The mayor should have new dialogue when you marry more than two people. "We're gathered here today...blah blah... y'all heard this three days ago. You two can do whatever, you're married...for now"
I have a feeling this is act Lewis is eternally single, he knows you'll just divorce him and steal mayor title, then Joja HQ will move in and all the jobs will be outsourced. Knew you were a Joja spy
@@scubasteve6175 yeah lol when i first start the game i dont actually care about autumn and season i make up to 2000g and i spend it all in potato then spring come all my crop died and that's how i became a lumberjack,fisherman(it's hard im frustated),miner and explorer also an artifact collector to cover up my loss!!
@@KTWhatsup that for sure you can't marry a willy but you can suck on one and that one of my all best times but that ship has sailed and now its game over just live what ever life to live
me : married w shane Shane 14 hearts event : drinking soda and tries to explain to me that he leaved the alchool alex 14 hearts event : shAnE iS aLchooLiC
If you're over the age of 12 but still can't differentiate 'your' with 'you're' and 'then' with 'than', you literally are a fat clown and please stay in school or get your IQ checked. Cause what you're doing is spreading this stupid misspelling with the internet and with even more clownass people
See my beloved grandparents? I married the fool for a day or so and got us guys a sports room and 50k extra for myself! I'm not a failure... PLZ BELIEVE ME! GRANDMA? GRANDPA?! No don't abandon me like my parents did!
The luck ring you get from the secret note is definitely overpowered, I had a bad luck day, went to the mines, killed a slime and got my first prismatic shard
I would love it if there was a divorce event that happened if you divorced everyone after the events happen and they literally take all your money and distroy the house causing you to have to live in a tent that sits on the ruins of your burned down house. Then you have to reset there memories before you rebuild your house at Robin's or else they will come back and destroy it again. It cost 1000000 to rebuild the house, 1.66x the amount it took to divorce all of them.
I wish every spouse had a bedroom-redesign event and a turn-Gus's-backroom-into-something-cool event. I want my boy Seb to turn our bedroom into Hot Topic and the Saloon's backroom into a mini-rave room or something.
Okay but did anyone else cry whenever they heard the music Sam made for his 14 heart event? And did anyone else get close to tears to the beauty that was Elliott’s piano playing? Just asking for a friend.
"you spent 5,000 to make wheels happy?" Lol died laughing, tbh I enjoy watching DF with Alex the best; Alex is too oblivious to be offended, and his endless dumb shinanigans are just great joke set ups lol.
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“I’m not so upset about this kids show anymore” “Me either, because it’s going to get you out of my house.” This sounds eerily like my last breakup lmfaoooo
Daanng, the snark is heavy with this one! OMG. DF outdid himself today. I was laughing so freaking hard I had to stop this video several times to just appreciate the cutting retorts to the game dialogue. Epic vid, as usual!
He skippd the second part of Seb's 14 heart event. The second half is the next day and he adds a terarium and you have a short conversation about the frog and it's futue friend that appears the next morning.
honestly Elliot has the best heart event. (i have only married and dated elliot) but watching df's vids i'd say he has the best life tbh (especially with me heheh)
Person 1: Have you been married to Mumps? Person 2: Yeah, and he was such a jerk! Person 1: I was married to him for 5 hours! What about you? Person 2: :O Lucky! I was married to him for 2 hours!
The mayor should have new dialogue when you marry more than two people. "We're gathered here today...blah blah... y'all heard this three days ago. You two can do whatever, you're married...for now"
M Davis That would be genius and hilarious.
Modders get on this
You forgot "we'll meet again in 3 days here"
Mod title: Another One Bites the Dust
This name is quite fitting
This should be added
Henry the 8th: I have the most ex-spouses.
DF: *Hold my divorce papers*
Im the 100 like
Axel The Alpha DF hasn’t beheaded anyone yet so Henry’s doing better than him lol
Madison Smith Keyword “yet”
@@madison3408 it's Df. We dont know what he does in his spare time.
Don’t lose your head!
Just imagine if there was another newcomer. “And that’s the town bastard.”
ah. there he is. a bastard.
Let’s jump him
nah Mumps is just linus mixed with shane and rich
@@thewizard5291 yep, and as respected as Mayor Lewis...
@@theapexsurvivor9538 lol
I'm looking forward to him installing the mods to marry everyone you can't normally marry, so eventually nobody turns up for the wedding
Not even Lewis xD
yes
That’s messed up because you can marry everyone at the same time
But the jas and the kids tho
@@markerpen642 A voice behind his door : FBI! open up!
Sebastian's event has a part 2. The end result is he replaces his game table with a frog pen, and you'll randomly see between 0 and 2 frogs in it.
He has frog grandchildren
Wow
He kidnaps frogs?!? Hold up
Cryptic Ladd no he didnt
@@oya0ya man iz a joke
“he spent $5,000 to make wheels happy?”
I actually died
wait you died
@@countingwithjerold hurray
@@wanderlingsapling1434 wait is he true?
@@countingwithjerold it's a saying
@@wanderlingsapling1434 i know but is he true 😳😳
Mayor Lewis: Ah shit, here we go again
I have a feeling this is act Lewis is eternally single, he knows you'll just divorce him and steal mayor title, then Joja HQ will move in and all the jobs will be outsourced. Knew you were a Joja spy
@@nickmoney The player did use to work at Joja...
@@WasatchWind we need game theorist to make video about stardew valley
imagine being married for longer than a video
Omg
For some of us, the sad truth is that it's just impossible.
Is that even a thing?!
Do not speak of that!
:O this hasn't been done since 1989!!
Df the type of a guy that complains that he gave his husband 5k gold to make a sport room but doesnt mind spending 50k gold to divorce him lol
Divorcing spouses is money well spent. Giving a spouse 5000 gold just to create a tv is money wasted
Lol so true
we gotta think about how the currency is actually worth. you can buy a large salad for 350 gold from gus, so it's probably realistic honestly
@@scubasteve6175 yeah lol when i first start the game i dont actually care about autumn and season i make up to 2000g and i spend it all in potato then spring come all my crop died and that's how i became a lumberjack,fisherman(it's hard im frustated),miner and explorer also an artifact collector to cover up my loss!!
@MysticalKO filling in divorce papers…
"You're the closest we have to a pirate"
Willie: Am I a joke to you?
gferrol118 you can’t marry willy
@@KTWhatsup well I wanna get rid of my Willy so why would I marry it?
@@KTWhatsup that for sure you can't marry a willy but you can suck on one and that one of my all best times but that ship has sailed and now its game over just live what ever life to live
I don’t really get what you mean
@@KTWhatsup it a silly dick joke you don't get you one day get it maybe
me : married w shane
Shane 14 hearts event : drinking soda and tries to explain to me that he leaved the alchool
alex 14 hearts event : shAnE iS aLchooLiC
Yeh that bit wasnt funny. I mean mock the recovering alcoholic why don't you.
lemurkat its only game y u mad
lemurkat if you divorce him he goes back to drinking... it's super sad ):
@@AuroraLaurialis oh noes
@@AuroraLaurialis OMG WHAT im saaaad
"speaking of drunken mistakes, where is shane today?" this is horrible but IM CRYIINGNGNG
"We have a joint bank account"
Oh that's really cool, so where's the money you put into this account?
When ConcernedApe make changes to the dating and marriage system in Stawdew, he always making them with DF in mind.
Just realising that george need to climb up stairs to enter the saloon...
Good thing his arms still work
(0-0)
@@kirb612 Yo 🤣🤣
LMAO
I love how you roast every single npc you see.
In respect to your 666 likes I won't like.
but know I spiritually liked this comment
*when you’re married to DF and last for more then a day*
TheDarkCrafter everyone claps
I get to hear his voice for en entire day in person
Worth it
*Luck has increased to 100*
If you're over the age of 12 but still can't differentiate 'your' with 'you're' and 'then' with 'than', you literally are a fat clown and please stay in school or get your IQ checked. Cause what you're doing is spreading this stupid misspelling with the internet and with even more clownass people
when you’re correcting people’s grammar when they make a joke.
Shane: “i’m not in such a dark place anymore”
DF: “yeah let me help u with that…”
“Oh, that should be easy for you.”
“But you are quite stupid.”
He’s really just tearing my man Sam apart
Ikr?
Alex: can i borrow 5k?
DF: what are you, the fish in my pond?
XD
What are you leaving?
See my beloved grandparents? I married the fool for a day or so and got us guys a sports room and 50k extra for myself! I'm not a failure... PLZ BELIEVE ME! GRANDMA? GRANDPA?! No don't abandon me like my parents did!
XD LOL "I'm only giving 5k to a shop, not a fish pond!"
Shizuko Rose KTK Lol right? This guys has the best comebacks.
@@Finish303 Haley was actually his girlfrin
Stardew Valley: How many people do you want to divorce?
DF: *Yes*
YES
Krobus has a 14 heart event 8pm at the beach.
omg what happens
Well now...
The luck ring you get from the secret note is definitely overpowered, I had a bad luck day, went to the mines, killed a slime and got my first prismatic shard
Is this from elliot for his event or no
Elliot's week event is so sweet. He's an adorable idiot. His letters are cute. Underrated spouse.
10/10 would marry again
Ikr lol
i love his personality and heart events but gah dang does he remind me of old romance novel cover fabio
Does sugar pay the bills?
yes very underrated. I totally did not divorce him cause he kept talking about books 😅
"I trust you." "Thats how you ended up in this mess in the first place :)" after all you gave him all those soggy newspapers to read in bed.
Sam: "I've been thinking..."
DF: *"dont do that"*
come on though, Sams cuteness went through the roof with this update
Are his eyes blue or green though?
I mean I never liked him tbh but I can see the appeal after this
I liked his personality. I was tied between him and another character, his bedroom heart event sold me on him. Working on getting baby two now :D
Alyssa Mew hows it going, 9 months later?
Sam and Alex are boring. Shane best boy
I thought the music from Sam’s event was the actual song at first and I was kind of concerned the kids loved it
What, because kids can't love metal? XD
3:03
Sebastian saying he’s hungry...given what you’re looking at, we can assume the little vampire smoked and got the munchies again.
He smokes cigarettes...
@@slappydickhappy1520 Not just cigarettes according to Robin...
@@slappydickhappy1520 it's crack
@@thicc6979 Emo crack
He hits the bong
"If you come back with magic beans, I swear to god"
“He’s our new son!”
“Huh. Yeah, he definitely has your nose.”
DID...
DID DF JUST GET ROASTED BY BITEY
"Wow, sounds great. Almost made me wish I had my music turned on."
As a person who plays spotify in the background, I felt that.
I would love it if there was a divorce event that happened if you divorced everyone after the events happen and they literally take all your money and distroy the house causing you to have to live in a tent that sits on the ruins of your burned down house. Then you have to reset there memories before you rebuild your house at Robin's or else they will come back and destroy it again.
It cost 1000000 to rebuild the house, 1.66x the amount it took to divorce all of them.
unlocking hard mode with vandalism and higher shop prices (or lower crop gains) by making the town hate you... Ape, are you taking notes here?
j
I'll just be like linus and say "I live in a tent by choice" as im right beside the ashes that were once my home
@@swaggiefroggie6040 That is what happened to Linus… I see….
honestly i dont think you should do that to someones house that they got from their dead grandpa because of a divorce
Shane is my spouse in Stardew and seeing you divorce him broke my heart 😭😭 he's such a sweetheart after you marry him.
last time i was this early he was still married to his first wife hailey
I love that DF doesn't usually laugh at things in the game, but harvey's event is what did it
"Why don't you get your mustache on that too." ... that's what she said
"Can you get these kids out of my house before I turn them into doves?"
"We spent 5,000 to make Wheels happy, OKAY." IM DYING
I can imagine Mayor Lewis when he arrives for the third time saying, “Wow, back already? Who are we marrying next?”
DF: WE?
actually that gives me an idea
I wish every spouse had a bedroom-redesign event and a turn-Gus's-backroom-into-something-cool event. I want my boy Seb to turn our bedroom into Hot Topic and the Saloon's backroom into a mini-rave room or something.
"I have to my bills are almost 50k a day"
I lost it at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you that early that he haven’t even divorced anyone yet
R/ihadastroke
@@cumcold1341 r/foundthemobileuser
Ember11681 r/ihavereddit
r/shutthehellupnoteverythingthatyouseeisrelatedtoreddit
I'm dating Alex and once we get married I am NEVER letting him go.
"we made a monument for her murder? I killed like six thousand people, nobody ever makes me a statue.."
Me:*dying of laughter*
Real talk though, what was that statue?
@@keyholes you have to marry Abigail and get her 14 heart event
killed 6,001 people now.
stardew update:
DF: time to make the town hate me again
"And your sunny disposition on life" killed me. I love Sebastian
There's a newcomer...
DF: Oops, I must have missed one along the way. Let's get this over with.
That Elliot buzz cut nightmare, feels like a Samson and Delilah reference
I like how in Stardew Valley LGBT weddings are normal and irl they chase you for months
Okay but did anyone else cry whenever they heard the music Sam made for his 14 heart event? And did anyone else get close to tears to the beauty that was Elliott’s piano playing?
Just asking for a friend.
Sams music made me so emotional when i got to that point, sometimes i play it and then get emotional again😭😭
Me: How many times have u divorce people in Stardew Valley?
DF: Will you remember how many breads have you eat in your life?
Your next line is "Is that a JoJo reference?". That's the one!
Is that a JoJo refer- huh?!?
Orions The Gamer If you are looking for your brass knuckles, they are in your back pocket!
r/suddenlyjojo
Elliot's marriage event came up the same week my character was about to have a baby. I was like, how dare you.
His last Stardew Valley's video in 2 years... Miss you, DF...
When are we getting the mumps% speedrun category where you need to divorce everyone as quickly as possible
Ohohoho no one can go faster than mumps....
"Dont worry about that family you abandoned" that line delivery was GOLD, you have earned a subscriber
To Alex: "You're the closest thing to a pirate in this game"
Elliott with an actual boat: "Am I a joke to you?"
Hey Mumps I’ve been thinking
“Don’t do that”
God your comedies so bizarre but great
Df: And your about as close to a pirate as we have hear in starred valley (refers to Alex).
Willy: Do I mean nothing to you?
Df: Yes, yes you do.
*you're* *here* *stardew*
***you're ***here ***stardew
0:55 "What are you, one of my fish ponds?"
Poor thing his foots all mangled!
It’s probably Abigail, she’s been on a thing lately
that made me fucking choke
"Don't. Touch. *My tractor."*
DF, 2019
_the real question is why Abigail got a statue for killing a slime but you don't get a statue for accidentally blowing up a million monsters_
I can't get over the fact that DF told Sebastian that the frog had his sunny disposition on life
DF: **Marry's everyone and divorces them days later leaving them depressed**
everyone in the town: "He's the perfect Specimen! A marvel of mankind!"
"do you think it's a coincidence that your name is basically Shame" 😂😂
"Don't worry Shane, no one cares anyways."
-and that's how Shane became depressed-
Hey DF my IRL wife left me
So ya wanna multiplayer for a bit so you can add me to your divorce list too?
Yikes.
@@andyjet2000 LMAO I know
Lol rip
cursed
im sorry man
Next video:
Remarriing everyone
And divorcing
Cody Yates and marriing again
@@justanothergirlwithamustac2880 the cycle goes on
the whole sebastian/frog thing has a second part where he replaces that game thingy with something for the frog
"It hits the farm some times" made me laugh for some reason. Good work on these great videos
Dangerously, there is a pretty OP change in 1.4, now cabins can also have a cellar!!!! I would love to see a video on it
For a while there I was wondering why Alex thought "Mumps" was an acceptable pet name to call your spouse.
So sweet, calling someone a saliva disease!
With all those divorces you’d think the town would improve its infrastructure but nah mayor Lewis keep making them golden statues
"you spent 5,000 to make wheels happy?" Lol died laughing, tbh I enjoy watching DF with Alex the best; Alex is too oblivious to be offended, and his endless dumb shinanigans are just great joke set ups lol.
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When Vincent and Jas watched the junimo on TV, I immediately thought to myself, "Hey, do you know what a prismatic shard is?"
Aww... Sam’s heart event is so sweet! Even DF’s cynicism couldn’t put a damper on it for me.
"It's hard to look away from a trainwreck." Omggggg
DF: where is shane?
Shane is literally right there 🤦🏽♂️
“I’m not so upset about this kids show anymore”
“Me either, because it’s going to get you out of my house.”
This sounds eerily like my last breakup lmfaoooo
6:27 Set the speed to 0.25. You'll thank me later!
I can’t breathe I’m dying from laughter
😭😭😭💀
OMFG IM DYING
XD suuure shane
Time to expose Shane
"I'd bet he'd go great on rice" 😂😂😂
You never cease to entertain.
Ahhh this brings me back to the first vid I watched of you being caught dating the entire town
Poor Robin. Building rooms for all the Spouses and then destroying them shortly after.
Daanng, the snark is heavy with this one! OMG. DF outdid himself today. I was laughing so freaking hard I had to stop this video several times to just appreciate the cutting retorts to the game dialogue.
Epic vid, as usual!
Sebastian’s 14 heart event you need to wait a couple days for the frog container to show up where sensation’s stuff is.
Ok but Sam’s heart event is so cute 🥺
Why is his voice so soothing? Lol I'm sick and was watching his completionist playlist and fell asleep for like 4 hours as it played. 😂
10:54 , DF says ''Your gonna eat this whole damn thing and I'm gonna watch you.'' Me: (Laughing for HOURS strait)
I love your Stardew videos so much, you sadistic monster. XD
"the urge"
He skippd the second part of Seb's 14 heart event. The second half is the next day and he adds a terarium and you have a short conversation about the frog and it's futue friend that appears the next morning.
Me: *sees new notification*
*immediately taps*
Same
Thank you for doing Stardew Valley videos again~~!
honestly Elliot has the best heart event. (i have only married and dated elliot) but watching df's vids i'd say he has the best life tbh (especially with me heheh)
Alex didn't even bother to buy a couch for that mancave with that 5,000 gold. What a musclehead.
5:50 holy shit bro you killed him
Person 1: Have you been married to Mumps?
Person 2: Yeah, and he was such a jerk!
Person 1: I was married to him for 5 hours! What about you?
Person 2: :O Lucky! I was married to him for 2 hours!
After a lot of replay, Alex and Penny are still my favourites NPC.