New Bottom-Friendly Menu Options From Postmates
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- Опубліковано 14 чер 2022
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No one in history has ever been funnier while simultaneously looking so dead inside
Danny Dead-Eye Polishchuk
The Halal bit killed me. These vids are legitimately hilarious
Killed me! 🤣🤣
I was thinking bet he won’t say …. 😂😂😂
"monkeypox menu which is basically the same as the bottom-friendly menu" man that was clever
Glad someone noticed
@@_danny A bathhouse themed menu lmao
@@_danny I'ma be real Danny, it was low hanging fruit
@@emdo8437 I’m looking forward to your solo podcast, duo podcast, and all your clips + stand up! Or do you just throw shade at comedians? One is significantly easier but I won’t assume which you do
@@hughjaynus1093 I don't see your point, a lot of his stuff is funny, other stuff is low hanging fruit
I love how this is barely parody. This is probably what the people are really like who came up with this idea.
"barely parody" should be Danny's podcast if "low value mail" doesn't work out.
This video was my first time hearing about it so when I went to look at the actual ad I couldn't believe how close to reality it was. Although when I first watched this I thought the joke was that postmates would be sending food items for you to jam up inside yourself. 🤣
It is really weird a company would promote foods to potentially stop you from pooping. BUT as some people have pointed out everyone digests things differently so their menu actual doesn’t even work, it’s just kind gross.
Why does Danny look dead inside 😂
Because I am
Aren't all comedians?
“Late next year” lmao
damn.. ngl seeing the synergy of danny polishchuk and ryan long (they are both comedy performers) makes me want to start my own dream team. or at least join one.
I'm glad Danny isn't a serial killer.
I'm glad he hasn't been found out yet, at least...
@@HiroProtag I don't know what you mean and I'm just glad he doesn't murder people for fun
This menu has helped me get fucked at truckstops with far less preparation. It makes the whole thing feel more spontaneous. Now I can stop by after work with no worries!
Call it "Bottom Feeders Menu"
Loving these simple and clever skits. Keep it up, Danny!
Now this is an addition I can get behind
Ole Danny "Dead Eyes" Polishchuk we call him... Keep up the good work man
Thank you Postmates! I love poo poo on the pee pee!
you should plug this channel more on the boyscast
Lol, I saw that on Fleccas, reminds me of Carl's Jr. on Idiocracy!
So appetizing.
As funny as this is, that Postmates ad signals the end of days.
The basicly the same line is fiiiire
Holy shit I thought the whole thing was a joke until I saw the real postmates ad :o people have lost their damn minds.
Thank you, Postmates.
I can't think of two things that should be further apart than 'Pride', and 'Bottom Friendly Menu'...yet here we are.
No one wants to get "stank down on your hang down."
Danny is really getting good at blurring the line of parody and reality.
Edit: so I watched this before watching the actual postmates ad or any other comentary and I figured that some amount of this was real but I did not know the extent. Bottom friendly is completely real. 😂
Danny, you're seriously to funny man. Love your shorts and low value mail show. Keep grinding man, you and Ryan are killing it. The Boyscast is my favorite Podcast, seriously have my dying laughing sometimes.
0:44 women letting their freak on🤣🤣
I like to think the Toronto Blue Jays share these in a private group chat.
The monkeypox bit got me, ngl
I’m not gay but Your video helped my research for my prison time preparation. Being sentenced soon for my Jan 6th involvement and don’t want to offend my future rapists.
"Bottom friendly"
Vernon Wells? Hey you were great in road warrior!
The way you remain stone faced, and dead eyed during these skits absolutely kills me. Also, is that the lighting, or did you use make-up to get that green, sick looking tint on your face? Genuinely looks likes you're actually the greasy dude you're impersonating in every video. No wonder people flipped out about the Twitter one.
Fuck I love your skits Danny, you kill it man.
glad to see Muslim Folx were included
Commenting for the algo. Good stuff Danny!
Can’t believe keto is gay, I guess I’m carnivore now
Halal. You’ve probably made some list
The Kosher one better not make me quit cholent!
Vernon Welles? That's gotta be a mistake.
God Tier postmates actually calls you and wants to work out a deal on a commercial.
I can handle a pride commercial like this. It's just "here's the deal, here's what we offer. In light of (insert whatever here), we have these extended options."
Ever think of getting into actual advertising?
Halal goes haram real quick!
🤣😂
Looking good, I just think you’ll look more handsome if you shave the chin and leave the chops
This videos would be literally the best on the whole youtube platform if he worked more on the facial expressions.
I think the blank stare makes them even better.
Too many people these days are acting like cartoons.
@@Joshua-gu5nj i disagree. It makes it look lazier even tho theres lot of effort in it. Danny's still face looks like a death stare. I at least would enjoy more if he went harder on the punchlines and doing it with a litlle smile on its face cus i think that if the personna hes playing existed in the real world thats how they would do it, and not with a monotone face.
@@eldrazo6325 "Hey Guys Its Danny Boy!!!!! #dannygang Today we are going POGGERS!! SO HYPE!!! TIK Tok dancing!!! #HELLAFRESH"
This is the absolutely worst timeline lol
@@indie_keegan how did you take that from what i wrote? Im not saying for him to change what he says just the way he says it, cus the type of person hes satirizing wouldnt say it with a still face and a monotone voice.
@@eldrazo6325 I know, wasn't poking fun at you. Just the conversation made me think of a "influencer" youtube Danny. It's just a horrible thought lol
I don’t think that’s how you Muslim… 😳
Nice 👍