He cannot die. The man has lost all 4 limbs, but not only does he not feel pain, he is totally unfazed. He may not be impervious to damage, but he has the mental fortitude of a nuclear bomb shelter.
@@Zaire82 Well, given the severe blood loss setting in, not to mention physical symptoms of losing multiple limbs, I'd say he maybe had ten, fifteen seconds. The fact that he's still capable of cognition and high function is incredible, I honestly _would_ believe him invulnerable at this rate.
@@daedalus6433 okay i trust you, i havent played nv but i have played TES a lot and i thought it was mainly for that, i thought you were just saying whatever cause you like the memes
Hi, sorry for being off topic. I'm an aspiring animator and I've recently released a Fallout New Vegas animation that took me 5 months to do, but UA-cam doesn't promote my videos so I have to do it myself. I'd be glad if you come and have a look:)
The black knight, arrogant and stubborn, remained in his camp, attempting in vain to kill anyone who passes him. Eventually, one irritable traveler, cheated by the Courier, took out his anger on the limbless Black Knight. Few heard of his loss. Fewer Cared.
fun fact! in fallout 2 there was a random encounter that was a reference to that very scene, the bridge keeper would ask you a series of fallout related questions and if you answered wrongly you would explode if you answer correctly he will let you pass but if you ask a question about the question he will explode and drop the bridge keepers robes and those are good armor especially early game.
@@jonahpate487 Neat. Unfortunately, the only Fallout game I readily have access to is Four. I like it because of Piper. Edit: Fallout, not follow. Damn you speech to text.
"And so Courier 6, convinced that he was King Arthur because that old doc didn't get all the lead out of his brain, continued on his quest in the radioactive forest of England looking for a non-existent " holy grail"
It always comes back to Speech and the sexuality perks for me every time. If you want to talk your way out of plenty of situations and do a fuckload of damage against human enemies, you want to play a bisexual character.
Meanwhile in the Fallout 4 version: Black Knight: "I move for no man" Player: A) Okay B) Okay (sarcastic) C) Okay... D) Goodbye Meanwhile in the Fallout 76 version: (You have been disconnected from the server.)
@@ShahidKarim-rz2ep it's a jab at fallout 4s weak ass writing all dialogue choices can be boiled down to those 4 options and 76 is a connection dumpster fire
@@stonefaced102 its only there for role playing since even in survival difficulty (mid to end game) you will always have a plentiful supply of healing Also Auqa boy in in fallout 4 which makes cannibal even more usless
Howdy there folks, It's Mr. New Vegas, and you are looking extraordinarily beautiful tonight. Time for some news. A black knight was reportedly seen at a bridge with no limbs, he was yelling near one of our Microphones: "Tis but a flesh wound! The Black Knight always wins! I'M INVINCIBLE!" In possibly related news, 100% more people are crossing the bridge now, and locals say this is "a welcome improvement". That's all for now. Going to play a special song for you now about that special someone you only find once, in a blue moon.
"Good morning children. It's me you're president, John hen- HAHA got you, it's me three dog, coming to you loud and proud. Ok, from what that black knight who has guarding that bridge for god knows how long? Well some wastelander had the balls to fight that guy 1 on 1... and won. The black knight is still alive somehow, with all his limbs missing. now anyone can use that bridge in peace. This is 3 three dog AWWWWW just listen to this."
Nice. Can someone do this for Travis from Diamond city radio? It's been a long while since I played FO4 while listening to DCR (yay, radio mods), so I can't.
No he made it to be more like a European fantasy Adventure which is why everyone was using swords and armor and why he wasn't in Vegas because there was actually trees there
A Fallout game set outside the United States would be interesting. I'd love to see how the rest of the world would have fared after the bombs fell. More of a global take on the franchise.
Seems leigt. [Perception 0] Don't give a shit at all. [Perception 1] I guess, my head just went off. [Perception 2] My head definitly went off. [Perception 3] I can't move, is it because I miss my legs? [Perception 4] Uh, what is that thing on the ground? Looks exactly like my arm. Wait a minuuu... [Perception 5] Oh, a coin on the ground. [Perception 6] ??????? [Perception 7] Profit! [Perception 8] I guess, your head is not properly attached. [Perception 9] Yup, scratch it is. I'll try harder next time. [Perception 10] Tis' but a scratch? Your arm's off.
Sgt Frostburn First of all, there’s. Four. Fucking. O’s. Secondly, please learn how to reference subreddits correctly without just assuming you can put them in any situation because you saw a UA-cam commentator do a video on “r/woosh”
Top 5 quotes: 5: [Cannibal] Christ, that arm looks good. 4: [MEDICINE 3/20] Nothing a bit of duct tape can't fix. 3: I like the look fo your armor. 2: [TERRIFYING PRESENCE] You better get out of my way or this sword's going so far up your ass, it's coming back through your mouth. 1: Good luck stopping me.
"There's the cazador!" "Where?" "There!" "What, behind the giant bug?" "It is the giant bug!" "... You silly sod!" "What?" "You got us all worked up!" "That's no ordinary bug! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered insect you've ever set eyes on!" "You tit! I soiled my armor; I was so scared!" "Look, that bug's got a viscous streak a mile wide. He's a killer!" "Yeah?" "He'll do you a treat mate!" "You Great Khan's dick." "I'm warning you!" "What's he do? Leave swelling bite marks?" "He's got huge, poisonous... He can fly about... Look at the corpses!" "Go on Ranger, shoot the cazador's head off!" "Right. Silly giant bug. One roasted cazador coming right up!" "LOOK!" (NCR Ranger gets decapitated.) "Jesus Christ!" "I warned you!"
@@hopoutattheafterparty6245 and fallout 76? You rode so much onto it, and yet it was so little. It just works, I guess. P.S: Dont use the same fucking engine. You've used it since morrowind. Let it rest.
Everything about this video, from its perfect new vegas style scripting to the top comments below, is absolutely perfect. +1's to all, gentlemen. Well done
The basis of this video is the direct translation of the actual scene into the dialogue choices, but the beauty of it lies in the Fallout-Esque alternate responses, especially the skill and perk related ones. Truly a creation worthy of long time fans.
"There it is!" "What, behind the mole rat?" "It IS the mole rat!" "You tit! I soiled my power armor I was so scared!" "I'm warning you..." "Go on, Boone, blow his head off." "Right, one mole rat stew coming right up." [snuffling, dramatic music, Boone is unconscious, ED-E is unconscious] [PC pulls out the holy hand grenade] [One...] [Two...] [ [Explosives 10/50] Five!] [massive explosion, back to main menu]
“I’m invincible”
[SCIENCE 6/30] _Holy shit, really?_
[intelligence 1] Oh my god! you Are!
Plausible, as the only way to have a science of 6 is to have INT 1 and Luck 3-4
He cannot die. The man has lost all 4 limbs, but not only does he not feel pain, he is totally unfazed. He may not be impervious to damage, but he has the mental fortitude of a nuclear bomb shelter.
@@Zaire82
Well, given the severe blood loss setting in, not to mention physical symptoms of losing multiple limbs, I'd say he maybe had ten, fifteen seconds. The fact that he's still capable of cognition and high function is incredible, I honestly _would_ believe him invulnerable at this rate.
@@KoishiVibin true
Endurance 10: "Tis but a scratch."
Perception 10: "A Scratch?! Your arm's off!"
Speech 100/100: "No it isn't "
Illusion 100/100*
@@Kaleii08 This is New Vegas, so Speech.
@@daedalus6433 this is fallout so its charisma
@@thejoyofpainting2911 Pretty sure Speech is a NV skill.
@@daedalus6433 okay i trust you, i havent played nv but i have played TES a lot and i thought it was mainly for that, i thought you were just saying whatever cause you like the memes
Honestly "What're you going to do, bleed on me?" totally seems like a New Vegas dialogue option.
Indeed!
Mr.House secret dialogue option
Ye
Hi, sorry for being off topic. I'm an aspiring animator and I've recently released a Fallout New Vegas animation that took me 5 months to do, but UA-cam doesn't promote my videos so I have to do it myself. I'd be glad if you come and have a look:)
The only thing that isn't realistic is that you didn't click like 10 times whenever you were aiming for a limb.
If we had more ap we would
morgan priest yeah web have no ap
or that existance itself disappears when you leave the V.A.T.S menu
And you also can’t pick limbs with Melee weapons :(
HAH thought the same thing!!!
Patrolling the English countryside almost makes you wish for another crusade.
actually it would be called briton at the time. it wouldn't be called england until the saxons invaded and took over
@@DelNiceBeto briton?
DelNiceBeto I always thought it was called Britain and the people from there were called Britons
@@danieldimos123 I'm from Britain. You'd usually say British people or 'Brits' for short. "Britons" seems kinda old fashioned to most people.
@@CVerse England was known as Briton before the Saxons invaded
And so the Courier who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.
The black knight, arrogant and stubborn, remained in his camp, attempting in vain to kill anyone who passes him. Eventually, one irritable traveler, cheated by the Courier, took out his anger on the limbless Black Knight. Few heard of his loss. Fewer Cared.
patrolling the Mohave makes me wish for a nuclear winter
"And so the Courier was dead."
"Actually he's not quite dead."
"He took a bullet to the brain."
"Actually I'm starting to feel much better now..."
@@vexmythoclast1721 *Mojave
I liked only to push it to 1k
Oh yeah yeah
"What is the terminal velocity of a swallow?"
"[science 100/100] European, or american swallow?"
I... i don't know...
*huge explosion sends him flying*
"[SUCCESS] ...I don't know that!" *hurled into the Pit of Despair*
fun fact! in fallout 2 there was a random encounter that was a reference to that very scene, the bridge keeper would ask you a series of fallout related questions and if you answered wrongly you would explode if you answer correctly he will let you pass but if you ask a question about the question he will explode and drop the bridge keepers robes and those are good armor especially early game.
@@jonahpate487 Neat. Unfortunately, the only Fallout game I readily have access to is Four. I like it because of Piper.
Edit: Fallout, not follow. Damn you speech to text.
@@loganreads90 someone actually liked Piper?! This is the most surprising thing I've read in weeks.
This is unrealistic.
Boone would've instantly killed him the second he turns hostile.
With a jump scare killcam while your busy healing
He also didn’t have Boone’s spotter perk
@@almalone3282 or a kill cam that just points at a brick wall
Hello brother
You're mine!
Ok, UA-cam algorithm, NOW we're talking...
Right? This is the best thing is lead me to.
It has brought me here 1 year later
Yeah fr
Some of us are getting in on the good stuff as of lately.
Times are a-changin'
Still getting furry stuff, but this is a good sign.
I was not prepared for how quality this meme was.
None of us were, jeez.
It's to perfect
sorry, i almost liked your comment
wouldn't wanna ruin it for you
The quality is just *miraculous,* isn't it?
@@DovahGirlie its just too good!
You took a sip from your trusty Holy Grail
EDIT: Holy cow i didn't actually expect this comment to get so much likes xD Thanks guys!
And now your comment made me thirsty
Now I’m thirsty
"You are now addicted to Holy Grail Juice"
@@CallTheFZ *uses fixer*
While Hucking a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch into Benny's apartment
0:52 "perception 10: you just killed a guy!"
i'm laughing harder than i should.
f Perception 1: not an original comment
He needed max perception to tell that he just killed that guy
@@wackwackwack r/whooosh
Karbut
didn’t even use it right
@@RiceBenderson sorry i didn't realize i copied this comment, i'll try to scour the comment section in hopes my comment idea isn't taken already
[Medicine 3/20] Nothing a bit of duct tape can't fix.
[Medicine 20] I'll repair it using only flex tape!
200 year old flex tape mind you
That joke is getting shit.
@@drwhite7285 Oh yeah? Well..... You're stoopid, stoopid!
AbsurdlyLudicrous
*insert ludicrous number of injuries joke here*
"I SAWED THIS ARM IN HALF!!..."
🎵"But the black knight made a slip. He dared to cross the courier with the big iron on his hip"🎵
Biiiiiiig Iiiiiiiiiiron
On his hiiiiiiiiiip!
(BIG IRON NOISES
Is Excalibur the big iron?
@@andrewcotter2036
i would rather call a sword "long iron"
Any self-respecting NPC would have instantly died after the first arm.
Reginald S. II
A scratch!? Your arm’s off!
17joren Especially with the +25 Energy points Legendary Shiskebab
Either a bug in the game, or the character is purposefully dillusional and OP-like. Did they play this on Wild Wasteland?
@@madmicro157 No it isnt
@Simple Weirdo "It's not a bug, it's a feature..." - Todd Howard probably
"And so Courier 6, convinced that he was King Arthur because that old doc didn't get all the lead out of his brain, continued on his quest in the radioactive forest of England looking for a non-existent " holy grail"
Until he was later arrested by securitrons for murdering an innocent bystander.
Sorry son, I did the best I could. Must've missed a few spots.
Well, he could find the Holy Hand Grenade.
Because battle....
Battle doth never change.....
The video nobody asked for, but everyone is happy that exists
Glam glam black blam
@@eclipsexfade9522 i see that we both have severe brain damage
@@ubesfam [Intelligence 3] I'll trade you 500 caps for it.
@@chickenking1753 350 caps or no deal
I surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
This is why you need speech kids
One of the many reasons for being a diplosniper.
Really that's the only skill that matters
Black widow takes care of some problems too.
It always comes back to Speech and the sexuality perks for me every time. If you want to talk your way out of plenty of situations and do a fuckload of damage against human enemies, you want to play a bisexual character.
I always go full melle combat stats plus terrifying prescense so I can threaten my way out of fights and situations
Meanwhile in the Fallout 4 version:
Black Knight: "I move for no man"
Player: A) Okay B) Okay (sarcastic) C) Okay... D) Goodbye
Meanwhile in the Fallout 76 version:
(You have been disconnected from the server.)
I don’t get it?
@@ShahidKarim-rz2ep it's a jab at fallout 4s weak ass writing all dialogue choices can be boiled down to those 4 options and 76 is a connection dumpster fire
@@liquidgarfield8523 yea 76 is pretty shit hell even fallout shelter is better than 76 at least it’s a decent game that’s free
No, Fallout 4 should be:
1. Okay
2. Sarcastic
3. Info on why you won’t move
4. Then fight me!
Goodbye would be too much choice, better make that D) Yes
Enemy in fallout: gets shot in the head.
Also enemy: ‘‘tis just a scratch.
"Just a scratch?! There's a bullet lodged in your head!"
"So is in yours!"
@@BanditOfBandwidth in fact; make that.. TWO shots!
I'd say the player is more like that. As a wise man once said, " I have seen God, he is a drugged up man/woman in a vault suit"
*[Cannibal] Christ, that arm looks good.*
I *really* need try playing as a cannibal in my future runs.
Cannibal in my experience is only good for roleplaying the benefits aren't really worth it even on the highest diffulicty
Cannibal perk is based but dogshit practically
@@stonefaced102 its only there for role playing since even in survival difficulty (mid to end game) you will always have a plentiful supply of healing
Also Auqa boy in in fallout 4 which makes cannibal even more usless
@@almalone3282 ever heard of mods?
@@vulpesinculta3593 he is talking about Fallout 4 vanila
i love the way courier 6 magically gets more and more speech points as the conversation goes lol
The black night has showed him the ways of charisma
Gabriel what are you talking he consistently remains at 37 speech 3 medicine 6 science
@@volition142 1:38 gaze upon the truth you mighty and despair
@@volition142 1:42 47 speech
3:18 Nah he loses 10 points
This was really well done. Also I love that option:
Black Knight: "I'm invincible!"
Player 6: [SCIENCE 6/30] "Holy shit, really?"
>Perception 10
"You just killed that guy!"
*_SPEECH 100_*
The Boss wrong game bucko
Just Because nope
@@Fortniteloverepic calm down you can 100 speech in vegas too
[Cannibal] Christ! That arm looks good!
😉😂😂
that bit had me fucking rolling
That's how you start the romantic side quest
Christos Goulios then he eats his ass the end
Yum
Should've added the enemy limb crippled pop up whenever he was dismembered.
@@bigbosstube what do you mean IF? dont you mean WHEN?
Thats exactly what I was looking for.
HP and AP bars too
@@cowtastic141 r/entitledbeggar
BrandiDarken
r/backtoyourcontaintmentsite
On second thought, let's not go to Vegas, 'tis a silly place.
The Kings of the Freeside's table!
@Griff Oneca "Shh!"
"Let us walk to The Lucky 38!"
Im trying to figure out where this dude put his skill points at though
Clearly it was melee weapons.
Survival
All of it went to Perception and Energy Weapons.
He has terrifying presence though
Barter and melee weapons, maybe some survival
Explosives
Should've added "you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen"
*Holy Water
... from your camelot grail
@@HappyBeezerStudios lol
*You take a sip from your trusty Camelot Grail.
He can’t even afford a horse, no way he can afford DLC my man
When you extract your Skyrim files into your Fallout: New Vegas files
Lol A winged deathclaw swoops down and shouts "YOL!" at you
@@lunaticweeb250
We are the raiders who say "Ni." Bring us a deathclaw hand for passage through the forest.
@@ramentaco9179 GGE
@@unapersona100real6 R
Man that would be cool
Jesus Christ, didn't know that the fight against Lanius was this savage...
It is pretty savage now time to fight the mighty Caesar
@@matthewgarvin6005 just kill a praetorian and take their ballistic fist. Then run backwards hitting them
**you cannot wait while enemies are nearby**
>You cannot sleep while enemies are nearby
>You cannot blink while enemies are nearby
I fucking hate this mechanic tbh
@@spartanwar1185 I hate it too.But, it kinda makes sense, unless you have a companion.
This was way better than it has any right to be...
Nice
That also describes the movie
@@robertdevito5001 cat agree with you more and nice name
Omg i love your vids
Lithus17 Really? Odd how people with no sense of humor, such as yourself, think their tastes somehow dictate what’s funny and what isn’t.
Tags: Steamed hams, Oxhorn, expansion...
*STEAMED HAMS*
It's more of an Albany expression.
@Barbare4032 Upstate New York?
Fallout 76: *eventually gets worse*
Todd Howard: “‘Tis but a scratch.”
A scratch! You game's glitched.
No It Isn't!
@@mr.e192 Well, what's that then?
@@deltaket6485 I've had worse!
@@PlagueDoctorLife You Liar!
I swear it feels like these lines should actually be in the game, I lost my shit at "are you on jet?"
Same, fucking died
Considering Fallout 2 had like several Monty Python-references, it wouldn't be far off having something like this
Psycho more like
Howdy there folks, It's Mr. New Vegas, and you are looking extraordinarily beautiful tonight. Time for some news. A black knight was reportedly seen at a bridge with no limbs, he was yelling near one of our Microphones: "Tis but a flesh wound! The Black Knight always wins! I'M INVINCIBLE!" In possibly related news, 100% more people are crossing the bridge now, and locals say this is "a welcome improvement". That's all for now. Going to play a special song for you now about that special someone you only find once, in a blue moon.
"Good morning children. It's me you're president, John hen- HAHA got you, it's me three dog, coming to you loud and proud. Ok, from what that black knight who has guarding that bridge for god knows how long? Well some wastelander had the balls to fight that guy 1 on 1... and won. The black knight is still alive somehow, with all his limbs missing. now anyone can use that bridge in peace.
This is 3 three dog AWWWWW just listen to this."
Nice.
Can someone do this for Travis from Diamond city radio? It's been a long while since I played FO4 while listening to DCR (yay, radio mods), so I can't.
Commissar Zhopgrad Shy Travis or Confident Travis?
@@Quetzalpugle whimp Travis thats his signature
@@Quetzalpugle Doesn't matter, whichever works best (or maybe just both)
I want this man to write the dialog options for the next Fallout game.
fact: you cant vats body parts with melee weapons
only the whole body
a shame really. being able to chop and poke at individual parts would be cool and more realistic.
And unarmed
You could in the older games
He should've used the Bloody Mess perk
No he made it to be more like a European fantasy Adventure which is why everyone was using swords and armor and why he wasn't in Vegas because there was actually trees there
3:17 *[MEDICINE 3/20] Look I can get you a wheelchair if you want one!*
With what arms to use on the _wheels_ ???
For reference, 3 is below the minimum skill level you can start the game at. Even with Int 1.
Lol he can walk
Fallout: Old England
THIS. A thousand times THIS.
I would most likely buy that, sounds kinda good. Can't be any worse than Fallout 76.
A Fallout game set outside the United States would be interesting. I'd love to see how the rest of the world would have fared after the bombs fell. More of a global take on the franchise.
Imagine a UK-Based fallout with dragon deathclaws and raider knights or some sort of king-themed Enclave
Would there even be a lot of guns if it was set out of the u.s.?
2:44 [Cannibal] Christ, that arm looks good.
3:40 "pull yourself together man"
XD perfect
that soooo needs to be in a fallout game
His speech is 37 but he has terrifying presence, a perk that requires speech to be 80
HAX
He must have consoled in the perk.
Shhhhh
That's not true, I got It before getting to that speech level.
@@l.pietrobon3925 I'm calling bs fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Terrifying_Presence
Perception [10] Tis' but a scratch? Your arm's off , I like how you needed max PER for that LMAO
Seems leigt.
[Perception 0] Don't give a shit at all.
[Perception 1] I guess, my head just went off.
[Perception 2] My head definitly went off.
[Perception 3] I can't move, is it because I miss my legs?
[Perception 4] Uh, what is that thing on the ground? Looks exactly like my arm. Wait a minuuu...
[Perception 5] Oh, a coin on the ground.
[Perception 6] ???????
[Perception 7] Profit!
[Perception 8] I guess, your head is not properly attached.
[Perception 9] Yup, scratch it is. I'll try harder next time.
[Perception 10] Tis' but a scratch? Your arm's off.
I love that one Cannibal line: "Christ that arm looks good"
i was expecting a "dark knight's left arm crippled"
On second thought, let's not go to New Vegas. It is a silly place.
Save TheZombies *murmurs of agreement*
[PERCEPTION 10] A Scratch?! Your arm’s off!
Nice one.
U probably only need perception 1 to see that
[Perception 0]
@@austin503 r/woosh
Sgt Frostburn First of all, there’s. Four. Fucking. O’s. Secondly, please learn how to reference subreddits correctly without just assuming you can put them in any situation because you saw a UA-cam commentator do a video on “r/woosh”
. ________V
_________^ ( You) >____the joke
“I’m invincible”
“Holy shit really?”
"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN!!"
"I AM INVINCIBLE!"
[Science 10] Holy shit, really?
hahahahahahahhahaha great vid
@OP --
lmao. bets part imo. x-]
*holy hand grenade added*
No one else like, it's at 69.
nooooooo
@@alistergreycastle5016 reality is often dissapointing
I raised my speach to 50/70 and still couldn't convince him to join me 😩
The quality of this is just incredibly unexpected, well done good sir.
Hey Boone, I need you to carry this knight's sword to sell at Silver Rush.
"FINE BY ME."
"YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD!?"
"MURDERER!"
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
“Tis But a scratch!”
"RETRIBUTION!"
"BASTARD!"
There’s actually a shirt for the Black Knight V.A.T.S.
Where
3:29 Missing dialog "Look I'll have ya leg, right!"
LOL!!! I loved the other speech options!
[SCIENCE 6/30] Holy sh*t, really?
That had me rollin'! XD
[Canibal] Mmm that arm looks good
When you really think about it, he very well may be. Not in the traditional sense, but damn - most people would die from that.
"that's what you get for being an asshole."
hello yes i am fellow millennial haha that sick maymay had me lolling on the floor
It also means that the character has an intelligence of one and a luck of 3-4
Perception 10, melee weapon, cannibal perk, and coconut equipped Boone. What kind of weird build is this?
Moded New Vegas
It's the Yellow Bastards build.
It's the average New Vegas joe.
New Canaan Tribal
This is truly masterfully edited, everything is on point. The music seals the deal. Bravo.
"Critical hit to Black nights left arm" would of made it perfect
Top 5 quotes:
5: [Cannibal] Christ, that arm looks good.
4: [MEDICINE 3/20] Nothing a bit of duct tape can't fix.
3: I like the look fo your armor.
2: [TERRIFYING PRESENCE] You better get out of my way or this sword's going so far up your ass, it's coming back through your mouth.
1: Good luck stopping me.
You know that this is fake because Boone didn't rush in, say "You're mine!" and 10 seconds later give you a free +3XP
after this and the stocks video im totally hooked, im subscribing, you good man. thanks!
Quest added
*Crusade*
crusade? DEUS VULT
War... War never changes
@@freedomfig3276 war... war never cha- *bigboss slaps lonewanderer* war has changed
DEUS VULT!
Red Army: *Invades the rest of Europe*
This is what it will look like when Todd Howard resells us Skyrim under the name of Fallout 201 4E
And I would buy it.
It just works
Guess the big iron was the sword he carries on his hip
This just made my day. Even youtube's endless ads failed to ruin the quality and vibe of this video! Well done!
Can you link me the mod?
It's been cancelled D:
It's been cancelled but there's a leaked alpha version on pornhub
Darude sandstorm
@@user-zg4sp4ri5v wow dude you're so original and funny
@@user-zg4sp4ri5v go back to bc
"We are the knights who say neeeew vegas" ;)
We are the knights who say PROFLIGATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS
"There's the cazador!"
"Where?"
"There!"
"What, behind the giant bug?"
"It is the giant bug!"
"... You silly sod!"
"What?"
"You got us all worked up!"
"That's no ordinary bug! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered insect you've ever set eyes on!"
"You tit! I soiled my armor; I was so scared!"
"Look, that bug's got a viscous streak a mile wide. He's a killer!"
"Yeah?"
"He'll do you a treat mate!"
"You Great Khan's dick."
"I'm warning you!"
"What's he do? Leave swelling bite marks?"
"He's got huge, poisonous... He can fly about... Look at the corpses!"
"Go on Ranger, shoot the cazador's head off!"
"Right. Silly giant bug. One roasted cazador coming right up!"
"LOOK!"
(NCR Ranger gets decapitated.)
"Jesus Christ!"
"I warned you!"
@@Ohflipsnap Such tasteful comments on this video. (gentlemanly manner intensifies)
"We are the Knights who 's gonna say the N-word"
We are the knights who say SEMPER INVICTA
we demand you bring us... TECHNOLOGY!
"You can't wait while enemies are nearby"
Fallout 3 - AD
Unrealistic, doesn’t crash every 5 minutes.
Cerebral Cloud it’s 4 minutes long obviously it crashed as soon as the video ended or else more gameplay would be recorded
The video hadn't enough time to crash 😅
Maybe he had a fan-patch?
Stability mods and some tweaking of the .ini files grants hours of stability at a time
no that would be fallout 4
> Has Boone as companion
> BK's head doesn't explode
4/10 would not subscribe.
Alex Ye mate he is just on passive mode
Good Luck
Companions are retarded even in passive mode.
@@RayTC ok
> (Capitalized)Le epic green memearrows
>on youtube
(Redditspace)
Yikes
DIOhydrogen Monoxide yikes indeed
New Elder Scrolls game is looking fantastic. Maybe it won't be so bad. I love the injury system. Hope they fix the whole VATS system into the lore.
I told you, player choice is our greatest strength
@@hopoutattheafterparty6245 Then why the hell is creation club still around?
@@sirosagaming8228
It's your choice to buy something from creation club
@@hopoutattheafterparty6245 and fallout 76? You rode so much onto it, and yet it was so little. It just works, I guess.
P.S: Dont use the same fucking engine. You've used it since morrowind. Let it rest.
Two of my favorite things! Great work!
This was very funny! Two of my favorite things mashed together very nicely. Good job mate!
Yes! **slams fist on table** THIS is the kind of content I signed up for!
For once the algorithm finally gets something right
This is the literal embodiment of sauce
This puts 2 of my favorite things together!! Well done
Tougher than Legate Lanius' speech tests...
Everything about this video, from its perfect new vegas style scripting to the top comments below, is absolutely perfect. +1's to all, gentlemen. Well done
0:29 AINT THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD
More of a sword to the head
I like how briefly before the video ends you can hear the start of big iron.
I watched this a long time ago. Didn't knew jack about New Vegas. Now I do and I can understand all the jokes and humour. Poetic.
Big Excalibur on his hip
Big Iron...
Big Iron...
BIG EXCALIBUR ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIP
2:21
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I'm going to cut this mans arm off!
This was unexpectedly funny.
Very well made my good sir.
I shall show this to my friends.
The basis of this video is the direct translation of the actual scene into the dialogue choices, but the beauty of it lies in the Fallout-Esque alternate responses, especially the skill and perk related ones. Truly a creation worthy of long time fans.
You sir are an editing genius!!! I was thoroughly entertained!!! Well done!!!
Can you please make a part two but with the rabbit scene? I loved this!!
"There it is!"
"What, behind the mole rat?"
"It IS the mole rat!"
"You tit! I soiled my power armor I was so scared!"
"I'm warning you..."
"Go on, Boone, blow his head off."
"Right, one mole rat stew coming right up."
[snuffling, dramatic music, Boone is unconscious, ED-E is unconscious]
[PC pulls out the holy hand grenade]
[One...]
[Two...]
[ [Explosives 10/50] Five!]
[massive explosion, back to main menu]
Legendary, or since its Fallout NV themed, "Legionary!"
my jokes arent funny anymore kill me
This is such good quality. Very well done sir.
1:45 wait a minute, Terrifying Presence requires 70 speech but you had 37 earlier, I don't think this is a legit side quest.
Nice catch!
well he just happened to be one of the people who want to use terrifying presence without being a smooth talker so they cheated using console commands
Wonder what would happen if he had the Wild Wastland trait.
black knight gains a horse and you have to fight him on a lone wanderer motorcycle
Who says he doesn’t already?
This is really well done made! Keep up the good work! 👍
+15 experience points awarded for the best editing spoof this year.
I was worried you were going to ruin the jokes, but instead you executed the idea incredibly well and made it funnier! Well done!