Craziest Client Stories #4 | Tattoo Artists Answer

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  • @Cloudsonlover666
    @Cloudsonlover666 6 років тому +3920

    When she said so casually "he shaved for me which was really sweet" I started just laughing so hard i fell off my bed.

    • @tommyguerra342
      @tommyguerra342 5 років тому +72

      At least he won the bet

    • @alwaysgrowing236
      @alwaysgrowing236 5 років тому +6

      Lmfao!!!!

    • @alexad7570
      @alexad7570 5 років тому +43

      yea i think i can understand why she apreciated the the guy didn't show up with a full afro

    • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn
      @SilverWolf_-cj4qn 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh literally same. My face story

    • @peachycranberry
      @peachycranberry 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexad7570 💀😂😭 I died at this. Lmaooo fr!

  • @tailgunner5454
    @tailgunner5454 5 років тому +2281

    I don't have a single tattoo but have watched all these vids lol

    • @benjaminthomas1321
      @benjaminthomas1321 5 років тому +96

      Tail Gunner just be careful I started watching these without out any tattoos and I’m pretty much covered in tattoos

    • @lizzieo_is_here7591
      @lizzieo_is_here7591 4 роки тому +7

      Sameeeee

    • @fifimsp
      @fifimsp 4 роки тому +16

      I have a wedding ring one. That's it. If it makes you feel better, I don't think my tattoo artist has any. None that I saw. You'd never know she was a tattoo artist. She looks like a 55 year old, sweet, grandma. LOL.

    • @brettperez3838
      @brettperez3838 4 роки тому +2

      Trudy with tats is really beautiful like dam

    • @nurinms
      @nurinms 4 роки тому +2

      Me toooo

  • @SarahMacDani
    @SarahMacDani 6 років тому +901

    Matt: I didn’t know what I was doing, I was just scribblin on there.
    The greatest description of beginning tattoo artist I swear 😂

    • @Pepper7653
      @Pepper7653 6 років тому +5

      I really want to see the finished result😂 assuming when he said he saw the guy months later. That the tattoo was finished.

  • @cappuccinalex
    @cappuccinalex 6 років тому +954

    Every time I get a tattoo and make an embarrassing joke I freak out thinking I'll be a story in one of these videos

    • @rezonance4937
      @rezonance4937 5 років тому +103

      *walks into tattoo studio to get tattooed* "dont be weird, dont be weird" *ends up on inked*

    • @MirasaurusRex
      @MirasaurusRex 5 років тому +15

      I couldn't imagine trying to sit STILL for that long and managing to not be weird.

    • @161-h8n
      @161-h8n 4 роки тому +5

      Sounds like social anxiety

  • @jocellecanovas
    @jocellecanovas 6 років тому +4224

    “do i have to be hard for
    this?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Alex-cm9dd
    @Alex-cm9dd 6 років тому +2336

    This channel is awesome I feel like even if someone doesn’t like tattoos or is against it it’s still so interesting

    • @iMThatOnlyBeast13
      @iMThatOnlyBeast13 6 років тому +10

      Tech Priest glad your better now

    • @papajoe6263
      @papajoe6263 6 років тому +4

      People shouldn’t be against tattoos only because it’s happened for thousands of years weather or not you have em

    • @Misuzu4213
      @Misuzu4213 6 років тому +1

      @Tech Priest that's why getting good tattoos is great, I swear to God I can't have one more expensive hobby so I don't do drugs

    • @24framedavinci39
      @24framedavinci39 6 років тому +6

      I'm a 41 year old cancer survivor. I don't have a single tattoo. Been thinking of getting a survivor tat, but don't have the money for a good one yet. That's what brought me to the channel. Love watching the stories of crazy customers.

    • @EDDYTHEBONERCAT
      @EDDYTHEBONERCAT 6 років тому

      @Tech Priest boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii that made me pisss my self hahahahahaha

  • @Selene666
    @Selene666 6 років тому +4549

    3:02 he needs to stop interrupting her

    • @rosxjun
      @rosxjun 6 років тому +597

      The way she kept nudging his arm every time he did lol. Nice way of saying BRUH LET ME FINISH MY FUCKING STORY 😂

    • @DSki-wh5hc
      @DSki-wh5hc 6 років тому +187

      It happens in other videos with those two (him interrupting)

    • @FernandoGarcia-ep2pg
      @FernandoGarcia-ep2pg 6 років тому +237

      Selene I though his comments were kinda funny and she didn't seem to mind, she was laughing too

    • @iMThatOnlyBeast13
      @iMThatOnlyBeast13 6 років тому +106

      MANSPLANING

    • @luanas.563
      @luanas.563 6 років тому +325

      I'd usually agree with you when I see a man interrupting a woman but this time it really felt to me like they're friends and he's just involved in her story. She doesn't seem to mind it either.

  • @guzz7235
    @guzz7235 6 років тому +610

    A piercer version would be cool too

    • @dasiypotterhead3217
      @dasiypotterhead3217 5 років тому +14

      Delphi Riddle the channel is called ‘inked’ lol

    • @MadCheshireHat
      @MadCheshireHat 5 років тому +22

      @@dasiypotterhead3217 yeah, I think they mean they'd like a "piercer version" of the channel

    • @NeeraTheLynx
      @NeeraTheLynx 4 роки тому +14

      Then it could be called pierced.

  • @writheagainsoon
    @writheagainsoon 6 років тому +112

    Oh Terry, wherever you may be, bless you.

  • @RayRayRaves
    @RayRayRaves 6 років тому +557

    Omg I had my captions on and at 0:37 when he says, "She came to get a piece around her genitals." the captions said, "She came to get a piece around her kenya dolls." 😂😂😂😂

    • @vorzel_
      @vorzel_ 6 років тому +9

      I kept hearing Kenya dolls for a second I couldn't figure out what he was saying 😂

    • @RayRayRaves
      @RayRayRaves 6 років тому +3

      @@vorzel_ his accent just makes it so much more believable. Haha 😂

    • @katherine7444
      @katherine7444 6 років тому +7

      Wow I’m glad you made that comment. Because I honestly couldn’t figure out what he was saying

    • @kimflux2998
      @kimflux2998 6 років тому +1

      I have subtitles all the time (I have issues with my hearing sometimes) and caught this too 😂😂😂

    • @swordracer
      @swordracer 5 років тому

      Omg your right XD

  • @sierrabush3448
    @sierrabush3448 6 років тому +4513

    The gay girl gone bi was my favorite!!

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 5 років тому +186

      Same, especially since she probably knew she was into men and used it as a pick up line. I could be wrong, but I know people who've done it, so....

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch 5 років тому +119

      Yeah, I like sexual harrassment stories too!
      (Nope)

    • @Monoxide24
      @Monoxide24 5 років тому +50

      Where do you detect any sexual harassment

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch 5 років тому +58

      @@Monoxide24 u fucking serious? Or you think only vagina-owners can be sexually harrassed?

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch 5 років тому +111

      @@Monoxide24 now... Try to think this scene but with a gay man and a female tattoo artist, and the man getting excited and saying to her "oh you changed my sexual tastes". I bet you can see the harassment now

  • @Painted_shark3471
    @Painted_shark3471 6 років тому +338

    Jess is adult Wednesday Adams and I love it

    • @NMOIBurrito
      @NMOIBurrito 5 років тому +17

      She cute af

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 5 років тому

      @@NMOIBurrito no she's not

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 5 років тому +4

      She said she got her apprenticeship through blackmail and bribery.

    • @Ayveh
      @Ayveh 5 років тому

      Exactly what I was thinking!!!

    • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn
      @SilverWolf_-cj4qn 4 роки тому

      Bruh I was thinking the same thing

  • @Hawk1966
    @Hawk1966 6 років тому +864

    I have a kneeling demon on my left bicep and was sitting in the chair getting work done on my right arm when some really weird guy and girl came in. They were going crazy over the flash on the wall, pulled frames down to try them on laying on the benches, etc. Then they walked over and watched me get tattooed for a while and the guy said "Hey man, nice horse!" and wandered off. The artist and I did this double take and I asked "Dude, did you tattoo a horse on me?" He spun me around ( barber chairs rock) and stared at my tattoo, that he'd done, then pulled out a piece of paper, cut it up, taped it to my arm and held up the mirror. If you cover it up just right the demon's bent leg and arm sorta look like a horse skull. No idea how this kid saw it. My artist quipped he should charge me extra for hiding the horse in my demon.
    Wow, that was long. Happy ink to all!

    • @plexandremdog
      @plexandremdog 6 років тому +108

      Reading this hurt my brain

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 6 років тому +131

      I'm sorry. Take two aspirin and get a good night's rest.

    • @plexandremdog
      @plexandremdog 6 років тому +25

      Hawk 1966 that won’t work I got permanent brain damage from that shit

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 6 років тому +103

      Maybe you can find a replacement at the Dollar Store.

    • @plexandremdog
      @plexandremdog 6 років тому +13

      That won’t work either it seems like you tried it already

  • @Melanie-hm1rl
    @Melanie-hm1rl 4 роки тому +80

    I have actually had customers ask me "how long" my tattoos would "last for"

    • @Anthumsnailbunny
      @Anthumsnailbunny 4 роки тому +2

      I always hope people mean like before a touch up but even then?? It depends on so much

    • @NeeraTheLynx
      @NeeraTheLynx 4 роки тому +2

      I mean some fade faster then others, some colours disappear after months or a year. But I understand how stupid it sounds.

    • @leticiakioko5580
      @leticiakioko5580 2 роки тому +2

      Oh I once had someone come up to me and asked "do I have to get a tatoo inperson?" I was like "you know you are getting a tatoo on your skin right?"

    • @teresaravenshaw5477
      @teresaravenshaw5477 2 роки тому

      Leticia Kioko - how are people so stupid?

  • @thegosugamer1
    @thegosugamer1 6 років тому +880

    I'd personally rather tattooing some random guy's junk instead of having to deal with this guy interrupting me non stop 3:00

    • @wisewillow7530
      @wisewillow7530 6 років тому +51

      There friends, and she didnt have an issue with it.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 5 років тому +27

      You realize that's generally how really good friends act right?

    • @the_bridge6817
      @the_bridge6817 5 років тому +8

      Tell me the difference between
      3:00 and 6:45

    • @dannyrutz3792
      @dannyrutz3792 5 років тому +10

      It's not even interrupting hes just talking his mind while she's telling a thorough story for the camera and other people interrupting is totally something else...ok that was being sarcastic but seriously I dont think he was trying to take the story or he would have made eye contact with camera he was just adding his thoughts to the story the 1 with the guy n chick but it is different for each person how much can a person deal with 2 3 4 people talking at once ya kno dont overreact about it tho

    • @sps6374
      @sps6374 4 роки тому +5

      The_ Bridge You asked so I’m butting in : the difference is that at 3:00 the person being interrupted is telling her story, whereas at 6:45 the person has already told his for over a minute, so at that point it’s a *conversation about the story*, rather than a person outright talking over another.

  • @pri.sci.lla.
    @pri.sci.lla. 6 років тому +3116

    Aren't you not supposed to tattoo people who are clearly under the influence?

    • @damianwilliams3468
      @damianwilliams3468 6 років тому +683

      I think some of the tattoo artists will ask but the client will lie to them & say that they haven’t taken anything/are not under the influence.
      In one of these sorts of videos a lady talked about a client who was acting really weird and he ended up having to go to the hospital mid-tattoo or something bc he took horse tranquilizer. You can’t always know if a person is under the influence, and I’m sure most artists wouldn’t do it if they knew

    • @tdr3471
      @tdr3471 6 років тому +496

      Eh, it's not the law. A lot of shops have that rule in place to prevent people making stupid drunk decisions, but a lot more shops capitalise on it.

    • @lucycarter3041
      @lucycarter3041 6 років тому +271

      I think some tattoo artists have the reasoning that if someone's that drunk and they refuse to tattoo them they'll probably just go to the next shop to get it done, and if they tattoo them then at least they know that they're getting it done safely.

    • @papajoe6263
      @papajoe6263 6 років тому +17

      If it’s their friend they probably will coz they know the person that we’ll can’t speak for other situations

    • @thedyingunicorn
      @thedyingunicorn 6 років тому +86

      Priscilla sometimes it’s hard to know if someone is under the influence. Some people have disabilities that make it seem like they’re high or drunk.

  • @flybeep1661
    @flybeep1661 5 років тому +32

    "If you've ever seen The Highlander and you know what the Kurgan is, that's Terry" lol.

  • @griplove
    @griplove 5 років тому +38

    The greatest thing a tattooist ever said to someone in my presence
    “The permanence is staggering”

  • @nowandaround312
    @nowandaround312 4 роки тому +14

    "I've had all the usual ones. Peeing, fainting, inappropriate sexual arousal." Sounds like he's describing a night in Vegas or something 😂

  • @DustinPlatt
    @DustinPlatt 5 років тому +220

    4:36
    Forever?
    Forever-ever?
    I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
    *OH*

  • @jaredkennedy6576
    @jaredkennedy6576 5 років тому +60

    I'm loving this series. I'm planning out my next tattoo, to cover/complement a mastectomy scar (I'm a guy who had breast cancer), it's wild to see the different specialties of various artists.

    • @remove574
      @remove574 2 роки тому +1

      I hope your still keeping well, have you took the plunge with your tattoo yet? 💚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @jaredkennedy6576
      @jaredkennedy6576 2 роки тому

      @@remove574 Thanks, I haven't yet, things have been pretty hectic. I have a long stretch off work so I may do something soon though.

    • @oventree
      @oventree 2 роки тому

      @@jaredkennedy6576 did you do it yet? :D

    • @jaredkennedy6576
      @jaredkennedy6576 2 роки тому +1

      @@oventree Not yet, things have been crazy at work but money is still tight.

    • @booptymcscoopty1517
      @booptymcscoopty1517 2 роки тому

      @@jaredkennedy6576 hey man did you do it yet?

  • @AHDBification
    @AHDBification 2 роки тому +6

    Jess Machete is fascinating. All these people have amazing personalities, but she's a story teller.

  • @Adventure_bayarea
    @Adventure_bayarea 6 років тому +312

    The nirvana face was hilarious to me because I just got it tattooed on my hip

    • @victormurillo6956
      @victormurillo6956 6 років тому +1

      Zach Oberlander pic? I’ve considered getting it

    • @Adventure_bayarea
      @Adventure_bayarea 6 років тому +3

      @@victormurillo6956 How do I put a picture in the comments it won't let me attach it

    • @victormurillo6956
      @victormurillo6956 6 років тому

      Zach Oberlander Oh you can’t but you can send me a link to either a fb or ig post? If not then don’t worry about it

    • @Misskmelodiii
      @Misskmelodiii 6 років тому +1

      I'm dead😂

    • @preciousvicious9025
      @preciousvicious9025 6 років тому +3

      Is this a shop's work?

  • @kylerworkman9521
    @kylerworkman9521 6 років тому +480

    French Woman❤️ such a beautiful voice and accent 😊 story was too funny! It's permanent bro lmfao

    • @kylerworkman9521
      @kylerworkman9521 6 років тому +1

      Laura Martinez😎

    • @Chunkece
      @Chunkece 6 років тому +2

      She looks like a man

    • @CyanAnn
      @CyanAnn 6 років тому +13

      @@Chunkece ?????? what do men look like? Like? Is there a specific type of look that all men have, because otherwise then you're just being weird

    • @Chunkece
      @Chunkece 6 років тому +4

      CyanAnn masculine features like a wide jaw and lower brow bones

    • @-.-4827
      @-.-4827 6 років тому

      gir??

  • @inavelin479
    @inavelin479 6 років тому +427

    1:27 is it just me or did he like interrupt her many times?

    • @nalaseku4762
      @nalaseku4762 5 років тому +1

      It's not just you it's all of us

    • @jerryqueer
      @jerryqueer 5 років тому

      Ina Velin lol 127 flfkkf

    • @Mrgamer7281
      @Mrgamer7281 5 років тому

      I didn’t notice at all actually

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 5 років тому +4

      No if your a little immature feminist you'll think that , but normal people understand that's how conversations with friends go , fuck off trying to make shit out of nothing

    • @jacintarene_
      @jacintarene_ 5 років тому +3

      Jodofly115 CS:GO Economist fuck off haha

  • @batwolf9603
    @batwolf9603 6 років тому +986

    3:00 stop talking over her maybe ?

    • @evieevievieevie
      @evieevievieevie 6 років тому +24

      Bat Wolf YES! this was really annoying me and I felt really bad for her.

    • @crazymike1706
      @crazymike1706 6 років тому +51

      @@evieevievieevie she doesn't need you to feel bad for her, they are having a friendly conversation. She's very comfortable with him

    • @inyourarea3719
      @inyourarea3719 6 років тому +10

      Michael Gomez stfu

    • @crazymike1706
      @crazymike1706 5 років тому +16

      @@inyourarea3719 lol triggered?

    • @mcknightmom4
      @mcknightmom4 5 років тому +5

      Feminist

  • @vinakane3150
    @vinakane3150 5 років тому +72

    He shaved for me which was really sweet bahahaha

  • @CuriousOne75
    @CuriousOne75 6 років тому +229

    that last story with Rocky... hahahahaha i am dying :D :D :D

  • @blakegreene6913
    @blakegreene6913 6 років тому +56

    Ahhh my friend works at Lucky 13..and melody is a sweetheart

    • @avgoalie01
      @avgoalie01 5 років тому +1

      Were they taking about the ones in MN?

    • @Cowboy.underwater
      @Cowboy.underwater 5 років тому

      I'm thinking the Lucky 13 in Salt Lake.

  • @silverlve70
    @silverlve70 6 років тому +191

    Ms. Jess Machete, if you see this message... what brand and color of lipstick are you wearing, please?

    • @jessmascetti1523
      @jessmascetti1523 6 років тому +275

      silver70
      Mac’s Russian Red lipstick and Kat Von D’s Bloodmilk lipliner 💋

    • @poiuytr6593
      @poiuytr6593 6 років тому +36

      @@jessmascetti1523 youtube's comment section can really turn out to be gold.

    • @silverlve70
      @silverlve70 5 років тому +13

      @@jessmascetti1523 Thank you!

  • @OldeVikingOriginal
    @OldeVikingOriginal 6 років тому +29

    I once had to redraw a design over and over for 3 hours straight because the client wasn't sure of how she wanted the design. She was so indecisive even when i tried to tell her what would look better and what not, it just didn't stick. When she was happy i thought the storm was over. Then came the stenciling... That took another 2 hours.
    Probably the most annoying client i ever had. Wasn't the first time either, though its never been as bad as that time. Luckily i kept it professional and kept my cool through the whole ordeal. Though i was almost about to start smoking again after that.

    • @silg7262
      @silg7262 5 років тому +3

      Isn't that good though? I feel like to worst thing would be to rush into something without making sure the design is absolutely perfect.

  • @HarryPotterTrio91
    @HarryPotterTrio91 6 років тому +41

    When I was about to get my first tattoo done there was a dude in the chair adjacent to me finishing up an arm piece. He seemed fine and stood up to check out the final product. Suddenly I hear someone sharply exclaim ‘BLOOD?!’ I look around and boom, he was on the ground. Not exactly what I needed to see before getting my first tattoo but my experience went a lot smoother than that thankfully 😂

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 4 роки тому

      Wait he was shocked to see blood on an area that had just been repeatedly stabbed with needles?

  • @zakfrisch2997
    @zakfrisch2997 4 роки тому +6

    "Thug life for real. Watch yourself" i started laughing within a few seconds. Solid.

  • @Ri-sz2mf
    @Ri-sz2mf 6 років тому +484

    people are disgusting , they don't shave their private part and expecting the tattoo artist to shave it to them 😶💔

    • @1000dotsdeath
      @1000dotsdeath 6 років тому +75

      Either way fuckin nasty shave yourself n let them do minimal shaving

    • @rei_cirith
      @rei_cirith 6 років тому +8

      And I thought Brazilians like to keep it clean down there.

    • @ShadowprincessAnimat
      @ShadowprincessAnimat 5 років тому +34

      Some people, like me, just dont want to shave down there because its fricking scary.

    • @rei_cirith
      @rei_cirith 5 років тому +10

      @@ShadowprincessAnimat I don't blame them. Frankly, its the more healthy thing to do.

    • @karolinewithak4438
      @karolinewithak4438 5 років тому +22

      Disgaybled Princess Then don’t get tattooed there? Problem solved.

  • @ChargedWords
    @ChargedWords 3 роки тому +4

    "Until the day you die or lose the limb you have it on" absolutely killed me.

  • @melissarobertson8744
    @melissarobertson8744 5 років тому +9

    Bless his ❤️ for calling it doody!

  • @collarmole1819
    @collarmole1819 5 років тому +26

    4:24 THAT FRENCH ACCENT!

  • @simplyspeculation8259
    @simplyspeculation8259 3 роки тому +2

    Being tattooed is my Nirvana. Its pain vs pleasure. I get myself into headspace and...yeah. I love it.

  • @ChibiKawaii3
    @ChibiKawaii3 6 років тому +379

    Tattooing your junk is so disgusting imo.
    I've also never heard of a tattoo shop that allows a drunk person in. Where I got my tats they had a huge sign that said "if you're drunk, pregnant or broke go home" lol

    • @scarytube9417
      @scarytube9417 5 років тому +2

      How can You go home of You are broke? LOL 👌

    • @shadow1masters3
      @shadow1masters3 5 років тому +58

      @@scarytube9417 broke doesn't mean homeless bro lol

    • @sebarus8108
      @sebarus8108 5 років тому +2

      Yeah and probably painful as shit

    • @nylamichelle3268
      @nylamichelle3268 5 років тому +2

      Vanice Icarus mind your business, any drunk people get tattooed all the time.

    • @koeng45
      @koeng45 5 років тому +1

      People can still lie you know

  • @pindragon4404
    @pindragon4404 6 років тому +196

    2:39 STOP INTERRUPTING HER OML

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 5 років тому +3

      It's not interrupting it's called a dynamic conversation you fucking idiot

  • @ajjones6689
    @ajjones6689 5 років тому +8

    Should have a “worst tattoo artists” not based on quality of tattoo, but attitude. My first tattoo, the artist was so incredibly rude, and made fun of me the entire time

  • @Hayley_Bailey
    @Hayley_Bailey 6 років тому +38

    I love this series of videos xD

  • @noodlepoodle3582
    @noodlepoodle3582 6 років тому +41

    6:58 Those hoops are bigger than my hopes and dreams

  • @vegasbrit9440
    @vegasbrit9440 5 років тому +13

    Some of these stories from the tattoo artists are a little similar to things encountered by massage therapists. I have to say, no client has ever $hit their pants! But when you're dealing with the human body, things will happen from time to time that a person cannot control, like arousal etc. But also I felt akin about things; clients will expects treatments when they're clearly hammered, they want to also bargain with you with for the price of the treatment, last minute BS cancellations, laying on your table & you're the professional but they want to tell you how to do your job.....and often some simply cannot wait to expose their genetalia to you and have you work on it! 😐

  • @TheOne-ec9ku
    @TheOne-ec9ku 5 років тому +37

    Noticing the signs from the woman who clearly just went through something, I would not have tattooed her and probably called the cops to investigate. Seems like a co trolling bf made her do it.

  • @kryztynawilliams4861
    @kryztynawilliams4861 5 років тому +4

    The riot breaking out in the shop is like a zombie apocalypse!!! 😂😂

  • @johannahochleitner6384
    @johannahochleitner6384 6 років тому +393

    Why are there so many stories about people shitting themselves while being tattooed?

    • @cindyking5951
      @cindyking5951 6 років тому +6

      I know, right!!!!????

    • @musicinanecho
      @musicinanecho 6 років тому +85

      fight or flight response by the brain, triggered by fear. the body releases functions it normally does automatically, like constricting the muscles around the anus and urethra, so that it can focus on more important matters like protecting itself incase of danger. it’s a survival instinct we all have.

    • @m.7877
      @m.7877 6 років тому +26

      @@musicinanecho is there any way to prevent that tho? lmao :D Like i'm not sure if i wanna get a tattoo now cause all of these stories kinda freaked me out :D

    • @StrangeLittleCat
      @StrangeLittleCat 6 років тому +11

      @@m.7877 I've never even had the urge, so don't worry :)

    • @Eriey3
      @Eriey3 6 років тому +44

      I’m just so concerned that the guy didn’t realize it until the artist pointed it out like wtf how do you not know 😂🙈

  • @ger5565
    @ger5565 5 років тому +4

    First time I've seen Jess. LOVE HER!!!

  • @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477
    @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477 6 років тому +84

    Guy at 2:38 is getting real annoying>>> a small interruption is fine, he is doing it far too much, just shut up and let her tell her story

  • @raisahkhan637
    @raisahkhan637 5 років тому

    mira mariah!!! omg!!! i’m obsessed with her tattoos it was so surprising seeing her in this instead of on insta i didn’t notice!

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 6 років тому +30

    I really like Jess Machete... she's cute :D I have many little tattoo ideas and I'd love for her to do it.

  • @chanteldraper3383
    @chanteldraper3383 5 років тому +1

    Nice. Thank you all for taking time out of your day. I enjoyed hearing about your perspectives.

  • @sonicleaves
    @sonicleaves 6 років тому +4

    I wish I could Like these videos 100 times, they are just so entertaining!

  • @DasSpaceAce
    @DasSpaceAce 4 роки тому +1

    I love Jess soo much LOL that whole story about Terry never fails to make me laugh.

  • @mikmikgamin865
    @mikmikgamin865 5 років тому +14

    7:45 she looks like if Phoebe from Friends and Wednesday from Addams Family had a baby together

  • @AlfredMesa
    @AlfredMesa 5 років тому +18

    07:00
    Ok, finally, thats a god damn TATTOOERRR

  • @farwunderwmn
    @farwunderwmn 6 років тому +68

    Holy oh my yes those hoops Jess is wearing. I want those so bad

    • @eskos.4562
      @eskos.4562 6 років тому +1

      Jess is hot asf

    • @bevsartsandcrafts715
      @bevsartsandcrafts715 4 роки тому

      The earrings looked amazing but if I wore them, I’d have ear lobes down to my knees 😂😂

  • @barbarahardison6369
    @barbarahardison6369 5 років тому +14

    The French accent is 😍 ❤🙂

  • @1chaka
    @1chaka 5 років тому +7

    “Grass coming out of *where* ?”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @kfox1059
    @kfox1059 4 роки тому +1

    1:35 her hair style IS BEAUTIFUL!!! It's like a cartoon, it's so perfectly pretty.

  • @noellenoelle9186
    @noellenoelle9186 5 років тому +8

    4:59 I love how she says permanent idk why😂

  • @emmie6124
    @emmie6124 6 років тому +40

    I think a lot of them should have refused to tattoo this kind of shit...

  • @ailu5165
    @ailu5165 6 років тому +3

    the guy @ 9:47 in green looks baked lmao

  • @Lehjet
    @Lehjet 3 роки тому +1

    2:40 this guy is a great listener or just loves this woman. He is focused more than anyone I’ve ever seen.

  • @kengaminbro
    @kengaminbro 6 років тому +5

    The first story has me crying of laughter

  • @august0719
    @august0719 5 років тому +6

    Respect to the guy with the Minnesota Wild Hat.

  • @squirrelsjustwannahavefun3540
    @squirrelsjustwannahavefun3540 6 років тому +7

    These people all seem really cool. I’d love to hang out with any of them.

  • @annascavuzzo2445
    @annascavuzzo2445 5 років тому

    So many of them have such soothing voices 😍

  • @Lu-KN
    @Lu-KN 6 років тому +56

    Rocky is the king of this episode :D

  • @katierunyon5162
    @katierunyon5162 5 років тому +2

    When I got my last tattoo done, the guy that was sitting at the front told me "if two girls walk in tell them I'm in the bathroom" so I said okay. While I was waiting for my artist to be ready for me I saw two girls walking in and told him and went "oh shit!" And ran away. That poor man lol

  • @myoldmanbaby
    @myoldmanbaby 6 років тому +122

    I'd like to hear them talk about the "health" of getting tattoos, and what the inks contain, etc. I have a friend who is a former tattooer, who won't do it anymore because of safety and health concerns. I want some more, but I'm just wanting to learn more about that side of it.

    • @preciousvicious9025
      @preciousvicious9025 6 років тому +4

      How old is your friend if i may ask?

    • @JoshManMate
      @JoshManMate 6 років тому +19

      As someone with tattoo's, It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise putting ink into your skin is not a healthy life choice.
      But yes it would be interesting to hear the facts & potential consequences. Though I highly doubt anyone in the industry would ever have the balls to speak up against the rest with their findings...
      If you do a little research you'll find even the most popular brands of ink with the highest quality control have "bad batches" & recalls more often than you'd think. Yes, they get put into peoples skin.

    • @ammalyrical5646
      @ammalyrical5646 6 років тому +14

      For one thing: if you are scared of allergies, go for black work and avoid red and yellow inks (I talked about this with an artist when I got my 2nd tattoo and the artist said those two colors are the most allergenic ones). Allergies can develop at everytime, so already having a tattoo with red or yellow ink doesn't matter much, only they are already nicely encapsulated by the immune system. New tats can cause new reactions.
      And obviously the issue with the needles is there. Even the most cleanly working artist might have an accidentally contaminated needle that causes infections.
      If you want to know what's in the inks, look up what kind of colorants are used and which kind of carriers those are dissolved in. If you know that, you can look up health risks.
      Or you could go extremely pragmatic and look up articles on it on Pubmed or Google Scholar (if you are scientifically literate).

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 2 роки тому

      @@ammalyrical5646 All my tattoos are black and grey, they just age better, look clean af and also are safer

  • @dihboas
    @dihboas 5 років тому

    the "rocky's property" at the end just got me doing Courtney's "oh honey..." from the Tattoo Artists React to UA-camr's Tattoos hahaha

  • @lillylunapotter8079
    @lillylunapotter8079 5 років тому +3

    I have had friends tell me to make sure the tattoo is permanent because some people use ink that will start fading after a while in hopes you go back to them and get it redone. So I guess some of them could be from that.

  • @sunshinemarie5761
    @sunshinemarie5761 3 роки тому +2

    My hand is wet.. why is my hand wet?
    Dude, ya shit your pants 😂😂💀💀

  • @robertporter113
    @robertporter113 5 років тому +4

    9:30 the guy on the left looks baked as hell lol

  • @skylarb3795
    @skylarb3795 4 роки тому

    trudy has STUNNING hair omg

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 6 років тому +7

    >Getting tattoo
    >How long does it last?
    wut

  • @boopdedoop3764
    @boopdedoop3764 4 роки тому

    I'm a sucker for accents bc they're interesting and beautiful and Laura's accent had me replaying her part over and over

  • @xamericangloryx3961
    @xamericangloryx3961 5 років тому +34

    He left her after she got that tattooed.
    Wow.

    • @silg7262
      @silg7262 5 років тому +3

      I mean.... The tattoo send like a pretty big red flag in the relationship. I would leave too.

  • @halluzinate_
    @halluzinate_ 4 роки тому

    "Are you totally smoked out right now?" this guy at 8:39 "nah dudeee"

  • @mattychristian
    @mattychristian 5 років тому +3

    4:16 best story and oh.. that accent ❤️

  • @kirstybuchanan3140
    @kirstybuchanan3140 4 роки тому

    Love this ❤️❤️❤️🙌🏻 legend xxxx

  • @marifazekas5650
    @marifazekas5650 5 років тому +10

    While I’m marrying for keeps, I’m still never gonna get my SO’s name on me. If anything I’ll get some sort of tattoos for my kids

  • @matthewvillage
    @matthewvillage 5 років тому

    4:30 that line piece on her upper arm is really nicely done

  • @rachelwuest9776
    @rachelwuest9776 6 років тому +51

    2:00 oh my god let her SPEAK stop interrupting

    • @madih7362
      @madih7362 5 років тому +1

      I know! It’s pissing me off

  • @camigittins
    @camigittins 3 роки тому

    Okay but the dude with the green jacket and long blonde hair looks so “high, how are ya?” Hahaha

  • @Drdisaster1
    @Drdisaster1 5 років тому +11

    Guy in green jacket was stoned AF

  • @sheebitz
    @sheebitz Рік тому

    These videos are preparing me for some wild clients when I become a professional tattoo artist lol

  • @ophilianaranjo3397
    @ophilianaranjo3397 6 років тому +63

    The brazilian couple never heard of a brazilian(wax)

    • @buckfuddy489
      @buckfuddy489 6 років тому +1

      Ophilia Naranjo I absolutely love a Brazilian wax!! So smooth!! (I just do them tho, I don't get them!! Ouch!!)

    • @h.s.6269
      @h.s.6269 5 років тому +1

      @@buckfuddy489 I was surprised it wasn't crazy painful like I thought they'd be. I mean yea they hurt but I was surprised that people scream and kick during it... my waxer had some horror stories to share and was so happy I was just a mild flincher. She's been kicked and punched before in reflex by others.

    • @buckfuddy489
      @buckfuddy489 5 років тому

      H. S. any time a guy asks me about doing that, I tell that story!!(mostly because I don't feel comfortable waxing a guy's junk..just my preference

    • @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE
      @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE 5 років тому

      @Soviet who Cuts unrelated but I love you comrade viva para siempre

  • @Alesha_Lewer
    @Alesha_Lewer 3 роки тому

    I love the nirvana smiley face story. Fcking awesome

  • @sithotaku
    @sithotaku 6 років тому +3

    hearing a man say "fucking doodie" brings me weird joy in a kid way lmao

  • @d3thcorenebula436
    @d3thcorenebula436 3 роки тому

    You guys live in a another world. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jenna-talia
    @Jenna-talia 6 років тому +102

    You really shouldn't tattoo people who are intoxicated by any kind of substance. I don't respect any tattoo artist that is willing to take advantage of someone being under the influence of a drug.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 5 років тому +5

      By the sound of it it was an arranged appointment the person made

    • @besosiriusrn
      @besosiriusrn 5 років тому +4

      I mean, it's the intoxicated persons fault. And if they don't tattoo them they will probably go somewhere that is shady or do it themselves so at least there getting it down safely. Still not a good idea tho

    • @alanabear2736
      @alanabear2736 4 роки тому +1

      Where I live it's illegal to tattoo a person who's drunk or high

  • @Ninkira
    @Ninkira 5 років тому +1

    Jess Machete is the best storyteller!!!! omg

  • @TobyKidMajor
    @TobyKidMajor 6 років тому +26

    12:50 this may have aided in human trafficking and a trauma bond...

    • @idontknowdude3021
      @idontknowdude3021 6 років тому +1

      What do you mean?

    • @TobyKidMajor
      @TobyKidMajor 6 років тому +20

      @@idontknowdude3021 hi. I work at a homeless shelter and we see girls and boys, men and women who are trafficked. Oftentimes a victim falls in love with the person who becomes their pimp, and oftentimes a trauma bond is formed making the victim loyal to the pimp. This often makes them not try to escape especially if addicted to drugs they gave them.
      Different traffickers have different names they take, like Daddy. To degrade and permanently mark their property they have them get whatever tattoo is their signature. Which is often: property of ...

    • @fairygothmother537
      @fairygothmother537 6 років тому +2

      TobyKid Major this is a huge reach

    • @TobyKidMajor
      @TobyKidMajor 6 років тому +11

      @@fairygothmother537 not in my experience. Believe what you want.
      Obviously it's possible they have a healthy weird relationship.

    • @djawnsjhilson218
      @djawnsjhilson218 6 років тому +9

      I thought the same with the butterfly story.

  • @suzys8558
    @suzys8558 5 років тому +2

    I think it was Terry, lol, the biker dude that wanted the Nirvana tattoo made me laugh cause he was freaking out over getting hard. 😂😂😂
    Also, Rocky, "my man Gabe, I can't believe she would do that..." 😂😂😂

  • @loissalzarulo4818
    @loissalzarulo4818 6 років тому +22

    @ Janda, that's why you don't tattoo drunk clients!!!

  • @jmkenny
    @jmkenny 5 років тому

    1:34 Keith is crushing on Trudy, soooo hard, he's walking that line of getting friend zoned..!
    It's brutal to watch but im sure I'd be doing the same thing! LOL

  • @Olibee1916
    @Olibee1916 6 років тому +50

    11:20 aren't you not supposed to tattoo clients that are drunk?

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 5 років тому +3

      By the sound of it it was an arranged appointment with the person.

    • @redactedpizza2278
      @redactedpizza2278 3 роки тому

      A lot of street shops take advantage of bars and that nearby when people get drunk and want random tattoos

  • @Ari-el3xl
    @Ari-el3xl 5 років тому

    I don't have any tattoos yet, but I recently started saving cash for my first one(it's the Arrow logo with the quote "I still believe in heroes") so I've been watching a lot of these videos to learn what to expect and how to prepare and what NOT to do