President Trump's Bats**t Press Conference: The Daily Show

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  • Опубліковано 16 лют 2017
  • During a no-holds-barred press conference, President Trump lashes out at the media, pushes lies about his Electoral College victory and boasts that he's not anti-Semitic.
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  • @1lifeonearth
    @1lifeonearth 7 років тому +849

    That reporter is a fucking Hero.

    • @nopieguygaming
      @nopieguygaming 7 років тому +2

      1lifeonearth are they heroes when they spread fake news?

    • @m7mdsalem464
      @m7mdsalem464 7 років тому +53

      Nopieguy Gaming.. the reporter said a fact, not fake news, he is a hero for saying it in the president face

    • @SEMIA123
      @SEMIA123 7 років тому +71

      Nopieguy Gaming "I don't like it so it's fake news"
      Shut the fuck up

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 7 років тому +9

      Tipsy- your assessment is priceless. Kudos!

    • @SEMIA123
      @SEMIA123 7 років тому +6

      Ota - Cool you sound like a real cool dude. Very suave and mature. Make sure you show your mother that post--she'll probably appreciate having actual tangible evidence of her failure to produce a worthwhile human being instead of having to wonder about it.

  • @newgeorge
    @newgeorge 7 років тому +534

    So agonising to watch this. We used to have a giggle over George Bush's mishaps but this is so embarrassing it isn't funny at all.

    • @adamdavis8723
      @adamdavis8723 7 років тому

      Another Made Up Internet Subculture v

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 7 років тому +17

      +newgeorge - Yes indeed it is not funny when people pretend that they take someone serious who is not even able to speak coherently and lies so much that it is hard to keep track of all his lies.

    • @johndoe-ih2lc
      @johndoe-ih2lc 7 років тому +12

      I sure as fuck wasn't giggling when one of my friends died in iraq going after weapons that were never there in the first place.

    • @johndoe-ih2lc
      @johndoe-ih2lc 7 років тому +1

      oh you mean every politician ever?

    • @Spiderific
      @Spiderific 7 років тому +8

      john doe I'm very sorry for the loss of your friend.

  • @robertofeldmann9914
    @robertofeldmann9914 7 років тому +117

    The Jewish reporter was so kind, respectful, gracious, when making it clear that his concern wasn't about the president but about what the administration is going to do about the alarming increase in Jew-hating incidents across the USA. When Trump called him to sit down, I felt once again the mix of lack-of-emotional-intelligence mixed with unbelievable arrogance. Shameful!

    • @bethany2820
      @bethany2820 4 роки тому +2

      Roberto Feldmann ... you’re absolutely right, and I know I’m going to sound like my grandmother... but when the reporter said ‘despite what my colleagues have said, I have not seen anyone in my community call you anti-semitic’ all I could think was ‘shonde fur die goyim’... of course Trump is anti-Semitic

    • @GamingNationShm
      @GamingNationShm 2 роки тому

      @@bethany2820 He must've been warming up to him so he'd hear the whole question.

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 6 років тому +201

    "We only have 30 minutes and he spoke for, like, six days..."
    omg dead

  • @greatray6262
    @greatray6262 7 років тому +1214

    Trump just doesn't get it. This president is starting to make George W. Bush look like Stephen Hawking.

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 7 років тому +11

      Another Made Up Internet Subculture I'm actually kind of please we have a former president who paints pictures of puppies.

    • @SSpitz9907
      @SSpitz9907 7 років тому +10

      LOL. Don't knock on my Hawking. ;-)

    • @KSRugby
      @KSRugby 7 років тому +8

      not started, he did that already in his campaign before he was elected

    • @GamermanZendrelax
      @GamermanZendrelax 7 років тому +6

      "Starting"? This has been a catastrophe since he was elected.

    • @bearheart2009
      @bearheart2009 7 років тому +12

      He cant even take in a _simple_ question. How is "how is the government going to take care of the rise in anti-semitism" a _complicated_ question!? he's completely self obsessed and its both revolting and disturbing.

  • @gloriempaka9474
    @gloriempaka9474 7 років тому +824

    I really can't understand how people still support this embarrassment of a president SMH

    • @noirrain6005
      @noirrain6005 7 років тому +39

      Glorie Mpaka my landlord, a fucking phd in physics voted for this mofo. That just show how humans failed.

    • @gloriempaka9474
      @gloriempaka9474 7 років тому +26

      Noir Rain​​ trust me I feel your pain look i get that you can vote for whoever you want and that you believe in it cool but I still didn't hear one good logical argument yet of why Donald Trump is fit to be president

    • @onyx1186
      @onyx1186 7 років тому +21

      HOW Noir Rain?!? HOOOOOOOOOOOW does a fucking PHD in PHYSICS vote for this guy?!? was it a joke?!? like she seriously did?!? WTF!!! There are 9 year old kids.. NINE.. That know this man is a moron!! That is almost way to much for me to handle... that is just stupidity to the extreme.... To have a Phd in PHYSICS and vote for this man... to listen to him talk and say to yourself "yup this guys good enough for my vote"....
      sorry ....
      I know this was a rant but still to think that a Phd in physics would vote for this man just amazes me to no end...

    • @noirrain6005
      @noirrain6005 7 років тому +24

      shutup the same could be said about bush. No one is saying that hillary is better. I personally think she sucks. But you have two choices. Either her or him. That was supposed to be easy. But you never should underestimate humanity stupidity.

    • @Jfor3rdplace
      @Jfor3rdplace 7 років тому +4

      shutup Well you'll get 4 years to figure it out

  • @AlexRomanov1
    @AlexRomanov1 7 років тому +247

    Drugs are cheaper than candy bars? WTF IM BEING RIPPED OFF SOMEONE HELP ME!

  • @josephpurdy4664
    @josephpurdy4664 7 років тому +353

    "You know what uranium is, right? It's this thing called nuclear weapons, and other things, like lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things."
    - The man in charge of the US Nuclear Codes.

    • @Shun-vr1bw
      @Shun-vr1bw 5 років тому +2

      Joseph Purdy Lmao

    • @karmachameleon3018
      @karmachameleon3018 5 років тому +1

      It's like Dave chappelles black Bush scene it's so hilarious about the cake Imma watch it rn

    • @karmachameleon3018
      @karmachameleon3018 5 років тому

      It's like Dave chappelles black Bush scene it's so hilarious about the cake Imma watch it rn

    • @SKC193
      @SKC193 5 років тому

      Joseph Purdy Scary isn’t it?

    • @brnigrlfl1
      @brnigrlfl1 5 років тому

      Joseph Purdy rofl

  • @1001LeoMessi
    @1001LeoMessi 7 років тому +216

    Trevor just gets better and better.

    • @erikma3212
      @erikma3212 7 років тому +14

      I would say that it is Trump who is just getting more and more disastrous.

    • @bryna7
      @bryna7 7 років тому +4

      Erik Ma both.

    • @avedic
      @avedic 7 років тому +16

      Initially I was lukewarm _at best_ about Trevor Noah. Obviously I just really missed Jon Stewart.
      But....Trevor has totally come into his own as of late. The Trump insanity no doubt forced him into a steep learning curve....but he and the entire Daily Show staff came through with flying colors. I also recently heard an interview with Trevor on NPR's Fresh Air...and came to really respect and admire his intellect and mind. He's a legit cool person...Jon Stewart knew what he was doing in picking him as his replacement...and it's taken people like me time to catch on to that fact. But I'm a big fan now. :)

    • @nicolek4076
      @nicolek4076 7 років тому

      Really? Trevor must have been atrocious before, because he's not very funny now. Trump would be funnier than Trevor if he wasn't so dangerous.

  • @evelynalberto442
    @evelynalberto442 7 років тому +125

    The President cannot make a complete intelligent sentence. And he needs a civics course immediately.

    • @pacman1153
      @pacman1153 7 років тому

      Try to make a complete sentence. You never start a sentence with "AND". So, now what?

    • @chi2om
      @chi2om 7 років тому +3

      robert Last lol dude that's seriously your argument?

    • @ninok199
      @ninok199 7 років тому +5

      "There is a widespread belief-one with no historical or grammatical foundation-that it is an error to begin a sentence with a conjunction such as and, but or so. In fact, a substantial percentage (often as many as 10 percent) of the sentences in first-rate writing begin with conjunctions."

    • @Lilspiccey1
      @Lilspiccey1 7 років тому +1

      Carmen Alberto LMAO

    • @sagnorain3160
      @sagnorain3160 7 років тому

      Nino K This, and split infinitives. I don't know how these two ideas made it to the (English) grammar polices' official list, but they are so BOGUS! (False. And, okay, I know how split infinitives got in there.) And yet teachers in every type of school reinforce them and down mark perfectly acceptable papers because somehow they believe these are true rules. I love running into people like you. :)
      To those who were taught this, I'm sorry (because you may have been one of those punished for "breaking the rule"). It's perfectly fine to NOT start sentences that way ever, and even to cringe at us who do. However, both are grammatically correct for the English language.
      You REALLY want to cringe, you should look into why America developed a national standard of English. Everything they said about texting? Already said in the 18th century. *Puts on shades* I love English.

  • @bkr_vids
    @bkr_vids 7 років тому +179

    Trump didn't even understand the question of the Jewish reporter, wow ...

    • @mariahammarstrom7934
      @mariahammarstrom7934 6 років тому +3

      He didn´t even let him finish.

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 років тому

      @Favio Becker How do you know he's jewish?

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 6 років тому +11

      Fandom guy he was wearing a yarmulke, works for a Jewish publication, and asked about anti-Semitism...I'm gonna go ahead and assume he's Jewish. Sincerely - a Jew

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 років тому +326

    The next time a Trump supporter screams "Fake news", I'm just going to reply "First-page Google."

    • @Soznation
      @Soznation 7 років тому

      this is fake news

    • @leeanne0716
      @leeanne0716 5 років тому +3

      What-If Machine fake president!!! Lol

    • @roberttaylor7064
      @roberttaylor7064 4 роки тому +1

      ??? No..these are actual clips from the Orange Menace...

    • @epiphanyinsight
      @epiphanyinsight 4 роки тому

      Can I borrow that?

    • @Justuas
      @Justuas 4 роки тому +1

      "If it's in CNN it must be true!"
      -npc

  • @razvanradoiu
    @razvanradoiu 7 років тому +1301

    "he said he was gonna ask me a simple easy question.. and its not!" aw was that question too complicated for poor little Dony to understand?

    • @gusstavv
      @gusstavv 7 років тому +76

      He wants questions about how he won the election. That's why he always brings the theme up.

    • @cycy805
      @cycy805 7 років тому +6

      Răzvan Rădoiu ikrrr

    • @bernardcohen2936
      @bernardcohen2936 7 років тому +34

      sorry bro, his stupidity is way to high so he couldn't understand a simple question lol

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d 7 років тому +57

      Remember what Obama said about one of the repub debates when they were pissy about their moderators? "If you can't handle those guys, I don't think the Chinese and the Russians are going to be too worried about ya."

    • @rvantong
      @rvantong 7 років тому +15

      I mean, he wouldn't even call anti-semitism by its name

  • @joshuaprice3965
    @joshuaprice3965 7 років тому +1167

    "I'm the least anti-semitic person you've ever seen.....QUIET JEWISH PERSON!"

    • @green4760
      @green4760 7 років тому +25

      Joshua Price OK so I thought this comment was made up because I didn't watch the whole video and now I'm dumb founded he even said that.

    • @joshuaprice3965
      @joshuaprice3965 7 років тому +27

      NORA In the interest of fairness I am exaggerating of course, but yeah it is astonishing he responded that way.

    • @LindsayCatherine
      @LindsayCatherine 7 років тому +13

      Joshua Price Joshua Price When I heard Trump give himself this title my imagination went wild. What could it mean? Star of David boxers?? But I did see an interview with the reporter he shushed and not only was the reporter not upset with the president, he was impressed by the fact that Trump personally offended by the question. I'm conflicted to say the east. I found Trump's actions to be juvenile, but the person he silenced isn't upset...interesting...

    • @miked3168
      @miked3168 7 років тому +19

      Joshua Price I can only imagine what Bannon said to Trump after this. Kellyanne couldn't even spin her self out of this turn bath trump created.

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 7 років тому +7

      everyone's just treating him like a child now so any insults just bounce right off.

  • @TokyoBlue587
    @TokyoBlue587 7 років тому +63

    Wow...Trump tells a Jewish reporter it was an insulting question to dare to ask about anti-Semitism in America, then tells him basically to sit down and shut up, then claims he is the least anti-Semitic person. How can he not see how that looks?

    • @LisaLisa-rl3pm
      @LisaLisa-rl3pm 5 років тому +5

      He's a narcissistic buffoon. That's how.
      Did you notice he also complained to same reporter that it wasn't an easy question or a FAIR question.
      T. F.???

    • @bobmarfd
      @bobmarfd 5 років тому +3

      OY VAE

    • @bethany2820
      @bethany2820 4 роки тому +1

      Robert Leech it’s ‘Oy vey’, but I appreciate the shout out!!! 😊

    • @kingphaze1
      @kingphaze1 4 роки тому

      No higher brain functioning available. Please try again

  • @mendingwall3823
    @mendingwall3823 7 років тому +148

    Wow this is our president. And trump supporters will still see him as a man of strength and power

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 6 років тому +1

      And crickets............

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 6 років тому +6

      He is a total idiot!!

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 5 років тому

      We see him as a man who keeps his promises and is against the system.

    • @bethy-lou3307
      @bethy-lou3307 4 роки тому +3

      @@Moneyman-33
      You must be blind.

    • @cocomo5973
      @cocomo5973 4 роки тому

      Its the social-media networks, Fox & Friends (subsidiaries) mostly controlled by commies, who also bought up huge swaths of Facebook, that are manipulating the ignorant voters w/ propaganda. Same as in 2016 !

  • @zestydude87
    @zestydude87 7 років тому +610

    Thats our President... the laughing stock of the planet....

    • @nigerianrocker7297
      @nigerianrocker7297 7 років тому +3

      zestydude87 A fucked up reality

    • @russianhomecat3313
      @russianhomecat3313 7 років тому

      It is not funny. The only thing that Travor could spot is a confusion with electoral college numbers. Trump is awsome event If you don't like him

    • @russianhomecat3313
      @russianhomecat3313 7 років тому

      Nathan Gallenson Huffington Post blog.dilbert.com/post/157358914491/imaginary-news

    • @ChrisWorth
      @ChrisWorth 7 років тому +11

      A difference in perception does not constitute fake news. The only reason the accusation of fake news is so popular is because neither Trump or this supporters can defend his actions in a calm, grown up way.

    • @ChrisWorth
      @ChrisWorth 7 років тому +2

      I think the word "Russian" says it all.

  • @MadameTamma
    @MadameTamma 7 років тому +1090

    instead of building a wall he should just tell his supporters that it's practically half way finished and they'd believe him.

    • @candicay
      @candicay 7 років тому +42

      MadameTamma So true. Put it on Fox News for good measure. A bunch of idiots, they believe any lie their feed.

    • @KrypticKiss18
      @KrypticKiss18 7 років тому +34

      Another Made Up Internet Subculture they should just show pics of the great Wall of China and just pretend it's the wall they've built lol

    • @santosgessy70
      @santosgessy70 7 років тому +16

      If he did that he would pocket the money he would've spent on the wall for himself

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 7 років тому +1

      YIKES! Julius, 'how' does one pocket 24 billion dollars? ???

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 7 років тому +2

      V J - That might be a start, but what about the other 23 and a half Billions?
      LOL

  • @kevlarre4560
    @kevlarre4560 7 років тому +58

    What amazes me is that Trump supporters (and Fox News) think that Trump did very well in this press conference, while the rest of America (and probably the rest of the world) think Trump did a horrible job.

  • @parthobhattacharya9063
    @parthobhattacharya9063 7 років тому +5

    My thoughts and prayers are with America during this difficult time.

  • @UntamedSLong
    @UntamedSLong 7 років тому +186

    Four weeks feel like four years, oh god let this end!

  • @flynjack4304
    @flynjack4304 7 років тому +878

    Haha , what the actual fuck , this is getting more ridiculous day after day

    • @antred11
      @antred11 7 років тому +50

      Back in 2009, who could have predicted that we'd ever end up with such a fucking buffoon as president? Say what you will about Obama, and there's plenty to criticize, but how did we go from a charismatic, intelligent, eloquent guy like Obama to this fucking mess that isn't fit to run a Burger King restaurant???
      (And I'm being quite generous to Trump here, because I imagine running a Burger King properly actually takes a fair amount of skill.)

    • @noorkashif9107
      @noorkashif9107 7 років тому +7

      antred11 yup Obama definitely wasn't the best president but he had charisma and knew how to talk Trump on the other hand....

    • @Daneelro
      @Daneelro 7 років тому +2

      Well, some on the left did. Back in 2008 when despairing about the establishment wing of the Democrats, my chief concern was that the failure of an establishment Democrat President who fails to take the fight to the Republicans will lead to someone even worse than Bush winning in a landslide in four years. So I was off in the other direction, I expected it earlier and not just thanks to gerrymandering and electoral votes.

    • @ramonawhitaker4503
      @ramonawhitaker4503 7 років тому +4

      antred11 It does! You need basic math skills to run a business, and I don't see that he has even that.

    • @christiansantillana2399
      @christiansantillana2399 7 років тому +6

      Khalil Elakhal Not even a month in...

  • @frankdvorak3644
    @frankdvorak3644 7 років тому +25

    See how far you can get just by acting confident, because thats THE ONLY thing he knows how to do. This is a mind blowing incompetence, how could people have elected this crazy person.

  • @druth72
    @druth72 7 років тому +21

    has anyone noticed when Mr. Trump talks with his hands he is "L-Y-I-N-G" 😂😂😂😂

  • @kaymac2713
    @kaymac2713 7 років тому +683

    I've been voting since I turned 18yrs of age. I'm 46 now. I have never been the kind of person to rally the masses to get out and vote, even though I've always done my part. In the next presidential election, I'm knocking on neighbors doors, passing out flyers, dragging relatives and friends to the polls and whatever else it will take to get this man out of office. We all have to go hard and do more the time around. There's too much at stake.

    • @kaymac2713
      @kaymac2713 7 років тому +8

      Correction, next time around

    • @devontedavis3186
      @devontedavis3186 7 років тому +14

      lakisha mcmillan you do realize that he lost the popular vote(the vote from the people). Do if the elec college wants him to stay, he will. They don't give a fuck what we want

    • @nicolewuelleh8637
      @nicolewuelleh8637 7 років тому +10

      lakisha mcmillan same age feeling just the same way. never been this active or concerned.

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 7 років тому +16

      its also going to be more about voter suppression, helping people to get required ID and organizing getting folks to polling booths across town will be vital for mid-terms in 2018 AND 2020.

    • @torinju
      @torinju 7 років тому +10

      That tin foil hat looks fabulous on you.

  • @FOUSTE95
    @FOUSTE95 7 років тому +266

    "You know what uranium is right? There's thing called nuclear weapons and other things.. like lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things."
    I have a feeling he doesn't know what uranium is.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 7 років тому +51

      I have a feeling that just before the press conference he asked on of his aids "Hey what is Uranium?" and they tried to explain it, and once they got to nuclear weapons, he cut them off and shuffled them off with "Okay, okay I got it" and then just went with the one line he could remember.

    • @GantzIsSloppy
      @GantzIsSloppy 7 років тому +26

      "U know what Uranium is" Awww how cute, he thinks he's speaking at a Pro-Trump rally!

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 7 років тому +8

      I have a sneaky suspicion that he has no idea of the elements on the periodic table or that there are even such things as elements.

    • @frisianmouve
      @frisianmouve 7 років тому +5

      People should ask him those kind of questions. Hey Trump, which 3 particles make up all atoms except for Hydrogen

    • @samdragonborn5864
      @samdragonborn5864 7 років тому +3

      frisianmouve I was hoping and hoping he would be asked "how does a bill become a law?" during the campaign
      Sadly it never happened

  • @BirdieBirdieBirdie566
    @BirdieBirdieBirdie566 7 років тому +263

    HOW ARE YOU PRESIDENT

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +32

      "Things."

    • @ajp4860
      @ajp4860 6 років тому +5

      One word... Putin

    • @mabusbeast6476
      @mabusbeast6476 6 років тому +2

      It wasnt putin responsible for trump winning the election although putin would benefit greatly from an idiot in the oval office instead of an intellectual politician. Trump literally won the election because he could afford to buy the election.

    • @vindicted84
      @vindicted84 6 років тому +5

      There is a saying that the president represent the people. So if you got trump you have to question. Wtf is wrong with the people

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 5 років тому +1

      america bitch!

  • @WaitingxInxSilence
    @WaitingxInxSilence 7 років тому +134

    Where are drugs cheaper than candy bars?
    Seriously, where?
    What kind of candy bars does Drumpf have that make drugs seem cheaper?

    • @netwolfe
      @netwolfe 7 років тому +8

      +WaitingxInxSilence Oh.... That I did not consider. Could Donald Trump be use to only highly expensive candies? Such the To’ak which cost over $200.00 dollars for an 1.5 ounce chocolate bar. I did not make that up. Here is a link to a news article talking about it.
      www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-expensive-chocolate-bar-20141120-story.html
      Could Donald Trump be so discount from the world of average income people that he thinks all candies cost $200.00 or more? Because up until I saw your comment I thought he was just pulling out random figures or his head.

    • @paulpayton1348
      @paulpayton1348 6 років тому +1

      Do they still have those $100,000 bars? Cuz they're pretty expensive...

    • @rossadams8934
      @rossadams8934 6 років тому

      It’s one banana, what cost 10 dollars?

    • @Degenerate999
      @Degenerate999 5 років тому +1

      WaitingxInxSilence in the past, i have personally seen bags of dope sell for 3$.....

    • @cocomo5973
      @cocomo5973 4 роки тому

      Ask his private assistant, Kellyanne Conway

  • @BCK2BCK
    @BCK2BCK 7 років тому +557

    *OMG Someone tell me how he made it this far in life?*

    • @candicay
      @candicay 7 років тому +46

      Axix iFive White privilege my friend.

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 7 років тому +66

      Axix iFive Daddies firm, daddies friends, daddies connections, daddys investments, daddies money. So Trump is daddies boy always way and always will be.

    • @AuntieShica
      @AuntieShica 7 років тому +53

      It's quite simple: $$$$$ & white privilege.

    • @DevinParker
      @DevinParker 7 років тому +33

      All of the above, plus a complete lack of ethical shame that average humans possess, and an economic and political system that rewards sociopaths.

    • @Equilibrium1504
      @Equilibrium1504 7 років тому +20

      HA! Thats easy, i know that in fact. He took only a small loan from his father. About 1 million.....

  • @simeonkarnes9910
    @simeonkarnes9910 7 років тому +132

    God bless that reporter who called Trump out on his lies. We need more people like him, willing to face the backlash from Americas most powerful man for the better good of us all

  • @TheDoctorAndTheTardis
    @TheDoctorAndTheTardis 7 років тому +24

    "I inherited a mess"
    Yeah Obama got gumballs and icecream when he first took office.... thanks Obama

    • @cocomo5973
      @cocomo5973 4 роки тому

      He inherited a recovering economy from Obamas' hard work

    • @ashraygobin611
      @ashraygobin611 4 роки тому

      Bring

  • @AshwinKumar75
    @AshwinKumar75 7 років тому +51

    "you know what uranium is, right ? there are these things call nuclear weapons and other things. lots of things are done with uranium, including lots of bad things" - holy crap !! THIS guy is in charge of the nuclear launch codes ?!?!

    • @indiracamotim2858
      @indiracamotim2858 6 років тому +1

      Ashwin Kumar - where, oh where has this world reached that an idiot such as this gets elected as President and has intelligent people as followers ? I mean, IS THIS FOR REAL ?? Or are we hallucinating the whole thing ? Unbelievable !

    • @markstanley4141
      @markstanley4141 5 років тому

      Don't worry Sir. We don't use uranium anymore,the new stuff is called Plutonium,probably >1000 less harmful:).

  • @jimkirk7840
    @jimkirk7840 7 років тому +246

    The presidency has become a fucking joke.

    • @BeeBwakka
      @BeeBwakka 7 років тому +10

      "has become"? It was a joke before he was ever anywhere near being elected.

    • @matthewlacroix4131
      @matthewlacroix4131 7 років тому +39

      ...no Jim, just the current president

    • @gluskinator7383
      @gluskinator7383 7 років тому +39

      I thought it was a fucking joke since he decided to run

    • @HappyFeller9918
      @HappyFeller9918 7 років тому

      I'd say the media is the big joke.

    • @DavidPackluvr
      @DavidPackluvr 7 років тому +6

      Autbelli~ Fox "News" and Breitbart are the sick jokes who helped elect this despicable joke Donald Drumpf.

  • @markwasher9666
    @markwasher9666 7 років тому +744

    This whole presidency can be summed up as
    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHY?

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 7 років тому +17

      Mark Washer Basically.

    • @jaxxon4972
      @jaxxon4972 7 років тому +19

      Tell me why? I need someone to tell me so I can get to sleep at night, again.

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 7 років тому +7

      Mark Washer Yup

    • @buster7797
      @buster7797 7 років тому +13

      so it's a google ad?

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 7 років тому +12

      +Jaxxon Human beings are, on average, extremely stupid creatures. There you go.

  • @earbitter
    @earbitter 7 років тому +8

    Didn't believe it was possible, but him asking for a softball was in fact more awkward than watching Jeb Bush ask for applause. Haha

  • @nbenefiel
    @nbenefiel 7 років тому +63

    He's batshit crazy. H talks about nothing but his damned ratings.

  • @KillJoii
    @KillJoii 7 років тому +150

    If any person, Democrat or Republican, sees this conference as a "win", there is no saving them..

    • @kaymac2713
      @kaymac2713 7 років тому +20

      KillJoii
      Don't you know he's using the old Jedi mind trick on his followers. Remember it only works on the weak.

    • @tamcon72
      @tamcon72 7 років тому +18

      Please do not check the right wing Wurlitzer; it is a diminished force, to be sure, but the lionizing he is getting over there is truly baffling. There were a lot of assholes in this country waiting for someone like this to give them permission to be assholes with impunity. This is why the press and the rest of us must intensify opposition now.

    • @Silverdeamon92
      @Silverdeamon92 7 років тому +2

      Actually his "followers" (more like cult) believe this was a win.

  • @matt.fromtheinternet
    @matt.fromtheinternet 7 років тому +272

    The delete internet button didn't work pls fix

    • @11thShadowDragon
      @11thShadowDragon 7 років тому +3

      Same doe man. Although I'd be ratehr sad because there's some stuff I like here... Pokemon, Trevor, random movie clips... On second thought, don't fix the button. Replace it with a "clean up the internet" button.

    • @ShutDown777
      @ShutDown777 7 років тому +5

      yeah i'm going on vacation too. Far from wi-fi. Everybody is triggering over pewdiepie drama TEH LEFT TEH LEFT!!11!!! while the goddamn president delivered a clustefuck of a conference.

    • @funkycowie
      @funkycowie 7 років тому +8

      A Presidential Reset or Delete button is needed more.

    • @sherryhartin2055
      @sherryhartin2055 7 років тому

      lol

    • @SSpitz9907
      @SSpitz9907 7 років тому

      baha

  • @beioncca6992
    @beioncca6992 4 роки тому +9

    I’m embarrassed to call him the president of my country 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @tuckergary1516
      @tuckergary1516 4 роки тому

      walking bags of shit look down on trupmp

  • @Biiku_
    @Biiku_ 7 років тому +60

    drugs cheaper than candy bars? So... uhhh... hypothetically... where? Exactly?

    • @sophian9105
      @sophian9105 5 років тому

      Jessica Oudbier Lmao

    • @davidhenry3732
      @davidhenry3732 5 років тому +1

      After all we all need a Photo ID to buy groceries.

  • @dellayassine
    @dellayassine 7 років тому +314

    What does he mean by "Do you know what Uranium is?" ?
    It's obviously expensive Candy Bars that are being sold by former drug dealers to make more money; There's no money in drugs nowadays; The real money is in the Uranium.
    I mean, who doesn't know that!?

    • @Joebius1
      @Joebius1 7 років тому +22

      Hey, man. I got some U for sale. The pure stuff, not cut with any bullshit. First chunk is free.

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 7 років тому +3

      Rebuilt Gearbox How much

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 7 років тому +17

      Della Yassine its fucking ridiculous that the president just found out what uranium is and thinks he needs to get the word out like the rest of us didn't know.

    • @717treyday
      @717treyday 7 років тому +3

      Della Yassine 😂😂😂

    • @caroleannmc3897
      @caroleannmc3897 7 років тому +3

      That bit was genuinely scary.

  • @juannunez2298
    @juannunez2298 7 років тому +98

    yet people still defend him. how?!?

    • @MRTIBURONTIBURON
      @MRTIBURONTIBURON 7 років тому +17

      Juan Nunez They problably dont want to admit how bad of a mistake they made.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 7 років тому +3

      it blows my mind.

  • @AnexoRialto
    @AnexoRialto 7 років тому +82

    So this week Donald Trump discovered uranium. Next week, with any luck, he wiil discover plutonium. If he figures out that nuclear war is bad, this is good news for all of us. Baby steps.

    • @jesseshepherd10
      @jesseshepherd10 6 років тому +3

      Greg K. T needs to taste some plutonium.

  • @navonmyhand7999
    @navonmyhand7999 7 років тому +5

    "I was given that information."
    ....Wow... what a shame.

    • @KYPspikes
      @KYPspikes 7 років тому +2

      Navon Myhand we're willing to bet it wasn't his intelligence detail.

  • @radioguy75
    @radioguy75 7 років тому +479

    Dear America, you voted a TV Reality Star as your president, what did you expect!!!

    • @LunarAce64
      @LunarAce64 7 років тому +3

      No, we voted for a Business Man. America is $19 Trillion in dept because of all the past presidencies that decided war was an amazing idea. Donald Trump wants jobs inside America so the economy can flourish.
      He even talks about keeping several companies in America in this very press conference. Go watch the full one. The Media only really talks about stuff that benefits them.

    • @sealot2420
      @sealot2420 7 років тому +2

      Your parents should be home any moment to tuck you in. Nighty night.

    • @whybee1217
      @whybee1217 7 років тому +29

      Lunar Frost he wants jobs in America, that's why his companies have manufacturing companies in China? GTFO.

    • @SmokingBirds
      @SmokingBirds 7 років тому +18

      a business man who cant handle the easiest facts or normal reporter questions? a business man who wont show his tax payments? great call.
      BTW: as if the past presidencies were all bad at economics lol. it is the global financial system. about every country is building up debt.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 7 років тому +10

      Zero Ball Not all of America voted for him. Only 22% of the less than half of the American people who actually voted and more would have had there not been so many ways the Republicans made it either difficult or impossible to vote!

  • @MrPeeps07
    @MrPeeps07 7 років тому +301

    Even people that liked trump earlier have to admit he is getting out of hand

    • @youngcavedweller
      @youngcavedweller 7 років тому

      Matthew Barnes honestly i know a LOT of people who would have voted for Clinton if she said she would have gotten rid of obama care.

    • @THESocialJusticeWarrior
      @THESocialJusticeWarrior 7 років тому +57

      Nope, they think Trump really roasted the press in this. That's how the right is spinning it and they love it.

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 7 років тому +49

      there is like a guy just above being like:
      "Liberals and media need to realise that they are equally responsible for Trump's election.
      Stop being elitist and 'holier than thou' and start being practical.
      Trump is stupid but what does it say about the candidate who couldnt even win against Trump!"
      I was like _WTF_.
      even when they admit he's a dick, they still find a way to blame his ellection to power as the "liberals" fault

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 7 років тому +22

      That's very naive of you. Rest assured he didn't lose too many fans with this act. He was just as clueless about everything on the campaign trail, they're not going to start caring about that now.

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 7 років тому +13

      Niels Michiels
      As a european leftist, I agree with the comment you quote: the left has lost touch with the poorest portions of the population. And there is indeed a class contempt from some college educated people towards the rest of the population. There is indeed a problem of staying in one's bubble, and Clinton, while infinitely more competent than trump, was indeed the type of classical polititian that people distrust.
      Trump is trumps fault, but the left has some soul searching to do to stand up against corporate intrests, religious proselitsm, etc...rather than feeling progressive and superior from an ivory tower.

  • @hectorberber6391
    @hectorberber6391 7 років тому +74

    if trump and his comrades go on a cruise and the boat sinks, who survives?
    AMERICA

  • @suroeek1213
    @suroeek1213 7 років тому +11

    That press conference was so effing embarrassing. He is such a clown.

  • @francis_n
    @francis_n 7 років тому +306

    Just an honest question from a non-American, but what would Trump have to do to be impeached? Honest question. It seems like being inexperienced and unable to sound like an actually president wouldn't be enough.

    • @oh7mak
      @oh7mak 7 років тому +67

      Be convicted of an actual crime that was committed prior to his presidency, be convicted of a crime during presidency not related to the presidency (rape as an example), or using his powers or acting as president in such a way that is illegal (such as treason). The reason I say this is because there is a law that says the president cannot be prosecuted if a crime or action is committed as a consequence of him taking action as president. Say bombing an enemy camp and a civilian is hit along side our enemies. You can't prosecute the president for murder of the civilian as that was not the intent. Stuff like that is waived while the above list is not.

    • @coandc
      @coandc 7 років тому +52

      He can be an idiot, that's not an impeachable offense. He'd have to do something really bad, like Watergate level. And honestly trump is so unique I don't even know if that would do it. His supporters are so isolated that they wouldn't understand the intricacies of an event worthy enough to impeach him. Shit is crazy here… but even some of the people who voted for him are beginning to have second thoughts too. Not the really dug in ones but the ones that did it out of spite or because of obligation.

    • @devilshomie
      @devilshomie 7 років тому +33

      Probably cheat on his wife, this just gave me a brilliant idea. What we need to do is start a kickstarter to hire a Russian prostitute to pose as an intern (or we could use his daughter considering that he wants to fuck her so badly) have her give him a blowjob and then boom impeachment.

    • @sethgoodwin1577
      @sethgoodwin1577 7 років тому +17

      He has the lie to the Senate under oath. Or be involved with a scandal that is major and connected to him. Soo... I give him 20 years at least.... Oh sorry everyone it's only been a month. It will take the next 20 days.

    • @francis_n
      @francis_n 7 років тому +2

      devilshomie is a president cheating on their spouse an impeachable cause?

  • @connorlance-queen4833
    @connorlance-queen4833 7 років тому +406

    He sounds like a individual with mental disability that heard throw his entire life his mother say:
    "Don't listen to them. You are special, you are great. You are smart, the smartest. There is nothing wrong with your brain and words. You have a very good brain and all the best words. Now please sweety.... stop eating sand from the cat's little box."

    • @darylhines9743
      @darylhines9743 7 років тому +1

      Your right. Shame on him for creating new jobs and rebuilding the Military that protects YOUR freedom. Shame on him for delivering on every promise he made to his voters. Shame on Donald Trump for causing the stock market to hit an all time high. We need an administration that raises our taxes and gives our enemies 150 billion dollars. We are so much worse off now that there is a true patriot in the White House that gave up a luxurious life to defend our borders and so many other things that were only TALK before. Now you know how republicans felt the last 8 years lmao. Keep weeping. The delusion of the dismantled democrats is only showing the public to vote republican next election. Keep it up you guys are hilarious!!

    • @ms.understood95
      @ms.understood95 7 років тому +35

      +Daryl Hines Gave up the life of luxury? When did this happen? He spends 5 days a week at the white house and then jets off to Mar A Lago for the weekend to play golf, on the taxpayers dime.
      By the way, what sane leader of ANY country would say the following:
      "You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things".

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 7 років тому +15

      Daryl Hines Are you serious? Go live in his world where the only thing that matters is him!

    • @hawadiallo4759
      @hawadiallo4759 7 років тому +19

      Daryl Hines God you are so brainwashed I feel sorry for you. what jobs has he created what borders has he secured that wasn't secure before. All he's doing is putting fear in your brain into thinking that you are not safe from outsiders, when the fact is millions of Americans are being killed by Americans

    • @VengefulLeprechauns
      @VengefulLeprechauns 7 років тому +20

      I think he actually has the beginnings of dementia. Can't speak in proper sentences, short attention span, forgetful, ( Even to the point of supposedly not recognizing Giuliana for minutes at one time ), aggression, no sense of self doubt, suspicion of those around him and abnormal, strange behavior. 10 Bucks says it's dementia.

  • @anactaneustheeleventh2542
    @anactaneustheeleventh2542 7 років тому +7

    It's like we're in a looney toons movie.

  • @rm0986
    @rm0986 6 років тому +13

    This is so frightening! Trump can't even FOLLOW THE QUESTION of that jewish reporter! He literally only heard "antisemitic" and his only instinct is to say that he isn't. HOW CAN A PERSON BE ELECTED INTO THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION ON EARTH IF HE CAN'T LISTEN FOR LESS THAN A MINUTE!!! How can anyone seriously believe a guy like this has the brain and character to faithfully execute that job! The US had the reputation of being ignorant before, but with this election they proved that.

    • @markstanley4141
      @markstanley4141 5 років тому

      Thanks,with great Country might you be from?,or are you just speaking for every Country in the world? See it from the bright side,no wars(so far). Our military capacity was so depleted that even a NK was preparing the World that they was going to attack us (and with Nukes I might add). As "crazy" he might seems,he did it very clear that he would built up our military capacity so no one would attack us.,and he did!

  • @LucasRodmo
    @LucasRodmo 7 років тому +87

    For those who understand the body language and the kind of pattern of answers, he is panicking and he is very angry, that's it

    • @LucasRodmo
      @LucasRodmo 7 років тому +5

      You're welcome

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 7 років тому +7

      Lucas Rodmo - Yes this is very observant of you. I wonder who was so mad to send out Trump alone in a press conference.

  • @fickfock8169
    @fickfock8169 7 років тому +305

    "Nuclear weapons and other THINGS like lots of THINGS including bad THINGS i love to negotiate THINGS and all that STUFF"
    hhhhh

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +19

      "THINGS! EXCITEMENT!"

    • @Ryan-si8om
      @Ryan-si8om 7 років тому +12

      SAD!

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 7 років тому +12

      and that ... was a 'president' talking? !!! Holy Mackerel!

    • @Razor4884
      @Razor4884 7 років тому +11

      Listening to him sure is someTHING.

    • @katherineshamshi7692
      @katherineshamshi7692 7 років тому +4

      A real quote from a real president of the United states of america. lol
      God, america is a real joke now.

  • @rickynamara9183
    @rickynamara9183 7 років тому +8

    Goddamn, Trump, just, just step down already! That was PAINFUL to watch!

    • @patriciabusch4599
      @patriciabusch4599 5 років тому

      It was SO painful. He started to pee on himself a little I could tell 😂😂😂

  • @MaxBlight
    @MaxBlight 7 років тому +15

    If only someone would ask "you got any proof to that mr president Trump?"

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 років тому

      He'd probably say. "Oh I got tons of proof. Believe me. I have so much proof, the best proof! Next question."

  • @SierraRamblesALot
    @SierraRamblesALot 7 років тому +706

    "Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars"
    Cocaine cost $60 a gram so plz tell me where it can be as cheap as a candy bar so I can try to maybe numb the pain that we are litterly runned by a fucking oompa loompa

    • @samiraansari5686
      @samiraansari5686 7 років тому +36

      Sierra Rambles A Lot Oh C'mon, that's not fair. The poor Oompa Loompas didn't do anything bad, why are you insulting them like this?

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 7 років тому +7

      Sierra Rambles A Lot well if its a candy bar with flakes of gold sprinkled on top and made of the hihest quality choclate then maybe

    • @stephanazor8898
      @stephanazor8898 7 років тому +1

      Sierra Rambles A Lot HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 7 років тому +8

      samira Ansari I was going to say the same thing. LOL. But in all fairness to Sierra, it's almost impossible to come up with an expletive that isn't racy with this Agent Orange!

    • @dianeeharris
      @dianeeharris 7 років тому +9

      Sierra Rambles ...
      trump was probably looking at the Nestle's brand,
      100,000 thousand dollar bar.
      No trump,that's the name of the Candy bar...
      'NOT" the price of it.

  • @emadimutsa
    @emadimutsa 7 років тому +68

    This guy is giving comedians so much material, you don't have to put an effort just repeat what he says...

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 7 років тому +2

      exactly. Just listening to the guy is sporty. Such an easy target. Then on top of that you get to make fun of his team trying to justify his position and thereby talking out their arse.

    • @JSone4Design
      @JSone4Design 7 років тому +3

      Exactly. The material writes itself.

    • @frisianmouve
      @frisianmouve 7 років тому +4

      The Bush comedy years are back! Now with even more stupidity

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 років тому

      Elias Madimutsa greatest gift to comedy.

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 7 років тому +2

    Damn, Trevor, did you just sample Eddie Murphy standup from the 80's? You're amazing. :D

  • @mark-j-adderley
    @mark-j-adderley 5 років тому +6

    ... at least he’s consistent.
    ... and, “by-the-way,” saying that you are the “least” anti Semitic and anti racist person, is not the same as saying that you’re not anti Semitic or a racist AT ALL, Sir.

  • @AK907guy
    @AK907guy 7 років тому +76

    Is anyone else sick of this "I'm the best" line yet? It makes me sick and infuriated whenever I hear him use that old line as a general answer to everything.

    • @11thShadowDragon
      @11thShadowDragon 7 років тому

      I am. I don't even say that when I'm pretending to be a Pokemon Master, like come on dude!

    • @trendpimp1
      @trendpimp1 7 років тому +4

      Yes! This is the most arrogant narcissist that I have ever seen (and I'm in the entertainment business!). It is not enough for him to say "I'm not racist" or "I understand things",it's always got to be "I'm better than anybody..." People who are truly secure and confident in themselves don't say things like that. Every time he spouts off one of those "I'm the most" lines,he exposes himself for the thin-skinned,insecure man child that he truly is.

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 7 років тому +1

      lol i am

  • @rickedmondson5154
    @rickedmondson5154 7 років тому +315

    Really.... where are all of those Trump supporters who were in the comments section pre election 😂 😂 😂

    • @Godspeedysick
      @Godspeedysick 7 років тому +43

      Rick Edmondson They all hang out on yahoo which has become a completely one sided forum space. Nothing in the middle.

    • @BlankestKnight
      @BlankestKnight 7 років тому +17

      Al T basically their safe space

    • @JSone4Design
      @JSone4Design 7 років тому +14

      Nothing in the middle of any political conversations or nothing in the middle of their ears?

    • @GantzIsSloppy
      @GantzIsSloppy 7 років тому +13

      On Alex Jones, Mark Dice, & FOX's videos of course

    • @88Chelseym
      @88Chelseym 7 років тому +11

      They're so few and far between now. Every time Trump tweets all the replies are just fierce opposition with hundreds of likes. Can you even call an appreciation for facts "opposition"?

  • @minkya1010
    @minkya1010 7 років тому +3

    "I've seen that information around" Where- did he write it on a bathroom stall?

  • @marrier9999
    @marrier9999 7 років тому +4

    Damn it all! When will this LSD wear off?!

  • @aliyabolotbekkyzy7689
    @aliyabolotbekkyzy7689 7 років тому +92

    I honestly don't know how we are going to explain this time period to future generations...

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer 7 років тому +7

      just say "Republicans"

    • @xandermcn
      @xandermcn 7 років тому +1

      democracy's achilles' heel

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +11

      "Quiet, it never happened."

    • @lapsedgoth
      @lapsedgoth 7 років тому +7

      The same way we talk about slavery, the trail of tears, internment camps, all our biggest fuck ups really, we'll give it 5 minutes in an US history class then bitch about how "it wasn't me" every time someone brings it up.

    • @moyadapne968
      @moyadapne968 7 років тому +4

      You might not get the opportunity to. The operative word is 'future'. One second to midnight.

  • @chilled99
    @chilled99 7 років тому +158

    Theres a difference between shaking things up and hiring a complete nitwit. If you support trump, this is not a positive change, this is basically turning the office of the President into a joke - hows he gonna get anything done when noone takes him seriously?

    • @MoSho23
      @MoSho23 7 років тому +11

      A better question is how can he get anything done, if he refuses to take CONSTRUCTIVE and fair criticism, or have open discussions? I don't like Trump, and I agree that too many ppl blow out of proportion (or unfairly take out of context) some of his words and/or actions. But this man is so clearly narcissistic that he refuses to even let someone speak if he thinks they are criticizing him or simply don't praise him for existing.You would think a businessman (or a great negotiator as he likes to call himself) would be more tactful and at least let ppl believe he's listening to them and trying work for the best interests of both sides :/

    • @chilled99
      @chilled99 7 років тому +9

      DJ Rodriguez - I'm pretty sure you've seen the same footage and heard the same stuff Trump has said. I'm not concerned about the Daily Show, I'm concerned that theres a man way out of his depth running the country. Doesn't that concern you?
      I've been watching Fox News live stream since before he took office as well so I'm quite well informed on the main ways Americans get fed their information.
      Seriously, are you saying that this man is a good thing just because hes not Hilary Clinton or some other establishment swine? Gotta call it like it is - you didn't want a snake in office so you hired an egotistical imbecile.
      His own staff half are doing what they want because theres a power vacuum, the other half are incompetent and the regular Republicans let him do it as long as his supporters don't turn against the party itself. Is that kind of thing making America great again?
      Its a shit show and you know it.

  • @elremanenteunafeinteligente
    @elremanenteunafeinteligente 7 років тому +1

    This is my house!!!!!!!!!!! Loved the Eddie Murphy RAW reference.

  • @mabusbeast6476
    @mabusbeast6476 6 років тому +2

    LMFAO THE FACT THAT HE SAYS "The least" instead of "im not" should draw red flags right there

  • @HBTT_hauntedbythetruth
    @HBTT_hauntedbythetruth 7 років тому +114

    It's Pitchforks and Torches Time. Throw this guy Out. #WeAreTheMajority

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 7 років тому +2

      PorchLit The problem is: you are not. You are slightly more than 23% of the Nation.

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 7 років тому +1

      PorchLit (Using "you" because I'm not american, not because I support him)

    • @nicothebootyliscous9003
      @nicothebootyliscous9003 7 років тому +7

      Anankin12 Donald Trump lost the popular vote. That means the majority of the Americans who did vote voted for Hillary Clinton. He only won because of the electoral college.

    • @ValtteriNieminen
      @ValtteriNieminen 7 років тому +1

      Anankin12 27%.

    • @barbaranecker5719
      @barbaranecker5719 7 років тому +7

      are we that stupid a nation? And President Orange's education boss will make it even stupider!

  • @aquatalliahbouchon5005
    @aquatalliahbouchon5005 7 років тому +98

    He makes George W. Bush look like a genius.

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 7 років тому +5

      +shutup - Lets say it does not look good when a president is lying, caught lying and then uses the same lie. It does not look good when the president comes around with some claims for which he cant provide any evidence and which are clearly without substance. It does not look good when the president goes on holiday every weekend in his gold club. It does not look good when the president signs orders he did not even read or recall that he was informed about.

    • @Xendrius
      @Xendrius 7 років тому

      Bush is Illuminati, Iraq turned out exactly the way they wanted. They wanted to create ISIS there so it could spill into Syria so the USA can justify an invasion there too.
      1 small problem, Russia protects syria from ISIS now.

    • @pogo575
      @pogo575 7 років тому +5

      shutup...nice deflection. Foreign policy or relations has little to do with intelligence. Bush is an idiot but he is a genius when compared to Trump.

  • @TheBXbaconator
    @TheBXbaconator 7 років тому +4

    lol "gooney goo goo" wonder if he took that from Eddie Murphys stand up

  • @eldorado345
    @eldorado345 4 роки тому +1

    Oh America...what have you done?!

  • @KingPeaceus
    @KingPeaceus 7 років тому +130

    Conservatives when Obama inherited a mess: "Uhm, it's his job to fix it. He can't keep blaming the last President. If you got hired into a new job to fix the last boss's mess, and just kept blaming him you'd get fired!"
    Conservatives now: "IT'S OBAMA'S FAULT. TRUMP INHERITED A MESS! THINGS WOULD BE BETTER IF OBAMA DIDN'T GET 8 YEARS. EVERYTHING WRONG IS OBAMA'S FAULT."

  • @kaikai9533
    @kaikai9533 7 років тому +49

    It's like Spicy gave up and said, "You do it." And Trump was like "How hard can it be?"

    • @SeverMetal
      @SeverMetal 7 років тому +2

      You gotta give credit to Spicy, he manages it pretty well telling plain bullshit to the press.

    • @KYPspikes
      @KYPspikes 7 років тому

      I felt sorry for Spicer cause it's his job to defend what Trump says. Nearly Impossible task.

    • @kaikai9533
      @kaikai9533 7 років тому

      KYPspikes​​ I would agree with you if Spicy was forced into his position.
      This is a man who choose to support Trump and perpetuates the adminstration's "alternative facts."
      If he disagree with adminstration's conduct he can resign from his position.
      If Spicy does not agree with administration's conduct, but continues to be its spokesman then I have even less sympathy for him

  • @aidansmith8797
    @aidansmith8797 7 років тому +1

    Why would he lie about something that is so easy to dismiss? It doesn't make sense to me.

    • @ramius4689
      @ramius4689 7 років тому +2

      Because lying got him elected so he's sticking with it. He didn't expect this much scrutiny as president because he doesn't know anything about being president.

  • @nrodry76
    @nrodry76 6 років тому

    Thank you, Trevor!

  • @arian8100
    @arian8100 7 років тому +322

    Trevor really must stop being so funny

    • @rodneywarren1905
      @rodneywarren1905 7 років тому +22

      I remember when everyone was complaining about him being not very funny. Haven't heard a peep from those idiots lately. :-D

    • @arian8100
      @arian8100 7 років тому +2

      I don't know about the real show but for their UA-cam channel they really have to step up their game and do more then just Donald Trump. It was funny until the third time of forth time

    • @Dorak74
      @Dorak74 7 років тому +6

      Arian Ka then don't watch him ?????

    • @rodneywarren1905
      @rodneywarren1905 7 років тому +21

      Arian Ka
      Trevor has gone beyond just funny. He is keeping us informed of the clown in the white house.

    • @PatrickMoonMrDW
      @PatrickMoonMrDW 7 років тому +2

      It's easy when you borrow from Eddie Murphy...

  • @lizzyf9543
    @lizzyf9543 7 років тому +24

    I was absolutely blown away when I first saw his interaction with that Jewish reporter, I want more Washington officials to respond to that blatant insanity!

  • @marie.swords
    @marie.swords 7 років тому +4

    He is on The Today Show and they have been calling him and his staff out since he ran...love that show!

  • @113dmg9
    @113dmg9 7 років тому +9

    I AM HAVING TREVOR NOAH WITHDRAWAL...
    WHO GAVE HIM TIME OFF???

  • @chibiy1913
    @chibiy1913 7 років тому +47

    that news reporter is the new national hero

    • @josephstevens5489
      @josephstevens5489 7 років тому

      hahaha Rodiguez, what has that got to do with anything to do with this subject??
      Are you capable of saying anything relevant, not about the person but about the topic? or are you trolling?

    • @husky19864
      @husky19864 7 років тому

      only among libtards

    • @abhishetty2637
      @abhishetty2637 7 років тому

      fucking furries

  • @gregoryd7670
    @gregoryd7670 7 років тому +13

    "I have the best words, I have the biggest words; I have all the words. Bigly."

  • @mastermill79
    @mastermill79 7 років тому +1

    Love how Eddie Murphy's stand up bit is relevant again Noah and you remembered to use it ^^

  • @guiwhiz
    @guiwhiz 7 років тому +4

    Just... wow. I think Jake Tapper hit the nail squarely on the head when it referred to the press conference as 'unhinged'. I mean, seriously, forget about party affiliation, etc. if your grandfather were rambling and losing focus, etc. like this at the Thanksgiving dinner table the family would be asking about what the next steps we need to take to protect Grandpa from HIMSELF! Now we're talking the entire US population. Republican Senators and Representatives you MUST step back and take a look from the perspective of ALL your constituents and your sworn oath to serve them. Not your party . . . . not the people who voted for you . . . . EVERYONE needs protection from this guys potential actions. Would I vote for Mike Pence for President? Not on a bet! Would I take a "President Pence" over the sitting President Trump? In a heartbeat. That should say something right there.

  • @GamerDadschannel
    @GamerDadschannel 7 років тому +172

    does trump even know what antisemitism means?

    • @Antonbrehbrahbruh
      @Antonbrehbrahbruh 7 років тому +15

      probably not

    • @andrewstark9172
      @andrewstark9172 7 років тому +23

      hector zamora He thinks it's a type of hot sauce.

    • @jjsprite20
      @jjsprite20 7 років тому +5

      He related it to racism so maybe?

    • @tomaskuli177
      @tomaskuli177 7 років тому +1

      Harry Dirtay Has soon as someone starts an answer that way... well they're the biggest racist ever.

    • @n0ame1u1
      @n0ame1u1 7 років тому +15

      I legitimately thought he was going to bring up his token Jewish son-in-law. Like that one guy who's like "I'm not racist, I have one black friend"

  • @thelexicon7294
    @thelexicon7294 7 років тому +60

    Dear foreigners/immigrants, please never apologize for your bad English again. And allow us to in turn apologize for the years of improvement you'll have and then question you've had, because you thought you were getting so much better, but you still can't follow what the US president is saying at all. P.S. It's not you, it's us.

  • @walidtaib3161
    @walidtaib3161 7 років тому

    trevor you actually got me deleting the whole internet hahahh

  • @surgeonscript927
    @surgeonscript927 7 років тому

    Woah I haven't seen this SNL segment, that was soo funny thou! Liked and subscribed

  • @allabouttheview
    @allabouttheview 7 років тому +192

    If you're reading this, I hope you're happy today :)

    • @RogueSeabee
      @RogueSeabee 7 років тому +3

      J aeb I'm not unfortunately but I hope you are

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 7 років тому +19

      after seeing trump's meltdown, i kinda am XD

    • @havefaith4358
      @havefaith4358 7 років тому

      Your picture needs to look happy too! You're too cute, you look down.

    • @Bunny-mw2lo
      @Bunny-mw2lo 7 років тому +3

      J aeb thank you, you're so sweet! I hope you're having a good day also and that you are happy too.

    • @jayz910
      @jayz910 7 років тому +2

      u too =D

  • @Netherfly
    @Netherfly 7 років тому +51

    Donald Trump is making me look back on the Bush years fondly. Gotta remember those good old days when Republicans at least *tried* to hide their gross incompetence.

  • @Lifad2011
    @Lifad2011 7 років тому

    @ 1:19 Lol. That Eddie Murphy "Delirious" reference! Brilliant!

  • @lovelessandowlcity
    @lovelessandowlcity 7 років тому +2

    That reporter that called him out is the new Ken Bone

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +1

      All he needs is 50-80 lbs., glasses, less hair, a red sweater, mustache, and an incriminating reddit page.

  • @MrRagusa76
    @MrRagusa76 7 років тому +93

    Finaly i can start my 14-day cocaine diet, lose 25 pounds AND save money.

    • @menin84
      @menin84 7 років тому +29

      Another Made Up Internet Subculture because according to our boy Trump drugs are now cheaper than candy bars...

    • @-x-9909
      @-x-9909 7 років тому +2

      lol

  • @petergutenberger6367
    @petergutenberger6367 7 років тому +34

    That Press Conference was terrifying.

  • @dingdong2447
    @dingdong2447 7 років тому +8

    KellyAnne Con Me gave trump that information

  • @oryalevi4126
    @oryalevi4126 3 роки тому +3

    When he said he was the least anti-semitic person I literally facepalmed

  • @xShinigami-gk2um
    @xShinigami-gk2um 7 років тому +32

    Am I dreaming is this a nightmare??? How the fuck is this possible

    • @thut6619
      @thut6619 7 років тому +3

      [DG]A.R.E.S Thanks Trump supporters!

  • @danepotmo2513
    @danepotmo2513 7 років тому +152

    When you're a little kid? The president seems like such an accomplishment, an exalted thing to aspire too. The great line is "you might grow up to be president some day", and the implication of that is if you study hard, perfect your mind, pursue kindness fairness, diplomatic skill...that, no matter where you came from, you might be great enough to be president some day. I remembered every president as a kid, could still say them forwards and backwards. It's a sullied thing now, and forever honestly. The whole institution/concept of presidency has been destroyed in my mind. The pedestal I use to put it on is gone forever. There have been good and bad presidents, but never a vile, grotesque, stunted president like this. It's an office that reality TV, pseudo-billionaire, trash can now attain. I wonder if 8 year-old kids can feel that that office has changed? I bet they can. I feel they can go through the list, and at the end, the guy sitting there, kind of makes the whole thing less grand, impressive.

    • @vladplays6206
      @vladplays6206 7 років тому +20

      Dane Potmo THIS RIGHT HERE...should be an opening monologue for a political TV drama.

    • @ediththompson30
      @ediththompson30 7 років тому +17

      Yes. I feel every word you said. I read that with such sadness in my heart. This is what we have settled for, which speaks volumes as to the state of mind his supporters are in.

    • @gnub
      @gnub 7 років тому +4

      I heard American horror story is going to be on the election :)

    • @sebastianfranklinshaw9718
      @sebastianfranklinshaw9718 7 років тому +7

      Because it can be bought. Billionaires and millionaires are leaders now because it can be bought. New Zealand was bought by a millionaire. Trump tossed millions at flooding the internet with the most MASSIVE smear campaign against the Clintons and then bragged that that was cheaper to do than the Dems TV ads, well yeah because you can pay anyone to do anything on the internet, what he hates about professional journalists is that they have to fact check. He can flood the internet with his PR companies propaganda and spin.

    • @kszoo1
      @kszoo1 7 років тому +9

      You're the first person I've seen mention this. I feel the same way, even after Trump is gone and we have a decent president, I'll never feel the same way about the office of president again. There should have been something in all the checks and balances, some amendment to the constitution to prevent ever letting someone as unqualified, ignorant and self serving as Trump to get nominated in the first place. This whole thing is a shame and a disgrace to our country. I never thought I'd live to see something like this happen.

  • @SamCrowetheCreativeCrowe
    @SamCrowetheCreativeCrowe 7 років тому

    Your "Delete the Internet" button doesn't seem to be working so I wnet ahead and subscribed. You are doing an incredible job with the Daily Show! Keep up the good work!

  • @mrvission7
    @mrvission7 6 років тому

    If I would not had seen this with my very eyes, I wouldn't had believed it could had ever, ever happened .