@@theslappablejerk Because I watched & "liked" a bunch of your videos, YT is now recommending 'HOA wars' videos. Imagine working until your 70, only to go to war with your neighbor at 75. Yeeeeeaaaaah, this is a healthy way to live.
But, obviously, having a neighbor whose lawn is overgrown by 2 inches is _worse_ than receiving hundred dollar fines for painting your living room wall the wrong shade of eggshell white. I mean, who’s going to think of the property value?!
The only place HOAs work are things like condos where everyone needs to put in to take care of the jointly-owned building Otherwise it's just an illegitimate mini-goverment run by the worst people you'll ever meet
Gramps is getting knocked out saying that ah after having the audacity to not only trespass on my property but then get disrespectful, hahahahaha he'lllllll noooooo😂
This guy is nicer than me, if it was my garage the second some random old privileged dude showed up to my house I would have said get out of my garage, you are trespassing, fuck off. Go! Now!
With these people, you can't do that. Why? Because they'll play the victim. That's why they get away with this; they're timid people who can't be put under a "bully" label because they're so soft-spoken about it.
@@ezakustam Their friends typically won't care, even if there's evidence. These people react very erroneously to things, meaning when confronted with evidence, they won't change their mind and will still hate you.
Ah shit that brings back some work-related memories. Being stuck in a small office dealing with random issues we didn’t create and can’t solve, all the while trying not to breathe that very particular funk of old cigarettes, talcum powder, and several days of armpit sweat.
Exactly my situation. We’re GenX and bought a million dollar home and when we first moved in, our boomer neighbors came over and said “are you guys just renters?” No, we bought the house. “Oh what do you do for a living, how much do you make?” It was the first thing out of their mouth, no introduction or “Hi” or anything. 🤦♂️🙄
it's so fucking funny to be raised by boomers who tell you that discussing wages or income at all is very rude and you should never do it until it's the first thing they fucking do. I learned how much my future sister-in-law makes and how rich her parents are before my mother told me her name. bruh
Your reply should have been: "I don't know who you are. I don't care what you want. If you are looking for money I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you." FYI: scene from the movie "taken" from Liam Neeson.
Plot twist: he was filming at a random stranger's house, and right after this ends, the real owner comes out and demands to know why he's filming in their garage 😂
So this is the male karen, huh? The superiority complex is off the scale. Who died and made you king of everything popped into my head just listening to him instruct a total stranger not to play golf until he's finished tidying up 😂😂😂😂😂 You create the best characters, sir.
I would've asked him to show me his own garage so I could "learn and take notes," then proceed to criticize every little thing I see that could be improved upon. Then walk into his house after without asking cause I have to take a shit 🤣🤣
But he would welcome You, by all means. This is a portrayal of a generation, who has no respect towards concept of personal boundaries. I know a lot of these type of people, mostly in their 60s now, they just believe it is healthy to intrude ones privacy and let own be intruded, so no dirty secrets will ever develop :). Like their motto would sound "Psychically healthy man should be open and have no fear of sharing his privacy"
@@garygolfer3243 I don't really see where you're coming from with this, to be honest. At least in this comment I don't think he was being particularly aggressive, and it's really just meant to be humorous. Besides, it's understandable to become frustrated with someone who behaves as if they're entitled to things such as entering your home without your permission (which the character in the video does multiple times in different videos). Also, I don't think any of this is a sign of mental issues or paranoia. I've met people who have legitimate paranoia from things like schizophrenia and it's actually really terrifying if you put yourself in their shoes and imagine that you genuinely believe something like the police being after you constantly or hallucinating. I understand you might be using those terms colloquially but I think it's important to note that their real meanings are very intense
Hey boy, I just wanna say, I don't watch your videos anymore. You are extremely talented. You actually make me feel angry at the screen. Boomer who can't fathom other people exist is your best creation so far. So much so, that I forget I'm watching a screen. I want to say, congratulations, your job is astonishingly good.
I feel he same. I can only take small doses at a time. Watching this jerk is like watching a watered down version of my father. What I'm really in awe of is the number of errors they can cram into one sentence.
This is why I'm glad I've only lived in the hood, the "ayyy we ain't in the hood anymore", the "man we can't even see the train tracks from here", and "wow, did you see that new guy that bought the house over there sight unseen has a *TESLA*? I bet he flipped his shit when he saw the rest of the houses here"
This except I'm in a somewhat rural area outside city limits and not an official neighborhood, and mfs putting notes in the mail box saying "FiX yOuR gArAge" when it hasn't been over a month since we moved in with the garage like that.
As a non-American, this confuses me so much. America has its flaws but one of its main supposed strengths is the freedom and independence of its people - yet in many places when it comes to your yard, the exterior of your house and even the inside of your garage, it's common for people to tell you what you need to do with your own property, like you're living in some communist commune?
The way the protagonist is able to be calm each time is beyond me, if this was me in these situations words would be had because I'm not polite for people who are disrespectful to this degree
It's like we all have had interactions or have seen interactions like this. You can't exactly place a memory about it but you know this has happened to you in some form.
I remember a video of a middle aged american woman going on someone else's property. This took place outside the U.S. They were asking questions and recording the homeowner. The woman was viciously beaten for it with the homeowner shouting: "You think this is america?!" Sadly, this is the only way some of these people learn.
The talking without making eye contact, the slow turn, the walk away. I’d rather live on a canoe in the middle of a shark infested ocean than be around a HOA.
Mine talks about being a neighborhood watch but cant knucle bump due to arthritis. Last time i saw him he dressed like one of those seals that invaded Afghanistan, neck thing and all, boots too. It was cute
Omg, i wore a ranger shirt to work once, old boomer vet walked right up in my face. You better where that god damned shirt with pride. And pointed at his hat. I could only assume a ranger patch was on it as i stared blankly into his eyes. He walked off. I just stood there. Wow.
I'm 67 on a cane due to back injuries and 70-100 working my whole life! But I'd drop this Caring Understanding Ninty Type, cold! He fought me occifer!😊 he threatened to harm me! When he lunged! I sorta reacted! Stash your wallet inside pocket of his jacket! I know who ain't coming back! 😅😅😅😅
do you guys think it would make them realize how weird they are if you start the convo shocked "oh no you are trying to steal from my open garage"? or would that be escalating?
The walk kills me everytime
Before I do these videos I put a stick up my ass to get the walk down
@@theslappablejerk truly one of the method actors of all time. one in a generation!
@@theslappablejerk Because I watched & "liked" a bunch of your videos, YT is now recommending 'HOA wars' videos. Imagine working until your 70, only to go to war with your neighbor at 75. Yeeeeeaaaaah, this is a healthy way to live.
The behind the back dismissive wave! Yes!
@@theslappablejerkyou should try acting dear boy!
(Lawrence Olivier reference)
Gotta love the trademark constipated-looking walk he always does at the end
The SIP walk (Sh- In Pants)
Also the trademark hand wave and then ignore
His mother made him drink too much Ovaltine as a young boy.
Male Karen's are a trip aren't they
I thought it was cuz he had to stick up his butt!
HOA to pay for the privilege of being an inmate.
Literally why I moved and bought a non HOA house
Put a few bike locks on the gates and you can make em literal inmates
But, obviously, having a neighbor whose lawn is overgrown by 2 inches is _worse_ than receiving hundred dollar fines for painting your living room wall the wrong shade of eggshell white. I mean, who’s going to think of the property value?!
@beeziebubs2756 once upon a time, a cop showed up at my friend's house with a ruler in hand to tell them they needed to mow their lawn lmao
The only place HOAs work are things like condos where everyone needs to put in to take care of the jointly-owned building
Otherwise it's just an illegitimate mini-goverment run by the worst people you'll ever meet
Love the unclarification of the statement he has just made and just walks away to avoid the confrontation he himself provoked lol.
me telling my relatives they're being bigots and refusing to elaborate lol
@@y0y0masteryou sound miserable lol
@@y0y0masterok 👍
Typical democrat
@@garygolfer3243how does this relate?
I feel like this whole gated community series is personal for you lol. You've been through some sh**, haven't you
Went from "you better play golf if you live in this neighborhood" to "you better not my on my neighborhood's golf course" real fast
Gramps is getting knocked out saying that ah after having the audacity to not only trespass on my property but then get disrespectful, hahahahaha he'lllllll noooooo😂
I really thought it was about to take a wholesome turn where they could bond over their love for golf… I should know better with this character 😭
You naive fool 🙂↔️
This boomer couldn't bond with his barber.
And as someone who had the same barber for 30 years, I can't give a greater insult than that.
"It looks like a warzone"
Maybe because the garage has an invading enemy
LOL
The little wave at the end would have made me snap
That’s the wave these ball-busting pricks give you when you tell them off. I see it too often.
the audacity to have stacks of boxes in your own garage 🙄 the nerve of some people
This guy is nicer than me, if it was my garage the second some random old privileged dude showed up to my house I would have said get out of my garage, you are trespassing, fuck off. Go! Now!
That dismissive hand wave is right on point. There are few gestures that can both infuriate deflate me completely at the same time.
A nice solid "get the FUCK off my property" goes a long way
Better yet,
You're trespassing **click click**
With these people, you can't do that. Why? Because they'll play the victim. That's why they get away with this; they're timid people who can't be put under a "bully" label because they're so soft-spoken about it.
"Would you like to get shot?"
@@ZaydNofal Phone camera video goes a long way.
@@ezakustam Their friends typically won't care, even if there's evidence. These people react very erroneously to things, meaning when confronted with evidence, they won't change their mind and will still hate you.
I love this character.
Man the hand gesture and walk out are painstakingly accurate 😂😂😂
You just KNOW this character smells like cigarettes and talcum powder
I have known probably 30 different men like this growing up and they all smelled of beer. Not wine, not spirits, not other liquor. Just beer.
Ah shit that brings back some work-related memories. Being stuck in a small office dealing with random issues we didn’t create and can’t solve, all the while trying not to breathe that very particular funk of old cigarettes, talcum powder, and several days of armpit sweat.
bro chickened off the golf duel
Exactly my situation. We’re GenX and bought a million dollar home and when we first moved in, our boomer neighbors came over and said “are you guys just renters?” No, we bought the house. “Oh what do you do for a living, how much do you make?” It was the first thing out of their mouth, no introduction or “Hi” or anything. 🤦♂️🙄
Omg
You should've said my wife does Only Fans and I'm her pimp. That would get rid of them forever.
it's so fucking funny to be raised by boomers who tell you that discussing wages or income at all is very rude and you should never do it until it's the first thing they fucking do. I learned how much my future sister-in-law makes and how rich her parents are before my mother told me her name. bruh
@@CherryX-SU 😆 seriously. Every boomer that has talked to us all want to know how much we make. Stfu, boomer.
Your reply should have been:
"I don't know who you are. I don't care what you want. If you are looking for money I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
FYI: scene from the movie "taken" from Liam Neeson.
Well, now the sign is going to say
"Tony's Funeral and Crematorium Service."
Tony's Crematorium - Today's special: Body in a Barrel
This is a day in the life of an HOA.
One tiny pond, so many fish that think they're the biggest.
Plot twist: he was filming at a random stranger's house, and right after this ends, the real owner comes out and demands to know why he's filming in their garage 😂
"hello police, some man is arguing with a clone of himself outside of my garage, i'm utterly horrified."
It pisses me off how accurate this character is. Too real.
Slappable Jerk garage reveal! It's what we've all been waiting for this entire time!
It’s absolutely wild how well you can portray several brands of horrible people so accurately.
Proud of POV guy for taking the initiative and going somewhere else
So this is the male karen, huh? The superiority complex is off the scale. Who died and made you king of everything popped into my head just listening to him instruct a total stranger not to play golf until he's finished tidying up 😂😂😂😂😂
You create the best characters, sir.
The walk is the cherry on top! Like he's got to stick up his butt. Very authentic.
Bro mastered that walk
I would've asked him to show me his own garage so I could "learn and take notes," then proceed to criticize every little thing I see that could be improved upon. Then walk into his house after without asking cause I have to take a shit 🤣🤣
But he would welcome You, by all means. This is a portrayal of a generation, who has no respect towards concept of personal boundaries. I know a lot of these type of people, mostly in their 60s now, they just believe it is healthy to intrude ones privacy and let own be intruded, so no dirty secrets will ever develop :). Like their motto would sound "Psychically healthy man should be open and have no fear of sharing his privacy"
@@garygolfer3243 what?
@@garygolfer3243 I don't really see where you're coming from with this, to be honest. At least in this comment I don't think he was being particularly aggressive, and it's really just meant to be humorous. Besides, it's understandable to become frustrated with someone who behaves as if they're entitled to things such as entering your home without your permission (which the character in the video does multiple times in different videos). Also, I don't think any of this is a sign of mental issues or paranoia. I've met people who have legitimate paranoia from things like schizophrenia and it's actually really terrifying if you put yourself in their shoes and imagine that you genuinely believe something like the police being after you constantly or hallucinating. I understand you might be using those terms colloquially but I think it's important to note that their real meanings are very intense
@@garygolfer3243if you’re 40 acting like this you’ve been an old man for a LOOONG time brother
@@garygolfer3243So you are just harassing them for the sake of it then?
We’ve moved past the being slappable, this man was trespassing on private property and would’ve found out real quick.
the way he walks is too real
I love the fashion statement the guy is making while talking about the messy garage . LOL
It's so sad that I actually know people like this.
Hey boy, I just wanna say, I don't watch your videos anymore. You are extremely talented. You actually make me feel angry at the screen. Boomer who can't fathom other people exist is your best creation so far. So much so, that I forget I'm watching a screen. I want to say, congratulations, your job is astonishingly good.
I feel he same. I can only take small doses at a time. Watching this jerk is like watching a watered down version of my father.
What I'm really in awe of is the number of errors they can cram into one sentence.
I feel like these people are mainly lonely and looking for some connection. But their way of expressing it is cantankerous.
This is why I'm glad I've only lived in the hood, the "ayyy we ain't in the hood anymore", the "man we can't even see the train tracks from here", and "wow, did you see that new guy that bought the house over there sight unseen has a *TESLA*? I bet he flipped his shit when he saw the rest of the houses here"
Neighbour is very "no one had Autism when I was growing up" and undiagnosed coded
Yeah, they are very good at reality denial. and nobody beats them for making up fantasies to explain away contradictions.
This except I'm in a somewhat rural area outside city limits and not an official neighborhood, and mfs putting notes in the mail box saying "FiX yOuR gArAge" when it hasn't been over a month since we moved in with the garage like that.
Are they glued together newspaper letters like in a ransom note? 😂
As a non-American, this confuses me so much. America has its flaws but one of its main supposed strengths is the freedom and independence of its people - yet in many places when it comes to your yard, the exterior of your house and even the inside of your garage, it's common for people to tell you what you need to do with your own property, like you're living in some communist commune?
How can anyone care so much about what another person's garage looks like. How many seconds do they have to look at it for???
It’s the age of outrage. Some of these Kyles and Karens suffer from a lack of respect as well as absolutely no MYOB.
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Noisy Neighbor: My neighbors garage is a mess
The way the protagonist is able to be calm each time is beyond me, if this was me in these situations words would be had because I'm not polite for people who are disrespectful to this degree
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.
The constipated waddle XD
The walk is absolutely perfect
I guess that's why he's moving. 😂
If you’re gonna open your door, you’re gonna have to paint your boxes, a different color they have to match the code of the Hoa
but what is he gonna do???
I read the Title and thought "let's see how he turns this into his business"
“You should have a sign that says Tony’s landfill”
Maybe since you are in it😂
The dismissive boomer handwave thing alone could make me pop a fuse, outstanding actinf
It's like we all have had interactions or have seen interactions like this. You can't exactly place a memory about it but you know this has happened to you in some form.
The walk, the backward hand wave, just the entire body, every movement is work of art in itself.
Then some bland megacorp buys the house to sell to influencers and then they wonder what happened to the state of the neighborhood
"If you dont leave this property i will exercise my rights as an American citizen." Is really all that needs to be said.
Or a yemeni
I can barely watch these anymore bc they're too real 😭 "working hard or hardly working?" Lookin a$$ mfers 😂😂😂
Too true
Awww he just making sure you clean ur space :D
The low pants/no ass combo is on point
why oh why does he walk like he just shit his entire pants
Weirdly refreshing to see the POV guy actually stand up for themselves this time. Same results, though.
dont worry Wade you'll catch those hands before you catch a plague
The one thing I would tell that guy is.....Like a good neighbor, STAY OVER THERE!.
Oh my. You know what? That's exactly how my family members would text to me having my own home. I just saw my future. Damn.
Ida gone straight to the golf course just to spite him
The pants hanging down, gotta love them❤
"I better not see you on the golf course. You have to take care of this first."
Thanks for reminding me to go on the golf course just now.
I remember a video of a middle aged american woman going on someone else's property. This took place outside the U.S. They were asking questions and recording the homeowner. The woman was viciously beaten for it with the homeowner shouting: "You think this is america?!" Sadly, this is the only way some of these people learn.
ya ik what video you re talking about. its kinda funny😂
This is so true. Lived through it
Oh god imagine if Warren catches you doing anything fun or normal
That is the exact same thing I said when we decided to move out of the HOA neighborhood.
Now that's a character everybody will unanimously hate.
Looks like he crapped his pants on the way out. Jerry Nadler, call your office.
More of a gated mental assylum !
I live in a gated community and this is how my neighbors act
Show him what a 9 iron looks like. Up close. Very up close.
WOW imagine having a neighbor like that. I would sell my house within the first year.
Tony has way more patience than anyone I know
Your ego wanted a gated community
This is one of those times when you hand the keys to the bank.
Little known fact…the gates are meant to keep the a-holes on the inside, not anybody out.
The walk was perfect.
dont ever go into a HOA. you will be sorry
can't wait for the warren in jail episode
This guy is ending up in my freezer
that wave at the end would seal his fate
The hand wave is what kills me. He thinks he looks dismissive and is oblivious to the fact that everyone knows he's just running away.
Running? Looks like he shit himself and is waddling.
The fact that he walk all the way down to someone else’s garage unphased 😂😂
I will never EVER buy in an HOA subdivision
The talking without making eye contact, the slow turn, the walk away. I’d rather live on a canoe in the middle of a shark infested ocean than be around a HOA.
The hands slapping his sides for me
When he moves out, new neighbors just walk by and say nothing. Then he realizes that even though he hated this guy he somehow misses him
That old man can gfhs. Stay off my property😂
"Sign saying 'Tony's Storage'"
Bro, what do you think a Garage is for...?
Mine talks about being a neighborhood watch but cant knucle bump due to arthritis. Last time i saw him he dressed like one of those seals that invaded Afghanistan, neck thing and all, boots too. It was cute
Omg, i wore a ranger shirt to work once, old boomer vet walked right up in my face. You better where that god damned shirt with pride. And pointed at his hat. I could only assume a ranger patch was on it as i stared blankly into his eyes. He walked off. I just stood there. Wow.
Amazing how much a mess makes you crap yourself!😅😂😂
Florida in a nutshell.
I didn’t know Ashton Kutcher was your neighbor. Cool.
OMG THAT WALK 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cant imagine paying extra to live in a fence with a bunch of dims
I'm 67 on a cane due to back injuries and 70-100 working my whole life! But I'd drop this Caring Understanding Ninty Type, cold! He fought me occifer!😊 he threatened to harm me! When he lunged! I sorta reacted! Stash your wallet inside pocket of his jacket! I know who ain't coming back! 😅😅😅😅
Should've asked him to help with it
I could imagine living in one of these places .
do you guys think it would make them realize how weird they are if you start the convo shocked "oh no you are trying to steal from my open garage"? or would that be escalating?
Convenient chest freezer.