Craziest Client Stories #7 | Tattoo Artists Answer
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2019
- Tattoo artists share their craziest tattoo and client stories from ex-FBI agents to losing tattoos in unexpected ways as well as some unorthodox ways to commemorate a relationship.
Have you ever had a crazy tattoo experience? Let us know in the comments!
Artists in this video:
Carlos Torres: / carlostorresart
Anali De Laney: / delaneyink
Pennyboy: / pennyboy_tattooartist
Lisette Martinez: / eyekandi_ink
Kevin Boudreau: / kevinboudreau_
Sara Fabel: / sarafabel
Guy Aitchison: / guyaitchisonart
Mark Wade: / markwadeink
Bobby Cupparo: / bobbycupparotattoos
Teej Poole: / teejpoole
Pony Lawson: / ponylawson
Lalo: / lalotattoos
Courtney Raimondi: / bloodofwolves
Alexandra Fische: / alexandrafische
Jesse Levitt: / jesselevitt
Shine: / ishineink
Ruben Barahona: / rubenbtattoo
Joe Smith: / tat2joe777
Nikki Simpson: / nikkisimpsontattoos
Yomico Moreno: / yomicoart
Steve Butcher: / stevebutchertattoos
Dave Paulo: / davepaulo_tattooartist
Chris Meighan: / chrismeighan_tattoo_
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". . . get a pretty wife, cheat on her and buy a car I couldn't afford, you know that cycle" 9:00
That was the most Colombian thing I've ever herd lol. Also when he said he was 16 but that's normal hahaha
@TheFitarian maybe in a video game. 🎮
Dude! That was savage!
Well he did have the first part right "cheat on her" that is a typical marriage, You get married, have kids and then cheat on your wife because she is no longer pretty...or the other way around she cheats on him because she is bored of him now. I have seen and heard of TOO many people doing that. There is truth in that statement. If you have never heard of that then I am sorry you live in the dark but that's life :/
I mean yea. Columbians man
Joe Smith looks like a devilish sort of guy but sounds and acts like THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART I mean how could you not love that guy
Jenny Mattbäck i’ve been tatted by this guy and can confirm that this is true.
Ikr!!!!
i wanna be his friend haha
@@hannahfoust8539 luckyyyyy
@@MrMarceloll me too!!!
those stories involving children are disgusting. The dad getting his young daughter sexualized as an attractive woman and then the mom trying to get a 12 yr olds nipples pierced like the gal and stupidity is unreal and its so gross to think they would even mention that at a tattoo place
It's throughs stories that make me lose hope in humanity...
@ you're right, it isn't but FUCK anyone who likes that kinda shit. Sounds like u let shit like that slide. Talking bout a TWO year old little girl, fucking PUSSY!! Doesn't surprise me either that you're hidden behind a picture of anything other than your own face..
@ that's no excuse
RiGOr MORtis the hell does my picture have to do with anything? You sound like a sensitive bitch who needs to calm his ass down and watch his mouth. Art is art regardless of what the person gets and if you don’t like it, go cry in the corner. Life is cold and innocent beings are being tortured to death everyday and we don’t need people like you getting mad trying to run from the truth!
@ Big tough guy over here rofl.
“I almost had a guy die on Monday but apart from that...”
EXCUSE ME SIR I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS PLEASE
000
Exactly how u skip over that😤
Shit happens man.
*hits the blunt Dave Chappell from back in the day style* “Sometimes you almost have a guy die on a Monday, gotta do what you gotta do, it’s cool...”
Why am I hearing this in muyskerms voice 🤣
Honestly the one about the guy wanting a sexy pin up of his like 3 year old daughter is so unsettling. I genuinely hope the kid is no longer around that man
Could not agree more
agreed
Dang, that grandma is such a legend 😂
Indeed. I wanna be that cool when I'm her age.
The grandma in the FBI story absolutely killed me.
Same.. grandma say what?! Lmfao
absolute legend
"Uh, I-- I'm tattooing Jesus right now" had me howling.
I tattooed a guy many times who always got portraits of himself... flexing. I did a massive portrait on his chest of HIMSELF flexing.
One day, he went to pay for a $250 Tattoo with a bucket of quarters.
Yes.
Everyone in the shop was stacking and counting quarters for the remainder of the shift. He explained he was saving quarters for making an epic fountain out of them. Scrapped that idea and got a tattoo instead😂
Hahahaha Epic! =D
Jesus lmao 😂😂😂
did he tip in pennies
pure mad lad
Inked buahahhahaha
'get a pretty wife, cheat on her, buy a car I couldn't afford...' you, my sir, made me laugh so hard I spit out my drink.
"almost saw the guy die on Monday but umm apart from that" haha 0:03
..ᵃʰ..ᵘʰᵐᵐ...ⁱᵐ ᵗᵃᵗᵗᵒᵒⁱⁿᵍ ʲᵉˢᵘˢ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ⁿᵒʷ....
Now*
Epic.
𝙻𝙾𝙻
Hahahhhahahah
How did u do that?!
Granny passing out and waking up to finish the tattoo is some gangster shit lol
l o w d i c k o n t h e s t i c k
turntech Godhead priceless!!!
what does it mean?
@@ostschnaller I think he meant that he was the low man on the totem pole, a.k.a the new guy.
Im using it now
there was a guy actually asked me if he needed to come in person to get a tattoo
So, i told him,'of course not, you can always send me the part of your body you want to get a tattoo on'
That's the end of the story
Thank God
Lmao
I have images of you recieving an arm in the post
fud lmao
@@Stettafire "It's ok, my arms are detacheable just send it back when you're done"
Anyone else think that the guy with the complete skull face should have a cooler name than Joe Smith 😝
He's one if the few dudes I've seen with a full head tattoo that doesn't absolutely overwhelm him & actually suits him. I always giggle at his name...lol!
Haley Neeter I don’t know anything about him but when I saw that I figured it wasn’t his real name. I think that the plain name is meant to juxtapose with his crazy ass tats
I’m pretty sure the majority of these people aren’t using their real names. I just found his particularly silly
That's his real name and he's awesome as fuck, I've met him before lol
Joe is awesome!!! He has done most of my ink.
Do the artist/piercers ever report people that ask for stuff like the 3 year old daughter with a woman’s body?? That child is definitely being exposed to abuse and possible sexual abuse. No normal parent would ever EVER ask for that. That’s a big red flag.
Shine: "mind you, i wasnt good at this point" lmaoo i stan we love self awareness 😂
I'd probably be somewhere on the list of crazy clients for bringing my snake to a local tattoo shop. I was asking if they did pet portraits, they asked for a pic, and well...they got to hang with my chill girl while we talked on pricing.
That's fucking AWESOME....seriously, I'd have had SO MUCH TROUBLE paying attention to you with her in the room..lol!
A snake is kinda “tame” since snakes are the chillest 😎
omg nikki’s story sounds like a wattpad fanfic lol that’s dope af
Wonder who got killed and what that blurred explanation was
I think it was a cat. Broke it by twisting the neck. Some kind of small animal I think
I think it couldve been a dog/cat
JakeTakesTheCakes Nah I think he killed a hooker by strangling.
@@Highboy29 I really doubt that story would get such a muted reaction...more like an "I'm calling the cops" reaction
JakeTakesTheCakes yeah but they could’ve taken it as a joke but i totally get your point
9:07 Dude is wild for saying all that 😂
😂😂 "...you know, that cycle..."
😂😭
4:03 "Whenever I tattoo Marilyn Manson.." Wait what? :O
Prolly tattooing a photo of Marilyn, haha
Am I the only one that thinks he kinda looks like an inked pee wee herman? Lol
@@RoyalReyna well now that you mention it😂
oh yeah Norm (the artist who said that) actually used to tattoo Marilyn Manson quite a bit before his (Norm’s) death in October of 2019
@@walrus4969 poor guy having to deal with that
C'mon Nikki!!! Why couldn't you be specific about the band?! It would have been nice to know who they were.
I know. Not even a specific tattoo to maybe give a hint.
She probably lieing.
@@sincitybatman9288 that's possible. But that's not how you spell lying
@@sincitybatman9288 she's most definitely lying
The other guy didnt mention the name of the band that he was traveling with either.
Not an artist but I’m a client. I’ve been with my girl for 4 years now. My pumpkin tattoo got her out of her apprenticeship. She’s great, my best friend, I love her. In the beginning though when we didn’t know each other all that well she was tattooing the inside of my forearm and every once in a while she would hit a nerve and my fingers would twitch to the inside of my hand like I was making a fist or squeezing. Well the way we were both angled her boob was basically in my hand and I would occasionally unintentionally grab her boob 🤦♀️ I was freaking out thinking she would think I’m a creep and profusely apologize every time it happened saying it’s a twitch from the tat but she knew I wasn’t like that and now we laugh about it.
That's the sweetest story!
awwww
That’s so cute and funny
FBI Grandma gettin' her first tattoo and playing it cool fucking gave me life.
and that 12 year old girl was dani cohn
The guy at 11 mins is talking about the tattoo factory in Chicago... where I got my first tattoo.
Rip Pete
yooo thats where i got my first tat too!
@@permafrosty I really want to know if this is true 😂
@@permafrosty tea
@@permafrosty there's a time and a place for this stuff...it's called THERAPY.
Not UA-cam comments.
If true, the reasons are pretty obvious.
"I was coked up and effed up... And I was 16...but you know in Columbia that was normal" 😂😂
Been binging these, and two stories from two different artist are about a crazy guy at a convention getting mad that he didn’t get invited to a pizza party lmao!
Same!! I was like wait a minute... Haha
Hahaha same here!
That guy literally just described a couple that’s done so much weird shit that monogamy sounded like a crazy kink 😂
The terrible parenting and mental health stories are so depressing. It must be hard to do this kind of work sometimes for the more sensitive tattoo artists
“Grandma say whaaaat????” 😂😂😂
I'm not going to flat out eliminate the possibility that person with the curling iron story did it consensually, but it seems pretty likely the scar is not her only issue.
You don't know. It's possible she's just that sick. Could be abuse tho
My ass started hurting the second I heard it I was scrolling in the comments like- did no one hear that story? It's clearly just as disturbing as the others
@@thestruggleisbrie860 It's one of the most horrifying, clearly abuse.
I was wondering what happened bout that, she should have gone to authorities first
That was horrible, that poor woman
FBI Granny sounds awesome 😎
That old lady with the gunshot wound at the end is going to feature in the new RED movie
“Get this man some beer and pizza now!” 😂 best part
That last story about the grandma was awesome!
i’ve seen the pizza party story from both perspectives now this is so funny
Life Goal : To be as cool as that old FBI granny.
The grandma with the gunshot sounds awsome! Some of the older people have the craziest stories and live the secret life...
“dude i’m tattooing jesus right now”
Holy cow guys I legit could watch these artists tell these stories for hours on end
I'm tattooing jesus right now...
XD the way he says it just makes me feel bad for whoever did that tattoo XD
Also FBI grandma sounds amazing! That's a savage grandma.
She's the grandma I'd like to have
Welp, it's official. That Grandma is cooler than me and 90% of the world.
FBI Granny is gangster! I love her!
Last story is the wholesomest
The "Im With Stumpy" tattoo form the thumbnail, i loved that one so much i got my own. (and yes i am an amputee)
grandma is a legend 🙌
That's Exactly What I'm Worried About.
Getting amputated at somepoint but having tattoos past the point.
Imagine spending thousands of dollars and days of just being tattoo'd on a sleeve and then BAM, whole arm is Gone.
To be fair, if your arm’s off then you probably got bigger problems than the tattoo.
the guy who sent his daughter photo WTF
The story about the lady who attacked her leg reminds me of a kid I went to school with. He got into an argument with his hand in home ec a couple minutes after I showed him how to use a knife in the kitchen. He was screaming bloody murder, holding his wrist, and we all thought he cut himself but no. Charlie got into a fight with his hand.
"get a wife, cheat on her, get a car I can't afford"...plan for life! :D
Inked stories never disappoint me
I loved the story about the old lady!
Nikki wont say the band's name; it was probably Nickelback...
I'd it was nickleback, they would have rocked up at the studio after being booed out of the venue.
I'm voting avenged sevenfold. But I NEED to know who it was
The grandma story made me smile so hard haha
I’m dying to know what that client killed, and how
Omg I love Joe he's great 😂😂😂
Guy's story at 11:00 is wild...I've gotten 4 of my tattoos at the shop he's talking about, and it's one of the cleanest, chillest shops i've been to! spent the Superbowl a few years ago getting tattooed there. it was just me and two tattoo artists, and we were just chilling and watching the Puppy Bowl while i got tattooed! stuff definitely still goes down in that area, but that story is so far from what my experiences have been at that shop 😂 oh how the times change!
That older lady was a badass! And her design for her first ever tattoo is so sweet. Pet tattoos are so wholesome.
The girl that was sodomised with the curling iron, I hope she's ok. We can laugh but it sounds like it couldve been an abusive situation for her
I don't understand why they were laughing, that poor woman
@@emptyness7 My first reaction would have been "are you ok?" though-- outward appearances aside. Especially if it was a recent burn; you should not be tattooing that! She might have had even more trauma on top of the first one from just the tattooing process.
@@emptyness7 I believe it would be more of a “I’m laughing cause I don’t know how to react.” Versus a “lol omfg that’s crazy”
That grandma is just so cool 😂👌
love teej! so glad i got a piece by him!
That grandma story was the best
Loved the last story!
😂 Guy had the best story for sure. 11:03
last story is definitely the besttt lol
I want to be that grandma when I grow up!
He said "get a pretty wife, cheat on her, get a car I can't afford 😂😂😂"
love these stories so much🤣👏
RUBEN HAS THE BEST ACCENT EVER! I would get a tattoo by him just to hear his voice for a long period of time.
"I almost had a guy die on monday" lmfao
Wait so joe Smith has multiple partners??? There's gotta be hope for me now cause wtf
Idk why ppl would cover their entire face with ink like that (very unattractive) and even more so how anyone could be attracted enough to fuck em...
@@juliedavis9659 beauty is in the eye of the beholder
@@sharrafeenawilliams1881 says the guy who never got laid and is still alone
Julie Davis and how would you know?
@@f1rebreather123 hands down u dont ink, let alone anything else.
Jesse Levitt is an awesome tattoo artist, my tattoos still look awesome that he did, great guy and very chill.
Marilyn Manson you say???
↖you are speaking MY LANGUAGE✌
Cool stories, thanks!
We need to hear more from Bobby Cupparo
The grandma story was my favorite 😂
That grandma tattoo story is precious!
7:46 Lol imagine "Yelp: 1* - Artist will NOT fall in love with you!!!"
Last story was amazing aw
Crazy pizza guy story always gets me that dudes told that a few times on here 😂
Dude.... That Steven Seagull tat at 2:00 got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Damn man, rest in peace Norm🙏🏼💔 #LEGEND
Is “pizza party” a code word for something?
so as far as i know pizza stands for a young girl and its used as a code word for pedophiles, young boys are referred to as sausages. but surely can have different meanings, thats just what i think off when i hear the term in a certain context
@@ostschnaller Oh fuck... that's not cool.
I ain't down with any of that shit, in fact, I'd kill a fucking pedophile if they were around my kids, and I wouldn't make it quick or painless!
Well in my language pizza is pejorative word for pussy that nobody uses. No codes.
I've heard pizza party is some illuminati shit or a cult or smthing
Mark Wade wore the perfect shirt for this video.
That last story was awesome 😎👵
I tattooed Wiz Khalifa and he got me high and I wasnt even smoking
I just saw Joe Smith and Enigma at the Villain Arts Philly tattoo covertion. Dude is awesome
Living for the old lady tattoo
I love that multiple people have the pizza party story
The Grandma story ♥ Elderly goals for me ! there is hope . ;-)
"Someone get this man beer & pizza now!" Tchalla, infinity war
Joe seems so sweet. I love himmm
Damn that grand ma is killing it 😂😂🔥🔥🔥
best at the finish line. fbi-grandma made my day thx!
i love Joe Smith so much :D
he looks so intimidating but is the nicest guy ever
Gotta love grandma
FBI grandma is goals
"want a piece of that?" The guy just describe something that could be quite close to rape or at least a horrific vision of women, like one could be passed from a man to an other like a toy, and he's like "i like this raw personality". Disgusting 🤮