When Pierre Finds Out The Wizard Is Abigail's Father in Stardew Valley Expansion Mod

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  • @EmeraldForester777
    @EmeraldForester777 4 роки тому +6426

    Imagine the new guy coming into town, moving in, disappearing for three years, then reappearing to expose someone.

    • @bayurukmanajati1224
      @bayurukmanajati1224 2 роки тому +371

      Probably an intelligence unit sent by the neighbouring country to destroy the village.

    • @BarrelQueen2
      @BarrelQueen2 2 роки тому +26

      Lol

    • @windego64
      @windego64 2 роки тому +48

      Absolutely Chad

    • @D4rkkay
      @D4rkkay 2 роки тому +18

      I laughed so hard at this i comment

    • @mrdarkloc1161
      @mrdarkloc1161 2 роки тому +4

      @CallMeKevin please Come

  • @ZredArts
    @ZredArts 5 років тому +10660

    "When Abigail started developing special... Powers"
    Well no shit Caroline she eats rocks what did you expected?

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 5 років тому +214

      Zred Arts also a rock with a hardness level 7

    • @zedboiii
      @zedboiii 5 років тому +42

      @@michealyoutube4911 *deeper grove

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 5 років тому +41

      Zaldhy Darwin I have no idea what you mean, but sure.

    • @yunyun711
      @yunyun711 4 роки тому +10

      jerryrigseverything?

    • @giannyferrari5770
      @giannyferrari5770 4 роки тому +145

      Wait when she says she is starving when u gift her minerals is literal??? I just thought was another strange line

  • @Abayas.
    @Abayas. 5 років тому +15226

    I just want to bring to attention something the wizard said: "I always thought one of the children in stardew valley were mine." This implies that he did not know WHICH child was his, meaning he slept with more than one of the mothers there- without protection nonetheless!

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 5 років тому +940

      Including Mumps'...

    • @aquamarine23456
      @aquamarine23456 5 років тому +1158

      Pam....

    • @suprafatadecontact
      @suprafatadecontact 4 роки тому +2034

      Robin? Well, Sebastian is as interested in the dark things as Abby. It makes sense...

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 роки тому +596

      Abayas it’s Jas. Her mother is dead because of the witch

    • @arrancar5489
      @arrancar5489 4 роки тому +1001

      Like someone else mentioned, the other mother could be Robin... Sebastian's into adventure/fantasy and has purple hair.....

  • @chileshems88
    @chileshems88 5 років тому +5162

    "Everyone cheats on everyone in this town." Holy shit, that's true. It's like a goddamn soap up in the valley.

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 років тому +33

      It's true? Who else cheats on who?

    • @chileshems88
      @chileshems88 5 років тому +496

      @@yourlocalpunkposer8107 Your farmer at any time they want.

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 років тому +792

      @@chileshems88 😤😤 i take my fake video game relationship with penny very seriously what are you trying to accuse me of buddy

    • @lilyshyperfixations
      @lilyshyperfixations 5 років тому +176

      @@yourlocalpunkposer8107 I mean Penny had it going on with Sam while you were courting her (remember her 8 hearts event? ;) )

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 років тому +307

      @@lilyshyperfixations the creator of stardew valley is apparently really pissed off at people assuming that and says at that point in the relationship with the player character she no longer has feelings for Sam at all

  • @retromomose7535
    @retromomose7535 5 років тому +5552

    “I told Sebastian too he just laughed at me”
    *Wrong Sebastian never laughs.*

    • @drawer7558
      @drawer7558 4 роки тому +219

      If he literally laughed what would he look like-

    • @MillyThe_Rat
      @MillyThe_Rat 3 роки тому +216

      Sebastian makes a "hm"

    • @tangycitrus7645
      @tangycitrus7645 3 роки тому +42

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    • @st4rsz..00
      @st4rsz..00 3 роки тому +233

      He actually has a line that says “Nothing makes me smile or laugh anymore… Yes I know, I’m being dramatic.” BUT! He smiles half the time your married to him

    • @bravelittleroomba
      @bravelittleroomba 3 роки тому +57

      Yeah that line in this mod jumped out at me too as out of character for him. The mod seems to get Abigail's character well though.

  • @Endergamer-ff2qn
    @Endergamer-ff2qn 5 років тому +9687

    Caroline: stop
    DF:she never told the wizard to stop

    • @m6riiaa
      @m6riiaa 5 років тому +128

      :sob:

    • @Endergamer-ff2qn
      @Endergamer-ff2qn 5 років тому +34

      Wow over 100 like thx so much i didn't think it would get this much

    • @keo21c
      @keo21c 5 років тому +17

      Shit

    • @winnipeginstinct
      @winnipeginstinct 5 років тому +2

      Pikachuisloveandlife *763

    • @marblebongos2794
      @marblebongos2794 5 років тому +41

      Probably even told him to not stop

  • @GodfatherPuppy
    @GodfatherPuppy 5 років тому +10118

    "Juminos are harmless, but they can be harmed"
    You wanna go?

    • @corgimaster6333
      @corgimaster6333 5 років тому +414

      Picks the little thing up and yeets it into acid*

    • @Skittles0520
      @Skittles0520 5 років тому +90

      Ruh roh.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 5 років тому +61

      @@corgimaster6333 * picks the little thing up and yeets it's acid

    • @GodfatherPuppy
      @GodfatherPuppy 5 років тому +143

      @@corgimaster6333 I'll just yeet myself out of existence and I'll get my brethren

    • @corgimaster6333
      @corgimaster6333 5 років тому +14

      @@GodfatherPuppy he puts a binding spell on the creacher*sorry but quantum physics dose not allow that

  • @minniem-ms
    @minniem-ms 5 років тому +3456

    I thought the reveal was gonna be that Rasmodious was sleeping with both Caroline AND Pierre when DF saw Pierre hurrying into the woods.

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 5 років тому +363

      Same. How bad is it that I kinda wanted that to happen...???

    • @theoretical_chaos7712
      @theoretical_chaos7712 4 роки тому +350

      now THAT would be funny as hell

    • @leviphilippines5588
      @leviphilippines5588 4 роки тому +178

      DAMN I ACTUALLY WANTED THAT.

    • @ZeeManStan
      @ZeeManStan 4 роки тому +152

      Same! Especially when he was all like, "It's me.."

    • @shyre836
      @shyre836 4 роки тому +150

      Pierre's wife's boyfriend

  • @garfield5983
    @garfield5983 4 роки тому +1203

    "Pierre stop"
    "You never told the wizard to stop."
    *w h e e z e*

  • @fortysvideoarchive
    @fortysvideoarchive 4 роки тому +555

    "How long have you been standing out here, Trouble?"
    "You're the magic one, you tell me."
    "I see... you've overheard everything."
    it fits so well

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 5 років тому +9224

    "YOUR THE WORST! I TRUSTED YOU!"
    "Your husband trusted you. how do you think he feels?"
    That line was genuinely kinda badass, funny.

    • @ShinyTyranitarz
      @ShinyTyranitarz 5 років тому +35

      Wasn't that a comment you sent on one the sl1pg8rs video exactly?

    • @entothechesnautknight1762
      @entothechesnautknight1762 5 років тому +61

      ShinyTyranitarz who the fuck is that

    • @jaddywithaj
      @jaddywithaj 5 років тому +264

      not really, Pierre was fooling around with some other girl as well. What caroline did wasnt the smartest but Pierre is not innocent either.

    • @sofakingimmature
      @sofakingimmature 5 років тому +432

      @@jaddywithaj Cheating and breaking up is one thing, but getting back together and having the man believe that the child he's raising for 18+ years is his is something completely worst.

    • @scream4me253
      @scream4me253 5 років тому +5

      that line is most savage :))

  • @emberhydra
    @emberhydra 5 років тому +10778

    For being a mod. It's very convincing lore wise. It really fits

    • @kerollaynemoreira7536
      @kerollaynemoreira7536 4 роки тому +637

      i saw this on my phone so i couldn't see the full title and i was straight up googling this cause i thought it was part of the 1.4 update 😭😭😭

    • @gemtail3125
      @gemtail3125 4 роки тому +110

      Oh wow! That's one helluva mod!

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 роки тому +168

      Ember Hydra except wrong person. It’s Jas. Her mother died, because of the witch, which was wizards wife before Caroline

    • @bernarditojoselaurente7018
      @bernarditojoselaurente7018 4 роки тому +181

      @@TheSpy149 right on mate. I thought at first it was Abigail too because her hair is violet. But then Caroline told me in a line said that Abigail have a chestnut hair when she was young just like Pierre. Then that only left us with Jas.

    • @kitkat6572
      @kitkat6572 4 роки тому +19

      LIGMA BALLS but Sebastian ?-

  • @Forkez
    @Forkez 5 років тому +1869

    DF: "I should have done this on his birthday, I wasn't thinking."

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 2 роки тому +523

    Pierre: *Get's to learn that Abigail is not actually his daughter*
    Also Pierre after he learns of it: *Is AbIgAiL eVeN mY oWn DaUgHtEr?*

    • @Velvettei
      @Velvettei Рік тому

      After that he tripped on a rock and got brain damage

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 Рік тому +3

      @@Velvettei are we talking about Pierre or Goku right now?

    • @magic8girl
      @magic8girl Рік тому +11

      he aint the step father , hes the father who stepped up

    • @therm_isthebest
      @therm_isthebest Рік тому +5

      THATS WHY WHEN I GAVE HER AMETHYST SHE SAID "yum! these are my favorite"

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 Рік тому

      @@therm_isthebest Abigail kindof a kinky bish.

  • @hunterwright96
    @hunterwright96 5 років тому +622

    Pierre: "It... sure is a lot to take in all at once.."
    DF: "🎵 *That's what your wife said.~* 🎵"

  • @winnipeginstinct
    @winnipeginstinct 5 років тому +5408

    wait... hold up... your character can see the forest spirits, can have a permanent hair color, is well versed in combat, and can use magic... does that mean caroline isnt the only mistress of the wizards?

    • @nyabis8044
      @nyabis8044 5 років тому +1205

      Chris Nicho
      That’s concerning cause the player character can marry Abigail.

    • @dr.health1688
      @dr.health1688 5 років тому +571

      Despair Melody incest is wincest.

    • @haileyroberts1103
      @haileyroberts1103 5 років тому +315

      @@dr.health1688
      Incest is relative.

    • @hologeist7284
      @hologeist7284 5 років тому +595

      i'm guessing the wizard isn't the only one with magical capabilities. i mean, your grandpa visits you in spirit form... and i highly doubt that concernedape is into incest lol

    • @gottaketchamall
      @gottaketchamall 5 років тому +87

      Or you're also Caroline's child!

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 5 років тому +4447

    I feel like over time DF is slowly getting more evil and then he takes over the world.

    • @cyanl.2245
      @cyanl.2245 5 років тому +123

      Yes, but we have front seats.
      And he probably will accept us as his minions.

    • @grepgrok8735
      @grepgrok8735 5 років тому +70

      Or we can become unpaid interns

    • @madisyri957
      @madisyri957 5 років тому +2

      ...

    • @onionman500_m8
      @onionman500_m8 5 років тому +11

      @@grepgrok8735 next soviet union?

    • @adrieltinghenghui6205
      @adrieltinghenghui6205 5 років тому +2

      There's another comment like this.

  • @Firefly_serenity
    @Firefly_serenity 5 років тому +1675

    9:53 Plot twist, Pierre is also seeing the wizard!

    • @carriesmith7225
      @carriesmith7225 5 років тому +261

      Everyone wants that wizard staff.

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 років тому +189

      Guess you can say that the Wizard knows how to make a night...
      *puts on sunglasses*
      ... magical.

    • @carriesmith7225
      @carriesmith7225 5 років тому +53

      @@Midnight-Starfish *the theme song to CSI starts playing*

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 років тому +27

      @@carriesmith7225 I really wanted to put that in my comment but decided not to but I'm so glad you did that.

    • @charlotte-7700
      @charlotte-7700 5 років тому +24

      I thought that too😂 maybe they're both cheating with the wizard? 🤔😂

  • @a3u132
    @a3u132 5 років тому +770

    Rhasmodius: "may I speak"
    UA-cam: *AD TIME*

  • @requiescantenpace
    @requiescantenpace 4 роки тому +638

    "dad, you're one of the strongest people I know". He did uppercut a full grown fat man through the community center roof.

    • @omnibeta1876
      @omnibeta1876 4 роки тому +123

      At that moment, I feel like the Farmer just looked to the side and handled an extra Construction Bundle to the Junimos just to fix that Morris-shaped hole on the Community Center.

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 3 роки тому +40

      @@omnibeta1876 "God dammit, I literally just had that fixed!"

  • @alexanderbaker1883
    @alexanderbaker1883 5 років тому +2936

    "It sure is a lot to take in at once"
    "That's what your wife saiddd.."
    DF, I do enjoy watching you very much.

    • @GoLD-ec1bw
      @GoLD-ec1bw 5 років тому +18

      CrazyFishGames I appreciate your comment. Most comments like this just quote the vid and gets tons of likes. But you added dialogue and I appreciate that. Thanks for making my day stranger that 🤔I don’t know😂😅💗

    • @CallieRoseMartinsyde
      @CallieRoseMartinsyde 5 років тому +17

      I had to pause the video after that line because I was laughing so hard.

    • @damudkip2115
      @damudkip2115 5 років тому +3

      That’s what she said but it’s mairrage

    • @xcubie
      @xcubie 3 роки тому

      lol

  • @ashleysauce9867
    @ashleysauce9867 5 років тому +1327

    **makes a video about Caroline's baby daddy drama and inserts himself in said drama **
    11:57 "don't drag me into this , this is your guys' train wreck"

    • @gwyneth8306
      @gwyneth8306 2 роки тому +6

      technically he didn't want to insert himself into anyone's troubles he just wanted to watch as things burned

  • @Gerpar_
    @Gerpar_ 5 років тому +759

    "She never told the wizard to stop."
    *MY SIDES*

  • @ghost_kitsune
    @ghost_kitsune 3 роки тому +115

    Pierre: Trying to punch the wizard
    The game: *Happy music intensifies*

  • @hircinehowls6810
    @hircinehowls6810 4 роки тому +111

    “don’t worry everyone laughs at sebastian” me: i love him

  • @ledestriati
    @ledestriati 5 років тому +492

    This is getting telenovela level, and I can't believe I was extremely invested

  • @No1Uno690
    @No1Uno690 5 років тому +611

    Happy birthday Pierre! You are not the father!

  • @MartialArtsCat101
    @MartialArtsCat101 4 роки тому +102

    "I made a mistake. I shouldve done this on his birthday" LMAO

  • @emmaalbers6320
    @emmaalbers6320 4 роки тому +105

    “she never told the wizard to stop” I was sitting here thinking “what,? he didnt try to hit pierre back... OH” 😂😂😂

  • @YesImSev
    @YesImSev 5 років тому +394

    Pierre: The Wizard may have been your father, Abigail, but he wasn’t your daddy.

    • @dananaditya9347
      @dananaditya9347 4 роки тому +18

      Pierre before jumping intu the cauldron XD

    • @patton3081
      @patton3081 3 роки тому +17

      Pretty sure the farmer is Abigail's daddy

    • @Nicolas-lz6pg
      @Nicolas-lz6pg Рік тому +3

      He's Marry Poppins

  • @gamesanime268
    @gamesanime268 5 років тому +2974

    Can you please investigate the fact that Abigail says that she's pregnant during the medical visit?

  • @KiraraLalaYT
    @KiraraLalaYT 5 років тому +1687

    I feel like this totally could be canon ALSO DF is the Wizard your dad too? I mean you see Junimos too. Might need to send your dad a letter.....🤔

    • @aperson8792
      @aperson8792 5 років тому +12

      Cneuba I thought this was a mod

    • @starsstorms9918
      @starsstorms9918 5 років тому +126

      So if you marry Abigail it would be ... incest ?!? XD

    • @BlackWolf2056
      @BlackWolf2056 5 років тому

      How you put that emoji?

    • @dr.health1688
      @dr.health1688 5 років тому +49

      So basically, Potion to understand and see Junimos. It’s literally stated that’s why he can see them.

    • @GoldStarLord
      @GoldStarLord 5 років тому +35

      Kirara Lala this is a mod but the Abigail thing is most likely cannon because there is stuff like Abigail says she can’t remember the last time she dyed her hair implying it the natural color and some other stuff.

  • @mimidavies3240
    @mimidavies3240 4 роки тому +81

    14:20
    Pierre: “It sure is a lot to take in all at once.”
    Mumps: That’s what your wife said.

  • @leviphilippines5588
    @leviphilippines5588 4 роки тому +927

    Edited this just to stop any more comments :]

    • @Pocket_Crab
      @Pocket_Crab 4 роки тому +73

      That must have been a gut punch since he basically said “you are my child but you mean nothing to me”

    • @leviphilippines5588
      @leviphilippines5588 4 роки тому +7

      @@Pocket_Crab tru

    • @nightdrivenen7909
      @nightdrivenen7909 4 роки тому +39

      I don't understand this logic. This sounds more like a concept of what a Parent is compared to a Birth Giver or Baby Daddy. I don't know it just may be the fact I am a Surrogate child who was made with a Sperm Donner from a bank; that its not who gave birth to you and that it is who RAISED you that is your parents. This just sounds like Social Justice BS.
      The Wizard never raised Abigail, she may never see him as anything more than a Biological Father. Maybe someone to form a relationship too but never someone whom she will call Dad one day.
      Pierre raised her, took care of her, provided for her, taught her how to live mostly in the world. That is a true Father, one whom she most definitely will always call "Dad" even into her older years.

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 4 роки тому +15

      No. Basically, I feel like the wizard doesn't want to change Abigail's mind on who her father is. Yes, he is her biological dad. But Pierre is the one who raised and loved her. Who doted on his wife and tried to raise both of them in stable conditions. The Wizard admires that. In any other circumstance, I'm sure he would most likely take Abigail as an apprentice of some sort.

    • @Ryner435
      @Ryner435 4 роки тому +5

      Not really, but only because the milk has already spilled and spoiled looooong time ago, Abigail's an adult.
      But if this was said when she was a child....yeah, this would be rude.

  • @wilddragonflyinggames9029
    @wilddragonflyinggames9029 5 років тому +235

    "... a moment please" -disappears-
    "I think I'm in trouble"

  • @PhaethonCrafts
    @PhaethonCrafts 5 років тому +318

    What if we were wrong all together and Sebastian is the true love child? I mean, he doesn't have a dad at all. What if this is all misdirection?

    • @ladygremlin8287
      @ladygremlin8287 4 роки тому +62

      And he is dubbed "The Wizard" of the synthesizer by Sam and he role plays as a Wizard for their DnD equivalent.

    • @ThatSunflowerQueer
      @ThatSunflowerQueer 4 роки тому +42

      jas doesnt have amy parents around either

    • @basicwitewitch2308
      @basicwitewitch2308 2 роки тому +9

      Abigail, Sebastian, and Jas are all his children😅

    • @rae9510
      @rae9510 2 роки тому +7

      @@basicwitewitch2308 doesn't Abigail have a crush on Sebastian tho....ᵃˡᵃᵇᵃᵐᵃ

    • @basicwitewitch2308
      @basicwitewitch2308 2 роки тому

      @@rae9510 oh god I’m from Alabama 😂

  • @KenzupForReal
    @KenzupForReal 5 років тому +98

    caroline: abigail is not your daughter
    DF: (Happy) SURPRISE!!
    me: death by laughter

  • @adroit4104
    @adroit4104 5 років тому +42

    “Dad, I know it’s confusing”
    DF: no this isn’t your dad, that’s your dad. This one is Pierre

  • @RedStrongDwarf
    @RedStrongDwarf 3 роки тому +25

    Best part here is "you never told the wizard to stop"
    11:05

  • @lorcanhowell
    @lorcanhowell 5 років тому +180

    This channel is the sole reason I haven't gave up on humanity

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 років тому +6

      haven't GIVEN up on humanity.

    • @muffin8473
      @muffin8473 5 років тому +4

      @@lePirateMan Did you really have to correct them?

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 років тому +3

      Nope

    • @muffin8473
      @muffin8473 5 років тому +2

      @@lePirateMan Then why did you?

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 років тому +4

      Because I did

  • @cheerioanimations
    @cheerioanimations 5 років тому +158

    This whole video had me screaming “DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE!”

  • @dangerous_tumor3
    @dangerous_tumor3 5 років тому +101

    Remember how there was that clipping of a newspaper that said “Owners of (I forget the name) farm murd-?” There was another clipping up in the top right of the house.

    • @ladygremlin8287
      @ladygremlin8287 4 роки тому +8

      yeah but its not actually that interesting. I married Sophia and the story is eh

  • @jart1984
    @jart1984 5 років тому +21

    12:26 "no no no, that's not your father, he's your father, that is Pierre.." 😂👌

  • @mane8063
    @mane8063 4 роки тому +46

    Cheating on someone who's cheated on you might not be the best reaction, but honestly, Pierre has absolutely no right to complain :D

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 2 роки тому

      Why it's not the best reaction? Cheat and breakup if somebody's betraying you, there is 100% justified reason

    • @gwyneth8306
      @gwyneth8306 2 роки тому +6

      @@cyntdestroyer69xd i think "breakup and cheat" is better, as it's no longer cheating in that case

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 2 роки тому +1

      @@gwyneth8306 I don't see a reason why eye for an eye is a bad thing - it's totally fair to me

    • @lord23_80
      @lord23_80 2 роки тому

      @@cyntdestroyer69xd once you enter a sewer , you would not be able to consider yourself clean. if things like that happen to you rather than doing the same thing your partner did , please breakup first and 'SEARCH' for a better man rather than sleeping with random people. your partner will be labelled dick sucking slut , or a shitass ducking bastard [depending on the gender] but please remember who YOU are. you are not a cheating asshole or a dick sucking slut. don't go and act like one. believe me when i tell you your life will take a wayyyyyyyyyyyyy darker turn if you take the path of 'CHEAT AND BREAKUP' because after that even you won't be able to consider yourself innocent in public. I dont understand the current generation at all. i mean find a suitable partner damn it! don't just go out there and date any random dude or dudett [i dont know if that is actually a word] and most of all dont lose your virginity to anyone except the person with whom you are going to spend your life with. this will help you to stay away from the shitty buggies in the society. believe me when i say looks doesnt matter at all in the society , it didnt matter for a long lonnnnnnng time . A good looking guy can be a rapist and a beautiful woman can be a full on slut. so be on guard everytime you want to date a person or are dating a person. Heart is a fragile thing. keep it safe . dont let other people break it as it might take a very long time to fix or might actuallt get so damaged, it might be impossible to heal at all........

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 2 роки тому

      He absolutely does have every right to complain though.
      Cheating vs. cheating is one thing, but literally cuckolding the guy and then hiding that from him until there's no chance of doing that anymore?
      Pierre shouldn't have tried to _punch_ the wizard, he should've gone for a *shotgun instead* and then set the entire tower on fire when he was done.

  • @kippythegamer6161
    @kippythegamer6161 5 років тому +109

    Abigail : Sorry Dad-
    DF : *No the wizard is your dad not Pierre*

  • @khfangirl1
    @khfangirl1 5 років тому +74

    “She never told the wizard to stop”
    NOOOO THATS ENOUGH THAT WAS TOO FAR 😂😂😂😂

  • @mrvampirehollie
    @mrvampirehollie 5 років тому +95

    Stardew valley should actually get dlc or an in game mod menu

    • @NeonRahkshi
      @NeonRahkshi 4 роки тому +2

      something like tmodloader is to terraria perhaps?

    • @JCarey1988
      @JCarey1988 3 роки тому +2

      SVE deserves official DLC status.

  • @wovendogsocks7618
    @wovendogsocks7618 3 роки тому +38

    I dont get how he makes jokes without laughing at himself, im currently dying of laughter

  • @emily-xi3em
    @emily-xi3em 5 років тому +25

    Abigail: 'She even forbids me to go near the tower, I never understood why.'
    DF: 'That's probably because when she went near the tower she ended up with you.' Had me dying 😂💀

  • @juggymad7938
    @juggymad7938 5 років тому +40

    Omg I never thought we'd still be blessed with SDV content. It's been raining foragers for weeks.

  • @SuperSkyhorse
    @SuperSkyhorse 5 років тому +23

    When Abigail, Caroline and the Wizard talked about keeping it a secret, the first thing that came to my mind was the song Secret by The Pierces, specifically the sentence "two can keep a secret if one of them is dead". I have a feeling that after telling DF any secret, this sentence becomes true.
    Btw, the way the wizard talked, according to caroline, that "one of the children are his", it sounded way too much like the wizard wasn't getting it on with just Caroline.

  • @katy4523
    @katy4523 5 років тому +28

    I went on to Nexus to find some new SV mods and found this one. When I got it installed I finally realized which mod you were using in the previous video and got so excited. I'm still working on going through all the content, but it's amazing!

  • @sunilpermaul7876
    @sunilpermaul7876 5 років тому +35

    Pierre is going to need more "stash" to deal with this.

  • @okami-chan9772
    @okami-chan9772 3 роки тому +15

    So that explains her constantly winning during the Easter egg hunts...

  • @speedys.6545
    @speedys.6545 5 років тому +49

    Best part of the whole video is when he say "That's what your wife said" at 14:21 lol lmfao I'm dying because of it

  • @danieljames1868
    @danieljames1868 5 років тому +31

    "May I speak?"
    DF: "Mmmmmm-"
    UA-cam: [Ad time!]

  • @melisa_moore
    @melisa_moore 5 років тому +62

    Ahhhh I love it when people make mods for our theories. Well, facts in this case.

  • @beemiles
    @beemiles 4 роки тому +4

    10:45
    The cheery music kicking up, as this family is falling apart-

  • @terreliv
    @terreliv 3 роки тому +5

    12:05 It's short for "Monsieur", or a typo of "Mr." The question is, should there be an R, or no period

  • @gumblemutt3495
    @gumblemutt3495 5 років тому +123

    The highlight of this mod is the lack of improper grammar!

  • @hukarasan
    @hukarasan 5 років тому +94

    Ye, and I cant stress this enough , haW

  • @dranelnosmas5511
    @dranelnosmas5511 5 років тому +117

    Your sadism never seizes to amaze me.

  • @nekodacat
    @nekodacat 5 років тому +15

    DF in every video: I AM GREAT IN KEEPING SCRECT
    Sec later:LISTEN, I GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT MISTAKE U HAVE MADE

  • @goldenex9741
    @goldenex9741 5 років тому +60

    "This town would be full of random kids..."
    Scariest... dialogue... ever... X'D

  • @scarm7129
    @scarm7129 5 років тому +97

    I'm ready for the wizard to be yeeted out of his castle. Actually no. Yeet pierre out instead.

    • @Munden04
      @Munden04 5 років тому +14

      Yeet them both out of existence.

  • @hanindhira
    @hanindhira 5 років тому +48

    "this look likes fun"
    I feel the boredom

    • @BambiCambi
      @BambiCambi 5 років тому

      Ah.
      .... "This looks like fun" owo... I dunno if he said what you said or not but it disturbed me

    • @hanindhira
      @hanindhira 5 років тому

      @@BambiCambi he said it in the beginning when he showed the table outside that have food or im being delusional at 2am

    • @RinrinFran
      @RinrinFran 5 років тому

      lo..look likes...????
      GRAMMAR NAZI SELF INTENSIFYING FURTHER!!!

  • @witchyjaycee
    @witchyjaycee 5 років тому +16

    "Not you. Never you."
    I lost it.

  • @brookeholmes1458
    @brookeholmes1458 4 роки тому +6

    8:47 don't drink strange drinks from wizards
    Me: but u drank a strange drink from a wizard that make floating trees pop up on your screan

  • @gamingwarlord9184
    @gamingwarlord9184 4 роки тому +14

    When he said "Aww i shoulda done this on his birthday i wasnt thinking" i started dying

  • @scullydanax
    @scullydanax 5 років тому +63

    Is there any mods that reveal the green witch's history with the wizard? 😂

  • @Nanamowa
    @Nanamowa 5 років тому +18

    Wizard: "May I speak?"
    UA-cam: *plays ad*

  • @OsamaNajar
    @OsamaNajar 5 років тому +132

    To be honest
    i like all of you'r content
    But i love Stardew valley content ..
    i've played this game for 192hours
    and i quit but i still see your videos on it
    Keep it up bro :D

    • @FinrodFelagund5
      @FinrodFelagund5 5 років тому +3

      Only 192 hours, huh? ;)

    • @DeadDemonDude
      @DeadDemonDude 5 років тому +4

      I don't know why, but this brings me some comfort after finally returning to Stardew Valley, almost a year after I stopped playing, when I reached 384 hours. I have constantly watched his videos though even through my hiatus away from the valley.. Never give up on Stardew Valley!

    • @jacobrose4972
      @jacobrose4972 5 років тому +10

      I think the reason his Stardew Valley content is better than other content is the nature of the game. This game contains a lot of wholesome dialogue and DF is great at twisting it in unexpected hilarious ways.

    • @christinegermundson4286
      @christinegermundson4286 5 років тому +1

      I'm at 400+ hours and I'm nowhere near ready to give it up 😂

  • @open-rhythm
    @open-rhythm 2 роки тому +4

    8:00 uhh. Caroline? I need to tell you something important…
    See that cow up there? It’s a witness.
    So destroy the evidence.

  • @MrThejuanoxize
    @MrThejuanoxize 4 роки тому +4

    11:02
    Pierre is about to punch rasmodius
    *rasmodius teleport*
    Rasmodius: nothing personal kid

  • @CosmicDreams13
    @CosmicDreams13 5 років тому +14

    ooh! Sweet a new video and mod to possibly test out! Love ya vids

  • @foxxwars1593
    @foxxwars1593 4 роки тому +14

    "Look at me I'm so good at sneaking up on people with my giant glowing radius. Youd never know I was there by the sun that's emitting from me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pingpongofoz2267
    @pingpongofoz2267 3 роки тому +9

    “Pierre STOP!” “You never told the wizard to stop.” I freaking died omgggg!

  • @venusbabixo
    @venusbabixo 4 роки тому +1

    i was having a bad day/night and your commentary made me hold in my laugh at 3am lol

  • @hasgames3231
    @hasgames3231 5 років тому +10

    13:00 "may I speak."
    "Mmm"
    To be continued

  • @buddyart-
    @buddyart- 5 років тому +23

    *put a hands together* perfect my plan has gone well

  • @abi21891
    @abi21891 5 років тому +15

    "It sure is a lot to take in all at once."
    tHaT's WhAt YoUr WiFe SaId...
    I died lol

  • @BlackCover95
    @BlackCover95 2 роки тому +6

    16:46 Either that or the Wizard wiped his memory.

  • @lady_miia9345
    @lady_miia9345 5 років тому +7

    16:58 husband just found out his daughter ain't his ,may not be the best idea to have him cook dinner

  • @rileysherrard
    @rileysherrard 3 роки тому +1

    I love how there is all these cutscenes and then the background music is so upbeat

  • @cryinginnihongo
    @cryinginnihongo 5 років тому +16

    Caroline: He comforted me and gave me words of wisdom
    DF: if that’s what you wanna call it.

  • @strawrat4669
    @strawrat4669 5 років тому +7

    DF's Voice With His Roasts Makes This The Best Channel Ever XD

  • @winterwitch8914
    @winterwitch8914 5 років тому +4

    "I should have done this on his birthday, I wasn't thinking."
    I have subscribed

  • @yakobsoulstorm5187
    @yakobsoulstorm5187 5 років тому +2

    I like how during the entire confrontation with the Wizard there's the relaxing and happy gameplay music.

  • @Freebo63
    @Freebo63 4 роки тому

    Ok I’ve just binge watched all your episodes, and you sir have earned my subscription

  • @paytons.1828
    @paytons.1828 5 років тому +10

    Caroline: I still don’t know if I should tell pierre or Abigail.
    DF: don’t worry yourself about it. I’ll tell them both!
    Moments later...
    Well time to tell them!😂😂

  • @M3GANR053
    @M3GANR053 4 роки тому +8

    "And if we're really lucky..."
    *sees old man still alive
    "...Nope"

  • @xedgelord75x65
    @xedgelord75x65 5 місяців тому +3

    i always thought that the wizards daughter was caroline, not abigail. the wizards is hinted to be much much older than anyone else in the valley, so his idea of recent might be different from ours, he still sees adults as kids from his perspective of time. and about the hair, caroline expresses her disdain about abigail dyeing her hair, but so does caroline, she dyes is green. i think that purple is caroline’s natural color, and because of that, she doesn’t like it when abigail dyes it purple because it can bring up suspicion. the witch, the wizards ex wife, is known to be extremely vengeful, and if she does find out who the bastard child of the wizard is, she will definitely take them out. caroline knows she is the daughter, and that’s why she is scared, she didn’t cheat, she’s the product of such action. this can be supported by caroline making her trips to the wizards tower, but just standing outside and never going in. caroline isn’t unfaithful, she’s fearful for her life and her daughters.

    • @yesthatmousyiris4887
      @yesthatmousyiris4887 5 місяців тому +1

      Ooooh I like that, that could be a good idea for a story and a good plot twist I'm planning to learn start writing fanfiction again is it ok if I use your comment to write down the story ideas?

  • @randypants0072
    @randypants0072 5 років тому +786

    DF as Pierre: "This is a lot to take in at once"
    DF as self: "That's what your wife said"
    Me: Laughing head off.
    DF you savage man.

    • @lilyw5246
      @lilyw5246 5 років тому +1

      how about those apples lmfao

  • @TYLX99
    @TYLX99 27 днів тому +1

    I saw this video when it first came out, got back into stardew valley years later, divorced Hailey to marry Abigail because I remembered this video, maxed friendship with Pierre, Caroline and The Wizard, only to find out it was a mod.

  • @kiwi5534
    @kiwi5534 4 роки тому +3

    I love how DF's outro is just 'ok bye.' Really quickly

  • @Willowpaw14
    @Willowpaw14 5 років тому +7

    Abigail: "Dad..."
    DF: "No no no no, HE's your Dad, this isn't your Dad, this is Pierre."

  • @stampedebuffalozz2024
    @stampedebuffalozz2024 4 роки тому +5

    Pierre: *learns child is not his*
    Pierre: *gets mad at person she cheated with, not the person that cheated*

    • @mico5536
      @mico5536 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, poor writing. Caroline should have been yeeted

  • @FIer
    @FIer 5 років тому +25

    Could you make a tutorial which explains how to download exactly this mod

    • @ashleywinn1208
      @ashleywinn1208 5 років тому +3

      BE S there’s plenty of UA-cam videos about how to download mods

  • @MrPankeru
    @MrPankeru 5 років тому

    Your commentaries are the best man! keep it up...

  • @Blossemfall
    @Blossemfall 5 років тому

    Omg I absolutely love this. Both your attitude and voice. Amazing.