A Rogue Trader's Diplomacy (Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader comic dub)
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Diplomacy 101: Establish a commonality shared between the two parties and exploit it for your profit. Remember, your wealth can come at the expense of others!
Comic was drawn and permission to dub was given by Milleart: www.tumblr.com...
Voices Used:
Abelard & Marazhai - Myself
Rogue Trader & Argenta - @StellarTheDutchie
#wh40k #roguetrader #comic
And the funny thing is that we are still not considered heretics and traitors. Being a rogue trader is awesome.
Well I feel like being a rogue trader can be labeled as wild card or eccentric.
I have an entire wall that essentially says I can do whatever I want! Oh ho ho ho!
@@Kyla-StormhazardNot reaally though. Going iconoclast (being a decent ruler) is enough to make Imperium send an expedition through big ass warp storm to obliterate you
@@MoraCat666
Yeah, everything is good as long as you don't do a better job than they do.
@@MoraCat666to be fair going iconoclast does backfire alot, arguably it gets more people killed than being a bloodthirsty zealot
Guardsman: mmmmm...
Space marine: what troubles you friend? Does our temporary alliance with the xenos offend your sensibilities?
Guardsman: I'm fine with that... fought along side taus and even necrons that one time... it's just that...
Space marine: the sister of battle and the drukhari get along to well in combat?
Guardsman: yes... and having to sadistic murder hobos encouraging each other is never good.
Space marine: even i concurr, send a message to some friends and choice allies, we will have to keep tabs on them to ensure they arent doing something we will likely have to deal with in the future
Guardsman: as you wish mi'lord
@@yeenbaby2891 meanwhile out of their line of sight
Drukharii Raider: Dude we should totally get the rest of my gang in on this they'd love a murderfest like this
Sister of battle: Ooooh I'll go message my convent!
*The unfortunate Tau colony about to get absolutely decimated: Haaha, we're in danger.*
@@LordOfGilneas Inquisitor: Hold it right there you two! No massacring xenos for fun here... we have chaos cults to clean up yet remember?
@@LordOfGilneasSisters of Battles would rather attack a colony of Tau rather than Drukkaris ?
@@efaristi9737 Tau automatically reject the Emperor for the Greater Good. Drukhari, although Evil, are still Eldar and as thus hold the Emperor to high esteem because they are aware of his nature as protector of humanity. As thus between the two the Sisters of Battle would kill the Tau first. Also the Tau use Abominable Intelligences.
That's about as smart as having a Blood Angel on your team and during a battle you point at the enemy and yell "LOOK, IT'S HORUS!!!!!!!!!!!".
Can't like this because likes are at 69
Oh, don't worry. If you do that with a Blood Angel, you'll be fine. Your target won't but you will be. Now, if it was a Flesh Tearer on the other hand...
Or pull a Malekith-Teclis:
1. Teleport orc to the general vicinity of target.
2. Point at target and say: “He said he’s DA BIGGEST AN DA BEST”
3. Watch as the angry orc is gonna prove him otherwise.
You'd be his next target I hope you know that. The black rage can't exactly be suppressed by a normal marine once it pops up 😂
Which is why I love to picture Blood Angels as the Chocolate lunatic from that one Spongebob episode.
I love this aristocratic mom energy I’m getting from this Rouge Trader.
Most moms know that the best way to handle a bad child is to direct their bad tendencies into doing something that generates a positive result.
@@andrewowens4421You say that like most moms aren't deadbeats who ignore their problem children, when life says otherwise.
Sister of Battle: You had me at heretic.
Druhkari: You had me at murder.
I love the detail of the Rouge Trader preparing to roast a marshmallow on the pyre.
Also the way Abelard just looks completely done with everything.
His face say just how absolutely doen with everything he is.
He doesn't get paid enough to introduce *that*.
*Rogue
Accurate, and the sisters really should look at this situation and take the hint.
This IS the Ecclesiarchy we're talking about here, self-reflection isn't really an Imperium sorta thing at the best of times and the Ecclesiarchy is basically Imperium +
@@gratuitouslurking8610 It was founded, effectively, by Lorgar and he was so self deluded that it was almost his primarch power.
@@Historyfrek4ever well to be fair he did try to tell people that the emperor doesn’t want to be worshiped and then they mocked him so he shot them also combined the fact that even before the Horus heresy, he wasn’t 100% up there in the head and he was easily manipulated. Yeah that’s just a recipe for disaster.
@@gratuitouslurking8610 A lot of the AdMech characters in Rogue Trader have surprisingly well-thought-out positions.
@@Bruva_Ayamhyt I don't when everyone is mental, it makes the imperium boring. That said, the mechanicus should have good reasoning.
I can’t fix Maz, Druhkarin are just broken as a civilisation. But I CAN direct his sadistic ass in another direction, which is just as good.
I can't fix him, but I can make him worse!
He's hot, why fix?
We can make someone else's problem which works out alright.
I DM a dark heresy campaign, and the party managed to captured a dark eldar wych, rather than killing her, they decided to give her a job...as their interrogation specialist.
@@erdervv
I feel sorry for the people being interrogated.
like a good mom she gives her kids the best toys 😅
Abelard realizing that he miiiiiggghhhht be working for the bad guys.
As a player of both a sororitas army and drukhari army this is my new head canon now.
0:29 Why and HOW did they give Marazhai (a DRUKHARI) such an adorable look of joy?! This is seriously screwing with my moral compass!
Ulfar sitting sadly in the corner : They never invite me for some fun and recreational activities... T-T
To be fair if he showed up the fun would be over to soon.
@@mercerholt8299 yea he does tend to remove most of the problems before anyone else gets a turn.
And the dark eldar guy will also stop calling you a slur
What's scary is that, canonically you're more likely to get action with a Drukhari than a Craftworlder. The scary part is that you probably won't like it.
@thebighurt2495 Craftworlder: _"Meditate, mon'kiegh. No lewd thoughts, those are disgusting. What are you, a rutting animal? You only want my soft, nubile space-elf flesh?
I'm done with you forever. The fact that you lust for me is so off-putting I think I may puke. Filthy mon'keigh beast..."_
FR, it is so incredibly hard to form a basic relationship with a non-psychotic Eldar... Every step of the way she belittles you as a human and puts her people first, sees you as nothing more than an animal if you so much as hint that you want to do more than merely meditate on artsy-fartsy, meaningless crap. Her obsession with the inner realm and with I'm-fourteen-and-this-is-deep topics... It irks me so much. Not to mention how much you have to sacrifice, how many others you have to let go, just so you can continue to be with her.
Every moment with her is just a sunk cost fallacy waiting to happen the moment you have to make a decision that goes against everyone and everything you stand for and hope to accomplish. She's the most obnoxious, high-maintenance, disrespectful waifu of the game... And she's not even remotely worth it for what she gives back in any capacity.
The fact that the literal murderhobo relative of her kin is preferable is a blinding glare upon just how terrible she is as a person, both in personality and in rationale.
@@thereprehensible435 I like her a lot. She’s nice to me. I just decided I wasn’t gonna put my dick in her and put it in Marazhai instead. I saved her people, she helped avoid a Eldar human war for me, Marazhai gets my dick and gets be a kinky submissive murder hobo. It’s a win win win
@@thereprehensible435the thing is the eldar does not found human physically attractive, she has said that many times during banters already. It is like no matter how much you love and develop relationship with a dolphin, normal human wouldn’t ended up fking them even tho dolphins are always horny.
The meditation is the eldar finally found alternative to “connect” with the rogue trade and stay with them without any physically attractions.
This is lore accurate because if their is the imperium and Drukhari both excel at, it’s solving problems at other peoples expense.
Wow, the Imperium has so much in common with the
the what ?
Bro, the what.
The what? THE WHAT BRO? *TELL US!*
Bro really got life cancelled by the inquisition halfway through his comment kek.
@@theonlytnargmattyeah, now we have to do like a TS and uncover the message 😅
Unironically the God-Emperor handing out billboard-sized documents signed in his blood that say the holder can do whatever the fuck they want is one of the best things to happen to the Imperium.
the ...wat ಠ_ಠ
Remember, Good times ryhmes with war crimes.
Stolen.
You can trust us, the DARK Eldar.
NO SUN!
@@beastalchemistVA Have you ever eaten...... a _tangerine?_
"You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. It's the honest people you have to keep an eye because you never know when they might do something... honestly stupid."
sanest way to put differences aside in WH 40k be like:
See, they get along famously. Granted, Yrliet’s started drinking, but…
Yrliet no!
Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To purge the worlds of ruination!
To unite all peoples within our to our station!
To find the ancient truth and our emperors love!
To extend our lady's reach to the stars above!
Argenta!
Marzy!
Team Trader shows of Lady's might!
Surrender now, or die unholy blight!
Argenta wakes up after a long fun massacre with Marazhai: *Internally* “I sense something nearby.” *opens eyes* “Wait, I recognize tha smug aura anywhere…” *looks at the side*
Marazhai completely clotheless like her: *smug* “Helllooo.”
Argenta: “By the Emperor, tell me we didn’t go it.”
Marazhai: “Define “it” because we’ve done a lot together.”
A WH40K rom-com. Ryan Reynolds as Marazhai and Scarlett Emily Blunt as Argenta. Stanley Tucci as Abelard. Would totally watch.
I mean, their factions both had a lot of BDSM influence in the beginning, so...
0:29
The best waifu maniac in Warhammer 40k, and Argenta.
Rogue Trader have maniacs for all tastes... hehe
Being Ork or own your own Rogue Trader is the greatest choice in 40K. Or you can be born in Ultramar.
Nothing better then finding some common ground...over someone else's expanse.
I don’t know why but seeing a sister of battle and a dark eldar getting along is understandable
2 murder mommies on 1 team? How do I join?
By going to the nearest maximum security psychiatric ward. 😅
Okay.
Who did the directional sound on the terrible two running toward us?
That set my +1 initiative from Paranoia right off.
Exactly how I imagined her voice when I first read this comic xd
What brings people together ? Hatred of the others, works every time
Good job 👏🏼 They get along just fine don’t they? 😂
This is probably one of, if not, the most wholesome thing I've seen out of warhammer 40k.
A good leader can find the perfect role for any servant......... Even a filthy xeno...
That makes sense. Eldars eat by causing suffering and the woman is accomplishing her job.
Only the Dark Eldar are nourished by the suffering of others. And they do still need food and hydration to sustain their body more efficiently. Suffering feeds their souls.
I mean
One of Argenta's favorite dreams include screams and wailing of heretics burning and dying
Would've made sense to put Marazhai in charge of whatever torture the Rogue Trader needs to be done, but what I don't get is why that was never an option even without considering the presence of an Inquisitorial Interrogator.
There's a scene in the game where your character uses Marazhai as a threat against some noble you're questioning.
@@beastalchemistVA Point taken.
Hidden gem of an CRPG and hidden gem of a VA work.
Mom and her two worst kids
this just goes to show that any two people in 40k can hit it off if given the right form of enrichment
You know what they say, friends who murder together stay together.
poor old Abelard: Still would put himself in harms way because these are the companions that the Lord decided to have and will protect them if needed
VIOLENCE WAS CHOSEN!🤣
fine i will get rouge trader
Poor Abelard. I wish we had an option to raise his pay for all the clownery I put him through.
Argenta is the undisputed best girl. She warms the Koronus Expanse in many ways.
Cassia is best girl, Argenta is a close second
@@fishsteakyelk341 Cassia is amazing as well, both of them are permanent fixtures in my team. But there's just somethimg special about Argenta's concurrent flamer-crazy and mother theresa attitudes. This is probably how leftists feel about Karlach in BG3.
The world would be a better place if we had more Argentas.
@@Nerthos More….crazed xenophobic zealots? I like Argenta but no one NO ONE compares to Cassia SHE IS THE 40k DISNEY PRINCESS AND SHE IS REALLY CUTE!
@@fishsteakyelk341 Lets be fair: crazy xenophobic zealots>disney
Cassia is very cute and her romance path is 10/10, but I would marry someone like Argenta in half a heartbeat. She'll purge your annoying neighbour with a flamethrower on the way back from volunteering at the kitten shelter and then make dinner, and her idea of a perfect date is blowing up an opposing cult to recover a floor tile that some saint once stepped on. She's also unfazed by danger or hardship, which is a great bonus. Can't beat that, even considering Cassia's great romance.
mostly with a heavy flamer and a burning hatred for xenos,mutants and heretics... 😂😂😂
i like to picture a drukhari and sister of battle doing the classic Predator handshake at the idea of the penitent engine
I wouldn't trust a drukhari to bring me a glass of water
"Did you spit in this?"
"No."
*sips*
"I blew air into it."
He didn't spit? Disappointed@@beastalchemistVA
@@beastalchemistVA “I just touched myself before I got you your water, and then rub my hands all over the glass”
you know what knowing how down bad some of the community is they would probably drink the entire glass and ask for a second one
Abelard and Obyron would get along. They both have ridiculous masters.
"My mood kindred!"
@@beastalchemistVA MOOOD KINDRED. Cries for ultra support.
Abelard: I'm not paid enough for this shit
Obyrron: at least you get paid AND weekends off. I've been cleaning up after the nemessor for millenia and it still doesn't get any easier
@@lordgod9958 Abelard: That's rough, buddy.
Jurgen: The pay isn't great, but he knows what I can do. What I'm worth.
Wait is this why I ship Sister of Battle with Durkari !!😮😮😮
“My ears are ringing”
Stellar really pulled off the Trader's voice.
Inquisitor Mordecai Toth wants to have a private conversation with the captain of the ship
Lord Captain: "See this? *points at Warrant of Trade*
Inquisitor: *sighs*
Lord Captain: *Fortnite dances*
@@thebighurt2495 And if that doesn't work, Marzy gets a new toy to play with before dumping the remains in the ship's exhaust plumes.
Beautiful work as always!
LMAO
Thx for the dub video!
I cant find a measure unit that say how much i love this, its perfect!
Unfortunately the Dark Elf sat in my chair and so he never made it to my retinue.
Yeah, he did come down with a sudden case of being "no longer alive". Might recruit him for my eventual Heretic Noble run though.
Kinda surprise the druchari is loved alot not that I hate him but first play trough as puritan feelt hard to keep him alive after he literally harasses us and kill tortured our people idk didn’t feel in lore to have him in some sense forgiven but idk haven’t played with him
Cool comic dub!
Imagine she getting another adopted son a Freeboota Ork that gets along with the other two enjoying Krumping their foes
I was gifted this game but haven't gotten to it. This video had me installing it now
I was really hopin it would be a 40k themed cover of good times by sammy j and randy, but this works too
I really wish you could have the cybernetic eue
❤❤❤awww
This british... 😂
Creo que ha un drukari su modo extremo de vida con el tiempo le parecería aburrido
Y con tal de tener algo de emoción en sus vidas se volverían mercenarios
As someone who has a VERY VERY small 40k knowledge, should I play this game?
Yes.
Perhaps we're not so different
Owie ow time!
He's hot
brilliant ^^
Best team ever 🤣🤣🤣
hahahahaha funny
Wait wouldn't the eldar hate going through the Warp?
He does in-game. First ride does NOT go well. But he adapts and finds ways to cope, eventually. If you give him the…. means… to do so
Why does the voice sound like z Vivienne from Dragon Age Inquisition?
Is this a thing rogue traders can do or some kind of fanon?
Recruit drukhari or convince the Sororitas to not kill a xeno? Either way the answer is yes to both
Rogue Traders have their position because the Emperor himself signed a document basically allowing their ancestor and their descendants to do whatever they wanted as long as it "benefits the imperium".
Big E isn't exactly in the state anymore to clarify what benefits the imperium actually means so Rogue Traders can flaunt every single imperial law if they really want to. The only people that can judge them are inquisitors or other rogue traders but those are peers not actual above you. In those cases it's decided who has more armies at their disposal for determining who listens to who.
Recently started playing. Stopped because of that thrice damned Heretic Astarte
Aurora?
Yeah just basically every time I tried fighting him at least one or two of my entrouge went down to the heavy bolter
@@kingofthegrimm6161 damn
Beat Act 3 the dark city can suck it
@@kingofthegrimm6161 that indeed it can, some might say in more ways than one
where do i get models
I'm looking at making a group of Sororitas fall to Slaanesh
That makes sense. Eldars eat by causing suffering and the woman is accomplishing her job.