Merry Slaaneshmas! | A Warhammer 40k Comic Dub
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- Опубліковано 27 гру 2023
- Bringing good cheer
to young and old
meek and the bold
Voice of the kids and Slaanesh is the lovely Carla Mack!
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Comic by the wonderful Mick!
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Song is: Myuu's Carol of the Bells - Розваги
Merry Slaaneshmas everyone! have some cookies.
🤔 delicious snack or deadly murderfood? Hmmmm.
They say self control is a quality
I have no self control
Have
A VIRUS BOMB
Nom Nom Nom
Tienen de chocolate ???
This went from "oh no, slaanesh with children!" To "oh, weirdly nice Slani" to "OH NO, SLAANESH WITH CHILDREN!!!!"
1. Dread
2. Puzzled and Concerned
3. Cautiously happy
4. Scared
5. Terrified
6. SWEET EMPEROR NO!
Someone get Chris Hansen!
Hurray! It's the Catholic Church!
Oh no, it's the Catholic Church!
@kylepearce-obrien1021 May the Lord have mercy- For I! Have! None!
Literally me
(Knocks)
Khorne: What is it?
"Team up. Just this once."
Khorne: Why?
"She crossed the Fucking line."
Khorne: *listening* Hmmm...
*Gets up* Ok, let's beat this son of bitch *doom music starts playing*
*Skarbrand drops in on Slaanesh's location Titanfall style, Ku'gath waddles out of the lake like Godzilla and Kairos circles above like a Reaper drone*
Karn this time will actually think on who is killing
If abusing/killing children is the line, let me tell you a cool book called: Betrayer.
@@TheGreatThicc SKARBRAND HATES CHILDREN! BUT SKARBRAND HATES SLAANESH TARGETING CHILDREN EVEN MORE!
Slaanesh is the embodiment of “the first one is free, the rest, will cost you.” With how many dealers she’s had, she has had plenty of examples to learn from.
Sooo.. Slaanesh is the CEO of Modern Gaming Companys
@@danscga2487 I mean, gaming addiction is a thing, so…
@@Historyfrek4ever Except more often than not you get to keep what Slaanesh gives
Slaanesh is made up in part of the thoughts of all dealers. So she is the apex dealer in all reality.
Slaanesh's phrase is "at first you need only to partake" wich is pretty much what you described
The moment the kids asked for another cookie, I immediately knew this comic was no longer about "funny Christmas Slaanesh"
Same...
Yup...
I knew it as soon as she mentioned "talking it out with the adults"
It wasnt?
It's about hedonism and endless lust that cannot be satisfied
“Let’s all unite under the one thing that ties us all together. Xenophobia.”
-Azhek Ahriman
OOOOOOOH-
Let's be Xenophobic; it's really in this year! Let's find ourselves a nasty, ugly alien to fear!
There's no more cutesy stories 'bout ET phonin' home! Let's learn to love our neighbors like the Christians did in Rome-!
Fuck the alliens
Love that song, heard it when I was watching a stellaries run but you play as the imperium@@3rdtimesthecharm376
Because in there is like 99,9% the solution to everything
*autistic bug screeching* (the fuck did we do? Slaanesh is a demon. You guys technically created her. You fucking deal with it)
Slaanesh is by far the most insidious of the Chaos Gods because hers is the kind of evil that wears a suit and a smile, claiming to be your friend while waiting for the perfect moment to stab you in the back.
I would say betrayal is more of a Tzeentch thing but Slaanesh does sweet corruption the best.
It’s less, stab you in the back and more like, getting addicted to stuff
no, it's not even wearing a suit and a smile. It's just claiming to be your friend and dragging you down into the slum until you are a trash of what you once were
Oh no. A stab in the back is too quick. It's more akin to a drug addiction. You're enjoying yourself, so you don't know you're addicted until the inevitable downsides become apparent. Then you realize you can't stop, and now it's only getting worse.
Well yeah. That's why most people would choose Khorne or Nurgle if they had to choose a Choas faction to join. At least their mostly straight forward, mostly.
I once heard that Slaanesh once made a bunch of Drukari do good things to people in exchange for not eating their souls she ate the sensations of them being miserable while making them do good things.
That sounds like a fun sight
"NOOOOO! DON'T MAKE ME FEED THE HUNGRY AND BE CHARITABLE TO THE POOR! MY TORTURED SOUL CAN'T TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAA!"
True evil😂
@@nachoguy5 Child : "Thank you Spiky Tall Guy!, you are really nice!" *Smiles brightly*
Drukhari Trueborn : "THIS IS TOO WHOLESOME!!!, MAKE IT STOP!!"
“Stay optimistic :)”
-melting mandrake.
I love this comic, it's the perfect representation of slaaneshi corruption.
Most are just sex or edgy stuff but this is so horrific I love it. It's like watching an orphanage burn down.
Which is probably gonna happen in a few minutes
Given what definitely happened to the adults, that whole planet is an orphanage now.
Likey.
Slaanesh is excess. ALL of excess. If it can be experienced to the point it becomes dangerously detrimental to you, and even beyond that (and it isn't rage, pestilence and scheming), then the prince rules over it
@@Pyre On the bright side, they won`t be orphans for very long
for some reason the last part made me laugh... man I need to see a therapist
"Readies shotgun and hammer" That's it, time for the final crusade to destroy Slaanesh once and for all. Who's with me!
Krieg stands with you.
Harlequin of the Laughing God: Cegorach will join this grand performance, Mon'Keigh
Bye, bye
The Raptors of the adeptus astartes stand with you.
Kaldor Draigo is present. He"ll provide the hams!
This is actually a very good representation of slaaneshi corruption. You don't go from 0 to baby sacrifices on coke, it's incremental and sometimes quite innocent at first, like enjoying a really good cookie.
if you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want healthcare
@@hatimzeineddine8723 is that a drawfee reference my eyes spot up there :D
I always love this comic. Turns from light and wholesome... To dark and terrible.
I think we all saw it coming
Just another method of temptation used by the forces of Chaos.
I despise every single content that includes children unnecessary suffering. I already despised Slannash, now the hole gets bigger. Though it was a good comic
Another example of why I despise Chaos.
With the recent shift in the community towards "Slaanesh good" I wasn't sure they were going to do the real ending.
Geez......These comics are usually so cute and cuddly lampooning the chaos gods, but then they give you just a taste of their horror and its like a sucker punch.
It’s honestly the perfect distillation of their characters they’re meant to be tempting. Slaanesh is the frightening escalation of joy. Food, parties, gifts, celebration. All good on paper but it just keeps going and theirs no such thing as too much. The torment and suffering that follows makes it all the worse
The best 40k stories are the ones where you think everything is going to turn out alright, but then the dark twist is revealed.
@@bengale9977Daemonucabla or however the fuck you spell it Im not going back.
@@bengale9977 Like the one comic with Nurgle and Isha by the same author. I was like "Well, 40k isn't so bad now" and then "Ah yes, still classic 40k"
Now we just need one to show Khorne blessing someone to save a group, and then as khorne is cheering him on it slowly turns from him slaying Orks into him killing humans.
Also something with Tzeentch, IDK with him considering he's just a funny dick.
Every child in Slaaneshville loved Slaaneshmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Slaaneshville, DID *NOT*...
*The Grinch who stole Slaaneshmas*
The Grinch was right all this time
Single Nurgle chosen on planet of Slaanesh Cultists
I just image the grinch as a old battle harden gaurdsmen, just sharping his knife and starting at she who thirst with pure hatred
Grinch is a probably a champion of malal
To know the taint of Chaos is to be horrified the moment the children ask for just one more cookie.
To have the taint of Chaos is to smile wider and wider in anticipation.
Same thing with the Darktide trailer, I knew what was coming before they mentioned the Grandfather.
Cookies and the like are far too alluring to the human palate, sugar itself having long ago been discovered to be more addictive than even heroin.
Ergo why cookies and other confectionaries are outlawed on most worlds, eaten only by the depraved nobles... Behind closed doors, the goods are delivered by less-than-reputable traders and criminal syndicates. Nobody ever talks about the WH40k cookie cartels.
The reason Slaanesh is able to hold their own even though they are the weakest and youngest of the chaos gods is that as their aspect is excess, they are the only one that thrives in all circumstances, peace and war, innocence and evil, so long as it goes too far.
And excess is the essence of the grimdark satire 40k is founded on. Literally everything is so extreme it becomes absurd
Thankfully khorne can slap their shit at any time BIG MAN KHORNE FOR THE WIN
I fucking realize after a damn minute, that the food is probably actually the parent's, dear emperor, i love the creator of this comic's
Wait? How did you saw it?
The parents what?
I mean what of the parents
@@romanshorif2330 their corpse maybe?
@@FMirage2000C i mean- im just tacking conclusions, but- maybe slanesh decide that the parent's can make ingredients
@@unukbigwall2279 that would be very in-character from her.
TTS Rogal Dorn: "I was something beyond furious."
Slaanesh may seem generous and kind but trust me she takes so much more than she gives.
And the prince always gives far more than you can take...
@@mr.jackstone9256 couldn’t put it better myself
Went from "oh that's sweet" to "Oh no, she's still Slaanesh." I love this artist, they capture wholesome meme 40k with subtle horror
The sweetest despair can only be achieved after the highest of hopes, so evil.
Hope...such a tease.
“Hope is the first step on the Road to Disappointment” - Chapter Master Gabriel Angelos, Blood Ravens
Honeslty, this is pretty on brand with Slannesh... most people will think of the gory over the top sexual stuff, but a couple will forget that Slannesh can also do Subtle, wich can be far more horrifying.
WillieWonka from the 60s is an avatar of Slaneesh. I can't unsee it.
Looks like Slaanesh is getting some new cultists.
Those kids are gonna do a children of the corn move, aren't they. I am slightly traumatized
@@jamesconn1619 Oh by the Dark Gods that would right up in their alley... Lets hope it just some of them and the others are going to do other things...Shudders.
More like sacrifices as they begin making use of the “gifts” she gave them…
@@wilberwhateley7569 There are always some that survive
Oh, how sweet
Oh, how thoughtful
Oh, how concerning
Oh, oh no....
"They have come for the children" in its entirety. Also I bet those cookies are made from the parents it had a chat with
whatever they are made of, they are 100% drugged to sh*t
The parents are mostly fine.
Big sis only borrowed some milk and sugar from them...
@@molybdaen11 that sounds even worst
Considering what Slaanesh does that “chat” is nsfw with both possibilities.
Even worst. Slaanesh had the parents baking an industrial quantity of cookies, and then they paid them with nothing but visibility.
This is why you celebrate Sanguinala kids! Good ol Sangy won’t trick you to falling to Slannesh!
Yeah, a Sanguinala feast has a... different... menu rather than cookies...
wait till uncle Horus shows up... so many uncle Horuses XD
@@AkiKii519 Horus...... HORUUUUUUUUUUSSSS!!!!
Now I need a sequel comic where the Sanguinor ambushes Slaanesh at Slaaneshmas like a WWE wrestler lol.
@@MrHellsing76 Slaaneshmas vs Sanguinala. The battle of the Solstice
Without irony, this is one of the best/most unsettling things I've seen come out of this fandom, and an incredible quality bar for this channel.
Holy hell, well done.
Thank you so much for the kind words!
Another great one, is the depiction of Nurgle. Most of the time he is this sweet grandpa, but there is one scene in one of the comics...
@@containerbestellungtv7984you mean the one with isha?
@@pochiluis0570 I don't know her name. But yes, the one with the woman. Fun Fact she is the goddess of healing and cannot die. He tests every plague and Virus on her, and she whispers the mortals antidotes to these plagues. A theory even says she gets these antidotes from Nurgle himself.
For me, Nurgle's "the secret ingredient is love" comic is what acted like a wake up call and made me go "oh...."
you know, it will be uncannily wholesome and fitting if Slaany just did this with no strings attached only to stick it to Big E and the Sanguinor!
It gonna be pointless tho since Sanguinor is equal to a greater daemon, imagine Khorne have a personal beef with Kugath
But i can see she did it to fuck with Big E like how Big E disguised as a kid to moonwalk throug Tze maze
@@osirisshadoll4572🤣
I was not ready for that.
I heard the story of the little girl and Tzeentch's maze, but I was always under the impression that it was some Alice in Wonderland one-off schtick from the far side of the community; something thrown in just to make the setting more mysterious.
I never once considered that it was just Biggie, flexing in disguise.
I'm dying. 🤣
Chaos doesn't do the whole "no strings attached".
its actually never confirmed that the kid (who was also blind) was big E. Its just stated the kid passed through it with incredible ease. So could just be a powerful psyker or because the child was so innocent and simply believed they could beat the maze made it possible (they were in the warp after all) @@osirisshadoll4572
Even it there wasn't the end bit, there still wouldn't be no strings attached, all desire and excess feeds the prince of pleasure's endless thirst, even 'harmless' excess like one day with presents and treats and joy for all.
Slaanesh is easily the most evil chaos god
Inquisitor Headsmash: *"EXTERMINATUS!"*
Can't do that sir it's sn official holiday now. Where the forces of humanity loyalists and chaos work together to beat up xenos this is allowed
@@sosoeddy commander by the grace of his holy inqusition. We are setting in place the judgement. Another planetairy rotation knly increases the risk. This is not a request it is an order by writ of the inqusition.
If you wish the steel your soul. My advise is to order a day of prayer and hope the angel sanguine saves there souls.
Slaanesh just wants us to enjoy ourselves! In EVERY way!
Note: this sequence of events fits the Christmas joke even better.
Because it's Slaanesh *recreating the circumstances of Her birth.*
@@Pyre ... Oh God (Emperor)
*Loads Lasgun*
This ones to far gone. There's nothing more we can do......
As Dorn once said:
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No
...At everyone else's expense..
😊🎉
Ah yes now we have a wholesome to dark comic for Nurgle and Slaanesh
Now we need one for Khorne and another for Tzeentch
I can already Invision Khorne's not sure about Tzeentch's tho...
@@saamjaza1742tzeentch one would be like you ran out of fuel, here have a big drill to get the oil but you can't use raw oil so you are back to zero even after 2-3 days then he will give you procedure to get the fuel but for that you need machines. It goes on till you forget you could have just walked to your home.
@@darkwolverine5836 I imagine a Dark comic for Khorne to involve him originally coming down to help a guy down on his luck and pushing him to become stronger and better, only for his bloodlust and raw fury to overcome his reason and he starts killing people who don't want to fight, those he cares about, etc
@@saamjaza1742 you just described classic God of War 😂
I don't see khorne being wholesome to dark. He's always been very straightforward. Tzeentch for sure though, helping someone get that big promotion, change their diet for the better, maybe even win the lottery... all before being violently "reorganised" to better fit tzeentches idea of the ideal body model
The horror of the slaneeshy downward addiction spiral is so dark in lore. It‘s rare to see people acually display in any none demonetized videos at all when we talk about the later stages…. Cause if Crack ain‘t worth the high, OH BOY is slaneeshy highs not worth it
NOO! NOT THE KIDS!
But yeah, I love this comic. The concept is so cute/creepy, and it's just drawn SO WELL.
Slanneshmas, the day where chaos and not chaos comes together to mutually kill xenos for one day.
As a member of Sisters Famulous, this must be countered. Swiftly.
_prepares celebratory feasts for _*_The DaDORNador_*
He knocks their heads to repair & fortify.
I feel like the lack of people anticipating the drugged cookie should be cause for concern
Got a whole bunch of newbies in the 40k fandom that has little understanding or ignoring how this Universe works.
I don’t think that’s drugs in the cookies - more like some of Slaanesh’s unrefined essence was mixed into the batter…
@@wilberwhateley7569 ew
@@ELbabotas1 Not *that* way! Or…. Maybe it is. With She Who Thirsts it can be hard to tell just what she’s up to…
She probably turned the parents into the food
Merry slaneshmass traitors Gifts for everyone
When I first read this, it added a new layer of terror to Slaanesh since children would never say no to more things they like.
So that's why that planet got turned into burnt glass.
Well...That escalated quickly! On one hand my Salamander blood boils, on the other, i respect the hustle...
Damn.... This was so sad.... Come on Slaanesh, you're better than this. Dammit. Fine. Fine. Alright brothers, gran your bolters and power swords, get the Grey knights on speed dial and let's go.
Yes brother, let's go give those poor souls the Emperor's peace.
Can the Helldivers join?
Part of me was kinda hoping that this would end on a better note. I mean Slaanesh bringing merriment to children and then leaving it at that wouldn't entirely be out of the realm of possibilities. But what am I even thinking, THIS IS Slaanesh were talking about! Why would I expect anything different.
Great job with the voices! Definitely brought out the wholesome aspect only to dive straight into pure darkness.
If excess Is your desire, then go for kid, monster, they lack the brain for empathy it being Green still
Imagination limitless filters Yet to be written can be the playground of your deprevity
Anyone who even Heard of their mention know well: children are Chaos
It could be a better note, but this was creepily interesting
Honestly, I expected that at the end some crazy screaming space marines or the Inquisition would burst in and spoil the children's holiday, but something unexpected happened. It's still pretty bad, I suppose there will be a massacre, but I'm glad that the author didn't follow a stupid pattern and really surprised.
Child drug orgy mixed with blood and Guts.
The kids: our parents told us to say no to strangers..
Slaanesh: it's ok your parents said that it's ok this time, wanna a cookie? Better yet you want what I made here as well??
Me: no parents in sight, only kids, yeah Slaanesh took a page from Cartman with the chili for sure. I think the toys were illusions until weapons became more desirable and as they say revenge is sweet.. too bad they'll only blame each other for the death of their parents, Slaanesh always did enjoy some trickery from Tzeentch
I thing I love about this franchise is that I found no other god or entity as evil or as unconfortable as Slannesh.
The moment Slannesh started gathering children it got really dark.
Especially when the kid says “I got a knife” - makes you wonder what’s going through his head right then…
@@wilberwhateley7569 yeah
Slaanesh saying that she had chat with their parents is something so... disturbing and it makes me feel so sorry for the family.
Well I can’t blame Slaanesh spreading joy to the children. Giving out sweets and toys to the kids.
When they get older we got a bigger problem.
That's the neat part. They won't.
Yeah - but these kiddies won’t be growing up after the “festival” is done if the grenades in their gift boxes are any indication of what’s to come…
"Yes inquisitor! This heresy right here!"
FUCKIN HERETICS!
Yet we know what Hashut let the Chaos-Dwarves produce in there factories beside weapons.
All the loving toys Slaanesh is bringing us on Slaaneshmesh. Such a wonderful business arrangment between the Father of Darkness and the Prince of Pleasure.
What a wonderful Time of the year it is.
the god of tyranny making toys in slave workshops for children is honestly the most warhammer-esk santa claus i can possibly think of
Why does this sound so much like real life?
Slaanesh protecc, she attac, but most importantly she brings snacc!🎉 (and cracc but we dont talk about that)
Throughout most of this video, I kept wondering where the "catch" was. But as it kept going, I dared to hope that maybe for once Slaanesh would for once give us a wholesome moment. Then that kid pulled out the knife and all that immediately went right out the window
This feels like a collaboration between tzeentch & slaanesh
Me at the beginning of the video: alright but what’s the catch? There’s always a catch.
Middle of the video: huh… this actually seems pretty wholesome
End of the video: I fucking KNEW IT!!!!!
Can you elaborate more on the catch? I know the catch is there, but cant put it to sense somehow.
@@phucletran2860 the catch Is, she's eating them anyway
Remember folks, excess comes in many forms and innocence is no defense against true evil.
HAPPY GREAT HORNED RAT DAY!
Now I have new headcannon, before birth of Slaanesh, Eldar actions modifying the warp were creating more wholesome warp entities, specifically santa claus, and when Slaanesh birth come, they all were combined into Slaanesh, so she is in fact santa claus, and many wholesome entities, and behave like them occasionaly, on specific dates they actions were tied to.
No Santa was a human god, and he's back and he's so pissed khorne actively avoided him
So now we need some emetics to induce vomiting and a skilled Psyker do some mass mind wipes for the addiction.
Greeeaaat....
Thanks for that.
Inquisitor: That sounds like a lot of work. I propose a simpler solution. In fact, don't worry about it. It's already been done. *sniff* Ah, the smoke in the air. Smells like heresy being expunged.
@@RaideDuku Ave imperator
I don't really blame the guy this time... slanneshy corruption is a special brand of... hard to remove
Gotta be honest, at the start I was like "okay, this is all going to lead into an excess of food/presents and those cookies have got to be drugged", at the middle I was like "okay, I guess maybe it doesn't have to get grimdark" and at the end I was like "whyever did I lose faith in the prince of pleasure's appetite."
The cookies must’ve been the bones of each child’s parent
Most likely...
Maybe - she never actually went into details about the conversation she had with the adults…
Aww, this is just too sweet! With the knives, hooks, pruning blades and grenades, they're all ready to prepare the upcoming feast, trim the trees, and lay out the fireworks! This is going to be the best Slaaneshmas ever!
And this kiddos is why Slaanesh is probably the most horrifying of the Chaos Gods
I don’t recall seeing anything about slaneshmas before tts so let’s chalk this up as “yet another thing the fans or in particular TTS did that is better than most stuff games workshop does themselves.”
It's written SlaaneshMASS.
And you read about it all the time... just with a diff term, Corruption.
BTW: She who thirsts doesn't have perma set days for it. It's up to her/his mood...
@@reduande Slaaneshmas as a term however I don't recall seeing anywhere pre TTS and I know this is referencing text to speech because the entire spiel about "eating the same food even if its delicious" and the "and so the next day when we stab them in the back it'll hurt even more." lines, are lines pulled directly from the slaneshmas special tts did.
@@AnimatedTerror A Mass is religious term for worship of your deity.
Chaos gods don't have laws and regulations.
I am only saying you read it, but not under a religious term of the god's name & mass... Eg Christmass->Slaaneshmass.
@@reduande dude I really don't know what you think we're talking about. I know what a mass is. I'm referring to the term that is being used, that being slaneshmass, is one I did not ever hear prior to a few years ago when a Warhammer 40k fan channel/series coined the term in a comedic way.
The detail of the child at the end combining with the Slaanesh beast plush is really chilling
So she is nice. 😊 All those presents, the treats, the eternal servitude of young souls. Who knew Slaanesh could be so generous?
👀
*lifts up flamer* well gotta purge this one
@@acediamond5373 too bad I'm fireproof...
@@acediamond5373 Get the heavy flamer.
@@meatshield6027Be sure it burns with the heat of a star!
The spirit of TTS lives on in each and every one of us, in our own way. Excellent comic and dub!
It's a good thing the author occasionally reminds their audience these are _Hell_ gods
christmas is the human exuse for exces a time in which material and emotional possecion is all that matters and where humans indulge in most all forms of excess. so yeah slaanesh
Slaanesh is just your run of the mill local dealer😂
What lovely presents: A GRENADE!
I guess they are from Catachan, and if not, Cadia.
"I got a knife."
"I got a meat hook."
"I got a grenade."
"I got a rock..."
"Hehe, classic." - Slaanesh
Khorne: *breathes in deeply* “We have standards we follow...and it’s time the youngest ought to learn what happens when they’re broken...” **Khorne slowly gets up off the Skull Throne, centuries of dried blood and collected bodies cracking off, the bloody fields of his realm shaking as he marches to the realm of Slaanesh - a focused silent rage sitting behind the bellowing flames of his gaze**
*Tom Waits “Hell Broke Luce” starts playing
I can see that - Khorne picks up his burning sword of hellfire and just calmly says “I’m just going to talk to her…” as he passes his bloodthirsters on the way over to the Palace of Pleasure. A brief walk over, a knock at the door, She who Thirsts answers (hoping that Khorne is *finally* ready to accept her many invitations into the bed chambers for a roll in the sheets) and he immediately proceeds to stab her in the chest repeatedly the minute he lays eyes on her!
@@wilberwhateley7569 she would un, ironically, say harder, daddy
At the start of the video, the beast of Slaanesh doll had lines for eyes, and the horns were soft
At the end, the eyes were open, and the horns were jagged
The inevitable slaughter will be violent indeed
I love how this comic focused right on point on the EXCESS ,also, props for the voices ,top notch!
As always, you are a scholar and a gentleman.
In my opinion, 'Slaaneshmes is "THE REAL NIGHTMARE OF CHRISTMAS".
*chef's kisses*
perfectly dubbed and presented, thanks! you made justice to the comic!
I know this is a weird place to ask this but why not. What's your favorite piece of Warhammer art?
Hmm, difficult question. I'd have to say, and I don't know the name f the artist or what it's called, an older piece of a couple of space marines just walking towards the viewer. Because it's an older piece, it's incredibly detailed and just so RAW.
Slanesh gives off "should not be 500 feet from school zone" vibes
Well they're the Chaos god of excess, so they absolutely shouldn't be anywhere near schools.
And as a Slaani fan, I can't help, but be disappointed in her.
merry slaaneshmas and a happy newrgle year everyone
"Do you have Turkish delight?" Said Edmund.
Narnia all over again!
This comic haunts me everywhere I go! It makes me want to turn into the Doomslayer, jump into a Warp Breach, then.. RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
Slaanesh giving children delicious cake is definitely chaotic enough to deserve the label "chaos".
Get the Flamer...the Heavy... Flamer
Dang good work, I always enjoy the insidious joy that Slaanesh brings.
Like a monkey's paw wish.
Also, some of Slaanesh's and Tzeentch's deamons would make for adorable plushies.
Tzeentch are fluffy birds while Slaanesh has cool reptile chocobos and neat six limbed centaurs.
I'm sure they also have sex third legs given the propensities of Slaanesh.
When Chaos God comes to you in personal, you are lost.
"This Slaaneshmas is brought to you by Corpse-Meal! Good enough to die for!"
Someone in the UA-cam comments once said that WillieWonka is an avatar of Slaneesh and I can't unsee it.
And somewhere in the crowd of children are some tzeench followers ready to pluck specifically chosen targets before the celebrations turn bad, ensuring that those individuals will be eternally grateful to their true benefactor. After all bird boy is the one who covers ALL the angles. He's played this game before and won. This is just a replay.
Tzeench:khorne?
Khorne:what!?
Tzeench:truce. You,me,the anathema,nurgle.
Khorne:slannesh?
Tzeench:yep.
Khorne:...meet me in the garage,bring arhiman,10 minutes/hours/days/seconds.
“Hello, Inquisition? I need the Grey Knights.”
“YES, ALL OF THEM”
*Kaldor Draigo bursts into the room with ham and tangerines*
This is my type pf holiday, raising the children right! /j
"what do you get?"
"A knife!"
"NOOOOOO"
2nd Primarch...
About time I found this again I could have sworn I found it on Instagram or Reddit I loved it this was pure evil to corrupt the innocence of children
Strange, this was only created yesterday Or the day before. 🤔
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas I am been 100 percent honest someone I follow on Instagram or Reddit posted it then I tried to find it again they had taken it down by that point. Or I started to gain psyker powers to see into the future but unfortunately I have yet to see myself getting laid.
*pulls out dual volkite and melta guns* RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT’S DONE
This causes pleasure, so Slaanesh would unironically love doing it.
Slaaneshmas seems like a great holiday that I'll happily celebrate as long as it doesn't conflict with Hogswatch.
Oh sweet Emperor above... this gave me the worst case of heebie jeebies in a while. When you know something bad will happen, but you're still not ready for it.
Awesome work. Both the comic author and the VAs.