Craziest Client Stories #6 | Tattoo Artists Answer

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  • @Name-fk8zk
    @Name-fk8zk 5 років тому +11992

    Artists: "... he shot her in the head then shot himself"
    Inked: _happy piano noises_

    • @carriefeda6816
      @carriefeda6816 5 років тому +60

      The Female that’s because happy piano noises are actually sad notes. And visa versa with sad notes.

    • @camppillow
      @camppillow 5 років тому +271

      the girl was like “help me” probably because he was abusing her or smth, poor girl

    • @hopemxx1524
      @hopemxx1524 4 роки тому +5

      HAAha

    • @kayceewhite
      @kayceewhite 4 роки тому +5

      The Female
      *right* 😳🙊

    • @kayceewhite
      @kayceewhite 4 роки тому +20

      Carrie Feda
      Okay I’ve been playing piano since I was 6, I can’t read sheet music I play by ear. I am genuinely asking, what are you talking about?

  • @OPEK.
    @OPEK. 5 років тому +4301

    The girl who tattoo’d “bad ass” on the guys cheek after he just accomplished his long goals. I salute you queen

  • @samuelneal4671
    @samuelneal4671 5 років тому +14943

    "Oh i had one little one, a chick passed out and went blind"
    'A LITTLE ONE' WTF???

    • @ladyira-bi7ng
      @ladyira-bi7ng 5 років тому +735

      It was most likely temporary blindness. After she regains her sight she probably felt fine. But should still get seen by a medical professional. I also went totally blind after I fainted. The doctor was able to diagnose me and give me the medications I needed even after I got my sight back naturally. But it is terrifying. I will never forget the experience.

    • @dannyswrath
      @dannyswrath 5 років тому +33

      Little one as in tiny tatoo

    • @Chigen_Atomic
      @Chigen_Atomic 5 років тому +130

      I had strep throat and went blind for about three minutes trying to get up and go to the bathroom. Probably due to me not drinking enough water, but that's the only time things went completely dark. Nothing like your throat being on fire, weak, trying to stumble around the bathroom. lol.

    • @tiger_844
      @tiger_844 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @katefield5404
      @katefield5404 5 років тому +27

      It was probably temporary I go temporarily blind a lot when I'm like stressed

  • @cassie1421
    @cassie1421 4 роки тому +7932

    “He shot her and then he shot himself and there was a bunch of satanic symbols everywhere”
    Inked: 🎹🎶🎵🤗💖🌸✨🌈🥰💕

    • @dananezat
      @dananezat 4 роки тому +243

      “And then in her kids room”. That was so dark man.

    • @flamestrikenightfire4784
      @flamestrikenightfire4784 4 роки тому +7

      @@dananezat ooh!!!!

    • @GermaineNimundel
      @GermaineNimundel 4 роки тому +6

      I can’t 😂😂

    • @karimareyes3992
      @karimareyes3992 3 роки тому +145

      bro. it's fucking upsetting that they didn't do anything to help despite her giving them signals

    • @joannbyrne182
      @joannbyrne182 3 роки тому +50

      @@karimareyes3992 yeah that guy didn't seem to bothered

  • @jkruszynska9641
    @jkruszynska9641 5 років тому +11750

    His eyeballs were self lubricating 😂🙌

    • @tommillard4193
      @tommillard4193 5 років тому +116

      That's not the only thing that was self lubricating 😉😉

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 5 років тому +26

      I laughed crying

    • @grosom31
      @grosom31 5 років тому +9

      @@tommillard4193 ah you mean her CV joint!😂😂

    • @jaxo5679
      @jaxo5679 5 років тому +23

      5hat dude could've had aids yo

    • @quietestkitten
      @quietestkitten 5 років тому +98

      I just feel bad for her that she didn't feel like she could say no.

  • @KelciaMarie1
    @KelciaMarie1 5 років тому +5519

    Guy: "Its not like beastiality"
    * proceeds to describe literal beastiality *

    • @shea2655
      @shea2655 5 років тому +89

      Victoria N after describing zoophilia first. He did make the distinction.

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 років тому +327

      @@shea2655 yeah, but he said that the guy f***s dolphins, which is literally bestiality

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 4 роки тому +119

      Beastiality is the act of having sex with animals, zoophilia is the attraction to animals.

    • @Thelostpinetree
      @Thelostpinetree 4 роки тому +3

      @@bi_cycle I thought it was the other way around

    • @reedwilke4683
      @reedwilke4683 4 роки тому +17

      Beastiality is fucking animals
      Zoophilia is getting aroused but NOT wanting to fuck animals

  • @lauraparkinson437
    @lauraparkinson437 5 років тому +11436

    “So... I ate the cookie...”
    I’m dead.

    • @hugocorreia7519
      @hugocorreia7519 5 років тому +777

      "he still inside you"

    • @octavia88
      @octavia88 5 років тому +253

      🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ But why did she comply ? What a perv

    • @Vilppy
      @Vilppy 5 років тому +54

      octavia88 cos she’s freaky

    • @AndromedaChace
      @AndromedaChace 5 років тому +435

      This is why being agreeable and caving to social expectations should not be so ingrained in people.

    • @kenneyswifey
      @kenneyswifey 5 років тому +149

      Omg I had to pause the video to compose myself. Especially when she said she tried to Cookie Monster it lmfao.

  • @sarahgamache8921
    @sarahgamache8921 5 років тому +1900

    “I gotta go get my kids”
    I died 😂😂😂 omg me in 20 years

  • @KenoshaKicker
    @KenoshaKicker 5 років тому +3361

    Number one thing not to tell your friend after their creepy experience with a guy...
    “He’s still inside you”

    • @salmay.2186
      @salmay.2186 5 років тому +182

      Yeah that was shitty af

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf 5 років тому +20

      @@salmay.2186 Ya... but i bet she will hear those words before she takes a cookie from a stranger again.

    • @salmay.2186
      @salmay.2186 5 років тому +142

      @@GreyBlackWolf you dont get it
      She couldnt stand the pressure of this guy and her boss didnt help
      These words wont do shit since she already seems to regret it

    • @sayedahmed6753
      @sayedahmed6753 4 роки тому +1

      666 I won't ruin that

    • @Nicole-yo8ux
      @Nicole-yo8ux 4 роки тому +37

      Ikr. Her friend seemed really insensitive and almost laughing about it

  • @SavageThrifter
    @SavageThrifter 5 років тому +2452

    Why is tattooing such a gross profession? Like why are people so comfortable at being creeps in a tattoo shop?

    • @bstardust7439
      @bstardust7439 4 роки тому +224

      Cuz they think everyone who has tattoos is a fucking weirdo but it has nothing to do w that lol

    • @tylerbush5939
      @tylerbush5939 3 роки тому +38

      I never understood that either

    • @hichigoshirosaki3665
      @hichigoshirosaki3665 3 роки тому +28

      Cuz where else do you go to not get judged for who you are if not a shop full of inked up badasses?

    • @worlore1651
      @worlore1651 3 роки тому +31

      have you ever been to walmart?

    • @Jess1234
      @Jess1234 3 роки тому +4

      They think it’s the lowest of the low

  • @1anna1
    @1anna1 5 років тому +5422

    3:33 'you did it?'
    fuck yeah i did it. and i did it beautifully.

    • @abbydomann
      @abbydomann 5 років тому +168

      A true legend

    • @akalee1849
      @akalee1849 5 років тому +300

      It was veiny and everything

    • @spines8894
      @spines8894 5 років тому +59

      We stan

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax 5 років тому +74

      I be curious to see that tattoo.

    • @odd-duck
      @odd-duck 5 років тому +98

      I love that she had to take a break to get her kids

  • @Medyobabae
    @Medyobabae 5 років тому +2179

    “A girl named Ashleezy was there”
    What? 🤣

    • @PryncessAngelyk
      @PryncessAngelyk 5 років тому +16

      Shout out your friends

    • @solarsatori
      @solarsatori 5 років тому +6

      a mood.

    • @MansterBear
      @MansterBear 4 роки тому +9

      I couldn't tell if he was saying Ashleezy, or Ash-sleazy.
      Same thing either way I suppose lol

    • @CHLOCHLOLP
      @CHLOCHLOLP 4 роки тому +3

      i feel so bad for people with names like that lmao, like who the hell names their baby sleezy

    • @parthybolos4958
      @parthybolos4958 4 роки тому +7

      Ashley z?

  • @elie6572
    @elie6572 5 років тому +7160

    “One turned out to be her husband and one turned out to be her boyfriend”
    wait-

    • @tanie3543
      @tanie3543 5 років тому +320

      Polyamory ?

    • @blikitwig
      @blikitwig 5 років тому +166

      Your pfp is a fair reaction

    • @emersontaylor396
      @emersontaylor396 5 років тому +80

      Poly fam

    • @rosegold973
      @rosegold973 5 років тому +19

      Ammi Arts I was just about to say that.. it’s so fitting for the comment 😂😂

    • @patricklukcy13
      @patricklukcy13 5 років тому +101

      As it's been stated. That's just polyamory. It's not even weird. Lol

  • @Rebecca-dz2nv
    @Rebecca-dz2nv 4 роки тому +528

    for real tho so many of these stories involve some kind of sexual harassment, props to all tattoo artists out there, it seems like people think they can get away with anything in a parlour, mad respect to these guys for pursuing their craft while everyone around them are being freaks

  • @Dogbone2000
    @Dogbone2000 5 років тому +6423

    I still-
    Hes still inside of her.

    • @KRO-222
      @KRO-222 5 років тому +103

      Yung Houseplant ugh I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry 🤭

    • @seeteasea5497
      @seeteasea5497 5 років тому +5

      Lucky guy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kellykujawa89
      @kellykujawa89 5 років тому +8

      God I laughed so hard at that!!😂

    • @dank-memes-and-broken-drea7712
      @dank-memes-and-broken-drea7712 5 років тому +17

      Green and White go away

    • @seeteasea5497
      @seeteasea5497 5 років тому +2

      Dank-memes- and-broken-dreams man you are so uptight 🤣🤣

  • @myrandayoung7461
    @myrandayoung7461 4 роки тому +500

    I am so sad for Kelly for feeling forced into eating that cookie what a horrific thing.

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay Рік тому

      She's fine, she's a hungry hippo .. u know how to stop that from happening.. don't eat it. U just don't start eating.

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta Рік тому +3

      I wonder why she felt like she couldn't say no.

    • @DukeHalliday-cv4fx
      @DukeHalliday-cv4fx Рік тому +1

      That's RUDE

    • @itsa-mea-marion7653
      @itsa-mea-marion7653 6 місяців тому

      ​@@TimothyMcVayWhat the fuck

  • @Theimmortalmisfit
    @Theimmortalmisfit 5 років тому +1488

    “his eyes were self lubricating”
    Best quote of the video

  • @IllustriousCrocoduck
    @IllustriousCrocoduck 5 років тому +3174

    "where his teeth were all one, because there was so much frickin fur..."
    I'm sorry,
    What.

    • @vh6772
      @vh6772 5 років тому +333

      I'm still trying to figure out wtf she was talking about

    • @ashleer7583
      @ashleer7583 5 років тому +583

      @@vh6772 I think that she was talking about a major plaque/tartar buildup that makes it look like his teeth were just one.

    • @marywellington6229
      @marywellington6229 5 років тому +323

      She said tur which is another word for tar on the teeth if you go so long without brushing you'll see what I'm talking about

    • @ToastyJunebugs
      @ToastyJunebugs 5 років тому +51

      I know you can have mineral deposits or something like that grow over your teeth if you don't brush for a very long time. Maybe it was that?

    • @robs.1868
      @robs.1868 4 роки тому +20

      Look up dental calculus.

  • @Dogbone2000
    @Dogbone2000 5 років тому +6378

    Lmao paul booth is just like constantly on thin ice. He can’t say anything. He can say less than someone in witness protection.

    • @serenityduck417
      @serenityduck417 5 років тому +216

      I don't mean it rude I just don't get why he brings it up knowing he can't talk about it LMAO

    • @Psera
      @Psera 5 років тому +246

      Serenity Stager I think that’s part of his schtick.

    • @Mercyfalls
      @Mercyfalls 5 років тому +129

      @@serenityduck417 He's just bragging... And propably knows that most of his stories are messed up so if he tells everything and once people actually knew they would loose respect for him.

    • @leomord3222
      @leomord3222 5 років тому +3

      Im ypur 1k like b*tch HAHAHA

    • @lukemorgantattooartist4214
      @lukemorgantattooartist4214 5 років тому +7

      He’s Paul Booth. He’s like my mentor, Captain. We don’t talk about those days too openly lol

  • @mattmayo3539
    @mattmayo3539 4 роки тому +121

    Will Kelly do us all the favor of doing stand up comedy. Her delivery and use of material is so on point. Such a character!

    • @brittnil1828
      @brittnil1828 2 роки тому

      This comment is a year old but whatever… I recently started watching ink master angels and I’ve said since the first episode Kelly needs her own show. She’s amazing and such a natural

    • @ricedkiwis
      @ricedkiwis 11 місяців тому

      She's telling a story that's legit harassment and you're saying that? tf?

  • @ladydiamond6261
    @ladydiamond6261 5 років тому +6219

    The last story was pretty dark and sad.

    • @bleachyum6577
      @bleachyum6577 5 років тому +618

      V H S G I R L i wonder if the guy who said she was almost asking for help, feels bad abt not saying anything to her ? or asking if she was okay ?

    • @HydraxSly202
      @HydraxSly202 5 років тому +347

      I can't imagine how heavily that must weigh on you, especially if you didn't say anything. Jesus...

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 5 років тому +134

      nationalpost.com/news/world/satanist-ohio-man-accused-of-killing-girlfriend-in-murder-suicide-said-he-was-honored-by-the-dark-lord
      such a crazy story i had to look it up for myself.

    • @JayBee0212
      @JayBee0212 5 років тому +181

      I like how the upbeat jazz piano keeps playing in the background while he tells that story

    • @nicholashoffman3269
      @nicholashoffman3269 5 років тому +96

      He posted a photo on his facebook of obvious cigarette smoke and said it was a demon or spirit. Someone in the comments asked "where is the devil?" His girlfriend replied "sitting next to me".... k

  • @jenford7078
    @jenford7078 5 років тому +306

    "I smell your soul..." Perfect line to use to back off unwanted advances in bars.

    • @localSunMan
      @localSunMan 4 роки тому +8

      Horny dude would go like: "Wait till you smell my balls."

    • @miranaestephan247
      @miranaestephan247 4 роки тому

      @@localSunMan HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Psera
    @Psera 5 років тому +5035

    Yikes that last story got dark quickly.

    • @dess234
      @dess234 5 років тому +23

      literally

    • @huntercopeland9371
      @huntercopeland9371 5 років тому +117

      How the fuck did someone find his facebook so quickly god damn

    • @huntercopeland9371
      @huntercopeland9371 5 років тому +32

      Oh shit, probably the tattoo she talked about in this video:
      m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1561412374151037&id=100008468687092&set=a.1438927889732820&source=48

    • @SymphonicRainChannel
      @SymphonicRainChannel 5 років тому +10

      www.metal-archives.com/artists/Grave_Desecrator/418371

    • @havokmusicinc
      @havokmusicinc 5 років тому +89

      Theistic satanists and Luciferian Misanthropes are fuckin weird man. LaVeyan atheistic satanists are cool but I don't fuck with the theistics or the LMO. Those fucks watched too many cult movies growing up.

  • @umbreoneyes
    @umbreoneyes 5 років тому +299

    “I didn’t know what to do, so I ate one”
    “He’s still inside of you”.
    ☠️💀👽

    • @nishisalott1839
      @nishisalott1839 5 років тому +3

      I died when that person said that "he is still inside of you" LAWD

    • @gBaldaconi
      @gBaldaconi 4 роки тому +4

      I don't think she was joking, I think she meant it still hurts Doty to tell the story.

  • @rachaela5834
    @rachaela5834 5 років тому +2097

    Fuck yeah I did it! I did it beautifully too!🤣😂

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 5 років тому +83

    The apprentice years must be pretty scary, from what I've seen. Tattoo artists have guts of steel, Bless all of you honest & talented people who deal with us ink addicts in our best & worst moments.

  • @wynterhuff3417
    @wynterhuff3417 5 років тому +1124

    Girl w the green hairs story took the cake

    • @LM-yt7zk
      @LM-yt7zk 5 років тому +233

      I would say, it took the cookie.

    • @katicat7580
      @katicat7580 5 років тому +40

      Her name is Kelly Doty

    • @blueblue2338
      @blueblue2338 5 років тому +6

      Kid you really dont know anyones name when it tells you everyones name you just gotta read its not that hard also if you actually know the people you would know the names oh well shity for you

    • @fullmetalpleb
      @fullmetalpleb 5 років тому +50

      @@blueblue2338 Have you ever considered some people just don't give a fuck?

    • @mr.jameson218
      @mr.jameson218 5 років тому

      FullMetalPleb They do enough to constantly say they don't so they seem like a cool guy. 😎

  • @justcallmejessz3712
    @justcallmejessz3712 4 роки тому +60

    The tattoo right after robbing the store is kinda genius. His head was probably on camera and now he clearly is not the head on the security camera

  • @amandadyson8558
    @amandadyson8558 5 років тому +629

    "I tried to Cookie Monster it" 😂 😂

  • @ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960
    @ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960 4 роки тому +14

    The fact that they're so lighthearted and jolly about not reporting obvious domestic abuse-

  • @ashleighcummings5372
    @ashleighcummings5372 5 років тому +522

    I don’t even have tattoos but I can’t stop watching these

    • @rootintootinnewton
      @rootintootinnewton 4 роки тому

      🇦🇱 Albania
      literally same

    • @alexandriageiler687
      @alexandriageiler687 4 роки тому +5

      Im getting my first tattoo tomorrow and I’m nervous so these are making me laugh to make me feel better 😂

    • @NYmovieGIRL
      @NYmovieGIRL 2 роки тому

      Girl, same!

  • @ashmarie5049
    @ashmarie5049 5 років тому +48

    The lady with green hair and a bridge piercing is STUNNING

    • @mattgray871
      @mattgray871 5 років тому +11

      Kelly Doty, she was on ink master (season 8 I'm pretty sure) she has a tattoo shop in Salem to the best of my Knowledge

    • @sheff-eb6jb
      @sheff-eb6jb Місяць тому

      🤢

  • @BathoryBat
    @BathoryBat 5 років тому +313

    I wanna give Kelly a hug. That is so fucked up.

  • @beyedoc
    @beyedoc 3 роки тому +32

    As a doctor, I can relate to a lot of these experiences. These people are the same no matter where they go...

  • @square_cat
    @square_cat 5 років тому +445

    The zoophile one is disgusting :/ i m sorry for the artist but he could ve just denied the request

    • @ashleygibson5948
      @ashleygibson5948 5 років тому +80

      Honestly he could have, but if you think about it. Anyone who he becomes close too will see it and they probably will leave. Its almost a punishment if you think about it

    • @square_cat
      @square_cat 5 років тому +35

      @@ashleygibson5948 True, but at the same time he ll be like: "at least there are people who accept me, like that one tattoo artist-"

    • @ashleygibson5948
      @ashleygibson5948 5 років тому +9

      @@square_cat , Ahh true you got me there

    • @loiscassels8966
      @loiscassels8966 5 років тому +59

      I’m sorry for the dolphin.

    • @Veronica-vm2fy
      @Veronica-vm2fy 5 років тому +53

      @@cosmicmuffin322 I completely agree with you. I hated the tattoo artists wording of the situation. It wasn't "had sex with" it was 100% rape, an animal can not give consent to sex.

  • @katharinebacken7311
    @katharinebacken7311 5 років тому +63

    The little old lady one, I was surprised that she wanted it THERE, but at the same time I thought that she was a brave and tough old lady.

  • @Max-Parker-Buxton
    @Max-Parker-Buxton 4 роки тому +63

    "My best stories I'd go to jail for"
    "Oh, well my best story is like a whole, like, it had nazi's involved, it's a whole 20-minute thing"
    "well i had one little one where a chick passed out and then went blind"
    And this is why i love tattoo artists.

  • @hannahrice1492
    @hannahrice1492 5 років тому +64

    8:56
    “i have two brothers”
    *holds up three fingers*
    omg shoutout to my three fans
    i love y’all !🥰🥰❤️❤️

  • @internetuser7763
    @internetuser7763 5 років тому +126

    Guy: *is named Steve Irwin*
    Australians: 🤠🤠🤠

  • @trueblue2892
    @trueblue2892 4 роки тому +127

    “His eyes were self lubricating” got me until I heard “I ate the cookie” then I really died when she said “he’s still in you” omfg 🤣😂💀

  • @crystalcox4815
    @crystalcox4815 4 роки тому +133

    "a girl named ASHLEEZY was in there..."

  • @drewjantz9852
    @drewjantz9852 5 років тому +56

    “Big beautiful wings.” 🤣🤣

  • @alexandraboucher1791
    @alexandraboucher1791 5 років тому +183

    Paul Booth is only in these videos to tease us with what we can't know

    • @kellykujawa89
      @kellykujawa89 5 років тому

      Ikr!😅 I'd kill to get tattooed by him, he's a legend!

    • @LM-sc2wl
      @LM-sc2wl 5 років тому +1

      Forbidden knowledge

    • @lukemorgantattooartist4214
      @lukemorgantattooartist4214 5 років тому +7

      Paul Booth was around before the world became too scared to do anything. About 20-30 years ago it was completely normal to throw someone out for being an ass through the window without legal consequences being as likely.

  • @gBaldaconi
    @gBaldaconi 4 роки тому +48

    Kelly Doty, i hope you are ok now, and I feel terrible to hear that story, I'm so sorry :(. I feel like we need to talk about this more, several female tattoo artists had similar abusive situation stories...

  • @PuffOfSmoke
    @PuffOfSmoke 5 років тому +119

    There's never a shortage of crazy peeps in this world.

  • @Holycryptonite47
    @Holycryptonite47 5 років тому +628

    It looks like *inked* has trapped all the tattoo artist they wear the same clothes every freaking video.....did they like shoot 50 ep in a day

    • @michaelt.5672
      @michaelt.5672 5 років тому +174

      More likely that they brought them in individually, had each one tell like a dozen stories, and later cut the footage together.
      Anything else doesn't really make logistical sense.

    • @vinequestrian2090
      @vinequestrian2090 4 роки тому +52

      Nah they obviously kidnap them and once they calm down they force them to record and they'll be free .... they just don't get them new clothes- yeah that makes sense!

    • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
      @SquiddyHiggenbottom 3 роки тому +4

      I'd rather work one 18 hour day than three 6 hour days... If they've gotta get a bunch of footage from one person it saves time and gas money to get it all done in one day
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @thelrazzedazze3900
    @thelrazzedazze3900 5 років тому +272

    You know what. If video game art doesn’t work out for me, maybe I’ll study to be a tattoo artist for my backup plan

    • @Daraabinator
      @Daraabinator 5 років тому +6

      Check out that pink haired girl's insta. She does anime and video game tats

    • @niaranoctyrna3754
      @niaranoctyrna3754 5 років тому

      Hello? My twin?

    • @pixoRcade
      @pixoRcade 5 років тому

      Kek saaame

    • @collinholman5477
      @collinholman5477 5 років тому +9

      It's not a backup plan, it really has to be a full commitment. 3 years unpaid apprenticeship is usally the standard.

    • @ShiGuyRadon
      @ShiGuyRadon 5 років тому

      Same hat

  • @HoneyGun
    @HoneyGun 4 роки тому +13

    The lady with the green hair always makes me smile, shes so funny 🤣

  • @ricardoguanipa8275
    @ricardoguanipa8275 5 років тому +489

    6:43, that's just Romanticized Beastiality

    • @vanjakatarina1517
      @vanjakatarina1517 5 років тому +89

      Am I wrong thinking thats illegal? I mean you can never actually get consent. Right? Also it is just wrong in every way. It is not a sexuality, it is just wrong.

    • @NekoFaustus
      @NekoFaustus 5 років тому +11

      @@JB-rw7ri only 3???????

    • @joshlafluer7064
      @joshlafluer7064 5 років тому +1

      Ooh la la somebody's gonna get laid in collage

    • @a.j.2362
      @a.j.2362 5 років тому +8

      @@NekoFaustus Because no government worker or lawmaker sat down and thought "oh I should probably get this down on paper so they would know not to do it"

    • @non4997
      @non4997 5 років тому +2

      @@vanjakatarina1517 not unless it's Sasquatch

  • @max.aura10k
    @max.aura10k 3 роки тому +19

    “He was a zoophile but it’s doesn’t mean like beastiality..”
    Five seconds later
    “He had sex with a dolphin”
    😂 🤔

  • @daltonriser1125
    @daltonriser1125 5 років тому +24

    kellly doty giving the best thumbnail face
    also her saying gosh damn it is adorable

  • @Rebecc.aAdams
    @Rebecc.aAdams 5 років тому +12

    “do i tell him? do i tell him? i had to do it, i did it” allie is fucking awesome

  • @LizyIsLost
    @LizyIsLost 5 років тому +1060

    Am I the only one who wants to be a tattoo artist just to experience these insane stupid stories? Just me? K.

    • @hollowsnx
      @hollowsnx 5 років тому +7

      I want to do that to lol. thought it was just me!

    • @asherlee9646
      @asherlee9646 5 років тому +13

      Tbh I'm kind of contemplating what I'm going to be putting myself through if I become a tattoo artist lmao, hopefully nothing too crazy

    • @toddgarver5397
      @toddgarver5397 5 років тому +12

      It would probably be easier to make friends with a coke addict

    • @Chigen_Atomic
      @Chigen_Atomic 5 років тому +8

      I want the fun, goofy ones. Not something like Kelly's oatmeal creampie.

    • @daniellaviolet6207
      @daniellaviolet6207 5 років тому +5

      EllieZeNarwal🐳 Dw you’ll get lots of those stories at a lot of jobs, I work in a bar and have my fair share aha

  • @Gozud
    @Gozud 4 роки тому +55

    "It was veiny and everything" 💀

  • @cameroncalhoun1167
    @cameroncalhoun1167 5 років тому +210

    Still looking for an apprenticeship so I can start having crazy stories of my own. I love these videos 👌

    • @maddoxemory
      @maddoxemory 5 років тому +2

      Cameron Calhoun Best of luck! 🍀

    • @niallslegitwife
      @niallslegitwife 5 років тому +3

      Cameron Calhoun wish you the best dude! Can I follow your work?

  • @D_SQ
    @D_SQ 5 років тому +26

    2:34 Kelly Doty is a gift to the universe. 🤣

  • @Hanit16Assouline
    @Hanit16Assouline 5 років тому +21

    i am SO happy there was a tattoo artist featured who is located in pittsburgh. i’ve been looking for a trusted tattoo artist and if they’re on inked, i’m assuming the artist is at least good, although obviously i’m going to research her now.

    • @johnbesignano5999
      @johnbesignano5999 5 років тому +4

      There were two Pittsburgh artists. Sarah Miller is also Pittsburgh.

    • @Hanit16Assouline
      @Hanit16Assouline 5 років тому +1

      John Besignano i didn’t know that! thank you so much.

    • @woldydalo2343
      @woldydalo2343 5 років тому +1

      Shoutout Pittsburgh ya mean 🗣🖤🤞🦍😘💯💯🖤 I'm from over East🗣 👉🏿 wit it ya means🖤 Shouout The Ghett🖤 My 💯 Shots Woldy'Z🗣🤐🖤💯👿🦍‼️‼️⛽️💉

  • @slinaisthebastard9187
    @slinaisthebastard9187 5 років тому +223

    So this satanic dude harassed the artist and then shot his gf sometime after and you keep playing that funny piano music. Weird choice.

  • @dominiqueeeee6179
    @dominiqueeeee6179 5 років тому +50

    That poor lady, RIP. That is so scary.

  • @beaninc8892
    @beaninc8892 5 років тому +14

    Kelly is like CRAZY funny. Makes me laugh everytime 😂

  • @ytuseracct
    @ytuseracct 5 років тому +73

    the shooting one is so sad

  • @namtellectjoonal7230
    @namtellectjoonal7230 2 роки тому +8

    honestly that cookie story sounds absolutely traumatizing

  • @dxrkerrxses
    @dxrkerrxses 2 роки тому +12

    "The guy working on the motorcycle saw her hand up my shorts then looked up at me like, 'cool bro' then went back to fixing the motorcycle"
    *I think the craziest part of this story was that it was being done on the motorcycle and the boyfriend kept trying to give him a line of something off his key.*

  • @EternoUno
    @EternoUno 5 років тому +5

    this channel helped me think my tattoos more through and plan them out i started getting them at 16 and I wouldn’t say I regret the ones I have cause I just look at them as good memories but they could have been so much better and put together.

  • @danb4282
    @danb4282 3 роки тому +4

    “Fuck yeah I did it! And I did it beautifully.” Killed me

  • @littlebearoverlook
    @littlebearoverlook 3 роки тому +6

    The liquor store robbery is one of the most badass things I've heard in a while

  • @bebobbluebob
    @bebobbluebob 4 роки тому +110

    I petition for the 20min Nazi story from Killian Moon!

  • @Ceridewn
    @Ceridewn 5 років тому +4

    I probably laugh a little harder than needed at the story at 3:54, just cause omg that went no where where I thought it was going to go.

  • @squidwardsmilkyjuggs4901
    @squidwardsmilkyjuggs4901 5 років тому +6

    "My best stories are the ones ive been to jail for" OML MEEEEE

  • @vanessarivers6747
    @vanessarivers6747 4 роки тому +8

    Binge watching all these crazy client videos and this one so far has the best stories😂

  • @__delroc
    @__delroc 5 років тому +99

    oh boy i was not expecting that last one to be so damn dark

  • @holycrab6316
    @holycrab6316 5 років тому +3

    I can sit and listen to Paul booth telling stories all day.

  • @Name-fk8zk
    @Name-fk8zk 5 років тому +5

    Tattoo artists always have the best stories.

  • @nicematerial
    @nicematerial 3 роки тому +1

    I absolutely love that the last line of most of these is "I did the tattoo".

  • @tylervalerio4096
    @tylervalerio4096 5 років тому +14

    I’ve been waiting for this yesssss

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson 4 роки тому +4

    "...So the winner was just jealous of the loser's tattoo at that point"
    Not where I was expecting that story to go but that's fucking hilarious

  • @boto8309
    @boto8309 5 років тому +84

    Nobody gon talk about this dude named Steve Irwin?

  • @psychronic8327
    @psychronic8327 5 років тому +2

    4:18 the face of "why did I ask" right there everyone has had that moment before you know it

  • @sarahwithstars
    @sarahwithstars 4 роки тому +5

    Passing out looking at reference pics is a new level of funny!!

  • @3264-m3b
    @3264-m3b 5 років тому +14

    "He's still inside you." *DEAD.*

  • @KatlyHong
    @KatlyHong 5 років тому +5

    "oh gosh damn it" is peak wholesome

  • @jdaustin710
    @jdaustin710 4 роки тому +1

    The last dude in here did my ribs!! Thats cool as hell to see him on here. He does amazing work.

  • @endritahazrollaj5394
    @endritahazrollaj5394 5 років тому +168

    I was waiting for behemoth to be in one of the stories......

  • @julia___1852
    @julia___1852 5 років тому +5

    Tattoo artists see themselves with out tattoos would be such a cool video

  • @MikeGervasi
    @MikeGervasi 4 роки тому +40

    Kelly is cool. TJ is an artist. Anthony is also terrific. Sarah is just crazy.

  • @taylorplatt2596
    @taylorplatt2596 4 роки тому +1

    pls this is one of the best videos on the internet

  • @shizzlemynizzle9935
    @shizzlemynizzle9935 5 років тому +367

    People should watch Paul's personal collection video, you'll realize why he can't speak his mind.

    • @r.dommizsed2377
      @r.dommizsed2377 5 років тому +4

      Were can i find those?

    • @frostedgraves6059
      @frostedgraves6059 5 років тому +3

      can you send the link to the video please?

    • @katiem6620
      @katiem6620 5 років тому +13

      @@frostedgraves6059 ua-cam.com/video/xFfammDuJWQ/v-deo.html

    • @claudiofunes1380
      @claudiofunes1380 5 років тому +17

      For someone who doesnt want to watch the videos. Can u summarize why he cant really talk all that much about these experiences? Thanks man

    • @Grace-yz7nb
      @Grace-yz7nb 5 років тому

      I

  • @fabioschwab9687
    @fabioschwab9687 2 роки тому

    „Oh man I was proud of this thing“ Made my year bro!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @quinceelee7019
    @quinceelee7019 5 років тому +34

    I once tattooed a girl's bumbum cheeks with whip/lash marks. She told me, apparently, was into BDSM and commenting what she could do to me the entire time. It was one of the best things I've ever tattooed.

    • @elliewolfe9197
      @elliewolfe9197 2 роки тому +3

      ok but did u let her do those things. we need to know

    • @ostrichcum9369
      @ostrichcum9369 2 роки тому +3

      What she said ^^^^^^^

  • @devindevin6126
    @devindevin6126 5 років тому +3

    Brooo I’m literally so shook by all of these

  • @brightthunderbird7831
    @brightthunderbird7831 5 років тому +14

    "I eat the cookie"
    OH NO!

  • @clintcolt5786
    @clintcolt5786 5 років тому +4

    “He’s still inside you”... it took me five minutes to stop laughing. Probably replayed that like ten times. Best Friend Ever!!!

  • @christao8166
    @christao8166 4 роки тому +5

    "it was veiny and everything .. it was gorgeous"
    my lungs-

  • @makeemswaya
    @makeemswaya 4 роки тому +1

    Omg I never thought I’d see another Amber Joy!!! She’s so pretty as well 😍🥰

  • @egosumumbraemortis5609
    @egosumumbraemortis5609 4 роки тому +17

    I’m not an artist, but a client and I recall my second piece of ink I had done back in 2016 at a place called Black Filigree Tattoo in San Diego.
    Had one artist draw the stencil and do roughly half of it. Was a decently sized stencil so I was going to come back in the next day.
    Come back the next day, my artist had been fired for doing coke on the job. Different artist entirely finishes the rest, more or less okay but not even close to the same style.
    Come back for a touch up a month later the place is closed down.....I mean wtf

  • @naz7413
    @naz7413 3 роки тому +1

    2:52 this is the type of story telling I'm loving for

  • @BrutusTheOwl
    @BrutusTheOwl 5 років тому +21

    And that is why when people give you that "help me" look, you subtly take action to get them to a safe place.

    • @jukesngambits
      @jukesngambits 5 років тому +3

      @MegaSkilla Police are usually useless and wont really help or care

  • @dokusa2173
    @dokusa2173 2 роки тому

    "Gosh Dammit!" is the energy I usually feel on the daily tbh.

  • @please.dont.
    @please.dont. 5 років тому +47

    don’t know why I thought watching while eating was a good decision

  • @taylorcollins3570
    @taylorcollins3570 4 роки тому +8

    That story is exactly what I would expect from someone getting an insane clown posse tattoo on their neck.