Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep4: Ideal Archer
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- Опубліковано 8 гру 2018
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Written by Logan Laidlaw
Edited by Logan Laidlaw / Lip Sync by Aaron Robert Parnell
Cast
Shirou Emiya - Matthew "YamatoSFX" Kok
Archer - Logan Laidlaw
Saber - Ariel Hansen
Rin Tohsaka - Corey Woods
Shinji Matou - Kenneth Tynan
Caster - Ama Bennington
Assassin - Logan Laidlaw
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So... is this beautiful series dead? :(
I checked and their working on getting voice actors for episodes 5 and 6
I volunteer as tribute!!! ❤️🦊❤️
@@Spicystachegamer i mean.. half a year is over but hell yea. i would love to see more of this
@@Fence07 same i love this so much
"You are Jean de Arc!"
"Do I look French to you?"
She sounds so Britishly angry that he called her French
Meanwhile in Apocrabridged (not really though)
Sieg: *sees jeanne* Saber?
Jeanne: does my chests look that flat to you?
Sieg: good point ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well at one point the French and the British did had a sort of rivalry
Which is strange because she is from Welsh tales.
@bryan diaz varela Wales didn't become part of England till over a millennium after the tales of Arthur were told. Also, a Welsh accent and a British accent are completely different sounding.
@bryan diaz varela Unable to use a search engine and losing some memory, I guess so.
I like that Archer got legitimately pissed when Caster implied he was bad at sex. No pride except in cooking and being eroge protagonist.
have you heard the diss that lancer dropped in the latest episode?
*I mean, how many man can say they gave king arthur 2 orgasms*
@@avroarchitect1793I mean, Cu Chulainn _is_ a womanizer.
"You are Musashi Miyamoto."
I swear, that is the worst thing you can tell Sasaki Kojirou.
Francis Ong IRK
She just Roast Regend
Saviour of France
Sasaki: (thinking) Oh this btch.
@@davidajayi6516 oh night God I right know?
Am I only the one thinking the Pocket Monsters Musashi and Kojiro get their name from Musashi Miyamoto and Sasaki Kojiro?
This comment sounds random srry hahaha
As much as I love the Fate route, Mom Saber honestly makes more sense than a grown-ass woman falling for a 16yo boy lol
She saw what happened with Mordred maybe she trying to make sure it doesn't happen again.
Especially with her... complicated history with his adoptive father.
It also makes it much sweeter that she's actually trying to take care of someone after she both didn't have the chance to _and_ failed to do so once she did with Mordred. I like to think once Artoria learns to open up to allowing herself to be a _person_ instead of a king she'd begin to see the parallels between Shirou and Mordred.
Well in her day, long life was not common. Perhaps concept of 16 and 20 year old was more common? Look at the old ways of basically selling your daughter for s pig or other item. Best I can tell it was not commonly like age to future husband. Plus chivalry way of handling women was not the fallacy people believe today.
Didn't she stop aging at 15 when she drew the sword from the stone?
@@pavelbinnell1324 Yeah but she's still 35 if you exclude the time since she "died" and Shirou is 17 soooo Saber was cradle robbin'
Archer: You know nothing about me.
Shirou: Accurately guesses Archer's backstory on his first try.
Archer: I can't say that was expected.
He's feeling a very complicated version of hatred.
@@Ian-wn5lc that's how it is when you hate yourself.
Archer: Shut up Shirou
@@hellborne7995 but it's not just hating yourself, its hating a part version of yourself in a different time while also hating the current version of yourself. Slightly more complicated by the fact he probably cant tell if he hats him on his own merits or just becuase he is himself.
@@Ezekiel_Allium basically an amplified cringing on your early years
Wait, I got it. Saber doesn't know how to deal with people telling her "no" because when she was alive the only things she heard was "of course, your majesty", "it will be done, my king" and "father, make me your successor!!"
@midgetydeath why not both
@@alexanderjohnson3014 both is good
@midgetydeath except this is the servant who needs two command seals for absolute obedience, so I doubt 1 "no" can stop her
i read someone saying that it's because in the old celtic language, king's arthur's legend is , supossely, based in part from celtics , there was't the word "no", they used to use something like "isn't or aren't"
You forgot "let me fuck you harder daddy"
Baeber: "You got this, Saber?"
Sasaki: "Of course, True Saber! His swordsmanship is lacking."
Actually Satan: "SHUT UP!"
He sounds so offended.
I laugh every time. XD That’s a low blow troll jab at Archer.
Also indirectly calling saber a bad teacher
@@wyatthatch1952 or just calling archer a bad student. Which is even more insulting as he's basically being told he didn't keep up his training IN FRONT OF HIS TEACHER. WHOM HE IS IN LOVE WITH!!!
@@VitaeLibra that's even better
@@wyatthatch1952 kinda stole some of it from another comment but glad you like it
Archer: Try to hurt me.
Shirou: I think you're a good person.
Archer: *TRIGGERED*
I fell like "His swordmanship is lacking" hurt on a much deeper level
@@GigglesClown how?
@@myoldchannel0 because he was trained by saber, the person he loved who was also watching and probably thinking the same thing or at least thats my take on it, could be his swordsmanship is an integral part if his being after so long
@@GigglesClown pretty sure archer EMIYA has his own style, didn’t saber make a big deal about that in UBW
@@superkc2557 He does have his own style, which he knew how to develop thanks to being trained in the first place. You kinda need to have good training in using swords first if you want to develop a good unique style.
"So archer lied to me" UBW in a nutshell
You'r lie in The Holy Grail war
Marcelo Nunes m
Pretty much
It's a classic case of
S[he] be[lie]ve[d]
That's right, the good ol' Sbeve....so where is the door again?
The Devil that isn't Lucifer Morningstar lying? That's so surprising.
Ah yes, Gun. The strongest of magical techniques. As demonstrated by the best mage to ever existed, Joker.
Joker, JOKER, or Joker-sama?
Was thinking fairy tail guns magic
to be real, Kiritsugu damn near won the last war using the magic of gun.
@@InfernosReaper but all saber wanted was a serious of hero duels like this one
@@daevious_ yes
"I had to deal with being the sole survivor of a thousand people"
Yeah, that's called being the sperm that made it to the egg.
Ok, twice
Actually that makes sense...
That was too perfect and accurate
*_#1 Victory Royale_*
_I'm sorry._
Why is this so funny xD
Archer: Was Hitler My Great Slip-Up?
Shirou: 16:44
Also Archer: ....Oh....
Starting to get the impression that Shirou thinks about "pipes" the same way that his dad thought about "marbles".
Unlimited Pipe Works
Well, swords kinda have pipes or bars as a core in some cases. So... Yeah
(not my idea) one has a pipe dream, the other lost his marbles.
@@startreker20 think I had that same comment on another video, I think it was the first one that got taken down way back when. But yeah, pretty much!
“I killed you”
“I KILLED YOU”
“BUT I KILLED Y-oh true magic, you flickered time”
Saber.... No
It's like that word was handcrafted by satan himself just to torment me
Apparently people DON'T die when they're killed.
ItsTime2Battle it would seem so
@@zuenseow You should see what Aozaki Aoko did in her younger years. ¬¬'
Nobody tell Aoko Medea did this, or Fujuki will go big boom.
Assassin:you are Joan of d'arc
Baber:do I look remotely French to you!?
I think she's still mad about the last time
Yeah
Never summon a servant who greatly resembles a person another servant knew in their lifetime
Also, she's British, Jeanne is French, soooo.
Wait King Arthur and Jean D'Arc actually met??
@@vaquishers I think he's referring to Fate/Zero, where one character repeatedly tries to convince Saber that she is actually Jeanne
@@regmolar oh you mean that guy obsessed with our frenchy girl?
“It’s like that word was handcrafted by The Devil himself to torment me.”
Well Saber if you asked Rin you wouldn’t be too far off.
or a very angry mango
Angry mathew
"NO"
Gudao's answer to Dioscuri when he ordered Gudao to **** his sister and continue the bloodline
*Archer* I'm NOT! SATAN!
Archer: But I killed you- oh true magic you flickered time.
Oh shit did Shirou finally learn that people don’t always die if they are killed!?
BUT I KILLED YOU
This comment is golden.
True Magic says "fuck logic". XD
I mean, if Aoko is anything to go by...
@@MrDibara Aoko can break tree's with a roundhouse kick- that beautiful red head don't make *any* damn sense.
@@parkermaisterra8532 And breaking a tree with a roundhouse kick is still just part of her "Magecraft" part. What she does with the "MAGIC" part... *_now_** that **_is mindblowing._*
Archer: "nothing u say can hurt me"
Emiya: "marbles"
Archer: *mental breakdown*
@@whoknows7968 YOU DIDN'T... YOU JUST-! ARGGGGG
shirou:"haha" emiya:"this aint funny,you troll"
I don't get it
@@admin.slayerenryu5217 ... ask Kiritsugu.
Shirou: Do you think you'll be cool if I train with two swords from now on?
Saber: Like Archer?
Me: No, like Kirito.
Gilgamesh: You mongrel! How are you beating me?
Shirou: I have more swords than you... I guess you could say... My numbers are bigger than yours!
@@Makiosaa Epic SAOA reference
Baeber : who would have thought you’d have the mystical power to pull out two swords
Archer: HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!
@@wingzero7X
Berserker:Arrrrrhhg(as scrolls predicted)
Kojiro:You see this type of talent once in lifetime and get killed by it once .
Shiro: you’ll never be Batman
Actually satan: hey F you!
"Prepare to feel the unbridled wrath of the hero known as Shirou fucking Emiya!"
Immediately afterwards, Archer fires on Medea. Man, there are so many nods to this. It's super cool.
Guy Ragnarok Also when Archer repeats the line he leaves out the hero part, which is a super neat detail.
And then he immediately comments on what a terrible line to come in on that was.
@@serendipitousdestruction5266 A very good detail. It does show how Shirou and Archer are exactly alike, but Archer (Emiya) has grown out of some things. He became a hero, and he doesn't have to tell himself or the world that he's a hero.
"Time magic, right?"
"Nope"
"Familiar magic?"
" Sounds complicated"
"..."
"..."
"Guuuun...?"
I love this
I just got this ohh my god
@@knightofsteel2783 ...i dont get it plz explain
@@kingofthejungle5338 kiritsugu used guns and saber thought shirou was using his dad's Magic and she hates kiritsugu
yep Kiritsugu used Time Magic, Familiar magic (or how the hell his bullet magic was called) AND guuuuuns
and this is hillarious xD
@@Fedorchik1536 his bullet magic manifested his Origin inside his enemies, in that it manifested Severing and Binding, his other magical specialty apart from time magic. If I remember correctly that's what it was.
5:35
Shirou: How much of Harry Potter have you read?
Rin: the first four books, why?
Shirou: Don’t worry about it.
This is Gold.
Shh don't tell her
I laughed so hard knowing what becomes of Ron and hermione
It's also based in canon - when Rin mentions wanting to take Shirou on as an apprentice, his first thoughts on how his living arrangements will change is he'll be stuffed into a cupboard under the stairs.
I don't get the joke (never read or watched). What does it mean?
@@sirlezard670 they get married
"More like tomato to nuclear warhead."
My description of the Camelot Singularity in FGO
The Chad Sun
That freaking dadceloth and his secret ruler class was a pain and Mordred spamming like a yandere on steroids or that sun guy I'm havinga flashback ....
I hated that singularity it went from chill game to hey hello and your dead
Amazing story though
Before Camelot: I kill everything
Camelot: Everything kills me
Do what I did I got my Vlad berserker my mash at 60 with her abilities above 6 and a borrow Merlin first two with np charge C's and the Merlin if possible with kaleidoscope / 2030 / or anything with np charge and just do art chains when they pop mash defense plus Merlin's healing keep alive you main attacker and after mash evolves at around chapter 15 she gets attack buff on the np it's a bit slow but one of the safest and reliable ways to beat them
Also it gets worse on Babylonia 😢😭😭😭😭
Babylonia is not as bad as Camelot admittedly.. In terms of sheer ridicule that some bosses had.. This was where reading to cutscenes actually led to helping with the right dialogue options and had some form of countermeasure in place.. I got destroyed in a few turns for agreeing with a Lucha Libre Goddess of Wrestling.. No really..
“Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, or PROGENITOR OF BEING A HACK!!!!!”
Ya know, hearing Kojiro’s perspective on the situation really makes me rethink my appreciation of Miyamoto Musashi. History really is written by the winners 😂😂😂
There is another theory the Koijiro was dead when musashi showed up and had been assassinated for political reasons and musashi said he killed Koijiro to save him from dishonorable death.
John Kubiak huh...I’ve never heard that before. Interesting.
Anyone know if there’s any interaction between Kojiro and Musashi in FGO?
@@manwithabasicprofilepic yeah in shimosa they throw down Koijiro wins and the player warps time and changes what happens so musashi isn't killed. Koijiro stops the fighting and walks away.
@@johnkubiak1154 Huh
That Jason Todd line was delivered with the perfection of a backhanded crowbar swing.
And the warning tones of an unstable clown about to pounce.
@@MrCat-zz5eo Archer does wear red. Just lacking the headgear.
There are so many things that are wrong with that statement. And perfectly right.
True
Funny thing is, I literally only get this reference because of Epic Rap Battles.
This is slowly becoming the Baeber War. The real Holy Grail was the harem Saber made along the way.
Her harem is larger than Shirou and it includes her own sister
@@tonyinfinite5174 And yet her harem doesn't include her actual wife.
@@tonyinfinite5174 I bet it includes her son, too. Who is also a woman.
@@patrickfrost9405 checked the replies just for this comment.
Rin wants her, Shirou gets her, Caster wants her, SAKURA GETS HER, even after her route she's still at the center of things
"It's like that word was handcrafted by the devil himself to torment me."
Shirou who is archer who is actually satan: *laughs in actually satan*
Archer’s soul crushing anguish when even assassin will protect shirou from him is my favorite part of this
the best part is that the Shirou in him actually comes out HARD there.
What's his name other saber
Whispers it's shirou
It is shirou
I actually really like that line, "Flattery will get you everywhere, except through those gates"
and through Shirou's stupidity
Forplay for servants
Your Everyday Protagonist He's not stupid though, just extremely lacking in self-worth.
@Grass No. He's damn stupid as well. He would rather attack Berserker in melee combat with a strengthened stick to save Rin, something that had 0 chances of success, if Nasu wasn't a hack writer, than attacking Illya, who, as far as he knew it, was a defenseless little girl without her servant. He frequently endangered his own allies with his reckless behaviour, not to mention countless civilians. He is stupid and inconsistent, just like the plot itself, for the most part. Nothing meant shit because Nasu would rewrite the rules of his own damn universe every second turn for Shirou to make it to the end. The thing with Shirou is... he should have died, the end.
IchCharacter He primarily went after Berserker because of his lack of self worth. When Shirou sees someone in danger, he's instinctively compelled to help them. Even if it means endangering or hurting those that care about him, he has a compulsive need to help others. Selfish? Sure, that's something Archer mentioned during their battle in the UBW route. Mentally unstable? Why of course, that's why he has a Reality Marble. I certainly wouldn't call him dumb though.
As for Nasu being inconsistent, I've got no rebuttal there. He constantly changes how stuff works, creating literal wars between lore nuts over what's canon and what isn't. The story of Fate/stay night is FAR from being a masterpiece, but I personally really enjoy it for what it is.
Voice actors are damn TALENTED!!!
This Archer's voice actor could have played either Emiya, father or son.
Pretty sure Logan does voice Kiritsugu and Future Shirou.
Caster's performance is 110% too
My favourite is Assasin, hands down. I still come back here to listen to "Ah, King Arthur".
I mean, shirou is always right foundation for those who get what I'm referencing
H.L He plays the Emiya.
The Father, The Son and the Heroic Spirit
“She’s a rulebreaker that woman” took me longer to get but instill laughed afterwards
I don't get it, whats the joke?
@@MJ-pu5lf One of her Noble Phantasms is called Rule Breaker, which allows her to break pretty much most rules... and servant contracts.
Ba dum tss.
I love the almost bromance between Saber and Other-Saber
Don’t you mean romance?
No bromance
Ikr? This version does some much justice to Other-Saber!
This bromance and the bromance she had with lancer in Zero are sweet. Sadly the latter was ruined by cruel realism, but I don't hate Kiritsugu for that.
" prepare to feel the unbridled Wrath, Of SHIROU F### EMIYA!!!"
greatest line ever
"I certainly picked the worst words to come in on!"
I'd say that is the part that truly got me
Shirou: so I noticed you shouted my name when you used your final attack on Caster. Should we talk about that?
Oh I wish they included that
He didn't hear Archer. He was being thrown around by waves of magical energy at that moment.
@@BlazingAzureCrow Oh yeah, forgot that tinnitus was a real thing.....Stupid anime logic making me forget about real consequences
Shiro and Archer are weird about each other. This is canon.
Yes it is
it gets weirder
@@Petrico94 dont you mean waaay wierder
@@hihelo5131 Yeah but i don't want to spoil the thing about the arm, just leaving it vague enough anyone who hasn't read the VN can be shocked how weird it gets
@@Petrico94 wtf i know that thing happens but idk the context of it but really it get waay weirder.....i really fucken want that route abridged now!!!
I can’t wait for Archer to release his Noble Phantasm, the “I want that!”
At which point it will turn into the "I have that." (comment from an earlier video.)
@@Ian-wn5lc really
I can't wait to see Rin saying: "So this is Hell""
The funny thing is, Unlimited Blade Works is LITERALLY that. And I love it.
Then there is Archer:
"No you DONT!" Swings sword
I love how there are constantly incredibly well written lines that feel straight out of an actual anime, and that they're so well written is half the humour when they're right next to "I know what that pain in your chest is... it's pain". Archer giving this hypothetical about Hitler going back in time to kill himself is something that tells us so much about Archer as a character, and then it's like "damn, you've got strong hands!"
Archer makes every scene he's in a thousand times better. I mean, everyone in this abridged is fantastically voiced and written, but Archer in particular stands above the rest.
I second this very strongly. My hat's off to Logan - he does a fantastic job every time he shows up! I never thought there would ever be an English-speaking dub where someone could remotely even compare to Suwabe Junichi... but 5 abridged episodes in and I have to say Suwabe-san has an equal.
Show should technically be about him, the fact that we are able to understand how he knows certain things help a lot
The friendship between Saber and Other Saber makes me really happy.
The best part is, if Saber actually convinced Rider that Other Saber was summoned in the Saber Class (And therefore has a decent Mana score at the very least), she'd be saving him from being insta-killed by Rider's petrification eyes, which would have been the easiest battle every if Shinji wasn't such a terrible master.
True saber and false saber. Fate strange/fake.
Slimeustas The Slime King * only one saber in strange fake *
@@genner108 Maybe there is a second one. We don't even know the true name of true berserker.
Slimeustas The Slime King Yeah.. They told us that only one saber are summoned to connect two holy grail wars so I don't think he's lying. But anything can happen really.
Archer: "You wanna talk about penetration, Caster?"
Caster: "Aaaah~~"
In one timeline, she'd gladly spend a lot of time with her. Housewives must stick together
Ara ara~
Theres the screaming.
There was originally a Medea route planned lol
@@vardiganxpl1698 that's wicked! Honestly, I would 100% ship her with shirou
“Progenitor of BEING A HACK!!!” That one always gets to me
True Saber: 'Do I look remotely French to you?'
Me: 'Yes, and British and Roman and Japanese and from the Servant Universe...'
it doesn't help that jeanne d'arc is a saberface.
Just gotta say: JESUS CHRIST, THE SEXUAL TENSION IN THIS SERIES IS MONSTROUS!
Well..... it IS an eroge.
Are you new here?
What do you think the Rho Ais is made of?
@@firepuppies4086 Pure, unadulterated Badassery.
@@thebighurt2495 and sexual tension, that's why it was so durable
Something I can't believe I never noticed until now was Archer only saying "Shirou Fucking Emiya" instead of Shirou's "Of the Hero known as Shirou Fucking Emiya" showing that Archer doesn't see himself as a hero, holy fuck this abridged series has such great writing.
Also worth noting, if you take the lip flaps as indicating when he's actually speaking aloud rather than thinking it, he says "Feel the wrath - Fucking Emiya", making it just barely possible for Shirou to interpret that scene as the sequel to "Get wrecked Shirou".
S: "Tomato tomayto"
A: "More like To-mato ta-nuclear warhead."
My favorite line
I actually use this from time to time whenever I need to emphasize how different things are.
It’s become part of my regular vernacular, especially whenever I have to explain to completely different things to someone. I love how confused it makes people
Proof that people don't die when they are killed.
Shirou to Archer: You should have aimed for head.
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 Archer: Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.
"people don't die when they are killed"
*Gilgamesh gets killed by an arrow...*
@@briansutak6621Shirou: WHAT?!! That´s supposed to be my trick!
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 why i read this with Abriged Shirou vesrion?
“His swordsmanship is lacking”
“SHUT UP!!!”
Oh my god! Such a subtle yet effective punchline
yet archer got out without a scratch
Ntsoj Khang well the regent wasn’t trying to kill him. Just keep keep him occupied until true saber left with Emiya
The regend knows no limits
@@archere6833 Actually, if I remember, Archer came out of that conflict pretty injured. Kojiro was the one who came out just fine.
But it's been a long time. I could be misremembering. _(is that how you say it?)_
MrDibara no your right I checked but from what I remember the anime is the one that doesn't mention it.
But I still find I impressive because assassin plan kill his and he still got away I a situation all In assassin favor and none in archers.
Shirou: How many of Harry Potter have you read?
Rin: First four books, why? Does one kill the other later?
Shirou: Don't worry about it...
Shirou you dog! ;p
The word "no" is a free command spell against saber.
Well, she was a king, so she probably didn't hear it often.
Archer: Maybe you are my Robin. You do remind me a lot of Jason Todd.
Well... pipes & crowbars are cousins. Right?
.......... I'm a man who finds amusement in the dark bur holy tap dancing angry mango dude that's dark.... (angry mango is ANGRA Manyiu )
@Chris Mitchell You mean Angered Manny?
Chris Mitchell Angry Manjew?
Angsty Maxwell?
Hmmm now a memory of the 50's song Bob Day's Rockin' Robin from my grandparents radio mixing in with the scenario...
Context Heinkel!
Everyone's talking about everyone liking Baeber, but no one's talking about the people who like Shirou's strong hands.
Strong hands maybe but don't forget that Those hands will never hold anything
So as we pray...
I.N.I. Unlimited Baeber Works
@@rum5878 *U.N.L.I.M.I.T.E.D. B.L.A.D.E. W.O.R.K.S.*
kira yoshikage
Favorite line: Archer: What the fuck is wrong with me?!? Why'd I do that?!?
#relatable
24:13 Kojiro: His life is of value to Saber, and as such, of value to me.
Also you lied to me you jerk
Give Kojiro a hug.
"Is there anyone in this war that ISN'T in love with my servant."
Lancer. Which is why I love him.
Ah, but SHE is inlove with his mole ;)
@@plamenminchev6563 Diarmuid is not in this war, and saber doesn't even get affected by the mole
Maybe Kirei too
Shirou:"Tiger mom is angry"
Saber:"Tiger mom is disappointed"
Ah, the old "I'm not angry, I'm disappointed" line used by mothers everywhere to guilt trip their kids into feeling bad and doing what they are told.
Isn't Saber like 14 years old permanently?
@@ceresbane Physical age does not equate to mental age and her mental age is closer to her chronological age
@@ceresbane She was 26 at her time of death. Mentally, she's practically ten years his senior.
@@GohanLSSJ2 So basically... A MILF Lite.
@@The_Prophet2104Well, she has a kid already so... Yeah.
"Prepare to feel the unbridled wrath of the hero known as shirou fucking emiya"
"I certainly picked the worst words to come in on"
LMAOOO what an intelligent way to put it
22:06 My mouth just litterly dropped to the floor, utterly gobsmacked.
Damn. That was just damn. Mentioning Jason like that.
Shiro "Prepare to feel the unbridled wrath of the hero known as Shiro fucking Emyai"
It rains arrows
Archer "I certainly picked the worst words to come in on"
I love how they use these charters relation for their jokes, this one exceptional.
And then Archer makes the same comeback line.
I love how Archer is doing everything in his power to tell Shirou who he truly is, save directly telling him.
and then that one point where he DID basically tell him, it was veiled by loud swooshes and crackles of mana. beautiful.
*Gasp* He's not Satan! He's time traveling Hitler! Or Batman...or Jason Todd?
feel the wrath of shirou fucking emiya!
Caster: So what's your plan here, Archer? You're within MY territory!
Archer: Penetrate your body with a hail of projectiles, until you die screaming. Tends to work...
Caster: Mere arrows?
Archer: Projectiles, yes!
"Someone of your sword skill and heritage is obvious!*
*Now hold on!*
Sasaki wanted none of what she was about to say.
"I am feeling a very complicated version of hatred right now"
This is... actually very accurate. Shinji is actually more attatched to Shirou than he is attracted to Rin, so he was actually more jelous of Rin getting her hand on Shirou than Shirou getting close with Rin
Is that a joke or is this true?? Sorry I am new to fate series and so far anything seems possible 😅
@@sammydray5919 Probably wasn't intended. But it comes off that way.
Shirou is the only friend he had and shirou then left the archery club and sakura kept acting wife with him and then shirou turns out to be a war participant and rin outright rejects his offer and joins hands with him.........
Shinji always has been a piece of trash........ Clearly he wasn't in good
Mental condition..... Also the ra** thingo going around in HF made him more uglier to me
There maybe truth to the statement that he was jealous and wanted to ruin shirou
@@sammydray5919 shinji thinks of women as playthings and shirou is good natured so he thinks that is the closest thing to a true friend he is allowed to have
@@blazingshadow2669 I'm sorry what???
“He wasn’t enough of a man to face me”
Ah yes genderbent servants
The proper Miamoto isn’t the female version. The female version is a world-jumping anomaly that doesn’t match the proper Typemoon Musashi.
Project Mouthwash why would they do this
@@FranK-tg7ou Money
@@Josnaci0 I always wanted to fuck literally every male historical figure. But not in the homosexual sort of way.
@@lizardperson9648 this is why
"I'm feeling a very complicated version of hatred right now."
love this line. without even knowing the truth, Shirou just cut to the heart of it. he gets to fulfill his dream, and then finds himself on the far end empty, and near-dead inside.
Is it wrong I wished kojiro would say "Your name is pendragon and dragons are just bigger swallows".
While this series makes frequent references to FSN and Fate/Zero, I think referencing FGO is a bit too obscure and would require some explaination.
@@adenbishop9683 During the early days of FGO, Kojirou was a effective unit to use againt wyvern enemies due to those being classed as rider-type enemies (FGO has rock-paper-scisors mechanic) and due to the fact that he was a easy unit to evolve to max level. Since the first chapter of FGO (happens in France) has a lot of wyverns, this ended up resulting in a meme where Sasaki became know as the saviour of France. From there a lot of other memes startep poping up, including the whole "Dragons are just bigger swallows".
@@adenbishop9683 This went even further when there was an event which has Saint George (famed as a dragon slayer) and Saint Martha (famed for taming a dragon-like monster) just hanging out eating stolen food with none other than Sasaki "Regend" Kojiro.
@Aden Bishop
Check out Sasaki Kojiro's wiki page on the Typemoon wikia and then look below his image and see what he's also known as. I can't believe the mods on that wikia actually allowed that title to be kept.
Dammit *regend* you had one job
This running gag about everyone's love of Saber, you'd think it would get old, but nope, it just keeps getting funnier.
How can you not love Saber? She's Saber!
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Next thing you know even Berserker will mutter a line about loving Saber.
Gilgamesh is gonna be the ultimate punchline to this joke, just you watch.
@@saltyk9869 nein she is baber
And both the other female servants calling Shirou 'sweet boy.'
24:06
You can really feel Archer's frustration and feeling of sheer rage in this entire dialogue and it is freaking amazing.
The dialogue is so dense with so many foreshadowing and easter eggs it makes it all the more fun to rewatch this and find them. Even Shinji and Shirou's "friend" talk is also feels pretty special and they understood each other
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge the insanely high quality of this abridge? This episode solidified this abridged series as my favorite, and I can't wait to see it conclude. I love you Logan, and godspeed with all of your projects
This is honestly so true. Logan is frigging god.
It beat SAOA after two episodes
this is quality indeed
@@robospacekitty2007 Give me three things wrong with it. Try it.
I mean. I HOPE fat lesbians can enjoy it. The deserve to laugh same as anyone else.
This dub is absolutely brilliant.
I find the writing to be better than in the actual show.
You drastically shorten the plot, fill it with comedy while still keeping everything coherent.
This abridged series has the Emperors seal of approval.
The writing is better than in the actual show because they aren't trying to fit in source material with more words than LotR into a two-cour anime. F/SN will NEVER work perfectly as an adaptation, just because of how dense with information the VN is. Instead, they took the entirely sensible approach, worked off the assumption that anyone watching will be at least vaguely familiar with the Nasuverse, and crammed this bitch full of references while keeping to the proper story beats. It was a very smart way of taking on the series.
Yep the actual show has to introduce everything. The abridged has the luxury of 8 times out of 10 if your watching it you have basic lore knowledge
My lord, we really need you to get off the throne. Or at least install a damn text to speech device.
@CyanMedic The source material barely contains actual information either. For the most part, it's just Shirou monologuing about how he must be a hero and how Saber shouldn't fight. If you get down to the bottom of how little development actually happened in F/SN, you'd be shocked.
@@Mythos66 Yeah, Fate route. Other routes are more tolerable, but still rather lacking, for the most part.
To the subtitle guy, it should be 'Master of the Sharpened *Oar.'* An Oar is a paddle used to row a boat/ship. Ore is stone that is mined to be smelted into metal. There is a VAST difference in the two words and their meanings, especially as relates to Miyamoto Musashi.
The default English subs already have the correct spelling.
If you're referring to the English (Canada) joke subs, those are locked and can't be changed.
I absolutely love that Sasaki has the line "She's a Rule Breaker, that woman..."
I like how Saber isn't reacting to people being attracted to her, almost like this is an everyday thing for her.
B Rank Charisma*
She succesfully pretended to be a man her whole life. Does that mean Kojiro is gay?
@@lizardperson9648 It's more like no one cared if she was a woman or not.
My thoughts actually veer towards considering how heavily this series already references Zero that almost all the servants were hitting on her in the 4th Grail war as well, we know at least canonically Gilgamesh definitely was.
"If not for the Grail I'd have no idea what French even means."
Said by the Savior of France.
Guess he knows Jeanne from his memory..
@@viavlalala4764 It's a Fate Grand Order meme from a certain singularity. ;P
@@elixxon That's the point...
@@viavlalala4764 Yep... it definitely missed me. XD
I should have added this in the subs
Shiro: you will feel the wrath of shiro emiya
Archer: allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste?
"is that what smells like mountain dew"
"yes that is what male essence smells like"
never been so proud to be a man
That moment when you realize that Shirou and Saber having a mother-son relationship makes way more sense than a romantic one
And this coming from a guy who ships them
They're not the endgame in UBW, so...
Honestly... now that you mention it... Saber acting as Shirou's mother would actually have been pretty interesting.
She _was_ a father once, but failed horribly, so this would've been a nice way for her to repent for that.
I'd love it! It would've been heartwarming. ^_^
_Except that would probably rub sault on Mordred's wound. (poor Mordred)_
It's moment like this when i wish that Fate:GO would get a long-term anime adaptation with omakes just to see Emiya and Mordred meet.
@@MrDibara
It's even worse with the Abridged series since their version of Fate/Zero implied that Arthur used Mordred as a scape goat for her own f&*k ups.
Well saber is 20/30 something years old when she died
Abridged Medea appears to love creating sexual tension. It was almost tangible.
She be thirsty.
Did you even read Jason and the Argonaughts?
You can hear the shippers.
@Javert Boudreau asmr is nice
Remember, Fate/Stay Night was originally an eroge.
I feel bad for assassin, he's having a class identity crisis
"That makes two wars you have accomplished nothing in"
So he truely came from the Heaven route.
"To-mato, Ta- NUCLEAR WARHEAD" Is such an Archer line. A Sterling Archer line to be precise. And now I'm realizing Actually Satan and S.M Archer are a tad similar.
That is such a good play on words.
200th like.
Friendly reminder that Canadian subtitles hold many secrets.
Yes
such as?
@@bryanlariviere5702 try it for about 10 seconds of dialogue and you will quickly find out.
@@solopowermove2131 i nearly pissed myself laughing.
these are so good ahahahahahha
''Saber: You remind me of Diarmuid.''
Me: *Flashbacks Intensify*
Sasaki Kojirou
“Without the grail I wouldn’t know what French is”
But you’re the savior of France
EnemySpotted What?
@@vaniljacob A meme from the android gacha game Fate / Grand Order... Someone explained it up in the comments.
I would play it but F/GO doesn't work on emulators. :/
@@vaniljacob tldr Assassin servants are strong against Riders in Fate Grand/Order. In the New Orleans chapter there's a lot of Wyverns as enemies, which are Rider type enemies. Kojiro is an easy early game servant that made that singularity easy af, leading to two memes of "The Savior of France" and "Dragons are just bigger Swallows"
Well, without the Grail, he wouldn't be the savior of France either.
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 Ummmmmmmm it works on iOS as well it isn't just android
Every time Shirou says "I want that" is just another peak of this series to me.
i like how Archer joined in on the Saber thing, "Saber, other Saber, DIE"
3:13
Shiro: It's like you were handcrafted by the devil himself to torment me
later
25:24
Shiro: No!
Saber: It's like that word was handcrafted by the devil himself to torment me.
Sasaki: You are Jeanne d'Arc!
Arturia: No I'm not.
Sasaki: ... By which I mean, you are Nero Claudius!
Arturia: Wrong again.
Sasaki: Uhh, Okita Soji?
Arturia: I'll let you make one more guess.
Sasaki: Mysterious heroine X?
Arturia: *deep sigh* Close enough.
The first rule of the Fate franchise is: "If they liked a character design once, they'll love it 20 more times!"
@@USBearForce is that why we have six Eli-chans, tens of saberfaces and two rinfaces currently? I'm not even surprised by that.
What about Shiroufaces? At least 2 of there aren’t alternate Shirou Emiyas. Amakusa and Angra Mainyu. Not sure if Muramasa should count as not Shirou.
@@jasperjavillo686 If Ishtar and Ereshkigal count as Rin, then Muramasa counts as Shirou, for the same reasons.
Would have been funnier if his last guess had been Mordred
"because he wasn't enough of a man to face me"
...
yes?
of course she wasn't
Wrong Musashi.
In fate musashi is a girl
@@firestormxp2391 a singularity similar to Mysterious Heroine X. There is a Male Miyamoto Musashi of legend that would spawn Assassin
"His swordsmanship is lacking "
Well, considering that his skills are in archery but can still keep up with other close range servants (kills heracles 6 times before being defeated), I'd have to say he does a good job in sword combat.
Edit: okay maybe "decent job" is a better way of putting it instead of "good job"
He's canonically one of the most inexperienced sword-wielding Heroic Spirits. His ability to survive is due to his flexibility and skills like Eye of the Mind, not his swordsmanship.
@@BlazingAzureCrow all I'm saying is did a surprisingly decent job holding his own.
I do agree with that~ It's just not his swordsmanship that's doing the heavy lifting.
@@BlazingAzureCrow fair enough
@@BlazingAzureCrow Well if we go by that logic, then saber isn't that skilled in swordsmanship either. She has skills like Instinct and Mana Burst on top of her high stats( when under a good master ofc). In fact, Sasaki who is far inferior as far as parameters are concerned is giving her a lot of trouble(though he did have the advantage of the higher ground) and in Heaven's Feel, freaking HUMAN Shirou with archer's arm managed to defeat her with Triple-linked crane wings...And no, excuses like(oh her instinct skill and agility were lower bc she was blackened are not valid for the same reason you mentioned that archer's mind's eye is doing the heavy lifting).Admittedely, she didn't use excalibur and she may have been going easy on him but that DOE NOT completely justify her loss by any means. She was also bested in the first encounter with Diarmuid from Fate Zero. All in all, I wouldn't call Saber( who is not only supposed to specialize in sword combat but is also supposed to be ONE OF IF NOT THE BEST AT IT) a great swordswoman either. Not to mention the time when she got her ass destroyed by a freaking human teacher(yeah I know that he was super buffed by caster and yeah I know that he had the element of surprise and that he was a highly trained assassin blah blah blah but honestly it still doesn't justify the fact THAT FREAKING ARTURIA GOT HER ASS DESTROYED BY HIM). On the contrary, Archer killed Kuzuki with just two hits....Even if Kuzuki didn't have the element of surprise this time( or the buff from caster which didn't matter at that point brcuz he didn't managed to land a single hit) should still be considered kind of impressive.
So overall, Archer is FAR FROM INCAPABLE at sword wielding even though he doesn't specialize in it. Also he has never actually been stated to be one of the most inexperienced sword wielders....Quiet the opposite actually if you read some of his profiles(from the vn, extra games, wikis etc)
They made Caster pervier and creepier Especially with the "Suffocate you in your sleep" remark being turned sexual. XD
She's a rule breaker that one.................
Oh
Oh
Oh
I get it
I don't.... please explain 😂
@@adriancuthbertson9213 her noble phantasm is called Rule Breaker
@@Jemendoza15 Ah, thank you!
Adrian Cuthbertson yeah no worries :)
Saber: "It's like that word was handcrafted by the devil himself to torment me"
Actually Satan: "Hell yeah"
in archer defense, he was about to hard diff caster really hard so it makes sense he will let it slip up
Archer: "I know what that pain in your chest is." Proceeds to slice Caster. "...It was pain."
There is something on your face: it was a nuclear tomato.
I cannot wait for the day when Gilgamesh sees Rin and goes "damn it Ishtar did I not already reject your sorry ass" FGO REFERENCES
Well Ishtar wouldn't look like Rin in actual Babylonian history part of Fate. She only looks like Rin due to needing a Psuedo servant host body to be summoned.
@arnold jayeola Jeanne and Leticia would be a similar case
ShikiMod Kamen and that would be the joke
gilgamesh meets rins in all eras lol
@9752matt Aunt and niece buddy
Most likely, Sasaki Kojiro is an Assassin class because of the questionability of his existence. He is only known for being a rival to Musashi Miayamoto. But also, it isn't really confirmed if he even existed. And since the Assassin Class is defined for their stealth and not having their presence known. And it isn't confirmed that Sasaki Kojiro is even a real person...He is an Assassin servant because of it. Quite unconventional. But that is also the same thing for Gilgamesh being an Archer
He’s so stealthy that he managed to avoid detection by contemporary historical documentation.
Truly awe-inspiring.
The relationship between saber and saber is the thing I never knew I needed
*Shirou confronting Gilgamesh*
Shirou: You monster, what could you be possibly after?
Gilgamesh: Besides, the culling of your mongrel population, just my beloved wife.
Shirou: And who would that be?
Gilgamesh: Oh I believe you know her. I naive, virgin warrior that goes by 'Saber'.
Shirou: ...why am I not surprised.
Shirou: Oh and she's not a virgin, btw. Rin showed me how to 'bestow my mana' on her like a week ago.
Gilgamesh: *goes Super Saiyan*
Archer: Smooth, Little Hitler. Real smooth.
@@dairoleon2682 please tell me that really happened. It would satisfy me so much that Shirou beat Gilgamesh to Artoria
@@truetakofame4112 Canon. It's totally canon. They just hid it behind a CGI dragon scene in the first anime and cut out all the sex scenes in the games for the Realta Nua version.
@@truetakofame4112 Canon. It's totally canon. They just hid it behind a CGI dragon scene in the first anime and cut out all the sex scenes in the games for the Realta Nua version.
@@dairoleon2682 Not in unlimited bladeworks tho. in this one it's dolpin scene