Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep4: Ideal Archer

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  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  5 років тому +1779

    If you're wondering about the continuation of this or any other series, you can probably find answers on our Community Tab within the last few posts. We don't respond to questions on individual videos asking about upcoming work due to the frequency of them.

    • @blanczeng5475
      @blanczeng5475 5 років тому +27

      So... is this beautiful series dead? :(

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 5 років тому +69

      I checked and their working on getting voice actors for episodes 5 and 6

    • @VainToxicity
      @VainToxicity 5 років тому +16

      I volunteer as tribute!!! ❤️🦊❤️

    • @Fence07
      @Fence07 5 років тому +26

      @@Spicystachegamer i mean.. half a year is over but hell yea. i would love to see more of this

    • @AkiFujimaruVT
      @AkiFujimaruVT 5 років тому +9

      @@Fence07 same i love this so much

  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 5 років тому +5042

    Archer: You know nothing about me.
    Shirou: Accurately guesses Archer's backstory on his first try.
    Archer: I can't say that was expected.

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc 4 роки тому +536

      He's feeling a very complicated version of hatred.

    • @hellborne7995
      @hellborne7995 4 роки тому +224

      @@Ian-wn5lc that's how it is when you hate yourself.

    • @ricardogarcia7308
      @ricardogarcia7308 4 роки тому +114

      Archer: Shut up Shirou

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 роки тому +150

      @@hellborne7995 but it's not just hating yourself, its hating a part version of yourself in a different time while also hating the current version of yourself. Slightly more complicated by the fact he probably cant tell if he hats him on his own merits or just becuase he is himself.

    • @tacticalwizard6358
      @tacticalwizard6358 3 роки тому +55

      @@Ezekiel_Allium basically an amplified cringing on your early years

  • @francisong94
    @francisong94 5 років тому +5531

    "You are Musashi Miyamoto."
    I swear, that is the worst thing you can tell Sasaki Kojirou.

    • @davidajayi6516
      @davidajayi6516 5 років тому +139

      Francis Ong IRK

    • @shido6804
      @shido6804 5 років тому +465

      She just Roast Regend
      Saviour of France

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 5 років тому +257

      Sasaki: (thinking) Oh this btch.

    • @panpan1287
      @panpan1287 5 років тому +42

      @@davidajayi6516 oh night God I right know?

    • @jamesvales9512
      @jamesvales9512 5 років тому +78

      Am I only the one thinking the Pocket Monsters Musashi and Kojiro get their name from Musashi Miyamoto and Sasaki Kojiro?
      This comment sounds random srry hahaha

  • @iowaclassbattleship7215
    @iowaclassbattleship7215 5 років тому +6537

    "You are Jean de Arc!"
    "Do I look French to you?"
    She sounds so Britishly angry that he called her French

    • @peynnep6483
      @peynnep6483 5 років тому +504

      Meanwhile in Apocrabridged (not really though)
      Sieg: *sees jeanne* Saber?
      Jeanne: does my chests look that flat to you?
      Sieg: good point ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @admin.slayerenryu
      @admin.slayerenryu 5 років тому +255

      Well at one point the French and the British did had a sort of rivalry

    • @maxord11
      @maxord11 5 років тому +140

      Which is strange because she is from Welsh tales.

    • @maxord11
      @maxord11 5 років тому +94

      ​@bryan diaz varela Wales didn't become part of England till over a millennium after the tales of Arthur were told. Also, a Welsh accent and a British accent are completely different sounding.

    • @maxord11
      @maxord11 5 років тому +21

      @bryan diaz varela Unable to use a search engine and losing some memory, I guess so.

  • @maperjack
    @maperjack 2 роки тому +1293

    I like that Archer got legitimately pissed when Caster implied he was bad at sex. No pride except in cooking and being eroge protagonist.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Рік тому +86

      have you heard the diss that lancer dropped in the latest episode?

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher Рік тому

      *I mean, how many man can say they gave king arthur 2 orgasms*

    • @joseph86255
      @joseph86255 10 місяців тому +31

      ​@@avroarchitect1793I mean, Cu Chulainn _is_ a womanizer.

  • @livanbard
    @livanbard 5 років тому +4308

    "So archer lied to me" UBW in a nutshell

    • @peynnep6483
      @peynnep6483 5 років тому +243

      You'r lie in The Holy Grail war

    • @meliodafus6791
      @meliodafus6791 5 років тому +16

      Marcelo Nunes m

    • @zbubbles4126
      @zbubbles4126 5 років тому +19

      Pretty much

    • @62swordsmen
      @62swordsmen 5 років тому +118

      It's a classic case of
      S[he] be[lie]ve[d]
      That's right, the good ol' Sbeve....so where is the door again?

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 5 років тому +46

      The Devil that isn't Lucifer Morningstar lying? That's so surprising.

  • @james13sylar
    @james13sylar 6 років тому +3643

    Wait, I got it. Saber doesn't know how to deal with people telling her "no" because when she was alive the only things she heard was "of course, your majesty", "it will be done, my king" and "father, make me your successor!!"

    • @alexanderjohnson3014
      @alexanderjohnson3014 5 років тому +268

      @midgetydeath why not both

    • @CT--wq2ly
      @CT--wq2ly 5 років тому +184

      @@alexanderjohnson3014 both is good

    • @bbpele2848
      @bbpele2848 4 роки тому +86

      @midgetydeath except this is the servant who needs two command seals for absolute obedience, so I doubt 1 "no" can stop her

    • @kaustralishamal2054
      @kaustralishamal2054 4 роки тому +132

      i read someone saying that it's because in the old celtic language, king's arthur's legend is , supossely, based in part from celtics , there was't the word "no", they used to use something like "isn't or aren't"

    • @alzingafagan7501
      @alzingafagan7501 4 роки тому +42

      You forgot "let me fuck you harder daddy"

  • @psychowordsmith
    @psychowordsmith 5 років тому +3043

    That Jason Todd line was delivered with the perfection of a backhanded crowbar swing.

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 5 років тому +255

      And the warning tones of an unstable clown about to pounce.

    • @psychowordsmith
      @psychowordsmith 5 років тому +172

      @@MrCat-zz5eo Archer does wear red. Just lacking the headgear.

    • @calr134
      @calr134 5 років тому +76

      There are so many things that are wrong with that statement. And perfectly right.

    • @adaman.shr.3538
      @adaman.shr.3538 3 роки тому +2

      True

    • @eroraf8637
      @eroraf8637 3 роки тому +10

      Funny thing is, I literally only get this reference because of Epic Rap Battles.

  • @Nash1t0
    @Nash1t0 5 років тому +3452

    Archer: Try to hurt me.
    Shirou: I think you're a good person.
    Archer: *TRIGGERED*

    • @GigglesClown
      @GigglesClown 4 роки тому +267

      I fell like "His swordmanship is lacking" hurt on a much deeper level

    • @myoldchannel0
      @myoldchannel0 4 роки тому +23

      @@GigglesClown how?

    • @GigglesClown
      @GigglesClown 4 роки тому +174

      @@myoldchannel0 because he was trained by saber, the person he loved who was also watching and probably thinking the same thing or at least thats my take on it, could be his swordsmanship is an integral part if his being after so long

    • @superkc2557
      @superkc2557 3 роки тому +43

      @@GigglesClown pretty sure archer EMIYA has his own style, didn’t saber make a big deal about that in UBW

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 3 роки тому +64

      @@superkc2557 He does have his own style, which he knew how to develop thanks to being trained in the first place. You kinda need to have good training in using swords first if you want to develop a good unique style.

  • @hiropisku1078
    @hiropisku1078 5 років тому +4580

    Ah yes, Gun. The strongest of magical techniques. As demonstrated by the best mage to ever existed, Joker.

    • @daevious_
      @daevious_ 4 роки тому +226

      Joker, JOKER, or Joker-sama?

    • @assassain0425
      @assassain0425 4 роки тому +105

      Was thinking fairy tail guns magic

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 роки тому +446

      to be real, Kiritsugu damn near won the last war using the magic of gun.

    • @Kjack49044
      @Kjack49044 4 роки тому +118

      @@InfernosReaper but all saber wanted was a serious of hero duels like this one

    • @creepergod3692
      @creepergod3692 4 роки тому +13

      @@daevious_ yes

  • @zen_7748
    @zen_7748 4 роки тому +1490

    Baeber: "You got this, Saber?"
    Sasaki: "Of course, True Saber! His swordsmanship is lacking."
    Actually Satan: "SHUT UP!"
    He sounds so offended.

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 4 роки тому +99

      I laugh every time. XD That’s a low blow troll jab at Archer.

    • @wyatthatch1952
      @wyatthatch1952 3 роки тому +101

      Also indirectly calling saber a bad teacher

    • @VitaeLibra
      @VitaeLibra 2 роки тому +120

      @@wyatthatch1952 or just calling archer a bad student. Which is even more insulting as he's basically being told he didn't keep up his training IN FRONT OF HIS TEACHER. WHOM HE IS IN LOVE WITH!!!

    • @wyatthatch1952
      @wyatthatch1952 2 роки тому +11

      @@VitaeLibra that's even better

    • @VitaeLibra
      @VitaeLibra 2 роки тому +9

      @@wyatthatch1952 kinda stole some of it from another comment but glad you like it

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 6 років тому +1039

    Starting to get the impression that Shirou thinks about "pipes" the same way that his dad thought about "marbles".

    • @badbeardbill9956
      @badbeardbill9956 5 років тому +153

      Unlimited Pipe Works

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 років тому +42

      Well, swords kinda have pipes or bars as a core in some cases. So... Yeah

    • @startreker20
      @startreker20 4 роки тому +94

      (not my idea) one has a pipe dream, the other lost his marbles.

    • @michaelscott6022
      @michaelscott6022 4 роки тому +15

      @@startreker20 think I had that same comment on another video, I think it was the first one that got taken down way back when. But yeah, pretty much!

  • @DKmaranis
    @DKmaranis 5 років тому +2696

    Assassin:you are Joan of d'arc
    Baber:do I look remotely French to you!?
    I think she's still mad about the last time

    • @manuellara9644
      @manuellara9644 5 років тому +220

      Yeah
      Never summon a servant who greatly resembles a person another servant knew in their lifetime

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 років тому +139

      Also, she's British, Jeanne is French, soooo.

    • @vaquishers
      @vaquishers 5 років тому +20

      Wait King Arthur and Jean D'Arc actually met??

    • @regmolar
      @regmolar 5 років тому +207

      @@vaquishers I think he's referring to Fate/Zero, where one character repeatedly tries to convince Saber that she is actually Jeanne

    • @vaquishers
      @vaquishers 5 років тому +82

      @@regmolar oh you mean that guy obsessed with our frenchy girl?

  • @jeremybk54
    @jeremybk54 6 років тому +2199

    Archer: "nothing u say can hurt me"
    Emiya: "marbles"

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 6 років тому +292

      Archer: *mental breakdown*

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 6 років тому +111

      @@whoknows7968 YOU DIDN'T... YOU JUST-! ARGGGGG

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 6 років тому +54

      shirou:"haha" emiya:"this aint funny,you troll"

    • @admin.slayerenryu
      @admin.slayerenryu 6 років тому +2

      I don't get it

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 6 років тому +32

      @@admin.slayerenryu ... ask Kiritsugu.

  • @itsneverlupus5544
    @itsneverlupus5544 5 років тому +2914

    Voice actors are damn TALENTED!!!
    This Archer's voice actor could have played either Emiya, father or son.

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 5 років тому +110

      Pretty sure Logan does voice Kiritsugu and Future Shirou.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 5 років тому +113

      Caster's performance is 110% too

    • @DnCiak
      @DnCiak 4 роки тому +89

      My favourite is Assasin, hands down. I still come back here to listen to "Ah, King Arthur".

    • @lethanerplays5284
      @lethanerplays5284 4 роки тому +34

      I mean, shirou is always right foundation for those who get what I'm referencing

    • @sceptile6375
      @sceptile6375 4 роки тому +47

      H.L He plays the Emiya.
      The Father, The Son and the Heroic Spirit

  • @Allday524
    @Allday524 5 років тому +2433

    “It’s like that word was handcrafted by The Devil himself to torment me.”
    Well Saber if you asked Rin you wouldn’t be too far off.

  • @Kurorok611
    @Kurorok611 5 років тому +1640

    "More like tomato to nuclear warhead."
    My description of the Camelot Singularity in FGO

    • @redgokudera
      @redgokudera 5 років тому +72

      The Chad Sun

    • @phoenix221186
      @phoenix221186 5 років тому +98

      That freaking dadceloth and his secret ruler class was a pain and Mordred spamming like a yandere on steroids or that sun guy I'm havinga flashback ....
      I hated that singularity it went from chill game to hey hello and your dead
      Amazing story though

    • @sebk_sr
      @sebk_sr 5 років тому +71

      Before Camelot: I kill everything
      Camelot: Everything kills me

    • @phoenix221186
      @phoenix221186 5 років тому +10

      Do what I did I got my Vlad berserker my mash at 60 with her abilities above 6 and a borrow Merlin first two with np charge C's and the Merlin if possible with kaleidoscope / 2030 / or anything with np charge and just do art chains when they pop mash defense plus Merlin's healing keep alive you main attacker and after mash evolves at around chapter 15 she gets attack buff on the np it's a bit slow but one of the safest and reliable ways to beat them
      Also it gets worse on Babylonia 😢😭😭😭😭

    • @Kurorok611
      @Kurorok611 5 років тому +25

      Babylonia is not as bad as Camelot admittedly.. In terms of sheer ridicule that some bosses had.. This was where reading to cutscenes actually led to helping with the right dialogue options and had some form of countermeasure in place.. I got destroyed in a few turns for agreeing with a Lucha Libre Goddess of Wrestling.. No really..

  • @jacobbabson6786
    @jacobbabson6786 5 років тому +2001

    I actually really like that line, "Flattery will get you everywhere, except through those gates"

    • @peynnep6483
      @peynnep6483 5 років тому +87

      and through Shirou's stupidity

    • @lunarSoul0
      @lunarSoul0 5 років тому +75

      Forplay for servants

    • @RattledRib
      @RattledRib 5 років тому +21

      Your Everyday Protagonist He's not stupid though, just extremely lacking in self-worth.

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter 5 років тому +6

      @Grass No. He's damn stupid as well. He would rather attack Berserker in melee combat with a strengthened stick to save Rin, something that had 0 chances of success, if Nasu wasn't a hack writer, than attacking Illya, who, as far as he knew it, was a defenseless little girl without her servant. He frequently endangered his own allies with his reckless behaviour, not to mention countless civilians. He is stupid and inconsistent, just like the plot itself, for the most part. Nothing meant shit because Nasu would rewrite the rules of his own damn universe every second turn for Shirou to make it to the end. The thing with Shirou is... he should have died, the end.

    • @RattledRib
      @RattledRib 5 років тому +21

      IchCharacter He primarily went after Berserker because of his lack of self worth. When Shirou sees someone in danger, he's instinctively compelled to help them. Even if it means endangering or hurting those that care about him, he has a compulsive need to help others. Selfish? Sure, that's something Archer mentioned during their battle in the UBW route. Mentally unstable? Why of course, that's why he has a Reality Marble. I certainly wouldn't call him dumb though.
      As for Nasu being inconsistent, I've got no rebuttal there. He constantly changes how stuff works, creating literal wars between lore nuts over what's canon and what isn't. The story of Fate/stay night is FAR from being a masterpiece, but I personally really enjoy it for what it is.

  • @Crowind06
    @Crowind06 6 років тому +1022

    This is slowly becoming the Baeber War. The real Holy Grail was the harem Saber made along the way.

    • @tonyinfinite5174
      @tonyinfinite5174 6 років тому +125

      Her harem is larger than Shirou and it includes her own sister

    • @mirrorzone5224
      @mirrorzone5224 6 років тому +123

      @@tonyinfinite5174 And yet her harem doesn't include her actual wife.

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 6 років тому +85

      @@tonyinfinite5174 I bet it includes her son, too. Who is also a woman.

    • @SalinaMoonfall
      @SalinaMoonfall 6 років тому +27

      @@patrickfrost9405 checked the replies just for this comment.

    • @Petrico94
      @Petrico94 6 років тому +75

      Rin wants her, Shirou gets her, Caster wants her, SAKURA GETS HER, even after her route she's still at the center of things

  • @parkermaisterra8532
    @parkermaisterra8532 6 років тому +930

    Archer: But I killed you- oh true magic you flickered time.
    Oh shit did Shirou finally learn that people don’t always die if they are killed!?

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 6 років тому +69

      BUT I KILLED YOU

    • @ErenxJ
      @ErenxJ 6 років тому +44

      This comment is golden.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +42

      True Magic says "fuck logic". XD
      I mean, if Aoko is anything to go by...

    • @parkermaisterra8532
      @parkermaisterra8532 6 років тому +14

      @@MrDibara Aoko can break tree's with a roundhouse kick- that beautiful red head don't make *any* damn sense.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +22

      @@parkermaisterra8532 And breaking a tree with a roundhouse kick is still just part of her "Magecraft" part. What she does with the "MAGIC" part... *_now_** that **_is mindblowing._*

  • @TC127_
    @TC127_ 5 років тому +777

    "It's like that word was handcrafted by the devil himself to torment me."
    Shirou who is archer who is actually satan: *laughs in actually satan*

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 6 років тому +1827

    Shirou:"Tiger mom is angry"
    Saber:"Tiger mom is disappointed"
    Ah, the old "I'm not angry, I'm disappointed" line used by mothers everywhere to guilt trip their kids into feeling bad and doing what they are told.

    • @ceresbane
      @ceresbane 5 років тому +25

      Isn't Saber like 14 years old permanently?

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 5 років тому +104

      @@ceresbane Physical age does not equate to mental age and her mental age is closer to her chronological age

    • @GohanLSSJ2
      @GohanLSSJ2 5 років тому +79

      @@ceresbane She was 26 at her time of death. Mentally, she's practically ten years his senior.

    • @The_Prophet2104
      @The_Prophet2104 5 років тому +64

      @@GohanLSSJ2 So basically... A MILF Lite.

    • @GohanLSSJ2
      @GohanLSSJ2 5 років тому +69

      @@The_Prophet2104Well, she has a kid already so... Yeah.

  • @Godzillafan-tv1ks
    @Godzillafan-tv1ks 6 років тому +1637

    5:35
    Shirou: How much of Harry Potter have you read?
    Rin: the first four books, why?
    Shirou: Don’t worry about it.
    This is Gold.

    • @rpaplham14
      @rpaplham14 5 років тому +98

      Shh don't tell her

    • @SwordIord22
      @SwordIord22 5 років тому +141

      I laughed so hard knowing what becomes of Ron and hermione

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 5 років тому +196

      It's also based in canon - when Rin mentions wanting to take Shirou on as an apprentice, his first thoughts on how his living arrangements will change is he'll be stuffed into a cupboard under the stairs.

    • @sirlezard670
      @sirlezard670 5 років тому +27

      I don't get the joke (never read or watched). What does it mean?

    • @Me-jx1mo
      @Me-jx1mo 5 років тому +88

      @@sirlezard670 they get married

  • @dstillable
    @dstillable 6 років тому +952

    The friendship between Saber and Other Saber makes me really happy.

    • @NSAsterus
      @NSAsterus 6 років тому +100

      The best part is, if Saber actually convinced Rider that Other Saber was summoned in the Saber Class (And therefore has a decent Mana score at the very least), she'd be saving him from being insta-killed by Rider's petrification eyes, which would have been the easiest battle every if Shinji wasn't such a terrible master.

    • @justas423
      @justas423 6 років тому +39

      True saber and false saber. Fate strange/fake.

    • @genner108
      @genner108 6 років тому +2

      Slimeustas The Slime King * only one saber in strange fake *

    • @justas423
      @justas423 6 років тому +2

      @@genner108 Maybe there is a second one. We don't even know the true name of true berserker.

    • @genner108
      @genner108 6 років тому +7

      Slimeustas The Slime King Yeah.. They told us that only one saber are summoned to connect two holy grail wars so I don't think he's lying. But anything can happen really.

  • @richw500
    @richw500 5 років тому +2905

    "I had to deal with being the sole survivor of a thousand people"
    Yeah, that's called being the sperm that made it to the egg.

  • @josephcowie342
    @josephcowie342 6 років тому +590

    Archer makes every scene he's in a thousand times better. I mean, everyone in this abridged is fantastically voiced and written, but Archer in particular stands above the rest.

    • @DarkHopeAssassin
      @DarkHopeAssassin 6 років тому +40

      I second this very strongly. My hat's off to Logan - he does a fantastic job every time he shows up! I never thought there would ever be an English-speaking dub where someone could remotely even compare to Suwabe Junichi... but 5 abridged episodes in and I have to say Suwabe-san has an equal.

    • @ydontubegray
      @ydontubegray 2 роки тому +9

      Show should technically be about him, the fact that we are able to understand how he knows certain things help a lot

    • @blazingdance3612
      @blazingdance3612 2 місяці тому +1

      I 100% agree with this.

  • @misosoup5847
    @misosoup5847 6 років тому +826

    "Time magic, right?"
    "Nope"
    "Familiar magic?"
    " Sounds complicated"
    "..."
    "..."
    "Guuuun...?"
    I love this

    • @knightofsteel2783
      @knightofsteel2783 6 років тому +20

      I just got this ohh my god

    • @kingofthejungle5338
      @kingofthejungle5338 6 років тому +1

      @@knightofsteel2783 ...i dont get it plz explain

    • @knightofsteel2783
      @knightofsteel2783 6 років тому +60

      @@kingofthejungle5338 kiritsugu used guns and saber thought shirou was using his dad's Magic and she hates kiritsugu

    • @Fedorchik1536
      @Fedorchik1536 6 років тому +32

      yep Kiritsugu used Time Magic, Familiar magic (or how the hell his bullet magic was called) AND guuuuuns
      and this is hillarious xD

    • @misosoup5847
      @misosoup5847 6 років тому +20

      @@Fedorchik1536 his bullet magic manifested his Origin inside his enemies, in that it manifested Severing and Binding, his other magical specialty apart from time magic. If I remember correctly that's what it was.

  • @sinlesssoul
    @sinlesssoul 6 років тому +1290

    Just gotta say: JESUS CHRIST, THE SEXUAL TENSION IN THIS SERIES IS MONSTROUS!

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 5 років тому +184

      Well..... it IS an eroge.

    • @dragontooth65
      @dragontooth65 5 років тому +70

      Are you new here?

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 років тому +74

      What do you think the Rho Ais is made of?

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 5 років тому +132

      @@firepuppies4086 Pure, unadulterated Badassery.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 років тому +88

      @@thebighurt2495 and sexual tension, that's why it was so durable

  • @AverageAwesomeDude
    @AverageAwesomeDude 5 років тому +528

    “Progenitor of BEING A HACK!!!” That one always gets to me

  • @Ruffy160
    @Ruffy160 6 років тому +482

    True Saber: 'Do I look remotely French to you?'
    Me: 'Yes, and British and Roman and Japanese and from the Servant Universe...'

    • @cyberwolfy37
      @cyberwolfy37 5 років тому +12

      it doesn't help that jeanne d'arc is a saberface.

  • @TheRealSLS
    @TheRealSLS 6 років тому +1685

    “I killed you”
    “I KILLED YOU”
    “BUT I KILLED Y-oh true magic, you flickered time”

    • @gavin8517
      @gavin8517 6 років тому +120

      Saber.... No
      It's like that word was handcrafted by satan himself just to torment me

    • @ZoneSkye
      @ZoneSkye 6 років тому +119

      Apparently people DON'T die when they're killed.

    • @TheRealSLS
      @TheRealSLS 6 років тому +8

      ItsTime2Battle it would seem so

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +11

      @@ZoneSkye You should see what Aozaki Aoko did in her younger years. ¬¬'

    • @Eiskralle1
      @Eiskralle1 6 років тому +10

      Nobody tell Aoko Medea did this, or Fujuki will go big boom.

  • @LanceTheGmaer
    @LanceTheGmaer 6 років тому +3639

    Can we just take a minute to acknowledge the insanely high quality of this abridge? This episode solidified this abridged series as my favorite, and I can't wait to see it conclude. I love you Logan, and godspeed with all of your projects

    • @thexenosaiyan
      @thexenosaiyan 6 років тому +45

      This is honestly so true. Logan is frigging god.

    • @DeRM0907
      @DeRM0907 6 років тому +16

      It beat SAOA after two episodes

    • @eduardomarzano1531
      @eduardomarzano1531 6 років тому +10

      this is quality indeed

    • @thexenosaiyan
      @thexenosaiyan 6 років тому +24

      @@robospacekitty2007 Give me three things wrong with it. Try it.

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +177

      I mean. I HOPE fat lesbians can enjoy it. The deserve to laugh same as anyone else.

  • @snivy400
    @snivy400 6 років тому +493

    “His swordsmanship is lacking”
    “SHUT UP!!!”
    Oh my god! Such a subtle yet effective punchline

    • @archere6833
      @archere6833 6 років тому +19

      yet archer got out without a scratch

    • @sergeidiaz2284
      @sergeidiaz2284 6 років тому +9

      Ntsoj Khang well the regent wasn’t trying to kill him. Just keep keep him occupied until true saber left with Emiya

    • @noanimenolife-6253
      @noanimenolife-6253 6 років тому +5

      The regend knows no limits

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +7

      @@archere6833 Actually, if I remember, Archer came out of that conflict pretty injured. Kojiro was the one who came out just fine.
      But it's been a long time. I could be misremembering. _(is that how you say it?)_

    • @archere6833
      @archere6833 6 років тому +9

      MrDibara no your right I checked but from what I remember the anime is the one that doesn't mention it.
      But I still find I impressive because assassin plan kill his and he still got away I a situation all In assassin favor and none in archers.

  • @TheRichmaster24
    @TheRichmaster24 5 років тому +370

    I love the almost bromance between Saber and Other-Saber

    • @striker07927
      @striker07927 2 роки тому +6

      Don’t you mean romance?

    • @firestormxp2391
      @firestormxp2391 2 роки тому +42

      No bromance

    • @aino-kaisav5504
      @aino-kaisav5504 2 роки тому +10

      Ikr? This version does some much justice to Other-Saber!

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 Рік тому +8

      This bromance and the bromance she had with lancer in Zero are sweet. Sadly the latter was ruined by cruel realism, but I don't hate Kiritsugu for that.

  • @chrisblanchard6422
    @chrisblanchard6422 6 років тому +636

    "To-mato, Ta- NUCLEAR WARHEAD" Is such an Archer line. A Sterling Archer line to be precise. And now I'm realizing Actually Satan and S.M Archer are a tad similar.

  • @AspelShuyin
    @AspelShuyin 4 роки тому +256

    I love how there are constantly incredibly well written lines that feel straight out of an actual anime, and that they're so well written is half the humour when they're right next to "I know what that pain in your chest is... it's pain". Archer giving this hypothetical about Hitler going back in time to kill himself is something that tells us so much about Archer as a character, and then it's like "damn, you've got strong hands!"

  • @Digidestined701
    @Digidestined701 5 років тому +771

    I can’t wait for Archer to release his Noble Phantasm, the “I want that!”

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc 4 роки тому +110

      At which point it will turn into the "I have that." (comment from an earlier video.)

    • @adaman.shr.3538
      @adaman.shr.3538 3 роки тому +3

      @@Ian-wn5lc really

    • @justarandomguywhopractices8195
      @justarandomguywhopractices8195 3 роки тому +42

      I can't wait to see Rin saying: "So this is Hell""

    • @eroraf8637
      @eroraf8637 3 роки тому +27

      The funny thing is, Unlimited Blade Works is LITERALLY that. And I love it.

    • @michaellabonte6390
      @michaellabonte6390 3 роки тому +15

      Then there is Archer:
      "No you DONT!" Swings sword

  • @phanost13
    @phanost13 6 років тому +753

    *Shirou confronting Gilgamesh*
    Shirou: You monster, what could you be possibly after?
    Gilgamesh: Besides, the culling of your mongrel population, just my beloved wife.
    Shirou: And who would that be?
    Gilgamesh: Oh I believe you know her. I naive, virgin warrior that goes by 'Saber'.
    Shirou: ...why am I not surprised.

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 6 років тому +221

      Shirou: Oh and she's not a virgin, btw. Rin showed me how to 'bestow my mana' on her like a week ago.
      Gilgamesh: *goes Super Saiyan*
      Archer: Smooth, Little Hitler. Real smooth.

    • @truetakofame4112
      @truetakofame4112 6 років тому +38

      @@dairoleon2682 please tell me that really happened. It would satisfy me so much that Shirou beat Gilgamesh to Artoria

    • @rinlen002
      @rinlen002 6 років тому +85

      ​@@truetakofame4112 Canon. It's totally canon. They just hid it behind a CGI dragon scene in the first anime and cut out all the sex scenes in the games for the Realta Nua version.

    • @rinlen002
      @rinlen002 6 років тому +8

      ​@@truetakofame4112 Canon. It's totally canon. They just hid it behind a CGI dragon scene in the first anime and cut out all the sex scenes in the games for the Realta Nua version.

    • @davids7646
      @davids7646 6 років тому +44

      @@dairoleon2682 Not in unlimited bladeworks tho. in this one it's dolpin scene

  • @PartyC4nnon
    @PartyC4nnon 5 років тому +458

    Archer’s soul crushing anguish when even assassin will protect shirou from him is my favorite part of this

    • @Xenmaru00
      @Xenmaru00 5 років тому +57

      the best part is that the Shirou in him actually comes out HARD there.

    • @Kingman.
      @Kingman. 2 роки тому +18

      What's his name other saber
      Whispers it's shirou
      It is shirou

  • @Unk0wnHope
    @Unk0wnHope 5 років тому +751

    "Prepare to feel the unbridled wrath of the hero known as Shirou fucking Emiya!"
    Immediately afterwards, Archer fires on Medea. Man, there are so many nods to this. It's super cool.

    • @serendipitousdestruction5266
      @serendipitousdestruction5266 5 років тому +92

      Guy Ragnarok Also when Archer repeats the line he leaves out the hero part, which is a super neat detail.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 4 роки тому +74

      And then he immediately comments on what a terrible line to come in on that was.

    • @MrSupersonic2012
      @MrSupersonic2012 3 роки тому +58

      @@serendipitousdestruction5266 A very good detail. It does show how Shirou and Archer are exactly alike, but Archer (Emiya) has grown out of some things. He became a hero, and he doesn't have to tell himself or the world that he's a hero.

  • @sangletan6756
    @sangletan6756 6 років тому +150

    "I am feeling a very complicated version of hatred right now"

  • @masterfreeman117
    @masterfreeman117 6 років тому +498

    This dub is absolutely brilliant.
    I find the writing to be better than in the actual show.
    You drastically shorten the plot, fill it with comedy while still keeping everything coherent.
    This abridged series has the Emperors seal of approval.

    • @CyanMedic
      @CyanMedic 5 років тому +51

      The writing is better than in the actual show because they aren't trying to fit in source material with more words than LotR into a two-cour anime. F/SN will NEVER work perfectly as an adaptation, just because of how dense with information the VN is. Instead, they took the entirely sensible approach, worked off the assumption that anyone watching will be at least vaguely familiar with the Nasuverse, and crammed this bitch full of references while keeping to the proper story beats. It was a very smart way of taking on the series.

    • @lunarSoul0
      @lunarSoul0 5 років тому +25

      Yep the actual show has to introduce everything. The abridged has the luxury of 8 times out of 10 if your watching it you have basic lore knowledge

    • @calr134
      @calr134 5 років тому +3

      My lord, we really need you to get off the throne. Or at least install a damn text to speech device.

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter 5 років тому +2

      @CyanMedic The source material barely contains actual information either. For the most part, it's just Shirou monologuing about how he must be a hero and how Saber shouldn't fight. If you get down to the bottom of how little development actually happened in F/SN, you'd be shocked.

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter 4 роки тому +3

      @@Mythos66 Yeah, Fate route. Other routes are more tolerable, but still rather lacking, for the most part.

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 6 років тому +1863

    That moment when you realize that Shirou and Saber having a mother-son relationship makes way more sense than a romantic one
    And this coming from a guy who ships them

    • @vaniljacob
      @vaniljacob 6 років тому +127

      They're not the endgame in UBW, so...

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +346

      Honestly... now that you mention it... Saber acting as Shirou's mother would actually have been pretty interesting.
      She _was_ a father once, but failed horribly, so this would've been a nice way for her to repent for that.
      I'd love it! It would've been heartwarming. ^_^
      _Except that would probably rub sault on Mordred's wound. (poor Mordred)_

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 6 років тому +138

      It's moment like this when i wish that Fate:GO would get a long-term anime adaptation with omakes just to see Emiya and Mordred meet.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 6 років тому +51

      @@MrDibara
      It's even worse with the Abridged series since their version of Fate/Zero implied that Arthur used Mordred as a scape goat for her own f&*k ups.

    • @duck0fdestruction167
      @duck0fdestruction167 6 років тому +27

      Well saber is 20/30 something years old when she died

  • @brandywinebridget
    @brandywinebridget 2 роки тому +1896

    As much as I love the Fate route, Mom Saber honestly makes more sense than a grown-ass woman falling for a 16yo boy lol

    • @tristenjamesriggen2567
      @tristenjamesriggen2567 2 роки тому +269

      She saw what happened with Mordred maybe she trying to make sure it doesn't happen again.

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX 2 роки тому +285

      Especially with her... complicated history with his adoptive father.
      It also makes it much sweeter that she's actually trying to take care of someone after she both didn't have the chance to _and_ failed to do so once she did with Mordred. I like to think once Artoria learns to open up to allowing herself to be a _person_ instead of a king she'd begin to see the parallels between Shirou and Mordred.

    • @1014p
      @1014p Рік тому +76

      Well in her day, long life was not common. Perhaps concept of 16 and 20 year old was more common? Look at the old ways of basically selling your daughter for s pig or other item. Best I can tell it was not commonly like age to future husband. Plus chivalry way of handling women was not the fallacy people believe today.

    • @pavelbinnell1324
      @pavelbinnell1324 Рік тому +54

      Didn't she stop aging at 15 when she drew the sword from the stone?

    • @whyte4315
      @whyte4315 Рік тому +65

      @@pavelbinnell1324 Yeah but she's still 35 if you exclude the time since she "died" and Shirou is 17 soooo Saber was cradle robbin'

  • @x1xx1x1xx1
    @x1xx1x1xx1 6 років тому +276

    magecraft - magic
    tomato - nuclear warhead
    Thanks for finally giving me a way to easliy explain something in the nasuverse to new fans! :)

    • @trichkid1536
      @trichkid1536 6 років тому +13

      I think its more like:
      magecraft - tomato
      magic - nuclear warhead

    • @HenirHerrscher
      @HenirHerrscher 6 років тому +7

      r/woooosh

    • @HasegawaRayven
      @HasegawaRayven 6 років тому +10

      ​ T Richkid You're both wrong, it's "Tomato, TA-Nuclear Warhead" I mean, come on, it's like you didn't even watch the episode.

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 6 років тому

      Shirou is a tomato when it comes to magecraft

  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +1259

    No, Rin's voice actress didn't change. Some Mandela Effect nonsense goin' on up here.

    • @coffee7644
      @coffee7644 6 років тому +22

      Really?

    • @eugenideddis
      @eugenideddis 6 років тому +108

      I guess she sounds more nasally and that’s throwing people off. Best I’ve got, because otherwise she sounds the same to me.

    • @ulyssesasteroid757
      @ulyssesasteroid757 6 років тому +85

      Is there something different done on the production side? I can tell it's still Corey, but something about the audio seems a bit different. Maybe she's just screaming less, I dunno.

    • @deathknight75
      @deathknight75 6 років тому +129

      I think it's just because she's doing less yelling about how she wants to kill Shirou.

    • @matohibiki
      @matohibiki 6 років тому +64

      @@deathknight75
      Rin does things besides yelling about how she wants to kill Shirou? Weird...
      ...Maybe she'll upgrade to punching other women who talk to him.

  • @crystalking784
    @crystalking784 6 років тому +243

    " prepare to feel the unbridled Wrath, Of SHIROU F### EMIYA!!!"
    greatest line ever

    • @burningcole2538
      @burningcole2538 6 років тому +62

      "I certainly picked the worst words to come in on!"
      I'd say that is the part that truly got me

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 6 років тому +34

      Shirou: so I noticed you shouted my name when you used your final attack on Caster. Should we talk about that?

    • @crystalking784
      @crystalking784 6 років тому +5

      Oh I wish they included that

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +59

      He didn't hear Archer. He was being thrown around by waves of magical energy at that moment.

    • @burningcole2538
      @burningcole2538 6 років тому +26

      @@ProjectMouthwash Oh yeah, forgot that tinnitus was a real thing.....Stupid anime logic making me forget about real consequences

  • @RenaissanceM
    @RenaissanceM 5 років тому +1459

    “Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, or PROGENITOR OF BEING A HACK!!!!!”
    Ya know, hearing Kojiro’s perspective on the situation really makes me rethink my appreciation of Miyamoto Musashi. History really is written by the winners 😂😂😂

    • @johnkubiak1154
      @johnkubiak1154 4 роки тому +221

      There is another theory the Koijiro was dead when musashi showed up and had been assassinated for political reasons and musashi said he killed Koijiro to save him from dishonorable death.

    • @RenaissanceM
      @RenaissanceM 4 роки тому +55

      John Kubiak huh...I’ve never heard that before. Interesting.

    • @manwithabasicprofilepic
      @manwithabasicprofilepic 4 роки тому +27

      Anyone know if there’s any interaction between Kojiro and Musashi in FGO?

    • @johnkubiak1154
      @johnkubiak1154 4 роки тому +65

      @@manwithabasicprofilepic yeah in shimosa they throw down Koijiro wins and the player warps time and changes what happens so musashi isn't killed. Koijiro stops the fighting and walks away.

    • @manwithabasicprofilepic
      @manwithabasicprofilepic 4 роки тому +7

      @@johnkubiak1154 Huh

  • @Halotaku
    @Halotaku 6 років тому +103

    I love how Archer is doing everything in his power to tell Shirou who he truly is, save directly telling him.

    • @Xenmaru00
      @Xenmaru00 6 років тому +29

      and then that one point where he DID basically tell him, it was veiled by loud swooshes and crackles of mana. beautiful.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 6 років тому +19

      *Gasp* He's not Satan! He's time traveling Hitler! Or Batman...or Jason Todd?

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 6 років тому

      feel the wrath of shirou fucking emiya!

  • @marnetteryes2613
    @marnetteryes2613 6 років тому +1017

    Sasaki: You are Jeanne d'Arc!
    Arturia: No I'm not.
    Sasaki: ... By which I mean, you are Nero Claudius!
    Arturia: Wrong again.
    Sasaki: Uhh, Okita Soji?
    Arturia: I'll let you make one more guess.
    Sasaki: Mysterious heroine X?
    Arturia: *deep sigh* Close enough.

    • @TheManFromWaco
      @TheManFromWaco 6 років тому +206

      The first rule of the Fate franchise is: "If they liked a character design once, they'll love it 20 more times!"

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 6 років тому +74

      @@TheManFromWaco is that why we have six Eli-chans, tens of saberfaces and two rinfaces currently? I'm not even surprised by that.

    • @jasperjavillo686
      @jasperjavillo686 6 років тому +71

      What about Shiroufaces? At least 2 of there aren’t alternate Shirou Emiyas. Amakusa and Angra Mainyu. Not sure if Muramasa should count as not Shirou.

    • @GSSAGE7
      @GSSAGE7 6 років тому +54

      @@jasperjavillo686 If Ishtar and Ereshkigal count as Rin, then Muramasa counts as Shirou, for the same reasons.

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 6 років тому +92

      Would have been funnier if his last guess had been Mordred

  • @brandonadrien3476
    @brandonadrien3476 6 років тому +471

    Archer: Maybe you are my Robin. You do remind me a lot of Jason Todd.
    Well... pipes & crowbars are cousins. Right?

    • @knightofsteel2783
      @knightofsteel2783 6 років тому +35

      .......... I'm a man who finds amusement in the dark bur holy tap dancing angry mango dude that's dark.... (angry mango is ANGRA Manyiu )

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 6 років тому +6

      @Chris Mitchell You mean Angered Manny?

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 6 років тому +6

      Chris Mitchell Angry Manjew?

    • @blitzsaviour2068
      @blitzsaviour2068 6 років тому +5

      Angsty Maxwell?

    • @FracturedO1
      @FracturedO1 6 років тому

      Hmmm now a memory of the 50's song Bob Day's Rockin' Robin from my grandparents radio mixing in with the scenario...
      Context Heinkel!

  • @ricardogarcia7308
    @ricardogarcia7308 4 роки тому +525

    “She’s a rulebreaker that woman” took me longer to get but instill laughed afterwards

    • @MJ-pu5lf
      @MJ-pu5lf 2 роки тому

      I don't get it, whats the joke?

    • @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221
      @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 2 роки тому +51

      @@MJ-pu5lf One of her Noble Phantasms is called Rule Breaker, which allows her to break pretty much most rules... and servant contracts.

    • @n0dash18
      @n0dash18 10 місяців тому +1

      Ba dum tss.

  • @1letusplay
    @1letusplay 6 років тому +74

    Shiro "Prepare to feel the unbridled wrath of the hero known as Shiro fucking Emyai"
    It rains arrows
    Archer "I certainly picked the worst words to come in on"
    I love how they use these charters relation for their jokes, this one exceptional.

    • @vaniljacob
      @vaniljacob 6 років тому +7

      And then Archer makes the same comeback line.

  • @yoshiemaster9784
    @yoshiemaster9784 6 років тому +68

    Every time Shirou says "I want that" is just another peak of this series to me.

  • @x43902467
    @x43902467 6 років тому +183

    This running gag about everyone's love of Saber, you'd think it would get old, but nope, it just keeps getting funnier.

    • @saltyk9869
      @saltyk9869 6 років тому +26

      How can you not love Saber? She's Saber!

    • @heathenpride7931
      @heathenpride7931 6 років тому +14

      x43902467
      Next thing you know even Berserker will mutter a line about loving Saber.

    • @JakeSmith-mq5dc
      @JakeSmith-mq5dc 6 років тому +43

      Gilgamesh is gonna be the ultimate punchline to this joke, just you watch.

    • @god1412
      @god1412 6 років тому +3

      @@saltyk9869 nein she is baber

    • @stevenharper9108
      @stevenharper9108 6 років тому +4

      And both the other female servants calling Shirou 'sweet boy.'

  • @selenaschneider2613
    @selenaschneider2613 4 роки тому +278

    S: "Tomato tomayto"
    A: "More like To-mato ta-nuclear warhead."
    My favorite line

    • @q-tip9962
      @q-tip9962 Рік тому

      I actually use this from time to time whenever I need to emphasize how different things are.

    • @my_girl_seraphine5294
      @my_girl_seraphine5294 9 місяців тому

      It’s become part of my regular vernacular, especially whenever I have to explain to completely different things to someone. I love how confused it makes people

  • @aster0781
    @aster0781 6 років тому +265

    I like how Saber isn't reacting to people being attracted to her, almost like this is an everyday thing for her.

    • @EcoasLL
      @EcoasLL 6 років тому +49

      B Rank Charisma*

    • @lizardperson9648
      @lizardperson9648 6 років тому +23

      She succesfully pretended to be a man her whole life. Does that mean Kojiro is gay?

    • @henfinzim
      @henfinzim 6 років тому +9

      @@lizardperson9648 It's more like no one cared if she was a woman or not.

    • @scurreith3667
      @scurreith3667 6 років тому +21

      My thoughts actually veer towards considering how heavily this series already references Zero that almost all the servants were hitting on her in the 4th Grail war as well, we know at least canonically Gilgamesh definitely was.

  • @chuzhengsun9756
    @chuzhengsun9756 6 років тому +320

    This is... actually very accurate. Shinji is actually more attatched to Shirou than he is attracted to Rin, so he was actually more jelous of Rin getting her hand on Shirou than Shirou getting close with Rin

    • @sammydray5919
      @sammydray5919 5 років тому +26

      Is that a joke or is this true?? Sorry I am new to fate series and so far anything seems possible 😅

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 5 років тому +31

      @@sammydray5919 Probably wasn't intended. But it comes off that way.

    • @nikhildominic1565
      @nikhildominic1565 4 роки тому +36

      Shirou is the only friend he had and shirou then left the archery club and sakura kept acting wife with him and then shirou turns out to be a war participant and rin outright rejects his offer and joins hands with him.........
      Shinji always has been a piece of trash........ Clearly he wasn't in good
      Mental condition..... Also the ra** thingo going around in HF made him more uglier to me
      There maybe truth to the statement that he was jealous and wanted to ruin shirou

    • @blazingshadow2669
      @blazingshadow2669 4 роки тому +17

      @@sammydray5919 shinji thinks of women as playthings and shirou is good natured so he thinks that is the closest thing to a true friend he is allowed to have

    • @sammydray5919
      @sammydray5919 4 роки тому

      @@blazingshadow2669 I'm sorry what???

  • @elixxon
    @elixxon 6 років тому +567

    "If not for the Grail I'd have no idea what French even means."
    Said by the Savior of France.

    • @viavlalala4764
      @viavlalala4764 6 років тому +41

      Guess he knows Jeanne from his memory..

    • @elixxon
      @elixxon 6 років тому +48

      @@viavlalala4764 It's a Fate Grand Order meme from a certain singularity. ;P

    • @viavlalala4764
      @viavlalala4764 6 років тому +1

      @@elixxon That's the point...

    • @elixxon
      @elixxon 6 років тому +2

      @@viavlalala4764 Yep... it definitely missed me. XD

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 6 років тому +1

      I should have added this in the subs

  • @ArcaneIllumination
    @ArcaneIllumination 6 років тому +465

    It's like this episode was handcrafted by Project Mouthwash themselves just to amuse us. Oh wait, it was, and it was amazing.

    • @sudowoodo9579
      @sudowoodo9579 6 років тому +1

      ArcaneIllumination think you’re better than me? Got two top comments now you’re on your high horse. Big guy.

    • @ArcaneIllumination
      @ArcaneIllumination 6 років тому +1

      @@sudowoodo9579 This has never happened to me before. I don't think it's ever going to happen again.

  • @phoenixag196
    @phoenixag196 6 років тому +704

    Proof that people don't die when they are killed.

    • @rjofusetsudzin8011
      @rjofusetsudzin8011 6 років тому +62

      Shirou to Archer: You should have aimed for head.

    • @briansutak6621
      @briansutak6621 6 років тому +63

      @@rjofusetsudzin8011 Archer: Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

    • @NoAnimeNL
      @NoAnimeNL 6 років тому +14

      "people don't die when they are killed"
      *Gilgamesh gets killed by an arrow...*

    • @rjofusetsudzin8011
      @rjofusetsudzin8011 6 років тому +2

      @@briansutak6621Shirou: WHAT?!! That´s supposed to be my trick!

    • @ЕвгенийЕфимов-й7н
      @ЕвгенийЕфимов-й7н 5 років тому

      @@rjofusetsudzin8011 why i read this with Abriged Shirou vesrion?

  • @nathanespinosa3463
    @nathanespinosa3463 6 років тому +888

    Shirou said "no" to saber
    "It's like that word was handcrafted by the devil himself to torment me" said saber
    Rin called archer the devil
    Archer=Shirou
    Shirou=devil

    • @ajnapalm
      @ajnapalm 5 років тому +53

      Considering all the No's he's been tossing at Rin? Makes sense.

    • @thechristopherous789
      @thechristopherous789 5 років тому +21

      There are a lot of references similar to this

    • @SanvelloSerapiega
      @SanvelloSerapiega 5 років тому +20

      Shiro also does this with other Shiro

    • @The_Prophet2104
      @The_Prophet2104 5 років тому +20

      Funnily enough, Shirou said the exact same thing about Archer.

    • @pascalquenneville1581
      @pascalquenneville1581 5 років тому +21

      Considering Angra Mainyu took is apperance he kinda is something close to it.

  • @kookieman2227
    @kookieman2227 5 років тому +263

    22:06 My mouth just litterly dropped to the floor, utterly gobsmacked.
    Damn. That was just damn. Mentioning Jason like that.

  • @thexenosaiyan
    @thexenosaiyan 6 років тому +768

    My god, everyone really does fall in love with Saber! Baeber! Baebaer? Baber?

    • @mindassassin
      @mindassassin 6 років тому +83

      Waifu class servant

    • @somewhatobsessedwithgaming9862
      @somewhatobsessedwithgaming9862 6 років тому +26

      Welcome to my world some 6 years ago. She be my baber too.

    • @1erickf50
      @1erickf50 6 років тому +1

      *Dicker*

    • @PremierRikLatyeskov
      @PremierRikLatyeskov 6 років тому +2

      I mean it happened to me too, so yeah, circa 2 or 3 years ago.

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 6 років тому +1

      Here's a question is there a male version of her and if so coupled with the female version I would have Soo MUCH fun with both of them

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 5 років тому +973

    If Saber had watched American cable television before facing Other Saber this is how that scene could have gone.
    Saber: My turn to guess. Someone of your sword skill and heritage is obvious.
    Other Saber: Now hold on.
    Saber: You are Samurai Jack.
    Other Saber (Mumbling): That is actually better than what I thought she was going to say.

    • @darthrevan4748
      @darthrevan4748 4 роки тому +112

      Try to get back,
      back to the past,
      Samurai Kojirou
      W-watch out!

    • @soup7850
      @soup7850 4 роки тому +31

      now I have to watch samurai Jack sincerely thanks for reminding me

    • @olafgurke4699
      @olafgurke4699 4 роки тому +12

      @@darthrevan4748 There just is none like Joshua, after all.

    • @greggsmith7542
      @greggsmith7542 3 роки тому +5

      Best thing I've read today

    • @josephbriggs2257
      @josephbriggs2257 2 роки тому +13

      Jack would legit be a badass Servant, like Herakles tier XD

  • @monarchlaciel3057
    @monarchlaciel3057 6 років тому +281

    Everyone's talking about everyone liking Baeber, but no one's talking about the people who like Shirou's strong hands.

    • @MRNONO76280
      @MRNONO76280 6 років тому +50

      Strong hands maybe but don't forget that Those hands will never hold anything

    • @rum5878
      @rum5878 6 років тому +19

      So as we pray...

    • @vaniljacob
      @vaniljacob 6 років тому +20

      I.N.I. Unlimited Baeber Works

    • @JakeSmith-mq5dc
      @JakeSmith-mq5dc 6 років тому +7

      @@rum5878 *U.N.L.I.M.I.T.E.D. B.L.A.D.E. W.O.R.K.S.*

    • @draggonic
      @draggonic 6 років тому +2

      kira yoshikage

  • @randomdude9583
    @randomdude9583 5 років тому +87

    24:06
    You can really feel Archer's frustration and feeling of sheer rage in this entire dialogue and it is freaking amazing.

  • @0axis771
    @0axis771 6 років тому +1219

    Have I mentioned how much I love you guys? Because my most favorite moment for a narrative to this story has to be this moment:
    *Archer:* I've got a Hitler question for you, Shirou.
    *Shirou:* Huh?
    *Archer:* Let's say that right before his death, knowing everything that Adolf Hitler had done, he got a chance to talk to himself in his formative years. He's young, he's naive. Would Hitler try to set himself down a different path? Or kill him to save himself the grief?
    *Shirou:* What does this have to do with Caster?
    *Archer:* If Hitler knows his dreams will destroy him, should Hitler kill Hitler? Or, is it important that little Hitler see through his ambitions, consequences be damned?
    This is a VERY deep question that you had Archer ask Shirou, that I cannot help but feel it's something we all could think about. If our lives went through a very horrible turn where we self-destructed or did terrible things, and had a chance to meet our younger self, we would only feel we had two options. Choose to deviate them from the path they have set themselves to, or kill them so they don't go through with it.
    And asking it in the way of using Adolf Hitler was a brilliant move that makes you really think. If Hitler is young, naive, even innocent, should he die? His future isn't set in stone, but he may have a drive that might make him set on the path of destruction.
    It's seriously something else and it's one of the reasons that I love the stuff you guys do.

    • @0axis771
      @0axis771 5 років тому +58

      @@michaeldaniels642 I agree. That's a very simple logic, and I would even think that way too.
      But when I think more about it, I'm killing someone that didn't yet do anything wrong. He could still turn into the monster, but he could end up also being a better person and not that monster. He hasn't yet done anything.
      But here in the context of what Archer asks Shirou, it's Archer talking to his younger naive self. To him, there are only two options. Either Shirou gives up his dream, or Archer kills Shirou.

    • @TusharSingh-zh5tq
      @TusharSingh-zh5tq 5 років тому +41

      @@0axis771 And also, had Redhead Emiya answered, "Kill Hitler" that would've been Archer's cue to slice and dics (not that it would've mattered, he still did it lol).

    • @0axis771
      @0axis771 5 років тому +38

      @@TusharSingh-zh5tq Indeed, but they dodged that when Archer brought up Batman. XD

    • @gamebotsonline
      @gamebotsonline 5 років тому +30

      @@michaeldaniels642 Gonna be honest, World War II probably saved us from a full nuclear war. Imagine if all those countries erupted into another war after nukes were widespread. Just consider that for a moment.

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 5 років тому +13

      I feel like hitler would just give little hitler tips on being a better or in this case worse hitler.

  • @FaytKion
    @FaytKion 6 років тому +147

    Not sure if anyone else caught the difference between shirou's and EMIYA's lines but cutting out the hero part of the unbridled wrath was subtle but so damn fitting to the lore.

  • @greg7152
    @greg7152 6 років тому +635

    Sasaki Kojirou
    “Without the grail I wouldn’t know what French is”
    But you’re the savior of France

    • @vaniljacob
      @vaniljacob 6 років тому +4

      EnemySpotted What?

    • @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327
      @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 6 років тому +49

      @@vaniljacob A meme from the android gacha game Fate / Grand Order... Someone explained it up in the comments.
      I would play it but F/GO doesn't work on emulators. :/

    • @Wookiescantfly
      @Wookiescantfly 6 років тому +201

      @@vaniljacob tldr Assassin servants are strong against Riders in Fate Grand/Order. In the New Orleans chapter there's a lot of Wyverns as enemies, which are Rider type enemies. Kojiro is an easy early game servant that made that singularity easy af, leading to two memes of "The Savior of France" and "Dragons are just bigger Swallows"

    • @alithia2264
      @alithia2264 6 років тому +47

      Well, without the Grail, he wouldn't be the savior of France either.

    • @demonlordoftheroundtable2456
      @demonlordoftheroundtable2456 6 років тому +6

      @@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 Ummmmmmmm it works on iOS as well it isn't just android

  • @wrathsin7066
    @wrathsin7066 2 роки тому +74

    Something I can't believe I never noticed until now was Archer only saying "Shirou Fucking Emiya" instead of Shirou's "Of the Hero known as Shirou Fucking Emiya" showing that Archer doesn't see himself as a hero, holy fuck this abridged series has such great writing.

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 11 місяців тому +2

      Also worth noting, if you take the lip flaps as indicating when he's actually speaking aloud rather than thinking it, he says "Feel the wrath - Fucking Emiya", making it just barely possible for Shirou to interpret that scene as the sequel to "Get wrecked Shirou".

  • @GBlockbreaker
    @GBlockbreaker 5 років тому +377

    "because he wasn't enough of a man to face me"
    ...
    yes?
    of course she wasn't

    • @KatarHero72
      @KatarHero72 5 років тому +50

      Wrong Musashi.

    • @firestormxp2391
      @firestormxp2391 2 роки тому +3

      In fate musashi is a girl

    • @SuperSayianWarrior
      @SuperSayianWarrior 2 роки тому +5

      @@firestormxp2391 a singularity similar to Mysterious Heroine X. There is a Male Miyamoto Musashi of legend that would spawn Assassin

  • @terry5183
    @terry5183 5 років тому +682

    Friendly reminder that Canadian subtitles hold many secrets.

    • @lukatosic09
      @lukatosic09 5 років тому +11

      Yes

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw 5 років тому +7

      such as?

    • @solopowermove2131
      @solopowermove2131 5 років тому +62

      @@Gashnaw try it for about 10 seconds of dialogue and you will quickly find out.

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw 5 років тому +40

      @@solopowermove2131 i nearly pissed myself laughing.

    • @xderrodecki8905
      @xderrodecki8905 5 років тому +5

      these are so good ahahahahahha

  • @andrewowens4421
    @andrewowens4421 6 років тому +410

    Shiro and Archer are weird about each other. This is canon.

    • @hihelo5131
      @hihelo5131 6 років тому +15

      Yes it is

    • @Petrico94
      @Petrico94 6 років тому +17

      it gets weirder

    • @hihelo5131
      @hihelo5131 6 років тому +13

      @@Petrico94 dont you mean waaay wierder

    • @Petrico94
      @Petrico94 6 років тому +7

      @@hihelo5131 Yeah but i don't want to spoil the thing about the arm, just leaving it vague enough anyone who hasn't read the VN can be shocked how weird it gets

    • @crazydude21000
      @crazydude21000 6 років тому +3

      @@Petrico94 wtf i know that thing happens but idk the context of it but really it get waay weirder.....i really fucken want that route abridged now!!!

  • @Kuroshiro24
    @Kuroshiro24 5 років тому +137

    The word "no" is a free command spell against saber.

    • @James35142
      @James35142 3 роки тому +10

      Well, she was a king, so she probably didn't hear it often.

  • @fantomdranzerx
    @fantomdranzerx 5 років тому +111

    I don't know what it is about Caster saying "Please die" after commenting on how weird Shirou and Archer are about each other, but I find the delivery hilarious.

  • @knightofsteel2783
    @knightofsteel2783 6 років тому +630

    She's a rule breaker that one.................
    Oh
    Oh
    Oh
    I get it

  • @doctorbrydin7294
    @doctorbrydin7294 6 років тому +65

    "Is there anyone in this war that ISN'T in love with my servant."
    Lancer. Which is why I love him.

    • @plamenminchev6563
      @plamenminchev6563 6 років тому +1

      Ah, but SHE is inlove with his mole ;)

    • @MrYoyoshi9
      @MrYoyoshi9 6 років тому +3

      @@plamenminchev6563 Diarmuid is not in this war, and saber doesn't even get affected by the mole

    • @TheCaptainKuhn
      @TheCaptainKuhn 2 роки тому

      Maybe Kirei too

  • @myliege8197
    @myliege8197 2 роки тому +49

    24:13 Kojiro: His life is of value to Saber, and as such, of value to me.
    Also you lied to me you jerk
    Give Kojiro a hug.

  • @gottesurteil3201
    @gottesurteil3201 6 років тому +293

    Thank you for the distinction between true magic and magecraft.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +6

      That is gonna be SUCH a huge helper for newcomers to the Nasuverse. ^_^

    • @CyanMedic
      @CyanMedic 6 років тому +13

      I am fully in love with how educated the writer(s?) is(are?) about the Nasuverse. There are so many jokes that someone who also knows their shit can appreciate.

    • @Durahan13
      @Durahan13 6 років тому

      @@CyanMedic Tomato and Nuclear Warhead.
      Awesome.

  • @atigerclaw
    @atigerclaw 5 років тому +245

    "I'm having a very fun time, Saber."
    "As am I, Other Saber."
    *Snicker* I feel like this should have ended up as a huge running joke far and beyond where it went. Al la the Captain Morgan commercial.
    "Saber." "Saber." "Saber." "Saaaberrr!" "Saber." "Saber."
    "Seriously, do all the servants want to BE Saber or something?"
    "Want to be, or be with. We make no distinction there."

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 4 роки тому +4

      My mom was in the military. I've had moments when I went to things like award ceremonies where there was nearly a solid minute of people addressing each other by rank, and half of them had the same rank (or at least they're rank's abbreviated form was the same).

  • @YakiToriChan
    @YakiToriChan 5 років тому +170

    “You know us Japanese men so fond of our thousands of grains” why does this quote sum up me and my whole family XD

  • @axcelleria
    @axcelleria 5 років тому +787

    Archer: "You wanna talk about penetration, Caster?"
    Caster: "Aaaah~~"

  • @edale2
    @edale2 6 років тому +787

    10:50 "I certainly picked to worst words to come in on"
    I had to pause the video for like 20 min to get my laughing under control. lol.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 6 років тому +58

      Shiro:Awesome Shinji:How dare you speak to me like that! That part was hilarious

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 6 років тому +71

      I love how they keep foreshadowing the Shiro/Archer connection in this series. And their relationship is just awesome with Shiro idolizing archer, and archer completely despising Shiro.
      The Hitler analogy makes me wonder how much they altered the the normal Fate/Moon timeline. Did he still just fail horribly at saving some people, or did he go off the rails and do something REALLY bad?

    • @heliasprael3203
      @heliasprael3203 6 років тому +20

      @@kyriss12 Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they changed it completely and ended it with Archer not really being Shirou lol

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 6 років тому +36

      @@heliasprael3203
      That would be the ultimate troll move, and I would love them even more for it.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 6 років тому +16

      16:42 wouldnt really work with that

  • @TheLucidChiba
    @TheLucidChiba 6 років тому +457

    So I wasn't really attracted to Medea until now, that's a thing.
    Very attractive sounding, great delivery.

    • @varp4557
      @varp4557 5 років тому +3

      exactly

    • @Irmarinen
      @Irmarinen 5 років тому +24

      Read "Path of the King" fanfic by Neoalfa. Thank me later ;)

    • @kookieman2227
      @kookieman2227 5 років тому +3

      @@Irmarinen Thank you

    • @nazrael8826
      @nazrael8826 5 років тому +3

      @@Irmarinen I appreciate the lemons

    • @nobleswordsman2731
      @nobleswordsman2731 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, saw this comment right when she whispered in his ear with purr.

  • @ryancottrill7742
    @ryancottrill7742 6 років тому +88

    Holy crap. Shirou has red hair and got out of the friend zone. He is Ron Weasley.
    U guys r freaking geniuses!!!

  • @detectiveghost8856
    @detectiveghost8856 4 роки тому +121

    Favorite line: Archer: What the fuck is wrong with me?!? Why'd I do that?!?
    #relatable

  • @yoshiemaster9784
    @yoshiemaster9784 6 років тому +62

    Archer: "I know what that pain in your chest is." Proceeds to slice Caster. "...It was pain."

    • @chackmete9177
      @chackmete9177 6 років тому +8

      There is something on your face: it was a nuclear tomato.

  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +1634

    2nd necessary pin; Female Musashi is an anomaly from an abandoned timeline. In Fate, every other timeline feature Musashi as a man and he narrates a section of GO. Even if that weren't the case, Sasaki Kojiro's existence is sublimated from the story of his duel with Musashi which accounts for him as a man. Worst case, that would be the Musashi Sasaki knows(but again, see point one). Fewer "Musashi is a woman" comments please.

    • @connormawe01
      @connormawe01 6 років тому +84

      Thank you. It was annoying how many of those comments there were. Also, thank you for the heads up about the tons of TTRPG content I was missing out on. I love that stuff!

    • @TheNothing598
      @TheNothing598 6 років тому +6

      Musashi was Sasaki Kojiro.

    • @saltybastard5068
      @saltybastard5068 6 років тому +30

      once again fate screws up its own timeline and lore, thanks fate

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +143

      @@saltybastard5068 This is more a case of people seeing that there's a female Musashi and not knowing her lore. There's also an obviously divide in the comments between people who've kept up with all of GO and those who only know what's been translated. Can't really fault them for it.

    • @drewbrueckl8555
      @drewbrueckl8555 6 років тому +9

      Same with King Arthur too

  • @agentX871
    @agentX871 5 років тому +128

    "Prepare to feel the unbridled wrath of the hero known as shirou fucking emiya"
    "I certainly picked the worst words to come in on"
    LMAOOO what an intelligent way to put it

  • @TheZephyrStorm
    @TheZephyrStorm 6 років тому +166

    Shirou’s magic is worse than anything his dad knew and yet Saber is just so happy it’s not the same

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 6 років тому +24

      Well if you are any familiar with Emiya Kiritsugu on what he does without magic and throw in his Servant Self in FGO, you would be happy too that Shirou it´s not the same either.

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 6 років тому +27

      Saber really hated Kiritsugu and his methods.

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 6 років тому

      If FGO were to have Kiritsugu as Servant, game would need to have actively around masters in every fights.
      That's what he is good at after all

    • @sageention3683
      @sageention3683 6 років тому +11

      @@gildedphoenix FGO already has Kiritsugi as a servant.
      A counter force guardian like Archer here, and is also called Emiya like Archer.

    • @jacklegends2799
      @jacklegends2799 6 років тому +9

      @@gildedphoenix He already is, an Assassin servant. He has The Grail(Iri) backing him up. A bitter sweet character, especially in his final acsension(cute, but heart wretching).
      Edit: Also, in Assassin Kirisugu's universe, doesnt know Iri, but because of her love for him from the original Fate Zero universe, as the Grail, Iri unconciously helps him.

  • @Unclaimed_Username
    @Unclaimed_Username 6 років тому +587

    HE'S SABER,
    *SHE'S* SABER,
    HE'S SABER!
    IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO *ISN'T* A SABER CLASS?
    **distant umu across time and space**

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 6 років тому +48

      Oh gods, not the umu!

    • @vaniljacob
      @vaniljacob 6 років тому +43

      *UmU*
      Somewhere, in some other universe, Archer is cringing himself.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 6 років тому +14

      nameless:"dangit,stop umuing! i wish rin summoned me instead of emiya"

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +3

      @@lpfan4491 *_I really_** do **_wish Nameless was the one summoned instead of EMIYA._*

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +6

      Unclaimed Username
      Emperor, this is Summer, so you're a Caster right now!
      _(it really is Summer in my country)_

  • @blitz9923
    @blitz9923 6 років тому +308

    Is it wrong I wished kojiro would say "Your name is pendragon and dragons are just bigger swallows".

    • @GSSAGE7
      @GSSAGE7 6 років тому +14

      While this series makes frequent references to FSN and Fate/Zero, I think referencing FGO is a bit too obscure and would require some explaination.

    • @Guigão_Boladão
      @Guigão_Boladão 6 років тому +48

      @@adenbishop9683 During the early days of FGO, Kojirou was a effective unit to use againt wyvern enemies due to those being classed as rider-type enemies (FGO has rock-paper-scisors mechanic) and due to the fact that he was a easy unit to evolve to max level. Since the first chapter of FGO (happens in France) has a lot of wyverns, this ended up resulting in a meme where Sasaki became know as the saviour of France. From there a lot of other memes startep poping up, including the whole "Dragons are just bigger swallows".

    • @GSSAGE7
      @GSSAGE7 6 років тому +28

      @@adenbishop9683 This went even further when there was an event which has Saint George (famed as a dragon slayer) and Saint Martha (famed for taming a dragon-like monster) just hanging out eating stolen food with none other than Sasaki "Regend" Kojiro.

    • @Katcxze
      @Katcxze 6 років тому +6

      @Aden Bishop
      Check out Sasaki Kojiro's wiki page on the Typemoon wikia and then look below his image and see what he's also known as. I can't believe the mods on that wikia actually allowed that title to be kept.

    • @water_color
      @water_color 6 років тому +3

      Dammit *regend* you had one job

  • @fyrelord7826
    @fyrelord7826 2 роки тому +36

    Caster: So what's your plan here, Archer? You're within MY territory!
    Archer: Penetrate your body with a hail of projectiles, until you die screaming. Tends to work...
    Caster: Mere arrows?
    Archer: Projectiles, yes!

  • @gamebawesome
    @gamebawesome 6 років тому +413

    Gun.....
    .....Magic?

    • @alphax-shroom6781
      @alphax-shroom6781 6 років тому +29

      I Mean, Emiya Alter or Nameless can do it so I guess shes not wrong, he is practising what can lead to Gun Magic.

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 6 років тому +18

      Origin Bullet: Aka make mágical bullets out of your own ribs, wich leads to fucking every circuit magic of the target.

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 5 років тому +6

      No, only Women can do gun magic.
      And I applaud anyone who knows the manga I am referencing there.

    • @shirouneko2488
      @shirouneko2488 5 років тому

      Michael Daniels i dont but can you tell me anyway

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 5 років тому +7

      @@shirouneko2488 The manga is Kurohime which is features witch gunslingers who fire magic bullets which are alive in some sense hence why only women can use this type of magic as new life grows in the womb and that is literally stated in the series as being the reason why only women can make this kind of magic.

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister 6 років тому +113

    The progenitor of being a HACK.
    Now that's a title :D
    I like other Saber. He's so casual about all this.

    • @rexerator
      @rexerator 5 років тому +5

      Other Saber is best Saber 😂

  • @Samm815
    @Samm815 6 років тому +180

    (False) Assassin: "None, shall pass!"
    King Artoria: "What?"
    (False) Assassin: "I said none shall pass! What are you deaf?"

    • @ThatTCG
      @ThatTCG 6 років тому

      Altria*

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 6 років тому +4

      Who's False Assassin? I think you meant to say false Saber. You need to edit your post there buddy.

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 6 років тому +1

      @@shadowofdimentio4618 Sorry I was writing one-handed and eating with the other hand. Now it's fixed.

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 6 років тому

      @@ThatTCG Fuck you...

    • @sidneyconlon9947
      @sidneyconlon9947 6 років тому

      @@ThatTCG Arturia

  • @Allday524
    @Allday524 5 років тому +58

    "Someone of your sword skill and heritage is obvious!*
    *Now hold on!*
    Sasaki wanted none of what she was about to say.

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 6 років тому +732

    Everytime I hear Caster call Shirou "My sweet boy" I feel like she is either going to seduce him or convince him to make her his new mommy. Or both. I mean she is from Greek mythology right, characters from those myths were weird like that.

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 6 років тому +28

      @Angel Guzman Therefore Medea is evil and must be killed with extreme prejuice… or give her enough gun pla to keep her busy during milennia… wichever is more acessible really.

    • @knightofsteel2783
      @knightofsteel2783 6 років тому +5

      @Angel Guzman you know what would be a perfect payback to Jason......... making him a one star cause fuck him

    • @azidk9065
      @azidk9065 6 років тому +2

      Ah Zeus and his strange fetishes. Like when he turned into a cow to fuk a women.

    • @erasablefallen7223
      @erasablefallen7223 6 років тому +3

      @Angel Guzman I hate Gilgamesh for what he did to Illya in FSN but after playing the Babylonia chapter of FGO, he's got A LOT more respect from me. FYI you pretty much help him sever the gods from the world and essentially hasten the end of the age of the gods in one final clash with one of the strongest gods there is. Near world ending battle, fucking epic.

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 6 років тому +2

      @@erasablefallen7223 as for Gilgamesh ( pre chill the fuck out or as i like to call him the King of prepotence) he can rot in hell for all i care the other Gil (post chill) is pretty okay in my books.

  • @arcanus5120
    @arcanus5120 6 років тому +56

    "hand crafted by the devil himself just to torment me" Kinda true tbh. Grail brings the servants into the world. The Grail is tainted by the Zoroastrian version of the devil. That same grail want to inflict all the evils of the world onto humanity. Very clever.

    • @arcanus5120
      @arcanus5120 6 років тому

      @Sam Larrimore works both ways

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 6 років тому

      Technically the Angra Mainyu corrupting the Grail is not the actual one from Zoroastrian mythology but, a human who was given the name by people for some stupid reason. So not really the Zoroastrian devil.

    • @arcanus5120
      @arcanus5120 6 років тому

      @@michaeldaniels642 I could make excuses, but tbh explaining the avenger from the third war would have been too much effort and kinda undermined the analogy