The Armstrong and Miller Show | Olden Days Musician Sings "Gonna Take You To A Gay Bar"

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  • @pauljackson1029
    @pauljackson1029 10 місяців тому +126

    I've lost track how many times I have watched this and it is still hilarious

    • @DeshonMorgan-rt3hz
      @DeshonMorgan-rt3hz День тому

      Lol im watching this at 27, after first seeing it at maybe 12 or 13

  • @mattjackson9859
    @mattjackson9859 Рік тому +109

    I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet... but your great-great-great-grandkids are gonna love it...

  • @neofox.
    @neofox. 6 років тому +397

    "YOU SIR" ...lmao

  • @victoriaevans3481
    @victoriaevans3481 Рік тому +169

    Brilliant!
    Can we just stop and admire how well a pianist Alexander Armstrong is?!! He's bloody good.

    • @jacobleetaylor
      @jacobleetaylor Рік тому +12

      Classically trained

    • @lordeden2732
      @lordeden2732 Рік тому +2

      How well?

    • @Dunk1970
      @Dunk1970 Рік тому +26

      @@lordeden2732 To be fair, he didn't seem to be unwell. Well, not until the lady struck him with a silver tray.

    • @tomwelsh989
      @tomwelsh989 11 місяців тому

      Classically 😉​@@lordeden2732

    • @klaxoncow
      @klaxoncow 6 місяців тому +7

      @@jacobleetaylor Classically trained. At the gay bar.
      Also learnt how to play the piano as well.

  • @mattbland2380
    @mattbland2380 3 роки тому +187

    They definitely should have done more of these. I'd like to see them eventually getting into it. Having Armstrong and Miller back for a new series would be great.

    • @kimgrattage2395
      @kimgrattage2395 День тому

      First time I've ever seen this, I was always working when it used to be on, Absolutely hilarious. Crie laughing when woman fainted when he sang I want to put in you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ALAH13
    @ALAH13 4 роки тому +263

    "All that was left was his top hat and silk scarf the rest was just dust."
    That line makes me piss myself laughing every time.

    • @samuelholmes3696
      @samuelholmes3696 3 роки тому +33

      Kind of makes you want to hear the rest of THAT story, doesn't it?

    • @satireisnotdead5804
      @satireisnotdead5804 3 роки тому +18

      @@samuelholmes3696 All of the anecdotes sound pretty wild to be fair

    • @ID-8491
      @ID-8491 2 роки тому +17

      @@satireisnotdead5804 Drinking the 12 shots of absinthe and trying to swim the channel.

    • @samuelholmes3696
      @samuelholmes3696 2 роки тому +16

      @@satireisnotdead5804 definitely! I want to hear more about the guy who was hypnotised into believing he was a steam locomotive!

    • @satireisnotdead5804
      @satireisnotdead5804 2 роки тому +7

      @@samuelholmes3696 I want to know how he entirety of a man's being is reduced to dust, but his top-hat and scarf remained un-spoiled

  • @jameretief8327
    @jameretief8327 4 роки тому +91

    The way the party is just talking casually about horrible unusual deaths is a skit in itself.

  • @jamestinsley3110
    @jamestinsley3110 5 років тому +214

    The juxtaposition of the guests talking about horrible things that have happened to people nonchalantly getting horrified by the music and lyrics is hilarious!

  • @zhongwenren
    @zhongwenren 3 роки тому +65

    Just for reference here are the songs and the parts featured in the skit. 1st song Mouse T - Horny (around 50 seconds in), 2nd song is Ride on Time - Black Box (around 1minute 50 seconds in), 3rd song is Gay Bar - Electric Six (the whole song)

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 2 роки тому +6

      That would be 'Mousse' rather than 'Mouse'.
      The whole name of the act for that song is specifically 'Mousse T. feat. Hot 'n' Juicy'.

  • @mxgirl918
    @mxgirl918 Рік тому +28

    I always loved the Armstrong & Miller skits in which they juxtaposed the 21st century with some other era. Like this Victorian pianist playing modern songs that completely go against Victorian era sensibilities, cavemen doing job interviews, posh RAF pilots talking like modern teenage girls, etc

  • @marklamley3826
    @marklamley3826 4 роки тому +86

    There aren't many comedy sketches that reduce me to hysterical laughter but this is 1. Even though you know where its going it somehow becomes even more funny

  • @rockawaydatasystems4294
    @rockawaydatasystems4294 Рік тому +38

    Even after hundreds of views, this is still my go-to video for whenever anything makes me angry or sad - and it still never fails 😆

  • @jonnydarkfang2816
    @jonnydarkfang2816 7 років тому +118

    Started watching this everytime it appears in my feed. Which of course makes it appear more often. Still love it though, I'm gonna have to rewatch the whole show again!

    • @Jalkoth
      @Jalkoth 7 років тому +4

      Same here

    • @johnhewlett4872
      @johnhewlett4872 6 років тому +7

      Me too! I wish they had done more of these sketches :)

  • @LOVEDAVEGAHAN
    @LOVEDAVEGAHAN 3 роки тому +46

    I wish Armstrong & Miller would do more together......it's way overdue!

  • @smok4101
    @smok4101 7 місяців тому +7

    His reactions to the audience are spot on. I could watch this over and over. Such perfect timing.

  • @jeffreystewart9809
    @jeffreystewart9809 2 роки тому +23

    This is how my musical mind works. All it takes its a single note. 🤣

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe 10 місяців тому +5

    I envy anyone who can casually play a musical instrument like that

  • @jamesfish18
    @jamesfish18 2 роки тому +11

    We need more of this, it quite often has me in tears

  • @rio_reds
    @rio_reds Рік тому +11

    0:06 is the woman in the centre Martha Howe-Douglas?? I swear Jim Howick appears straight after as well.
    Edit: Just watched the rest and yes, yes it is. Absolutely wild to see some of the Horrible Histories cast 1. In other sketches and 2. Separated from the rest of them.

  • @historygrad7493
    @historygrad7493 Рік тому +11

    I keep watching this and laugh just as hard as the first time I saw it. 😂 It always cheers me up.

  • @thefifthhorseman555
    @thefifthhorseman555 2 роки тому +22

    Seen this hundreds of times still makes me laugh

  • @thehumancrayon3264
    @thehumancrayon3264 6 років тому +48

    Many have claimed to have been born too late. Some are obviously born too early.

  • @juanfilipwinifred
    @juanfilipwinifred 3 роки тому +12

    “All that was left was his top hat and his silk scarf, the rest was just dust”

  • @kingdarkem
    @kingdarkem Рік тому +6

    The fact that they are probably snorting powdered mummy remains during this and get mortified by the music is comedy gold...

  • @WolfTheMartin
    @WolfTheMartin 4 роки тому +17

    absolute joy... such a great show before its time

  • @Electricshrock
    @Electricshrock 2 роки тому +12

    Even in that context, the chords from Ride On Time sound great.

  • @ledichang9708
    @ledichang9708 6 років тому +111

    It's so weird to see Jim and Martha from Horrible Histories in the background.

    • @weirdTedE91
      @weirdTedE91 4 роки тому +5

      And the woman that hits him with the tray at the end is April from IT Crowd in the episode where Jen breaks the "internet."

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +2

      He should just grow that moustache, it really works

    • @machina4279
      @machina4279 3 роки тому +2

      @@weirdTedE91 Lucy Montgomery. An absolute queen.

    • @Ulron1
      @Ulron1 6 місяців тому +2

      @@weirdTedE91 Ah yes, the one from Iran.

    • @garyw370
      @garyw370 5 місяців тому +1

      Pat & Lady Button from 'Ghosts'...!

  • @thomascassidy8347
    @thomascassidy8347 4 роки тому +10

    Simply Divine, their expressions!!

  • @TheVickersDoorter
    @TheVickersDoorter 4 роки тому +45

    He was hypnotised into believing he was a steam locomotive. A very rum affair...

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 3 роки тому +9

      A man of God and with such enthusiasm. Well of course they ate him... ^_^

    • @tmp3477
      @tmp3477 3 роки тому +5

      Caught it in a Turkish bordello, of course he is quite insane now. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gergelycsuros2051
      @gergelycsuros2051 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes, he drank twelve shots of absinthe, and tried to swim the channel.

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner 6 років тому +9

    I should definitely give this a go...

  • @fins59
    @fins59 Рік тому +7

    I'm laughing so hard it actually hurts, but I'm going to watch it again anyway.

  • @Soloman_Gumball
    @Soloman_Gumball 4 роки тому +311

    I could watch 10 hours of this with inappropriate modern songs.

    • @AmirBrooks
      @AmirBrooks 4 роки тому +24

      One gets knocked down, but one gets up again...

    • @alisonbryant5799
      @alisonbryant5799 3 роки тому +17

      Queen's "Fat-Bottomed Girls" would be perfect.

    • @JBOsurf
      @JBOsurf 3 роки тому +10

      @@alisonbryant5799 Nine Inch Nails - Closer..

    • @alisonbryant5799
      @alisonbryant5799 3 роки тому +10

      @@JBOsurf I don't think the audience would make it to the chorus. Mass fainting would ensue by line three of the first verse.

    • @Sunset_City_Blues
      @Sunset_City_Blues 2 роки тому +13

      I'd like to see: "Sex On The Beach" - T Spoon; "Smack My Bitch Up" - Prodigy; "I Touch Myself" - Divinyls; "Sex Bomb" - Tom Jones.

  • @elliotchinneryhinks8554
    @elliotchinneryhinks8554 2 роки тому +9

    This scene is so hilarious 😂

  • @richardsmith6995
    @richardsmith6995 4 роки тому +15

    I've loved English humor since I was a kid, can't beat it...

  • @Halfdanr_H
    @Halfdanr_H 3 роки тому +30

    Stuff like this needs to be on tv instead of the over-saturated schedule of crap reality tv shows.

  • @GEOindustries0
    @GEOindustries0 Рік тому +3

    That Electric Six album is so good.

  • @andysun73
    @andysun73 5 днів тому

    Can't believe I didn't watch this, absolutely brilliant

  • @addressedtokill
    @addressedtokill 6 років тому +25

    Hahaha- great stuff. My mates and I used to slowly sing in Gregorian chant 'I'm so holy- holy, holy holy'.

  • @AvitalShtap
    @AvitalShtap 4 роки тому +16

    LMFAOOOO that's so accurate cuz he's singing so aggressively and so fast, they probably think he's having a panic attack at 0:55 HAHAH

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 4 роки тому +2

      Fun fact: that kind of music did exist for centuries, I mean, fast and aggressive, it's just not something that you would play in a salon during conversations.
      And I also think that "gay" have got its modern connotation in like 1950s, so in the period portrayed it would mean "I want to take you to a *frivolous* bar" which still means that it's not uptight and "I have something to put in you" would be understood completely perfectly in context ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Link on this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay#Shift_to_specifically_homosexual

  • @PeterW-ski
    @PeterW-ski 2 роки тому +3

    My favorite of all A&M 🤣🤣🤣

  • @erikarneberg11
    @erikarneberg11 2 роки тому +35

    Does anyone else wish he could have made it through at least one more chorus or verse of “Gay Bar” before he was so unceremoniously bashed in the head? As my ex-wife used to say; “I just wish it would last longer…” ; )

    • @lufsolitaire5351
      @lufsolitaire5351 Рік тому +1

      Yea, Armstrongs musically talented on top of being hilarious.

  • @johntoland6696
    @johntoland6696 2 роки тому +2

    Armstrong is now(2022) one of the Classic FM presenters.

    • @MsGnor
      @MsGnor Рік тому +1

      @johntoland6696 And isn't it ironic, don't you think? 🤣🎻🎶

  • @martm216
    @martm216 2 місяці тому

    These two were so good.

  • @zetectic7968
    @zetectic7968 3 місяці тому +1

    Pure genius.

  • @BHALT0S
    @BHALT0S 3 місяці тому

    loved that ride on time rendition

  • @bsfbestshortfilmsonyoutube
    @bsfbestshortfilmsonyoutube 3 роки тому +3

    Brilliantly done

  • @JavertRA
    @JavertRA 5 років тому +10

    These should have been done full length... on Armstrong's next CD perhaps?

    • @butthz8850
      @butthz8850 2 роки тому +4

      I'd pay several doubloons for such a thing!

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 3 роки тому +4

    Armstrong and Miller: Kings of Anarchronism 😄

  • @SamuelThomasFraser
    @SamuelThomasFraser Рік тому +1

    *three verses in*
    "I say, I've forgotten to put the bins out."

  • @juchetony1910
    @juchetony1910 2 роки тому +2

    "he had twelve shots of absinthe and tried to swim the Channel".

  • @pawebrodzinski6094
    @pawebrodzinski6094 3 роки тому +1

    ahhh...! in you! 🤣🤣🤣 dyin

  • @FiveRiversCity
    @FiveRiversCity 2 місяці тому

    Suggestive songs and slapping someone with a tea tray, my kind of party! 😂😂😂

  • @marklees2603
    @marklees2603 3 роки тому +4

    i'd love to take modern music back in time

    • @SakariWolf13
      @SakariWolf13 2 роки тому +1

      It's probably not quite what you mean, but you might want to check out PostModern Jukebox. They do covers of songs in retro styles.

  • @paulrhodesquinn
    @paulrhodesquinn Рік тому +1

    That really got me! 😂😂

  • @vivekvicky2595
    @vivekvicky2595 3 роки тому +3

    From 1:30 that was a great tune

    • @shockv100
      @shockv100 4 місяці тому

      Gay Bar by Electric Six.
      It’s a certified banger.

  • @mikaelabowen5781
    @mikaelabowen5781 6 років тому +6

    This is just epic!

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam 4 роки тому +2

    crazy paving, i don't know how else to say it!!

  • @mike-fj4vd
    @mike-fj4vd 3 роки тому +5

    Yes he drank 12 shots of Absinthe and then tryed to swim the channel...

  • @michaelofarrell9637
    @michaelofarrell9637 8 місяців тому

    Excellent.,pity. They dont reform..this is. Class

  • @chasidahL
    @chasidahL 3 роки тому +11

    A much missed addition to our tv viewing!

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay 3 роки тому +5

      what a sick world around us, great comedy no longer permitted, in the name of whimps, who should be sectioned. Poor guys having to head up piss-poor quiz shite. etc

    • @butthz8850
      @butthz8850 2 роки тому

      @@MrDaiseymay it must be like a glass grave to them.

  • @bernardus4646
    @bernardus4646 3 місяці тому

    The backhander with the tray is the best part for me.

  • @EekEek77
    @EekEek77 4 роки тому +32

    Eleven people thought she was, "from Iran"

  • @Kris.G
    @Kris.G 3 роки тому +6

    I could easily simp for Jessica Ransom.

  • @nigelcartwright5986
    @nigelcartwright5986 Місяць тому

    Armstrong and Miller, what a mad cap combination!!!

  • @onesyphorus
    @onesyphorus 7 місяців тому +1

    knowing he played an entire chorus of greensleeves just to land on D minor for gaybar lol its just absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @ARBC2024
    @ARBC2024 8 місяців тому +1

    I’ve just noticed a lot of those people were the Horrible Histories /Ghosts guys.

  • @zyazyaya3797
    @zyazyaya3797 Рік тому +1

    가끔씩 보러오는데 진짜 급발진 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 개웃끼넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @Norkindar
    @Norkindar Рік тому +1

    "All that was left was his top hat and a silk scarf, the rest was just dust." I'd be pissed off if that conversation was interrupted by an upstart pianist too.

  • @signalmanmusic4225
    @signalmanmusic4225 2 роки тому +1

    ‘Bought it in a Turkish bordello. Of course he’s quite insane now…’

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 3 місяці тому

    Tom never from his word departed,
    His virtues were so rare;
    His friends were many and true-hearted,
    His Poll was kind and fair:
    And then he’d sing so blithe and jolly,
    Ah! Many’s the time and oft;
    But mirth is turned to melancholy,
    For Tom is gone aloft.

  • @vibraphonics
    @vibraphonics 7 років тому +57

    Always hilarious when the uploader ruins the punchline in the title. Oh wait...

    • @Soloman_Gumball
      @Soloman_Gumball 4 роки тому +5

      Helps people find it if they're searching for it.

  • @gopinggop
    @gopinggop 3 місяці тому

    best A&M sketch!

  • @ryankim9203
    @ryankim9203 5 років тому +5

    Dat gaybar never gets old.

  • @lucianadurangomensoro
    @lucianadurangomensoro Рік тому +1

    0:32 Milei sos ese?

  • @JavertRA
    @JavertRA 4 роки тому +9

    Is it just me who wants the sheet music? Also, two Horrible Histories vets. to be spotted in this scene. (as well as the more recent addition of Jessica Ransom)

  • @BabelColour
    @BabelColour 6 років тому +10

    Gave me a belly laugh!

  • @GoranNewsum
    @GoranNewsum 3 місяці тому +1

    "ok"😂

  • @wellofbeersheba
    @wellofbeersheba 3 роки тому +3

    I only discovered recently that this is a real song by Electric Six.

    • @iwasglad122
      @iwasglad122 2 роки тому

      Really? OMG I thought it was just a funny and original part of the sketch. I must investigate further! Thanks for the info!

    • @butthz8850
      @butthz8850 2 роки тому +1

      @@iwasglad122 the video features Gaybraham Lincoln.

    • @americasnudeerection604
      @americasnudeerection604 Рік тому

      A great song, though neither their best nor their whackiest.

  • @JBOsurf
    @JBOsurf 3 роки тому

    You sir!

  • @footbru
    @footbru Рік тому +3

    " a man of god with SUCH enthusiasm .... of course they ended up eating him"

  • @19tet
    @19tet 6 місяців тому

    everytime i just randomlj remember this 😂

  • @billcobbett9259
    @billcobbett9259 6 років тому +4

    At 1:01, you'll see that the lamp has a light switch and a cord. Was this deliberate, or a cockup by the set designer?

    • @erikarneberg11
      @erikarneberg11 2 роки тому +1

      Electric Six has been around for longer than you might think… Errr… sorry. I meant the electric light…

  • @ketmaniac
    @ketmaniac 4 роки тому +4

    400 years ago they had "Fine Knacks for Ladies".

    • @topologyrob
      @topologyrob 3 роки тому

      Indeed. There was no lack of ribaldry in songs of the last few centuries, though they tended not to appear in such polite society I suppose (with some exceptions, eg. Mozart's canon on "lick me in the arse").

  • @h1nicolas
    @h1nicolas Рік тому

    He is receiving a broadcast from the future

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa 8 місяців тому

    The raspy voice Lucy Montgomery is using here cracks me up.

  • @muninraven3327
    @muninraven3327 3 роки тому +6

    I'm addicted to watching our American friends reacting to our quirky comedy. Why isn't this right up there? The WWII pilot sketches? Almost nothing. I fear it is our duty to hammer suggestions in the comments. It's that, or we are stuck with the likes of Michael McIntire reactions. Not good. No, Sir/M'aam. Not good at all!

  • @mistergekiga2455
    @mistergekiga2455 7 місяців тому

    Man. Real talk, his cover of Ride On Time... Thats... Thats really good. Lol

  • @valeriacoolikova
    @valeriacoolikova Місяць тому

    The very first time now i've discovered there were more than just a gay bar song that he played ....ahaha

  • @robs5688
    @robs5688 9 місяців тому +1

    What's the name of the first song?

  • @alisonbryant5799
    @alisonbryant5799 3 роки тому +2

    17 people are afraid they'll be spotted in a gay bar.

  • @80sman21
    @80sman21 Рік тому +2

    GAI BAH GAI BAH GAI BAH!!!

  • @Calligraphybooster
    @Calligraphybooster 7 місяців тому +2

    Ah. Time to play some Stranglers!

  • @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge
    @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge 4 роки тому +11

    he didn't protest for teh "gay bar" as he did to the previous songs XD

  • @pacus123
    @pacus123 2 роки тому +1

    What is name of the actress who hits Armstrong with a tray?

  • @OLDMANTEA
    @OLDMANTEA Рік тому +1

    Tough to find quality entertainment back then lol..

  • @uptoncriddington6939
    @uptoncriddington6939 9 місяців тому

    Excuse me, but I already felt rather faint when I noticed all those dangerous electrical lamp thingies.

  • @keuroe
    @keuroe 3 роки тому

    1:27 웨이러 미닛
    저 멜로디 왠지 익숙한데...

  • @dereksawle
    @dereksawle 5 років тому +3

    Hilarious! 😂

  • @albion.hlafweard
    @albion.hlafweard 6 років тому +6

    Right on time... right on time

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 5 років тому +3

      it's 'ride on time'

    • @ketmaniac
      @ketmaniac 5 років тому

      It's "Rydon Thyme"

  • @flannerymonaghan-morrs4740
    @flannerymonaghan-morrs4740 7 років тому +14

    Gay bar sounds Kina like "Come as You are" by Nirvana.