Toronto Police Provide Update on Shooting Outside of Drake's Home

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  • @okienative4785
    @okienative4785 24 дні тому +45

    I kind of wish Danny had attempted an accent for this character.

  • @ruffle-gumpmcgee2358
    @ruffle-gumpmcgee2358 25 днів тому +63

    I am now less informed.

  • @pittuk6500
    @pittuk6500 25 днів тому +39

    Youths? Say no more

  • @Ammoniummetavanadate
    @Ammoniummetavanadate 25 днів тому +50

    I hate Toronto so much

    • @lordofpurgatory.
      @lordofpurgatory. 25 днів тому +6

      There's a song about that, It's called
      Toronto sucks by arrogant worms

    • @Ammoniummetavanadate
      @Ammoniummetavanadate 25 днів тому +1

      @@lordofpurgatory. You reminded me of Loading Ready Run, those guys used to be pretty cool before they went crazy leftist in like 2014

    • @retvrn999
      @retvrn999 25 днів тому +6

      @@lordofpurgatory. you just smoked my dome with a shovel full of nostalgia, bud.

    • @sevenhighclub2339
      @sevenhighclub2339 24 дні тому

      Why? Toronto’s the engine of Canada. Go live down ever else to another country then

    • @sevenhighclub2339
      @sevenhighclub2339 24 дні тому

      Toronto hates you too. All good now

  • @TheAngryCoyote
    @TheAngryCoyote 25 днів тому +23

    Attempted murking😂

  • @darrylp6938
    @darrylp6938 25 днів тому +10

    the accent on point💀💀💀

  • @TheKing-kj2ot
    @TheKing-kj2ot 24 дні тому +1

    I like how he just drops the voice for "that'll be all"

  • @Microtonal_Cats
    @Microtonal_Cats 24 дні тому +6

    This is so Canadian that the only joke I can get from it is "cops who go on TV talk funny."

    • @elliotmorin5560
      @elliotmorin5560 23 дні тому

      What's Canadian about Jamaican immigrants? Aside from McKay's patties they've contributed nothing but gun crime to this country.

    • @Ammoniummetavanadate
      @Ammoniummetavanadate 22 дні тому

      He is doing a "Toronto mans" accent which is unique to the cultural and general hell hole that is Toronto.

    • @elliotmorin5560
      @elliotmorin5560 22 дні тому

      @@Ammoniummetavanadate That's like saying nasty bear feet and street shitting are culturally unique to Brampton. Just cause its in Canada don't make it Canadian.

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 25 днів тому +5

    I didn't realize it's duck season.

  • @Rolfe89
    @Rolfe89 24 дні тому +3

    My token sacrifice to the algorithm

  • @cray06
    @cray06 24 дні тому

    Shannon stewart 🤣 the running joke continues, respect

  • @TheDanAge
    @TheDanAge 25 днів тому +13

    cheese fam

  • @user-zk1tb1yx2e
    @user-zk1tb1yx2e 25 днів тому +4

    Woah, there, bud.

  • @fffrrraannkk
    @fffrrraannkk 24 дні тому +2

    Did Alex Grey design that tie?

  • @GeofBS
    @GeofBS 24 дні тому +1

    Eye caught the ending

  • @dabig_guy2204
    @dabig_guy2204 25 днів тому +5

    .....so they were "youts" from underprivileged area of the city. 😂😅

    • @elliotmorin5560
      @elliotmorin5560 23 дні тому

      Nah dey youths from an underprivileged country that should have never been allowed past the boarder.

  • @na-vn5qy
    @na-vn5qy 25 днів тому +6

    so are canadian ghetto slangs very similar to british ghetto slangs? i swear i heard some crossover words in there.

    • @liberality
      @liberality 24 дні тому

      Mandem 😂

    • @impactEditHD
      @impactEditHD 24 дні тому +3

      no it comes from the Caribbean originally, a lot of Jamaican slang

    • @liberality
      @liberality 24 дні тому +1

      @@impactEditHD I never heard a Jamaican from the Windrush generation use the current slang. I think it evolved in London and was spread by music videos. Mr. Drake is an aficionado of the grime genre, I understand.

    • @impactEditHD
      @impactEditHD 24 дні тому

      @liberality Bro the slang literally comes from Jamacian immigrants that moved to London.

    • @liberality
      @liberality 24 дні тому +2

      @@impactEditHD I lived in Tottenham, London in the 1990s among first and second generation Jamaicans. No-one used the grime slang then. For example they used bredren (brethren) not mandem. The grime crews are not all Jamaican either. Since 1997 there have been a lot more direct African immigrants in the UK, particularly London, who have no connection to the Carribean.

  • @aerialpunk
    @aerialpunk 24 дні тому +1

    Hahaha nice accent, nailed it

  • @masaharumorimoto4761
    @masaharumorimoto4761 25 днів тому +2

    Rhonda Merkin was involved?

  • @nobodyz_fault_but_mine3787
    @nobodyz_fault_but_mine3787 24 дні тому

    pretty good nova-Scotian accent.

  • @maverickstclare3756
    @maverickstclare3756 24 дні тому

    Representing one eyed crew

  • @TR-sj9fp
    @TR-sj9fp 24 дні тому +2

    Thank you for the full commit to the character here hahaha

  • @rafaeladrian1510
    @rafaeladrian1510 24 дні тому

    😂😂the ovo accent tho

  • @HGeorge1993
    @HGeorge1993 24 дні тому +2

    Its weird that canada embraced london slang rather than USA slang. It all sounds weird with the american-like accent.

    • @SpaceForce635
      @SpaceForce635 24 дні тому +1

      It absolutely isn't weird at all with the amount of Caribbean people that immigrated there, like London post 1970.

    • @myousickoflife
      @myousickoflife 24 дні тому

      First of all its a very small percentage of goofs that speak like this all centred around Toronto.
      Its pretty simple the USA separated from the British so they wouldn't have to pay tax ever. Worked out well🤣🤣
      Just like invading Canada in 1812, yet because we stuck with the British we had superior communications, so the invasion failed miserably and we burned the Pink House which they then painted White. I feel they should paint it rainbow now...
      So yea, the last thing Canadians want is to sound American(USA), even though we are American just like Mexicans and South AMERICANS but we'll just forget about that because it seems too much for them to understand.
      Much like their anthem, the war was already over the British just wanted to fuck them up a bit before they left and then they write an anthem about how they were still standing 🤣🤣
      Also its the only anthem glorifying war and bombs. Makes sense coming from the worlds largest arms manufacturer since the civil war, masked as a white knight going around the world trying to "save" everyone with weapons of mass destruction.

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy 24 дні тому +1

      ​@@SpaceForce635yep 👍 came to say the same thing. Back in my day the only kids in high school talking like this had Carribean backgrounds

    • @elliotmorin5560
      @elliotmorin5560 23 дні тому

      Yeah, they still do. Actual Canadians don't talk like that unless they're wiggers.

  • @ambrlyn3564
    @ambrlyn3564 25 днів тому +5

    no views & 2 thumbs up!
    ScrewTube😂

  • @TerryDM1970
    @TerryDM1970 24 дні тому +1

    No one here in Western Canada likes Drake ... or Toronto.

    • @myousickoflife
      @myousickoflife 24 дні тому +1

      Same with the East Coast!

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy 24 дні тому

      OG Torontonians don't like Toronto anymore but the glory days were up until like 2019

  • @conrad792
    @conrad792 24 дні тому

    Is drake bell ok?

  • @klikklik7499
    @klikklik7499 20 днів тому

    I thought cops were supposed to be physically fit???

  • @madisonv_7
    @madisonv_7 24 дні тому

    Pffffff😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Eliteownage
    @Eliteownage 25 днів тому +1

    👌

  • @stephananderson21
    @stephananderson21 24 дні тому

    Oh Canada something blah blah blah blah blah blah something blah blah blah to something blah blah blah. With maple trees and blah blah blah to all our sons command

  • @runaway_slav
    @runaway_slav 25 днів тому +1

    Filth City Part 2?

  • @mclockwork777
    @mclockwork777 25 днів тому

    Too Canadian for this Patriot of The Lord's U.S. of F*#$ing A.

  • @gugan_1678
    @gugan_1678 24 дні тому

    I like how he pretends to be Canadian

  • @clash8386
    @clash8386 19 днів тому

    AAAA Mate

  • @mattjoneslovesyou7519
    @mattjoneslovesyou7519 25 днів тому

    !

  • @TheWuFinancial
    @TheWuFinancial 18 днів тому

    I don’t like this episode of Degrassi.

  • @TheHogfatherInvades
    @TheHogfatherInvades 25 днів тому +4

    Everyone always assumes I know what drake you're talking about but I never know if its in reference to the rapper or the predator

  • @andreipotapenko8548
    @andreipotapenko8548 24 дні тому

    Who cares...

  • @ambrlyn3564
    @ambrlyn3564 25 днів тому

    first!!

  • @mikemca2768
    @mikemca2768 25 днів тому +7

    I swear to God Danny is a f****** genius and he's also one of my favorite Jews (he's a good one)

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy 24 дні тому

      Categorizing an assimilated and patriotic ethnic group into good and bad is disgusting

    • @elliotmorin5560
      @elliotmorin5560 23 дні тому +1

      @@MsBhappy You're a bad one clearly.

    • @elliotmorin5560
      @elliotmorin5560 23 дні тому +1

      It reminds me a of a quote from Luftwaffe leader Goering when saving his childhood family friends. "I decide whose a Jew."