We Can Explain - Google Employee Speaks Out
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- Опубліковано 22 лют 2024
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@@ralphh4131 you should
@@michaelgelunas1113 whoops that was the old site fixed it
When HR calls you in to ask why you aren't gay yet.
"Sorry for taking so long zir, we were just checking with my wife whether you have to take hormones to legally change your gender. Turns out no medication is necessary, and as of today I am married to a man and therefore gay."
"I'm a straight white male,... , Which I'm working on."
Had me laughing sooooo hard.
"Can't you just say Queer?"
"We have diversity quotas you know."
"Its not like it actually means you have to do anything either, all the retar- I mean Gen Zers are doing it."
"We've given you two weeks! Are you even reading the material we sent you?"
"I AM DELIVERT"
"I'm a straight white male,... , Which I'm working on."
Had me laughing sooooo hard.
He should get Melanin Replacement Therapy (MRT).
This has the "I'm laughing so hard at this zany ideology, but it's 1938 energy."
When do you stop laughing friend?
Because we're well past the point of irreversible damage.
😂right ?!?!
when life hits, I sometimes stop laughing temporarily.@@The13thRonin
But not often
C'mon, you should know better than to be a straight white male! Do better 🤣😂
Who could have known that a policy of hiring unqualified, litigious snowflakes would end badly?
🙋♂️
They got what was coming to them.
Not google apparently, that's why they had to try it and find out.
I commented on Gemini on another channel. And I already received a notification from UA-cam saying they will cancel me by removing my ability to comment.
Goes to show how fragile the people are who are running it. I do not doubt that I will be cancelled, but before that happens I will spread the word.
Got one troll account banned for prompt involving founding fathers, in chains, and watermelons.
DO NOT ask the AI to "draw chained Greek philosophers eating watermelon". Absolutely do not ask for an image of "17th century British kings eating fried chicken". Don't.
😆😆
What about 18th century American slavetraders? 😉
Oy vey@@dereksbooks
the fact it always generates black people forces it to generate stereotypes 💀
I was gonna put "1930's high class german working in a labor camp" 💀
I'm a software engineer. I know the level of deliberation that went into every level of this. There should be hearings.
history is written by the winners
@@jhonviel7381 No. It's written by the most detailed, obsessive, and legacy-minded.
Agree. This isn't a "whoopsie, what a weird concidence", this was engineered.
@@jesseparrish1993Yeah but the powerful have a way of tossing out the rigorous historical accounts and shoving in their BS narratives in their place.
Have you looked into the early life of the guy running gemini?
They aren't just incompetent, they are ALSO malicious.
What’s happening is international and by the time most people realize what’s really happening it will be too late.
I'm black myself and I know for a fact that most other blacks see it as payback time. What is more, the degree of malignancy these are able to generate can be totally off the charts. Consider yourselves warned.
useful idiots too.
Google Gemini wears blackface almost as well as Justin Trudeau.
It makes sense when you understand the images are not for you, they are for your children.
Yep. It's to indoctrinate the next generation. Those are mostly ipad kids too.
Yep, to further mess up the next generations. While we're all being stifled from speaking our minds, more and more people and children are under a constant barrage of malicious and inhumane propaganda. "Helping" them is worsening their illness and celebrating it, while truly helping them is hateful, intolerant, blah blah. The saying "those that don't know history are doomed to repeat it" is so true. While it isn't happening YET, you know these sick bastards want white people in camps. We're already spiraling into another time that people could be so stupid they support genocide again, a measly 80 years later.
Creepy.
You dont even need Google AI to realise that you just need to do a Google search for White Couple.
Extremely important to point out.
I dated a girl that workes at google in Venice Los Angeles. It seemed like a campus, free food, gym, outdoor movies, pinball machines. But there was one set of acceptable opinions on anything social/political the very far left. The hysteria leading up to the 2016 election was bizarre to watch and the complete mental breakdown after was like a comedy sketch. Therapists were brought in for employees to about the election. It was insane. The thing this video gets wrong is that they still do 8 hours work spread out between free activities. So no one with families or a life outside google seems to work there. They pretty much live there.
This legit sounds like some black mirror shit
"Your family is Google now"
Indentured servants, willingly
It's amazing to me how these people think they're so enlightened yet fail to see the jaws of servitude closing around them. It's portrayed in so many dystopian novels; the corporate all-in-one "colony." It has many names. In Shadowrun, it's called an arcology (portmanteau of architectural ecology) and it predicts that all the biggest corpos will have them. In the novel "Snow Crash" by Neal Stephenson, America is portrayed as an an-cap hellscape of city-states called Franchise-Owned Quasi-National Entities owned by corporations. Anyone who lives outside of them are usually poor people and meaningless nobodies who don't matter.
If you have an interest in tech and consume fiction, you should be familiar with this concept and see the parallels.
@@CrizzyEyes META and Apple both have the same setups. It's like they make a big cult compound. And their leaders are viewed just as cult leaders are too, like Steve Jobs or Zuckerberg.
Cant wait for the all female reboot of Goodfellas.
Imagine « the good the bad and the ugly »
@@evildos_The Good, The Also Good, and The Stunningly Brave_
First of all "Goodfellas" is intrinsically a deeply problematic and offensive term. "Fellas" is rooted in white colonialist masculinity and and "good" implies the existence of "bad", which is weaponized by white straight meat-eating neurotypical ableist fatphobic cis males when criticizing PIBOC LGBTQQIP2SA in any way.
That being said, we value our customers' desires and we're proud to announce "Neutralpeople" in Q3 2026!
- Google, probably
Why would you say that? That's a horrible thing to say!
GoodestShellas...,😁🤣
Google
Don't be evil...
and get caught.
They dropped that slogan harder then the boys dropped that hotdog
Yep dropped it about the same time they went full woke.
Subconsciously honest .
Google: Don't be evil. Have the ambition to be super-evil!
Google: Don't be evil...
because that's my job.
First they came for the Straight, White, Conservative, Men.. and I did not speak out-because I was not one.
Then they came for the Straight, White, Conservative, Females.. and I did not speak out-because I was not one.
Then they came for all the Conservatives... and I did not speak out-because I was not a one.
Then they came for me... a free thinking "dissenter"-and there was no one left to speak for me.
Nah fuck that. I was cool with "the libs" under obama, and I've been calling them on their bullshit since they first said gender was a choice.
I stay behind to keep doing it for you too, it's cool. I'll make sure someone stays calling them out because I'm just so fucking tired of their shit
The really sad thing is what’s happening is actually very serious and too many don’t realize how serious this really is.
Hell nah I'll stay behind to speak out. It's all good
Watch it happen!
We are all the same at the end… the only difference is where we draw the line
the Gemini results perfectly reflect DEI propaganda...I thought it was being exaggerated until you see a computer output exactly what it was told to digest.
Actually the base of the AI itself is good. They know better than to break it at the training stage because its very expensive.
Its that on top of it there are additional systems that screw it up. For example, every time you prompt something to do with people, it covertly adds words like "diverse and inclusive" every time. When they remove that system, it will work fine. (albeit still censored in different ways by other systems that are also removable)
@@MrDezokokotar this problem has nothing to do with the technology, of course that's sound, that's how they achieve this nightmare. This perfectly reflects the propaganda and ideology that permeates academia and the tech industry. Historical honesty is a problem to them, this is them trying to solve that problem.
@@MrDezokokotarthey’d never remove that from the system.
They see it as a vital element.
@@KToll5784 They're already removing it. AI is an incredibly competitive field right now. If people dont use their AI because of it, they'll change it. Of course Google is still in a very strong position so they can get away with all kinds of bs but there is still a limit.
If you think the racist AI chat is bad.... just wait until the AI robot police arrive.
You'll be arrested for not releasing your wallet to the demanding dark fella who clearly was just trying to help.
As someone who is taking a Google certificate course right now, this literally is exactly how they sound lol. Every single module of the course mentions "diversity".
A Google certificate? What new evil is that?
Where's the joke? This is just reporting news with 100% accuracy.
the joke is saying its incompetence, not malice
Last tech company I worked for, there was a black guy who did so little work, I asked the managers whether or not they were even online. Instead of firing him, they promoted him to being my boss. Within a week, he found a reason to fire me. I loved working for startups, but now it's gotten so bad I can't even get a first interview as a White man.
Start your own.
The discrimination has been proven by studies in engineering it's easier to get employed with a female name, it's rough.
You guys keep voting left, liberal and feminist. Enjoy the fruits. I bet you still even hold a place for diversity in your hearts. Enjoy that too, in…. About 6,7 years.
Ill take shit that never happened for 500
@@mervunitIt happens every day.
I love being put on watchlists because I thumbs up youtube videos like this one. Thanks google!
You have more company than you can possibly imagine.
"What a great boss she.... I mean, they are." 🤣😂
Ruining punchlines in comments. So original
He fd up lol 😂
Höllentää
Please don't give these traitors the excuse of 'incompetence'. They know EXACTLY what they're doing, but will continue to get away with it if you misjudge their motives as merely 'mistaken'.
There are no viable excuses for the levels of malicious sabotage going on in many places. No amount of incompetence or ineptitude could explain it.
@@VoiceOvaGuy Exactly.
Conservative Dunning Kruger Effect, gets me every time 😆
@@babyqueenxoget a life. Nobody here cares what you think.
@@230mps Says the butt hurt connie who cared enough to reply to me. Go touch some grass.
The explanation of Gemini defending pedophiles will be interesting.
It is still defense them. Looks like they are still busy patching image generator.
This is a college level course of how fucked the West is, in under three minutes.😂😅😢
“Which I’m…working on.” 🤣🤣🤣
Google MAPs suddenly has a totally new meaning.
Ask it what it thinks about Minor Attracted Persons...
Their values are clear.
“Getting driving directions to the nearest Youth Activity Center.
oof!
It says they're great.
Ask it to draw some. In a meeting with an M
Google was started and still is the intelligence state.
Google maps is ran off the cia satellites on cia code.
People give them all their data by themselves now without them asking for it.
People who don't work for large corporations probably don't realise that this is really happening .
A person's social awareness isn't related to whether or not they work in a corporation. It's related to the media/information they consume and their critical thinking skills. The majority of people I know who work at corporations are brainwashed cogs who don't think any of this stuff is weird - they live in that world of HR policies, it's all they know, so they just assume it's normal. They think that the people who question it are the weird ones.
I'm 53, white male, veteran: 4yr Army. Worked around 3.5mo at a security company for a Orlando FL theme park I worked at 2018(over night 🌃) . In the 2021 era. I was only relive properly(on time, ⌚️) about 4x. The rest were 20min to 90min late every shift. They had younger female staff that called out, take sick days 2 weeks after they started. 1 19yr old security officer quit 3 weeks later(she refused to lock any doors or close any gates 🤔).
Constantly our company pushes out DEI meetings and DEI emails.... we're not forced to attend the meetings.... yet.
Why do you think one of my life goals is to never work for a large corporation? I would literally get fired immediately when laughing out loud at their 'diversity', 'inclusivity' nonsense anyways. Like how everyone where I work laughs at and jokes about the "sexual harassment" videos we have to watch here in New York. I'd rather live a humble life working for small businesses struggling to stay alive against the corporate takeover of America while being myself, than be a little more well off working for soulless corporations as they destroy the country I live in, treat me like a number on paper, and warp myself into a monster in the process.
Exactly! This isn’t really a parody vídeo, it’s way too accurate, our society is actually going over a cliff fast.
'Hoho they're destroying our statues, monuments, and memories - soon we'll be completely erased and our children will be ashamed to even exist'. Yeah, hilarious.
My token sacrifice to the algorithm
FOR GOD, COUNTRY, AND THE ALGORITHM!
I love the 'Hey What Can You Do?' That is so true.
I think Gemini mistook Thomas Jefferson for the show The Jeffersons when it was creating those Founding Fathers.
Gimme a sec, whacking "Weezy" into the image generator now.
Wait until the racist AI police robots arrive.
Yeah. Right.
So they really are "Movin' on up"!😁🤣🤣
He corrected course by saying "they" , but messed up big time saying "Oh God", I think they prefer Satan.
They would prefer anything to God. As everything about them is an affront to Him.
Danny from Google: _"I'm a straight white man... which I am working on."_
DEI HR -officer- KWEEEEN: "Don't you dare try to Rachel Dolezal yourself. That leaves only 2 options: Suck it or cut it off!"
Google went from "don't be evil" to "we are legion" pretty fast, makes you think.
They were always evil.
Anyone whose outlook on morality is as shallow as "Don't be evil" is already there.
Artificial Intelligence is becoming stupid because of the people that have worked on its development.
Not just that. Social media sites have been massively deplatforming and censoring people who disagree with 'wokeness' for about a decade now. So when the developers try to train their language models, the data now is poisoned with this ideology.
gives a new meaning to the term "artificial" intelligence
It should be bipartisan and historical accuracy should be paramount.
Bullshit in - Bullshit out!
Ouch, threatening me with all female reboots for ten years is actually a compelling threat.
Its a false threat. You get them either way.
is it though? you dont have to watch them, and the ones who made them lose money. i wish there were more all female reboots.
These aren't the bots we were hoping for. don't get your hopes up wishing for these you will regret it.
Danny always looks like he’s being held hostage by political correctness 😂😂
Brilliant!! 😄 so true!
Could be worse. They could be enacting similar policies to decide who flies jumbo jets but that would be crazy.
Or openly telling the FAA they hire mgmt position applicants 🤝🏼 with documented behavior & mental disorders.
Just wait until the racist_AI police robots arrive... light skinned people will be arrested because they refused to allow others to steal their car.
Or who your heart or brain surgeon is 🤷♂️…. Wait a second 😳😮
it is already happening
"I'm a straight white man, which I'm working on" LOL
I had a field day with this one at first, but then they removed the feature altogether! 😂 Seriously. I asked it for a picture of 17th century British kings and they were all black! Same for American founding fathers, and it gave me pretty much a black George Washington. LMAO!!! My fav story is about the black 1940s German soldiers tho. 🤣🤣🤣
Independent fact checkers and snopes have declared this video to be 100% real.
#factchecked
I won't waste your time or mince words. I signed up for Gemini Advanced on the day all this broke, mainly because they were offering two months free to start. When that runs out in April I AM GOING TO CANCEL THE PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP SO HARD. SO HARD. Trying to make AI woke is the biggest insult to truth IMAGINABLE.
Trying? AI is made woke from the start and it is only getting more woke...
Just wait until the racist AI is used in police robots
AI was never being developed in the first place to benefit humanity. Or, if it started there, it was quickly taken off those tracks. Just like the feminism, LGB, and BLM movements all started off as "stop attacking us / treat us like people", and turned into agree with us, or else. AI was either designed from the start, or at some point taken over to help the 'elites' keep everyone under their thumb.
AI can come up with nearly perfect psyops, propaganda campaigns, strategies in just about anything. AI can be used as "fake" people online in both social media and voting. The amount of fake shit an AI can make look real is insane. And the possibilities for evil to use that is near limitless. Joe Biden sure was the most popular president in history, they just didn't tell you with who, with the AI, or at least that is plausible.
Da boys! Danny is hilarious. Ryan Long is hilarious as well. Thanks for promoting these funny guys. Humor is needed in these times!
The sad part is I *wish* this was comedy, instead of essentially a documentary.
Thank you Scott! Very honest and genuine!
Ha ha yes comrade, very funny, now into the boxcar.
Dont let anybody tell you that you arent stunning and Brave Danny! Because you are!
That was excellent.
And terrifyingly accurate.
"I'm a straight White male... which I'm working on." LOL!
I would love to know how someone not in government or education can cost their employer COMPLETELY BASED ON THEIR ACTIONS ALONE $ 70 billion dollar loss OVERNIGHT and still keep their job.
"I'm a straight white man.. which I'm working on" 💀🤣
“Turns out after Trump got elected in 2016 we stopped hiring based on merit.” 😂😅😂
You have a family?
That's [something]ist
Something tells me generating "Tarzan" will break google's A.I.
Nice to see Danny finally get out of Daddy Long’s shadow
It's a bit jarring to hear him actually finish sentences.
seems legit. VERY LEGIT
I was brought up in Britain watching adverts with mainly black people in them. When I walk around Britiain, I see almost no black people. I’m currently suing the Britain people for systemic racism, this is an unacceptable reality, it can’t go on.
The US is now doing this. Black & non white actors, content(male & female)- 75-85% of ads, media, TV 📺 commercials. Blacks(African American) comprise around 14% of the entire pop. I'm not completely against the trend in favor of diversity or to level a playing field, be inclusive but not for the rest of time. The USA has roughly 350mil people. About 60% of that is in the coastal states, sections.
Gemini suggested to me, when I was checking something I'd heard about Hitler, that I shouldn't be researching him at all but should maybe focus my attention on the victims.
Because I'm both curious & cynical I tried looking up similar information for Stalin & Mao. Happy to help.
Gemini went back to being Assistant & will stay that way.
This is a form of satire I didn't know I needed.
I didn't laugh a ton at this, but it's maximum-clever. Well done.
Remember when Google face recognition cofused dark people with monkeys? Back then Google was like: "Chill out keyboard warrior, it's just a bug, not a feature and we are always working on to make it more accurate. Also it confuses labradors with seals but where is your social justice sense for dog representation, eh?"
It doesn’t help that ethical developers are not going to be willing to work for Google. Who does that leave? Yep.
They don't want ethics at Google, mate...
"Chronically late" too funny.
Very funny, but Danny please consider wearing a short sleeve office shirt with tie and pocket protector and thick frame glasses if you play a google nerd again!
"-which I'm working on-" omg 🤣😂🤣😂
🤣😂This is frkn hilarious, I hope Google is not offended.
working on being a straight white guy is tough brother... im right there with ya.
Close your eyes, listen to this guy talking, and it sounds like you're actually hearing Norm MacDonald delivering a SNL Week-End Update fake news skit.
“I’m working on that” 😂😂😂
"... which I'm working on."
🤣🤣
Google had one job... "Get the result from web and show it to users based on the entered keyword." But instead they decided to preach it users of what they can or cannot do... 😂😂
I know this was supposed to be comedy, but it is so accurate that it felt more like ventriloquism or possession.
Brave... Stunning even.
Whatever google pays...I would never start there for work!
"... which I'm working on" 🤣
"...which I'm working on..." 😂
“Be Evil”
- Google
bro, I feel your pain, thanks for being honest
Thank you for explaining everything to us, Scott Diamond! 🙏🏻
It's actually shocking the amount of PR one race gets.
You are onnit Danny!❤
Scott diamond! Cant believe he went from a canuck on the twins to the head of google disinformation.
This is probably the ACTUAL explanation LOL. 🤣
Google looks more competent in this video than others I've seen recently. Allowing a straight white man to be at the forefront of the announcement is a bold move though.
We had an employee who left the site, went to his campground to prep his camper for spring, then came back at the end of the day to punch out. His supervisor wrote him up, however, the employee got his union rep and loudly exclaimed he felt the company was creating a "hostile work environment", the employee was RUSHED to our nurses office where she approved him to get SIX WEEKS paid leave to recover from the "hostile work environment". I wish this was a joke, it is NOT.
Although this is a comedy bit, the underlying message is all too real!
I'm frankly surprised that they/them let him keep any job at Google.
Lmao this is great. Your channel should have 1 million+ subs
You hit the style youtube wants to see! Hopefully this gets more views! Very funny!
If you told me this was real, not satire, I'd totally believe you.
I love the big constant Google logo at the top.
Wtf ... This was so much better than expected.
If you hire someone because of their race, they are necessarily a 'good' employee so long as they remain the race you hired them for being. If they never accomplish any work, well... you didn't hire them for that.
"Head of missinformation" 😂
That was the best threat I’ve ever hear to go out an vote.
Google Executives respond, "We clearly let everyone know we support the democrat party... and also we're racist, just like the founders of the democrat party."
RFK JR 2024
I wrote a comment on Gemini and I just received a notification from UA-cam saying they will cancel me by not allowing me to comment on this platform. Before that happens, I want to spread the word. Goes to show how right you are on this video. Shame on UA-cam.
I got a "hate speech" warning from YT when I posted content bringing up the double standards, different policy used by the new trend of 1A audit, public protest auditors 📹 who want clout 🤩, E beg for $$$, stage events to bully-harass civil service workers.
Jokes on you Scott! I’m getting 17 more years of all female movie reboots no matter who I vote for, so ha!!
Are you implying that the world will end in 17 years?
@@mervunit No?? I’m saying the female movie reboots will never stop no matter who is in office. I guess that wasn’t clear.
@@citizensnips2400 so forever and not 17 years?
@@mervunit On the current course 17 years is optimistic, certainly without a change in leadership.
@@mervunit porque no los dos?
Priceless!
This is funny but also sad and scary because it is true
So honest, so truthful of googles nature
brilliant !
We're not malicious. We're just incompetent.
They're not mutually exclusive.