Half Life 3 Is Real
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- Video: • The Half-Life 3 Leaks ...
Channel: @TylerMcVicker1
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The Half life 3 situation is crazy
The Half life 3 situacion is over
The Half life 3 scenario is bonkers
The samblindao5421 situation is crazy
Npc
Nahhhhh bruh ain't way shit crazy
Half Life 3 will release before Darkwood, Petscop 2, and GTA VI. What a timeline we’ve been living in.
And before Deltarune Chapter 3
@@neblicia2039😐
@@neblicia2039Your opinion but no one is gonna care for that. Like the game I won’t shit on you I am not a jerk.
@@neblicia2039 chapter 3 is apparently getting a good amount of progress though, also i think ch 3 & 4 release together which is a big bonus !
I don't think Half Life 3 coming out earlier than GTA6 is remotely surprising given the difference in sheer scope between the series.
"i swear half-life 3 leaks happen every.... uh oh" the moment he realized 💀
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Blud thinks his role in hunt down the freeman 2 is an official half life project and he is gaslighted into thinking he has connections with gaben.
first schizo comment and counting
Yeeeaaahhh totally to do with that and not the fact that Pyro covers tons of source related games and content and was told about deadlock years before it was announced, hes totally not a well renowned figured in the space of valve games or anything... oh wait.
No, you're just dumb and don't know anything. I've known of Pyro since 2016; he likes the source engine, I like the source engine, we're all fans of source engine games here
he definitely wasnt employed by valve lol
Blud is just yappin to yap, meaning u
3:50 I believe what Pyro meant by that gesture is that Valve employees are fellow fart sniffers and he used to do ERP with them
Not only do I think you're right but I also like to think that means his TF2 fat mod was made in house by valve
that was my exact assumption too
Do they all enter a sealed room and smell each others farts?
lmao true
No it means he did the snow dog challenge. Gabe explained it's when you snort coke off a turd or something. (Some might get the reference)
Only the slopmaster can turn an 8 minute video into a 30 minute video
That's pretty tame for him
i lost all respect on the lethal company video (hidden lore of lethal company) 10 mins of lore 50 mins of explaining gameplay
googler andy
Asmond may have him beat in this regard
I was 14 when I played half life 1....
I'm 40 now...
oldhead
average pyro viewer
I'm only slightly younger but same
youngest pyro viewer
or are you here for them actual viewers?
damn unc
dude cant even let the video play for 5 second's before getting distracted
pyrocynical has reached his magnum opus in slopping. He literally paused the video every 5 seconds💀
Only pyro can make an 8 minute video stretch to half an hour by filling it up with donos and sideplots and slop
THAT'S MY UA-camR
Bravo Sloppocynical
sideslops
GTA 6 before half-life 3
That's like a race where the lowest will win kinda shit
@@Tvdoni hamburger
@@huntjetsoncheeseburger
@@Stopitreacts96 barbeque bacon burger
@@Pinkcircleguywith large fries
>how do you have connections with valve
>points at nose
what did he mean by this? is he sponsored by the merchants guild?
It's a gesture used to convey that you're in the know about something covert
I learned it when I was watching Netflix's Archer
@@Enterprise. I somehow learned this as a child, dunno where, somehow forgot, and the Archer reference made the memory rush back.
It was definitely from HDTF right?
@@derangedfreackingtwistedps5048well that wasn’t an official valve thing
he does blow at valve christmas parties god you lot are dense
bro wasn't even paying attention to the video 70% of the time
8 minute video turned in 30 minute video ACTUAL FARMER
Dude
He snorts attention deficit what did you expect
Half Life 3 releasing before Half Life 2 VR but the AI is self aware
that is actually crazy
wayneradio sucks 👍
@@4zy1why?
@@4zy1 bruh he does not suck :\
*slanders beloved creator*
*refuses to elaborate*
*leaves*
Gorgeous feetman when he’s at aura boris:
Not everyone should have free speech
@@skyr3xapert siense
he combine gorgeous freeman and hlvrai....................
now your gonna have to make a main channel video titled "Half Life 3 2"
Half-Life 32 coming summer 3025
Half Life 3: The Second
I honestly hope that valve reaches out to the developers from entropy zero 2 and hires them to somehow make the game canon in the main series. Entropy zero 2 was so good that I genuinely feel that valve should incorporate its story into half life 3 and consider hiring the team like what they did with their other popular games
Half Life 2: Episode 2 - Part 2
Brothers adhd and addiction to yapping turned an 8 minute watch into over 30
Not even a second into the video and he paused
Did Pyro really not listen to the video so hard he's reacting, that he thought Tyler's "don't target/signalboost the VA" was about Tyler himself?
"8 minute andy" says the guy narrating the 8 minute long stream highlight
3:51 HE SOLD THEM COCAINE
i don't think thats very honest to judge's tyler content's quality when you are unable to properly watch his video without interrupting every 10 seconds with constent subject changes. it misrepresents his work and it's really not cool
He's British slopman ofc he's gonna stop every sec but yeah you're right lol
It's to keep pyro's content transformative. It would be worse if he essentially re-uploaded that guy's video, barely saying a word
@@infsm27 i understand that but you can't go like "oh yeah this guy is so much hated (whilst showing a dislike ratio that isn't representitive of anything) and his hl3 isn't very consistent", and then like not listening to half of the video where he litterally explained that he is caught up by the situation and he is making this video to let ppl know this is real and that he will a have a more consistent video later on.
he is misrepresenting him and if you want to react to someone you should have the decicy to actually be interstead by the video in question otherwise you are just trying to draining someone's else momentum and honstly this is kinda how it feels in this video
@@infsm27 you can do that whilst paying attention to the video
hey can someone reupload this but cut all the times pyro pauses the video every 5 seconds to yap for 30 seconds straight? thanks.
hey it's spyro
@@theshapeshifter0330the best spyro
@@4zy1 I like his evil version better
@@theshapeshifter0330fair
this is actually unwatchable, pauses every 4 seconds to read chat, go on some useless tangent, and pause for donos this is the biggest slop farm ive ever seen
Half Life 3 might be dropping before Petscop 2. This is a major milestone in human history.
Technically Deadlock is still not announced
Remember: stim responsibly
2:28 Half Life 3 & Deadlock
He was saying outside of deadlock. There is another AR or VR game. Probably F-Stop
First 30 seconds
> Gets dono telling him to look at leaks
> Doesn't believe leaks are real like everyone else
> Believes its bait and looks it up
> Within 3 seconds of seeing the news he just stops
"Uhoh."
This feels like I’m going through a schizophrenic adhd brain trying to watch a 8 minute video but getting sidetracked by the voices in his head.
slop lord give me slop
You fools, valve is obviously finally working on the heavy update .
Pyro trying not to pause the video under a min challenge
8 minute original, 30 minute reaction, nothing of substance said. Peak slop
2:52 it got disliked to hell bc it was an ad
I love how pyro couldn’t even calculate his own birthday… he says he’s 27 but he said in 2007 (release of half-life two episode two) he was 7 years old… if he was born in 2000 he would be 24 now 😭😂
only pyro could turn an 8 minute video into a 30 minute video while not reacting or paying attention to it
Watching these lately is hell. Bro never stops yapping.
I like that 90% of this video, he isn't even reacting to the video he's just talking to chat....
'they arent vr games, at least one of them isnt' did pyro just nonchalantly confirm the deckard?
30 min on a 8 min vid is crazy
i can't believe chat makes donations so funny that pyro laughs before they play
Me reading the title:
🎵"Can we get much higher?"🎵
🤖
@@RisingSol Fam what?
15:01 bro being a lil too honest 💀🗣️
for everyone to skip the yap the actual reaction starts at 5:12
Thank you kind stranger. Have a medal 🥇
ty
Danke.
yap god
He's still yapping and pausing even after tha lmao
“the half life situation had a shockingly good ending…”
Justice for mystical ✊
W scammer
Remove the space between "is" and "real" and that shall reveal the next locale in the half life universe
I don't want to even imagine what kind of mods Pyro has installed for Fallout😭
this video felt like watching two hours of content because of the amount of pauses
With current Valve, it's either going to be extremely mediocre or a masterpiece
i dont know, half life alyx was great.
it better be a masterpiece since it's been 20 years hl2 💀
@@johngrimm3837and HL2 ended on such a cliffhanger
@@water6006retconned
@@water6006still on par with half life 2
Gordon Freeman situation is insane
If they actually made it, I think this would be the last thing Valve ever make.
They need to even show how G-man really is, lay it out everything. Leave no ties and perhaps give it a definitive end.
pyro turns 9 minute video into half an hour
imagine a new (insert a colour) box, deadlock, portal 3, hl3 holy fuck would that be a banger
We're gonna get Team Fortress 3 and a ray tracing update to portal 2. Mark my words. No HL3 ever.
wait... why did they not mention that it says ''grenadestate'' in the files, this basically confirms that it's an FPS game
Two-tier policing in UK aside, has anyone decided to just reupload Pyro videos with all the adhd cutaways trimmed out to make them watchable?
Pyro making 30 minute content out of the 8 minute video
Here's my game theory: we know from zesty jesus that the workshop is basically a monopoly of furries that valve allows to make slop, one of those furries probably gave Gaben sloppy toppy and that furry told pyro that valve are making games
And then it goes full meta and that said furry was Pyro himself.
sloppy slop slop slop
I love how this video is about Half Life but he spends 80% of the video paused not talking about Half Life
Did y'all know that Gordon Freeman made an appearance in Warframe?
0:28 "Uh oh"
Since when did pyro start saying "what the skibidi" 💀💀
1:22 THATS SHEPARD YES PLZ
I can’t believe pyrocynical released the half life 3 beta
7:99 pyro reloading his headphones 💀
bro he said he wanted to scale the videos back after Darkwood and i was like aw man i like the longer videos and then this man said it's gonna be 10 HOURS LIKE HUH?!?!?!?
Bro turned 8 min video Into a 30min long slop
He's slowly turning into Asmongold
can't believe they're making hunt down the freeman canon
We getting New Californian Republic before half life 3
Slop for the piggies
Yapacynical is that kind of guy who will manage to watch a 8 minute video in 30 minutes
hunt down the freeman is def cannon to half life bruh
making a 30 min video for a 8 min video, i'm proud of you my slop queen
you click bait me - i take ur scalp
a fair trade
I didn't expect Pyro to slander TylerMcvicker
The game will indeed follow from the events after Hunt Down The Freeman.
the dark destroyer does a pub quiz at the old crown in brum every year
he really thought we wouldnt notice the administrator inflation in the other tab 😭🙏.
That things already fat as shit
HUH?!?!?!
If hes 27 now, how tf could he have been 7 in 2007? What is bro on about, dont know your own age?
he niall
The funniest part of this situation might be how if the stars align and half life 3 somehow against all odds is created pyro will have to make a new episode also called half life 3
feed me slop like a baby bird
Markimoo give me milk
thumbnail is taken from the final hours of half life alyx btw
it takes 30 minutes to watch a 8 minute video T-T
After 28495824 years, Valve finally learned about the number 3 👏
The Image of Gordon in the artic in the intro is from a Fan-made trailer of a concept of HL3.
It's not made by Valve lol. It's just a fan concept.
It gets officially announced “Half Life Alyx Episode 1”
'reolads headphones'
This is the first time i watch a video from him, why does he get distracted by everything.
Marc Laidlaw literally had a mental breakdown and posted the episode 3 story. Not half life 3. HL3 was in development after Marc left. He came back to work on HLA I think so hopefully he works on the new HLA.
11 minutes in, 2 minutes of the actual video watched, ignored 30% of it because of chat and tts
hasnt he said he was going to make darkwood for like 4 years now. pyro darkwood is the new half life 3
we know exact amount of money valve makes, it got released on latest lawsuit
Their 2023 revenue is 13 billion dollars and their operating profit was 7 billion dollars with 60% operating margin
hi
Video 8 minutes and bro talking for 22 MINUTES
1:00 Pyro turns into NPC Streamer
I got ADHD watching this video
1:47 While i do love extremely long videos, i fully understand that 2 hour videos are more suitable