A Rogue Trader's Diplomacy (Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader comic dub)

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  • @Nightmare704RY
    @Nightmare704RY 9 місяців тому +2555

    Guardsman: mmmmm...
    Space marine: what troubles you friend? Does our temporary alliance with the xenos offend your sensibilities?
    Guardsman: I'm fine with that... fought along side taus and even necrons that one time... it's just that...
    Space marine: the sister of battle and the drukhari get along to well in combat?
    Guardsman: yes... and having to sadistic murder hobos encouraging each other is never good.

    • @yeenbaby2891
      @yeenbaby2891 8 місяців тому +265

      Space marine: even i concurr, send a message to some friends and choice allies, we will have to keep tabs on them to ensure they arent doing something we will likely have to deal with in the future
      Guardsman: as you wish mi'lord

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 8 місяців тому +317

      @@yeenbaby2891 meanwhile out of their line of sight
      Drukharii Raider: Dude we should totally get the rest of my gang in on this they'd love a murderfest like this
      Sister of battle: Ooooh I'll go message my convent!
      *The unfortunate Tau colony about to get absolutely decimated: Haaha, we're in danger.*

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 8 місяців тому +148

      @@LordOfGilneas Inquisitor: Hold it right there you two! No massacring xenos for fun here... we have chaos cults to clean up yet remember?

    • @efaristi9737
      @efaristi9737 8 місяців тому +42

      @@LordOfGilneasSisters of Battles would rather attack a colony of Tau rather than Drukkaris ?

    • @Dragoongfa
      @Dragoongfa 8 місяців тому +91

      @@efaristi9737 Tau automatically reject the Emperor for the Greater Good. Drukhari, although Evil, are still Eldar and as thus hold the Emperor to high esteem because they are aware of his nature as protector of humanity. As thus between the two the Sisters of Battle would kill the Tau first. Also the Tau use Abominable Intelligences.

  • @ИльяВейнаров
    @ИльяВейнаров 9 місяців тому +2937

    And the funny thing is that we are still not considered heretics and traitors. Being a rogue trader is awesome.

    • @flakzuludeusex2365
      @flakzuludeusex2365 9 місяців тому +224

      Well I feel like being a rogue trader can be labeled as wild card or eccentric.

    • @Kyla-Stormhazard
      @Kyla-Stormhazard 8 місяців тому +246

      I have an entire wall that essentially says I can do whatever I want! Oh ho ho ho!

    • @MoraCat666
      @MoraCat666 8 місяців тому +95

      ​@@Kyla-StormhazardNot reaally though. Going iconoclast (being a decent ruler) is enough to make Imperium send an expedition through big ass warp storm to obliterate you

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 8 місяців тому +118

      @@MoraCat666
      Yeah, everything is good as long as you don't do a better job than they do.

    • @Athetos_Admech
      @Athetos_Admech 8 місяців тому

      ​@@MoraCat666to be fair going iconoclast does backfire alot, arguably it gets more people killed than being a bloodthirsty zealot

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 8 місяців тому +724

    Sister of Battle: You had me at heretic.
    Druhkari: You had me at murder.

    • @qdaniele97
      @qdaniele97 18 днів тому +3

      I think it would be more like:
      Sister of Battle: You had me at "murder heretics"
      Druhkari: You had me at "brutally"
      😅

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 9 місяців тому +1150

    I love the detail of the Rouge Trader preparing to roast a marshmallow on the pyre.
    Also the way Abelard just looks completely done with everything.

    • @mercerholt8299
      @mercerholt8299 8 місяців тому +30

      His face say just how absolutely doen with everything he is.

    • @Luke_Danger
      @Luke_Danger 8 місяців тому +20

      He doesn't get paid enough to introduce *that*.

    • @ramonmartinsoto3717
      @ramonmartinsoto3717 2 місяці тому +1

      *Rogue

    • @bastifi2815
      @bastifi2815 16 днів тому +2

      To be fair, if the Rogue trader somehow hires an SOB, an unsanctioned psyker, and Inquisitor, an eldar and a drukhari, without them killing each other, while said rogue trader stits back and drinks tea with a pampered navigator and a ad mech that takes the line to tech-heresy and skips with it, I'd be done too

  • @brucereutens8730
    @brucereutens8730 8 місяців тому +1196

    That's about as smart as having a Blood Angel on your team and during a battle you point at the enemy and yell "LOOK, IT'S HORUS!!!!!!!!!!!".

    • @Ideo7Z
      @Ideo7Z 7 місяців тому +52

      Can't like this because likes are at 69

    • @Rodoet001
      @Rodoet001 4 місяці тому +103

      Oh, don't worry. If you do that with a Blood Angel, you'll be fine. Your target won't but you will be. Now, if it was a Flesh Tearer on the other hand...

    • @DJMpro1999
      @DJMpro1999 3 місяці тому +78

      Or pull a Malekith-Teclis:
      1. Teleport orc to the general vicinity of target.
      2. Point at target and say: “He said he’s DA BIGGEST AN DA BEST”
      3. Watch as the angry orc is gonna prove him otherwise.

    • @yorukage5926
      @yorukage5926 2 місяці тому +12

      You'd be his next target I hope you know that. The black rage can't exactly be suppressed by a normal marine once it pops up 😂

    • @pyerack
      @pyerack Місяць тому +8

      Which is why I love to picture Blood Angels as the Chocolate lunatic from that one Spongebob episode.

  • @trashynecromancer1155
    @trashynecromancer1155 9 місяців тому +771

    I can’t fix Maz, Druhkarin are just broken as a civilisation. But I CAN direct his sadistic ass in another direction, which is just as good.

    • @clashaccount8737
      @clashaccount8737 8 місяців тому +81

      I can't fix him, but I can make him worse!

    • @BrettHugh-c6d
      @BrettHugh-c6d 8 місяців тому +42

      He's hot, why fix?

    • @mercerholt8299
      @mercerholt8299 8 місяців тому +52

      We can make someone else's problem which works out alright.

    • @erdervv
      @erdervv 4 місяці тому +51

      I DM a dark heresy campaign, and the party managed to captured a dark eldar wych, rather than killing her, they decided to give her a job...as their interrogation specialist.

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 4 місяці тому +21

      @@erdervv
      I feel sorry for the people being interrogated.

  • @shadowkingdarksin3980
    @shadowkingdarksin3980 9 місяців тому +446

    like a good mom she gives her kids the best toys 😅

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 9 місяців тому +957

    Accurate, and the sisters really should look at this situation and take the hint.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 9 місяців тому +114

      This IS the Ecclesiarchy we're talking about here, self-reflection isn't really an Imperium sorta thing at the best of times and the Ecclesiarchy is basically Imperium +

    • @Historyfrek4ever
      @Historyfrek4ever 9 місяців тому +69

      @@gratuitouslurking8610 It was founded, effectively, by Lorgar and he was so self deluded that it was almost his primarch power.

    • @Fallout4277
      @Fallout4277 8 місяців тому +18

      @@Historyfrek4ever well to be fair he did try to tell people that the emperor doesn’t want to be worshiped and then they mocked him so he shot them also combined the fact that even before the Horus heresy, he wasn’t 100% up there in the head and he was easily manipulated. Yeah that’s just a recipe for disaster.

    • @Bruva_Ayamhyt
      @Bruva_Ayamhyt 7 місяців тому +5

      @@gratuitouslurking8610 A lot of the AdMech characters in Rogue Trader have surprisingly well-thought-out positions.

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Bruva_Ayamhyt I don't when everyone is mental, it makes the imperium boring. That said, the mechanicus should have good reasoning.

  • @kevinbarber2795
    @kevinbarber2795 7 місяців тому +479

    I love this aristocratic mom energy I’m getting from this Rouge Trader.

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 6 місяців тому +83

      Most moms know that the best way to handle a bad child is to direct their bad tendencies into doing something that generates a positive result.

    • @colby1398
      @colby1398 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@andrewowens4421You say that like most moms aren't deadbeats who ignore their problem children, when life says otherwise.

    • @david_aug_1017
      @david_aug_1017 6 днів тому +2

      So tempted to go this route for my next playthrough.

    • @JosieJoestar-xb1ft
      @JosieJoestar-xb1ft 6 днів тому +3

      Definitely the pragmatic type of trader

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 8 місяців тому +112

    This is lore accurate because if their is the imperium and Drukhari both excel at, it’s solving problems at other peoples expense.

  • @M1lza
    @M1lza 9 місяців тому +240

    As a player of both a sororitas army and drukhari army this is my new head canon now.

  • @StarFoth
    @StarFoth 4 місяці тому +75

    Unironically the God-Emperor handing out billboard-sized documents signed in his blood that say the holder can do whatever the fuck they want is one of the best things to happen to the Imperium.

    • @eastbow6053
      @eastbow6053 2 місяці тому +4

      the ...wat ಠ_ಠ

    • @pixpax1720
      @pixpax1720 Місяць тому +18

      ​@@eastbow6053
      Yes, the tutorial reveals that their Trade Warrants are so big they need a specialized room to store it in

    • @Moonllama2
      @Moonllama2 Місяць тому +5

      Trade warrents varies in rarity, best ones are the one signed by big e

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 Місяць тому +3

      @@pixpax1720 The Emperor was a big man before he was a big skeleton after all!

    • @pimentinha1121
      @pimentinha1121 23 дні тому +1

      ​@@pixpax1720 not just because it's big but because it's also the most important treasure a rogue trader has, from both the religious sense and the legal sense

  • @MrKOLCOO
    @MrKOLCOO 8 місяців тому +191

    Ulfar sitting sadly in the corner : They never invite me for some fun and recreational activities... T-T

    • @mercerholt8299
      @mercerholt8299 8 місяців тому +24

      To be fair if he showed up the fun would be over to soon.

    • @sirgumshoe9019
      @sirgumshoe9019 4 місяці тому +14

      @@mercerholt8299 yea he does tend to remove most of the problems before anyone else gets a turn.

  • @WeFightForKarl
    @WeFightForKarl 8 місяців тому +119

    0:29 Why and HOW did they give Marazhai (a DRUKHARI) such an adorable look of joy?! This is seriously screwing with my moral compass!

  • @marcoantoniodiazvaldes7983
    @marcoantoniodiazvaldes7983 8 місяців тому +56

    sanest way to put differences aside in WH 40k be like:

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 5 місяців тому +112

    Abelard realizing that he miiiiiggghhhht be working for the bad guys.

  • @kriegertechpriest7011
    @kriegertechpriest7011 4 місяці тому +42

    Prepare for trouble!
    And make it double!
    To purge the worlds of ruination!
    To unite all peoples within our to our station!
    To find the ancient truth and our emperors love!
    To extend our lady's reach to the stars above!
    Argenta!
    Marzy!
    Team Trader shows of Lady's might!
    Surrender now, or die unholy blight!

    • @ZephyrTM101
      @ZephyrTM101 День тому +1

      Wait so is Marzy's VA Actually James or am I just thinking there's similarities?

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 День тому

      @@ZephyrTM101 I dont know the song just came up in my head

  • @JS-kr8fs
    @JS-kr8fs 9 місяців тому +133

    Wow, the Imperium has so much in common with the

    • @reliantbelial2341
      @reliantbelial2341 9 місяців тому +8

      the what ?

    • @captainchaos1398
      @captainchaos1398 9 місяців тому +7

      Bro, the what.

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 9 місяців тому +21

      The what? THE WHAT BRO? *TELL US!*

    • @theonlytnargmatt
      @theonlytnargmatt 9 місяців тому +98

      Bro really got life cancelled by the inquisition halfway through his comment kek.

    • @ul8532
      @ul8532 8 місяців тому +12

      ​@@theonlytnargmattyeah, now we have to do like a TS and uncover the message 😅

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 8 місяців тому +169

    Argenta wakes up after a long fun massacre with Marazhai: *Internally* “I sense something nearby.” *opens eyes* “Wait, I recognize tha smug aura anywhere…” *looks at the side*
    Marazhai completely clotheless like her: *smug* “Helllooo.”
    Argenta: “By the Emperor, tell me we didn’t go it.”
    Marazhai: “Define “it” because we’ve done a lot together.”

    • @Ideo7Z
      @Ideo7Z 7 місяців тому +41

      A WH40K rom-com. Ryan Reynolds as Marazhai and Scarlett Emily Blunt as Argenta. Stanley Tucci as Abelard. Would totally watch.

    • @biggiouschinnus7489
      @biggiouschinnus7489 4 місяці тому +15

      I mean, their factions both had a lot of BDSM influence in the beginning, so...

  • @KrimzonFlygon1
    @KrimzonFlygon1 8 місяців тому +45

    See, they get along famously. Granted, Yrliet’s started drinking, but…

  • @Victor_Viktorovich
    @Victor_Viktorovich 8 місяців тому +56

    0:29
    The best waifu maniac in Warhammer 40k, and Argenta.

    • @KT-in3wb
      @KT-in3wb 5 місяців тому +2

      Rogue Trader have maniacs for all tastes... hehe

    • @dependent-ability8631
      @dependent-ability8631 Місяць тому +1

      @@KT-in3wb rogue traders have a talent for collecting the mentally unwell

    • @KT-in3wb
      @KT-in3wb Місяць тому

      @@dependent-ability8631 Similar is attracted to similar...

    • @dependent-ability8631
      @dependent-ability8631 29 днів тому

      @@KT-in3wb true...

  • @blanck7457
    @blanck7457 8 місяців тому +103

    And the dark eldar guy will also stop calling you a slur

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 місяці тому +13

      What's scary is that, canonically you're more likely to get action with a Drukhari than a Craftworlder. The scary part is that you probably won't like it.

    • @thereprehensible435
      @thereprehensible435 4 місяці тому +10

      ​ @thebighurt2495 Craftworlder: _"Meditate, mon'kiegh. No lewd thoughts, those are disgusting. What are you, a rutting animal? You only want my soft, nubile space-elf flesh?
      I'm done with you forever. The fact that you lust for me is so off-putting I think I may puke. Filthy mon'keigh beast..."_
      FR, it is so incredibly hard to form a basic relationship with a non-psychotic Eldar... Every step of the way she belittles you as a human and puts her people first, sees you as nothing more than an animal if you so much as hint that you want to do more than merely meditate on artsy-fartsy, meaningless crap. Her obsession with the inner realm and with I'm-fourteen-and-this-is-deep topics... It irks me so much. Not to mention how much you have to sacrifice, how many others you have to let go, just so you can continue to be with her.
      Every moment with her is just a sunk cost fallacy waiting to happen the moment you have to make a decision that goes against everyone and everything you stand for and hope to accomplish. She's the most obnoxious, high-maintenance, disrespectful waifu of the game... And she's not even remotely worth it for what she gives back in any capacity.
      The fact that the literal murderhobo relative of her kin is preferable is a blinding glare upon just how terrible she is as a person, both in personality and in rationale.

    • @hellodelightfulrando
      @hellodelightfulrando 3 місяці тому

      @@thereprehensible435 I like her a lot. She’s nice to me. I just decided I wasn’t gonna put my dick in her and put it in Marazhai instead. I saved her people, she helped avoid a Eldar human war for me, Marazhai gets my dick and gets be a kinky submissive murder hobo. It’s a win win win

    • @loyvjsp1624
      @loyvjsp1624 2 місяці тому +3

      @@thereprehensible435the thing is the eldar does not found human physically attractive, she has said that many times during banters already. It is like no matter how much you love and develop relationship with a dolphin, normal human wouldn’t ended up fking them even tho dolphins are always horny.
      The meditation is the eldar finally found alternative to “connect” with the rogue trade and stay with them without any physically attractions.

    • @ianfrancobianuccicanazares2364
      @ianfrancobianuccicanazares2364 Місяць тому

      ​@@thereprehensible435You are so right. She sends You and the rest of the party to a hellhole, and if You want to STILL go for her, the most You get out of her is a lame ass sorry that nobody in the room believes. And if You give her lashes "ho, then i'm mad now". Girl, You understand that the Rogue trader gets his tendons cut off, his brain fuck up and leave to die in a pile of bodies? Like You Say, she ask for to much, and don't Even Say sorry, or give respect in return. Mazarhai at least don't call You monkey (yes to the rest, but not You) and is ironically no so racist.
      I think they dindt do well the only 2 xenos characters. They want to reach You all the time, but You can't teach them nothing about humanity. At least a phylosopical conversation of who is the god-emperor, or why humanity use humans as computer Would be cool

  • @darkestcarving8735
    @darkestcarving8735 8 місяців тому +59

    You can trust us, the DARK Eldar.

    • @beastalchemistVA
      @beastalchemistVA  8 місяців тому +17

      NO SUN!

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 4 місяці тому +15

      @@beastalchemistVA Have you ever eaten...... a _tangerine?_

    • @Lancefh_ENV
      @Lancefh_ENV 4 місяці тому +13

      "You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. It's the honest people you have to keep an eye because you never know when they might do something... honestly stupid."

    • @Definitly-not-Omegon
      @Definitly-not-Omegon Місяць тому +2

      Didn't expect TTS, now I'm depressed and need to rewatch TTS for the 572nd (yes I'm counting) time.

    • @mrfrost6211
      @mrfrost6211 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Definitly-not-Omegon agreed

  • @MasterrangerABR
    @MasterrangerABR 8 місяців тому +50

    Remember, Good times ryhmes with war crimes.

  • @Nolan65775
    @Nolan65775 8 місяців тому +29

    Nothing better then finding some common ground...over someone else's expanse.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 9 місяців тому +29

    Exactly how I imagined her voice when I first read this comic xd

  • @MortSalazar
    @MortSalazar 4 місяці тому +11

    I mean
    One of Argenta's favorite dreams include screams and wailing of heretics burning and dying

    • @dependent-ability8631
      @dependent-ability8631 Місяць тому

      she really is a pair of pointy ears away from joining the goth club

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 4 місяці тому +9

    That makes sense. Eldars eat by causing suffering and the woman is accomplishing her job.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 4 місяці тому +4

      Only the Dark Eldar are nourished by the suffering of others. And they do still need food and hydration to sustain their body more efficiently. Suffering feeds their souls.

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 8 місяців тому +45

    Being Ork or own your own Rogue Trader is the greatest choice in 40K. Or you can be born in Ultramar.

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 Місяць тому

      The deceiver says it flipping sucks dude! Then again he is THE DECEIVER

  • @animegirl8415
    @animegirl8415 9 місяців тому +27

    Good job 👏🏼 They get along just fine don’t they? 😂

  • @Tomhortone
    @Tomhortone 3 місяці тому +9

    I don’t know why but seeing a sister of battle and a dark eldar getting along is understandable

  • @charlesdaugherty321
    @charlesdaugherty321 4 місяці тому +8

    A good leader can find the perfect role for any servant......... Even a filthy xeno...

  •  8 місяців тому +6

    poor old Abelard: Still would put himself in harms way because these are the companions that the Lord decided to have and will protect them if needed

    • @dependent-ability8631
      @dependent-ability8631 Місяць тому

      Abelard must of been an escaped thunder warrior considering the damage that old man can tank
      he ain't human that's for sure

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon Місяць тому

      ​@@dependent-ability8631
      Lots of completely insanely hardy and capable dangerous humans in the Imperium could whoop a Space Marine and look like a menial. Assassins for example pretty much look like a human. And then they start moving, and the drukhari get scaroused/dead.
      There are *ways* to enhance people without turning them abhuman, but very few of these are humane.

  • @ryanwight9116
    @ryanwight9116 9 місяців тому +48

    2 murder mommies on 1 team? How do I join?

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 8 місяців тому +15

      By going to the nearest maximum security psychiatric ward. 😅

  • @MultiSwich
    @MultiSwich 4 місяці тому +14

    Okay.
    Who did the directional sound on the terrible two running toward us?
    That set my +1 initiative from Paranoia right off.

  • @Halfort57
    @Halfort57 8 місяців тому +13

    I wouldn't trust a drukhari to bring me a glass of water

    • @beastalchemistVA
      @beastalchemistVA  8 місяців тому +8

      "Did you spit in this?"
      "No."
      *sips*
      "I blew air into it."

    • @BrettHugh-c6d
      @BrettHugh-c6d 8 місяців тому

      He didn't spit? Disappointed​@@beastalchemistVA

    • @Fallout4277
      @Fallout4277 8 місяців тому +3

      @@beastalchemistVA “I just touched myself before I got you your water, and then rub my hands all over the glass”
      you know what knowing how down bad some of the community is they would probably drink the entire glass and ask for a second one

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 3 дні тому +1

      @@Fallout4277 I mean, if you already have a drukari for a friend, why hold back? When in Rome, you know?

    • @Fallout4277
      @Fallout4277 3 дні тому

      @@damobeck1 yeah you just better hope they like having you as a friend because if they decide they’d rather have you as a weird flesh monstrosity pet thing it’s going to get real bad

  • @silvernight8665
    @silvernight8665 9 місяців тому +19

    fine i will get rouge trader

  • @JoseMendoza-JAM
    @JoseMendoza-JAM 8 місяців тому +12

    Wait is this why I ship Sister of Battle with Durkari !!😮😮😮

  • @coadacatalin4510
    @coadacatalin4510 8 місяців тому +7

    Abelard and Obyron would get along. They both have ridiculous masters.

    • @beastalchemistVA
      @beastalchemistVA  8 місяців тому +6

      "My mood kindred!"

    • @mercerholt8299
      @mercerholt8299 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@beastalchemistVA MOOOD KINDRED. Cries for ultra support.

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 4 місяці тому +2

      Abelard: I'm not paid enough for this shit
      Obyrron: at least you get paid AND weekends off. I've been cleaning up after the nemessor for millenia and it still doesn't get any easier

    • @coadacatalin4510
      @coadacatalin4510 4 місяці тому +1

      @@lordgod9958 Abelard: That's rough, buddy.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 4 місяці тому +1

      Jurgen: The pay isn't great, but he knows what I can do. What I'm worth.

  • @draskyvanderhoff1130
    @draskyvanderhoff1130 2 місяці тому +2

    What brings people together ? Hatred of the others, works every time

  • @probotpixelz7278
    @probotpixelz7278 Місяць тому +1

    This is probably one of, if not, the most wholesome thing I've seen out of warhammer 40k.

  • @MadisonAtteberry
    @MadisonAtteberry 3 дні тому +1

    We are all,
    We are all,
    We are all,
    FRIENDS!
    AND TODAY WE'RE BROTHERS,
    TONIGHT WE'RE ALL FRIENDS!
    A MOMENT OF PEACE IN A WAR THAT NEVER END!

  • @robertpalmer9531
    @robertpalmer9531 8 місяців тому +9

    VIOLENCE WAS CHOSEN!🤣

  • @yammoto148
    @yammoto148 7 місяців тому +3

    You know what they say, friends who murder together stay together.

  • @Nerthos
    @Nerthos 8 місяців тому +13

    Argenta is the undisputed best girl. She warms the Koronus Expanse in many ways.

    • @fishsteakyelk341
      @fishsteakyelk341 8 місяців тому +2

      Cassia is best girl, Argenta is a close second

    • @Nerthos
      @Nerthos 8 місяців тому +2

      @@fishsteakyelk341 Cassia is amazing as well, both of them are permanent fixtures in my team. But there's just somethimg special about Argenta's concurrent flamer-crazy and mother theresa attitudes. This is probably how leftists feel about Karlach in BG3.
      The world would be a better place if we had more Argentas.

    • @fishsteakyelk341
      @fishsteakyelk341 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Nerthos More….crazed xenophobic zealots? I like Argenta but no one NO ONE compares to Cassia SHE IS THE 40k DISNEY PRINCESS AND SHE IS REALLY CUTE!

    • @Nerthos
      @Nerthos 8 місяців тому +4

      @@fishsteakyelk341 Lets be fair: crazy xenophobic zealots>disney
      Cassia is very cute and her romance path is 10/10, but I would marry someone like Argenta in half a heartbeat. She'll purge your annoying neighbour with a flamethrower on the way back from volunteering at the kitten shelter and then make dinner, and her idea of a perfect date is blowing up an opposing cult to recover a floor tile that some saint once stepped on. She's also unfazed by danger or hardship, which is a great bonus. Can't beat that, even considering Cassia's great romance.

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 8 місяців тому +1

      mostly with a heavy flamer and a burning hatred for xenos,mutants and heretics... 😂😂😂

  • @discountplaguedoctor88
    @discountplaguedoctor88 4 місяці тому +6

    Would've made sense to put Marazhai in charge of whatever torture the Rogue Trader needs to be done, but what I don't get is why that was never an option even without considering the presence of an Inquisitorial Interrogator.

    • @beastalchemistVA
      @beastalchemistVA  4 місяці тому +3

      There's a scene in the game where your character uses Marazhai as a threat against some noble you're questioning.

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 4 місяці тому +1

      @@beastalchemistVA Point taken.

  • @skeletonking4119
    @skeletonking4119 8 місяців тому +3

    Beautiful work as always!

  • @ItsBenne
    @ItsBenne 8 місяців тому +5

    Kinda surprise the druchari is loved alot not that I hate him but first play trough as puritan feelt hard to keep him alive after he literally harasses us and kill tortured our people idk didn’t feel in lore to have him in some sense forgiven but idk haven’t played with him

  • @dartzspade8622
    @dartzspade8622 Місяць тому +1

    Love the voice acting.

  • @daggorath6055
    @daggorath6055 8 місяців тому +6

    Inquisitor Mordecai Toth wants to have a private conversation with the captain of the ship

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 місяці тому +3

      Lord Captain: "See this? *points at Warrant of Trade*
      Inquisitor: *sighs*
      Lord Captain: *Fortnite dances*

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 4 місяці тому

      @@thebighurt2495 And if that doesn't work, Marzy gets a new toy to play with before dumping the remains in the ship's exhaust plumes.

  • @thomasfoster7387
    @thomasfoster7387 5 місяців тому +2

    this just goes to show that any two people in 40k can hit it off if given the right form of enrichment

  • @Alexandragon1
    @Alexandragon1 3 місяці тому +1

    LMAO
    Thx for the dub video!

  • @morganrosenfeld5917
    @morganrosenfeld5917 Місяць тому

    Absolutely the most grounded Rogue Trader in the entire galaxy.

  • @luisaana8783
    @luisaana8783 5 місяців тому +5

    Mom and her two worst kids

  • @fernandozavaletabustos205
    @fernandozavaletabustos205 13 днів тому

    Nice narration, subscribed!

  • @Лиходел
    @Лиходел 10 днів тому

    I've watched the video for the hundredth time and I agree with mom, it warms my heart.

  • @diamondhamster4320
    @diamondhamster4320 Місяць тому

    Hidden gem of an CRPG and hidden gem of a VA work.

  • @diangos3
    @diangos3 4 місяці тому +1

    Imagine she getting another adopted son a Freeboota Ork that gets along with the other two enjoying Krumping their foes

  • @IdiotDoomSpiral69
    @IdiotDoomSpiral69 Місяць тому

    i like to picture a drukhari and sister of battle doing the classic Predator handshake at the idea of the penitent engine

  • @germanmandalorian3514
    @germanmandalorian3514 4 місяці тому

    I cant find a measure unit that say how much i love this, its perfect!

  • @Dracobyte
    @Dracobyte 3 місяці тому +1

    Cool comic dub!

  • @BlackPsionic
    @BlackPsionic Місяць тому

    Poor Abelard. I wish we had an option to raise his pay for all the clownery I put him through.

  • @zegarth_corpse
    @zegarth_corpse Місяць тому

    I love the “Brutally Murder~” so much.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 Місяць тому

    I am truly mystified at this guy even being possible to end up in the retinue.

  • @aggressiveoatmealmemes6881
    @aggressiveoatmealmemes6881 6 місяців тому +3

    “My ears are ringing”

  • @warriorfire8103
    @warriorfire8103 4 місяці тому

    I was gifted this game but haven't gotten to it. This video had me installing it now

  • @FallenDante00x
    @FallenDante00x 2 місяці тому

    Stellar really pulled off the Trader's voice.

  • @PormithipicusProductions
    @PormithipicusProductions 7 місяців тому

    I was really hopin it would be a 40k themed cover of good times by sammy j and randy, but this works too

  • @TLDelapore
    @TLDelapore 2 місяці тому

    Unfortunately the Dark Elf sat in my chair and so he never made it to my retinue.

    • @henriknielsen6998
      @henriknielsen6998 Місяць тому

      Yeah, he did come down with a sudden case of being "no longer alive". Might recruit him for my eventual Heretic Noble run though.

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese Місяць тому

      Well he sat in my chair and I embarrassed him. We’ve quickly became best friends ever since. Don’t ask how it worked out because it involved a whole lot of killing.

  • @hafor2846
    @hafor2846 Місяць тому +1

    One of these days I might understand why people like characters like Marazhai or Astarion. If that happens, shoot me.
    BECAUSE I CLEARLY LOST MY FUCKING MIND!
    Get rid of these type of characters ffs.

    • @utubrGaming
      @utubrGaming 17 днів тому

      I like Marazhai.
      I mean, I like turning him into fertiliser and think the only good Drukhari is a dead one, but I like him as a cartoon villain of a villain.

  • @JnEricsonx
    @JnEricsonx 8 місяців тому +5

    As someone who has a VERY VERY small 40k knowledge, should I play this game?

  • @aldrinmilespartosa1578
    @aldrinmilespartosa1578 Місяць тому

    Too fine 😅

  • @guanaguaro-lo1xh
    @guanaguaro-lo1xh 2 місяці тому +1

    Creo que ha un drukari su modo extremo de vida con el tiempo le parecería aburrido
    Y con tal de tener algo de emoción en sus vidas se volverían mercenarios

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 Місяць тому

    Maharazai gets to be more trouble than he's worth to keep around tho what with all the daemon invasions coming after him.

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 26 днів тому

      Elf Chick also too annoying to keep. Glad I didnt take her, she betrays you later. Also the unsanctioned psyker. Argenta took her out. At first I felt bad, but later learned she increases the chance of warp incursions.

  • @maksimstecenko7717
    @maksimstecenko7717 Місяць тому

    Best VA

  • @NecrosTheDark
    @NecrosTheDark 8 місяців тому

    brilliant ^^

  • @silvertongue8104
    @silvertongue8104 2 місяці тому

    I really wish you could have the cybernetic eue

  • @zoushaomenohu
    @zoushaomenohu 9 місяців тому

    Owie ow time!

  • @Fenrir605
    @Fenrir605 3 місяці тому +1

    ❤❤❤awww

  • @BrettHugh-c6d
    @BrettHugh-c6d 8 місяців тому +2

    He's hot

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune Місяць тому

    Perhaps we're not so different

  • @karolgolacik4943
    @karolgolacik4943 19 днів тому

    This is canon now

  • @nordicpush1452
    @nordicpush1452 24 дні тому

    Im still sad we cannot get orc in team....

  • @MatkaPrzeozonaSelenaAgna
    @MatkaPrzeozonaSelenaAgna 9 місяців тому +5

    This british... 😂

  • @gregorygarcia9746
    @gregorygarcia9746 8 місяців тому

    Best team ever 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aldmerian
    @aldmerian Місяць тому

    Why does the voice sound like z Vivienne from Dragon Age Inquisition?

  • @ZBlader257
    @ZBlader257 3 місяці тому +1

    Is this a thing rogue traders can do or some kind of fanon?

    • @Bucket_with_a_hat
      @Bucket_with_a_hat 2 місяці тому +7

      Recruit drukhari or convince the Sororitas to not kill a xeno? Either way the answer is yes to both

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 2 місяці тому +1

      Rogue Traders have their position because the Emperor himself signed a document basically allowing their ancestor and their descendants to do whatever they wanted as long as it "benefits the imperium".
      Big E isn't exactly in the state anymore to clarify what benefits the imperium actually means so Rogue Traders can flaunt every single imperial law if they really want to. The only people that can judge them are inquisitors or other rogue traders but those are peers not actual above you. In those cases it's decided who has more armies at their disposal for determining who listens to who.

  • @OceanWilks
    @OceanWilks 9 місяців тому +4

    hahahahaha funny

  • @BungaUnga111
    @BungaUnga111 4 місяці тому

    where do i get models

  • @kingofthegrimm6161
    @kingofthegrimm6161 5 місяців тому

    Recently started playing. Stopped because of that thrice damned Heretic Astarte

    • @creed2466
      @creed2466 4 місяці тому

      Aurora?

    • @kingofthegrimm6161
      @kingofthegrimm6161 4 місяці тому

      Yeah just basically every time I tried fighting him at least one or two of my entrouge went down to the heavy bolter

    • @creed2466
      @creed2466 4 місяці тому

      @@kingofthegrimm6161 damn

    • @kingofthegrimm6161
      @kingofthegrimm6161 3 місяці тому

      Beat Act 3 the dark city can suck it

    • @creed2466
      @creed2466 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kingofthegrimm6161 that indeed it can, some might say in more ways than one

  • @Russian-S1gma
    @Russian-S1gma 19 днів тому

    Mmmmmmm that voice actor mmm

  • @emera1dplayerv232
    @emera1dplayerv232 2 місяці тому

    Wait wouldn't the eldar hate going through the Warp?

    • @fyrespark2077
      @fyrespark2077 2 місяці тому +1

      He does in-game. First ride does NOT go well. But he adapts and finds ways to cope, eventually. If you give him the…. means… to do so

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese Місяць тому

      Oh they do and there’s a very good reason as to why. However there’s a solution to the problem and it’s a double win. Sai’lenthresh is satisfied and the issue of holding prisoners resolves itself. Big win if you ask me. Marazhai suggested it so he gets the credit.

  • @Jun-oi9zv
    @Jun-oi9zv 24 дні тому

    My reaction would be the same as Abelard, 😅 I just joined warhammer and all I see and hear often are heretics, killing left and right as well as execution...bruh😅

  • @KiwiSpartan01
    @KiwiSpartan01 8 місяців тому

    I'm looking at making a group of Sororitas fall to Slaanesh

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 4 місяці тому +2

    That makes sense. Eldars eat by causing suffering and the woman is accomplishing her job.