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  • Michael Kosta reports on the aftermath of the solar eclipse as Google searches for “my eyes hurt” skyrocket. Plus, a new legal precedent is set by a verdict in Michigan, which found a school shooter’s parents guilty. Also, Biden makes his appeal to young voters with a new student loan debt forgiveness plan, and Josh Johnson weighs in on just how much cash it’ll take to sell the idea to young people. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #Eclipse
    00:00 - Michael Kosta’s Daily Show Open
    00:20 - Solar Eclipse Eye Pain Reports Surge
    01:52 - Legal Verdict in Michigan Sets Gun Violence Precedent
    03:54 - Biden Unveils Newest Student Debt Relief Plan
    06:24 - Josh Johnson Weighs in on Young Voters Thoughts on Biden Administration
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  • @michaeldebellis4202
    @michaeldebellis4202 2 місяці тому +839

    It wasn’t just that hey were “bad parents”, they ignored his escalating behavior where he multiple times told people he was thinking about harming others and they bought him a gun. You can’t automatically blame a parent for their child’s behavior but this was an especially egregious case and the parents were complicit in the deaths of the people he murdered and deserve to held accountable.

    • @vickyabramowitz2885
      @vickyabramowitz2885 2 місяці тому +84

      The Crumbley's parented their horses better than their son.

    • @DaleHartley
      @DaleHartley 2 місяці тому +18

      yep

    • @kathleenroberts6931
      @kathleenroberts6931 2 місяці тому +17

      Thank you, it's true!

    • @eileencastillo6323
      @eileencastillo6323 2 місяці тому +10

      Loving concerned parents of children with serious psychological or mental problems struggle horribly in a no win situation.

    • @DaleHartley
      @DaleHartley 2 місяці тому +36

      @@eileencastillo6323 1) there is no evidence that these were loving parents
      2) loving parents will try to help their children's problems, no ignore them
      3) the boy struggled, the parents ignored
      4) that is why this is a now win situation.

  • @teresareviewsitall3613
    @teresareviewsitall3613 2 місяці тому +422

    Severe neglect should always be a crime

    • @WillPOnya
      @WillPOnya 2 місяці тому +22

      Then shouldn't all of Trump's kids be locked up?

    • @LunaLilyEnnui
      @LunaLilyEnnui 2 місяці тому +16

      Interestingly the most common form of abuse

    • @eizapez3549
      @eizapez3549 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@WillPOnyaOnly in a world where moral and ethical standards actually stand for something.

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson 2 місяці тому

      ​@@WillPOnya Trump derangement syndrome is sad

    • @anthonygordon9483
      @anthonygordon9483 2 місяці тому +4

      I am not sure how much neglect is considered neglect. They were sending him to school every day. The kid was alive so they were giving him something to eat. There needs to be a mental health physician at the school. Apparently the Student Nurse is not enough. The fact of the matter is historically the government can not dictate how well a parent does it job. The parents could be suffering from drugs or mental health themselves. Besides gun control, there needs to be mental health physicians that can properly diagnose the patient on site instead of waiting to see one.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 місяці тому +455

    Don’t stare directly into the sun. Can’t believe this has to be said.

    • @jeffder7143
      @jeffder7143 2 місяці тому +35

      Tell the former president that. Everyone and i do mean almost everyone. In the usa. Dumb. Even really serious problems are funny to them.

    • @thatoneguy3055
      @thatoneguy3055 2 місяці тому

      I'm convinced the spike of "my eyes hurt" are primarily trump supporters. You know the saying, monkey see, monkey do

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 місяці тому +12

      It was said a lot all over the place beforehand and people still didn't listen.

    • @debranielsen2002
      @debranielsen2002 2 місяці тому +11

      I work retail, and we never sold the glasses. But all day long people came in looking for them. I guess going blind was easier than planning ahead for something they knew was coming a LONG time ago. 🤩

    • @zelousfoxtrot3390
      @zelousfoxtrot3390 2 місяці тому +8

      It has to do with the fact your eye determines light levels mostly by average over the point of intrest- once the sun is cut down to a crescent, the eye doesn't really notice the burning. So... you can get a tiny sliver of a burn without noticing.

  • @Vinaluv
    @Vinaluv 2 місяці тому +216

    I got my student loans forgiven. I also paid on those for almost 20 years, so I am thankful and I know I paid more than what I borrowed.

    • @kathleenroberts6931
      @kathleenroberts6931 2 місяці тому

      Predatory Lending 😡 We are the only modern country on Earth 🌎 that does not have Universal Healthcare & Universal Secular Public Education Pre-K-College &/or Trade Schools 😊 Tax the Rich, again...

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 2 місяці тому +3

      That's the whole point of a loan. You think a lender should just give a load of money for free?
      Now if you'd complained the interest rates were a rip off fine. But student or not you will always pay more than you lend....

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson 2 місяці тому +2

      You pay more in the end for the ability to take out $100k worth of loans

    • @DwayneShaw1
      @DwayneShaw1 2 місяці тому +2

      'you know you paid more than you borrowed' -- so you did learn something at college

    • @floras2030
      @floras2030 2 місяці тому +27

      To correct the wording a bit, "you STILL owe more than you borrowed". We were in that situation, borrowed $48k, after 20 years of paying, STILL owe $49k! Thanks to the required income based payments not even coving the interest. So it was such a relief that it was forgiven.
      That's a loan shark practice when interest roles into the principal and accumulate interest. I don't fully agree with forgiving without the borrower putting in efforts, but the student loan system does need major reform. i.e. principal+ interest =a fixed amount need to pay, however long it takes you.
      So people can actually see an end to it.

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 2 місяці тому +196

    I say this as a person who grew up in the military and gun culture. My father taught me to shoot when I was 5, and gave me my first gun, a .22 revolver, when I was 12.
    Parents are legally responsible for the actions of their children. That's a real thing, and this decision reinforces that.
    If other gun advocate parents are scared by this decision, they should be. Be a responsible parent. It's really easy: don't give your unbalanced teen a gun; keep your weapons under lock and key; and when professionals at the school tell you they are concerned, PAY ATTENTION.
    In the student loan debt forgiveness, I hope my kids, in their 30s, can benefit from this. The interest payments have been crushing.

    • @scifirealism5943
      @scifirealism5943 2 місяці тому +3

      Epic.

    • @chinkasuyaro8983
      @chinkasuyaro8983 2 місяці тому +1

      Splendiferous.

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 2 місяці тому +5

      I so appreciate your taking the time to write this. Thank you.

    • @chuckles507
      @chuckles507 2 місяці тому +5

      Woah woah woah, you’re sounding rather reasonable about this…

    • @stevencooke6451
      @stevencooke6451 Місяць тому

      These parents were just incredibly irresponsible and reckless. I'm surprised they weren't already in jail.

  • @travissmalley4349
    @travissmalley4349 2 місяці тому +89

    I love seeing Josh Johnson on here

  • @helicopterharry5101
    @helicopterharry5101 2 місяці тому +118

    Imagine doing what voters want instead of trying to convince them that they really want less and to give you more.

    • @johnnydarling8021
      @johnnydarling8021 2 місяці тому +11

      I know.
      Imagine if our representatives like, actually represented us and our interests.
      And then the other side is like, "You're doing politics wrong."

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 місяці тому +1

      'Doing what voters want...'
      Tell that to the obstructionist trautor republicans in Congress and Manchin and Sinema.

    • @artlesscalamity348
      @artlesscalamity348 2 місяці тому +1

      Biden did what voters wanted and he’s still unpopular.
      Maybe the real problem is…. uneducated voters?

    • @artlesscalamity348
      @artlesscalamity348 2 місяці тому

      Joe gave voters what they wanted and he’s still unpopular. The bigger problem is an angry, ideological, uninformed electorate.

    • @artlesscalamity348
      @artlesscalamity348 2 місяці тому +4

      JB did what voters wanted and he’s unpopular anyway.

  • @kennethherbert267
    @kennethherbert267 2 місяці тому +22

    Why aren’t the banks being punished for criminal interest rates?

    • @frizzlethecat2084
      @frizzlethecat2084 Місяць тому +4

      Ah, you see, there is your problem: "Banks" and "punished" don't get to be used in a sentence unless it's something like "Man who was robbed by a bank gets punished". Silly of you to assume someone would punish a bank..................
      🤐😑😶

    • @X.Draxius
      @X.Draxius Місяць тому +1

      Because the people who enforce the rules get paid by them

  • @calinasagilitypartner4444
    @calinasagilitypartner4444 2 місяці тому +105

    I love the use of absurdities like "ghost jails" to get to "regulate guns".

    • @offtarget1758
      @offtarget1758 2 місяці тому +9

      That was brilliant

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 місяці тому +16

      There is one giant flaw in his argument. Now I want both.

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson 2 місяці тому

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_detainee

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 2 місяці тому +325

    In all fairness to parents, they do need to be held accountable way more often for the monsters they release into the public

    • @cbwavy
      @cbwavy 2 місяці тому +58

      Unfortunately, anyone can become a parent.

    • @dirtyfrench2926
      @dirtyfrench2926 2 місяці тому

      ​@@cbwavyNo, unfortunately people who know they aren't ready (or never will be) are forced give birth to appease other people's religious mumbo jumbo.

    • @jonathanwessner3456
      @jonathanwessner3456 2 місяці тому +53

      @@cbwavysadly, many women don't get the choice because of the republican's

    • @geninji6117
      @geninji6117 2 місяці тому

      But not the churches or police? How about we deal with the major problems creating these messed up parents and we won't have these problems be as common as they are. The system is broke and is just placing the blame on everyone else with no accountability for making parents desperate and crazy or starving children. But we got money for bombs and cops

    • @prettyevil6662000
      @prettyevil6662000 2 місяці тому +31

      @@jonathanwessner3456 Yes. Issues of poorly raised kids will only go up by forcing people who don't want kids, or can't handle another kid, to have them against their will.

  • @justtubingby129
    @justtubingby129 2 місяці тому +217

    Just make education free as it should be. Then you'll have a maggot-free country.

    • @maolcogi
      @maolcogi 2 місяці тому +12

      I mean this could even make it a MAGA-free country eventually too! Unless that's what you were getting at, in that case sorry for explaining your joke. xD

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 2 місяці тому

      Germany has free education and still has some white extremist

    • @ErutaniaRose
      @ErutaniaRose 2 місяці тому +2

      I love your Corn picture. It's so cute!@@maolcogi

    • @maolcogi
      @maolcogi 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ErutaniaRose thanks! It's something I found on Google images years ago, so I can't take credit, but I chose it because it's so cute. 😂

    • @ErutaniaRose
      @ErutaniaRose 2 місяці тому

      Fair. I just wanna crochet it, lol. @@maolcogi

  • @MediaTribeUSAAus
    @MediaTribeUSAAus 2 місяці тому +29

    Predatory lenders got to students c. 2008. They’re not 18, more like 40 and they’ve paid more in interest than they borrowed.

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 2 місяці тому

      I believe it was actually the gov't selling off student debt to private predatory lenders.

  • @eighteen-naked-cowboys
    @eighteen-naked-cowboys 2 місяці тому +385

    says a lot about the republican party that they see improving the lives of citizens as some sort of underhanded move

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 2 місяці тому

      They don't. That's a lie they made up. They just don't want the average Joe to get any breaks. They want all the tax cuts and breaks for themselves and everyone else distracted, blaming each other and suffering.

    • @samuelcookphippen
      @samuelcookphippen 2 місяці тому

      Republicans are hypocrites. They give tax cuts to the wealthy and the corporations, which is no different than paying off student loan interest debt.

    • @eizapez3549
      @eizapez3549 2 місяці тому +30

      They don't get a tax break when student loans are forgiven.

    • @johnruhd5917
      @johnruhd5917 2 місяці тому

      They have become so accustomed to the government being a tool used only to punish that they forgot democracy is supposed to work by the person you vote for serving your best interests.

    • @sueyourself5413
      @sueyourself5413 2 місяці тому

      It's funny that you think that genocidal geriatric joe is any better.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 місяці тому +195

    Seriously, though.. the giant black spot in the middle of the video the whole time was brilliant!

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 місяці тому +20

      It's like you get to witness a permanent eclipse.

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 2 місяці тому +10

      I didn't see a black spot.🕶

    • @lloydsaul997
      @lloydsaul997 2 місяці тому +26

      Lol, I think the joke is that they stared at the sun and that's the result.

    • @OzyMandias13
      @OzyMandias13 2 місяці тому +6

      @@poorthingI heard “laurel”

    • @PhotoPrimierePro
      @PhotoPrimierePro 2 місяці тому +4

      I heard “yanni”

  • @erichuffman8928
    @erichuffman8928 2 місяці тому +46

    The colleges should have to pay for the debt. Tuition is out of control. For colleges to buy up half a city's real-estate. While that jacks up rent for everyone else.

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 2 місяці тому

      Colleges are fictional. Fictional things should “do” fictional things?

    • @Tya-8542
      @Tya-8542 Місяць тому +1

      Let those students pay their tuition then.

    • @kathy9341
      @kathy9341 Місяць тому +1

      The federal government does not require an adult to cosign for student loans children take out. Corporations have no problem profiting off the backs of children. So many others need to step up beside colleges. The “adults” in the room set up a system allowing children to over extend themselves.

    • @FlanaFugue
      @FlanaFugue Місяць тому

      @@bunk95 Mixing abstract/figurative description of something with actual reality and then trying to make a point with that is telling...

  • @Teazel_McGillicuddy
    @Teazel_McGillicuddy 2 місяці тому +70

    Please tell me we'll get to see Josh Johnson behind the desk!

    • @sueyourself5413
      @sueyourself5413 2 місяці тому +1

      Let's not. Why was he even hired?

    • @laurencharest3999
      @laurencharest3999 2 місяці тому +1

      That would be awesome!

    • @TheW83
      @TheW83 2 місяці тому

      @@sueyourself5413 I ask the same thing about Ronnie. His voice alone makes my ears cringe.

    • @nothingtoseehere7554
      @nothingtoseehere7554 2 місяці тому +1

      Yesss

  • @nickblair5874
    @nickblair5874 2 місяці тому +35

    More Josh Johnson please!

  • @calinasagilitypartner4444
    @calinasagilitypartner4444 2 місяці тому +226

    "Eclipse glasses gave me autism". I know it was a joke, but RFK Jr may start preaching it as fact.

    • @cesarmadero05
      @cesarmadero05 2 місяці тому +13

      He would say that the eclipse selects the people that will hurt their eyes due to their ethnicity.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 2 місяці тому +9

      RFK Jr would say the rapture happened if it would get him votes. A Vote for RFK JR is a Vote for Trump! Please save our Democracy and our constitution vote for Biden! 💙

    • @larryc1616
      @larryc1616 2 місяці тому +6

      Don't give him anymore conspiracy theories as we will never hear the end of it for the rest of our lives!

    • @DaleHartley
      @DaleHartley 2 місяці тому +4

      @@flyrobin2544 a vote for rfk is a vote for putin

    • @standupguy12
      @standupguy12 2 місяці тому +6

      Say what you want about RFK Jr., but over the past five decades autism rates have increased from 1/10,000 people to 1/34 kids. At least RFK Jr. is calling for studies on what's causing this explosion in autism diagnoses.

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 2 місяці тому +262

    My eyes hurt too much just looking at Trump, & Faux News!! 😩😩

  • @dougjohnson4266
    @dougjohnson4266 2 місяці тому +9

    Why can't we go after the lenders and institutions that are scamming and also set up low interest loans that can be paid off by the students?

  • @patrickkranzpiller6400
    @patrickkranzpiller6400 2 місяці тому +5

    I love that you guys brought in Josh Johnson, he's great.

  • @Filmstudent3663
    @Filmstudent3663 2 місяці тому +11

    The most concerning thing about the Google search spike is that people couldn’t figure out why for themselves.

    • @Inokiulus
      @Inokiulus 2 місяці тому +5

      A lot of people were sold eclipse glasses that didn't have the proper ISO and they were unaware that this was something to look out for so people have been harmed, as usual, by business for the sake of profits. The commonly used proper ones are just paper and plastic and it's been easy to fool.

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 2 місяці тому +13

    "As if the student did something wrong..."
    Words I wish I could hammer into more people, given what we... the adults... did to those students. At the most impressable moment in their lives, we lied to them about the whole lot. Told them there was no other option towards survival then to take on debt early. Even pushing them towards fields that would become so saturated....
    Then we blame them for listening to us!

  • @FoNgThOnG
    @FoNgThOnG 2 місяці тому +33

    Josh is KILLING it in his new role.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 місяці тому +47

    Of course hockey skates are edible. Anything is edible if you're brave enough.

    • @TheUberjammer
      @TheUberjammer 2 місяці тому +4

      Older varieties would be leather, so basically edible, and detaching the blade gives you a way of cutting it up.

    • @raymondm.9954
      @raymondm.9954 2 місяці тому

      A Frenchman once ate a bicycle, so, yes.

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 2 місяці тому

      Hockey skates are edible in you are Canadian enough

    • @Beefnhammer
      @Beefnhammer 2 місяці тому

      Anything? I'd like to see someone try to eat a brick.

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 Місяць тому

      ​@@Beefnhammer there is a medical disorder called pica. Its when someone eats non food items. Im sure if you look into history of psychiatric hospitals, you will be surprised what people have swallowed. One museum has a case on display of things patients have eaten while in care. But take heed, the history of psychiatric care is full of things that need trigger warnings.

  • @OdyTypeR
    @OdyTypeR 2 місяці тому +33

    Looking at where the path of totality was going, absolutely not surprised.

  • @MarthaRoseMoore415
    @MarthaRoseMoore415 2 місяці тому +45

    I was expecting that "my eyes hurt" search from America.
    I ❤ me some Kosta

  • @roni6215
    @roni6215 2 місяці тому +7

    I graduated from the George Washington University in the 70's on a waitress salary . Why is higher ed . unaffordable 50 years later ? Dumbing us down ?

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 2 місяці тому

      More kids want/need higher ed to get a job, people don't want to pay for it via higher taxes.

    • @TraceyDeLaney
      @TraceyDeLaney 2 місяці тому

      1. Tuition used to be subsidized by the state at a higher rate than it is today -- look at the difference between in-state and out-of-state tuition to get a sense of the subsidy rate. 2. Colleges had to hire a lot of middle managers to ensure compliance with all of the new federal laws such as Title IX and FERPA.

    • @matthewtaylor3347
      @matthewtaylor3347 Місяць тому +1

      Look up John Oliver’s piece about student loans got a comprehensive answer to the unaffordablility of college today

  • @ChristopherAndersonPirate
    @ChristopherAndersonPirate 2 місяці тому +30

    Have to wait 6 weeks to see an eye doctor? Wow that’s fast! I was on a wait list to see my doctor after 8 months.. by the time I could get in the State kicked me off Medicaid health insurance and I had to get an appointment the week before I lost it due to a cancellation.

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 2 місяці тому

      Doctors are fictional.

    • @snakeshadows6993
      @snakeshadows6993 2 місяці тому

      That's why so many people go to the ER or urgent care instead. Because waiting four hours in an ER is quicker than setting an appointment that can take weeks or months. But emergency rooms and urgent care usually don't offer specialized care that some people require. They'll do what they can for you, then recommend you to a specialist. One you likely try to make an appointment with.

    • @reneeroesler9944
      @reneeroesler9944 Місяць тому

      I did mine at lens crafters since I don't have insurance for eye care anyways. Way quicker.

  • @HashimThaDream
    @HashimThaDream 2 місяці тому +8

    “And the way he eats ice cream is nasty!”
    THANK YOU! Someone had the guts to say it! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jedithrace
    @jedithrace 2 місяці тому +45

    Will need to check into MI laws I guess - in my state if parents refuse to come get their student from school when the counselors report a threat like that and need for evaluation, we are instructed to call Child Protective Services.

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 2 місяці тому +13

      Yes. That’s neglect. Gross neglect.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 2 місяці тому +1

      No one wants to say it: We have a sociopath

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 2 місяці тому

      Whats that fiction used to market?

  • @jjamesstewart
    @jjamesstewart 2 місяці тому +6

    Josh Johnson is the first 34 year old who could convincingly star in a 21 Jump Street reboot. Cracks me up that he's the youth corespondent. Jon Stewart was like 37 when he started hosting TDS.

  • @alexruiz1264
    @alexruiz1264 2 місяці тому +7

    Crazy how you can owe more in interest than the original debt

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 2 місяці тому

      Slaves cant have debt. That fiction is used to lie about slaves being abused and/or tortured and, most likely, killed in specific ways.

  • @PiperPeeps
    @PiperPeeps 2 місяці тому +15

    Yay! Josh Johnson, so excited to see you on Daily Show! Congratulations!🎉

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 2 місяці тому +27

    There is an obvious problem with the two party system when the general mood is "I don't want to vote for this person but I have to so that person doesn't win". Our only hope is to address that problem.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 2 місяці тому +1

      Nope, you need to address the bad choices voters make by nominating unpalatable candidates. Nip it at the source.

    • @playerpage
      @playerpage 2 місяці тому +1

      There are other candidates on the ballot besides the (R) and (D) ones, you know.

    • @kyallon1213
      @kyallon1213 2 місяці тому +1

      @@pietrojenkins6901I genuinely wonder, if we knew that Biden winning in 2020 meant having to put up with biden vs trump in 2024, would it have been worth it to have taken the 4 more years of trump and move on?

    • @mekkio77
      @mekkio77 2 місяці тому +6

      It's called the primaries. And barely anyone ever votes in them. Seriously, we, as a nation, are often lucky if we can get slightly over 25% of registered voters to come to the polls for them. That leaves a very small group to pick out the nominations. And they can be extremists, which is how Trump landed the Republican nomination. His base came out but very few of other Republicans did. So, his base was able to call the shots and they still do. VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES! That's how you shape your candidates.

    • @jenniferdixon7633
      @jenniferdixon7633 2 місяці тому +5

      @@kyallon1213Don’t you remember how bad it was? The country was in shambles and laughed at by other countries. We were the laughing stock.

  • @dustinfuselier3375
    @dustinfuselier3375 Місяць тому +1

    Another great one I LOVE THIS HOST!!!!

  • @oldcatlover
    @oldcatlover 2 місяці тому +26

    The parents were asked to check the boy's backpack before leaving the school. They disregarded the request and the kud killed other kids within hours if his parents being there😢😮

    • @Gray-ei9zt
      @Gray-ei9zt 2 місяці тому

      Hello ... How are you?

  • @jorahkai
    @jorahkai 2 місяці тому +7

    Big ups Josh Johnson!

  • @rsswaffar
    @rsswaffar 2 місяці тому +7

    Kosta nearly breaking at the thought of his kids talking in a Peppa Pig accent was nice to see 😅

  • @carolakelleski7905
    @carolakelleski7905 2 місяці тому +5

    😂😂 more than 1 min of Josh please 😂😂😂😂

  • @josephcarlisle8439
    @josephcarlisle8439 2 місяці тому +6

    Why is Josh Johnson not hosting already

  • @TheMpo1986
    @TheMpo1986 2 місяці тому +9

    I stared at the eclipse and I cured my stigmatism but backwards!

  • @Bruce1Parsons
    @Bruce1Parsons 2 місяці тому +13

    My brain hurts. 🧠

  • @WorldinRooView
    @WorldinRooView 2 місяці тому +12

    "So they didn't catch COVID from the sun"...? Dear writers. You literally had "catch Corona from the sun." it was right there... just waiting... and you missed it. Your head was in the clouds. Just like the eclipse was for most of the country.

    • @CreepyGnocchi
      @CreepyGnocchi 2 місяці тому

      Idgi

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 2 місяці тому

      A corona (pl.: coronas or coronae) is the outermost layer of a star's atmosphere. It consists of plasma.
      The Sun's corona lies above the chromosphere and extends millions of kilometres into outer space. It is most easily seen during a total solar eclipse, but it is also observable with a coronagraph. Spectroscopic measurements indicate strong ionization in the corona and a plasma temperature in excess of 1000000 kelvins,[1] much hotter than the surface of the Sun, known as the photosphere.
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_corona
      TLDR
      The light around the eclipse is called corona as well so there was a better play on words available so it feels like a missed opportunity comically. Hope that makes sense!.

    • @orionred2489
      @orionred2489 2 місяці тому

      covid is a type of corona virus. COrona VIrus Disease, labeled in 2019...COVID-19

  • @Ninjafart5001
    @Ninjafart5001 2 місяці тому +7

    I miss Roy😔

  • @DreamsOfFire
    @DreamsOfFire Місяць тому +1

    My university was cheap compared to most, but I will never forget how my college friend needed a 2k loan to keep going to school. His sister had cancer so he decided to go take one out without telling his parents because he didn't want to bother them about it. The loansharks offered this poor kid 25k! And he took it. His parents were horrified and went with him to return the money and they did, but even though it had only been DAYS, instead of 25k,he needed to pay back 30k. This child did not have 2k. He now owed 5k. His family was drowning in medical bills. He dropped out of school and I never saw him again.

  • @zwhitehead403
    @zwhitehead403 Місяць тому +1

    Man, I fkn love Josh. He's gonna go far.

  • @gokiburijin8478
    @gokiburijin8478 2 місяці тому +2

    Nailed the delivery!!! Great job!!

  • @TheSkypeConverser
    @TheSkypeConverser 2 місяці тому +2

    Josh Johnson was the best XD

  • @OregonCoastAgates
    @OregonCoastAgates Місяць тому +1

    LOVE KOSTA! 😆 This dude kills it every time.

  • @Weglat
    @Weglat Місяць тому

    Josh Johnson on the daily show! Way to go!

  • @jestocost8210
    @jestocost8210 2 місяці тому +6

    I love Michael Costa.

  • @sallybowles2781
    @sallybowles2781 2 місяці тому +3

    Michael Costa has really grown into the anchor role, now his use of sarcasm instead of straight anger absolutely works

  • @PurplePotash
    @PurplePotash Місяць тому +1

    About time parents get in trouble for gross negligence.

  • @chemento0712
    @chemento0712 Місяць тому

    Michael Kosta rocks!

  • @mikkeeyyy444
    @mikkeeyyy444 Місяць тому

    This report was on fire 🔥👏👏

  • @Yourmission9
    @Yourmission9 2 місяці тому +59

    I’ll be voting for President Biden BABY!

    • @MaekarManastorm
      @MaekarManastorm 2 місяці тому +5

      Lol someone ate the caulk

    • @artlesscalamity348
      @artlesscalamity348 2 місяці тому +9

      Yep. Current administration has been a success, with multiple progressive bills passed. Saving America from Donnie is not the only reason to support JB.

  • @TheMpo1986
    @TheMpo1986 2 місяці тому +3

    Love this show!

  • @cassievining340
    @cassievining340 2 місяці тому

    Whoa! Josh Johnson on the Daily Show!!!! Hitting the big leagues! Way to go!

  • @conejulio1137
    @conejulio1137 2 місяці тому +4

    Kosta is killing it!

  • @narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801
    @narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801 Місяць тому

    His delivery at 3:45 shows that this hits a place in his heart. I feel you man!!

  • @triumphTLG
    @triumphTLG 2 місяці тому +3

    Im here entirely for josh Johnson

  • @DCell1961
    @DCell1961 2 місяці тому +1

    I literally just had to make an appointment to make an appointment with my primary care doctor.

  • @MyboogerwontSurrender
    @MyboogerwontSurrender 2 місяці тому +6

    It makes it precedent to make this law! It also makes it precedent to hold the former president liable! 'nuf said! Period! 😊

  • @TheUberjammer
    @TheUberjammer 2 місяці тому +5

    Googled "hockey skates edible?". Check.

  • @rainydaylady6596
    @rainydaylady6596 2 місяці тому +1

    Yay! I'm so glad they are getting some relief. Being 70 years around the sun I can't imagine having that over your head.

  • @user-rl3io8nj6t
    @user-rl3io8nj6t Місяць тому

    I’m starting to really love Josh Johnson. He’s a master of inflection and body language.

  • @migglemaggle9500
    @migglemaggle9500 2 місяці тому +23

    And the school staff let the kid go back to class!

  • @k_e3735
    @k_e3735 Місяць тому

    I wonder what WebMd's search increase for eye pain was after the eclipse

  • @amberturdcoloringbook1733
    @amberturdcoloringbook1733 2 місяці тому +4

    Michael Kosta is da man!!! 😎👍

  • @yurie_choi
    @yurie_choi Місяць тому

    Runaway interest for student loans is insane

  • @knudsandbknielsen1612
    @knudsandbknielsen1612 Місяць тому +1

    I love the addition of Josh Johnson! He is one of a kind, and incredibly funny! How typical of Jon Stewart to quickly find out! I am supposing he did, of course. But I´d be surprized if it wasn´t Jon Stewart who found out!

  • @well2thebone
    @well2thebone Місяць тому

    seek immediate medical attention : DO NOT DO THIS

  • @elevationspeaker
    @elevationspeaker 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m a military vet
    My student loans were cancelled and it actually shows a 0 on my loans profile. I didn’t believe it till I looked at my credit report reflecting it💯. This isn’t a one hitter for a vote, this is just a start of what our people have deserved since day one so don’t stop beating them over the head about your needsI wanna see more substantial investing in our black communities. So keep tackling these issues and force these politicians to do their

  • @neelparikh1701
    @neelparikh1701 2 місяці тому +4

    Michael Costa crushed it on this one.

  • @shayway2k
    @shayway2k Місяць тому

    I'm crying 😂 hilarious segment

  • @BrandonGoble78
    @BrandonGoble78 2 місяці тому

    Outstanding 👏

  • @aiedailguardian
    @aiedailguardian 2 місяці тому

    Yay Josh Johnson!! Love to see him 😊

  • @keon3155
    @keon3155 2 місяці тому +2

    I stared at the sun and went blind.. I had to use voice to text to write this.

  • @badgerboy97
    @badgerboy97 2 місяці тому +1

    Cool I am watching the episode that hasn't even AIRED yet...😮

  • @janiekcarney5482
    @janiekcarney5482 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m sick of the solar eclipse!!

  • @HRBJHD
    @HRBJHD 2 місяці тому

    Kosta, bring me to a show, and I’ll set the precedent of hype bro!

  • @abramisme
    @abramisme 2 місяці тому +12

    My eyes hurt to much to watch this......

  • @andrewwilliams9599
    @andrewwilliams9599 2 місяці тому +3

    The Crumleys had numerous chances to get help for their son and were too self-absorbed to do it. Their behavior post-arrest proves it: making death threats against the judge and prosecutor, whining about their confining imprisonment. Maybe if they'd pulled their heads out of their tuchises and paid attention when their son told them "I need help" and the school said "Your son needs help," then they wouldn't be where they are. Cases like this make me think there should be an IQ test for would-be parents that you would have to pass before you could reproduce.

  • @Work2022-
    @Work2022- 2 місяці тому +2

    Josh Johnson adds something to the show! Love TDS!

  • @rexis188
    @rexis188 Місяць тому +1

    Josh Johnson 👌

  • @nataliagarcia2967
    @nataliagarcia2967 2 місяці тому +1

    Yay 🎉congrats Josh

  • @LarryDevaun
    @LarryDevaun 2 місяці тому +6

    I was curious to see If I could finish eating a popsicle in the amount of time it took me to enjoy this video. Turns out I can finish a popsicle in 7 minutes.

  • @kellietaylor9913
    @kellietaylor9913 Місяць тому

    Love Josh Johnson keep him on!!!

  • @Ytinasniiable
    @Ytinasniiable 2 місяці тому +1

    I still think the increase in "my eyes hurt" searches also includes people looking for memes to make fun of anyone who stared at the sun without protection

  • @HeyoitsJay
    @HeyoitsJay 2 місяці тому +3

    John said it right. Young people think it’s BS.

  • @StevieWicks
    @StevieWicks Місяць тому

    This is crazy, I'd literally never heard Peppa Pig talk until yesterday, and so had NO IDEA she had an accent, lol. This joke came at the EXACT right time for me.

  • @patreekotime4578
    @patreekotime4578 2 місяці тому

    Its no wonder so many people have eye pain, its probably the most time many of the spent outdoors in the last decade.

  • @cyb_structure
    @cyb_structure 2 місяці тому +1

    Eclipse eye injuries - TOTALLY PREDICTABLE 😆😆😆

  • @robertkaminski9315
    @robertkaminski9315 2 місяці тому

    i am VOTING DEMOCRAT

  • @KootFloris
    @KootFloris 2 місяці тому +2

    This student loan forgiveness is just a pay to banks, for outrageous interest rates. Better change the whole system. Oh, but that would make the 'owners' angry, wouldn't it?

  • @phred.phlintstone
    @phred.phlintstone 2 місяці тому +2

    Ever hear of the Bill of Rights? There are ten parts (AKA Amendments), not just the first.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 2 місяці тому

      I get the feeling you're a fan of the second one in particular, minus the "as part of a well-regulated militia" aspect.

    • @phred.phlintstone
      @phred.phlintstone Місяць тому +1

      @@davidlundquist1979 Gee, was it that noticeable? Glad you posted the notice about noticing. 🤠🤠

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Місяць тому +1

      @@phred.phlintstone I hereby acknowledge your post regarding that I noticed the noticing.

  • @bobbleczar
    @bobbleczar 2 місяці тому +1

    Some real solid jokes up top here.

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza 2 місяці тому +2

    Wooo! Josh!!🎉

  • @HoneyBadger80886
    @HoneyBadger80886 2 місяці тому

    Ending #UseryInterest. I respect that 💯