The Dirty Abigail Mod - Stardew Valley

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • Abigail has a new hobby in front of her webcam. This mod adds some new dialogue where she talks about her new lifestyle. It varies at different heart levels and seasons. I couldn't manage to make it all trigger but I got what I could! This one was a lot of fun to play with. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
    Original Mod - www.nexusmods....
    Unofficial Patched Version - community.play...

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  • @nigou7550
    @nigou7550 5 років тому +9817

    Df: *is concerned about Abigail and her dirty dialogoue*
    Also Df: *grinds up an entire town and turns them into seeds*

  • @DangerouslyFunny
    @DangerouslyFunny  5 років тому +4092

    I couldn't make a lot of the dialogue trigger, but I did manage to scrape enough together for a video.

    • @Jmak
      @Jmak 5 років тому +30

      Oof

    • @kiwilynn43
      @kiwilynn43 5 років тому +28

      DangerouslyFunny Hello! I love your content so much! Keep doing what you’re doing

    • @sisterspot111
      @sisterspot111 5 років тому +20

      Don't worry about it. Every stardew Valley video is the best

    • @redpandasquad0870
      @redpandasquad0870 5 років тому +4

      Hello!!!

    • @pumpkinlol7853
      @pumpkinlol7853 5 років тому +3

      Hello

  • @marcury4137
    @marcury4137 3 роки тому +305

    Sebastian was never working on his computer. He was just tier 3 subbed to Abigail.

  • @redershades
    @redershades 5 років тому +8176

    *ATLEAST THAT MAKES THE CRABS FEEL AT HOME*

    • @yungtobiii
      @yungtobiii 5 років тому +264

      S o a n n o y i n g .

    • @d-swagg9683
      @d-swagg9683 4 роки тому +131

      This line got me good. 😂

    • @Thewilddthing
      @Thewilddthing 4 роки тому +30

      Lmao

    • @KityCrylics
      @KityCrylics 4 роки тому +59

      I screamed lmfao

    • @draessw
      @draessw 4 роки тому +55

      And now I will never pick up a rainbow shell again.

  • @couch_enthusiast8915
    @couch_enthusiast8915 5 років тому +12071

    I just realised we have no clue whether you are wearing clothes or not while recording and we can never prove it.

    • @alyssaduong6485
      @alyssaduong6485 5 років тому +357

      Couch Enthusiast unless he does a webcam of his whole body

    • @Jas-sy9mc
      @Jas-sy9mc 5 років тому +581

      I got scared reading that

    • @ashleyplayz3914
      @ashleyplayz3914 5 років тому +112

      Or unless You do a vid with him,but I don’t think he would be naked then...
      I’m gonna go

    • @yukiko5819
      @yukiko5819 5 років тому +101

      i-
      w h y

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +56

      @@Jas-sy9mc i felt that.

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 5 років тому +7209

    _Now Im worried that I’m listening to a Canadian guy talking without clothes_

    • @mandiopan3302
      @mandiopan3302 5 років тому +24

      TheInkNinja Yeah

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 5 років тому +215

      Wait he is Canadian?! And I thought Ryan Renolds was the evil spawn of there

    • @idiotbanana107
      @idiotbanana107 5 років тому +170

      What canadian. I thought canadians are good people

    • @tenkoshimura1146
      @tenkoshimura1146 5 років тому +14

      Exactly 😂

    • @mookooy
      @mookooy 5 років тому +115

      @@Santeneal Cannada keeps so nice by focusing all there evil in a few people DF picks up Renold's slack when he is shooting movies.

  • @bizzbell7246
    @bizzbell7246 5 років тому +6862

    Now all we need is dirty Pam mod.
    Actually no need, she’s already a filthy troll.

    • @kendrickstock4363
      @kendrickstock4363 5 років тому +233

      Considering Pam, calling her a filthy troll would be a compliment .

    •  5 років тому +80

      @@kendrickstock4363 The troll at high hrothgar runs when it sees pam aproaching.

    • @Kurachi84
      @Kurachi84 5 років тому +12

      **bathroom**

    • @Nuna444_
      @Nuna444_ 5 років тому +6

      Ruuude lol 😝

    • @connorolive5970
      @connorolive5970 5 років тому +16

      Mauro Molinero I don’t blame it, i think the dragons flying around would go back into the ground if they saw her

  • @sumilacra
    @sumilacra 5 років тому +2222

    *watches random clip of Clint **5:08*
    DF: Ive never noticed your blue eyes
    Me: OMG HE HAS BLUE EY-

  • @luminoustorus548
    @luminoustorus548 2 роки тому +307

    DF: why do you never leave your house?
    Abigail: _goes on and on about her nude escapades in the fields, beaches, and graveyards_

  • @Aphyphy
    @Aphyphy 5 років тому +2184

    Your *father*
    /zooms in on plant/
    Is over there

  • @Thieverpedia
    @Thieverpedia 5 років тому +3004

    "I went to the beach last night, after dark...now there's sand all up in there"
    "Well, at least that'll make all the crabs feel at home."
    I don't normally quote, but that was savage! XD

  • @Kingdeathtrooper
    @Kingdeathtrooper 5 років тому +4015

    In surprised there's no questions from her asking if you grow cucumbers

    • @Ultimaximus
      @Ultimaximus 5 років тому +472

      There's actually a line for Wednesday in Fall that says "Do you ever grow any long veggies? I sure could use one!"

    • @shyjellyfish2920
      @shyjellyfish2920 5 років тому +100

      Or eggplants♡

    • @peebz-342
      @peebz-342 4 роки тому +15

      Lateralusticus
      O.o

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User 4 роки тому +32

      Phoebe Stevens oof eggplants sound painful

    • @alliesaurus3783
      @alliesaurus3783 3 роки тому +5

      @@Wired_User umm

  • @dalia7861
    @dalia7861 5 років тому +103

    The fact that this mod seems so natural for Abigail to be a cam girl

  • @effacalorie
    @effacalorie 3 роки тому +82

    Getting rejected at the flower dance and then resorting to complimenting Clint was the funniest six seconds I've ever seen on this game

  • @brotaytohpotato4272
    @brotaytohpotato4272 3 роки тому +58

    When Abigail said she sees herself becoming a farmer I remember someone in the comments saying something along the lines of
    “With all the hoeing your doing it’s not hard to see why”

  • @heaveyguner0139
    @heaveyguner0139 5 років тому +96

    "I never noticed your blue eyes" while dead ass staring at Clint, I fuckin lost it

  • @dontrueblood4938
    @dontrueblood4938 5 років тому +824

    dirty Sebastion mod with the mumps mod oh sweet mother of the desperate holy water

    • @maxilz9447
      @maxilz9447 4 роки тому +41

      sweet mother of gray

    • @naboo0252
      @naboo0252 4 роки тому +35

      thats what I was thinking, its a need omg

    • @rustik0
      @rustik0 2 роки тому +4

      dirty sebastian mod hes playing rpg with you and the roleplay is actually in a sex dungeon

  • @yangi5051
    @yangi5051 4 роки тому +153

    It hurts me with how everyone shit talks Sebastian because he's my favorite villager but all the jokes and rude comments are 100% true :')

  • @notSpiritsend
    @notSpiritsend 5 років тому +973

    “At least the crabs will feel at home”. This is why I subbed to this channel

    • @jello9849
      @jello9849 5 років тому +11

      Nic Wilson soon after, “Alright dirtbag, give me something interesting”

  • @Kenitix
    @Kenitix 5 років тому +188

    “Or would you rather just have me show you my - “

    • @derpyking7976
      @derpyking7976 4 роки тому +1

      Soooo gross

    • @alliesaurus3783
      @alliesaurus3783 3 роки тому +4

      My dirty mind: 👁👄👁

    • @nuka-cetylene323
      @nuka-cetylene323 3 роки тому +23

      "-LEGO Millenium Falcon."
      There we go. I fixed it.

    • @name_unkn0wn
      @name_unkn0wn 2 роки тому +4

      @@nuka-cetylene323
      "-Panzerfraust which Germans used to make Denmark surrender in 6 hours."
      Hey, atleast it has to something with LEGO land.

  • @josephjackson4312
    @josephjackson4312 5 років тому +175

    Has any modder tried looking into removing the limit of how many times you can talk to a villager per day? I feel a video like this would be made much easier if it were possible.

  • @Pixel-di1zp
    @Pixel-di1zp 5 років тому +478

    Someone should make a mod that replaces the trash bin on the GUI with Pam’s face.

  • @MrMatthias
    @MrMatthias 3 роки тому +237

    The video as a whole had plenty of laughs, but there was something particularly hilarious about seeing Vincent walk up to you while you were holding a Mega Bomb at 8:40

    • @mysteroni2651
      @mysteroni2651 2 роки тому +2

      Guess you could call it Little Boy

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 2 роки тому +6

      "Hey kid! Wanna play catch?"

  • @cheshire7413
    @cheshire7413 5 років тому +1382

    “Summer’s here, it’s not really my favorite season
    And you’re not really my favorite person”
    My favorite line xD

  • @paradox7313
    @paradox7313 5 років тому +268

    WhAt ArE YoU DoInG HeRe?
    LoOkInG fOr A bOoTy CaLl?

    • @Hummingb1rd
      @Hummingb1rd 3 роки тому

      Wow it's been 2 years and it has 237 likes and I'm the first reply?

    • @name_unkn0wn
      @name_unkn0wn 2 роки тому +1

      @@Hummingb1rd
      I mean, what are going to comment 9n a comment like this one?

    • @Hummingb1rd
      @Hummingb1rd 2 роки тому

      @@name_unkn0wn I have no idea actually

  • @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106
    @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 5 років тому +429

    Y'know she was weird enough already she didn't really need this

  • @Willowpaw14
    @Willowpaw14 5 років тому +330

    "...I handled the whole town just fine, thanks." Gets me every time!

  • @woomyrune
    @woomyrune 4 роки тому +35

    8:40
    Nobody gonna talk about him holding a mega bomb as Vincent approaches? Lmao

  • @CreeperFino
    @CreeperFino 5 років тому +55

    6:05 "Now there's sand all up in there..." "Well, at least it will make the crabs feel at home"
    I'M DEAD

  • @henrycantwell6137
    @henrycantwell6137 5 років тому +39

    DF: "Oh, you're a vlogger!"
    The mind of DF at 4:01: oh, you're THAT kind of vlogger.

  • @WanderingJellyfish_0081
    @WanderingJellyfish_0081 5 років тому +168

    I wanted the parents dialogue to change in reaction to hers.

  • @Kudeshka
    @Kudeshka 5 років тому +42

    I do not have the mod but she told me she was daydreaming about me and I am already married in the game so I guess she and her mother are not that different.

  • @ThSadomasohista
    @ThSadomasohista 5 років тому +245

    This implies she wasn't Dirty beforehand.
    And yes, I did capitalise the D in Dirty. Figure out the reason yourself.

    • @sammmsational
      @sammmsational 5 років тому +23

      I actually dont get it

    • @stanleywojcicki2000
      @stanleywojcicki2000 5 років тому +8

      @@sammmsational Her real name is Dirty not Abigail

    • @the8-bitwolf690
      @the8-bitwolf690 5 років тому +38

      Why the fuck you have got some guys from boku no piko whit moustaches as the profile immage??? Why? Oh btw don't ask me how i know about them...

    • @xutaes8015
      @xutaes8015 5 років тому +3

      @@stanleywojcicki2000 what??? Really???

    • @Mashamazzi
      @Mashamazzi 5 років тому +3

      @@the8-bitwolf690 how do you know about them?

  • @zooted_420
    @zooted_420 3 роки тому +30

    I was watching intently but he fucking got me at “I never noticed your blue eyes” poor clint BAHHAHAHA

  • @Mimerneos
    @Mimerneos 5 років тому +8

    I LOL'ed at 2:16 "I enjoy filming in the field" "oh that's funny that's the same thing I do"

  • @mikhailmcmorrow6440
    @mikhailmcmorrow6440 5 років тому +14

    Honestly that crabs joke might be the funniest shit I've heard in this year so far

  • @Evan-ys2ig
    @Evan-ys2ig 5 років тому +15

    Loving this fast paced content flow keep it up DF!

  • @tiffanyzhu9587
    @tiffanyzhu9587 5 років тому +76

    this mod is gonna get D E M O N E T I Z E D

  • @CursedMoistMan690
    @CursedMoistMan690 5 років тому +11

    "At least that would make the crabs feel at home" this is literally my favorite youtuber now

  • @wizwony
    @wizwony 4 роки тому +9

    Abigail is aggressive without a mod, she keeps giving me bombs

  • @TrueLucinova
    @TrueLucinova 2 роки тому +6

    Yaknow, I'm almost surprised how close most of these are to her actual dialogue; I guess that was the idea, to keep her in-character, so they modified stuff she says normally for the most part

  • @simpforrantaro7833
    @simpforrantaro7833 4 роки тому +13

    DUDE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT 9:20 WHEN YOU THREW HER UNDERWEAR IN THE WATER XD

  • @KiraraLalaYT
    @KiraraLalaYT 5 років тому +133

    I love that you did this one..... 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @m.b8259
    @m.b8259 4 роки тому +7

    Abigail: Now there's sand all up in there
    DF: At least the crabs will feel at home.
    ROFFLLLLLL

  • @kelloniusprime8638
    @kelloniusprime8638 5 років тому +9

    "It's not stalking if your friends"
    -DangerouslyFunny

  • @MsAlyssaB1
    @MsAlyssaB1 5 років тому +9

    "Guess we'll just move into winter"
    Stands in front of child with bomb!

  • @chaithevillain3680
    @chaithevillain3680 5 років тому +7

    6:10 🤭 that comeback he had lmaooo

    • @Scottsterd
      @Scottsterd Рік тому +2

      That was out of pocket bro 😂

  • @reeth4629
    @reeth4629 5 років тому +16

    “Have you tried not sucking?” 😂

  • @dracotheshadowphoenix
    @dracotheshadowphoenix 5 років тому +6

    10:02 well...she thinks you "rock"
    badum tss

  • @AshzieWasTaken
    @AshzieWasTaken 5 років тому +6

    * I t ' S n O t S t A l K i N g I f Y o U r F r I e N d S *
    Theres no telling when mumps will stop stalking

  • @eryn..0_o325
    @eryn..0_o325 4 роки тому +5

    “Was it about the time with the things in the caves?”
    -DangerouslyFunny

  • @wastedwizard5112
    @wastedwizard5112 5 років тому +3

    6:09 "There's sand all up in there"
    "well, at least the crabs will feel at home"
    I fucking can't. Never stop making content

  • @robgoblin9803
    @robgoblin9803 2 роки тому +1

    Your voice reminds me of Caboose from red vs blue. That earned my respect. Tha ks

  • @gabe6090
    @gabe6090 4 роки тому +7

    The amount of disrespect he dishes out the more I grow to love him

  • @Cloak_N_Dagger
    @Cloak_N_Dagger 5 років тому +8

    This entire video can be summed up as "Your waifu is SHIT!"
    Abigail was always my first choice, so I feel low-key attacked.

  • @cloudiskies8578
    @cloudiskies8578 3 роки тому +5

    DF being a farmer: "I'll ask a farmer if I ever meet one"
    **Leaves**

  • @EchoTracker
    @EchoTracker 4 роки тому +1

    I don't how the transition to winter showed him holding a bomb and a child walking towards him...

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 5 років тому +22

    *w h a t t h e f u c k*

  • @girlwhat4878
    @girlwhat4878 5 років тому +2

    I love this new editing, keep up the good work DF!

  • @hirokokueh3541
    @hirokokueh3541 5 років тому +27

    4:48 "or, do I?" (Vsauce bass music playing

  • @ryanwakebradtelle8682
    @ryanwakebradtelle8682 5 років тому +13

    Abigail was already best girl, but now

  • @Flowerchild_-rk8ur
    @Flowerchild_-rk8ur 5 років тому +7

    Mumps:I wear clothes while filming
    Mumps 2 seconds later:*or do i*

  • @xxanaxxnairnair2065
    @xxanaxxnairnair2065 3 роки тому

    You came up on my recommended a lot, i didnt expect this to be the first vid i watch of you.
    And find it incredibly fascinating.

  • @Jmak
    @Jmak 5 років тому +61

    Abigail best girl

    • @balmadina363
      @balmadina363 5 років тому

      Jmak wiener

    • @brodun_
      @brodun_ 5 років тому

      When is forward areial tier list

    • @beet662
      @beet662 5 років тому

      Alright bröther

  • @cryoforce5379
    @cryoforce5379 5 років тому +48

    how long do you think it will be before this gets demonitized

    • @Mashamazzi
      @Mashamazzi 5 років тому +3

      It wont have a higher chance than "normal" content

    • @itzg.i.g.1256
      @itzg.i.g.1256 4 роки тому +1

      Still monetized to this day

    • @iceslime118
      @iceslime118 3 роки тому

      @@itzg.i.g.1256 Still monetized to this day, day.

  • @winterwitch8914
    @winterwitch8914 5 років тому +5

    "At least that makes 're crabs feel at home."
    Is there such things as soulmates?

  • @aishalee696
    @aishalee696 5 років тому +5

    “Oh that’s funny, that’s exactly what I do!”
    THAT KILLED ME

  • @angelicoe9540
    @angelicoe9540 5 років тому +7

    4:24 / 4:23
    "Do you ever hang out at the cemetery? It's a peaceful place to play with yourself in public"
    "I am growing more concerned about you by the day, but yes I do"

  • @clubpirana
    @clubpirana 5 років тому +2

    6:51 You, NewMumps...playing innocent but actually wanting every dialogue!

  • @drchromatic9114
    @drchromatic9114 3 роки тому +5

    9:11
    Oh god

  • @mocha8323
    @mocha8323 Рік тому +1

    *I think I already knew what I was gonna get into by the title*

  • @AJBeeby
    @AJBeeby 3 роки тому +3

    Df: “ya she’s a vlogger”
    bless your clean soul

  • @isaac_thebindingof
    @isaac_thebindingof 4 роки тому +1

    DF:well i havent showered in three months
    Me: Seriously? Those numbers are insultingly low.

  • @meru8348
    @meru8348 5 років тому +15

    How could u ruin my sweet innocent Abigail like that 😡

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 4 роки тому

    I freaking love your Stardew Valley videos. No one as such amazing commentary on this game. No one. :D

  • @kokodjamba6657
    @kokodjamba6657 2 роки тому +2

    3:42 She has but later found out it doesnt bring much of auditory

  • @ScorpFOZ
    @ScorpFOZ 5 років тому +1

    From the thumbnail I thought she was just going to yell profanity at you every time you talked to her XD

  • @kodak1479
    @kodak1479 4 роки тому +2

    "oh that's funny, that's the same thing I do" I spit out my drink when I heard you say that.

  • @mabinty4944
    @mabinty4944 5 років тому +10

    I’m now realizing that Lewd Farm was the best possible name for... this.

  • @trollington777
    @trollington777 3 роки тому +2

    Your voice is actually relaxing :D

  • @Teagan_nguyen
    @Teagan_nguyen 5 років тому +5

    Jeez you have a mod for everything

  • @snowxhalo2232
    @snowxhalo2232 4 роки тому +1

    Abigail just walked past my farm... should I be worried on what she was doing on my farm!

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 років тому +2

    "I could find a better wife, I know that much"
    [Throws away gift rock]

  • @claudiastammer5645
    @claudiastammer5645 5 років тому +1

    i love your voice lol, it soothes my anxiety! + i love all stardew valley content.

  • @tealeaf6146
    @tealeaf6146 5 років тому +7

    I kinda want a Shane version of this

  • @batt_luvs
    @batt_luvs 8 місяців тому +1

    “At least the crabs will feel at home” I SCREAMED

  • @glitchability404
    @glitchability404 3 роки тому +3

    8:09 i laugh at this so hard bro

  • @guestaccount7795
    @guestaccount7795 4 роки тому +1

    Mumps: It's always raining here
    Me: WELCOME TO ENGLAND

  • @DevrajWasHere
    @DevrajWasHere 5 років тому +1

    Didn’t realise you still uploaded, rn I’m trying to do the community centre challenge in one year with wilderness farm and mushroom cave

  • @junai3618
    @junai3618 5 років тому +4

    Hey DF, do you know that grove of trees behind the blacksmiths? If you go to the far right fence you can get into the fenced off area. If you go as far left as you can go, then as far up, and turn to the left there’s this little box. If you put a Super Cucumber in that box, you get this weird looking statue

    • @trendisty6160
      @trendisty6160 5 років тому

      He made a video on that like a year ago

    • @x_xmalo
      @x_xmalo 5 років тому

      Everyone knows this dude

  • @kando1223
    @kando1223 3 роки тому +1

    "Well i guess we'll move into winter" he says while holding a giant bomb over his head in front of one of the youngest people in the village

  • @unknownscreations9188
    @unknownscreations9188 5 років тому +28

    D-did he actually say "thanks for watching"??

  • @ghastfear78
    @ghastfear78 2 роки тому

    These videos never get old I mean like who doesn't want to see a guy roasting every fucking NPC in stardew valley

  • @cryptic1487
    @cryptic1487 5 років тому +5

    i should be going to sleep. well played.

  • @Rainbow-eb9wh
    @Rainbow-eb9wh 4 роки тому +1

    "It's not stalking if you're friends" -My entire friend group

  • @plutokitty3386
    @plutokitty3386 3 роки тому +12

    Abigail: "I went to the beach last night after dark... now there's sand all up in there..."
    DF: "Well at least that'll make the crabs feel at home."
    I spat out my drink-

  • @hughjorgen1051
    @hughjorgen1051 5 років тому +1

    More entertaining than actually playing. Love it!

  • @brandonlgl
    @brandonlgl 3 роки тому +3

    0:41 I died inside watching this

  • @ygbot1767
    @ygbot1767 4 роки тому +1

    DF: Blogger
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