET IT DONE!?
"Speed is not a factor" but jack.... SPEED IS ALWAYS KEY
Exactly what I said! XD
Taylor Nicole thats so true that jack/sean said SPEED IS KEY!!!
Bringing back the quotes.
"Mother Ape-Ass"
~jacksepticeye
Jack if you hate the mushroom so much then use them for the right thing the mushrooms are for boosting into people and then you take there balloon so it's technically like an extra life
Jack: "Everything floats down here"
Me: "You'll float too"
That was an amazing accidental "It" reference.
"I love this game!"
*a 6th episode has been delayed for nearly a year*
Three years now😭
Jack waluigi impression is spot on
And his Toad!! And Mario!
Thank you
JACK! When you do another best of jacksepticeye include a Montage of "WALUIGI!!!!"
Grace miller haha montague 😂 very different from montage* :)
Yes😂
Grace miller ha!!!!!!!
That and a Donkey Kong dab montage
yes !
Jack! The triple green shells is one of the best items in BATTLE MODE! Just run into people as the shells circle around you!
"Oh there's only one game to get the blood flowin'.......it's not this one." WELL WHAT THE HECK IS IT? LOL 😂. I love you so much Jack!!
the game should've been called "WALUIGIIIIII KART WIII!", "Donker dab Wii", or just "Toad".
J.L. Studios Lol just toad
How about "nope"
I like "Dankey Kong Racing"
I vote toad
J.L. Studios Dashie Kart
5:15 think back to "All The Way"
11:05 Ayyyyyyy, I see you with that Nate reference! (that you were also a part of)
Volcanron
Volcanron
I come to take away the pains of life knowing jack blows out his vocal chords twice a week because the universe (instincts) implores him to, it makes me feel better about myself.
Toad is the actual embodiment of a 'bouncing baby boy'.
Jack, stop wasting your mushrooms in ballon battle. If u bump into someone while using a mushroom or start or something along those lines, you'll steal their balloon, your gain a life and they'll lose a life. Like so jack sees.
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Who else just looks forward to Jack's uploads? I feel like he's the most down-to-earth and interactive youtuber on the entire website. Love ya, Jack :)
Perfectly happy for you to play just for the sake of playing it. I love watching it!
Hey Jack, you can use the mushrooms to steal a balloon from another player if you collide with them. Just a tip.
John Dubuc Your channel is awesome
1:34 Jack, why are you only concerned with us going deaf NOW? What made you come to this realization? You're FOKIN jacksepticeye there ain't no being quiet here
"I'm Sarah McLaughlin. And for 1 dollar you can save a Jacksepticeye who sucks at Mario Kart."
bob4kfc your last name is like seans
*i would give no money because even though jack sucks at Mario Kart, he makes us all laugh BECAUSE he sucks* (not trying to sound hateful it just came out that way btw)
In the arrrrms oooof an aaaanngelll
I like how Jack's happiness ended up in rage and sadness.
And i don't need to brag Jack, but your not the only one who rages at Mario Kart.
AH NO JACK! YOU SAYING "MOTHER APE ASS" MADE ME MISS HAPPY WHEELS! :(
(love you tho, and to anyone reading, have a nice day! 💚)
thats what i thought too
Mox I just ended up thinking of All The Way (I Believe in Steve.)
'I call bullsh*t on that, MOTHER APE ASS'
Lol all the way came into my mind
ALL THE WAY TO FUCKIN VICTORY TOWN ALL THE WAY FEELS GOOD TO BE A WINNER EVERY NOW AND THEN I BELIEVE YOU I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE IN YOU I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE IN STEVE IN STEVE AW YEA IN STEVE GRAB THE GLORY ALL THE WAY TO VICTORY ALL THE WAY (keep on a dancin) ALL THE WAY (keep on flying) ALL THE WAY (keep on a dancin) xD
thanks I subscribed to your chanel
Why not start a series called Irish mode where you just play a game but as Irish as physically possible
Captain Deadpool Dont forget being the most racist Irish Boy EVER
I could have sworn Jack said he didn't like Guiness.
Only playng irish games
We might just die of laughter
probably...
It's nice to know that Jack too goes through the pain of getting three stars on every cup. I have firsthand experience it isn't fun.
Also Jack, I recommend a medium weight character for 150cc. Save light characters like toad for 200cc and heavy weight characters for 50cc and 100cc.
Watching you fail cause you don't grasp Mario Kart in its entirety is hilarious and we love it.
Jack mushrooms are good because if you boost into someone you steal their balloon, kind of like the feather.
Welcome back to jack screaming at Mario kart characters for 20 minutes straight
9:38 Nice pants.
Update: Wow Guy's thanks for 100 likes!
Dannywow THE FLAMINGO SHORTS
daamn
Dannywow hi
Matthew Rivera hi
If u keep wasting your mushrooms in a balloon battle you can't take the other players balloons. If u boost with the mushrooms and hit someone, you get their balloon. So use the mushrooms to your advantage. Love the Mario Kart vids so keep them up. I've liked your channel for a while now and it was so sad to see happy wheels go. But the, "All The Way song was so good. I listen to it sometimes for inspiration. Love you Jacksepticeye❤️❤️❤️
If Jacksepticeye was a fish what would his name be?
JacksepticCOY!
No, Just Stop, Please
You mean JacksepticOY
What do you call a jack fish with no eyes?
Jackseptic.
Huh.
WaffleSquares GORILLAZ
fish human or most steriotypical irishman if he starts cutting down wood whether from trees to his kitchen table i have all the right to call him LumberJack! XD
Jack: TOAD IS ACTUALLY PART OF THE FOKEN MAFIA
Petition for "the most stereotypical Irish episode ever" sign here VVVVV
*signs it*
Emeri! At The Disco *signs*
Btw btw I love Panic! At The Disco too
KatTheLilacWolf 👌🏼👌🏼yes
Amazing Waffles 👌🏼👌🏼
Amiyah Russell YES😂 sweet!!
Are we just going to ignore that this entire time Jack was just in flamingo shorts?
It's kinda his thing, the flamingo shorts that is.
Flamingo shorts show that he is a pervert
Uuuhhhhh those arnt shorts
Yea those weren't shorts those were boxers. If they were shorts they'd be a bit longer than that, and Sean dont wear booty shorts
Jack
Jack
Jack
Jack
PLEASE
I BEG OF YOU
PLAY AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF SOME GAME (doesn't matter which one) IN THE MOST STEREOTYPICAL IRISH ACCENT YOU CAN
PLEASE
Ashlynn The Markifan duuude thatll hurt his precious little voice but good idea!!!
I vote I Am Bread.
I agree
One of bread. One of bread! ONE OF BREAD!
Ashlynn The Markifan yes I am bread would be halarious with over stereotypical Jack!!!!
9:43 Shorty Shorts Jack
Sean play more We Need To Go Deeper. They made a hat for you, the code is JACKSEPTICEYE. They also added in a load of stuff! Like so he can see!
JJxDoge don't call him Sean call him jack
sean is his name tho
Bryce Labbie people think they're cool when they call him Sean apparently. It makes them feel like 'hell yeah boy, I am calling him with his real name'. What they don't actually know that even his mom calls him Jack.
kevin u arnt helping the point by swearing like sailor and whale...it doesnt matter if someone says sean or jack so leave em be
Levi zeigler yeah it doesn't bother me at all.. I just find guys who call him sean pointlessly funny
I just binge-watched the playlist, so much fun!!! All we need now is for Jack to do a collab with someone who has MK8D on Switch and everything will be perfect.
*TIP:* When on a map like rainbow road, turn on smart steering. I would call myself 'decent' at the game and I usually don't play with smart steering on regular maps but for ones like rainbow road, it's good. *TRUST ME*
Everything's going to be Fine Jacksepticyes Video Is here
“I hit myself. I haven’t even seen anyone in 4weeks. I’m pretty sure I’m dead”
Me in quarantine
11:04 - 11:24 Good God Jack, an Enjoy The Show and IT reference within 20 seconds
"B#tches!! Just straight B#TCHES!!!" XD
9:43 welp know we know how jack records his videos
Vaquero Emi ik nice underwear
Undertale Glitch THOSE ARE FLAMINGO SHORTS
Undertale Glitch They're shorts, not underwear.
Oh...XD they looked like underwear to me
NO FFS FLAMING O SHORTS
If you hit someone with mushrooms in battlemode you can steal one of their balloons
I get so excited when I see Mario Kart videos in my subscription box. It makes me so happy. I love these videos. Please do more Renegade Roundup battles because I love them so much. I find them super funny and entertaining.
im good at rainbow road
said no one ever!
Triple T me too im good at rainbow road in ds version! ;)
Triple T why does everyone hate on in so much, it is literally my favourite track, probably because out of all my friends in the only one that can actually do it really well 😂😂
Triple T I'm actually really good at the gba version... I beat the record npc in time trials
Triple T fuck you then hahahahaha
Toad and Toadet are slowing a bitch with sharp turns because they're really light, dry bone bowser is one of the fastest with the right cart (forgot which one)
Jack totally wasn't wearing pants when he went to the corner...
(Anyone reading this good luck on that thing you're dreading, it won't be as bad as you think it will be!🙂)
I hope you're right 😉
obligatory "support" comment.
no it's worse
That It reference though. Also I love the voices Jack does in these videos.
legends say jack never updated his malware software
TheMalware27
Speed is not a factor? Jack! What about SPEEEED IS KEY??
To do the boost in the start press on 3 press on 2 and hold on 1 until it says go and u should be fine! LIKE SO JACK CAN GET HELP!!!!
A couple tips for anyone starting out on Mario kart 8 deluxe. If you push on the top right you can drift, and if you push on it after going up a ramp of jump you get a small boost. If you hold down on the top left when you're carrying a shell, banana, or bomb, it will stay behind you protecting you from any shells people throw at you.
I would do anything! To play this with Jack
Jackscepticeye 2017: " Well that was fun despite me yelling at everything".
Um Jack... Don't you yell at everything in every video already anyway. Haha :D
Great video Jack. I'm also a gaming UA-camr. Keep up the AMAZING work on your channel Jack. :D
ProGammar lol right
Yeah 0bieo. :D
He had flamingo shorts on :D
SwagPickles :D again
Slenderman JR YEAH :D
0:00 "Top of the mornin to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticoiy!"
Hey Jack! Random fact: I had a dream about meeting you, and when I woke up, I got sad. But now I'm eating cake, and I'm happy :D
LeslieVlogs obsession alert
Bryce Very true
LMAO, the man is not wearing pants. Hell, I wouldn't either. xD
RegnaRoc well he's new 😂 they aren't underwear, there the amazing flamingo shorts!
We’ve got a newbie. Those are his power engaging FLAMINGO SHORTS!!!!!
2:11 i watched this like 50 times and i just freakin laughed
Oh Jack, you're a good Mario player. Regardless of the position you won, you are a good player. Great job, Jack.
I think jack should continue the sims4 series now that they have so many new packs im sure whatever he did with it would be hilarious! Like if you agree
Yea, agreed. Espessially now when he don't seem to have a lot of good games to play would sims be fun ;3
Elle Long yea I agree for the sims 4 series because jack/sean of officer jack or steve (im not sure) but he had a crush on officer woman that jack loved her in the sims 4 series.
I wish that jack/sean would scroll through the comments
Do Sims 4 again
+Elle Long he dose I SHIP SEPTIPLIER
Maybe it was your sins crawling on your back, Jack
JackABoy It was an Undertale reference I think
10:22 ...Did Jack say...speed... *isn't* key.......??
_ERROR. ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE._
Toad: Yaah!
Jack: Yaah!
Me: Yaah!
Jack if you use a mushroom and you boost into someone you take their balloon. so you get a free mushroom
like so jack can see
Jack, please play Telltale Guardians of the Galaxy episode 2! It came out 1 week ago
Marianne Pangilinan i think he said he might live stream it so we can welp him choice decisions
Marianne Pangilinan he didn't forget, he's just not interested in the game that much. & hes said he doesnt want to play something thats gonna get little to no hype that he just doesnt want to play. although, Nightwolf, you are correct, he says he may play on stream.
Yo Jack loves every chatacter Dashie hates tho😂
Jack: Everything floats down here
Me: feels chills run down the back
Nice undergarments👌
Alpha Jade *shorts
Those are some short fucking shorts.
Some Guy they are boxers
He's gone over this in previous videos. Those are shorts. Very short shorts.
I love these videos so much please keep making more 🔥🔥🔥
🙃🙃
*thank you for changing cam just to see the objects but now we cannot see the points you have. Just kidding!!!* you won a like
Sometimes, I get pretty nostalgic when I think about how far the jackaboi has come...
Jack Mario farts on Mario kart when he's mad XD
who thought of all the way when he said "mother ape ass!!!"
Electronic Sword i did
All The Way
Keep on a dancin'
All the way
Keep on a flyin'
hit metal Mario in his metal arse , But can also bite Bender in his SHINY metal arse
JACK, YOU CAN'T JUST END AN EPISODE LIKE THAT, AALL THE WAY TO VICTORY TOWN
Jack: Words fail me-
Me: W O R D S FAIL?!!?
excuse my fangirling lol ples
"Speed is not a really great factor" everyone, the end is near....
Having to turn the volume up even more because ur eating food
for me its cereal lol
The Amazing Pie Man! for me it's nerds
its been while since I got me some o' dose
"Like that uncle at Christmas. Like, 'mmm, you smell like beer!" 🤣🤣🤣 classic Jack.